#Join SLOW CHILDREN AT PLAY - Underdog Adventure Awaits!

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Greetings, capsuleers! SLOW is more than an alliance; it's a vibrant community where every member matters. Whether a seasoned veteran or a new recruit, there's a place for you.

🌌 Focus: Null-Sec PvP, Small- to mid-gang battles.
⏰ Time Zones: Primarily US TZ, all time zones welcome.
🎙️ Requirements: Must Auth, 18+, mic/headset mandatory, English proficiency.

🌍 Operating In: Null-Sec.
🎓 Guiding Mission: Mentorship, diverse activities for all players.

🌟 Unique Traits:
SLOW is EVE's underdog - a unique haven with a distinctive culture, committed to openness and transparency. From null-sec PvP to industry and exploration, we welcome players of all walks of life.

💼 Recruitment Process:
Join Discord or "The Day Care" in-game channel, connect with a recruiter, and embark on the underdog adventure with SLOW!

🔗 Links:
Discord: http://discord.gg/GExkS9WU8R
Rules: https://slow-community.com/

Fly safe, and fly with SLOW!

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Still recruiting!

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Still recruiting friends!!

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Re-re-recruiting!!

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Recruiting! Recruiting! Come one come all!

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Fun times to be had!! Still recruiting!

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Bump!

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Re-re-recruiting!!

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Bumping time!

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Still recruiting new friends! 🙂

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Bumping for excitement for Vanguard!!

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Fun time to be had!

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Booshing the bump!

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Cyno lit, it's bumping time!

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Bumping off the gate 🙂

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Check out our latest high-quality meme/propaganda, you'll like it! https://youtu.be/-ugxB7ZYR9w

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EVE: 1984

On November 28th, 2023, Titanic Captain Gobbins sent a Discord ping to all of Horde, that you are no longer allowed to fly ships how you want to. Unveiling the tyrannical nature of Gobbins, once hidden, now for all to see.

This video utilizes AI voice synthesis for parody purposes related to EVE Online. It is non-monetized and created under Fai...

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That got more (good) attention that we thought! More fun to be at SLOW!

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Bumping dreads!

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Bumping!

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Toasty bump!

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Bumpin' Bumpin'!

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Been a busy few days, but it’s time for a bump!

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Christmas Season is approaching, wishing you a Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and Happy New Years!

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And here's a Christmas Message to go with! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z28uo94d9U

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SLOW: A Christmas Message

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and Happy New Years!

Are you looking for a Corporation and Alliance to join? Look no further than Slow Children At Play! We are a group of misfits and nerds who like to make things go boom and make money, and make a lot of memes and have good fights.

Want to talk about joining us? Hit up Lynne Rankin in-game to...

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No real updates other than BUMP and LOOK AT THIS:

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PHEW! Been a few busy days for sure, hope all has a lovely holiday soon!

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Just in case things are quiet over the next few days, please have a Happy Holiday and Merry Christmas!!

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I hope everyone had a great holiday! We're recruiting! 😄

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Open for business! Got any questions? Ask!

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Bump!

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Everybody shufflin'!

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SCOTLAND FOREVER (bump)

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Happy New Year from SLOW to you!!!

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BUMP!

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SLOW is back, back again!

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We've been hard at work, look at the Black Eye we gave Black Flag! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0Eql838xLs

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SL0W: A Black Eye For Black Flag

SLOW, like many others before, have been wardecced by Black Flag for quite some time, with no end in sight. SLOW decided to pay Black Flag a little visit in Jita with some not so innocent bait. Hook, Line, & Sinker.

Black Flag's 20bil Feed BR: https://br.evetools.org/br/65a21197cbb0771c67dfd4aa

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At Approximately 2024.01.20 20:15 ET, the Ichinumi War HG for Black Flag comes out of RF.

It's a kill timer, so if you're in the area and wardecced by Black Flag, let's rock and roll and kick some Black Flag!

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As an update, op success! 66 Black Flag Wars have ended! Now who's next 😈

Join up to stand up against bullies!

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Vanguard is showing promise! SLOW: Dust To Dust - EVE Vanguard
https://youtu.be/OAslOzMAfqQ

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SLOW: Dust To Dust - EVE Vanguard

SLOW is back on the ground in Vanguard, reaping the rewards at the risk of...embarrassment? We're immortal who cares lol

Are you looking for a Corporation and Alliance to join? Look no further than Slow Children At Play! We are a group of misfits and nerds who like to make things go boom and make money, and make a lot of memes and have good fig...

