#memes

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dapper heart
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I wanted July, but June is good too

gusty onyx
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I’ll trade you AliceLove

knotty breach
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I wish scarlet was my therapist

sullen forge
muted ibex
knotty breach
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GOOD IDEA

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Got me bottle right here

summer zealot
stable tulip
solar spade
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lol The Nayuta Memes post I sent on The Nikke subreddit is number 1

lusty pagoda
steep valve
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FUUUUUU

solar spade
solar spade
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I can’t take Reddit comments seriously lmao

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First of all who thinks like this, I think everyone has read the Nayuta comics by now and now she doesn’t hate nature

lusty pagoda
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Tbf there are people looking for any excuse to dislike her so it lines up

cosmic wedge
solar spade
solar spade
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Nikke Reddit dislikes fun CrownHUH

cosmic wedge
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I like Nayuta personally, I feel like her heart is in the right place, but is too indecisive when it comes to a stressful decision

light sequoia
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I guess im with emma.

solar spade
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Nayuta better get her act together oh so help me💀

solar spade
cosmic wedge
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Gojo I despise specifically for many reasons.

solar spade
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My goat got screwed over by writing KEKW

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Never trust, a mysterious white haired protagonist , who is powerful With your life.CrownHUH

scarlet walrus
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I trust virgil

clever dune
lusty pagoda
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Ichi the Witch has a Gojo equivalent I actually like, her name's Desscaras

solar spade
cosmic wedge
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Oh, you wrote antagonist

solar spade
scarlet walrus
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Vergil* I'm sorry

cosmic wedge
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No matter what, Red Hood and Snow White are my favorites

solar spade
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Because they are flawlessverilynayuta

scarlet walrus
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Are you any familiar with overlord?

scarlet walrus
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Oh, wait, wrong channel

solar spade
cosmic wedge
solar spade
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The guy responded with a paragraph on my post not reading allat hmmz

tall plaza
lusty pagoda
solar spade
# cosmic wedge Just send back 👍

He’s blaming twitter for memes that they are posting unironically. And he’s thinking oh the people think Nayuta is hating nature. Bro what is that logic….hmmz

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MEMES ARE MEMES

tall plaza
cosmic wedge
lusty pagoda
solar spade
# lusty pagoda

GET THAT RED Shoe- Oh I thought that book said Red Shoes it was marked Red Hood hmmz

solar spade
tall plaza
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Shift up made a poo pop - she should’ve been hood-rap

cosmic wedge
solar spade
cosmic wedge
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Nah, I mean weirdos who go scree on the internet when they see things they don't like

solar spade
lusty pagoda
solar spade
lusty pagoda
cosmic wedge
solar spade
cosmic wedge
solar spade
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Only one When she locks in

cosmic wedge
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Let's give her a group hug

errant forge
vale osprey
vale osprey
cosmic wedge
steep valve
steep valve
steep valve
# lusty pagoda

Auntie Marian will take care of Only One! She knows what insects that are actually edible!

astral mica
gusty onyx
fickle owl
idle garnet
steep valve
dapper heart
raven marlin
eternal condor
crude ridge
cinder plaza
dapper heart
vale osprey
solar spade
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I wonder how Diego dynamic will go with Chime and Crown lmao

dreamy shadow
vale osprey
solar spade
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YesCrownHUH

vale osprey
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Medieval killer Dino robots

solar spade
dapper heart
celest wren
wraith gazelle
celest wren
solar spade
wraith gazelle
# solar spade

marches with Marian
hm I guess she and Chatterbox are alright
backstabs Marian
nevermind, I fell for it

solar spade
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What a bum bro hmmz

stable tulip
topaz basin
solar spade
stable tulip
# solar spade

It was really hard being an indivilia fan in that event. Except for one particular moment

solar spade
mystic plume
solar spade
stable tulip
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She’s trying to be a little like red hood okay

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She looks up to her after all

solar spade
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A lil to much

stable tulip
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Maybe being a little stoic will come back one day

solar spade
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If the writers won’t screw with her characterization even more

stable tulip
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Imagine Anis trying to act like Cinderella more

solar spade
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These characters should be themselves and not copies of others the look up to imo

stable tulip
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Oh god

sweet carbon
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Alright, which one of you guys here want to be a volunteer for this experiment 🥼🧪

tall plaza
vale osprey
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least dumb Front runner

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Hue hue hue, hue hue hue

eternal condor
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just burn the world already

heady basalt
eternal condor
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Real peace is when there is no source of the problem

heady basalt
outer flare
jaunty bay
steep valve
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DIE!

