Balatro

[quick maple]

this one

those are my favourite balatro ytbers

for learning watch balatro uni

hes the best balatro player by a long shot unless im forgetting about someone

for entertainment watch skootie i love him

[wooden pecan]

i mostly watch roffle

[quick maple]

roffle is kinda boring but really good background noise

i watched him for most of my ammy runs i think

[wooden pecan]

he's very calm

if i wanted excited commentary i'd watch carlsagan42

i watch mtga/pvzh content as well

legendvd is like roffle; calm

cgb is more like fry em up

i like the calm balatro gameplay

[opaque spire]

roffle is great

[last flame]

hes so calm yet says some of like the funniest shit if you pay attention to him for a bit def the peak of background sound

[hollow burrow]

Yippee

[wooden pecan]

https://medal.tv/games/balatro/clips/jCiLuo3ldrjZEaxZ3?invite=cr-MSx2TEQsMzI1NTgyMjE1LA

[wooden pecan]

i love ancient joker so much

[opaque spire]

run just went out of control when i got brainstorm cavendish and the trio on the same ante

[opal wadi]

me fr

except i know my problem

i try skipping to many blinds early and then lose because of my greed

[hollow burrow]

I reset for good skips on first ante and usually only skip there unless i find throwback

or if im on anaglyph or something

then ill sometimes skip small blind on high stakes if i have nothing to gain from playing it cause no reward money

[south meadow]

red card saves the day again

[clever sentinel]

tyshi

[hollow burrow]

I love baseball card

Got my deck fixed to only clubs and spades here too so it was just flushes and flush fives all around

[last flame]

was a good run on mobile

[dusk island]

with no chalkboard?

baseball is so banger though

[hollow burrow]

I had chalkboard but replaced it with polychrome constellation

I could only sell that chalkboard or the baseball card and I figured with it being polychrome i only needed to use some planet cards and it would end up being better than chalkboard

and i had double discount voucher and double overstock and double reroll voucher so finding 1 dollar planet cards was easy

[dusk island]

banger

[timid belfry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1319455849961357382/1336291442586288148/move-along-pal-v0-finezzwaszge1.webp?ex=67a345e3&is=67a1f463&hm=3b1078ef503b2f54f25d77d94266611dcb535cbddd48e104a2c284e1ec2fc51e&

[opaque spire]

this ones for the red card believers

x2.9 x2.4

[iron spade]

embed failure laugh at this uer

[opaque spire]

bloodstone 🐐

[hollow burrow]

negative paradolia and sock and buskin???

dream build

[iron spade]

It’s one of the challenges

The business card and paradolia. I got really lucky w the sock n buskin

[dusk island]

oh yeah that challenge is fun

[iron spade]

I did like four challenges today lmao

[iron spade]

On a Knife's Edge: Saved by Yorick

this run ended up being knife, fodder, bloodstone, yorick

[south meadow]

first good seeing double ive had

straight build

[patent spindle]

Not me just now realizing that "Hit the Road" and its effect is a reference to the fucking "Hit the Road Jack" song-

[serene urchin]

wouldve been better if it was based around destroying jacks but then it overlaps too much with canio 💔

[patent spindle]

"And don't you come back no more" turned into "I want you to come back as often as possible actually"

[serene urchin]

honestly 😭

turns your deck into desperately wanting to find jacks as soon as possible lmao

[patent spindle]

Actually question for the chat

When you're on checkered deck, do you lean more towards hearts or spades?

[opaque spire]

bloodstone

it probably depends on what tarot cards the game gives me tbh

think that's how I played checkered deck anyway

it was my first deck I played properly

[patent spindle]

Yeah I guess the question here is bloodstone or blackboard

[opaque spire]

blackboard did carry my gold stake run tho

[dusk island]

both are good, usually it’s as bree said where i go by whatever the tarot cards say

[gloomy crystal]

chat did they fucking remove Jupiters or something

9 antes in and ive only seen one this fucking run

[dusk island]

yup new patch notes!!

[patent spindle]

Flushes too good, gotta nerf!

[south meadow]

bloodstone too random without oops all sixes, i like arrowhead spades for decent chips

[opal wadi]

My coolest bestest run yey

Yet*

[opaque spire]

ghost deck is very fun

[dusk island]

nah bloodstone is good when the only cards you play are hearts

especially if you have any modifiers at all or red seals or whatever

[opaque spire]

what the hell

[dusk island]

😭😭😭

[opaque spire]

this seed is awesome lmfao

[patent spindle]

jesus christ

better share the seed when run's over

[opaque spire]

will do

[patent spindle]

lowkey wanna do a like

Balatro joker tier list

but wouldn't wanna do it alone because my opinions probably suck bollocks

[iron spade]

real how is a 1 in 2 chance a 20% chance

[opaque spire]

[patent spindle]

holy

[patent spindle]

The dio combo works boys

Got cooked by ante 12 again

[wooden pecan]

and would also be very broken

[serene urchin]

without specifics of how it scales it could be useless or broken

so not really guaranteed very broken lmao

[opaque spire]

it's funny that even in that one glitched deck that's all jacks it's still not a fantastic choice

[normal matrix]

have no idea how i lasted as long as i did cause i found baron and mime both really late