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We had a BLAST shooting at FRAT the other day, check it out!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJj4a63oxIE

Want to join in next time? Hit up a recruiter! ❤️ SLOW

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SLOW: Collecting the FRAT TAX

SLOW reinstates "Matt's Raiders" and takes a Talwar roam into FRAT space, the shenanigans that followed can only be summed up as a tax!

Here is the Roam Report: https://www.roamreport.com/f/cmvgs0a23akg00fkpjb0
And here is the overall BR from the BOSS/INIT engagement in the backdrop: https://br.evetools.org/br/65bf088d9748ac4b6472f401

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Got some fun cap kills the other day in Villasen! You should check out the quick little video we made! https://youtu.be/AF430Sn0cOQ?si=FrO6GbWr9JKdvp54

Want to be part of the fun? Join up!

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SLOW: Dropping Some Fun in Villasen!

SL0W along with our LS corp DAWGS baited a NEGATIVE FEEDBACK BLOPs fleet in Villasen. NEGATIVE FEEDBACK brought an Apostle to support their BLOPs along with HAW dreads. So we responded.

Battle Report: https://br.evetools.org/related/30045309/202402100300

Are you looking for a Corporation and Alliance to join? Look no further than Slow Children...

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Here's a throwback to our first SLOW Simulations How To Broadcast for Repairs!

Want to be part of the fun? Join up!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Tkr3Z35HkqE

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Broadcasting for Repairs in EVE Online, How To #eveonline #mmo #spa...

In this SL0W Simulation, we will be covering the general concept of broadcasting for Shield or Armor repairs in a Fleet in EVE Online.

This video utilizes AI voice synthesis for educational purposes related to EVE Online. It is non-monetized and created under Fair Use principles.

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Here's our newest SLOW Simulation video! How To Avoid Warp Bubbles!

Want to be part of the fun? Join up with SLOW!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrEIdLT3NRQ

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SLOW Simulations: How To Avoid Warp Bubbles

In this SLOW Simulation, we will be covering the general concept of warp disruption bubbles, and avoiding warp disruption bubbles using celestials and pings.

This video utilizes AI voice synthesis for educational purposes related to EVE Online. It is non-monetized and created under Fair Use principles.

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It has been some time and a busy schedule! Still recruiting!

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Bump!

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Bump! Still recruiting!

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SLOW: Kaleesi Kashada's EVE & SLOW Story #myEVEstory #mySLOWstory
https://youtu.be/iKJeEnJqEyE

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SLOW: Kaleesi Kashada's EVE & SLOW Story #myEVEstory #mySLOWstory

Kalessi Kashada shares his experience with EVE Online, how he found SLOW Children At Play, and what SLOW means to him.

Are you looking for a Corporation and Alliance to join? Do you want to fly with Kalessi Kashada? Look no further than Slow Children At Play! We are a group of misfits and nerds who like to make things go boom and make money, an...

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We have another amazing #mySLOWstory to tell! Meet Harmonious Jackalope! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnQhe5O5dw8

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SLOW: Harmonious Jackalope's EVE Online & SLOW Story #myEVEstory #m...

Harmonious Jackalope shares his experience with EVE Online, how he found SLOW Children At Play, and what SLOW means to him.

Are you looking for a Corporation and Alliance to join? Do you want to fly with Harmonious Jackalope? Look no further than Slow Children At Play! We are a group of misfits and nerds who like to make things go boom and make...

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We’re recruiting!!! Hit us up on Discord!!

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Check out our latest Testimonial video!!! Featuring Secret Butter!!

SLOW: Secret Butter's EVE Online & SLOW Story #myEVEstory #mySLOWstory
https://youtu.be/V8DM_zdkf-g

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SLOW: Secret Butter's EVE Online & SLOW Story #myEVEstory #mySLOWstory

Secret Butter shares his experience with EVE Online, how he found SLOW Children At Play, and what SLOW means to him.

Are you looking for a Corporation and Alliance to join? Do you want to fly with Secret BUtter? Look no further than Slow Children At Play! We are a group of misfits and nerds who like to make things go boom and make money, and ma...

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What a week!!! Still recruiting!!

Check out one of our favorite ships, the Omen Navy Issue!

https://youtu.be/gbP1zK3J3ww?si=IPejx9A_yuU1yjkU

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SLOW: Experiencing The Omen Navy Issue

A collection of fights had recently with our Omen Navy Issue bois!

