#Balatro
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Game speed lock at 1 is evil
Miku
I wish they did an april fools patch that did these exact changes
instead of just a message
it's on the balatro multiplayer channel so i think they may have?
idk if you have the mod
I don't been too lazy to do that stuff
but a balatro april fools mod sounds goated
yo shit is about to get crazy
I FUCKING HATE THIS GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
I was hitting mil's in ante fucking 5 bro
I like to use it by playing flushes, have an equal amount of each suit or hyper deck fix cause it only looks at suits you have in your deck, get jupiters and other X mult's
flat mults can be hit or mess like if I get lustful for hearts in checkered it's really nice since ya know
it can apply first
but in most decks I just go for ancient and more x mults
it's a bit tricky compared to mose x mult jokers but I am a fan of it
I was thinking youd need to try and just get wild cards
I suppose removing entire suits would work too
ancient joker meta is wild cards
it doesn't look at suits in your deck btw, i have tried it with checkered deck
I swear on my mama that i've done it with checkered and it only looks at the suits you have
yeah
smear + ancient goes hard
must be the old way
"Unlike Castle, which chooses its suit proportionally to the composition of the current deck, Ancient Joker chooses evenly amongst the four suits, regardless of the current deck's composition."
- wikia
well now I don't know which is out of date
cause I don't trust fandom just as a website
so time to spam checkered
oh nooooooo
I had a rly good ancient joker run with a nat negative smear
pooor meeeee
imma just see for myself at this point xD
cause ong I swear I've used ancient on checkered for this EXACT reason
Im pretty sure ive tried ancient with checkered and also got off suit
But i had wild cards so i assumed having any wild cards makes it hit whatever
ancient joker my goat
honestly you don’t even need to do this
default odds of drawing a flush is good enough
i prefer to spend my money elsewhere (namely trying to buy as many jupiters as conceivable)
yeah but
with wild cards you can get polychrome red seal wild cards
for consistency
is ts auraful deck
either this is gonna be insane or im gonna lose the 1/5 4 times
i lost the 1/5 4 times

true
i just mean like
you don’t need it
ancient joker is free on gold stake with zero deck fixing
ancient joker my goat for getting some of the harder gold stickers
fr tho
w
with midas mask joker i think itd be really funny if it stacked the amount of money you get every time you play a gold face card
Balatro
im balatring it
now get a negative and go go go
got a supernova and negative'd it
prolly not as worth but i needed easy mult at the time
and now its a lil too valuable to get rid of
💔
okay then dont send
ffs
got arm and then flush turned into ass
THIS RUN IS ON TRACK FOR GREATNESS
ANTE 1 ROUND 2 BABY
oh my god
WAIT NO IM A DOLLAR OFF
😭
goodbye swashbuckler ur cheeks anyways
on the one deck
with 0 face cards
i fucking lose
because my jokers were too good
somebody actually kill me
ts js pmo
i actually might've had a better chance if i didnt get greedy for blueprint
😭
HEY APPLE
balala
MY DUMBASS FORGOT TO SELECT THE LAST CARD
I HATE THIS GAME
madness with +10 mult foil
holographic
idc awhats its caleld
damn I stand corrected
weird cause I like, have such a vivid memory of destroying a checkered run with ancient
game eazy
gift card and showman
could have sold space joker AND had an antimatter pickup in ante 8
but i couldn't find any stickerless jokers
(level 34 pair by the way)
i feel like it's worth mentioning that i had max gift card for roughly 20 rounds of gameplay and did not find a single temperance
135/150
final 15!
full list of jokers i have not gotten yet:
baron
flower pot
madness
matador
pareidolia
rocket
seance
shortcut
stone joker
the family
wily joker
canio
chicot
baltro in my top 3 most played steam games now ❤️
i dont play steam games that much okay
dont judge my hours
i think i need help
💔
madness, bloodstone and baron not being done is insane
mime done but not baron
baron is ass
bloodstone is ass
madness is good but i've never gotten it ante one or two so
or anytime i see it i don't have eternals
mine is an INCREDIBLY good joker on its own
the elusive oops:
i've gotten mime gold sticker like 10 times
mime is like the perfect support joker
yea
exactly
baron is like fine but you need 1. something to keep you stable early game
2. really good deck fixing
like a dna or trading card + deaths and standard packs
it's absolutely d tier??
