#Dear maths, (improvised; this is a joke poem)

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sonic vapor
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(Due to aggression I had to take a break from studying for my exam tomorrow so I need to calm down which is why I wrote this)

Dear maths,
What did I do to deserve this?
It‘s not my fault you‘re full of sh!t
And can’t solve your own problems.
I mean,
why do I need to know algebra??
Yes, I do want to study architecture,
But algebra is something I DO NOT NEED.
Gosh, you’re making me mad,
You know that?
Throwing all your damn problems onto me
Like I don’t have any of my own.
But guess what? You’re WRONG.

And I‘m sorry to say this, dear maths,
But I can’t handle you anymore.
You’re too difficult; too hard
For me to understand, and
I‘d wish for it to be different, I really do,
But I‘d rather be in hell than
Having to confront you
Ever again.

~ D.S

tough saffron
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LOVE THIS — Also, 100% agree

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“But I’d rather be in hell than/ Having to confront you/ Ever again”
OUCH

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Also, why does this kinda feel like a breakup poem? LOL

karmic quartzBOT
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*Also, why does this

kinda feel like a breakup

poem? LOL*

- Onyx… 🎧
sonic vapor
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I‘m getting ANGER ISSUES BCS OF MATHS LIKE WHAT

sonic vapor
tough saffron
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English is 1000000x better ✌️

tough saffron
sonic vapor
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English has my heart my SOUL

tough saffron
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Same honestly

radiant dagger
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Breaking up with Maths. 😅

tough saffron
radiant dagger
sonic vapor
sonic vapor
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Someone who makes you always the one who‘s at fault

tough saffron
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True that — Like, I’m sorry I got the answer to your problems wrong??? I ain’t a psychiatrist xD

radiant dagger
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In Japanese like Mathusu, and sounds like Matthews. So Maths is Matthews. /Jk

tough saffron
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Ngl, all Matthews I’ve interacted with have been idiots, lol

sonic vapor
tough saffron
sonic vapor
# tough saffron Btw, gl on that exam

Ugh, thanks I’m usually at a three but last time I wrote a four which is rly not great since I have my first graduation this year so I can’t have another bad exam 😭

tough saffron
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I mean, so long as you pass, right? 🤞

radiant dagger
tough saffron
radiant dagger
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OPM? One Punch Man? Love that.

sonic vapor
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The best way

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I‘ve never had a friend named Matthew before too

tough saffron
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Never had a friend called Matthew, but I somehow have a Matthew in all my classes~ lol

sonic vapor
radiant dagger
sonic vapor
sly tusk
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But nice writing nevertheless

sly tusk
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@sly tusk

sonic vapor
sonic vapor
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But what’s a prose? I‘ve never heard of that term before

tulip dust
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OMG SO TRUE!! I wish I got to read that out in front of class for every my math teacher during high school

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Such a traumatic experience literally hated maths

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My entire life

tough saffron
sonic vapor
sonic vapor
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Maths’ horrible

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Amina hier ich konnte es dir ja jz gar nd zeigen @junior lichen

sly tusk
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It's true that maths is hard
But it's the language of god
While it's true that at our level we just read things but they don't make sense
But for higher degrees it does
Be it astronomy,space buildings, stock market
Physics maths is everywhere

Ik it was just for fun
Nd we would like to read to our highschool teachers coz we didn't understand a thing they taught

But trust me if you practice everyday and have good teachers then it wouldn't torture you
After all maths requires practice
You can't understand god's language by not practicing it everyday or giving it less time
But yeah maths is a bit tough
That's why even maths teachers are concerned for students

junior lichen
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zeig das mal dein mathe lehrer

sonic vapor
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sly tusk
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Tbh even I struggle with that
To avoid it just revise what you studied yesterday just before the class starts
Nd you'll be good to go

sonic vapor