Proceeds to beat up Queen 001's cybersoul up

lusty pagoda
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The Raging Demon is the Potential Super, has it ever actually destroyed someone's soul in canon

steep valve
fast wave
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Does anyone know if there's a limp bizkit meme for Nikke?

Like "I did it all for the Nikke!" Just thought it would be horrible Doro

hollow linden
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This how they did harran in the new event

bitter marten
tall plaza
unreal tusk
neon prism
mystic plume
sweet carbon
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Still would MiharaFever

neon crest
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verily? thou dost possess a peculiar taste

shell trout
pallid jolt
wraith gazelle
calm valley
neon crest
eternal condor
neon crest
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verily...

eternal condor
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Now I wonder what if we just started turning into Nayuta clones..

neon crest
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verily, thou shalt join this wonderful community

eternal condor
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a wise man once said in this place

"Every Meme channel inhabitants share the same braincell"

steep valve
lusty pagoda
neon crest
eternal condor
neon crest
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verily...

eternal condor
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What is your Number fellow Nayuta btw.

neon crest
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verily, this humble one regrets not acquiring the knowledge on this topic

lusty pagoda
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This humble one does not have one

tacit garden
eternal condor
eternal condor
neon crest
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verily... a refret indeed

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verily, this humble one shall be nayuta number 5

eternal condor
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Verily, O humble one that is a fine choice.

neon crest
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verily.

eternal condor
lusty pagoda
steep valve
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Nayutas, one more Verily and I am sending Akuma to your spot.

neon crest
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verily...

gaunt dragon
wraith gazelle
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Very

idle garnet
steep valve
vale osprey
# gaunt dragon

Reminder that Goatikanefukukitaru beat silence suzuka before either got their leg injury.

tulip maple
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AI could never

slim spire
wraith gazelle
idle garnet
wild cypress
slim spire
trail sphinx
jaunty bay
cerulean pewter
mystic plume
craggy hearth
eternal condor
astral mica
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The what

fading schooner
wild cypress
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My kind of politician

frank sail
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Gentle healing remedy

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Hello everyone😁, I am a big fan of simulation game or noticed that you like the life simulation game, and I thought you might be interested in this one. I thought you might be interested in trying Petit Planet.

outer flare
fair pine
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Hard mode ending be like:

fallow quiver
woeful whale
lusty pagoda
fallow quiver
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But rapi commander and only one better

gaunt dragon
shell cobalt
dapper heart
summer zealot
pallid jolt
idle garnet
ember flower
wraith gazelle
light sequoia
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Avarage summer afternoon in flordia:

sharp parrot
topaz basin
sweet carbon
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Maiden Gaming

wraith gazelle
vale osprey
idle garnet
vale osprey
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Is that how the game rewards went?

tacit garden
vale osprey
tacit garden
vale osprey
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Hopefully,
Though if I’m gonna predict who’s gonna win I feel Wuthering waves has a great chance as the Genshin alternative if you don’t want to play Genshin but do want to play Genshin

wraith gazelle
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WuWa nominated? Didnt get to see yet, I kept getting error 404 on voting website

vale osprey
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It should be

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Seems Like my local cloud fare isn’t working

wraith gazelle
thin temple
knotty breach
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Just like the good ol days, unplugging the computer and get points from the teacher

dapper heart
astral mica
eternal condor
raven steppe
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i dont think the website being laggy has anything to do with hardware

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unless its abysmal dogshit designed by a front end dev on the back end T_T

eternal condor
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Simply either the website devs didn't do what they were supposed to maybe days before the voting session so they had to hasten their work

fading schooner
dapper heart
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Cloudflare is down again. That's why you can't access the website

tall pewter
fading schooner
tall pewter
wraith gazelle
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how some

tall pewter
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sow home

fading schooner
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hmw sweo

dapper heart
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ʍoɥ ǝɯos

low quail
knotty breach
eternal condor
tulip pilot
wraith gazelle
eternal condor
vale osprey
# tulip pilot

Why you trying not to laugh that’s disrespectful as ___ man!

summer zealot
neon prism
eternal condor
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Let's make it more painful..