needing to invest a ton of econ and tarots and a whole ass separate joker to carry it
and that's for it to work
don't forget you generally need planets so the 1.5x mult even does anythin
yeah but baron is one of the few jokers where only the early game matters
if you get baron going after like ante 4 it can easily carry the run
huge snowball joker
by the way i'm talking about gold stake
like
you never have time to thin out your deck?
or fix it for kings
that's if you get it like
shop 1
and it's a rare joker
magic and ghost deck hard carry baron honestly
how does ghost deck help?
cryptid
i
immolate
i only play ghost deck
ive played too much d2 😔
is invisable joker worth it?
bloodstone AND hiker!
hiker was not helpful!
helped out early game though because i had a hanging chad for like
7 antes
and then i got banana end of ante 7 i believe
matador my despised
full list of jokers i have not gotten yet:
baron
flower pot
madness
pareidolia
rocket
seance
shortcut
stone joker
the family
canio
chicot
do legendary joker chances change based on stickers?
yep
if you have gold sticker
you can't get it again
so yorick/triboulet/perkeo are completely off limits
i could get them again in other stakes
so it just removes the chances of getting a seed with those leg joekrs in them?
and then once i get all five gold stickered it's normal odds
idk how it works but basically
it might just change the seed
it might delete the seeds
i have no idea
but either way i basically know what the soul pack is gonna be
Usually if you don’t have a standard joker unlocked it will change that joker in the seed with the next joker in the queue
So maybe it’s the same
good point
stone joker
final 10!
(this run revolved around having two hallucinations AND a brainstorm)
baron, flower pot, madness, pareidolia, rocket, seance, shortcut, the family
canio, chicot
final 10
lets gooo
winnable
got the family
via a flush five build
and also shortcut
shortcut was like almost literally useless lmaooo
IN THE STRAIGHTS BUILD
(runner was 405)
142/150
i swear if the update drops in the next couple days i'll lose it
nah ya haven't
I truly don't understand how mcosu got so many hours I barely played it
but balatro is getting up there for me
it should have more but I play a bunch on my phone
I mean I've had and been playing terraria mobile since like 2013 when it came out on my birthday
yeah mostly for mods
Good, good, you aren't a complete phychopath
^
somehow my desktop save is far more complete than my mobile save despite me feeling like I've played more on mobile
so it went from primarily mobile
to primarily pc
and will remain that way till cross progression gets added
I wasnt able to get all 8s 😔
some strength cards and a cloud nine here 
just a few strength cards
I had magic bean and a spectral pack round 1 and just rolled a million cards into the same rank
i love bean
Trying to real quick figure out smth with the balatro mod manager, is there a way to get the Brainstorm mod in it by chance?
yeah
just install brainstorm
it's config isn't built in but it works
unless your talking about the rly ass mod manager thing to find mods
I got it workingg, turns out i just had it at the wrong title
it was like brainstorm master lmao
oh lmao
steel rank acquired
"dont pick up baron it sucks without mime"
the baron in question:
red deck gold stake done plus some stickers on useless jokers
(parking and astronomer )
YEP
IB17CR25 if ya wanna try the seed
trying to do it filtered with brainstorm mod so i atleast get perkeo

@warped knoll it doid cause I was strugglin with keepin cryptids going

guys am i getting to ante 32 with this
yes
if u lock in
you just gotta believe
I hate this game
I was so on track
for baron gaming if they just
gave me baron
dna, blue print, mime
red seal steel kings
broooooooo
Rng fucked you u0
bro deadass
explain to me how
I have 30 FUCKING STEEL RED SEAL KINGS
AND THEY GIVE ME
Not enough money
bro I was about to have a whole deck's worth of just red seal steel kins 😭
but nah
give me some 6's
that's what i want
possibly the worst set of jokers ive managed to win with what even is this
?
bootstraps good
red card good
banana fine
photo good
duo fine#
sure but the others are great
so it can be useful but you gotta put in more work to find another on
also flush house is always vaible on checkered
duo is better then red card in my opinion
ur trolling
red card is so weak. A realistic red card would probably get 9 mult per anti and take all your money
Per ante???
i just watched my friend play balatro and oh my god new players skip so much
it hurt so much to see a negative skip when bro only had 2 jokers
3 mult permanently is like way better than what most packs have to offer
😭
3 mult if u dont like whats in a pack is good value
Even if you like what’s in the pack
+3 permanent mult is just that valuable
It’s better than most planets unless you’re specifically going for that hand and NOTHING else
erm waht the aura
four fingers carrying
on jah
For what?
flush
burnt and straights is a insane combo
yeah i agree tbh
idk i think u should just let ppl play their own game
bwah
unlucky
Balatro is now age-restricted on YouTube.
