#memes
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I’ll trade you 
I wish scarlet was my therapist
Just go chug a whole bottle of jack daniel you are going to get the same result anyway
lol The Nayuta Memes post I sent on The Nikke subreddit is number 1
FUUUUUU
These memes are too funny
I can’t take Reddit comments seriously lmao
First of all who thinks like this, I think everyone has read the Nayuta comics by now and now she doesn’t hate nature
Tbf there are people looking for any excuse to dislike her so it lines up
Me when I hate memes
I only dislike her for her actions really
I like Nayuta personally, I feel like her heart is in the right place, but is too indecisive when it comes to a stressful decision

I guess im with emma.

Nayuta better get her act together oh so help me💀
I dislike White hair protags now due to how often they fumble, Gojo was the first 💀
Gojo I despise specifically for many reasons.
My goat got screwed over by writing 
Never trust, a mysterious white haired protagonist , who is powerful With your life.
I trust virgil

Ichi the Witch has a Gojo equivalent I actually like, her name's Desscaras
lol trust drake because she is stupid. What I mean is White haired protagonist with hair lmao
Oh, you wrote antagonist
To each their own Vergil got it ( My Bias)
Vergil* I'm sorry
No matter what, Red Hood and Snow White are my favorites
Because they are flawless
Are you any familiar with overlord?
Oh, wait, wrong channel
And one of them is core and the other was previously headless….but we won’t talk about that
The guy responded with a paragraph on my post not reading allat 
Just send back 👍
He’s blaming twitter for memes that they are posting unironically. And he’s thinking oh the people think Nayuta is hating nature. Bro what is that logic….
MEMES ARE MEMES
She literally says she hates how humans were sent away and that she wants them to return to the surface so they can rebuild lmao
GET THAT RED Shoe- Oh I thought that book said Red Shoes it was marked Red Hood 
Reddit dwellers take everything seriously
Shift up made a poo pop - she should’ve been hood-rap
Things like this are why I'm glad I'm not easily offended or go looking for trouble lol
Bro is taking Nikke’s story as gospel
Nah, I mean weirdos who go scree on the internet when they see things they don't like
You are cooking with these Memes Dantay🔥
True like
I’m a Mirror Enjoyer sooo….


Only one When she locks in
Let's give her a group hug
Thank you Doro!
I see you trying not to laugh Diego that’s disrespectful as ___ man!
Auntie Marian will take care of Only One! She knows what insects that are actually edible!
It's Vsauce..
The original
ONE (BIG BANG) PUNCH MAN
literally, just ONE punch
https://youtu.be/x6pAdFOUDmw?si=r9XWGQOGbT_nCpqa
Chuujou's Big Bang Punch from the Giant Robo OVA (Japanese audio)
ayo?
DO YOU HATE YOUR FANS DIEGO?
What fans bruh
I wonder how Diego dynamic will go with Chime and Crown lmao
Turn em into killer Dino robots
Yes
Medieval killer Dino robots
Indeed
….
marches with Marian
hm I guess she and Chatterbox are alright
backstabs Marian
nevermind, I fell for it
What a bum bro 
No redemption arc or anything, just nothing
Exactly how it should be
It was really hard being an indivilia fan in that event. Except for one particular moment
Honestly I don’t like this new Rapi all that much
What happened to my STOIC QUEEN
A lil to much
Maybe being a little stoic will come back one day
If the writers won’t screw with her characterization even more
Imagine Anis trying to act like Cinderella more
These characters should be themselves and not copies of others the look up to imo
Oh god
Alright, which one of you guys here want to be a volunteer for this experiment 🥼🧪
Mpreg Johan when?
Basically gay science experimenting
just burn the world already
Recently I'm back playing Nikke again, and honestly its been great!! and finally I get to the point of Red Rapi T_T
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︀︀And this is literally any time Rapi trying to flirt with commander
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︀︀#NIKKE #NIKKEfanart
Real peace is when there is no source of the problem
Commission work
︀︀for @MOY_Audom
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︀︀link for commission: vgen.co/Nirwana
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︀︀#NIKKE #NIKKEfanart
Well, it is what it is
The Raging Demon is the Potential Super, has it ever actually destroyed someone's soul in canon
Even the Queen 001 is cooked because her "cybersoul" does count as soul.
Does anyone know if there's a limp bizkit meme for Nikke?
Like "I did it all for the Nikke!" Just thought it would be horrible 
the babies get isekkai'd
AI piss filter
in all her centuries of life she still hasn't figured out what a mimic is
Still higher odds than Gacha
Still would 
verily? thou dost possess a peculiar taste
What's up with this nikke
One of the annoying and dumb nikke ever exists
verily
All I know is that she's from a high story chapter
verily, this humble one shall retreat
verily...
Now I wonder what if we just started turning into Nayuta clones..
verily, thou shalt join this wonderful community
a wise man once said in this place
"Every Meme channel inhabitants share the same braincell"
Die 1000 death!
verily, a wise man indeed