UNSKIPPABLE 30 SECOND ADS EVERY 5 MINUTES

wraith gazelle
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Jokes on you i will sub to youtube premium so i wont have ads

tall plaza
vale osprey
vale osprey
tall plaza
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Wait; yall DONT have premium?

unreal tusk
eternal condor
neon prism
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No, why?
I just use Vanced

vale osprey
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Guys… YouTube’s ads are like Nothing

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How are yall seriously crashing out over like 2 ads every other video

eternal condor
zinc kiln
eternal condor
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Plus them new Ad feature now literally shows a pop up IN THE MIDDLE OF A VIDEO PLAYING and it's removable AFTER 30 SECONDS

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So the same with MartenMax's gig I just use Vanced

quartz egret
unreal tusk
neon prism
celest wren
carmine charm
vale osprey
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What ads are yall getting poggies

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This shit was skippable by 5 seconds, and I only needed to see this one ad

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Compared to watching tv or listening to radio this shit is nothing MilkHuh

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And what do you mean longer than the thing you are watching? On YouTube? Most of those videos that are like 30 seconds long and shorter are on YT shorts are we talking about the same thing?

idle garnet
summer zealot
spring eagle
steep valve
queen plover
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"ya got kicked out"

tulip maple
carmine charm
pallid jolt
olive flume
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Y'all need to learn about adblock (unless you got iphone in which case idk what to tell you)

neon prism
muted ibex
olive flume
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don't forget covering your ears and going "la la la" so you can't hear it

muted ibex
tulip maple
bitter marten
olive flume
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Don't have an apple device, but good to know what I can recommend, yeah I switched to firefox to keep the real ublocker origin when chrome did that to it

stable tulip
idle garnet
pallid jolt
scenic veldt
bold sable
solar spade
# bold sable

This is what that studio gets for hiring the wrong director

neon prism
idle garnet
vale osprey
tall plaza
steep valve
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Please don't suggest me to put my cutey Marian figure in the jar...

wicked latch
steep valve
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If anyone suggest jar, I am summoning Gouki to Messatsu your ahh.

flat zephyr
steep valve
raven steppe
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nayuta took everything from me

cerulean pewter
steep valve
shell cobalt
shell cobalt
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💯

hollow compass
shell cobalt
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Ngl, WHERE THE HELL ARE THE GOOD MEDICS????
like I'm being ignored left and right up and down...tired

wicked latch
wicked latch
shell cobalt
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and don't get me started when I play as a medic.... LIKE DUDE I AM LITERALLY COMING FOR THE REZ YOU IMPATIENT SHIT BRICK

dapper heart
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My vapaus!! whyyy

undone oriole
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oh boi

undone oriole
steep valve
wicked latch
undone oriole
wicked latch
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And as you will see theres only 1/3 of players which means 2/3 won't help you, and other stuff is that sometimes you are in the wrong place to be revive, in this video that share if obvious that you are in good spot to be revive but sometimes you die in front of a tank

undone oriole
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pffft

wicked latch
shell cobalt
wicked latch
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I remember in bfv you can climb to the top of the tank and use the repair tool to destroy it since the tanks can't aim high and the only way that tank can kill you without bullet it's ran in front of you, you can actually make an easy and slow kill, if have luck

polar dome
dapper heart
raven steppe
wicked latch
dapper heart
shell cobalt
dapper heart
steep valve
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I have hopium installed for Gmod and I have Marian as PM.

Now Marian is injecting hopium to join the cause of HL3.

fading schooner
stable tulip
fading schooner
stable tulip
clear salmon
muted ibex
vale osprey
unreal tusk
steep valve
# clear salmon

I have that installed along with Marian PM.

Basically Marian is joining the HL3 hopium cult

scenic nest
meager haven
meager haven
dapper heart
muted ibex
unreal tusk
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you will witness manmade horrors beyond your comprehension in your lifetime

vale osprey
topaz basin
vale osprey
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But am I wrong?
But am I wrong?
But Am I Wrong?

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Would I be factually incorrect to say that GTA VI was indeed the most anticipated game

civic bison
vale osprey
thin ledge
cosmic wedge
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Yikes

vale osprey
unreal tusk
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if you're a ever a indecisive person just remember human history was irrevocably damaged just because a taxi driver made a wrong turn

vale osprey
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Just remember people were supposed to have their first love (relationship) by around 18

dapper heart
cerulean pewter
astral mica
unreal tusk
eternal condor
tulip pilot
cosmic wedge
tulip pilot
steep valve
cosmic wedge
vale osprey
tulip pilot
cosmic wedge
tulip pilot
cosmic wedge
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Need more snow white

eternal condor
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Thats enough snow white

cosmic wedge
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Not enough snow white verilynayuta

eternal condor
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More snow white causes global hunger

cosmic wedge
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Forfeit all food to snow white

eternal condor
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Saber vs Oguri cap vs snow white then

cosmic wedge
eternal condor
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Kirby wins no diff

cosmic wedge
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Dont care, snow white is the one I actually like

unreal tusk
# vale osprey -# Y-your welcome

hey don't worry about chief, I'll do you solid back: if you've never had love yet then you've still got the first love is the deepest

vale osprey
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Nah my first love was back when I was elementary