Or is it? YouTube seems to be inconsistent about this.
https://ko-fi.com/drspectred
https://www.twitch.tv/drspectred
we took the risk
thankfully im 18 now!

you can do it

why is your balatro a clock
mods
but why do you need a clock
whynot
game actually said go fuck yourself
wallahi
peak unseeded run
UNSEEDED
WHAT THE SHIT
apparently a single copy of sock and buskin is rarer than trib, 2 brainstorms and a blueprint
finally found it 
i could have gone farther too i just fumbled the bag
completely my fault i was super distracted
i'm too addicted to gambling
every single time
I see a rare skip or a wrath whatever the spectre card is that gets a rare joker but sets money to 0
I always
without fail
think "it could be blueprint"
I'm only taking 3 skips ever
and usually it's a duo
the only ones I take are are, the 25 dollar one, and negative
the rest suck hyper ass
nah
don't care
sometimes it's a blueprint
and that's enough for me to run it all the time
don't take negative tag
u should be taking the free shop one tho
I don't like the free shop cause 9/10 times it's there when you already have money
NAH TRUST
ONE OF THESE DAYS
IT'LL GIVE ME A NEGATIVE BLUEPRINT
nah you take free shop and boss skip ante 1
Any other time just use what you already have to build interest
and scale jokers
I'd rather get investment tag
and take packs from shops
i can usually make the 25 dollars in a round if I play my cards right
fair
STILL STOP TAKING NEGATIVE TAGS UNLESS YOUR ON ANAGLYPH
🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏
you will get a negative eternal egg
I would make sure I could always use the "creates a random joker" tarot
nuh uh
usually it's a negative food
like ice cream or popcorn
I very very very rarely skip
I only do this when I'm like
doing lower stakes
I also don't do gold
cause gold hates me
a lot
this is no joke the fifth time I've seen photocard
BRO IT'S ABANDONED FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
the run died cause the game refused to give me any mult
shouldn't have skipped
i was spectating a run myt gf did yesterday and like jesus christ im fucking jealous of her
like
wowie
it was a natural negative
W
Photograph think he part of the team 😭
Huge
I’m guessing the actual cards in deck were like kings or queens red seal glass?
red seal glass queens
Me to
I want this setup so bad and then goldent ticket jocker
Itd be so funny but i havent been able to get every card in my deck gold yet 
TS DOES NOT PMO ❤️
actually a goated combo
am i stupid how is this straight flush
4 fingers
you have a straight (k q j 10) and a flush (k q j 3)
four fingers is kinda crazy like that
four fingers just nonchalant with it's straight flushs ngl
beat blue stakes 🤤
i swear
i only get violent vessel
on runs that are just barely able to beat every other final boss blind
got gold stake on baron
bought a perishable rental baron on ante like 3
bought a rental eternal burnt joker on shop 3
still won baybee
pair is op
baron was literally negative weight lmaooo
baron makes 143/150
power move tbh
Died 2024
Born 2025
Welcome back painted deck
painted?
4 joker slots
(With none of the upsides)
true lol
honestly this just supports my opinion that burnt joker is an A+ tier joker
i am almost literally never unhappy to see it and it carries runs for almost free on its own
had polychrome dice but i couldnt get bloodstone bro 😭
ON GOD
bro who invited trib to the eternal club
i thought it would be funny
I think legendaries should have a chance for eternal
playing abandoned deck
eternal canio

😭
sometimes i think this game simply hates me and thats alright
lmfao
bro what is this games ADDICTION to giving bloodstone or dice, and then not giving me the other
this is the EIGHTH GAME IN A ROW
finally got rocket sticker
144/150
i love rocket but i always sell it before winning
didn't need to this time
Hi fellow gamblers!!!
For some reason I thought it would be funny to make a Joker tierlist, but then I realized I needed help from actually good players, because I am not good at the game and have a measly 200+ hours logged...so I made this poll.
It's pretty self explanatory - put each Joker in a tier from S to F.