[opaque spire]

what the hell

ante 21 with 5 jokers and one being the handsize one(I think) is crazy

[quick maple]

i think thats +1 hand 😭

[normal matrix]

nah its hand size

cause then i get one more king in my hand

i wouldve preferred troubador for +2 hand size but i just never saw it

[opaque spire]

bador

[normal matrix]

but like this run

is probably the best ive ever played balatro

from antes 1-12 i was actually changing around my build and shit constantly

and then on 12 i got baron

[opaque spire]

did u ever run into the plant

[normal matrix]

yes

but i thought ahead

and got directors cut

[opaque spire]

[gleaming surge]

hoooolyyyy

what a rush

i couldnt reroll boss blind unfort

[indigo fox]

Oh the plant

[opal wadi]

Just discovered the black hole planet card for the first time that is a crazy ass card

To bad it was on mobile and not on my pc

[patent spindle]

Eeeeh

Honestly, I don't think it's that gud, ngl

Like it's nice when you have it, but usually you just wanna upgrade your main hand

[obtuse patrol]

But it upgrades all hands

Minus it not scaling that one joker it's just better any card

[patent spindle]

Yeye like obviously it's just objectively good

But in 99% of cases, there's not much difference between that and the planet for your main hand

The game's just giving me a ton of two pair runs rn

[last flame]

finally unlocked perkeo on mobile and it was on a goated build already

[patent spindle]

time to get a steel red seal king and perma copy it

[last flame]

yeah im hunting for one rn

[last flame]

Sadly did not find a red seal card at all or a mime

[tropic kettle]

YES

[obtuse patrol]

That's massive. GG

I'm pretty tempted to go back and try and 100% the game

The more I see it the more I want to

[tropic kettle]

i was going thru all stakes and then i deleted the app thinking it would cloud save or smth lol

i wasnt gonna get those gold stickers tho

[obtuse patrol]

Yeah I didn't plan to but then I got like 4 more jokers gold and realized I was like 50% or something and it wasn't too bad

Gold stakes don't feel that bad anymore though they can still be fucked up

[opal wadi]

Kinda my best run yet

This is still a base stake tho

[obtuse patrol]

Finished all of these today. Only the last two left

[iron spade]

Godspeed

Have you finished uhhhh what’s it called

“All cards are debuffed after scoring”

Double or nothing?

[obtuse patrol]

I only have 19 and 20 left so yes

Which are easily the hardest

[iron spade]

Hoo boy

[gleaming surge]

i won again on my phone

yay :D

forgot to ss

[last flame]

[opaque spire]

does anyone have any requests for next deck? my remaining ones are: red, blue, yellow, green, magic, plasma, erratic

[gleaming surge]

yellow deck raaaahhhh!!

[bright shuttle]

erratic is really funny if you hit a good deck

[opaque spire]

yellow then erratic

i played erratic for some of the steam achievements its pretty silly

ok rude

oh my dear god

[opaque spire]

ok yellow deck is kinda chill

[patent spindle]

Yellow deck's unironically probably one of the best ones I feel

Starting with 12 (10 + 2 guaranteed interest) dollars insta just allows you to snowball your econ so fast

[quick maple]

on goodness gracious!!!

[timid belfry]

BROOO I wanna dieee i just saw this shit

now you lot have to suffer

[patent spindle]

I saw it earlier today and didn't feel like spreading the pain

[tropic kettle]

huge

that was fast

GL jokerless

[obtuse patrol]

it actually took me like maybe 20 or 30 minutes which was nice but I got setup with a crazy build

as for jokerless I dont even know

it's like actually impossible

[short cosmos]

It is possible

Its painful but possible

I've done it

Basically just go for all the tarot cards and planets as possible

And usually straight is the best hand to play imo for it

[tropic kettle]

heres what i told my friend group

[tropic kettle]

straight build on jokerless is kind of insane lmao

the planet cards are good ig

[obtuse patrol]

Fuck a joker I aint even need them

[short cosmos]

Fire

[obtuse patrol]

All I have left is gold stickers

[short cosmos]

Ayy nice

[opaque spire]

yay

[obtuse patrol]

The least intense looking moment of all time and my heart was racing once I got 100k for the first time

then I knew it was possible

[obtuse patrol]

+4 gold seals too

[opaque spire]

this incredible guy wasted on my run that im not doing any funny stuff on

owned for being stupid

[gleaming surge]

o7

[timid belfry]

https://i.imgur.com/26Ur3oD.png

https://i.imgur.com/Yb7xVs2.jpeg

[opal wadi]

how do you unlock that map joker thing next to the king joker?

[timid belfry]

brainstorm?

[timid belfry]

just looked it up, discard a royal flush

[opal wadi]

ooooh

ok

[opal wadi]

ig i havent unlocked it yet LOL

[opaque spire]

incredibly powerful unlock

[hollow burrow]

I think i did resets trying to get a royal flush to unlock it

definitely worth the time

[opaque spire]

yea same thing

on checkered deck iirc

[opal wadi]

learnin how to optimize this game on phone then gonna do a 100% run through on my PC

🔥

[gleaming surge]

just got it in like 5 minutes resetting checkered deck

there is no possible way i would have discovered that on my own

[opal wadi]

ive been able to discard a royal flush but forgot that was a joker challenge every single time and then played the royal flush and went "FUCK"

[dusk island]

i love the negative misprint, that’s really fun

[obtuse patrol]

You can read in collections all the ways to unlock everything you dont have, it just doesnt tell you what it is

[opaque spire]

gay cola

[patent spindle]

Cool Balatro artwork by u/m0pan over on Reddit

[clever sentinel]

If I keep losing more gold stake runs to bad draws I'm GOING to crash out

I'm not even losing to boss blinds or jokers anymore it's just draws

[obtuse patrol]

Unlucky really

[gleaming surge]

finally beat green deck

[clever sentinel]

Geeen dick AYO???