Which kinda doesn’t count let’s be real

eternal condor
vale osprey
cosmic wedge
vale osprey
cosmic wedge
split timber
cosmic wedge
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Wait.
Your name..

cosmic wedge
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I hereby curse your rolls with blues

cosmic wedge
midnight nymph
cosmic wedge
midnight nymph
shell trout
stable tulip
raven marlin
slim spire
tidal whale
dapper heart
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Viper kiss 💋

bitter marten
keen coral
steep valve
ember creek
steep valve
eternal condor
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

steep valve
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Marian got bored on bed and decided to play Left 4 Dead 2

keen coral
tulip pilot
slim spire
tall kiln
gusty onyx
true nest
tulip pilot
civic bison
vale osprey
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What 20 year olds look like to 40 year olds

civic bison
lusty pagoda
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Is that a Jet's Pizza I see

vale osprey
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Wait wha-

topaz basin
tulip pilot
astral mica
unreal tusk
solemn finch
unreal tusk
fallow veldt
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Scp or analog horror ?

slim spire
unreal tusk
fallow veldt
slim spire
unreal tusk
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i'm glad the internet has finally started collapsing under its own weight and finishing what morax started

lusty pagoda
dapper heart
steep valve
unreal tusk
lusty pagoda
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Oh he's 100% all over them CrownHUH

unreal tusk
slim grove
scarlet walrus
clear salmon
hollow compass
iron skiff
compact jetty
idle garnet
fallow quiver
ember flower
idle garnet
west crater
mossy terrace
jaunty bay
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Not even kidding, if they had like two extra Nikkes, they probably would've gotten out of that much easier

wraith gazelle
nocturne oyster
whole quest
clever dune
scenic nest
astral mica
crystal rivet
neon crest
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verily

raven marlin
carmine charm
pallid jolt
knotty breach
# pallid jolt

Il have 2 number 9s a number 9 large
A number 6 with extra dip and a large soda

sharp parrot
wraith gazelle
steep rune
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Tell me where you were born

obsidian granite
eternal condor
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ultimately accurate

keen geyser
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Unbench the Ado

craggy hearth
bitter marten
blazing cosmos
whole quest
astral mica
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This is a manga, btw.

carmine charm
fading schooner
raven steppe
summer zealot
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we got Chime getting the Seven box treatment, Commander getting roughed up a bit will not change the rating

jaunty bay
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Naked Crown, that is all

warped fulcrum
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Naked Chime can sit on me

gusty onyx
summer zealot
steep valve
gusty onyx
summer zealot
tulip pilot
# gusty onyx

Same as my local store. Also has a measurement for cows and pigs

pale ember
fallow quiver
eternal condor
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wait ima remake this...

pallid jolt
steep rune
jaunty bay
steep valve
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I have planned to cuddle Marian...

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While we have our lovey dovey hot and heavy moment.

eternal condor
steep valve
bold edge
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In the climax of Cars 2 (2011), Mater, the rusty tow truck everyone underestimated finally exposes the truth. He connects the dots, calls out Sir Miles Axlerod in front of everyone, and proves that he was the one behind the cars exploding. Axlerod had been sabotaging Allinol the whole time, trying to make alternative fuel look dangerous so the w...

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steep valve
winter basalt
light sequoia
tulip maple
steep valve
steep rune
abstract snow
steep rune
abstract snow
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because like the og, shes motherly and was there for snow. the current iteration, well, it wont resemble anything like a baby

steep rune
west crater
steep rune
deft lodge
keen geyser
# steep rune Then too

exactly, the pioneer squad was a real last resort for the counter squad, as those were (by their knowledge at that time) the only people outside of the ark who they could trust and rely on

steep rune
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And here I am thinking about this, already racking my brains to the breaking point.

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I think it would arrive in December, I don't know what day it would come but I'm going to get it.

fading schooner
eternal condor
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1 hour editing for 6 second vid Sadge

vale osprey
unreal tusk
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The Industrial Revolution and its Consequences

deft lodge
wicked latch
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Hey, guys may i ask if you have some videos or gif about the 3d dorm nikke with blanc?

