Balatro

[opal wadi]

holy shit i NEED this add to hand size voucher

so so surprised i made it that far

but reducing my hand size down that much and making it this far was honestly surprising to me

[clever sentinel]

Yeah you never really wanna take a second ecto if you're playing a baron build

Better to get an antimatter

[opal wadi]

did not know that good info good info (i kinda learned by getting fucked)

getting 2 blue prints literally off rip was crazy tho

[last flame]

you coulda gone to the moon

😔

next time

[opal wadi]

can always try a seeded and try to get as far as i can

i lowkey might do that

only 1 attempt tho

[hallow hazel]

I am gonna blatantly steal Floyd's idea and do a poll on which one of the decks i have left i should clear gold stake with next

[obtuse patrol]

Wait but I spun a wheel lol

[clever sentinel]

Get black deck out of the way

[opal wadi]

^^

not even at gold stakes but ive heard its the worst

[clever sentinel]

I think black and plasma are pretty difficult

[obtuse patrol]

No black deck for last

Bro plasma is not hard cone

Im sorry you played it wrong bro

[clever sentinel]

[hollow burrow]

I think plasma is the easiest deck

so free

maybe ill do black next yall cause yall have been hyping up how hard it is

[last flame]

plasma scaling is just kinda scary esp after purp stake

its kinda hard to just survive while searching for direction halfway through with chips and mult cause then your just dealing with double blinds

[clever sentinel]

I just never got the transition from chips to mult

It doesn't play like any other deck so it's skill issue on my part

[hollow burrow]

its optimizes it

think like if you have 500 total when adding the chips number and the mult number. Worst cases are:

1x499
499x1

thats the lowest scores you could get

but plasma puts it in the middle so 250x250 which is the highest

[last flame]

yeah i get that but

getting to such high areas of the spectrum can be very hard

planet cards have such worse value in plasma for example which can carry some runs

[hollow burrow]

wdym planet cards have great value in plasma

theyre mostly better than any +mult joker card

cause jupiter adds like 17 by itself to your number I think (15 chips 2 mult)

[last flame]

oh tru

[obtuse patrol]

I just never transitioned from chips to mult. Play chips and don't get violet vessel basically

[hollow burrow]

i feel like plasma is the only time youre allowed to play chips

but ultimately a good X mult build is still better

[gleaming goblet]

I have played like 30+ runs on pc and haven’t won, this is my second run on my iPad. I started playing 3-ish days ago

[obtuse patrol]

I didnt take the picture in my run but bro is doen

[hallow hazel]

Shit my bad

Ok i'll do erratic into black

All of those decks are pretty boring

[hollow burrow]

i have no idea what im gonna do with erratic when i get to it

I dont know if i should reset for a good deck or just try and roll with whatever

[clever sentinel]

Ngl that deck is made to spam reset with

[opal wadi]

i figured out how ot use canio

green stake win and made it far

i was able to get the all cards are considered face cards and got canio to like

x20

[hallow hazel]

erratic deck is so boooring

blue stake right now

[main mountain]

I don't play the game too often but my second win ever. played a 2 pair build

[opal wadi]

Did experimenting with that one perkeo seed i found

[gleaming goblet]

both of wins so far are were hard carried by ceremonial dagger

[obtuse patrol]

thank fuck

[obtuse patrol]

🖕

[last flame]

i lowkey just had a really good stone joker run yesterday

i had like 2 marble jokers a bp and a stone joker

[obtuse patrol]

I had 1 stone card lol

[opal wadi]

didnt realise i hadnt won on black deck yet

on pc because playing on phone and pc is making me forget what i have unlocked and what i dont have unlocked LOL

[obtuse patrol]

🙂

[gleaming surge]

2 good runs

i found 3 natural negatives

[gleaming surge]

the second run wouldve gone even dummier if i found a trading card

or if i rerolled water

[hollow burrow]

53 planet cards used by the end of ante 8

[mental wraith]

[opal wadi]

got a really early brainstorm followed by a negative blueprint and had the one that makes all cards face cards with retrigger all face cards and the +5 mult to all face cards LMAO

then there was the baseball i need a better x mult but didnt find any

i actually think i skipped for both the blueprint and brainstorm

[last flame]

i had a double bp run on orange stake plas deck

sadly i couldnt find like any strength

[opal wadi]

[last flame]

got a perkeo run right after tho B)

[opal wadi]

i knew this run wouldnt go far as soon as my only mult was baseball

hell yea

my only perkeo run i lost early but then went back with a couple other decks and finally got perkeo accelorator

was really satisfying to see

[last flame]

im still trying to get a canio or yorick on mobile tho

[opal wadi]

high card with silver kings the mult was nice to watch

[last flame]

i dont think ive ever lost with perkeo

[opal wadi]

oh i got a canio run

i got the mult to like x18

because i had the one joker that made all cards face cards

[last flame]

cus like at a minimum with perkeo u can dup hermits and fools or temps

and just like

[opal wadi]

or considered them face cards

[last flame]

buy your way to victory

[opal wadi]

true true

[last flame]

like thats literally what i did this run

just duped fool and had a temperance

on the fool

and got boot straps and the ox

had like 600 dollars before i got outscaled

[opal wadi]

mr crabs type build

[last flame]

yeah

i really regret not taking the golden ticket i saw

cus i could have gotten SO much more money

[last flame]

does perkeo love me or smth the last 5 legendary jokers I've gotten have been perkeo

[south meadow]

Is perkeo the only one you haven’t gold staked?