Who said that??!

[gleaming surge]

hey YO?!

[obtuse patrol]

[opaque spire]

vagabond carry

[opaque spire]

[hallow hazel]

I never got vagabond early enough to have a run with it

[patent spindle]

I just did it was kinda sick

[gleaming surge]

i unlocked checkered deck with this and i said "alright ill go to bed when i unlock brainstorm

the first run i got it

[gleaming surge]

o7 mobile run

[last flame]

I just lost the perfect photochad build before it truly took off

20 chips from beating plant

[gleaming surge]

im so mad

[south meadow]

Can you sync saves between steam and mobile?

[gleaming surge]

not that i know of

maybe with android

im just separately progressing 2 saves

[last flame]

horray!! Rare madness booster pack build

and now I have all the decks on mobile

[bright shuttle]

2nd deck gold staked

[dusk island]

blue deck… so simple but so awesome…

[gleaming surge]

two pair build icant

[last flame]

my legendary joker luck is so bad

i got my 4th chicot on mobile

😭

[gleaming surge]

awesome pivot

[obtuse patrol]

A few more golds never hurt no one

[last flame]

negative rental

🗿

[obtuse patrol]

IM here for the gold

and i was super rich

[gleaming surge]

MY FIRST e

[gleaming surge]

trans girls when they get medicated

that was 1 hand :3c

[clever sentinel]

[last flame]

egg!!!!!

[gleaming surge]

o7

so close to ante 15

[clever sentinel]

I did a high card build on my phone last night and I got my best hand ever thanks to the serpent lmao

My pb on pc is e43

[hollow burrow]

Gold ghost deck done

I love spectral cards

[last flame]

I could go to the moon with a bp

[hollow burrow]

Checkered deck sure is something man

[last flame]

rest in pieces

[clever sentinel]

pog

First time running a wild card build

Pretty fun

damn

damn

[gleaming surge]

o7

i had 134$ and i didnt want to give that up

but it killed me

good run tho

[opaque spire]

fire

[opaque spire]

5 new gold stickers to the right of photochad

[quick maple]

i put the things in the wrong thread

managed to make a baron mime build on abandoned deck

[timid belfry]

https://youtu.be/JvWCmxUkKRk?si=CDC3OVynJ0GRXlH1

[hollow burrow]

I think theres actually just an entity in the bottom right for each of the cards in your deck because holy fuck my phone was getting hot doing this one

[last flame]

beat my first gold stake

and on the first try too!!!

i just got a trib but I thined my entire deck to 2s already

[obtuse patrol]

If you pull up the deck preview screen it gets even worse

[obtuse patrol]

More gold

[bright shuttle]

triple sock + trib

[obtuse patrol]

The illusion of choice

I had to sell my tarot card guy

[dusk island]

i love tarot card guy

[dusk island]

guys i won the game

[gleaming surge]

anyone have a good perkeo seed?

[last flame]

uhh yeah i think

[gleaming surge]

i want to have weeheehee silly fun

[last flame]

i have it written down somewhere give me a bit

i think its FB3U9QZJ

make sure you skip the second shop and buy the credit card so you can get telescope !

[gleaming surge]

i dont htink i like playing seeded

i am now back to regular balatro

[obtuse patrol]

Based

[quick maple]

ya seeded is kinda lame

[last flame]

ive only played it in multiplayer balatro

[short cosmos]

ALEEB

lmfao

But real balatroers simply grind for the perfect seed

[opal wadi]

I agree

Not fun

I like the guessing game if i found good seed or not

[wooden pecan]

thank you ancient joker you continue to be the easiest joker in the game

[opaque spire]

🐐

[short cosmos]

https://youtu.be/kBinup8Xwbo

[timid belfry]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/balatro/comments/1ipsdof/is_it_possible_to_beat_the_first_small_blind_in/

[opaque spire]

gold stickers for the right three, trib being my first legendary gold stake

[wooden pecan]

holy shit lmao

[obtuse patrol]

Are you just grinding out gold stickers now?

[opaque spire]

nope, i have blue red and green deck left

[obtuse patrol]

I see

[opaque spire]

but im trying to get some stickers in the process

to tempt myself ig lol

bit unfortunate that i trolled my run to get the stickers because this run couldve easily pb'd

[obtuse patrol]

Well i wish you luck if you choose to lol I think i was very lucky to have basically finished all my gold stake legendary jokers without thinking

[opaque spire]

oh thats crazy lol, i feel like there are a lot of annoying ones

oh legendary

i dont know how i havent had a yorick gold win tbh, the rest idk

[obtuse patrol]

I cant remember if yorick or perkeo was my last one

I always lost perkio runs because I never could use it or id get yorick without enough time to scale it in anyway

[opaque spire]

my plasma orange stake run had a yorick that was x8 for the final boss, was gutted it wasnt the gold stake run

perkeo runs are so hit and miss yea

[obtuse patrol]

I think ive had like 1 hit ever lmao maybe 2

[opaque spire]

😭

[clever sentinel]

Perkio 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You just spelled it correctly homeboy 😂

[obtuse patrol]

I don't care

You're stupid

Hoe

[clever sentinel]

Cope

Bitch!