It is for a friend who asked it, isn't for me, trust me (the pic is just for attention)

dapper heart
neon prism
vale osprey
steep valve
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GABEN... WER HL3

vale osprey
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Imagine out of nowhere for like Christmas or Valve’s anniversary they just drop Half life 3

dapper heart
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Steam machine exclusive neonheh

vale osprey
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I’m talking 0 Hype, 0 build up, 0 advertisement.

The only time it’s announced is at the very end of a stream/video right after they say something like “thanks for listening”

worn ermine
idle garnet
errant forge
steep valve
vale osprey
steep valve
dapper heart
wicked latch
# raven steppe the what what what

Verily I'm talking about this

There's some viper videos out there but there's nothing about Blanc and my friend told me (not me) that he wanted to see if they will be blood enough to actually put a pole dance in her animations

cerulean pewter
steep rune
#

......

undone oriole
steep rune
idle garnet
night hamlet
steep rune
wicked latch
# dapper heart yup

Yeah this is what I'm talking about, my friend will be happy, not me, isn't like I'm to Blanc or something just happened to be that my friend likes her so much, believe me, ok?

dapper heart
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Just don't expect Noir to be in this mode

wicked latch
raven steppe
dapper heart
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3D dorms are becoming the standard in these games

God bless snowbreak

raven steppe
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not to mention how they have multiple scenes for each girl and to get complete story of what we would have in nikke you would need to aquire all of them kek

wicked latch
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Everything will be good, unless they try to push the pay2goon more hardcore like in gfl2

neon prism
dapper heart
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I'm just the messenger 😭

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Don't need to pay2goon. Just watch all the animations on yt for free

raven steppe
dapper heart
raven steppe
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the closest we got to a viper kiss is her kissing her phone T_T

wicked latch
# dapper heart Don't need to pay2goon. Just watch all the animations on yt for free

Verily, that is a pretty hard sentence, you see people wanted to "own" stuff, we tend to be collectors matter the fact here in nikke we collect nikkes right?.

Now watching the videos on yt will feel like you rent a super sport car and after having the fun you return the car. Feel awkward.

So verily for that reason if they wanted manipulate us, when you less expect, they will launch a $200 or $500 skin

neon prism
raven steppe
undone oriole
wicked latch
cerulean pewter
tall plaza
astral mica
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Manga: Silver Spoon

pallid jolt
scenic nest
vale osprey
lusty pagoda
cosmic wedge
lusty pagoda
steep valve
cosmic wedge
steep valve
#

MARIAN 3D ROMANCE WHEN, SHIFT UP

dapper heart
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which one?

unreal tusk
unreal tusk
shell trout
raven steppe
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well. to be fair, noir is the shy one

wicked latch
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Idk If I stole this here but which one do you prefer AI dubs or indian dubs? I mean multimillionaire companies need to cut money bc the poor shareholders will not make it to the end of the month right?

oblique lion
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God forbid shareholder value goes down by even 1 indian rupee

steep valve
slim spire
unreal tusk
cosmic wedge
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Made a quick meme

wicked latch
eternal condor
cerulean pewter
unreal tusk
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if I had a nickel everytime a anniversary event killed off your favourite charecters I would have two nickels which isn't much but its a concerning trend

vale osprey
# wicked latch https://x.com/ShitpostRock/status/1991108687138611655?s=20

Fun fact if you change the link from where it says https://x.com/
to
https://fixupx.com/ you can see the whole post or even make it so you can post videos straight from x so they can be visible from discord.
It would also show the second image directly

From breaking news and entertainment to sports and politics, get the full story with all the live commentary.

GitHub

Fix X/Twitter and Bluesky embeds! Use multiple images, videos, polls, translations and more on Discord, Telegram and others - FxEmbed/FxEmbed

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Ignore the 2 extra posts that I summoned by doing that, look. It will look like this:

stoic ruin
brisk breach
vale osprey
bronze moon
vale osprey
clear salmon
eternal condor
vale osprey
bronze moon
cosmic wedge
smoky zephyr
midnight nymph
bitter marten
steep valve
#

