Donald J. Trump
Sat with a slump
Distracted by his phone's glow
Ignoring the walls
And immaculate halls
Of the house called Mar-a-Lago
He wasn't that bright
But stirred up the right
Who wish’d to be gestapo
He tweeted some lies
While nibbling on fries
On his bed in Mar-a-Lago
Melania sighed
Despite how she tried
To suffer his bravado
She found a new home
And left him alone
In the isle of Mar-a-Lago
In many a box
Were mishandled docs
Which were Legally a ‘no go’
He wouldn’t give back
The top secret stack
That he kept at Mar-a-Lago
Maybe one day
They'll say "Donny Jay,
You foolish desperado,
You gave it your best
To avoid house arrest,
Now you're stuck in Mar-a-Lago"