[last flame]

uh I haven't gold staked any of them cus I never get legendary jokers in gold stake

like I haven't even seen a canio yet on my phone

[wooden pecan]

it also only applies to gold stake

that’s on orange

[south meadow]

ooooo

[short cosmos]

this is going to be funny

it was in fact, funny

Now if only it was a negative blueprint or brainstorm instead of the hit the road

[last flame]

im honestly kinda confused how you got this to happen in the first place

like

ik u had double tags but like

how

[short cosmos]

Anaglyph deck

also this

should ig et rich rn @last flame

[last flame]

most normal anaglyph deck run

[opal wadi]

i love this deck

[opal wadi]

yall what is this 😭 fucking round 2 aswell

and i just got the hanging chad

what is going on

blue print found this run is locked down i think unless something really fucking stupid happens

yippie i do not know how much farther this will go

yea i lost 2 rounds later LOL

[south meadow]

of all decks to find a nat negative photograph

[opaque spire]

lmao that's rude

[south meadow]

NVM what a shop

[obtuse patrol]

I have 1 joker left

[obtuse patrol]

I had to sell luchador on the most free win of all time because I didnt have a scoring hand on the boss blind

im so mad

[hollow burrow]

Is luchador your last one?

[obtuse patrol]

yeah

[hollow burrow]

Insane time to pull a natural negative egg in the shop

[gleaming goblet]

got my mom to play balatro and she has been pretty addicted

[opaque spire]

oh i have a friend whos last one was luchador also

[hollow burrow]

I guess that means im done with magic deck now

[gleaming surge]

a fraudulent run held up by 2 bananas and a lot of tarot cards

all my glass broke in this one blind

[last flame]

pretty good

[obtuse patrol]

hate watchers

[opal wadi]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

[obtuse patrol]

I cant stress how insane a break/mental reset goes for this shit

[opal wadi]

[mental wraith]

Jesus

[gleaming surge]

o7

[last flame]

looks inside

[opal wadi]

first shop has mime and baron

what the fuck

[last flame]

if u lose u deserve it

actually I pray u don't get

[opal wadi]

im blaming you

i blame you that i lost

[last flame]

😱

didn't block the plant

[obtuse patrol]

Mine baron is actually a terrible start tho

Like you usually do lose

[wooden pecan]

i mean

not really?

ikwym though

[obtuse patrol]

You have no deck control or in hand mult

It's good unsupported cards

[wooden pecan]

i guess but like

you’re one planet away from it being pretty good

one king with baron + mime is the same as having two polychromes

so drop one jupiter or something and you’re 13.5mult

[last flame]

I feel like If you play around it, it's very nice

[wooden pecan]

then all you need is some chariot/death/hanged man etc

[obtuse patrol]

Yeah they're good jokers but like 1 unlucky hand and your ggs

[wooden pecan]

true

straights

[last flame]

True enough ig

[obtuse patrol]

Like I get that ideally it's good but you're not getting ideal most runs

[opal wadi]

me getting stuck on the blind that only allows you to play 1 hand

[last flame]

oh yeah that makes sense

[opal wadi]

purple stake is fucking me UP

[dusk island]

i’d say that’s when it gets hard

[opal wadi]

[hollow burrow]

purple chip scaling is rough

orange and gold arent that bad

[last flame]

purple scale is really the roadblock for me

cus once you figure it out on that deck its perishable and rentals aren't to terrible to deal with

[opal wadi]

Found anothrr perkeo thing

I think its in the first spectral pack skip

Round 3 or smth

Nvm round 2

[opal wadi]

Ok actually its just the second spectral pack you open

[wooden pecan]

rentals definitely aren't that bad but perishables are pretty rough

especially because they're the "stop skipping blinds idiot" stakes

[opal wadi]

How often do yall get a legendary joker and said joker is perkeo

Because i just got another perkeo seed

[last flame]

its the only legendary i get

[clever sentinel]

The one I get the least is Canio

I've only gotten bro twice ever

[opal wadi]

Dang

[opal wadi]

But like how often

[last flame]

like every 5-8 runs i get a leg

[opal wadi]

Because i feel like out of the past 10 runs ive gotten it 3

[last flame]

ive had ac ouple back to backs tho

[opal wadi]

Dang

[last flame]

ive only had like 2 or 3 meanful legendary runs

the rest just come at a time that they just dont work

like canio and trib on abandoned deck

[opal wadi]

i just had such a free win on purple deck

with the eternal bus and then the one joker that destroys a joker and gains mult

and i FUCKING PLAYED A FACE CARD BECAUSE I FORGOT I HAD THE BUS AT +35 MULT

[hallow hazel]

Dude i have almost all gold stakes beaten, 120 hours in the game and i just realized i never completed my collection

[opal wadi]

im working on doing that rn whilst building up to gold stakes

what one even is that

[hallow hazel]

I think it makes cards appear in shop with enchantments?

kind of hard to get cause there really isn't a reason to pick the voucher if you don't have hologram

actively griefs your game

[obtuse patrol]

[opal wadi]

i see i see

[mental wraith]

I also dont have that one for same reason

[opal wadi]

Silly build

Then i decided to seitch one chad for a baron ik not smart but it was funny

[last flame]

mayb could have worked if you already had deck fixing but

[opal wadi]

Yeaa

I had a few polychrome kings and queens and one had a red seal

Oh they were also lucky

[gleaming surge]

lucky cards with 2 chad 🤤

[opal wadi]

and 3 photographed i was getting good numbers with that

[gleaming surge]

i heart photochad

i just threw a run with early blueprint + brainstorm

[last flame]

no short term strength??