Verily.
verily...
verily, this humble one regrets not acquiring the knowledge on this topic
This humble one does not have one

Verily, such intellectual information is a must for our identities.
verily, you are between Nayuta number 4-2000
Verily, O humble one that is a fine choice.
verily.

Nayutas, one more Verily and I am sending Akuma to your spot.
verily...
Very
LP LP Back LK RP
Reminder that Goatikanefukukitaru beat silence suzuka before either got their leg injury.
AI could never

AYO

https://tenor.com/view/dantee-showtime-gif-21554065
Surprise Dance-off!
The what
My kind of politician
Gentle healing remedy
Hello everyone😁, I am a big fan of simulation game or noticed that you like the life simulation game, and I thought you might be interested in this one. I thought you might be interested in trying Petit Planet.
I made the coolest nikke edit video ever
Hard mode ending be like:
Rate my memes
Hear me out: Emma as Mung, Vesti as Chowder, Commander or Eunhwa as Truffles
Mmhh maybe I'll do that later
But rapi commander and only one better
You are hereby expelled from both team 7 and the hidden leaf village


Avarage summer afternoon in flordia:
As an African I prove of this lol
Maiden Gaming
That’s why she is the goat!
Is that how the game rewards went?
Not yet, voting started last night
Also uh…
Persona ain’t winning
I just want to hear Geoff say umamusume on stage
Hopefully,
Though if I’m gonna predict who’s gonna win I feel Wuthering waves has a great chance as the Genshin alternative if you don’t want to play Genshin but do want to play Genshin
WuWa nominated? Didnt get to see yet, I kept getting error 404 on voting website
then it has my vote
Just like the good ol days, unplugging the computer and get points from the teacher
Mid ended devices won't vote because of how laggy it is 
i dont think the website being laggy has anything to do with hardware
unless its abysmal dogshit designed by a front end dev on the back end T_T
Or it was script rushed.
Simply either the website devs didn't do what they were supposed to maybe days before the voting session so they had to hasten their work
Cloudflare is down again. That's why you can't access the website
skill issue
Works for everything except solo raid
some how 
how some
sow home
hmw sweo
ʍoɥ ǝɯos
Fr
I'm going to make you listen to Carlotta saying Desu wa for 10 hours continuous.
Ill take that as a blessing
With, Ads
Why you trying not to laugh that’s disrespectful as ___ man!
Let's make it more painful..
UNSKIPPABLE 30 SECOND ADS EVERY 5 MINUTES
Jokes on you i will sub to youtube premium so i wont have ads
ULTRA SUPER SUPER RARE

Wait; yall DONT have premium?
wait, you don't use ad block?
Used my 1 month free trial 
No, why?
I just use Vanced
Guys… YouTube’s ads are like Nothing
How are yall seriously crashing out over like 2 ads every other video
Average shopee ad encounter per video usually gets to: 4 per vid
Plus them new Ad feature now literally shows a pop up IN THE MIDDLE OF A VIDEO PLAYING and it's removable AFTER 30 SECONDS
So the same with MartenMax's gig I just use Vanced

