I'm just some
stupid mutt.
Incompetent with the human tasks
given to me
I want my paws,
I want my fur
so my only tasks would ever be
Sit
Stay
Down
I can listen
I can be good
But I'm just a
stupid mutt.
My brain is not made
for these complicated jobs
Would you trust a dog
to solve mx+b?
I don't think.
I'm just a
stupid mutt.
My only commands are
Sit
Stay
Down
I can't be a trainer
I'm not a leader
I'm a trainee
Would you trust a puppy
to lead your team?
I'd much rather
sit at your feet
If only my incompetent hands
could be paws instead
And my jaw could be
more like a maw
I'm still waiting
for a command I can understand
Sit
Stay
Down
I'm not a smart boy
I'm just a stupid hound.
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