If I get enough results and somehow become less lazy, I will make a video ranking them all from worst to best. No promises on quality but I'm sure it'll be fine 
Not entirely sure if this is the right place to put this, but anyway, here's the poll: https://forms.gle/mtJkLtF8WA4KgVY29
If you want to fill it out, please do, I need info and to be proven right about Stone Joker being bad.
If you don't, that's fine too.
(also please give me tips for the video i need all the help i can get!)
Community Poll for "Ranking EVERY Balatro Joker".
I apologize in advance for the length of the form but there are 150 Jokers after all
Methodology here if you want to rank them a bit more accurately, I will use the data from this (plus my opinion) to rank all 150 Jokers from worst to best (video soon? yes)
i think stone joker can be good
its not peak cus it wont carry a run but it can be used well with synergies
like with a marble joker and a hologram
red card is like the best scaling flat mult joker easily
everyone i talk to says red card is mid
but they didn't get it up to +60 on a purple stake run
it saved me and therefore is peak
If I were to try to poll members of the Balatro Discord server as well, how would I go about doing that? (I doubt I'd just be able to send it out in a message, especially because I'm relatively new there)
hmmm
university seems to be locked behind paywalls (twitch subs, kofi, etc.) and i'd rather do this without paying...ty though, and you're probably right about doing this somewhere other than the main server
new experemental multiplayer mod has added battale royal
we should have a Neon White balatro tournament
https://i.imgur.com/D0UMNL5.png interesting run
I APOLOGISE BALATRO I WAS NOT FAMILIAR WITH YOUR GAME
Oop
Ay, nice!
had canio but i went 8 FUCKING ANTES WITHOUT SEEING A SINGLE HANGING MAN TAROT
my rng is so cheeks bro 💔
had to rely on glass kings i duped breaking
😔
all this red card glaze that shit is last pick in dodgeball
I made one myself a lil bit ago so if youre interested on where I put things and the reason here you go. I think a few of my opinions differ from the rest of the community but ive done everything in the game so they cant be that bad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U6bfi17pwA
I recently finished 100%ing balatro so I did a stream ranking everything the game has to offer.
Follow me on twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/FloydThePig
Follow me on twitter - https://twitter.com/FloydThePigTTV
Red card is good early game
It's just too much money to put into a flat mult joker when in hand mult clears and other jokers scale way better
My try to keep my eco to a degree that I can open both packs in the shop so like flat mult if the pack doesn't help me is good value
red card is so ass bro
Esp when ur luck is shitn
??? Red card is the best scaling flat mult in the game?
It’s 6 mult for 8-12 dollars each round which is easily doable with a single econ joker
That’s 18 flat mult every single ante
Just for bootstraps to scale the same amount you have to make $15 each round and also not spend a single penny
plus you still get to open these packs
and you get also get the packs for basically nothing with vouchers too
You don’t even NEED to skip you can always just skip if you don’t see anything you like
So 99% of standard packs
70% of celestial packs
60% of spectral packs
50% of arcana packs
idk fortune teller clears 💅
Fortune teller is ass
Most of the time
I’ve had like one run
Where an early fortune teller vagabond solod
Fortune teller has never worked well for me
Floyd just doesn't see the vision
Also I hope that localthunk removes loyalty card
I get visibly upset whenever it appears in the shop
why would he remove peak
loyalty card has clutched up once for me (it was negative)
It's just not good when other jokers take less work and do more then a stinky little red card.
name some then
And don’t mention xmult
Literally pick like 140 jokers and they do it better
name a better flat mult joker
Id rather have any high card scaler or spare trousers any day of the week
Flash card even
this guy is not real
You're telling me you give me +2 mult per reroll
The packs yall are skipping got hella money in them for me
When the rerolls go from $5, to $7, to god knows how much after that
And I'm rerolling like crazy
$5 (scaling every reroll) for 2 mult
$4-6 dollars flat for 3 mult??