First Fight:
https://br.evetools.org/related/30004066/202405050300
Second Fight:
https://br.evetools.org/br/663f048bf68f7000119e6b06

Are you looking for a Corporation and Alliance to join? Look no further than Slow Children At Play! We are a group of misfits and nerds who like ...

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Bump! Still recruiting!

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Bump! Still recruiting 🙂

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What a busy week! Still recruiting!!!

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Lots of fun to be had with us! Still recruiting!

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Did you see your latest video? You should join us to participate in future fun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb9O0FEzJ1k

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SLOW: Still ISK Positive versus SNUFFED OUT

A collection of fights had recently with our Cerberus gang, Deepwater Hooligans, and friends versus Snuffed Out!

Combined Battle Report:
https://br.evetools.org/br/666523d4c27f9500122d1f54

Chapters:
00:00 Intro
00:18 Drop the beat
00:56 First Fight
09:15 Friendly Athanor Goes Pop
09:32 Tackling a Thunderchild
10:48 Second Fight & Skirmish
12:5...

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Still recruiting more friends!

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Still recruiting more friends! BUMP

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Still recruiting more friends! BUMP BUMP

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bump! Still recruiting!

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Still recruiting!!

This Is SLOW - 2024
https://youtu.be/KXJLiOBOXCc

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This Is SLOW - 2024

This has been an incredible 10 months of our YouTube channel, so many friends and adventures made and recorded along the way, and can't wait to do more for the rest of 2024 and onward!!

See you in space! (Fly Safe)

Are you looking for a Corporation and Alliance to join? Look no further than Slow Children At Play! We are a group of misfits and ...

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Howdy folks! Come join us on our discord!

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It's time to end the rental empires!

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Everyone in LS and NS knows SL0W has the best bubbles around! Come on down for the bubble providuth!

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Come check us out! We got a community that puts the player 1st!

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Slow is smooth smooth is fast, we the best high drag low speed group in town!

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We are open to everyone and all! We love and champion the newbro and returning players. We are an IRL 1st kinda group above anything else and just want to give everyone an experiance they will get in no other place! Feel free to reach out at any time for help or questions!

Check us out!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXJLiOBOXCc&ab_channel=SLOWCHILDRENATPLAY

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SLOW: The Story So Far | EVE Online Community

From fleet fights to friendships, this is the story of SLOW's first year. Nearly 12 months of PvP, laughs, warzones, and wild moments—all captured across New Eden. Here’s to every pilot who made it awesome.

See you in space. Fly safe. 🛰️
—Lynne Rankin

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU90YRssw50&ab_channel=SLOWCOMMUNITY

We get into all sorts of fun! come though!

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Tried to Stop Our Roam with Jackdaws… Lost 1B ISK Instead (EVE On...

OnlyFleets tried to stop our Kikimora roam with Jackdaws, Legions, and Blops—16 kills later, they were down 1B ISK. Here's how SLOW came out ahead in this chaotic EVE Online brawl.

🚀 Join the SLOW CHILDREN AT PLAY
🛰️ Fly smarter, not larger.

@JustAbout__

BR: https://br.evetools.org/br/684464ab62da2b00124e8e38

Chapters:
00:00 Moppi...

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https://youtu.be/KXJLiOBOXCc?si=QR87eTz-yLGyikj4

Come though and chat with us!

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SLOW: The Story So Far | EVE Online Community

From fleet fights to friendships, this is the story of SLOW's first year. Nearly 12 months of PvP, laughs, warzones, and wild moments—all captured across New Eden. Here’s to every pilot who made it awesome.

See you in space. Fly safe. 🛰️
—Lynne Rankin

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Come though and hit us up!

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Our bot is the best bot!

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Bamp

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Free bump outstanding group.

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BUMP

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We have candy come get some!

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You ever wonder why?

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Come check us out!

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Slows the best way to go!

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bump!

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Come on down and have a chat with us!

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Join slow and help us fight for what really matters!

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Join SLOW, we’re not OnlyFeets-I MEAN-OnlyFleets

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Come join the best group of rag tag kids on the block

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This is who we are 🙂
A fun group of gamers who enjoy the game for what it is - a game - and we fight hard to make it accessible and welcoming❤️
https://youtu.be/2sehDEit3h0?si=1aqgrVMqdoV_TubZ

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SLOW’s Year in Review | EVE Online 2024 Highlights

What an incredible year for SLOW Children At Play in EVE Online! From epic PvP to unforgettable moments, 2024 has been a blast. Huge thanks to Docgotgame for being part of our journey. We can’t wait for what 2025 has in store. Here’s to more growth, chaos, and adventure ahead!

