#The creature creation hyperlink
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I'm Brian troll in a human world
He big boned and hungry
Missing my bridge can’t work out the fridge
The oven is chaos
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Im Tharionthaxulon the Malevolent Devourer of Unfathomable Furies and Vicious Flames, the Terrifying Tyrant of the Infernal Abyss: Brian the Troll, feast upon the dread and despair of those who cross my path. It is far more fulfilling than mere hunger.
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I'm NOT a Karen
My name is Karina
But dear GOD — I'm sorry for the people trying to figure out your name
The guy you see above me is my roommate
— So I just call him Thar
Every Tuesday another war
Despite everything, I know how to tame him
Just feed him a burger
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Tharionthaxulon the Malevolent Devourer of Unfathomable Furies and Vicious Flames, the Terrifying Tyrant of the Infernal Abyss:
Karina, heed my wrath! Deliver a burger immediately, or I shall unleash the Wraith of Eternal Agony upon your wretched existence. Its screams will shatter your sanity and consume your soul. Do not provoke my fury further!
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With a huge sigh it's my time to go
I'm gonna do my daily duties
Asking for a manager
Getting him on his knees, teehee~
Just stay at home for the time being
I'll be back tomorrow
Don't burn the house down
I should never have signed the leasehold
I should have known
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Brian the troll: As a working Troll, making burgers, filling orders
every Tuesday the Karen comes in
to save the world she exclames, I need a burger
Unfathomable Furies and Vicious Flames, the Terrifying Tyrant will rise she says
I'm thinking she does't have many friends
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Tharionthaxulon the Malevolent Devourer of Unfathomable Furies and Vicious Flames, the Terrifying Tyrant of the Infernal Abyss:
“Oh, Karina, would you be so kind as to share a burger with me? I’d be ever so appreciative—pretty please with a dark, swirling vortex of despair on top?”
[After a playful pause]
“But if you choose to withhold it, I shall invoke the Infernal Decree of Unending Torment. I will summon the Wraith of Eternal Agony, a harbinger of ceaseless suffering whose mournful wails will tear through your reality like a hurricane of despair. The very fabric of your existence will unravel, and you will be left in an eternal night of unrelenting torment. Your screams will be music to my ears. Please, don’t test my patience—make the right choice.”
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Brian the Troll: Karen the right choice is a Banana milkshake not Vanilla, this will prevent world ending Torment and the wraith of eternal Agony.
That'l be $15
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Saving the world like it's my 2nd language
Have this 5$ tip, I'm obliged to give
Call me Karen once again
I will not forgive
I'm tired of this sh#-
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Brian the troll: I'll call my manager on you madam, I'm not taking this
troll or no, I will not take this abuse
warm ridge
Next time I'll leave Thar be without a burger
And we'll see who will still live
Last time half a city burned down
(dramatic sigh)
It's no use
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Bob: Hi guys!
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Tharionthaxulon the Malevolent Devourer of Unfathomable Furies and Vicious Flames, the Terrifying Tyrant of the Infernal Abyss:
[take a bite out of bob and turn him in to a apple sign irl]
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Rob, Brother of Bob, The Demon Slayer, The Keeper of Peace, The Conqueror of The Infernal Abyss: Hi guys!
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I'm NOT a NonThreat
My name is Threat and so am my personality.
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Rob, Brother of Bob, The Demon Slayer, The Keeper of Peace, The Conqueror of The Infernal Abyss: Perhaps it is the giant golden statue of me in the gates of this city.
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Brain the Troll: That's it your right, some parts are big some not so much, not much effort when into that crutch
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Karin (not a Karen):
Thar, what did I tell you?
"We don't eat each other"
Holy gargamoogle! What the heck is going on?
(annoyed, as if it's the 12th time this happened this week)
Here have your burger
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Tharionthaxulon the Malevolent Devourer of Unfathomable Furies and Vicious Flames, the Terrifying Tyrant of the Infernal Abyss:
“Oh, Karina, you’re simply marvelous! A burger! I can hardly contain my delight!”
[He performs a little dance, twirling and shuffling in an exaggerated, comically cheerful manner.]
“Burger, oh burger, my hunger’s now eased,
Thanks to you, Karina, I’m quite pleased!”
[He takes a big bite, savoring it with an exaggerated look of bliss.]
“Your kindness is truly a rare gem in the abyss. I shall remember this moment fondly. Thank you, thank you so much!”
End of episode 1🎉
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@raven igloo
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Im so confused
Nop but its for you read also its soooo cool (if you want)