Wait until they find out about vouchers or chaos the clown or the fact I can roll way more
ok but you don't have unlimited money
speak for urself
Quote from someone skipping packs

I'm skipping if it's shit
With red card you don't go out of your way to skip every pack, obviously you're taking stuff of value from them
Red card isn’t YOU HAVE TO SKIP PACKS
it’s +3 mult IF you skip packs
Red card is passive flat mult that scales really well
Hermit/Temperance >>> +3 mult any day
Yeah I don't want to skip packs
and if u skip rerolled stuff u get mult
Or I just wouldn't open them
That's fine but don't say it's bad >:(
how about this: i can acknowledge that red card can be very good and yet it doesn't fit my personal playstyle
bc i'd much prefer fortune teller to red card but red card can definitely perform better
False if everyone on the internet doesn’t agree and play with my own playstyle then they must be playing wrong and have objectively incorrect opinions
HACKKKKK
if its not for the gold seal youll never see me pick up a red card
that thing is horrible
too much juice in the tarot cards sry :/
i dont see the good part in it
if youre not going out of your way to skip then it doesnt scale well
Like I said it's passive flat scaling mult
It's not gonna be your best joker but it's helpful regardless
18 flat multi and no bonuses from the packs per anti def doesn’t suit me
icant
red card was there for me when I needed it
I get red card is divisive but it is not horrible
i get that red card is good and i won’t question someone for having one but i hate it and it makes the run less interesting for me 
Let's not slander the joat
send it again it fit better
I totally get it, the easiest way to win gold stake is to just spam pair with scaling flat mult
It's not very interesting
Low stakes is where the fun is in balatro imo
I envy the patience completionist++ players have
also you can still take shit from mega packs
take one thing then skip
just not very practical innit
i would fund other things i think
like deck fixing
which you cant really do without tarots which you cant really do without packs
so red card for me is ❌
red card is decent imo but it's the same as flash card to me and not run winning itself
I got red card to gold seal on my first run trying and thought "wait maybe it is good" then it's let me down every single time after that.
So I can't rep bro
Too be fair flash card goes about the same but I love rerolls and hate pack skips
I know im selling both of them later anyway
what the fuck in ancient joker doing in the bottom tier!
Shit
When I fix my deck I build around a suit so ancient joker is worthless 3/4's of the time
Floyd's tier list has some weird placements cant lie
these are some terrible choices no offence. Hiker over invisable joker is crazy
What's the whole point of invisible joker
Sell that bitch
Also hiker low-key kinda crazy
5 of a kind with 5 cards worth 200-300 chips
Plus invisible joker isn't even guaranteed to hit a good joker. Many other rare jokers I like to see over that guy
And eternal jokers fuck him up crazy
yeah i have to agree that hiker is a great joker and is on average better than invisible joker
invisible has higher peaks but hiker is more consistent imo
Hiker is just slow to scale though and even with perfect discards you are unlikely to get a ton of use out of it. At least for me.
it's not that bad to make a wildcard based deck
I got one good run with it that got to like e20s
yes that's the one use case
I think I put wild card tarot card in bottom tier by itself unironically.
to say u don't ever is pretty narrow minded tho, they're so good with ancient joker that's where it thrives
Same thing with the wild card effect
it's not good by itself
But I never build them so I never have a reason to take ancient joker
and can be actively bad but yea
And I always build 1 suit usually
If I don't then the card I play rarely matters anyway
I like to go more even with my suits and it is good if I have a pretty small deck and retriggering effects
I'm turning every card lucky and retriggering those puppies as many times as possible
I'm getting my 20 bucks
red card is one of those things thats like
i recognize that it can be good
and also I have never bought it
lmao
because my brain percieves it as annoying
YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING WITH ME MAN
😭
its ggs
nvm
was not worried at all
ya nvm we back to it being over
im ready to go gang
its so over
im always fucked over by violet vessel bro
i literally had like 7 steel cards and NONE OF THEM SHOWED UP IN 6 HANDS AND 2 DISCARDS
absolute malarky.
i should stop complaining
HOLY FUCK LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

yeah i never understood why people liked red card
also green joker is like soooo dogshit
TRUE THAT
!!!
green joker is insta sell unless i am FIENDING for early game mult
I more or less need a money joker in order to actually use green
cause like it just tanks eco
throwback so op
oh shit first gold stake win

FRIENDSHIP WITH ARROWHEAD JOKER IS OVER, THROWBACK JOKER IS MY NEW BEST FRIEND
damn i got a chicot run going for gold steak and realised i should kinda try a chicot lategame run lmao
granted chicot naneinf runs are fucking hard
Gold Steak 😋
Is throwback the skip one?
yeah
Yeah that shit is turbo ass
green is great but i hate it
sounds like u dont know how to use it 💅
It was one of the jokers in my first gold stake win
Skipping is just bad most of the time I fear
skipping misses you a whole round of income plus an entire shop for something you can just get at a shop
and half the time its random and probbaly really not worth it
the only ones are like
investment tag at ante 1/2
idk picking up throwback early can make skipping worth imo
it’s like red card where you don’t have to skip but skip enough and it makes it really worth
great speedrunning joker too 🔥
trueeee
yeah idk i find it to be pretty good
You just tend to gain more on average by playing an encounter then skipping it
That's the main issue.
