Cats are cute,
But so are dogs.
Dogs are cute,
But dogs bite — and that's not cute.
So are dogs cute?
Certainly not.
So we come again:
Cats are cute,
But so are mice.
Mice are cute,
But mice spread disease — and that's not cute.
So are mice cute?
Certainly not.
So we come again:
Cats are cute,
But so are babies.
Babies are cute,
But babies cry and yell — and that's not cute.
So are babies cute?
Certainly not.
So we come again:
Cats are cute,
But you yourself are cute.
But the way you look at me with those begrudging eyes..
So are you cute?
Most certainly so.