[gleaming surge]

i forgot to use all my discards for the +15 mult joker

[last flame]

😔

[gleaming surge]

just wasnt paying attention

i couldve survived

i just realized too late

generational throw

[opal wadi]

i hate when i have a mult that depends on something and i forget about it

+35 bus and i played a king

huh

intresting

and i lost due to me not being used to the scaling

i click new run to fast because i already lost the seed

[last flame]

wth

how th do you lose that

😨

[opal wadi]

im not good at balatro brother

this is not new

[last flame]

all it take is time my friend

[opal wadi]

yea

just not there yet

[gaunt zenith]

finally got 1 mil in a turn (I suck at this game)

[opal wadi]

[gaunt zenith]

brothers in arms

or lack there of

[opal wadi]

[gaunt zenith]

either way time to die in endless very quickly

told ya

[normal matrix]

its a hard game to learn

[opal wadi]

[serene urchin]

Chicot does not exist on my acc stg

[opal wadi]

i get that bitch all the time

on pc at least

then on phone its always perkeo

there been like 2 canios but istg its only perkeo

[obtuse patrol]

Chicot is all I ever see

[opaque spire]

hell yeah

[obtuse patrol]

It's time for me to make a tier list of all jokers now that I'm done with ++

[obtuse patrol]

DUDE

Face plant

[opal wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-falling-on-snow-frieren-falls-on-snow-frieren-faceplant-on-snow-sousou-no-frieren-frieren-tired-gif-2984850760477554558

[obtuse patrol]

Dude the joker tierlist took me like 3 hours man

I can hear my voice get worse as the recording goes on. Thats wild

[opal wadi]

i can imagine

its tough talkin for that long 💀

[obtuse patrol]

As a yapper it's easy to talk that long but the repercussions are strong

[opal wadi]

[obtuse patrol]

I never realized how much the little breaks help.

[opal wadi]

this is very true

[opal wadi]

i just got a single use of the + mult banana

shoot the baron

i unfortunately was not able to find more deaths or silver card things to get higher hands

still a pretty fun run i will say

[short cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-gros-michel-michael-gif-13012339125030911492

[hallow hazel]

Michael is an opp, it will die immediately when i am desperate for some flat mult but it will stick around forever when i just want it to die

Fuck Micheal

[wooden pecan]

my goat michael sticked around for 5 antes and 12(?) rounds to get himself a gold sticker

i’ve had nothing but respect for him since

[gaunt zenith]

finally beat green stake

[last flame]

✊

[obtuse patrol]

Wait until you gotta fight green eggs or green ham

[obtuse patrol]

o7

[opal wadi]

holy

[obtuse patrol]

No red seals and no hand size increases

[opal wadi]

[gleaming surge]

o7

[hallow hazel]

Gold stake done on erratic

This deck was so boring

Time for black deck...

[azure cypress]

yoooo

[opal wadi]

this is fucking sick 😭

[last flame]

omg the teto cards r so good

[gleaming surge]

o7

[south meadow]

why does your shoot the moon look like taht

[gleaming surge]

wdym

oh it's foil

[last flame]

your foil look kinda werid lmao

[gleaming surge]

?

[opaque spire]

it does look weird

is that custom

[gleaming surge]

i dont think so

i dont have any mods

[opaque spire]

[hollow burrow]

I was thinking the same thing lol i thought i was just crazy

[last flame]

• that fortune teller putting in 0 work

[gleaming surge]

the naturally negative dna was a god send for this build

[gleaming surge]

i couldnt find anything valuable

[last flame]

nah that's fair

bro was prolly carrying early game

[gleaming surge]

not even i bought him quite late

he had about 100 mult

[last flame]

dang

[clever sentinel]

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X · Mar 13, 2025, 5:12 AM

So awesome

[opal wadi]

This is awesome

[last flame]

yoink

[hollow burrow]

If only i could have the teto cards on mobile 😔

[hollow burrow]

I was finally able to play with rocks in my pockets again although i wasnt able to find hologram

I think i had 26 stone cards

[last flame]

pretty good

you stayed rock hard

[obtuse patrol]

Stencil e

[warped knoll]

[hollow burrow]

Absolutely insane run wtf

[obtuse patrol]

What you don't see is all the Kings are worth anywhere from 195 to 285 chips because I had hiker for a long time

[opal wadi]

Boutta be the biggest payout of my life in balatro

[charred pawn]

wealthy af

[opal wadi]

Most odd seed ive gotten i got alot of nrgative jokers carried the temperance and also got a negative brainstorm

[obtuse patrol]

ahh hell yeah

[opal wadi]

Im about to be LOADED with jokers

I can barely tell whats going on with my jokers but its winning so who cares

Spoke to soon but it was a pretty silly seed

[wooden pecan]

jimbo is down

also loyalty card and club joker

jimbo is huge though

[wooden pecan]

holy SHIT

hologram was the only one here that i had a gold sticker on

that's 10 gold stickers in two runs

[wooden pecan]

4 more!

lusty finger smeared crazy

[south meadow]

anyone tried the ranked mod?