Especially on gold stake which is what I'm always looking at
I might be dumb but why would anyone ever skip for the reroll tag. I see almost no purpose
yeah
throwback 100% worth it if you get it in the first 3~ antes
simply get lucky
if you think about it every joker is the best joker if you get lucky
“your opinion is incorrect”
my opinion is always factually correct
actually you’re right
hard fought battle fr
what in the smoking
flush at #1???
pair not at #1??
these are also kinda bonkers
why pair? In a normal run I would put 4 of the kind higher
like judgement/priestess/devil below empress/heirophant is crazy
i am always puttin two pair over one pair
if you're not gettin two pairs you're a FRAUD
it's so much harder ot do though
two pairs are so easy
i originally thought two pair was better and then i realized i could do exactly zero deck fixing and was enlightened
i just do no deck fixing whatsoever and win a lot
the deck building for two pair is have a deck
but you can't use your discards to fish for blue seals/gold cards
bro what the fuck i just saw ancient joker in f tier lmaooo
why is credit card in f?????
why is hallucination in f but vagabond is in a
campfire not being s is crazy work
midas being that low is crazy
space joker and egg and rebate being low is crazy
deadass i sometimes dont pick black hole
golden joker low is nuts
specifically when i have constellation
supernova and chaos low is crazy
ramen low is crazy
gift card and stock market and constellation and cloud nine low is crazy
do you just never buy econ jokers???
like none of those jokers are worse than odd todd
erosion is f tier for sure
oops all sixes sucks
pair is so reliable
photograph is nuts wdym
before +mult
photograph is high tier. Hanging chad photograph is an easy combo
hanging chad is absolutely high tier
also campfire is not s tier I'm sorry
photograph is like c tier at best
have you ever used it on gold stake
it's easily a top 5 joker in the game
hanging chad does nothing by it's self though
but it synergizes with literally everything
glass cards, like 20 jokers
photograph synergizes with two jokers: suck and bustin and hanging chad
photograph is also kinda dogshit on its own
bro what are some of these takes from floyd
why is supernova in low tier and green joker/ride the bus in high tier
why is scary face above 95% of the jokers
why is ramen two tiers lower than green joker
also blackboard is high a tier that shouldn't be that low either
same for burnt joker
dna is also not that good
works with dusk selzer and red seal as well
how many times have you picked dusk in your life
nice bait good work
alot it's pretty clutch
photo is ass on its own
really? i never get it
i treat it like acrobat
not a fan
i could try it sometime
I personally ussually pick it over acrobatic since it works past anti 8 as well
okay even so photograph is really good
i'm assuming floyd's list is also not including endless because he put showman super low
it's basically a dead slot until you get a combo joker
extra useless if you have any scaling +mult
played half on mobile but these are my joker stats
especially in high stakes if you get eternal scaling
whoah
mine
you can see what hands i play lmao
I think I have taken super nova like once or twice
but you clearly have played a lot more so I will trust you
eh
150 hours
i'm at 144/150 gold stickers though
around ~100 gold stake wins
i've never taken the time to make a gold stake tier list
i should do that sometime
100 gold stake wins in 150 hours is insane
lemme find min
I have 13 soul card usages and still never perkio
perkeo is so good lmao
its amazing when u can get it running
but useless until then
How do you both have more brain storms than blueprints? You usually unlock brainstorm later and they are both the same rarity?
y'all wanna vc while i make the tier list
i unlocked everything within about 10 hours
sorry need to go soon but maybe some time
it also includes seeded/endless runs
my naneinf run was like 4 brainstorm and 2 blueprints
luck
I never see hologram 😔
quickly made an unordered tier list
gonna order these within their tiers and make final adjustments
~45 minutes
ancient joker wwww
Couple things. Sock and bussin , hack, and loaded dice c? Bellow Mr bones? I haven’t used it much but surprised you put black board so high. Red stone is also way too low. Otherwise good tier list
black board is almost exactly as good as cavendish
you can super super easily guarantee x3 mult on any non-five card hand
retrigger jokers kind of suck when compared to the fact that hanging chad blows all of the others completely out of the water
especially considering they're all uncommon
realistically i am never using the fact that they retrigger all of my played cards on more than 2 or 3 of the cards max
But then is wee so high?