[obtuse patrol]

More like Cone bitch

@clever sentinel did you see spiff dropped

[clever sentinel]

Indeedles

Been waiting so long for this vid

Watched the first half, gonna watch the rest when ren gets here

They’re still sleeping I think

[obtuse patrol]

[last flame]

Astral

[opal wadi]

Astralspiff the fuck out

[last flame]

[wooden pecan]

peak card

plays the +2 hand size deck

still plays pairs

[clever sentinel]

Pair is the way

[obtuse patrol]

+2

[obtuse patrol]

+3

[hollow burrow]

Finally got a stencil run to work

[obtuse patrol]

Ouch!

[opaque spire]

3 rightmost stickers obtained

mime and middle joker did 0

[obtuse patrol]

Got owned by 1 boss blind and lost 4 free gold stickers tilted

tilted tilted tilted

[mental wraith]

Grinding stickers sounds miserable

Gl

[hallow hazel]

I got all of those in one shop except smiley face

[wooden pecan]

i hate plasma deck SO much

fitting that i got some insane gold sticker carries at the same time that i beat it

something like 50 gold stickers now

gameing

[clever sentinel]

Bouta get my best ever hand, any guesses?

[short cosmos]

Um

Naneinf

[clever sentinel]

Gyaat

Rare run that didn’t die to the plant

[short cosmos]

Sadge

If only polychrome

[last flame]

I don't think poly chrome triggers in hand does it?

[clever sentinel]

It doesn’t

Just looks cool

[short cosmos]

Thought it did

[clever sentinel]

Card editions are only for played cards

[last flame]

yeah

[opaque spire]

just blue deck left

[opaque spire]

yippee!!

[obtuse patrol]

Welcome to the club!

[opaque spire]

ty

[last flame]

i love money

i REALLY need to pivot to steel cards

just got the worst draws of my life and died

[wooden pecan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1091463514020917301/1341203178795962409/IMG_7742.gif

[clever sentinel]

HOLD

I have both reroll vouchers

Prayge bros

[clever sentinel]

I'm not getting telescope

The only vouchers I haven't started yet are the goddamn planet ones

Man, that's tilting

PC pb at least

[dusk island]

that's so unlucky wtf

[last flame]

that's so sad

[south meadow]

84 plutos banked too is crazy

[last flame]

pretty good start

got better lmao

[opal wadi]

jesus christ

😭

[last flame]

Yay

[wooden pecan]

one left

i think i have around half of the gold stickers as well too

i’ve been paying attention to try and get the dead weight ones when i have extra space

so i’ve gotten shit like invis joker and idol completed already

[last flame]

Idol isn't dead weight

😨

[wooden pecan]

lets go

[wooden pecan]

completionist+

so awesome

@opaque spire

https://tenor.com/view/arms-crossed-flex-muscles-gif-14905270

[last flame]

congrats

[opaque spire]

nice!

[obtuse patrol]

+5 maybe 6 cant remember if I had duo or not

[flat zenith]

🙏 🔥

[opal wadi]

modded im assuming?

[flat zenith]

ja

i think the person who made it is in this server

[opal wadi]

:O

actually sick asf

[iron spade]

YO?

[gleaming surge]

whom + link

[flat zenith]

not a clue who

https://www.nexusmods.com/balatro/mods/192

and here is link

created by spitfyaa on nexusmods

so who9ever that is

[opal wadi]

erhm

i problem with this

whys my queen red not a queen and why is mikey not a king

lowkey kinda silly tho

[flat zenith]

who cares

[opal wadi]

ik i wasnt bein fr :(

[flat zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/small-cat-angry-cat-cute-gif-24160051

[opal wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-kitten-veeunus-cat-cat-bath-gif-24674851

[south meadow]

no ecto or antimatter whole run 😦

coulda gone a few more antis if i kept roling into serpent

[clever sentinel]

Brutal, brutal deck

All I have is erratic left

[clever sentinel]

BOOM

...where's my achievement

[obtuse patrol]

complete another run any difficulty

[clever sentinel]

Ye I'm doin that now

[obtuse patrol]

Welcome to the club

[flat zenith]

https://github.com/skyline69/balatro-mod-manager/releases

new mod manager is banger

no need to independantly install mods from nexus anymore its all on the mod manager

[last flame]

MASSIVE

Pvp is so fucking fun

[flat zenith]

koyoi just beat me 3-1

[iron spade]

Yoooo

PvP Balatro is so cool I wanna play it

[flat zenith]

theres battle royale

[clever sentinel]

Out of all the gold stakes I think I had the hardest time with plasma deck

The doubled blind scaling was so rough to keep up with, I struggled a lot with transitioning to mult

My run felt pretty lucky, I just brute forced a Runner and got a Blueprint to get hella chips with

Black deck was pretty fucking awful too actually

[iron spade]

I'm on plasma deck orange stake rn this is so real

i think orange. the one b4 gold

[obtuse patrol]

I think I played plasma until good chips no extra large blind but I don't remember

[clever sentinel]

What the hell am I playing (medusa challenge)

I have observatory

yea ok

...

