⚖R74n Courtroom👨⚖

[severe flume]

dibs on judge

[remote basalt]

the guh

idc who i am

[severe flume]

i call shotgun on judges seat

[remote basalt]

im just watching

[severe flume]

jury

[slate jackal]

😠 im gonna prove everyone wrong

[severe flume]

ok uhh

[lime blade]

me

[severe flume]

i forgot what a judge does

[lime blade]

erm

[severe flume]

eh ill give it to chatgbd

[lime blade]

unless he wants to represent himself

[slate jackal]

i dunno tbh i got so much evidence

[tribal jetty]

Set a reminder in 2 minutes from now (<t:1724798985:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[lime blade]

ok so

[jade nest]

free jazz guy was innocent

[lime blade]

what is he getting accused of

[slate jackal]

rigging elections

[jade nest]

clearly someone just had the same name as them

[slate jackal]

🗣️

[steady hemlock]

free jazz has the right to a public defender,~~ albeit not nessicarily a good one~~

[lime blade]

do you even

have an alt

[slate jackal]

no tf

[severe flume]

ATTENTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIONNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[slate jackal]

my only alt is a femboy

wait

fuck

[lime blade]

what is happening

uhhh

wait

[jade nest]

why is expolyst judge

[severe flume]

ok good silence

[remote basalt]

court

[steady hemlock]

i didnt know expolyst was your alt

[jade nest]

why would such an honest and reliable person rig an election

[warm jewel]

soldier tf2?????

[severe flume]

yes

how did you know

[warm jewel]

to let nouser win

[severe flume]

What

[lime blade]

how would he rig the elections

graaaah

[slate jackal]

CAN WE START THE THING NOW

[severe flume]

im not into that shit

[warm jewel]

nouser our new leader

[jade nest]

what

[severe flume]

ok uhh

ORDER IN THE COURTT

[warm jewel]

why is a convicted felon the judge

[severe flume]

ok uhh

[jade nest]

donald trump

[severe flume]

reason of court session

[slate jackal]

@lime blade do not.

[tribal jetty]

Reminder for @silk prawn

Reminder from YAGPDB

a

[lime blade]

what is happening

whuh

[severe flume]

prosecutor you may speak

[steady hemlock]

excellent point!

[lime blade]

ermm yup

[slate jackal]

yes he is

[jade nest]

technically the rigging was free since jazz is free and free jazz is jazz and jazz is everything, therefore free jazz is everything and everything is free until presidency when laws are changed

[slate jackal]

shut up twix

we aint reading allat

[warm jewel]

saul goodman

[lime blade]

ready for what

[severe flume]

@soft herald

[lime blade]

i am a horrible defense btw

[steady hemlock]

if free jazz is found not guilty does he become world leader

[severe flume]

idk but his user is saul goodman

[slate jackal]

you fucking idiot

ill represent myself

guys

[lime blade]

ok

[severe flume]

ok

uhhh

[jade nest]

free jazz guy is a convicted murderer

[slate jackal]

u can watch

[steady hemlock]

damn i predicted it

[severe flume]

ok uhh

[slate jackal]

ok uh anyway whatever i am im ready

[severe flume]

i think he is

yeah

[lime blade]

// i accuse you of being a meanie

[steady hemlock]

add that to the list of charges

free jazz you seem to be bad at getting peoples vote which isnt good because i want someone who isnt me to win

[severe flume]

charges of free jazz guy:
meanie
free jazz

ok

summon him

[lime blade]

your witness may i summon my honor

[jade nest]

guys new charge

murdr

evidence for murder

[lime blade]

whotosphopped

[steady hemlock]

maybe summon someone who is awake

[jade nest]

no

[lime blade]

@ free ping

[jade nest]

im going to burn this fucking courtroom to the ground

[slate jackal]

when the fucjlk is it my turn i aint got all day

[warm jewel]

i saw that too

[lime blade]

i accuse you of trying to burn this fucking courtroom to the ground

tbh i didnt even know courtrooms could do that

[severe flume]

charges of free jazz guy:
meanie
free jazz
murdr

[jade nest]

no evidence

[remote basalt]

whar

[lime blade]

Sea

[jade nest]

faked

[remote basalt]

uhh

[jade nest]

im still running for world leader

[remote basalt]

i uhh

i make poll

uhhh

and

free jazz guy vote for himself

that's bad

ye

[slate jackal]

cross what the who??