"they're like nothing" unskippable ad that's longer than the thing i'm trying to watch. Bro, you're glowing so much you can see in the dark.
Nah he just grew up with free TV channels I get the sentiment
But I'm still not watching ads
Ads are at best 30 seconds long if you skip most of them at 15 wdym?
What ads are yall getting 
This shit was skippable by 5 seconds, and I only needed to see this one ad
Compared to watching tv or listening to radio this shit is nothing 
And what do you mean longer than the thing you are watching? On YouTube? Most of those videos that are like 30 seconds long and shorter are on YT shorts are we talking about the same thing?
Are you seriously arguing normalizing spending time, the most precious and non-renewable resource you have, to be marketed to? Do you not realize you can't get that time back?
"ya got kicked out"
Y'all need to learn about adblock (unless you got iphone in which case idk what to tell you)
THINK ABOUT THE SHAREHOLDERS! /s
Just close your eyes every time you see an ad , it's that easy no need for adblock
don't forget covering your ears and going "la la la" so you can't hear it
No i keep that to people who have a different opinions than me
I use 1blocker for iphone
ublock origin lite also, but idk if it actually does anything 😅
Don't have an apple device, but good to know what I can recommend, yeah I switched to firefox to keep the real ublocker origin when chrome did that to it
Meme tax
What do you mean? That's the whole reason I purchased this house in the first place!
This is what that studio gets for hiring the wrong director
Pretty sure the director had almost 30yrs of experience
It's lack of funds and short production time
J.C staff is working on like 6 other projects
And all it's main attention goes to the Railgun series
Please don't suggest me to put my cutey Marian figure in the jar...
LP LP < LK HP
If anyone suggest jar, I am summoning Gouki to Messatsu your ahh.
Red hood took all my gold tickets 
Same, except for Marian... but that's ok because she's my waifu!
nayuta took everything from me
Put her next to your gun collection
Yay!
💯

Ngl, WHERE THE HELL ARE THE GOOD MEDICS????
like I'm being ignored left and right up and down...
Medics only help those who learn how to help themselves
Example.mp4
they already got that one dude, and I'm just right there, even my teammate chose to ignore
and don't get me started when I play as a medic.... LIKE DUDE I AM LITERALLY COMING FOR THE REZ YOU IMPATIENT SHIT BRICK
My vapaus!! 
oh boi
it's their call of duty mindset sadly or they're just stupid
The latter is a definitive answer.
I know that feeling, idk if this is you first bf but there's various types of medic players in this game, the ones how play medic because use as advantage and the equipment by themselves, those who don't give a f about the team only love kill, and the actual people who know the importance of each rol and try to play it correctly
hmm yeah
And as you will see theres only 1/3 of players which means 2/3 won't help you, and other stuff is that sometimes you are in the wrong place to be revive, in this video that share if obvious that you are in good spot to be revive but sometimes you die in front of a tank
Speaking about a tank
pffft
You have to recognize that guy has some balls
I just want that quick skip gone... it'll make my role easier
I remember in bfv you can climb to the top of the tank and use the repair tool to destroy it since the tanks can't aim high and the only way that tank can kill you without bullet it's ran in front of you, you can actually make an easy and slow kill, if have luck
no collar.... is this the viper ending?
As I mentioned before people are accustomed to skip in most the cases we'll at least in older BF, and for people like me that usually try to flank I normally die alone 500mts away of any teammates in the core of the enemies base so..
Understandable I guess...
uuhh I have not played bfv nor bf1... I am not much of a fan of historical theme shooters...
gyaru gf ending
I have hopium installed for Gmod and I have Marian as PM.
Now Marian is injecting hopium to join the cause of HL3.
wrong order 
Nayuta after Nihilister gets eaten realizing she didn't throw up Lilith's body first
Quoting Jomar 🐩🇲🇽 (@JomarcituV2)
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I have that installed along with Marian PM.
Basically Marian is joining the HL3 hopium cult
another prophecy fulfilled
Quoting Randall (@randall_kznr)
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realizing that uma's overwhelming success here means that the chances of geoff videogames having to say "umamusume pretty derby" at the end of the year is extremely high and i will laugh my ass off
Dorothy getting kicked out of Eden by Johan: https://youtu.be/dESfHIB4r9E?si=GiHx2_7Usutq9Z0O
Ngl, I wanted to see if you could sync the ending of the opening with "SEKAI WOOOOOOOO"
This is just some artist’s forte
I hate this so much bro
But am I wrong?
But am I wrong?
But Am I Wrong?
Would I be factually incorrect to say that GTA VI was indeed the most anticipated game
The humble 3rd Half of Life
This ain’t the fictional section of the library
Yikes
if you're a ever a indecisive person just remember human history was irrevocably damaged just because a taxi driver made a wrong turn
Just remember people were supposed to have their first love (relationship) by around 18
you didn't? 
History was irrevocably damaged when 100000 young men all watched Taxi Driver and said "hes literally me"
thanks bro. I was having a bad day and really needed to feel better about myself.
-# Y-your welcome
What is love?
Baby dont hurt me
Don't hertz me
No morse
I need that plushie
Same

Need more snow white
Thats enough snow white
Not enough snow white 
More snow white causes global hunger
Forfeit all food to snow white
Saber vs Oguri cap vs snow white then
Kirby wins no diff
Dont care, snow white is the one I actually like
hey don't worry about chief, I'll do you solid back: if you've never had love yet then you've still got the first love is the deepest
Nah my first love was back when I was elementary
Which kinda doesn’t count let’s be real
my cousin's first love was in a roblox game-
Haha… this is why Roblox has such a bad reputation isn’t it


Wait.
Your name..