[last flame]

I have tried the ranked part but the multiplayer mod is super fun

[last flame]

flint my biggest op

[azure cypress]

dumbest random seed run ever

[last flame]

holy

thats lowkey nuts

[clever sentinel]

I cheated in infinite hands and I just lost my run to The Eye

[gleaming surge]

doid

good run

should have rerolled boss

:P

[opal wadi]

[last flame]

just tried crypted

this shit is so unbalanced

[azure cypress]

damn right

highly reccomend tryign pokermon and the multiplayer mod. thoose 2 mods are so incredibbly awesome

[last flame]

oh yeah ive done the multiplayer mod thats why i got mods setup in the firstp lace

i just realized i like dont really have much of a save file on pc and really only grind gold stake on my phone so like why not

my golden joker really popped off

im at ante 7 fyi

[gleaming surge]

perhaps the luckiest cat

[gaunt zenith]

this might be a goated run incoming

run is getting spicy already

nevermind

yeah I'm closing the game wtf

[hallow hazel]

Blud fell for the blueprint first ante, many such cases

[obtuse patrol]

Nah bro blueprint is an always take

[gaunt zenith]

blueprint my beloved

and vagabond

[obtuse patrol]

They won't put respect on bros name but his jersey is gonna be in the fucking rafters

[gaunt zenith]

marble go brrrrrr

11.5x on holo

[opal wadi]

Holo my beloved

[gleaming surge]

o7

no baron is just unfortunate

[last flame]

pretty solid for baronless

[last flame]

I found the baron

I need some gold rn

never thought I'd be in a position to sell the yorick

this run is going VERY well

got psychiced after rerolling a plant

[opal wadi]

i got a perishable invis joker

and then i was like fuck it i got a triboulet why not try for it

and i won

and i got a sock and buskin

its so over unless the plant kills me

[last flame]

just get the chicot

[opal wadi]

So i am at work and that has evolved and im ante 7 still no plant i think im safe at least to win

Also its now sock and busjin, photograph, the 2 triboulets, oops all 6's, mail n rebate, and the+hand size

Temperance eating good

[last flame]

the Oops is putting in God's work

[opal wadi]

I have yet to get a lucky card from arcana pacjs and its lowkey making me mad

Because imagine getting +20 mult and then triggering the triboulet

[last flame]

It's OK value

Id recommend hunting for a poly chrome red seal lucky king my friend

[gaunt zenith]

I don't have a screenshot forgot to show but I got yorick while I had an eternal burglar

quite upsetting

[last flame]

😔

[opal wadi]

Thats what i was doing bruh

But for now any lucky cards will do

I havent found any of the tarot card that let you maje lucky cards

[opal wadi]

ok i am now home and i traded the photo for a eternal blueprint

literlaly was able to get lucky cards on this round where i died

pretty fun tho

[last flame]

[gleaming surge]

o7

[hollow burrow]

"im waiting for a good skip"

[gleaming surge]

voucher skip showed up for the big blind of this ante

if only i had dna or found a bean

[last flame]

bean hand size gaming

[gleaming surge]

really funny run

this started because i needed to unlock invisible joker

theyre all at x21

[clever sentinel]

yoooooo rick

[opal wadi]

holy shit 😭

[obtuse patrol]

Ex 21 that mother fucker used to be savage

[hallow hazel]

Btw if you have multiple copies of baron and mime you want to copy them equally (actually i think slightly more baron)

Not sure if it was enough to reach e20 but it's a big difference

[gleaming surge]

i had it all on baron cause of all my golds

[last flame]

yeah that makes sense

[gleaming surge]

just was moving the mime in case i magically won

cause with the gold cards it would be 3 1.5x triggering 3 times

with steel it was imbalanced but it was better to have the golds scoring more

i checked before dying and it wasnt that big a deal

[frosty tinsel]

Time to get back on this grind i guess, need to get all decks unlocked o.o

But bluestake is a damn pain

[gleaming surge]

just greed and roll discard voucher early

just found a brainstorm in a judgement

i may have greeded far too hard and it MAY have killed me

[obtuse patrol]

This is my second most viewed video now it has beaten my last demo record and it's only been 7 days

Shout out balatro bro people fuck with this game heavy

[last flame]

I balatroed all over the place

[hollow burrow]

Kinda killed that thumbnail and title

I might click that one if it came across my feed

Oh my god but its 4 hours theres no way id finish it

[mental wraith]

Background vid

Ppl yearn for the long ass videos to put on the background

[last flame]

Roffle lite the goat of that

[gaunt zenith]

guys it might've been a pair run

burnt + space goes crazy

[gaunt zenith]

W video

[hollow burrow]

Rush grinding material for sure

[opal wadi]

Its a good watch

[azure cypress]

the community is one of the best

this video of mine gained like 22k views in the past 2 weeks and im just so happy people finally found it

[obtuse patrol]

I know nothing about the community for the game lol but they seem active

Glad your vid got popping too. I've seen similar ones but I'm not sure if it was this one or not

[austere rune]

i just got balatro

and

the hype is real

its so peak

i get it now

[obtuse patrol]

Yeeeeer

[opal wadi]

indeed it is

[austere rune]

i did it

[last flame]

nice

what negative joker did you get

[austere rune]

zany

i think it ws called

[last flame]

hmm nice win!

