#⚖R74n Courtroom👨⚖
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chicken is meat
we smash it by hammer
or if the burger seller is lazy
we just overheat a very-frozen meat instead.
ok stop intervening in the court
but there is some chicken burgers that have ground chicken
yes, im fixing myself
ok you have a point
remember one easy thing that is "n-o-a-f"
burger is different, FAR different than a sandvich
no-one-asked facts
huh
mr. upwalker, may you clarify your opinion as a jury?
well back to the court mission
well the ground chicken with buns is a chicken burger
there my clarify-opinion
since the defense seems to be done with their speech, do you have anything else to say, mr. moss?
when tf burger and sandwich transform to burwich
k i get it
yes i'm dyslexic😭
well looks like my taxi is here
goodbye
next trial
like "is the earth flat"
i'm gonna end the trial before the flat earther even begins their statement
real
Can ww start a is reg milk or chocolate milk better
Im the prosuciution on team reg milk
Apple man can be the judge
Guh can be jury
And we need to find smone who likes chocolate milk
As the defense
If the average human lifespan was 40 years, how would you change how you live your life?
I wouldnt
wew
why
your honor, i have no fucking clue why i'm still here
dunno
no trial because no one is arguing
ok sorry
@silk prawn i cas a trial
mossy 🌱 is AFK: fish - 4 hours ago
is water wet
I’m gonna argue
most likely not gonna be a trial
huh
reversible
what huh
thats a great idea
someone make this in objection.lol
i'm trying!!!!
link on objection.lol https://objection.lol/objection/6709578
have you finished yet
please do its gonna be so funny
scroll up
anyway it'd be funny if this trial was actually in session
mossy 🌱 is AFK: snorp mimimimimi - 5 hours ago
with a witness as well
if i'm gonna be the "producer" i definitely won't take part in the actual trial though
this is genuinely the coolest website ever
real
uwu
we may need a courtroom submission atp
no like one of
the free jazz guy
cheater one
first one here
i mean sure
but i don't think i can upload that on yt
(i can just drop the vid here though)
yeah
available to those with link
do tha
if its too lon
long
real
real
real
real
real
real
real
real
guh
should there be an objection.lol rendition everytime there's a trial here
9
9
1
yes
@severe flume here
ok this is actually so funny
we need more trialss
hhhh
erm there's already a trial for that
i won't be creating an objection.lol rendition of it tho because it's already on yt
abracadabra
h is better than j
objection
there are many things of j
that are good
like
agent j from men in black
actualy i forgot of donald j trump
ok it just depend on context
although h can also stand for hillary clinton
which is with donald trump
i think
i fogor
nuh uh
moral of the story: some things can be better than others depending on the context
so uhh
?
actually
there is no j
#💬│general message
according to nmarkov
but then again absence is not everything
absence is the absence of presence
i hate j!!!!
yuh huh
I wanna sue Barbara for not allowing freedom of speech
guh does not have a brother
better
6
7
1
h
real
i hate him
he is currently running my tiktok and xbox account!!
and my google account
i do
fair enough
fair enough
fair enough
is it juh
whas his name(was i correct though)
buh
buh
haha
no
whats his name then
WAITIWAIIIRIAIWI
WAIT
do you have any family
named juh
like
third cousin
yes ye good
@rare folio
no
why not
not even uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
your baby brother
that definitely exists
?
no baby brotha
my family consists of 25 people
when is the 26th
not until 9 years from now
#aceattorney #objection #objectionlol #funny
haha uncle
you have expolyst and when blocked?
yup
what did when do
I understand why one could have expolyst blocked
that would make a lot of sense
but idk what when did
me neither
makes sense
just ignore it
although I would imagine seeing
1 blocked message — Show message
would be more annoying
oh right
actually nvm this might be too mean
he looks like the brat album
@fallow dragon?
whuh
nothing
hi
court
ok so uh
wait
uhh
idk
im defense
so
how about uhh
accoun
or nouser
idk
im judg
~~i love sending people to jail ~~i love judging people
gelpn
do i get an achievement for joining a vc
Ok
witness is miles edgeworth
a
kilometers edgeworth
guh
theres an achievement where i have to get @'d
@dusky kestrel
does it have to be a reply
you are witness
im not getting the achievement
g
hazem can you start the coirt
@dusky kestrel
Present.
ok
we are here for the trial of moss for commiting genocide
Why are you pinging yourself
WE FORGOT THE MOST IMPORANT THING'
stfu
@fallow dragon dont forget to make this in objection.lol
everyone is AFK: eep - 2 hours ago
im trying to talk
i am trying to get the achievement
yup
is the prosecution ready?
wai lemme use bathroom rq brb
i declare the defendant gui-
what are we doing again
court
court
is the prosecution ready?