[jade nest]

cross the train tracks

i think

[slate jackal]

bro i aint paid no attention i was on YouTube shorts while i waited till i could talk

idk bruh

[remote basalt]

how did all this happen

[slate jackal]

yeah no

[severe flume]

free jazz guy you have 4 charges

ok wait

uhhh

uhh

ORDER IN THE COURT

or uhh

ISLEENCE

SILENCE THYSELVES

[remote basalt]

guh

[severe flume]

wha

[jade nest]

can we put a charge on moss

[severe flume]

hm

[lime blade]

not his problem nouser didn't vote for himself fr‼️‼️

[slate jackal]

idk no i dont

i only have proof im innocent idk

[jade nest]

thats actually just a different person with a different name

[severe flume]

is that all the evidence

?

charges of free jazz guy:
meanie
free jazz
murdr
rigging election

all charges

in total

[remote basalt]

no

[jade nest]

yes

[slate jackal]

ok

[jade nest]

i meant

[lime blade]

what is the free jazz there for

[jade nest]

different person with the same name

[slate jackal]

uh your honor if i were actually voting myself

https://tenor.com/view/tidal-wave-geometry-dash-extreme-gif-13003765587223276271

would i be able

to do this

[severe flume]

hm????????????????????????????????????????????????

yes

indeed

[steady hemlock]

who is the jury

[severe flume]

which is why

GUILTY

GUILTY AS CHARGEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[warm jewel]

i have a funny idea

[slate jackal]

your honor

[jade nest]

put charges on moss

[slate jackal]

one last thing

[lime blade]

objection your witness
homor simpson

[severe flume]

ok

NEXTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT'

[steady hemlock]

can u prosecute me

i rigged it too

[severe flume]

ace attourney paid off

[warm jewel]

im filing motion for disqualification based on affiliation with nousernamefound

[lime blade]

being a meanie

[jade nest]

moss watches skibidi toilet

[lime blade]

and murder thing i think

[warm jewel]

expolyst has voted for nouser and therefore couldn't be objective during the trial

[slate jackal]

bro wtf i had one more thing to say

[warm jewel]

and has not recused himself

[slate jackal]

Fuck thid im leaving

[severe flume]

aw being a judge is fun

[slate jackal]

stupid rigged court

[jade nest]

expolyst shouldnt be judge

[slate jackal]

im suing this stupid court

[jade nest]

he’s like

[slate jackal]

true

#expolystout

[jade nest]

expolyst is donald trump

[slate jackal]

hes rigged

[severe flume]

what

[lime blade]

yeah

[severe flume]

nuh uh

[lime blade]

expolyst awful

ii would be a better judge

[slate jackal]

he likes the prosecution on purpose

[jade nest]

convicted criminal with a political position

[slate jackal]

he didnt even let me prove myself

[severe flume]

moss quick

use your defending skills

[steady hemlock]

damn it

[lime blade]

FREE JAZZ GUY NOT GUILTY!! (i havent even become judge yet)

[jade nest]

im going to shoot expolyst in the ear

[steady hemlock]

an admission is evidence!!

[severe flume]

me

[steady hemlock]

i admit to rigging the election against myself

[slate jackal]

defending the judge is dumb

[severe flume]

gasp

[slate jackal]

Ion think thats how it worjs

[severe flume]

new session in court

[slate jackal]

fuck this im leaving guys

[warm jewel]

well the conviction can be overturned so free jazz guy can be not guilty

[slate jackal]

never coming back here again

[severe flume]

yeah

nobody is perfec

hey wai

[steady hemlock]

ggod smartest person here

[warm jewel]

conclusion: expolyst is a felon

[jade nest]

nobody will after i burn this courtroom down

[severe flume]

no

[severe flume]

well jokes on you there was already court in the bunker

cant court me again!!!!!

i think

is it allowed

[warm jewel]

we have revisited your case 2 times

[jade nest]

you had like 5 cases there

all guilty

[lime blade]

why do you suddenly remember the bunker out of nowhere

[steady hemlock]

and came to the same conclusion both times

[warm jewel]

yeah

but never went through with it

[lime blade]

i accuse expolyst of uhhhh

doing hate crimes

[severe flume]

Nuh uh

[lime blade]

ermmmm talking about bunker

[severe flume]

i accuse ztuned of forcing me to listen to free jaz

[warm jewel]

actually why haven't we lmao

[severe flume]

sorry i ment edd

[lime blade]

yeah that's right

[steady hemlock]

there are a lot more serious things u could accuse that guy of...

[lime blade]

listen to free jazz

right now

[steady hemlock]

genuinely dont know

[warm jewel]

there were literally no objections

[severe flume]

ok but you still owe me2 dollars

[severe flume]

what was it

yes

2 charges

ztuned has more than me

[steady hemlock]

jjesus you arent even on thin ice. you are literally standing on water

[warm jewel]

we came to that conclusion unanimously both times and we still haven't done anything

[severe flume]

jesus reference

[jade nest]

previously, expolyst has committed many horrific crimes like
avoiding court (1x)
unexplainable crimes (7x)
avoiding punishment (6x)