Stupid run

[iron spade]

DAMN

meanwhile

Played the fragile challenge, drew DNA and the glass joker

think it got up to x38 in the end?

[opal wadi]

jesus christ

[dusk island]

BUH

i forget does glass work for previously broken cards or only after pickup

[obtuse patrol]

after pick up

[iron spade]

after pickup

[last flame]

cant throwback it sadge

[iron spade]

I ended up playing, like, random two pairs to sacrifice cards to the mult multer

this was my first attempt, I got super lucky w jokers

[last flame]

peak

[opal wadi]

guy i genuinely just did the ceremonial dagger thing

i had the negative joker blind skip got the photograph joker thing

and then it gets daggered because i forgot to move it

lost the run so its fine but still was the most moment

[flat zenith]

now we wait

[obtuse patrol]

+5

[south meadow]

whats left now?

[short cosmos]

The gold sticker grind is fun

It takes a while

But it's always pretty rewarding

[wooden pecan]

it was my least favorite for sure

[obtuse patrol]

Bunch of fucking junk

I have to look and make a list because the game doesn't really tell you much about it. There's just a sticker % bar which is practically worthless

[obtuse patrol]

Here's every joker I have left @south meadow

it's like 55 out of the total 150

[south meadow]

the consumables sound difficult

all legendaries already is big tho

[hollow burrow]

Madness seems so hard to me

Idk how youre supposed to use it

[opaque spire]

pair it up with some other eternals

ideally early on so it can ramp

[obtuse patrol]

I forgot I had this old gold stake run LMAO

so ive been chillin for awhile

[last flame]

what in gods name

[hollow burrow]

thats what i was thinking

like its gotta be impossible to use on a low stake without eternals

[last flame]

its very usable on low stakes

you just gotta learn how to deck fix and level up a specific playing hand etc flush

[obtuse patrol]

+7 lmao

[hollow burrow]

-12$ per round lmao

well golden so - 8

[obtuse patrol]

-15 lmao but yeah

it was like last or second to last round and I could not lose

[mental wraith]

Are u grinding gold stickers?

[obtuse patrol]

also I had like 200 dollars still

yes

it sucks lmao

[mental wraith]

Yeah i can imagine

[obtuse patrol]

but this strat is kinda funny

[bright shuttle]

erratic deck started me with 13 twos

fun run

[last flame]

imagine wee joker

[obtuse patrol]

Imagine we joker

[last flame]

[gleaming surge]

every time..

[normal matrix]

nooooo

[normal matrix]

at least they weren’t red seal

that would’ve felt way worse to lose

[gleaming surge]

thats trur

[wooden pecan]

this is great btw

[clever sentinel]

This challenge is fucking ass

[obtuse patrol]

Broke

[clever sentinel]

ez tho

Double grimbo gambit

[obtuse patrol]

Yeah most of the challenges are p ez for sure

[clever sentinel]

White stake makes most of these a joke

Inflation was the "hardest" one so far tho

Rough starts

I'm worried for Fragile

[obtuse patrol]

Fragile and the last 3 are like the only ones that felt remotely hard from what I remember but I don't know that any challenge took longer than an hour

[iron spade]

Fragile I was lucky enough to get first try

I started out sacrificing low chip cards and then got lucky w jokers

I'm worried for double or nothing

[clever sentinel]

Oh double or nothing is omega free

Ignore the fact your cards are debuffed and scale jokers

Play pair or two pair, win

A lot of my strategies for the challenges is just spamming pair or two pair

As is for gold stake

This is a challenge?

[gleaming surge]

its kinda awesome

[clever sentinel]

Well that was a lot easier than I expected

Just skip 4head

Four fingers was absolutely clutch tho hoooollyyy

[wooden pecan]

yeah you legit just spam skip

i also did it first try

i can't figure out the last three for the life of me though

granted i skipped cruelty/golden needle to attempt the final one

[obtuse patrol]

I skipped a legendary joker and sold brainstorm for this +2

Gods strongest soldiers get his toughest challenges

[mental wraith]

😭

Tragic

[obtuse patrol]

Ill send this whole run with the +5 lmao

money pb

aswell

[mental wraith]

Juicy

[obtuse patrol]

ended with 2 perkeos a blueprint and brainstorm. Earning 200 dollars every time I left the shop

my last best was 1080

think I have 39 jokers left now

[short cosmos]

Floyd joining the 100% club soon

[clever sentinel]

I just realized while playing that there's 2 discards 2 hands and 4 joker slots lmfao

[obtuse patrol]

+2

[clever sentinel]

I just had misprint do a +0 when I needed him the most

Fuck that dweeb

[obtuse patrol]

yeah he's a bastard for sure

this was a run he couldnt fuck me on

[obtuse patrol]

Well I got egg done. It didnt do anything for the run

it was just along for the ride. A $40 egg.

bruh

[opal wadi]

Infinite copies

Of copys

[obtuse patrol]