Viper kiss 💋
I'll be 30 in a few years...
The course of time stops for no one 
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Marian got bored on bed and decided to play Left 4 Dead 2
Implied answer to your question, that is all
I'm 30 on friday
What 20 year olds look like to 40 year olds
Is that a Jet's Pizza I see
Wait wha-
you would beg it to continue if the train was stopped at the station. trapped, like amber, unable to accomplish your goals by moving forward but unable to retreat back to the safety of the past. forced for all eternity to look upon the purgatory of the single nanosecond you dared to slip past the laws of the fourth dimension. 
that doesn't answer my question
answer me thy knave
Scp or analog horror ?
schizopost
😔
i'm glad the internet has finally started collapsing under its own weight and finishing what morax started
Marian joins the hopium!

Oh he's 100% all over them 
me, a few years ago:
Not even kidding, if they had like two extra Nikkes, they probably would've gotten out of that much easier
Cinderella grey manga spoiler
I can't take sexy boy sonar art seriously because all I can think of is this
Cindy should have been there 😭😭
verily
Il have 2 number 9s a number 9 large
A number 6 with extra dip and a large soda
Wow redhood
ultimately accurate
Unbench the Ado
March
January, I'm cooked
This is a manga, btw.
well hey, if skk can be molested and harvested and the game remain rated 12 why cant manga do as well 
we got Chime getting the Seven box treatment, Commander getting roughed up a bit will not change the rating
Naked Crown, that is all
Naked Chime can sit on me
Same as my local store. Also has a measurement for cows and pigs
Cancers are eating good this day
Yay Red hood!

I have planned to cuddle Marian...
While we have our lovey dovey hot and heavy moment.
what..?
Like cuddles and snuggles!
In the climax of Cars 2 (2011), Mater, the rusty tow truck everyone underestimated finally exposes the truth. He connects the dots, calls out Sir Miles Axlerod in front of everyone, and proves that he was the one behind the cars exploding. Axlerod had been sabotaging Allinol the whole time, trying to make alternative fuel look dangerous so the w...
I am not thinking funny...
Would whisper sweet nothings to Marian while I viciously yet softly pat her.
depends om which liliweiss we're talking about
because like the og, shes motherly and was there for snow. the current iteration, well, it wont resemble anything like a baby
I want to die
I love snow white being last resort while she was the one looking for baby marian
Then too
exactly, the pioneer squad was a real last resort for the counter squad, as those were (by their knowledge at that time) the only people outside of the ark who they could trust and rely on
Okay, fine, I'm super negative and bored.
And here I am thinking about this, already racking my brains to the breaking point.
I think it would arrive in December, I don't know what day it would come but I'm going to get it.
And I'm done with the remade new cleaner of this 
1 hour editing for 6 second vid 
OMG… bruh just LET ME JACK O-
The Industrial Revolution and its Consequences
Thank you for ur hard work and succeding in making me laugh, i apreciate ur efforts, i am proud of you
We continue to have Hope Overdrive
Hey, guys may i ask if you have some videos or gif about the 3d dorm nikke with blanc?
It is for a friend who asked it, isn't for me, trust me (the pic is just for attention)
Ayo?
GABEN... WER HL3
Imagine out of nowhere for like Christmas or Valve’s anniversary they just drop Half life 3
Steam machine exclusive 
I’m talking 0 Hype, 0 build up, 0 advertisement.
The only time it’s announced is at the very end of a stream/video right after they say something like “thanks for listening”
Announced? I'm thinking it'll just materialize in the steam store with no warning at all
the what what what
Rookie mistake
Verily I'm talking about this
There's some viper videos out there but there's nothing about Blanc and my friend told me (not me) that he wanted to see if they will be blood enough to actually put a pole dance in her animations
https://x.com/Taytori/status/1990929124425412896?t=FdYy3pep7CqBA2jAiAkx3Q&s=19
Tell me where you were born