[warm jewel]

true

you're lucky you can do that

[lime blade]

i accuse expolyst of being an awful human being in general

i am now the judge

guilty

ggwp

[jade nest]

guilty

[lime blade]

case closed

jjwp fr

360 noscope

[severe flume]

yeah

[steady hemlock]

i dont think there could be any jury that could be reasonably convinced without a doubt that jjesus is innocent

thats just not possible

[lime blade]

your honor, it was a joke

[jade nest]

doesn’t matter

expolyst is guilty

[severe flume]

well uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ive changed

[steady hemlock]

mhm

suree

[severe flume]

i have served my jail sentence(one week timeout before)

[steady hemlock]

changed just as much as our decision

[jade nest]

“i cast sb banging spell” - expolyst, yesterday

[severe flume]

Nuh uh

[jade nest]

yes

[severe flume]

no proof at al

[lime blade]

do you have evidence

[severe flume]

i uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[lime blade]

if yes that guy is not recovering

[steady hemlock]

how about @prime yoke be the judge? they're so innocent, unbiased, and unknowing of all this

[jade nest]

probably i dunno

lemme check

[severe flume]

@soft herald saul help me

[lime blade]

maybe windows + v

which opens the clipboard

[jade nest]

sb was the one who did the worst yesterday

https://tenor.com/view/freakbob-gif-11176155028712317218

sb

[lime blade]

// now we're just gonna be using // to comment

// but i'm not speaking!!! hey!!

[remote basalt]

were still doing this

[steady hemlock]

i wonder who has a shit ton of screenshots and evidence against jjesus

[lime blade]

ermmm

[lime blade]

hmmm

i wonder who

[steady hemlock]

coincidentally described 2 people

[jade nest]

EVIDENCE

[lime blade]

HOLY SHIT

[severe flume]

huh

wjat

uhh

hold oj

[steady hemlock]

yeah wait what are expolyst charges

specifically

[jade nest]

being a bad human being

[severe flume]

@weary elm i choose you!!!!!!!

[steady hemlock]

well that doesnt narrow it down at all

[jade nest]

and these

[severe flume]

yeah

no ones perfect
and if perfect mean good
everyone is bad

[jade nest]

sir this is court

[lime blade]

talking about inappropriate stuff even after 'changing'
uhhh
also begging
a lot

[jade nest]

why

why story of undertale

[steady hemlock]

some of jjesus crimes are legit so bad we probably cant talk about them here

[jade nest]

yes

[lime blade]

btw @silk prawn the video contains a third reason

watch it very carefully

veeeerrryyyy

carefully

[steady hemlock]

one major one is of a minor

ztunedd am i or you the prosecutor

[lime blade]

uhh you

[steady hemlock]

i can censor a few screenshots if u the prosecutor

and u call me as a witness

[lime blade]

i dont wanna be prosecutor raaaaaaaaaah

[jade nest]

DONT POST THE EVIDENCE

EVEN IF BLURRED

https://tenor.com/view/cry-gif-13328108869509964634

[severe flume]

how

[lime blade]

wait also

being a bad judge

[severe flume]

uhhhhhh

[lime blade]

NTO me

NOT me

[severe flume]

nouser

[steady hemlock]

im the witness??

[lime blade]

nouser knows what to post and what not to post

[severe flume]

he was definitely in the bunjer

[steady hemlock]

okay

[severe flume]

and not

[lime blade]

uhh

[severe flume]

oh fuck

[jade nest]

me

[severe flume]

i forgot

[lime blade]

hold on

witness?

[severe flume]

he has the doc

[lime blade]

erm

[steady hemlock]

let me find one of the more.. mundane things

and censor it

[severe flume]

@lime blade be the witness pleae

[jade nest]

https://tenor.com/view/sunny-omori-omori-sunny-afraid-sunny-afraid-omori-omori-sunny-afraid-gif-26005497

[severe flume]

if i go down i go down with you

and rtx

[lime blade]

i mean i saw it happen fr..!

[jade nest]

only rtx

[severe flume]

eh

yeah

[jade nest]

i recovered from the one bad thing i said

[severe flume]

fourt

[steady hemlock]

bro ur bad at this

let me supply the evidence

[severe flume]

youre the judeg????

[lime blade]

fuck off okay

[severe flume]

col

[lime blade]

people are the one saying like

'oh he should be that'

'he should be'

[jade nest]

i recovered so much i joined the great republic of freaknomore and became vice president

[lime blade]

no

[severe flume]

hey i asked you to be my witness

[lime blade]

like i tried to be the defense and failed immediately i don't want to do this shit again

[steady hemlock]

okay

[lime blade]

what is happening

it's like hiring a coder as a lawyer EXCEPT that actually happened here

whos the witness

whos the prosecutor

erm

[steady hemlock]

i guess you?? since u dont wanna be prosecutor

[severe flume]

good idea

uhhh

@lime blade will you be my lawyer

[lime blade]

no

no i am not

[severe flume]

you the only coder i know

and uhh

@wintry warren

[lime blade]

i leave the court

bye

i'm gonna grab some snacks

[jade nest]

i'll be expolyst's lawyer guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok so first defense