[opal wadi]

WOOO

[austere rune]

im awesome sauce

finished this run with over a minute to spare b4 bed time

[azure cypress]

they are, the modding scene is insane too, highly reccomend joining the balatro discord and just browsing their modding channel]

[obtuse patrol]

despite being a mod in this server idk if those kinds of servers are really my thing lol

Idk if id ever really look at it

[azure cypress]

real talk

[opal wadi]

i need 4 more vouchers and 3 more jokers and then i have the whole collection

[last flame]

im missing a single joker rn

oh and the second playing card voucher

[opal wadi]

another triboulet build

i stumbled upon this going for the $400 joker and voucher hunting

brainstorm, sock, business card, reverse parking, and triboulet

had that one joker that turned all scores jokers into gold cards so i got gold cards for econ aswell

need more arcana packs for deck shaping because i have WAAAY to many non kings and queens in my deck rn

hiker is also doing numbers for my chips value

moooooooooooney

[gleaming surge]

?!

[opal wadi]

the brain is storming

[gleaming surge]

first shop brainstorm

if only i was on yellow deck </3

[opal wadi]

oh boy

[gleaming surge]

woahg

[iron spade]

[gleaming surge]

perhaps copy baron

[opal wadi]

i got an invis and it copied the

mime

try to copy whatever else i can tbh

[gleaming surge]

i mean brainstorm

[opal wadi]

oh

erhm

i see the plant

im fucked

[gleaming surge]

its good to keep it balanced

[opal wadi]

[gleaming surge]

classic

dig uber hard for luchador

[opal wadi]

10 vouchers and no reroll

[opal wadi]

i have to pray

o7

[gleaming surge]

o7

[opal wadi]

only missing 1 joker and 2 vouchers now

[gleaming surge]

woah!!

i believe

[opal wadi]

i wanna unlock everything before i continue gold stake runs

thats the only reason i got these 2 high score runs LOL

[gleaming surge]

mhmhm

[opal wadi]

streamer luck off stream

[last flame]

did I just get streamer luck????

[hollow burrow]

God damn that build is crazy

On abandoned deck too

Love it when hack works

[hollow burrow]

Oh wait thats yellow im blind

[last flame]

I went from having a single mail n rebate to all that stuff in a single shop

[hollow burrow]

I had a similar run earlier actually, i was scraping by but had a mail in rebate and eventually it paid off and i got everything i needed to score like 1 million by ante 5

[last flame]

I scored a mil ante 3

I'm greeding like fucking crazy

It's white stake and I'm going for collections so

nr trying for any highscores

[opal wadi]

If yiy make it ro naneinf yes

[last flame]

mayb if I find a baron

[opal wadi]

Get oops all 6's negative 15 times and go lucky card red seal poly heart cards

[last flame]

how would that help

u only need 3 Oops for guaranteed mult

[opal wadi]

Yea but 15

Because why not

Just rememver i will almost never givw you a logical answer it will be bull shit because i felt like saying it

[last flame]

ok bro 💀 💀 💀

[opal wadi]

[last flame]

[opal wadi]

But then again sometimes i might be useful youll never know

[last flame]

surely then 8 ball will hit

[opal wadi]

Nope itll find a way not to

[gleaming surge]

ROUND 8??

[opal wadi]

Photo, chad, idol, blueprint, gold seal poly lucky kings

[opal wadi]

1 more voucher dude

1 fucking more

FINALLY

holy shit

[hollow burrow]

wait the last thing you needed was a voucher???

[obtuse patrol]

[opal wadi]

the fucking antimatter one avoided me like i was the black plague dude

[hollow burrow]

thats crazy lmao

[last flame]

IT WAS ANTIMATTER?

[opal wadi]

YES DUDE

THAT AND THE SECOND FUCKING HAT TRICK ONE

they WOULD not show up

it was EVERYTHING else

i had nearly every other fucking voucher one run and no blank voucher

i was missing the second boss blind reroll and the second reroll cost down voucher

to have every single voucher except blank and anitmatter

[last flame]

oh yeah the hat trick one is the one I was missing

[gleaming surge]

how do i do the 12 rounds joker unlock

whats the meta

for that

like whats the optimal skipping locations

[hollow burrow]

definitely run anaglyph and skip every small blind id say

you get to play like big blinds so just play them when the skips are bad or when you need the shop or something

of course if youd rather double the big blind tag just play the small so you can double thats just on a judgement call

[opal wadi]

i lowkey just skipped all of the things and got insanely lucky with my jokers

LMAO

[hollow burrow]

yeah that too lol

i think i did something similar it didnt take that long

[normal matrix]

i just did plasma + stuntman

reset first two skips for rare joker tag

[last flame]

I personally skipped every blind and got a throwback from a judgement ante 1

[short cosmos]

Mhmhm

[hollow burrow]

I love spamming planets for a free dub

[gaunt zenith]

ain't no way we be watching this shit at the same time

ignore how you're in the past

anyway time to channel your balatro+yard combo into free wins

[hollow burrow]

It was, in fact, free wins

I even got roasted for it mid run. Truly an experience

[gaunt zenith]

the shit the yard be doing

in a single hand btw

also slime grinding clock tower is something i never thought I'd know

[opal wadi]

Hell yea

[opal wadi]

Just wait till you start scoring e scores in a single hand

[gaunt zenith]

am I close?

