#Stupid Mutt

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dusky vessel
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I'm just some
stupid mutt.
Incompetent with the human tasks
given to me
I want my paws,
I want my fur
so my only tasks would ever be

Sit
Stay
Down

I can listen
I can be good
But I'm just a
stupid mutt.
My brain is not made
for these complicated jobs
Would you trust a dog
to solve mx+b?

I don't think.
I'm just a
stupid mutt.
My only commands are

Sit
Stay
Down

I can't be a trainer
I'm not a leader
I'm a trainee
Would you trust a puppy
to lead your team?

I'd much rather
sit at your feet
If only my incompetent hands
could be paws instead
And my jaw could be
more like a maw

I'm still waiting
for a command I can understand

Sit
Stay
Down

I'm not a smart boy
I'm just a stupid hound.

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hey so erm

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we listen and we dont judge okay ladies

rain veldtBOT
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dusky vessel
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clowning 🤓

golden idol
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wait this is cute!

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well

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okay maybe not cute

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but I LOVE IT

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like it's quirky idk

dusky vessel
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THANK UU

golden idol
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OFC

dusky vessel
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:3

golden idol
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it made me laugh

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I chuckled ❤️

dusky vessel
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Heh heh this is good

lime hamlet
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hell yeah. I'd much rather sit at your feet.
If only my incompetent hands could be paws instead. I love this.

dusky vessel
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Thanks dude mecore

lime hamlet
dusky vessel
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i usually write really raw, personal stuff

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my guts are pretty much out on the table for everyone to see lolz