[severe flume]

tank you very much

[steady hemlock]

can i be my own witness

[lime blade]

https://tenor.com/view/whopper-burger-king-gif-27566515

[jade nest]

expolyst is guilty

[severe flume]

Nuh uh

[steady hemlock]

okay

[severe flume]

your honor

i cast CURSE OF RA

[jade nest]

expolyst is so bad that even though im his lawyer im not going to defend him

[steady hemlock]

this is the LEAST terrible thing i have collected from jjesus

[lime blade]

*ztunedd is no longer in the court

*but has instead replaced the ceiling with glass and is currently on a helicopter

[jade nest]

also rtx hasnt recovered

[lime blade]

*watching everything happen from a safe distance

[jade nest]

yesterday rtx was very freaky along with sb

sb was freakbob

[remote basalt]

wha

[jade nest]

sb was expolyst

[steady hemlock]

twix arent you jjesus's defense

[jade nest]

yes but im not defending them because theyre so bad

@severe flume give me your money im a good lawyer

nonono im defending them

uhhh

@severe flume GIVE ME MONEY

BEFORE I RESIGN

[steady hemlock]

jjesus i believe it is in your best interest to represent yourself

no one wants to defend you

[lime blade]

no one wants to
no one would

[steady hemlock]

he fell asleep in the court room

damn it

[lime blade]

mods, pour a bucket of water on his head

[steady hemlock]

which button is that?

[lime blade]

it's this button

and then uhhh

[jade nest]

can we start a new case

[severe flume]

sorry i was in the bathroom

[lime blade]

and then this

that

[severe flume]

rate my quote guys

[steady hemlock]

jjesus

[lime blade]

and then type 'WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!! [enter]' 16 times

[severe flume]

hi

[steady hemlock]

do u wanna cross examine

or not

[severe flume]

uhh

i know what thagt is but can you explain ofr other

for other people

[steady hemlock]

it was explained when you were the judge 😭

[severe flume]

i mean he did say that once

truth i gues

[steady hemlock]

so you admit?

[lime blade]

wtf saul goodman is online

[steady hemlock]

it would be in your best interest to admit.. i dont want to post the rest of that shit for your sake

[severe flume]

uuuhh

[jade nest]

EXECUTE

[steady hemlock]

he said it was the truth 😭

[severe flume]

yes

hold on

[lime blade]

mr expolyst is there anything you want to say on your own behalf before i pronounce your sentence?

[severe flume]

as you can se

it doesnt exist in my photos

also id like to start a new case

whtay

moss how coukld you

[lime blade]

i accuse lacmc9 of being french

[steady hemlock]

thank god

[viscid echo]

mossy stone bricks 🌱 is AFK: snorp mimimimimi - a few seconds ago

[steady hemlock]

your honor im gonna go take a shit

[severe flume]

i accuse sb of being back in bunker form

i have the proof

idk if this counst

i do remmeber that

uhh

he said he back in bunker form

i did not screenshot

but he is violating rule 5

multiple times

@silk prawn

[viscid echo]

mossy stone bricks 🌱 is AFK: snorp mimimimimi - 2 minutes ago

[severe flume]

your honor

[wintry warren]

who summoned me

[severe flume]

i did

as my lawyer

(ztunedds idea)

he said to hire a coder as a lawyer

[wintry warren]

client pleads guilty

[severe flume]

br

[wintry warren]

trol

[severe flume]

ok i shouldve expected that

well atleast i dont get jail time

phew

[lime blade]

what

[lime blade]

i am currently watching from a helicopter im not even in the courtroom

[jade nest]

i have more

[severe flume]

Show

we need to start a new case

because uhh

[weary elm]

what was I being pinged for?

[weary elm]

also fuck this song he posted

[lime blade]

meanie

[weary elm]

but it sucks

[lime blade]

it's so bad that it's good

[weary elm]

nuh uh

[fallow dragon]

very important indeed

[remote basalt]

guh

[charred trout]

Erm

[brisk pine]

I am greatest seer

I'm smart

[lethal ember]

whats 1+1

[maiden shore]

story of undertale

[fallow dragon]

today we won't be opening any weirdass cases

[charred trout]

What the hell

[brisk pine]

1

[fallow dragon]

we'll be proving the statement: "water is wet"

[lethal ember]

OH NO HE IS SMART

[rare folio]

huh

[charred trout]

Water isn't 100% water

[rare folio]

who is judge

[brisk pine]

OBJECTION!

[fallow dragon]

ok who's defending this statement

[fallow dragon]

me

[rare folio]

ok

[brisk pine]

[fallow dragon]

@charred trout Is the defense ready?

[charred trout]

CANCEL!, RUTHLESS STATEMENT!

