toilet seat and toilet tank lid

[queen thistle]

It would be cool to be able to use a toilet seat or the lid on the back as a weapon like in the movie zombie land.

[strange notch]

those lids are porcelain, it would probably break after the first hit, and the seats are light as hell and plastic... would be funny but i dont think you could 'cave-in' a skull with one

[queen thistle]

I don't think they have to be effective more of a last resort/ gag weapon if you wanted to be funny