yup
Yeah this is what I'm talking about, my friend will be happy, not me, isn't like I'm to Blanc or something just happened to be that my friend likes her so much, believe me, ok?
Just don't expect Noir to be in this mode
We can't be completely happy right?, i mean my friend.
well damn, I was not aware this was an actual event, thought it was fanmade. We are getting safted 💯
3D dorms are becoming the standard in these games
God bless snowbreak
NO, NO DONT both that and the gungirl game have some insane gacha %, like abysmal poop. do not bless them
not to mention how they have multiple scenes for each girl and to get complete story of what we would have in nikke you would need to aquire all of them 
Everything will be good, unless they try to push the pay2goon more hardcore like in gfl2
Dude why are uploading a 30mb gif
Just post a video bruh 😭
I'm just the messenger 😭
Don't need to pay2goon. Just watch all the animations on yt for free
where my brooda, I probably need to make the query in chinese cause searching any combination of nikke dorm, 3d, chinese half ani event etc shows jack
Full interaction with Viper for today. Volume is low sorry abt that
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︀︀Each character has 4 interactions, time gated depending on the day. First one is already a kiss bro wtf Shift Up 😭

the closest we got to a viper kiss is her kissing her phone T_T
Verily, that is a pretty hard sentence, you see people wanted to "own" stuff, we tend to be collectors matter the fact here in nikke we collect nikkes right?.
Now watching the videos on yt will feel like you rent a super sport car and after having the fun you return the car. Feel awkward.
So verily for that reason if they wanted manipulate us, when you less expect, they will launch a $200 or $500 skin
I demand Maxwell's Bond Story 5 fully animated
ok but when you are watching corn you are not participating
hmmmmmmmm i can hear artist from the distant with their ideas
Post nut regrets?
Simply use the vr headset obviously
Manga: Silver Spoon
T*xes 🤢🤢🤢
Here's one with just a BW filter too
MARIAN 3D ROMANCE WHEN, SHIFT UP
which one?
life imitates art. A tragedy.
The fact that they took away Noir from Blanc is a literal war crime
well. to be fair, noir is the shy one
Idk If I stole this here but which one do you prefer AI dubs or indian dubs? I mean multimillionaire companies need to cut money bc the poor shareholders will not make it to the end of the month right?
God forbid shareholder value goes down by even 1 indian rupee
All 3
First you Uma.. Then you Musume..

if I had a nickel everytime a anniversary event killed off your favourite charecters I would have two nickels which isn't much but its a concerning trend
Fun fact if you change the link from where it says https://x.com/
to
https://fixupx.com/ you can see the whole post or even make it so you can post videos straight from x so they can be visible from discord.
It would also show the second image directly
Ignore the 2 extra posts that I summoned by doing that, look. It will look like this:
Avatar the last air bender reference goes hard
The long-awaited third entry of the Half-Life franchise has arrived. Days after the vanishing of Alyx Vance and the revival of Eli Vance, Eli and Gordon Freeman set out to find the mysterious Borealis, an old ship that is shifting in and out of reality that could hold they key to destroying the Combine forever.
My inevitable fate wouldn’t change much, but on the other hand I don’t want my balls chopped off 
I have seen this image for... I don't remember, the thing is you can't fool me
Gabe Newell will lead the future of humanity 
Banger theme
I cannot blame her for it.