Anyone who loves Marian is undoubtly my kyodais

dapper heart
steep rune
solar tiger
warped fulcrum
steep rune
#

I'm screwed then with euwnha

dapper heart
steep rune
trail zephyr
#

you wish

trail zephyr
tiny breach
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Indivila is evil and I love her. I hope she kidnaps me and turns me into just a love doll for her use. I want her to force me down on a bed with her tail knife aimed at my neck while she rides me crazy style. She needs to threaten me if I don't pleasure her enough she'll kill me. While I'm hitting it from the back if I spank her too hard she'll glare at me like "who do you think you are, just keep moving" I'll worship tan mommy I don't care. I want her to own me, drag me by a collar whenever she meets up with the heretics. I need to be how she relieves her stress. Once she's done with me I hope she chops me up with her tail and turns me into ground beef. Afterwards she can dice 1 medium yellow onion (about 1 1/2 cups). Mince 3 garlic cloves. Drain and rinse 2 (about 15-ounce) cans kidney beans.
Heat 2 tablespoons olive oil in a Dutch oven or large pot over medium heat until shimmering. Add the onion and cook, stirring occasionally, until softened, 3 to 5 minutes. Add the garlic and cook until fragrant, about 1 minute. Add 3 tablespoons tomato paste and stir to coat the onions. Cook, stirring occasionally until darkened in color, 2 to 3 minutes.
Add 2 pounds ground beef (me) , 2 teaspoons kosher salt, and 1/2 teaspoon black pepper. Cook, breaking up the meat (me) with a wooden spoon, until browned and cooked through, 6 to 8 minutes. Add 2 tablespoons chili powder, 1 tablespoon ground cumin, 1 tablespoon unsweetened cocoa powder, 2 teaspoons dried oregano, 1 teaspoon paprika, and 1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper if using. Stir to coat the meat (me again) and cook for 1 minute more.
Add the beans, 1 (28-ounce) can fire-roasted crushed tomatoes, and 1 (14.5-ounce) can low-sodium beef or chicken broth, and stir to combine. Bring to a boil. Reduce the heat to maintain a gentle simmer. Cook, stirring occasionally, until the flavors meld and the mixture is slightly thickened, 30 to 40 minutes.
Remove the pot from the heat. Add 1 teaspoon apple cider vinegar and stir to combine.

tiny breach
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that was only 15 exp

wraith gazelle
worn onyx
#

That guy has for sure lost it, but I like Diesel so what can I say

tiny breach
#

I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!

I need to release my true feelings about Bunny Viper before my brain literally starts melting. Ever since this skin was added in the game, I’ve been flushing my sanity down the toilet piece by piece.

Every time I even think of Bunny Viper and her luscious features, I just can’t stop myself from barking and drooling uncontrollably like some kind of crazed dog. My brain just completely shuts off for the next 30 minutes and 47 seconds.

Everything about her is just perfection. Her sharp gleaming eyes, her soft puffy cheeks, her cheeks cheeks and cheeks, her moderately average sides hips, and her extra spicy leggings that tightly grip her juicy legs to really accentuate her curves to oblivion. And don’t even get me started on the (bra?) she wears with the bunny suit. ITS LITERALLY HYPNOTIC! Her manufactured mammary glands look like they’re so close to just spilling out, like she bought a suit 2 sized smaller than her on purpose. Plus her OG skin has the spicy skirt just BARELY covers her supple squishy thighs and doughy ass cheeks that are PERFECT for facesitting! The clap of her meaty mountains can be heard from every corner of the Ark! Now multiple all that by 3 and that’s MY MOMMA VIPER

And her forearms. Dear GOD DONT GET ME STARTED ON HER FOREARMS. WHEN I PLAYED D-OUTSIDERS EVENT AND HER FOREARMS WERE ZOOMED IN ON THE BED I LOST ALL MY SANITY INSTANTLY. Every time she extends her hand in the idle animation, I feel like Namatame reaching out to Shadow Yukiko in utter disbelief at such an awe-inspiring moment

I want her to corner me in an abandoned alleyway, duct tape me to the cold wet ground, and snu snu me to death while whispering slurs into my left ear every 12 and a half seconds

My body literally contorted and deformed the moment I laid eyes on her, and I haven’t forgotten that feeling ever since. I wake up every morning in my bedroom (filled to the brim with Viper fanart) with her voice echoing in my head “Good Morning, stupid!

wraith gazelle
steep rune
whole plume
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Who tf this freaky ass with his copy paste

worn onyx
wraith gazelle
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I think Kevin is at it again

bold edge
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In the scene from Ratatouille (2007) where Chef Skinner questions Linguini about his past and the mysterious rat helping him cook, Skinner knows something’s off; he just can’t prove it. The ultimate I know you’re hiding something moment.