I assume e's start at trillion

nvm i'm dead

I can't get 47 bill

that's a high score by like 300x

[opal wadi]

I dont actually know when it starts

It kinda just does

[last flame]

uh

I think it's quadrillion

[gaunt zenith]

I hate the plant 🙂

I was already scraping by bro

[opal wadi]

Me to

[last flame]

eternal para gets planted ante 4 💀 💀 💀 💀

[gaunt zenith]

today I learned burglar fully counters the needle

sick

thanks bro

[last flame]

burglar is just the goat

[gaunt zenith]

I HATE THE FUCKING PLANT

HANGING DNA BLUEPRINT PHOTOCARD HOLOGRAM

FUCK RIGHT OFF MAN

[last flame]

did u not roll down for a luchador?

[gaunt zenith]

no cause I forgot to do that

[last flame]

sadge

[gaunt zenith]

plus legit every time i've tried rolling for luchador it never comes

yet when I'm doing amazing he looooves showing up

and tbh I made a terrible mistake going for DNA over bloodstone

I was thinking too much about hologram if I just took blueprint instead of both I would've lived and won for sure

[gleaming surge]

luchador and mr bones have saved me so many times

[hallow hazel]

Bruh unseeded ante 2

[austere rune]

black deck pisses me off

[wooden pecan]

just won gold stake with a hand size of four and a credit card/bull engine

got credit card to gold stake

[gleaming surge]

eternal egg

[south meadow]

won my first ranked balatro game

its so so sick

[opal wadi]

i was sayin balatro would be a sick esport lowkey

[azure cypress]

yall aint even on my level

[normal matrix]

go for 3

[azure cypress]

i woulda that game if it wasnt a multiplayer game

[gaunt zenith]

one of my runs that was omega scuffed and yet I somehow barely beat ever blind, I lost on the ante 8 boss but mr bones activated and I won

dumbest win and I also think the moment I fell in love with the game

[opal wadi]

Only showman build

[timid belfry]

https://i.imgur.com/HXvaLTd.png new balatro peeb

[last flame]

holy moly

[timid belfry]

i was hoping for a ectoplasm but like no luck unfortunately

[opal wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/holy-moly-gif-2379897567703251318

[wooden pecan]

i do buy eternal egg sometimes

44 for spare trousers and x5.25 for hologram

the vagabond sticker is FINALLY over

also got clever joker which is nice because 80chips on two pair isn't great

(also level 10 two pair)

115/150

[dusky verge]

Fuck this game

[opal wadi]

Thats why yellow decks my goat

[gaunt zenith]

HOLY RIFF RAFF THANKS BRO

[hollow burrow]

Riff raff gave me hanging chad the other day and i got photograph later that run so it was gg

Every once in a while riff raff clutches up

[gaunt zenith]

I always pick riff raff up early

cause at worst it's secretly an econ joker

and at best it gives you free wins

and yeah the amount of times riff raff has given me photograph or ballot is too many it's such an underrated card

nat negative going into verdant leaf

this game loves to fuck me over, a lot

a lot a lot

but sometimes it's really nice to me

[sly cypress]

Don’t kill him

He’s still just a boy 💔

[gaunt zenith]

sadly he died minutes after 😔

and then I died shortly after cause my hearts got turned off

but hey he single handedly made my run a for sure win

he died a hero

[hollow burrow]

Oops all X mult

[last flame]

your planet cards better have been eating good

[hollow burrow]

Yeah its the planet deck so its just jupiter, jupiter, jupiter, jupiter

[sly cypress]

Jupiter scaling

[last flame]

There are better options but it's consistent so

I get it

[hollow burrow]

Lets goooo

[opal wadi]

Funny baron run

Hook sucks :(

[clever sentinel]

Hook 2

[wooden pecan]

uhhhhhh

[last flame]

finally finished plasma deck gold stake shit was so ass

[sly cypress]

negative splash what da hel

[last flame]

natural negative splash

free sticker 🦅

[mossy sierra]

i did a run of balatro :)

[last flame]

wealth

[warped knoll]

That’s vanilla right

[mossy sierra]

yeah

pretty sure

[hollow burrow]

Another gold stake done

[gaunt zenith]

ask and you'll fucking recieve I guess 😭

[normal matrix]

me when i buy the cavendish that turns me into a caveman

[gaunt zenith]

lmao

I missed out omega hard on getting the joker that's unlocked by playing a 5 card hand of all golds btw

fml

[last flame]

died because I couldn't get a observatory

very sad

I did hit 100% tho so that's pretty sweet

[wooden pecan]

literally the least fun deck

[wooden pecan]

nice ice cream/rebate stickers too

[hollow burrow]

Is rebate a hard one to get usually?