for what
stfu
courtroom stuff
whos being prosecuted
mnem are you ready
moss he commited genocide
moldy, for genocide
yup
court hasnt even starte
genocide equal bad
ok
wait im defense
though
Ok
guh
Moss seems to have commited genocide by ambiguous means
this means he murdered people with a gun i tihnk
Amount of casualties unknown
Yeah, probably the AK
moss shall explode
no
do you have any evidence prosecutor
no exploding
uhhhh
o shoot i forgot about this part cleans moss face
the guioteen
Mhmm
fucj he took a photo
hmm
Murder=genocide because i say so 
if moss do genocide
evidence added to the court record
if genocide mean kill lot of people
Moss is guilty end of story
kill moss
uhh
get out youre the jury
one person is better than a lot of people
@severe flume any counter arguments mr exployst
I HAVENT EVEN GOTTENA TURN
FREE SPEECH!!!
yes
i do
your honor, as you can see he has starred that message
@weak breach stfu
which means he agrres with what is happening
and like it
man i really wanted to be a lawyer
that was a very horrible use of an objection
No, it was totally because of the artistic merit of the photo
its literally there
mhm
totes
It says moss. You are moss. QED.
also as you can see he has 2 arms instead of like 3 which is what ai would do
Yeah
wheres the third arm
wait
what
wait
But observe the similarity between the pfp and the man damaged by an axe or similar weapon
party mode is actually hell
moss you killed 100 people
ok if you do not have anything related to court to say respectfully be quiet
yeah
the fingerprints of the gun
I have an 1880s almanac 
why am i doing the prosecutors job
Also, CCTV footage
@hushed bear you continue this
Gimme a rootkit
ok
I kinda locked myself out of the computer it was on
im gonna unlawyer expolyst
And it has bitlocker on it
*insert snore sound effect here*
(totally)
(found a screenshot)
wht
-# ||confuse them as much as possible||
uhh wrong imag
The man here is controlled by you, with an electromechanical system
Im going to try and find out where i put the evidence
I should really start putting things in folders
reminds me of terminator
i should watch that again soon
anyway are you guys gonna continue or not
Sketch by an eyewitness (who is bad at art)
I am resurrected
objection
bro is going to jail
\
L bozo
that is obviously a scarecrow
Your brain has been replicated
Your other self has been tricked into documenting the original you's actions
GUILTY!!!
not in aa
BANISH HIM!!!
I OBJECT
Then, the other you was murdered with an AK disposed of
the ace attorney what
Due to being a needless expense to keep
gaes
GAMES
Give a sample
To test for brain rootkits hallucinogens etc.
CHAT
your honor, stfu you werent even there
yes i was
Nuh uh
Give me the name, address, and phone number of the smith
However, it could be considered as being forced to do it
@fallow dragon you have the most interesting trial idea ever
everyone is AFK: eep - 2 hours ago
if it is being forced how is it self sentient and the judge
i was forced :(
Under pain of death (in this case, getting destroyed for not being a good gun)
you still were the accomplice
The soul was imbued into the gun
At the very least, that can be reduced to a charge of manslaughter (it wasn't with malicious intent)
@onyx tinsel you are super duper mega guilty
umm
And moss also is
soul containment unit
Partially because of threatening huzzah (imbued into a gun) with destruction
nuh uh
id run away
So the judge is a convicted felon now
Moss shall be sentenced to death by AK
Intresting
im the AK
I forged another AK
SO YOURE A MURDERER?!?!?!
Huzzah shall be placed in a ghost containment unit, until we figure out how to kill a ghost
Moss is innocent
show
if moss is manfred von karma
then
he
murdered multiple peopl
e
and he is
manfred von karma
That shall place it firmly in the future
Innocent until proven guilty
a play
Moss is now also convicted of illegal time travel
your honor edgeworth was forcing him to
phoenix isnt that short
he saidthat incase of a camera
I was at the scene
(edge)
I saw moss rehearsing that play
and that isnt miles edgeworth in that image
Well, moss still has the conviction of threatening the AK form of huzzah (now to be known as IAK) with death by destruction
thats KİLOMETERS EDGEWORTH!!
no
Give proof
yes but he clearly was forced to force the ak to kill
And that's still a threat to IAK
But it's also a threat by edgeworth to moss
So it's a nested threat, whatever that is
The man in the photo matches with the man in the original image
Enprovify.
actually edgeworth was here when uhh the murder was commited
WRONG İMAG
AGAİN
NHTRGF
You also have a charge of illegal time travel, btw
İ MEANT THİS İMAGE
Edgeworth now has two counts of threatening
fake, that man is clearly his w=twin brother
its only one
the other is a deepfake
this is my proof
So, what stands is
moss | illegal time travel, threatening, murder (potentially reduced by threats) huzzah | murder (potentially lessend by threats) edgeworth | threatening (2x)
You threatened IAK with death by destruction
ok
The gun was destroyed by melting in lava to destroy the evidence, leading to the ghostification of huzzah
when you forced me to shoot peopl
Actually, because you destroyed IAK, you now have an extra count of murder
You are a ghost
doesnt that count as dead
@silk prawn
So moss has eleven counts of murder, a possible count of illegal time travel, and a count of illegal threatening (IAK with destruction)
He shall be sentenced by AK
cool
IAK shall be confined, until we figure out how to kill a ghost
Edgeworth shall be killed by an "accidental" car crash
say
trut is beter than li
You shall be executed by AK, for contempt of the court (lying is not always better than the truth, because i say so, therefore it is a lie in the courtroom, which is punishable as obstruction of justice, which is contempt of the court)
bitter truth is better than the sweetest li
Well, moss is dead by now
@silk prawn i cast healing syringe from ppg
no
I cast vial of spell backfire
Moss is now more dead
i cast immortality serum from ppg on him
You can't make a ghost immortal in any meaningful way
oh wait
i can use on body
ghost friend??