Anyone who loves Marian is undoubtly my kyodais
If my first sight was Mary in the infirmary... I would have complicated feelings, between happy, or suspicious...
I'm screwed then with euwnha
The bad thing is that I ended up carrying a rabbit woman in my arms in the rain? 🖤❤️🩹
you wish
eunhwa is best tsundere wym
Indivila is evil and I love her. I hope she kidnaps me and turns me into just a love doll for her use. I want her to force me down on a bed with her tail knife aimed at my neck while she rides me crazy style. She needs to threaten me if I don't pleasure her enough she'll kill me. While I'm hitting it from the back if I spank her too hard she'll glare at me like "who do you think you are, just keep moving" I'll worship tan mommy I don't care. I want her to own me, drag me by a collar whenever she meets up with the heretics. I need to be how she relieves her stress. Once she's done with me I hope she chops me up with her tail and turns me into ground beef. Afterwards she can dice 1 medium yellow onion (about 1 1/2 cups). Mince 3 garlic cloves. Drain and rinse 2 (about 15-ounce) cans kidney beans.
Heat 2 tablespoons olive oil in a Dutch oven or large pot over medium heat until shimmering. Add the onion and cook, stirring occasionally, until softened, 3 to 5 minutes. Add the garlic and cook until fragrant, about 1 minute. Add 3 tablespoons tomato paste and stir to coat the onions. Cook, stirring occasionally until darkened in color, 2 to 3 minutes.
Add 2 pounds ground beef (me) , 2 teaspoons kosher salt, and 1/2 teaspoon black pepper. Cook, breaking up the meat (me) with a wooden spoon, until browned and cooked through, 6 to 8 minutes. Add 2 tablespoons chili powder, 1 tablespoon ground cumin, 1 tablespoon unsweetened cocoa powder, 2 teaspoons dried oregano, 1 teaspoon paprika, and 1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper if using. Stir to coat the meat (me again) and cook for 1 minute more.
Add the beans, 1 (28-ounce) can fire-roasted crushed tomatoes, and 1 (14.5-ounce) can low-sodium beef or chicken broth, and stir to combine. Bring to a boil. Reduce the heat to maintain a gentle simmer. Cook, stirring occasionally, until the flavors meld and the mixture is slightly thickened, 30 to 40 minutes.
Remove the pot from the heat. Add 1 teaspoon apple cider vinegar and stir to combine.
that was only 15 exp
uh- um.. yes! or.. no.. depends what the question was
That guy has for sure lost it, but I like Diesel so what can I say
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!
I need to release my true feelings about Bunny Viper before my brain literally starts melting. Ever since this skin was added in the game, I’ve been flushing my sanity down the toilet piece by piece.
Every time I even think of Bunny Viper and her luscious features, I just can’t stop myself from barking and drooling uncontrollably like some kind of crazed dog. My brain just completely shuts off for the next 30 minutes and 47 seconds.
Everything about her is just perfection. Her sharp gleaming eyes, her soft puffy cheeks, her cheeks cheeks and cheeks, her moderately average sides hips, and her extra spicy leggings that tightly grip her juicy legs to really accentuate her curves to oblivion. And don’t even get me started on the (bra?) she wears with the bunny suit. ITS LITERALLY HYPNOTIC! Her manufactured mammary glands look like they’re so close to just spilling out, like she bought a suit 2 sized smaller than her on purpose. Plus her OG skin has the spicy skirt just BARELY covers her supple squishy thighs and doughy ass cheeks that are PERFECT for facesitting! The clap of her meaty mountains can be heard from every corner of the Ark! Now multiple all that by 3 and that’s MY MOMMA VIPER
And her forearms. Dear GOD DONT GET ME STARTED ON HER FOREARMS. WHEN I PLAYED D-OUTSIDERS EVENT AND HER FOREARMS WERE ZOOMED IN ON THE BED I LOST ALL MY SANITY INSTANTLY. Every time she extends her hand in the idle animation, I feel like Namatame reaching out to Shadow Yukiko in utter disbelief at such an awe-inspiring moment
I want her to corner me in an abandoned alleyway, duct tape me to the cold wet ground, and snu snu me to death while whispering slurs into my left ear every 12 and a half seconds
My body literally contorted and deformed the moment I laid eyes on her, and I haven’t forgotten that feeling ever since. I wake up every morning in my bedroom (filled to the brim with Viper fanart) with her voice echoing in my head “Good Morning, stupid!
I dont like Diesel, I LOVE her from the bottom of my cooked heart and mental. Wife wife wife wife wife
Do you think I can handle her?
Who tf this freaky ass with his copy paste
Im sure we've met, im decently known as the guy who invests into almost everyone and also the guy who mained Diesel for most of the game
I think Kevin is at it again
In the scene from Ratatouille (2007) where Chef Skinner questions Linguini about his past and the mysterious rat helping him cook, Skinner knows something’s off; he just can’t prove it. The ultimate I know you’re hiding something moment.
Ratatouille (2007)
Dexter: Seasons 1 & 2
Music: poster boy - 2hollis
#ratatouille #doakes #doakesedi...