[rare folio]

ill watch

[lethal ember]

SAME

https://tenor.com/view/popcorn-gossip-listening-suspense-drama-gif-13117366258359790345

[charred trout]

Yes

[fallow dragon]

@violet ridge Is the prosecution ready?

[onyx tinsel]

guh??

[remote basalt]

im watching

[rare folio]

same

[violet ridge]

oh yes

[onyx tinsel]

who is the defendant

[violet ridge]

like what do i do

[lethal ember]

get some popcorn

[fallow dragon]

amity

[onyx tinsel]

no

[brisk pine]

Water is a compound, H2O — it's neither wet nor dry

[onyx tinsel]

not the defense

[remote basalt]

🍿

[onyx tinsel]

THE DEFEDANT

the accused

[fallow dragon]

you'll be prosecuting this statement: "water is wet"

[lethal ember]

https://tenor.com/view/popcorn-gossip-listening-suspense-drama-gif-13117366258359790345

[brisk pine]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-popcorn-pepe-pepe-frog-frog-meme-pepe-gif-13771789960385103599

[onyx tinsel]

oh

[violet ridge]

so do i prove it wrong or right

[onyx tinsel]

will i be a witness

[fallow dragon]

sure.

[brisk pine]

i watching drama of this forum

[fallow dragon]

prove it wrong since that was your option

[onyx tinsel]

your prosecuting it so prove it wrong

[charred trout]

OBJECTION UR HONOR HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HiS DOING!

[fallow dragon]

anyway, are both parties ready?

[devout wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/muzeke-gif-27066381

[lethal ember]

https://tenor.com/view/popcorn-gossip-listening-suspense-drama-gif-13117366258359790345

[rare folio]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-jam-popcorn-cat-amigos-de-los-gatos-cat-jam-popcorn-gif-20604542

[violet ridge]

the defendant is ready

[fallow dragon]

okay

[onyx tinsel]

what

[lethal ember]

popcorns are ready to

[charred trout]

Yes

[onyx tinsel]

stop eating!! eating is banned in the courtroom

[fallow dragon]

the witness shall now begin their testimony

[lethal ember]

no

[onyx tinsel]

uhh

[remote basalt]

nuh uh

[onyx tinsel]

so anyways

[lethal ember]

https://tenor.com/view/popcorn-gossip-listening-suspense-drama-gif-13117366258359790345

[charred trout]

coughs

[onyx tinsel]

DONT CUT ME OFF

[fallow dragon]

the jury shall remain quiet

[devout wagon]

no🍿

[fallow dragon]

hazel, continue your testimony

[onyx tinsel]

so,

water isnt wet!!

[brisk pine]

Make this court more DRAMA

[onyx tinsel]

becaus

eu

shut up

so anyways

[devout wagon]

guh

[onyx tinsel]

water isnt wet because water makes things wet and isnt wet itself

thats all

im

not a good witness

am i

[round valve]

cheeseburger

[lethal ember]

https://tenor.com/view/popcorn-gossip-listening-suspense-drama-gif-13117366258359790345

[violet ridge]

so what stops it from not getting rself wet?

[brisk pine]

Water is a compound, H2O — it's neither wet nor dry

[onyx tinsel]

yes

i agree with jury

[fallow dragon]

does the defendant have anything against this?

[lethal ember]

so you agree whıt popcorn

[onyx tinsel]

whos the defendant

i think you mean

defense

[fallow dragon]

oh mb

anyways

[onyx tinsel]

theres no "defendant"

[charred trout]

OBJECTION!, UR HONOR HERES AN PROOF

[onyx tinsel]

hold it!

how does that

[charred trout]

So water Do gets wet

[onyx tinsel]

prove

anything

explain.

[charred trout]

UNLESS THE SURFACE IS HIGDROPONIC

[brisk pine]

Wet is a word use when object cover in H2O (Water)

[onyx tinsel]

"higdroponic"?

[charred trout]

Eh idk what I'm doing

[onyx tinsel]

hey

judge

wheres the

[fallow dragon]

@violet ridge does the prosecution not have anything to say?

[onyx tinsel]

prosecution

[violet ridge]

oh uh

[onyx tinsel]

may i take his place

[violet ridge]

so water is not wet right

[charred trout]

No!

[onyx tinsel]

ok

[fallow dragon]

if the prosecution remains quiet,you may

[onyx tinsel]

thank you judge

but hes talking right now

[violet ridge]

then explain it:
you have hands ,right?

and you touch your body with your hand

that doesn't make you a hand

[charred trout]

ATOM'S DON'T TOUCH EACH OTHER

[fallow dragon]

Ms. Random, may you clarify your statement?

[charred trout]

doesn't*

[violet ridge]

ok wait

[violet ridge]

that proves my point

[onyx tinsel]

// im definitely taking a screenshot of this after we are done

[onyx tinsel]

eu

be the fucking witness

please

[brisk pine]

ok

[violet ridge]

water molecules are made of three atoms,and they don't touch each other.