See you in space. Fly safe. 🛰️

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Bump for the boys!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhhTD0mA8nY&ab_channel=SLOWCOMMUNITY

Check out the Iron man challenge!

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EVE Ironman COMEBACK: From Wreckage to Victory

I paused my main character’s skill queue in EVE Online—and she stays locked until I complete a brutal Ironman challenge with a brand new Caldari capsuleer: Mainless Mike.
No market. No help. No alts. Just grit.

In Episode 4, we recover from our loss in Episode 3. We've been knocked down during the Sisters of EVE Epic Arc - but when you've b...

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From one of our long time pilots in SL0W!
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SLOW: Kaleesi Kashada's EVE Online & SLOW Story #myEVEstory #mySLOW...

Kalessi Kashada shares his experience with EVE Online, how he found SLOW Children At Play, and what SLOW means to him.

Are you looking for a Corporation and Alliance to join? Do you want to fly with Kalessi Kashada? Look no further than Slow Children At Play! We are a group of misfits and nerds who like to make things go boom and make money, an...

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You want some good action and the best memes?

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Old'y but goodie! https://youtu.be/IDRG5ad6itg?si=5V9uFPI0pSLqpxCj

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SLOW vs BRAVE: Gladiator Match in EVE Online

SLOW vs BRAVE in an arranged 15v15 EVE Online PvP fleet fight! No warp-outs, no reinforcements — just raw tactics and a last-man-standing duel between two organized groups. SLOW takes the win!

Thanks to BRAVE for the clean fight and good sportsmanship. This kind of content is what makes EVE Online fleet warfare shine. More fights like this, p...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAjNE2OaIK0&ab_channel=SLOWCOMMUNITY

Our team had a blast! Good times and a really fun watch!

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ATXXI PvP Showdown: SLOW’s Last Chance Against Critical Mass

After a tough loss to Rusty Hyena Clan, SLOW fights back in the redemption rounds of EVE Online’s Alliance Tournament XXI (ATXXI) Feeders, facing Critical Mass in a do-or-die bid for a spot in ATXXI.

This intense PvP clash pits SLOW’s Heavy Control Comp against Critical Mass’ Heavy Assault Missile spam comp. Watch as tactics collide—and...

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It is time to liberate FW from Frat Join the fight today!

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https://youtu.be/Z8w-pylzlME?si=kURv8ELjkCxQQzMc
Don't miss this great interview!

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The Man Behind SLOW in EVE Online | Matthew O’Hearn Talks LEADERSHIP

Matthew O’Hearn, CEO of SLOW CHILDREN AT PLAY in EVE Online, shares his insights on leadership, community building, and what makes SLOW different in New Eden. In this exclusive interview, we dive into the challenges and victories of leading one of EVE Online’s most unique communities.

From the struggles of building a corporation to the valu...

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Check out the full Mainless Mike series!

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Mainless Mike’s 1500-Hour EVE Online Ironman Challenge (Full Series)

Welcome to the full movie edition of the EVE Online Ironman Challenge, featuring the complete journey of Mainless Mike — a brand-new Caldari capsuleer thrown into the dangerous universe of New Eden with nothing but grit. This is the entire Ironman series in one epic, bingeable video: no market trading, no help from alts, no outside assistance....

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Come check us out!!

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From Calm to Chaos | EVE Online Small Gang PVP Stream Highlights

Join me and fellow EVE Online streamer @SchadSquatch for a night of cruiser PvP mayhem across New Eden! We’re diving into small gang fights, unpredictable encounters, and those heart-pounding moments that make roaming in EVE truly special. Expect explosions, laughter, and a bit of chaos!

ROAM REPORT: https://www.roamreport.com/f/d442bra23akg0...

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Join is for our next adventure in drone lands! Many fights had and many more to come! Come fight and kill with the slowest kids in town!

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Come though and check us out!

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37B ISK Maelstrom Fight SLOW vs FRAT | EVE Online Null PVP!

While defending our pocket of the Drone Regions in EVE Online, SLOW finds itself dropped by an unexpected mix of Widows and a Minokawa right on our doorstep. What starts as a routine response turns into a full brawl as FRAT Hurricane Fleet Issues and FRIES Golems show up to harass, assist, or third party depending on the moment. Outnumbered and ...

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