Did you ever figure out why the microwave was vibrating at 3 a.m.? Yeah, it’s running an underground operation smuggling caffeine into space. Space doesn’t even need caffeine. I thought the black holes already handled that. Not anymore. The last shipment got intercepted by a gang of asteroid smugglers. They’re trading dark matter for hallucinogenic noodles now. Oh, those noodles. I had a bowl once, and suddenly I understood what chairs are really thinking. Chairs don’t think; they conspire. You know the one in the corner? It’s part of an intergalactic terror cell. That explains why it keeps whispering coordinates to my blender at night. Did you report it to the lamp police? I tried, but they’re too busy cracking down on illegal glitter trafficking. Glitter? That stuff’s harmless. Remember when we accidentally set up a fireworks cartel on Neptune? Of course, but that wasn’t my fault! You’re the one who thought dynamite flavored chewing gum was a good business idea. Hey, it worked! Until the gum started developing sentience and unionized. Speaking of unions, did you ever pay off that debt to the interdimensional mushroom mafia? No, but I sent them a bribe made entirely of counterfeit rainbows. They weren’t impressed. Great, now they’ll send their enforcer—what was his name again? Spores McGee? Yeah, and he’s terrifying. Last time he showed up, he planted psychedelic dandelions in my fridge. You’re lucky. Last week, the fridge started hoarding stolen USB drives. Turns out it’s part of an online hacking ring. Oh, is it working with the toaster gang? Because my toaster’s been laundering Bitcoin again. Probably. They’re all connected. Did you know my kettle’s been running a side hustle selling bootleg oxygen? Oxygen’s old news. The real money’s in synthetic gravity. You can sell it by the gram to people who hate floating. I tried, but customs caught me with a suitcase full of unlicensed wormholes. What did you do? Bribed them with a time-travel coupon. It expires last
There's not enough grass on earth for some people
Buy a motorcycle. Best decision I made
got some news for you...
I do like her... but I love Marian more...
Just lost my job because I use Linux
Long story short, was fired because I use Linux.
I work, or rather worked, at a large eu based bank. It’s a windows fest, and no one can install any software, because of “security” reasons. Yeah right, then you probably should not use windows in the first place.
Anyway using any other operating system is completely out of the question.
I am, or rather was, somewhat of a star developer in the organization. Mainly because I was the best css engineer, but people also knew me as the “Linux guy” or “advocate”, whatever. I did take it upon me to educate and inform the other employees of how and why Linux is a better and more secure operating system.
Anyway, a month ago or so, my manager comes to me, and says that it looks like he got Linux approved for a POC phase and I was selected to be one of the first tryouts. He was really excited I could tell, probably because I been talking about and asking for approval to use Linux for the last 3 years. Naturally, I asked him how I was compensated for taking on this new massive task, and he said “I thought you would like to work with Linux? Can you please just take the opportunity”. Alright I said. We agreed that next week I could start setting it up as I would get the laptop end of week.
Fast forward to Friday, and he comes down to me with the laptop. I wondered where the flash drive was, because how am I supposed to install arch without it? Any way I open it up while he looks at me with excitement. I see Ubuntu is installed and booting. I instantly slams the laptop closed and says quietly: “I use arch…” he says “what?”. I yelled “I USE ARCH, THIS IS UBUNTU”. He says “what does that mean?”. I just take the laptop and leaves for the day. Educate yourself and you would’ve known.
Next week he comes down to me and asks me why I have canceled all meetings and blocked my calendar for the next 2 weeks. I answered: “I am ricing? Even though you inconsiderate gave me Ubuntu, I still need to ric
Reminds me of the Linux college hacker 4chan post
Alright, the 3d romance will show up in global with Marian.
I want my Diesel interactable romance dorm, in fact i would like that for most of the girls
Especially Marian... SU PLEASE LEMME KISS HER CHEEK
They did not ruin the fun 💀 news articles really be searching for anything to stir up emotions
grahh
I bet you like Marian
Don’t like girls kissing?
I do! I wanna marry her and repopulate Earth!
unironically posting this in NIKKE server
I just want to have a taste of Cindy's healthy narcissism
I bet you like Cindy
Cinderella isn't a narcissist though
Yall didn’t see that
I did 
Forgive my Impertinence thy lord
he is "finished"
thats just urano metria
I feel like this is something I’d wake up in a sweat to
what do you mean by that
Starting with making all Nikkes my gal!
positive narcissism is a thing
positive narcissist. She's the one that gave Anis a little push to help her snap out of her nihilism
literally
like, I fall asleep—then wake up in a sweat, dehydrated, phone dead, etc. That video is playing on my computer
ah, a good way to awaken then doro give you choccy milk
she’s also fairly uplifting overall. A narcissist wouldn’t give positive affirmations to those around her, or try and get those around her to better themselves
Remember that tencent Nikke has Tencent budget
but but how can they have high budget if they only have 10 cent?
Marian will work overtime for those buns!
Young Seiya... why the fudge are you climbing a pillar instead of walking between it?