[fallow dragon]

😭

[onyx tinsel]

now i may descend to being the jury

[charred trout]

BUT!, IF AN OBJECT IS SURROUNDED BY WATER IS STATES THAT iTs WET!

[fallow dragon]

hm, the defense has quite a point.

Ms. Random, anything against it?

[onyx tinsel]

may i present the possibility of it being neither "wet" or "dry"?

[violet ridge]

You recently said water molecules don't touch each other: which means they don't make each other wet!hence they arent wet!!

[charred trout]

U blind?

[fallow dragon]

Go on, Ms Hazel

[onyx tinsel]

uh

[violet ridge]

Your honor,this is unrelated to the case!!

[fallow dragon]

Mr. Amity Eve, may you present the reason you think the prosecution is blind?

[onyx tinsel]

mr eu was talking about it earlier, may we instead summon him to the stand?

[fallow dragon]

Okay.

[charred trout]

ur honor in my respect he did not read "If an object is surrounded by water molecules then its considered wet"

[fallow dragon]

The court has now appointed @brisk pine as the witness.

[onyx tinsel]

// is water wet or not wet

// argument

[brisk pine]

Ok

[fallow dragon]

What's your evidence here?

Okay.

[onyx tinsel]

hold it! you may not insult other parties, this is court.

[fallow dragon]

Does the prosecution have anything to say?

[onyx tinsel]

he said ok

[fallow dragon]

Since the current witness remains inactive, @silk prawn has been appointed as the witness.

[lethal ember]

moss get some popcorn

[onyx tinsel]

no

[charred trout]

Ur honor here's an model on it, (moving things are water ) (box is glass) and yes! It indeed doesn't not touch but it is surrounded by it!.

[onyx tinsel]

hes the witness

[lethal ember]

wha

[charred trout]

Hes right ur honor!

[onyx tinsel]

ms. @violet ridge are you still there?

[fallow dragon]

Quite a point there, Mr. Moss.

@charred trout You may now begin your cross-examination.

[onyx tinsel]

i am the bailiff (real)

[devout wagon]

there are water moleculas in air

[fallow dragon]

Is the prosecution still here?

[brisk pine]

air contain steam

[onyx tinsel]

ms. random?

[fallow dragon]

@violet ridge

[charred trout]

Ur honor, this states that water gets an object wet depending on what surface the water is on.

[onyx tinsel]

the prosecution appears to be dead

[charred trout]

Is the object is

[lethal ember]

random got murderd

[onyx tinsel]

umm

[lethal ember]

thıs can be a court thıng

[charred trout]

Hydroponic then the object doesn't get wet!

[onyx tinsel]

hey judge

we

need a new prosecutor

[fallow dragon]

If the prosecution remains quiet, the court will appoint @onyx tinsel as the new prosecution.

[onyx tinsel]

NO

not me

someone else please

[lethal ember]

https://tenor.com/view/khat-gif-21583754

get thıs cat as prosucator

[charred trout]

Ur honor the prosecution isn't coming back

That's state's that we have won the case

!

[fallow dragon]

Since the prosecution remains quiet, the court now appoints @brisk pine as the prosecution.

Mr. Eu, what's your statement against the defense's testimony?

[lethal ember]

they murderd eu to ı thınk

[onyx tinsel]

mr.Eu?

@brisk pine

[fallow dragon]

mreu

[violet ridge]

i'm back

what did the defense say

[onyx tinsel]

the prosecution seems to have come back to life

damn

[charred trout]

...

[fallow dragon]

Okay, Ms Random shall now return as the prosecution.

@violet ridge What is your statement against the defense's testimony?

[violet ridge]

ok so

[onyx tinsel]

i will be investigating the matter

[violet ridge]

according to google's definition,"wet" refers to the saturation or touching of water molecules on an object

water molecules come as a whole,and thus they don't touch each other"

therefore,water is not wet!

[tulip garnet]

counterpoint

[charred trout]

UR HONOR!

• Adhesive forces and cohesive forces are the primary factors in determining whether an object becomes wet.
• Surface tension plays a significant role in the spreading of water on a surface.
• Surface properties of the object, temperature of the water, and presence of surfactants can influence the wetting process.
  Therefore, the Court rules that:
• Adhesive forces between water molecules and the object's molecules are essential for wetting to occur.
• Cohesive forces among water molecules contribute to surface tension, which can facilitate or hinder wetting.
• Surface properties, temperature, and surfactants can modify the balance between adhesive and cohesive forces, altering the wetting behavior.
  This ruling is final and binding.

[tulip garnet]

in order for water to exert pressure its molecules bounce off each other

[onyx tinsel]

uhm

[fallow dragon]

Both the defense and prosecution have quite some points.

Does the witness have anything else to testify?