Ratatouille (2007)
Dexter: Seasons 1 & 2

Music: poster boy - 2hollis

#ratatouille #doakes #doakesedi...

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tiny breach
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Did you ever figure out why the microwave was vibrating at 3 a.m.? Yeah, it’s running an underground operation smuggling caffeine into space. Space doesn’t even need caffeine. I thought the black holes already handled that. Not anymore. The last shipment got intercepted by a gang of asteroid smugglers. They’re trading dark matter for hallucinogenic noodles now. Oh, those noodles. I had a bowl once, and suddenly I understood what chairs are really thinking. Chairs don’t think; they conspire. You know the one in the corner? It’s part of an intergalactic terror cell. That explains why it keeps whispering coordinates to my blender at night. Did you report it to the lamp police? I tried, but they’re too busy cracking down on illegal glitter trafficking. Glitter? That stuff’s harmless. Remember when we accidentally set up a fireworks cartel on Neptune? Of course, but that wasn’t my fault! You’re the one who thought dynamite flavored chewing gum was a good business idea. Hey, it worked! Until the gum started developing sentience and unionized. Speaking of unions, did you ever pay off that debt to the interdimensional mushroom mafia? No, but I sent them a bribe made entirely of counterfeit rainbows. They weren’t impressed. Great, now they’ll send their enforcer—what was his name again? Spores McGee? Yeah, and he’s terrifying. Last time he showed up, he planted psychedelic dandelions in my fridge. You’re lucky. Last week, the fridge started hoarding stolen USB drives. Turns out it’s part of an online hacking ring. Oh, is it working with the toaster gang? Because my toaster’s been laundering Bitcoin again. Probably. They’re all connected. Did you know my kettle’s been running a side hustle selling bootleg oxygen? Oxygen’s old news. The real money’s in synthetic gravity. You can sell it by the gram to people who hate floating. I tried, but customs caught me with a suitcase full of unlicensed wormholes. What did you do? Bribed them with a time-travel coupon. It expires last

jaunty bay
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There's not enough grass on earth for some people

wraith gazelle
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Buy a motorcycle. Best decision I made

idle garnet
steep valve
tiny breach
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Just lost my job because I use Linux
Long story short, was fired because I use Linux.
I work, or rather worked, at a large eu based bank. It’s a windows fest, and no one can install any software, because of “security” reasons. Yeah right, then you probably should not use windows in the first place.
Anyway using any other operating system is completely out of the question.
I am, or rather was, somewhat of a star developer in the organization. Mainly because I was the best css engineer, but people also knew me as the “Linux guy” or “advocate”, whatever. I did take it upon me to educate and inform the other employees of how and why Linux is a better and more secure operating system.
Anyway, a month ago or so, my manager comes to me, and says that it looks like he got Linux approved for a POC phase and I was selected to be one of the first tryouts. He was really excited I could tell, probably because I been talking about and asking for approval to use Linux for the last 3 years. Naturally, I asked him how I was compensated for taking on this new massive task, and he said “I thought you would like to work with Linux? Can you please just take the opportunity”. Alright I said. We agreed that next week I could start setting it up as I would get the laptop end of week.
Fast forward to Friday, and he comes down to me with the laptop. I wondered where the flash drive was, because how am I supposed to install arch without it? Any way I open it up while he looks at me with excitement. I see Ubuntu is installed and booting. I instantly slams the laptop closed and says quietly: “I use arch…” he says “what?”. I yelled “I USE ARCH, THIS IS UBUNTU”. He says “what does that mean?”. I just take the laptop and leaves for the day. Educate yourself and you would’ve known.
Next week he comes down to me and asks me why I have canceled all meetings and blocked my calendar for the next 2 weeks. I answered: “I am ricing? Even though you inconsiderate gave me Ubuntu, I still need to ric

vale osprey
cerulean pewter
dapper heart
steep valve
# dapper heart

Alright, the 3d romance will show up in global with Marian.

tulip maple
worn onyx
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I want my Diesel interactable romance dorm, in fact i would like that for most of the girls

steep valve
vale osprey
# tulip maple

They did not ruin the fun 💀 news articles really be searching for anything to stir up emotions

tulip maple
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grahh

bitter marten
dapper heart
wraith gazelle
wraith gazelle
vale osprey
wraith gazelle
steep valve
wraith gazelle
dapper heart
wraith gazelle
wraith gazelle
pulsar iris
#