I think its a really good card, carried my econ here for sure cause i could just move the blueprint over before discarding

[last flame]

i think mail is a pretty easy one

that joker is goated

[hollow burrow]

Ice cream for sure though im happy to get that

Realized a bit ago i dont even have white sticker popcorn 💀

[austere rune]

fucked myself over by lowering hand size too much

💔

[quick maple]

[fiery wharf]

[fiery wharf]

[hollow burrow]

I looked at the top of the screen and i was like "oh thats kinda silly" then i looked at the score and it was just

[gleaming surge]

o7

i had a hack

quad wees

[forest mesa]

fookin diabolical

[obtuse patrol]

Nvidia type shit

[last flame]

I beat gold stake red deck

I feel so free of plasma

actually sm easier

[native trellis]

it’s only ante 4 and got a crazy build 🤑

[gleaming surge]

holyshit poly perkeo

[last flame]

dayummm

[sly cypress]

the plant is coming

[normal matrix]

i think your normal joker mightve printed wrong?

[gleaming surge]

thats so weird

its some sort of misprint joker

[normal matrix]

... say that again

[native trellis]

my friend who actually printed these, when she went to the company with this card, they contacted her and asked "hey, was this a misprint?"

[dusk island]

no way they actually said that 😭

[austere rune]

wait chat is this awesome sauce

is this overkill

man i think i won

[mental wraith]

Ily

[austere rune]

bwah, fiorst very far run ,.

early polychrome yorick absolutely carried

[native trellis]

shoutout yorick

[timid belfry]

playing pokermon hack on stream and mewtwo fucked me over a shiny

[native trellis]

wrong thread oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[austere rune]

lets go gambling

[native trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-teahiko-inoue-balatro-impact-tea-sakuga-piece-gif-14922322746567519916

[austere rune]

(not a single one landed the 1/5)

[austere rune]

i would but i then proceeded to lose the run

[timid belfry]

:3
https://i.imgur.com/YOCHde1.png

[austere rune]

oh goodness.

[timid belfry]

btw, should play it pokermon mod is kinda peak

[austere rune]

this cannot be good for ANYONE

[timid belfry]

to explain the jokers:
Misdreavus: face cards lose up to 6 when scored, gain double lost chips
Tinkaton - played cards give mult, debuffs 20 non steels, played steels are like glass
cubone - Gives 6+ mult holding a consumable

• Dodrio - 22.4 mult when scoring 3 face cards or full house
• Gyarados - 3x mult
• Raichu - Turns negative after $120, $2 for every joker, caps at 16,
• Hypno - .4 per unique planet card
• Boltund - Mult + Money for straight
• Mewtwo - Turns jokers polychrome

[gleaming surge]

??

i had double yorick with perkeo, found ANOTHER soul card sold my second yorick and got trib

and bp bs

silly silly run

im getting close to finishing my collection

hit the road jack is my last joker to unlock

then i just need erratic deck and my collection will be complete

[gleaming surge]

ik that selling the yorick was a misplay but it was fun

i had gang

[native trellis]

oh im a fool 💔

[timid belfry]

https://i.imgur.com/s1W7g8D.png fuck

mimikyu couldn't save me

[last flame]

i couldn't find any retriggers

[austere rune]

i choked 💔

[timid belfry]

should tyry it, kinda fun :3

[gleaming surge]

im just realizing i have crazy luck

[last flame]

Wait I didn't realize you where talking about balatro with the pokemon stuff

that's so cool wth

[timid belfry]

yeah LMAO

https://www.nexusmods.com/balatro/mods/58

[austere rune]

you've GOT to be fucking me bro

[sly cypress]

did you have your jokers in proper order

[austere rune]

no i forgor

💔

#braindeath

[austere rune]

21 hours under a week

i really dont have a life do i

[last flame]

hahaha

have you started playing balatro while driving

[austere rune]

im dont have a drivers license so i play it whilst piloting a plane

[last flame]

https://tenor.com/view/neon-white-absolute-cinema-neon-absolute-gif-12778345505084858184

[azure cypress]

i played a recent update to the multiplayer mod and was able to battle 16 people at the same time it was so lit

[forest mesa]

i downloaded cryptid and everything but as soon as i select a deck to play it crashes without fail

and idk why i followed a recent guide to a T

[gleaming goblet]

I’ve been playing on my iPad at night before I go to sleep the past couple of days and my runs go so much better for some reason. I’ll play at my pc and be losing runs like crazy then all of a sudden have really good runs on iPad

[last flame]

werid you might be missing some mods

try reinstalling smods and it's other requirements

[last flame]

what the fuckkkk

[austere rune]

played w boot, burnt and stencil for most the run, sold burnt and got supernova like 2 rounds before losing 💔💔

checkered deck

so easy flushes

[dusky verge]

Fuck this game

[mental wraith]

The plant is coming the plant is coming the plant is coming

[timid belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKQ-t9-4-30&feature=youtu.be

[azure cypress]

playing a ranked multiplayer match, get this fucking build AND STILL LOSE

shoot me dead (BUT DONT TOMODACHI LIFE 2026 BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY)

[austere rune]

hey thats yhe pokemon guy

he makes Pokémon Mathd videos

[timid belfry]

he does!

[austere rune]

anyways this Game is awesome

#BrokenHearted

500 dolar 💔💔💔

i actually threw cus i had 2 whichever joker adds the others sell values

but i sold both of them for space for s legendary

and it was perkeo

on ante 8

i threw 💔💔💔

my greed

[last flame]

late legendaries r super risky

[hollow burrow]

Cant find any tarot cards at all bro 😔

Basic ass deck

[last flame]

only 4 jokers?

are you sure you arent playing painted?