[onyx tinsel]

oh i thought the judge disappeared for a moment

[fallow dragon]

Go on, Mr. Moss

[violet ridge]

yes

[lethal ember]

ım gona pop open second ıce tea

[violet ridge]

witness ontop

@charred trout

haha loser

[brisk pine]

sorry for offline

[onyx tinsel]

hmm nice point

[fallow dragon]

Ms. Random, you may not insult anybody in the court

[charred trout]

Hm

[fallow dragon]

What are the defense's thoughts on these?

[charred trout]

The short answer is: water itself isn't wet.
Wetness is a property that describes the interaction between a liquid (like water) and a solid surface. When water comes into contact with a surface, it can spread out and adhere to it, creating a sensation of wetness. This happens due to intermolecular forces between the water molecules and the molecules of the surface.

[onyx tinsel]

is the defense gonna cross-examine the witness?

[devout wagon]

what if the person that makes people mad makes the person that makes people mad mad

[onyx tinsel]

uhm your point was to prove that water was wet..?

[fallow dragon]

That may go a little off of the point

[charred trout]

💀💀

[fallow dragon]

But the prosecution may begin their cross-examination

[violet ridge]

ok so

[onyx tinsel]

tf is happening!!

[violet ridge]

you prove that it is not wet,sir!

[onyx tinsel]

the prosecution needs to prove that water isnt wet and the defense needs to prove that water is wet

[violet ridge]

if it is just a "sensation," it's not actually wet

[charred trout]

Fair enough

[onyx tinsel]

if you have changed you point

we may hand down the verdict

[fallow dragon]

Mr. Amity, what are your thoughts?

[onyx tinsel]

or applicon

not me lmao

[fallow dragon]

Were you forgetting your designation?

[charred trout]

Uh.

[onyx tinsel]

what.

[charred trout]

If you get wet you get wet.

[fallow dragon]

Mr. Amity, you may not say something in the court without proper evidence. You have been penalized.

[onyx tinsel]

// 4/5 points of trys

[devout wagon]

what if the person that makes people mad makes the person that makes people mad mad

[lethal ember]

https://tenor.com/view/popcorn-gossip-listening-suspense-drama-gif-13117366258359790345

[charred trout]

Idk ur honor I'm just a bystander you picked as an defence.

[fallow dragon]

You chose your position as a defense: I created a poll on it recently, and you voted on it.

[violet ridge]

@silk prawn help

[charred trout]

Oh💀

[lethal ember]

bro my ıce tea spıll everywhere

[charred trout]

Welp the other side wins

I shall receive an lose

[onyx tinsel]

so

water is not wet!!!!

we win

[devout wagon]

now

[fallow dragon]

The defense's recent testimony proves it wrong.

[devout wagon]

is the cereal a soup

[fallow dragon]

The court has decided that water is not wet.

[devout wagon]

cereal with milk

[fallow dragon]

Court adjourned!

sure

[onyx tinsel]

what

trial of what

[charred trout]

I forgot I have an exam test for tomorrow bye.

[onyx tinsel]

which is the defense which is the prosecution

uhh

[violet ridge]

i'll be the defense

this time

but which image do i prove correct

[onyx tinsel]

i would like to pick the right side (-->)

@silk prawn

[violet ridge]

HELLO???

😭😭

HELPP

I'M GETTING SOME SORT OF NERVOUS LAUGHTER

[fallow dragon]

court is dead

must open a case for court investigation!!

[violet ridge]

@silk prawn pick someone else i guess

i'll be defense

if it starts within an hour

HEEEEELLLLLPPPPP 😭😭🙏

@fallow dragon can you be defense for ts

i'll be witness

@silk prawn who's the prosecution

AAAA

if everyone is offline i'll be defending

@onyx tinsel are you coming

[fallow dragon]

idk

i guess the court'll have to wait until 1am when everybody (except for me) is online

[violet ridge]

moss, does the court accept this #🔣│other-projects message

[remote basalt]

helo judg

it's number two1!!1!!1

do we need more people

[lethal ember]

https://tenor.com/view/khat-gif-21583754

ı wana watch

[remote basalt]

guh

[viscid lagoon]

what happen

[lethal ember]

when guh

[viscid lagoon]

whos lawyer

[remote basalt]

number 2

[viscid lagoon]

2

[remote basalt]

yay

[viscid lagoon]

anyway how will the dog piss

if the dog wants to piss how

[lethal ember]

he pıss hıs pants

[jade nest]

how

[lethal ember]

magıc

[jade nest]

pants cover up the parts it needs to cover up

so 2

[fallow dragon]

very interesting trial

[charred trout]

Both

[violet ridge]

🤨

[onyx tinsel]

why

[round valve]

right one

[violet ridge]

trial for this person

[charred quail]

your honor he's just new at cooking!!