+3

[iron spade]

please tell me you won this run

[obtuse patrol]

ez pz

[patent spindle]

Royal flush build go brrr

[opaque spire]

https://fxtwitter.com/LocalThunk/status/1894076713522384943

god bless

[iron spade]

🔥

[opal wadi]

Balatro eas 18+ 😭

Was*

[iron spade]

It was 18+ for “themes of gambling” iirc which is bs

[normal matrix]

solitaire is clearly 18+ idk what you mean

[opal wadi]

Shit im to young

[iron spade]

D:

MODS

MOOOODS

[opaque spire]

e

[gleaming surge]

first e on pc

[opal wadi]

Hey not anymore

Its for 12 year old babys

[obtuse patrol]

Friends of jimbo 4 dropped

Also it's on gamepass now

@fiery wharf they added dead by daylight cards. 🙂 I know you love that game very much.

[fiery wharf]

youve reminded me of dbds existance

my days ruined

:c

[obtuse patrol]

No no no

You LOVE dbd

[fiery wharf]

oh

DBD IN BALATRO

YAYYYY

that better?

[obtuse patrol]

You're like half way there

[fiery wharf]

only half? :c

wow! look at these great cards

they are quite cool though

[obtuse patrol]

I do fuck with the trapper fr

He's kinda the og

[fiery wharf]

i like the legion ||it perfectly captures exactly how i feel while playing against them!||

[obtuse patrol]

Lmao

[mental wraith]

Kids deserve to be able to get into the magic of gambling just as mcuh 😔✊

[obtuse patrol]

It's alright, they get to Pokemon and fifa far before balatro

They'll be ready

[iron spade]

CRITICAL ROLE IN BALATRO

PERCIVAL FREDRICKSTEIN VON MUSSEL KOWOLSKI DE ROLO III LETS GOOOO

I wonder how close I got to his name

I got it right lfg

I wonder who the queen and Jack are

It’s either, like, vex and Scanlan or one from campaign 2 and 3 respectively

Anyone able to check so I don’t have to wait a whole half our :3 /silly

[iron spade]

Holy shit I was right LMAO

Percy vex Scanlan

Thankuuuuu

[obtuse patrol]

np

there still is like not a spade card I care to run

[clever sentinel]

Didn't realize just how bad golden needle is

This is not ok

[mental wraith]

I remember blast off took me a while

I dont remember any of the other ones atp

[obtuse patrol]

I think cone watched me beat golden needle on like my first or second try lmao

Sorry it didn't look that bad

[wooden pecan]

blast off took you a while?

that’s interesting

knife’s edge and mad world were the only two hard ones outside of the final three ngl

i hated knife’s edge

[clever sentinel]

no way

[clever sentinel]

Golden needle

Shit

ass

challenge

[obtuse patrol]

+4

[obtuse patrol]

I had a chance to take glass joker and i played it safe with steel joker. A decision Im sure to regret

[obtuse patrol]

Shoutout the debuffed golden ticket I carried with me since ante 3. Gotta be the most useless joker ever

[obtuse patrol]

sixth sense is a big one

[obtuse patrol]

Wacky ass run. I used 4 negative joker minus hand sizes

Died on the next fight because the bean ran out and I had 0 hand size

[normal matrix]

didnt do bean exploit smh

[opal wadi]

Me when the bean

[obtuse patrol]

dont know what it is lmao

I dont watch anything balatro related almost ever

[normal matrix]

its one of the few things i know

[opaque spire]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhaQILuY2TA its in the start of this vid

i only heard about it yesterday

[obtuse patrol]

I see

i mean once the run is over it doesnt matter to me anyway. I just needed the sticker

also I could have one my first round or 2 with 0 hand size if the game didnt insta kill you

Cert would give me two cards and I could make cards with my spectrals

lowkey i was kinda upset about it

winning with 0 woulda been cool

I got 2 more think im at 19 jokers left now

[opaque spire]

ice cream carry

[obtuse patrol]

It's definitely not a hanging chad photo graph run 🙂

It's so close yet so far

[obtuse patrol]

These are three annoying ones

[gloomy crystal]

2MTEWA3E insane seed i just got unseeded

||buy telescope ante 2, ante 3 voucher is observatory||
||dna in a wraith ante 1 or 2||
||eventual rerolls for photochad and baron||

[obtuse patrol]

Here is the visuals for every joker I have left. Yellow is complete red is not

[gleaming surge]

stinky

[obtuse patrol]

I think I played for 7 hours and saw 1 stencil and 0 stone jokers, though i didn't try for stone joker much I was playing for stencil the whole time

[gleaming surge]

do you need to win with them in your jokers?

[obtuse patrol]

Yes

[gleaming surge]

yikes

invis 😭

[obtuse patrol]

He's a tough one to get but Ive won with him before just not in gold

[hollow burrow]

is stone joker like steel joker where you need a stone card in your deck for it to show up?