[gleaming surge]

you gotta unlock invis at some point

[quick maple]

have you bought blank voucher 10 times yet

[gleaming surge]

grrr

oh also i discovered all of the jokers

just need erratic deck for my collection to be complete

[hollow burrow]

did you play small blind even with no reward money?

I always skip the first small blind above white stake

[gleaming surge]

oh true..

i never thought about that

[last flame]

I usually don't skip unless it's a free shop or 25 on boss

building interest is important

[gleaming surge]

thats what i was thinking

[last flame]

3 dollars plus a shop is pretty big

[sly cypress]

horrible idea

[gleaming surge]

meow

[last flame]

wowie

[hollow burrow]

Works well, just reset for a good first tag

You pretty much always finish big blind with 10 bucks + whatever tag you chose

So youre at 2 interest with a rare/uncommon/polychrome joker or a free shop or 25 bucks after boss blind waiting

[sly cypress]

polychrome sucks
half the uncommon list sucks

its mainly just rare and 25 bucks

[hollow burrow]

Polychrome good, it makes an otherwise okay joker very usable

[sly cypress]

1.5x mult is like

fckin nothing half the time

[hollow burrow]

I mean its more important to me than the like 3 dollars max id get out of playing small blind and getting an extra shop while im still broke

[sly cypress]

Not only are you probably wasting a joker slot on something useless for 1.5x mult, you’re skipping an entire shop

A small blind is an entire shop

[hollow burrow]

Yeah but its a shop while you have like 7 dollars tops

Unless youre playing yellow or green decks youre too broke to get most things, if its something really good and also affordable chances are youll be out of it flat broke

[sly cypress]

Yeah and that guaranteed joker from the first shop could just take you from ante 1 big blind to ante 2 big/boss blind in one hand each blind in which you’ll make more money than just skipping

You’re skipping that reliability for something so rng dependant

Or better yet you take the blind, don’t buy anything and boom free interest

Which is very helpful

[hollow burrow]

I mean isnt that also rng dependent though? Just hoping to get something good enough from the guaranteed buffoon pack?

[sly cypress]

Yeah but it’s way more consistent than tags

You’re just throwing away runs for something which you’ll probably just throw out for something better anyway

[hollow burrow]

Still disagree but if it works for you

[forest mesa]

run was a bit good

[gaunt zenith]

Today i learned the psychic makes DNA not proc if you only play 1 card

I thought DNA would go off and then the card would say not allowed but oh well

[clever sentinel]

Yeah the cards need to score for it to proc

So if they’re debuffed in any way you’re cooked

[forest mesa]

rough

[normal matrix]

i swear i’ve used dna on plant tho

[clever sentinel]

Wait

No you’re totally right I’m thinking of something else

[gaunt zenith]

well okay

bro I have a god seed I've hit 3 four of a kinds in a row

[timid belfry]

https://i.imgur.com/HoK3Dmr.png holy

should've had a few more mult jokers cause like jesus christ

the only thing i was dealing with was the zapdos, a magmortar and a snorlax for mult

[mossy sierra]

omg i lost a run to that recently!

[wooden pecan]

fucking FINALLY

got seltzer

119/150

that's every food joker!

thank god

[sly cypress]

food joker
hand sanitiser

yummy

[wooden pecan]

do you

know what seltzer is

wait i'm trying to google this

literally where did you get hand sanitizer from???

this isn't like a british thing is it

[sly cypress]

wh

[sly cypress]

I DIDNT KNOW

IM BRITISH MY BAD

😭

[sly cypress]

i just assumed because of the art

[wooden pecan]

DO YOU CALL HAND SANITIZER SELTZER??????????

[sly cypress]

i have poor eyesight

[sly cypress]

im sorry i didnt think about it,.........

[wooden pecan]

FOUR GOLD STICKERS

119 -> 123 STICKERS BAYBEEEEEE

by the way the hologram was x10.25 if you were wondering

[opal wadi]

Hologram my beloved

[wooden pecan]

got 8-ball (and obelisk)

125/150 gold stickers

i still have 3 legendaries left lmaooo

two full pages of gold stickers

it's beautiful

[wooden pecan]

perkeo particle accelerator nets me three more gold stickers

i legit couldn't find another joker i needed a sticker on lmaoooo

(i was running clubs)

128/150

shame i couldn't find some random useless joker before i won though

that was literally a 1 joker setup

granted at this point there are exactly two common jokers i don't have gold sticker on

[forest mesa]

GAMBLING

[opaque spire]

https://tenor.com/view/gamblecore-stickman-casino-gamble-gif-7118676210396292522

[obtuse patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/bossmanjack-gif-5273100282055940964

[azure cypress]

GAMBLE

[south meadow]

peak balatroright here

[austere rune]

just made 60k at the casino

too bad i had to pay 12k in child support

now im 172k down.

[azure cypress]

truth

how is that dark mode mod, saw it but it looks a little too weird for me

[south meadow]

yeah its strange

i really like the dark mode jokers but the cards took a while to get used to

[azure cypress]

there was a dark mode mod in the demo era that was cool it just had dark cards without the gloss, i liked that

[south meadow]

i think withought the high contrast colours itll be better

[azure cypress]

the jokers from that mod are sick tho

[wooden pecan]

got even steven, order, AND to the moon

131/150

final 20 jokers!

[last flame]

first time playing extra credit and i get a crazy ass run