[devout wagon]

but it will crunch

i like crunchy food

[violet ridge]

wholl be judge

i gues i'll be defense

[charred quail]

3271647943725672394i10925743

[violet ridge]

b

[fallow dragon]

guh

[violet ridge]

there should be a trial for this #🗳│poll-land message

@silk prawn

[violet ridge]

we need new trial

[wintry warren]

no

no we dont

[violet ridge]

ik

#🗳│poll-land message

[tribal jetty]

DOUBLE THROW! Threw a sad life with a dead-end career and a horrible family and the biggest fattest vape at a random person nearby

[lavish raptor]

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[lavish raptor]

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[lavish raptor]

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[violet ridge]

wtf no

[lavish raptor]

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Talk in an accent for the next 3 rounds

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[fallow dragon]

ma'am this is the courtroom

[lavish raptor]

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Send a meme you've made

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[lavish raptor]

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[round valve]

That’s called drowning

[lavish raptor]

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[round valve]

How do I do that I have the flexibility of a rock

[rare folio]

lick your shoe

take it off and lick it

[round valve]

I’m barefoot rn

[lavish raptor]

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[violet ridge]

new trial when

not on mc

[violet ridge]

@silk prawn Your honor, they're letting the robots into the court

[lavish raptor]

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[dry moat]

15.5 over 20

[lavish raptor]

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[dry moat]

Si

Por fin he terminado

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[dry moat]

Not in a call so

[lavish raptor]

:animated_sparkles: TIP: Anyone, even server members, can purchase premium for this server.

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[lavish raptor]

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[fallow dragon]

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[violet ridge]

Objection!!!!

[lavish raptor]

:animated_sparkles: TIP: Create QOTD channels with /scheduled-question.

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Choose 3 people here and tell them the latest lie you told to them here (not in DMs).

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[dry moat]

Blacklist

[violet ridge]

"complete honesty"

[dry moat]

Actaully acatar the last airbender is better

Not live action

[lavish raptor]

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Do you need a hug?

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No

[violet ridge]

maybe

[lavish raptor]

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Mexico

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😭

[lavish raptor]

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Send a song you're embarrassed to listen to

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[dry moat]

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[lavish raptor]

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Imitate your least favorite celebrity

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[fallow dragon]

i'll be jury

for now

[rare folio]

@onyx tinsel are you here

oh mb

[onyx tinsel]

no

[rare folio]

rah

idk how court works

[fallow dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/nixbreakdown-ace-attorney-phoenix-wright-objectionlol-gif-23675781

[violet ridge]

your honor, burgers don't exist

court adjourned!!!

ORDER IN THE COURT!!

[rare folio]

you're just a dude watching

[fallow dragon]

i said i'm the jury but ok

i'll be judge

[onyx tinsel]

no the fuck im not

[rare folio]

is the defense ready

[onyx tinsel]

i did not sign up

for this

[rare folio]

uhh

[fallow dragon]

who's the defense then

[rare folio]

rahahhdbdbdbdbddjdjdjdidjd

uhh

idk i never done this

grah!!!

[fallow dragon]

hi

ok

today, we'll be holding the trial for the fact if this certain food is called "chicken burger" or "chicken sandwich"

is the prosecution ready?

is the defense ready?

[rare folio]

the defense is ready, your honor

[fallow dragon]

Mr. mossy, is there a witness to this trial

okay

then the prosecution shall begin their yapping speech

[rare folio]

but if a burger needs a patty

wouldn't the chicken be the patty

chicken patty

with buns

[violet ridge]

ORDER ORDER!!! BURGERS ARE NON-EXISTANT!! COURT ADJOURNED!!!

[rare folio]

shut up bro

[fallow dragon]

shut up ms. random

[rare folio]

uhhh

[violet ridge]

sorry!!!!!! court will be stopped now

[rare folio]

anyways

[fallow dragon]

mr. guh, do you have anything against the prosecution

[rare folio]

there is store bought chicken pattys in which they call them

put on buns it's chicken burger

[violet ridge]

your honor, you weren't even there!!!!!!!!!

[rare folio]

that is a good point

[fallow dragon]

i agree with the prosecution. does the defense have anything to disprove them? perhaps a piece of evidence?

[violet ridge]

technically burger patties are made of ground meat

[rare folio]

pork patties exist too

[violet ridge]

hence they can't be sandwishes

OBJECTION!!

[rare folio]

they are made of ground pork

[violet ridge]

follow the judges orders

court dismissed

[rare folio]

actually that is a good point

pork is meat

chicken is also meat

[violet ridge]

i ate meat today

ok ill stop talking if i get 7 downvotes

[silk prawn]

welp im just npc here

[rare folio]

but there is a thing call ground chicken

how did they make chicken nuggets

[violet ridge]

ok ill leave the court

[silk prawn]

then if i put the patty first on the bun
is it violate your rule too?

[fallow dragon]

the prosecution's got quite a nice counter evidence. mr. guh, you may begin your cross examination

[rare folio]

uhh

[silk prawn]

in my country we just smash chicken and make it into burger meat