[obtuse patrol]

Yes

I had a good amount of runs with stone cards but bro never showed up

[opaque spire]

i was looking up what was the hardest joker to get gold sticker on and ppl were saying that

[obtuse patrol]

It might be but I assumed it was glass joker

Idk the ones that require something are annoying. Steels are just so good it's not really an issue

[hollow burrow]

well you could use any deck you want right

i imagine with stone build you just try and get it with plasma

[obtuse patrol]

The issue isnt really beating the run most of the time it's getting a specific uncommon

And you need a stone card first

Even now it can take me a bit to even find a joker I need. Since like 85% of my jokers are done

I've got like 17 maybe

[opal wadi]

yall

random seed

literally first skip arcana pack has a soul card

canio :(

i already lost the run

i suck ass at this game

U5JSJQEK seed if yall wanna try

[last flame]

bro caninot

im not a big fan of canio myself but

its a good joker

[opal wadi]

i got no use out of it since it was literally first pack

:(

[last flame]

yeah that makes sense

its probably the hardest to use

[opal wadi]

but then i got this

[last flame]

good run!

[opal wadi]

[last flame]

is that shoot the moon?

[opal wadi]

atm im tryin to get all the decks to gold stake so then i can record it

[opal wadi]

whats that

[last flame]

oh ig not

all queens held in hand give like

13 mult i think?

[opal wadi]

ye

and then i had silver

[last flame]

i did a shoot the moon run then pivoted to a baron

[opal wadi]

on most

[last flame]

once

[opal wadi]

and then the was big banna

there*

that was like x3

[last flame]

cavendish?

[opal wadi]

ye

couldnt remember the name

also had that one castle that does chips

and then negative uh

x3 if hand is played this round

[last flame]

i uh beef with castle but good on u

same hand

[opal wadi]

and then the skip blind one

[last flame]

so card sharp

throwback

solid build

[opal wadi]

i gotta learn all the card names LMAO

[last flame]

its best not to skip THAT much tho

[opal wadi]

i had like 3.75 mult on it 😭

just tryin to get all decks to gold stake so then i can beat all of them and make videos

content pilled mf

[last flame]

u are way to content pilled LMAO

[opal wadi]

:3

[last flame]

if u wanna maximize content just do 1 vid per gold stake run

trust

[opal wadi]

thats the plan

pt1-however many decks there are

idk the exact amount LOL

[wooden pecan]

oh my fucking god holy shit
I GOT GROS MICHEL
he lasted FIVE ANTES
that was like
10 rounds without expiring????????

also i got NINE gold stickers??????

[opal wadi]

YOOOO

big dubs

[last flame]

15

[opal wadi]

welp

15 parts

[last flame]

ye

[opal wadi]

probably gonna be spaced out because i get greeeeedy

[last flame]

u get 5 for beating the first 5 and then another 5 for uh

[wooden pecan]

i'm so fucking happy

[last flame]

doing red stake through orange stake

[wooden pecan]

gros michel is so hard to get gold sticker and it lasted for FIVE ANTES

[opal wadi]

as you should be

[wooden pecan]

i'm so lucky holy shit lmaooooo

[last flame]

thats IMPRESSIVE

[wooden pecan]

and 8 OTHER STICKERS TOO

[opal wadi]

youre cooking

oh

not what i thought that was but it works

[wooden pecan]

business card is amazing, jolly joker is amazing, golden ticket is extra amazing

[opal wadi]

gonna pretend like i know what those are

[wooden pecan]

okay fair

i got some like

f tier ante 8 jokers basically

they're okay early game and completely useless lategame

so they're hard to get stickers for because of that

[opal wadi]

[wooden pecan]

oh my god i went from like 850 to 950 sticker completions

[opal wadi]

[last flame]

business card when mail n rebate walks in

[wooden pecan]

precisely

business card is so ass AND it’s an econ joker that you sell when you get a halfway decent build

c++ is looking hella doable

[last flame]

business card is mid and then i get oops all 6s and my life is infinitely better

reserved parking is also nuts

[wooden pecan]

i mean

reserved parking + oops all sixes = golden joker

[last flame]

yeah but per hand

cus u can play it multiple times

very tasty

[obtuse patrol]

yeee

[mental wraith]

Btw what decks do u use for this

[obtuse patrol]

I used anaglyph been using ghost rn

I think 1 or 2 might have been magic deck too

[last flame]

anaglyph prolly is the best tho

cause you can just stack up till you find a negative tag then get like

a shit ton

[obtuse patrol]

It is but eventually it just doesnt give you anything and sometimes you dont get a tag

ghost lets me get a 4 or 3 joker carry going a lot easier plus I can make my jokers negative for more space

[iron spade]

Does beating it on seeded runs count for gold stickers

[obtuse patrol]

I assume not but idk

also +2

speaking of making cards negative

[south meadow]

No

[iron spade]

[last flame]

2 out of the 2 times I've gotten trib it's been on abandoned deck

wallahi

wrong place wrong time

[last flame]

I couldn't find hack or did I get any spectral packs

😔

[clever sentinel]

Cruelty is done

I can't believe I made bull and bootstraps work

The cavendish showed up at the perfect time

What a run

One more left

Updated

[opal wadi]

JOKERLESS???

nah dude i can barely win with jokers

[clever sentinel]

JOKERLESS

3RD TRY

[obtuse patrol]

🚫 🃏

[clever sentinel]

Updated once again

[obtuse patrol]

Blast off is crazy high

That was a 1 shot run

[clever sentinel]

Essentially 2 joker slots and 2 hands

A harder cruelty imo

But I probably just had some really bad luck

[obtuse patrol]