imortality means you should always be alive
All that means is that it can't become a recursive ghost
It could be considered lack of death from aging
Therefore, moss is a ghost
The body has been destroyed with HCL
Which has since been sent into deep space and then nuked
There is no tangible moss anymore
the ghost is confined in the same facility as huzzah
do ghosts even need food
Since the size is unlimited in practice
Well, it helps make ghosts less bored
also like
Ghosts eat and drink for fun
Since it can't really affect anything
with sandboxe;l
You have that
will it have ace attorney
Yes
yay
For now, that's all that's there, except for email
thank
like garry mod
me too
You are in jail, remember
Because it's ghost confinement
Well, step one is to suicide
that bad
Then, the ghost can be moved to confinement
just kill me
We do not have the budget to build it in the physical world
Because IAK was destroyed
i guess my oc is a ghost
how can you build in ghost world then
is it just like
lucid dream
do absolutely anythingf
Remember
for free
Yup
no like i keep saying "im a ghost haha" joke
That's why we aren't stupidly over budget
so cant they just bend the laws of reality and move the walls
Ok
it is a lucid dream world
The ghosts themselves are prevented from doing that
External influences
No, it's more like an infinite plain, with all structures created by using a bunch of energy
just use hell
Which is practically free for the courtroom, because of our benefactors
The rent is too high
(we do have to pay rent, but just for using it)
think of it as giving a present to satan
It doesn't cost more to use more space
Well, we may move it down there
If rent reduces enough for it to be worthwile
Just realised this trial has been going on for about an hour and 20 minutes
everyone is AFK: eep - 3 hours ago
he will probably crop some parts out
He could make a segment thats not just court
He could add like an aftermath of the tria
That would be cool
Yeah
is this still going
no
👍
not rn it's literally just 6am tho
can you ping when you finish
sure
obv there's already more than 200 dialogues now
@severe flume @silk prawn @onyx tinsel https://youtu.be/xNH6Qt4bio8?si=8fT6YdO98SPKP3gA
ok i can go eep now
ok
Now to make an uncropped one (will probably not happen)
we need another courtroom trial!!!
yes
qhar
we need an unconvicted judge this time
i may consider that but it would have to be unlisted
nobody would actually watch it otherwise
Maybe put a link to it in the description of
the shortened one
ok how about moss be the judge
I will be the judge
He was, remember
For threatening and murder/genocide
Maybe
Or maybe just the next person who joins this server
Effective after a week
same
Same
I've committed destruction of property in school
How much?
wait
once
this isn't related to the server but anyways https://youtu.be/ia3dTl-A_Ik
#aceattorney #mayafey #objectionlol #phoenixwright #courtroom #funny
@fallow dragon i got a genius idea
hmm
hmm good idea
it can
what if you do handle then remove display
actually i realised it's because applicon.real is already taken as a handle
lmao i definitely took someone else's handle by keeping it appliconReal
i need to unblock them
shit
moss is the prosecutor i think
im the udge
is there even a
defense
[Insert cool GIF of someone exiting a court building]
im watching
@silk prawn
idk i will just be the public people
the gallery?
yes
court ?!
idk
why court
i am back
ok
hi
what the fuck is happening
Ok welcome
ok
uhhhhh
ok
oh
shut up
what
raiding what
were here for the trial of oleg for raiding a (discord) server
is the prosecution ready?
watching
wait
yes
what did he raid
can yall stfu
which server
hmm
let me get proofs
he sent it
wait hes taking screnshot
umm
"all raiders join large and grief everything"
proofs acquired
wat
who's the defense
oleg
oleg
yes
a
bro is attacking himself
continue mr moss?
a
// bro seriously needs a lawyer
one more mistake and im proving @elfin ravine guilty
// true
fuck loopy
what
"ranked"
hm?
there are no ranked in discord
is ranked the (shortened) server name?
and anything abt that
no
and your evidence?
its a roblox elected admin raid
ranked server
ranked server is a large server but bigger
thats a whole ahh city then
oleg is either very bad at lying or hes stupid mentally challenged
in elected admin it means bigger server
true
it appears sometimes
hmm
by server tab..?
what is bro talking about
no idea
// how do you not know what server tab is😭
nvm
i meant if its an ingame server tab or the roblox server tab
here's a zip file with all of the evidence
ingame
idk how it gets in the server tab
brb
go on
it just appears
// probably selected by devs
what
probably
yes