#Daily prompt: atmospheric conditions or weather, such as raindrops

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reef idol
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Raindrops keep falling
On my head..
But it isn't rain
It's urine
and some drunk guy mistook my
tent for a portapotty

It's so fuking hot and humid
and now my tent smells like hot piss
What a fuking night

And those tenders I ate earlier
I'm pretty sure they were bad
My stomach is rippin and roaring

That poor drunk bastard
stumbled off and fell asleep
round the corner

If only he knew just how bad
those tenders were
He'd realize just the sort
of liquid hell that's about
to come raining down on him

Let's see him sleep
on this hot and humid night
with his tent smelling like
putrid sh*t

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Sorry if this is too curse laden, I hope it's enjoyed, if not feel free to remove it!

reef idol
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<@&1145760802666717234> Silly poem. Hope you find it funny, (it's vulgar.. 😛 )

undone kayak
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Lol wtf is this

timid summit
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Help. I'm scared and deeply disturbed.

bronze elbow
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pepelol 👍

reef idol
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Lol.

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Idk, I've been writing alot of serious and stiff stuff for a while. I just feel like writing something funny, and silly.

reef idol
dreamy vortex
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I did both! 😂

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I'm utterly flabbergasted
it entertained me all right... 😂

frail lava
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It's funny, but what's the ending supposed to be? If you don't mind explaining, I'm a little slow...