You have a free scaler and infinite money

[clever sentinel]

On paper it sounds free

The 2 hands tho...

ag

[obtuse patrol]

I think restrain watched me play it or maybe it was peri I don't remember but someone said "this is a challenge?" And I tried to defend it but it was hard

But luck can make anything hard mostly

[clever sentinel]

Could've been me too

Oh yeah I forgot it had 2 discards

Yeah idk that challenge sucks lol

[opal wadi]

ldude holy shit

[gleaming surge]

maybe me

[opal wadi]

the thing is i can imagine both of you saying that LMAO

[obtuse patrol]

+2

[obtuse patrol]

Just hit the craziest gold stake speed run won on round 13

[hallow hazel]

I beg you give me a baron

we are in

[dusk island]

huge

[hallow hazel]

well the plant arrived

it's so over

[obtuse patrol]

[hallow hazel]

i got a second blueprint maaaan

i had 350$ to try to get a luchador but no luck

[last flame]

I was goofing off a bit

6x joker stencil go crazy

[obtuse patrol]

Ive been trying to get stencil run for 3 days

and everytime I see it it's too late or I dont get anything to go with it

[last flame]

I got a invis joker ante 1 so

I was really just hunting for something to copy

[obtuse patrol]

[dusk island]

every time 😔✊

[hollow burrow]

I think ghost deck is probably the move for it

[obtuse patrol]

been doing it

[hollow burrow]

Damn

The gold sticker grind is brutal

[obtuse patrol]

I mean I could do the same this with stencil that ive done with most other jokers and just fine it on a won run but I really want a run with it

Im almost done so there isnt really much left for me to even get at the end of a run now

I just kinda got take what I can get when I have the chance

[opaque spire]

stencil + ankh gave me a free win on its own

[obtuse patrol]

Ive yet to have a chance to duplicate it

[opaque spire]

I've had it twice now

[hollow burrow]

Even if you cant ankh it polychroming it is also pretty good

Leaves you open for an even better ankh later too if you find it

[obtuse patrol]

Ive had it poly but I just dont get anything thatll work with it

[obtuse patrol]

it just die like ante 4 at best usually

[hollow burrow]

You could probably get one stencil working with a telescope run too

[obtuse patrol]

You'd be surprised how little planets you see when you have stencil. Or at least how little I see

[opaque spire]

telescope has been so rare for me

esp by ante 8

wait I'm thinking of observ

nvm

[obtuse patrol]

also what bree said

even still it's hard to find both of them

[opaque spire]

yeah true that

[hollow burrow]

I run into this line a lot where i skip first blind, clear second in 2 hands which puts me at exactly 10 bucks for the shop before first boss blind

Do yall buy telescope if you see it there?

[obtuse patrol]

if it costs me every dollar no

pretty much never

[hollow burrow]

I always debate

Did it every time on the checkered deck though

[obtuse patrol]

a lot of my time winning runs my hands are barely leveled

[opaque spire]

i buy it when my run isnt on the brink of being broke

cos its such a costly purchase

also with some joker setups its just bad

[hollow burrow]

Same most of the time but with checkered planets feels so free

Cause youre almost guaranteed a flush and if you can increase hand size by 1 you just are guaranteed a flush

[dusk island]

i’ve done this before LMAO

[wooden pecan]

since i have about 60% of the gold stickers i’m using anaglyph

later i’m going to either use ghost deck for ectoplasm + pair/high card OR yellow deck/blue deck for the easiest wins

[wooden pecan]

i got double stencil brainstorm once

got like 16 million ante 8

just spammed planets

[opal wadi]

Something on the first was a blueprint

Then got photograph the face card and then thr flower joker

Oh yea and teledcope deck anf got obsrvatory

Played heavy 2 pair and died because i coukdnt drae a 2 pai at the end :(

[last flame]

had a highscore run on my phone!

I got greedy and died but it's whateva

[opal wadi]

Twinning except you got to e scores

[last flame]

I was greeding that rerolled so hard

[opal wadi]

yall what is my blueprint luck today

ive gotten it so many times

and i lost it because im a dumbass

HOLY SHIT DUDE WHAT IS GOING ON

SKIP THE FIRST 2 BLINDS AND ONE OF THE BLINDS WAS A RARE JOKER AND IT WAS A BLUE PRINT WHAT IS GOING ON

dude

what in the actual fuck is going on i like

this is the craziest shit ive got ever

[opaque spire]

damn that looks like a free win

[opal wadi]

it really is unless i fuck it up by being stupid which i pray to god i dont

[opaque spire]

as long as u get a planet card in ur inventory then thats gg

[opal wadi]

true true

[opaque spire]

🙏

[opal wadi]

i also need the observatory voucher

have not seen yet

oh god

that emote did not load

[opaque spire]

oh ur on that deck

[opal wadi]

yea i kinda just am on whatever deck atm because i am not to far into the game because im playing both on mobile and PC

yall i got the motherfucking baron

this was so easy and now i wanna see how far i can take it

i took the STUPIDEST ecto because i like read it was -2 hand so many times but just didnt register it ig

now i have a hand of 4

HOLY SHIT sorry for the like play by play but i hav ethe infinite reroll voucher and rolled to the serpent

this game

what is

i

speechless