Cinderella isn't a narcissist though

unreal tusk
wraith gazelle
vale osprey
#

Yall didn’t see that

wraith gazelle
untold plinth
wraith gazelle
wraith gazelle
trail zephyr
#

thats just urano metria

idle garnet
bitter marten
wraith gazelle
steep valve
bitter marten
dapper heart
bitter marten
wraith gazelle
bitter marten
blazing horizon
wraith gazelle
unreal tusk
carmine charm
steep valve
cinder plaza
#

Young Seiya... why the fudge are you climbing a pillar instead of walking between it? KEKW ShiftyDerp

cinder plaza
tall plaza
civic bison
steep valve
civic bison
#

Don't worry, homie is alive 🙏 🕊️

eternal condor
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Chat my luck is omnipotent that I pulled nikkes that aren't released yet BehemothLaugh

steep valve
vale osprey
#

THEY EVEN MADE HIS ASS NEON!
NOOOOOooo
refs do something! SAVE OUR BOY

wraith gazelle
steep rune
#

It's always those idiots on Twitter, but oh well, I already uninstalled it because they gave me the virus.

steep rune
#

Tomorrow I'm canceling the Soline event

eternal condor
#

Starting today.. Each battle encounter will cost 4 ELIXIR!

wraith gazelle
radiant seal
vale osprey
#

Ah I researched it, good for him

wraith gazelle
vale osprey
cinder plaza
wraith gazelle
cinder plaza
eternal condor
vale osprey
dapper heart
#

I'm going to jail

Bye

elfin stratus
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Life is good

bitter marten
#

I am winning and not winning

wraith gazelle
iron skiff
bitter marten
#

I wanted Behemoth’s bond story yesterday

wraith gazelle
radiant seal
bitter marten
#

Gabecube

eternal condor
#

Valve will lead the future of humanity 🔥

steep valve
dapper heart
eternal condor
#

Anniversary 4 is clearly going to be much more depressing

bitter marten
#

hopefully 3.5 will be fun…

lusty pagoda
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How're you all getting these KMK things

steep valve
lusty pagoda
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Ah

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Mmm acceptable

dapper heart
steep valve
eternal condor
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Crap lemme fix Levi's..

#

Four beast Recruitment complete, my luck is UNMATCHED

granite fossil
neon prism
steep valve
eternal condor
#

Thats still cheating-

compact jetty
neon crest
obsidian granite
#

Dang it

gusty onyx
gusty onyx
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Imagine if Shift Up strung too many sad events in a row and it caused people to stop playing their game CindyDeadInside

bitter marten
eternal condor
bitter marten
eternal condor
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For real long time most Likely Scarlet won't be appearing in any event or the main story I guess

bitter marten
#

Cecil also said they have upgrades for all of them, so we’re getting Pioneer back

gusty onyx
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Overspec time RupeeShopping

bitter marten
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also if we didn’t have a chance at Pioneer back I’d probably stop playing for a while, tbh

seeing Rapunzel get absolutely turned to dust completely broke me, Scarlet getting part 2’d and then Snow White just being dropped…

steep valve
neon crest
#

(by then you will beg, you will beg to be ended, beacause you think you will be freed once you get offed)

gusty onyx
#

Yea I know what happened…which is why I spared myself the emotional pain and skipped the event Doropression

bitter marten
neon crest
neon crest
#

verily...

idle garnet
gusty onyx
neon prism
worn ermine
harsh ocean
# neon prism

Where is the life is worthless and I want to die mood. Or is it just me ?

shell trout
neon prism
hearty wasp
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ayo how much gb are your update? why i have 14gb of update dataChimeCry

kindred timber
knotty breach
#

Half of that goes to bready...

worn ermine
knotty breach
#

Never do that shit again
Ima pull up and beat yo ass

cerulean pewter
raven steppe
#

china

idle garnet
slim spire
astral mica
#

Manga: Silver Spoon

idle garnet
eternal condor
wraith bough
#

I finally found that one Cinderella pic

slate torrent
raven steppe
keen geyser
#

well isn't this a fun one XDXDXDXD

neon crest
rain finch
dapper heart
abstract snow
polar pawn
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"Arcana, I need to know more about Nikke's lore can you help me?"
︀︀
︀︀"Sure! One effective way to know all about the lore is to lock-in starting by watching older events that's in the Archives."
︀︀
︀︀"Where do you learn this solution?"
︀︀
︀︀"Who else but the Founder? He's right over there!"

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polar pawn