sure, they're great if i can pair them with something that goes nuts with them but there's really not that high of a ceiling
like some of the stronger effects like fibonacci + hack is a hard ass combo to pull together and the ceiling of that (assuming no other modifications) is still only like 50-80 mult
BLOODSTONE????????/
hanging chad is leagues better when it comes to glass cards
bloodstone that low is ABSURD
i could MAYBE put bloodstone in C tier but it's a dogshit joker dude
it's on par with misprint
it is inconsistent and on gold stake all it takes is one unlucky roll and you're dead
i dont think you've ever even tried using bloodstone if you're saying its dogshit
and just because bloodstone + dice = bad ancient joker doesn't mean it's a good joker
that is one of the craziest takes ive ever seen
i don't want bloodstone 99% of the time
it applies before +mult jokers
it's inconsistent at best
it's run ending during critical times
it requires one specific suit
absolutely
took like 5 tries to get the gold sticker on bloodstone
it was something like my 130th gold sticker
since i've been using ghost deck half of the time it's been polychrome too
and then in the case of loaded dice, it really doesn't actually do that much
i find the best use case is with lucky cards and a chad or something
in which case it's good, but it's not really that good
it kills your glass cards which is an early game run ender
it synergizes with a couple jokers but you still actually have to find those jokers
and if you don't get them it's a completely dead slot
bloodstone, baron, mime, idol and showman all so low :C
"even when it triggers 100% of the time it doesnt do much" you cannot be building around it properly
you have to remember that if you don't get the combos they're completely dead slots
mime i considered higher just because it doubles blue seals
wait not mime
for the record it's gonna be top of b tier
i'm ordering it rn
f tier is absolutely correct and there's zero shot any of them go above f tier except MAYBE baron in d tier
Why do you have the card that makes all face cards golden so high?
baron is like worse bloodstone
i take that 100% of the time
within ~5-6 rounds you have about 30% of your deck fixing your econ for the rest of the run
then you sell it after
you can think of it like being a negative golden joker
it's super powerful because the effect lasts once you've sold it
i think i've won every single gold stake run that i've picked up midas mask
it's so good
the only better econ joker is rebate but that's because you get like 10 bucks a round starting the same round that you picked it up
even if it's rental you can still sell it before you actually beat the round so worst case is that it's a mediocre hermit for early game
You make good points for Midas mask. Personally I would put dna up there s.
midas also dodges rental AND perishable generally
which is extra important for gold stake utility jokers
dna kinda sucks ngl
the big thing is that it's -$1 a round
if you've ever played black deck you know why that's an issue
it also requires you to actually find the card that you're fishing for, in which case you often have to a) already have a good card from a standard pack and b) use most or all of your discards
which leaves you super vulnerable to straight up losing
because the cost of having dna is that you usually lose one hand and a discard or two
it's a massive nerf to your actual in blind performance when you have it
But dna fun. I’m a stencil lover and will always stand by it even if I know it is wrong.
plus it can easily kill your econ (it's what, 8 dollars initially and then -1 dollar every round?)
i agree that it's fun but it's honestly rarely a joker i'll take in the shop
stencil's solid enough
it kinda falls off lategame because realistically it's only ever just a 2x mult
makes it hard to shift builds around too because selling it usually sets you way back
(or buying an important fifth joker)
All good point but you are wrong because stencil never loses
i find it can work well when purchased early since you can often just focus more on planets and deck manipulation instead of buying jokers
but it's absolutely never being purchased past ante 4
honestly i considered putting blackboard as the 4th best joker
realistically speaking it is just straight up slightly worse cavendish
especially since gold stake meta is pairs anyways so
blackboard is consistent with no deck manip but a couple worlds/moons and you're pretty much guaranteed x3 mult for the rest of the run
also most dna targets are winmore
it does make brain happy to see you hit 10 mill off of glass red seal 5oak
but you don't actually need to have your deck be 20 glass red seals
literally just ~5 in a deck is more than enough and you can hit that easily with a cryptid and a few deaths
hell, i can't remember the last time i chose 5oak over 4oak
trib!!
I need to got but thanks for all the info! I should beat gold stake before I am this opinionated anyways.
haha no worries