Don't worry, homie is alive 🙏 🕊️
Chat my luck is omnipotent that I pulled nikkes that aren't released yet 
Did the Commander forgot that she's a Nikke and start doing it Maxwell style?
AW HELL NAH
THEY EVEN MADE HIS ASS NEON!
NOOOOOooo
refs do something! SAVE OUR BOY
That's why I hate my Twitter; the first thing I see on Twitter is nonsense, let's assume.
It's always those idiots on Twitter, but oh well, I already uninstalled it because they gave me the virus.
Mods, he have hacked Nikke 
haters will say its fake
Tomorrow I'm canceling the Soline event
I.. is kill.. 
I OWN NIKKE!!
Starting today.. Each battle encounter will cost 4 ELIXIR!
heheheha
Damn that’s cheap for the King of Clash

ffs... OFFICER I CAN EXPLAIN
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jOwQtAbMscs
2D thing "proportions" and perspective
Anatomically accurate Goku is not real, and cannot hurt you.
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FINE, 6 ELIXIR, EACH
Yes sir, haha you flinched!
I'm going to jail
Bye
Life is good
I am winning and not winning
same
Dawg u scared tf out of me like releasing 2 pilgrims after the anniv is nuts
I wanted Behemoth’s bond story yesterday
dies on the first night on bed
Gabecube
Valve will lead the future of humanity 🔥
Anniversary 4 is clearly going to be much more depressing
hopefully 3.5 will be fun…
How're you all getting these KMK things
Don't give SU ideas...

Man I wanna scan Blanc's feet
🆒
Well to be fair, there's always wars in major African mining countries.
They never stop, just happens periodically to make sure no free market is ever set there.
I am not cheating! I just found out I can get lucky by pausing the GIF on X (ew)
Thats still cheating-
verily, this doth possess traces of ai, indeed
Dang it
hey i can explain
Maybe they will compromise and give us an event like Last Kingdom 
old tales ptsd kicks in
Imagine if Shift Up strung too many sad events in a row and it caused people to stop playing their game 
cyberpunk:
New Kingdom > beautiful Crown alt > Queen dies > Marian makes the Commander her King > everyone is happi except Mirror
also Rose is there
Makes it more Sadder if Rose actually interacts with (probably dying) Scarlet
I don’t think Scarlet is dying. She’s just in terrible condition, which is probably an understatement 😕
I think Snow White and/or Dorothy might go ape if Scarlet or Rapunzel were actually, completely, offed
For real long time most Likely Scarlet won't be appearing in any event or the main story I guess
Cecil also said they have upgrades for all of them, so we’re getting Pioneer back
Overspec time 
also if we didn’t have a chance at Pioneer back I’d probably stop playing for a while, tbh
seeing Rapunzel get absolutely turned to dust completely broke me, Scarlet getting part 2’d and then Snow White just being dropped…
Hard Mode ending: Marian and SKK planning to have a hot and heavy moment.
(i will find you)
(by then you will beg, you will beg to be ended, beacause you think you will be freed once you get offed)
Yea I know what happened…which is why I spared myself the emotional pain and skipped the event 
the mods are gonna have a hot and heavy moment with you at some point, brother
PLZ MODS, DON'T MPREG ME
verily, he shall feel something heavy bash against his head
verily...
AI is absolutely hilarious, with a wave of the arm, boingers materialize
Where is the life is worthless and I want to die mood. Or is it just me ?
@Grok animate her balling
Jah intense loneliness checks out
ayo how much gb are your update? why i have 14gb of update data
2 gig story and game
12 gigs of CHEEKS
Half of that goes to bready...
The long-awaited third entry of the Half-Life franchise has arrived. Days after the vanishing of Alyx Vance and the revival of Eli Vance, Eli and Gordon Freeman set out to find the mysterious Borealis, an old ship that is shifting in and out of reality that could hold they key to destroying the Combine forever.
Is this
Hope?
Never do that shit again
Ima pull up and beat yo ass
Is this a korea only event or something? I keep seeing this
china
Manga: Silver Spoon
Japanese reality game shows never disappoint 
I finally found that one Cinderella pic

well isn't this a fun one XDXDXDXD
verily...
"Arcana, I need to know more about Nikke's lore can you help me?"
︀︀
︀︀"Sure! One effective way to know all about the lore is to lock-in starting by watching older events that's in the Archives."
︀︀
︀︀"Where do you learn this solution?"
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︀︀"Who else but the Founder? He's right over there!"








