Discord Earth Conquest

[modern ocean]

i need to know my money

and stats

and stuff

[mellow trench]

check the pins for the latest published map update

[modern ocean]

where

[mellow trench]

wont be accurate for the present moment

the pins

[modern ocean]

i can't see

[mellow trench]

...???

[modern ocean]

im on mobile

[mellow trench]

google how to find pins on mobile then

[modern ocean]

invest

what color am i

changing to investing

[dry saffron]

oh wait i haven’t done anything this turn

uhhh

buy troops amap

[true herald]

chat what does amap mean

oh wait

as many as possible

[hasty cliff]

MAP

MAAPPPP

MAAAAAPPPP

[undone locust]

OH MY GOD

WHERE AM I

SHOW MAP

SHOW MAP

[grim hedge]

I want to join

What to do

@mellow trench

[mellow trench]

you cant

[grim hedge]

why

[undone locust]

PLEASE

PLEASE LET ME IN

PLEASE

I WANT THIS

AHAHAHAHAHAH

[grim hedge]

what a shame

[mellow trench]

game is too far ahead; you'd have to convince an existing player to give you some land

or get a player to retire and take leadership

[grim hedge]

can I just nuke everyone

so I can have place

[mellow trench]

you dont have nukes

[grim hedge]

I have

@everyone can ya give me place

@hasty cliff twix kind person plæse gimme some land please one meter please anything I BEG YOU

pls pls

[dry saffron]

twix dont give them land theyre scamming you

[hasty cliff]

no

i’ll force you to be a microstate and youll be forced to not expand anywhere

if you agree to the terms i’ll give you a singular pixel in north africa

[mellow trench]

"grr i dont like being a microstate"
"10000 troops to invade game genius"

lol

1 pixel doesnt even earn income

unless they invested for a year straight

[hasty cliff]

2 pixels if i feel like being nice

[mellow trench]

several years actually

almost 3 years just to be able to earn 1 dollar per turn on their singular pixel

[hasty cliff]

@grim hedge do you agree to my terms

[mellow trench]

and at ANY point along those 3 years

someone could just mention "oh yeah attack game genius with 1 troop"

and bro is dead

[hasty cliff]

free trading port

nouser it’s time

i forgot everyone who’s playing

[grim hedge]

Can I have at least 5 pixels

[hasty cliff]

no

[grim hedge]

please

what I can do

to you gimme 5 pixels

[valid tusk]

annex guinea of pig

[hasty cliff]

no

2 pixels max

[valid tusk]

thats too generous

[grim hedge]

why are you greedy

at least 3

I want more income

[hasty cliff]

no

[grim hedge]

what's your country name

[valid tusk]

greedy?

the goal is to take over the world

[grim hedge]

@hasty cliff I'm agree with 2 pixels

Can I pick microstate name

[hasty cliff]

one

[grim hedge]

pls

PLEASE

I HAVE FAMILY

[hasty cliff]

i’ll spin a wheel

gambling

[grim hedge]

I NEED TO FEED THEM

PLEASE

[lean sparrow]

We have a winner!

2

[grim hedge]

[grim hedge]

YES

YEEEES

yeeeees

RUEING

[valid tusk]

what are you gonna do with 2 pixels

[grim hedge]

[hasty cliff]

ok you get 2 pixels in libya

[grim hedge]

What's that

[hasty cliff]

nouser do the ping

and map

[valid tusk]

absoultely no resources in libya btw

[hasty cliff]

add game genius

[grim hedge]

@mellow trench

[hasty cliff]

with the 2 pixels in libya

[valid tusk]

if nouser responds every country ceases to exist

[grim hedge]

can I choose state name

[valid tusk]

contry..

[dry saffron]

what the heck do you mean state

[grim hedge]

microstate

mine

[mellow trench]

hi

[valid tusk]

oh god

[grim hedge]

ohsh

[valid tusk]

its the end of the world

everyone

run

[mellow trench]

@desert osprey @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier ping

[grim hedge]

runs

[grim hedge]

why

[charred gate]

hi

[grim hedge]

oh

[grim hedge]

hi

[charred gate]

uhh

[dry saffron]

feeling silly today

[valid tusk]

turn

[dry saffron]

erase libya

[charred gate]

buy 7000 troops

also

erase india

[mellow trench]

enjoy ur 1 income per turn

im sure you're gonna

be able to do a lot with that

[grim hedge]

nice

[dry saffron]

map when

[grim hedge]

frfr

[charred gate]

you can buy a quarter

[valid tusk]

well there goes his micronation

[mellow trench]

its gonna take bro a whole 10 days to get 1 troop 😭

[grim hedge]

What's tagt

[charred gate]

can i buy 7000 robux

[valid tusk]

and then 5 days

[charred gate]

i mean

troops

how do i cause a civil war

[dry saffron]

2 pixels = 1 moneys ok

[mellow trench]

if you wanna invade game genius please state it explicitly so i dont misintrepet anything

[hasty cliff]

buymax troops

[mighty pier]

im cooked so uhh

[dry saffron]

no i want the entire country of libya

and convert to water

[mellow trench]

with an economy score of 1, yes

[hasty cliff]

that’s my colony

[mellow trench]

oookay

if someone owns part of libya are you wanting to

invade that?

[dry saffron]

nah

me n twix are chill

[hasty cliff]

wait i dont own lobya

do i

[charred gate]

lobster???

[grim hedge]

@hasty cliff what's your country name

[dry saffron]

you own parts of libya right

[grim hedge]

do it have name

[hasty cliff]

i forgot

[grim hedge]

@mellow trench map when

[hasty cliff]

nouser finish that map

[mellow trench]

i just call twix the icelandic colonizers

[dry saffron]

nouser

[mellow trench]

every time someone asks me to update the map im gonna delay it by an hour

[dry saffron]

does expanding mean i can invade another country

[mellow trench]

um

[dry saffron]

like at the same time

[mellow trench]

you can specify as many targets you'd like in your expansion plans

[dry saffron]

ok

[valid tusk]

can you be like the cyan soul's name from undertale

[mellow trench]

ive just assumed previously your "widen" excluded other peoples land

[grim hedge]

what

[dry saffron]

i would like to widen and also take the rest of libya

[grim hedge]

I don't know Undertale at all

[dry saffron]

official move btw

[grim hedge]

almost at all

[dry saffron]

and another thing

my land in asia technically connects to africa

[hasty cliff]

my countrry name is gunterland

[dry saffron]

so the expansion is instant

[valid tusk]

what year is it in the discord earth world

[hasty cliff]

i have to make more flags to stay up to date

[grim hedge]

Can I make flag

[mellow trench]

i dunno?

[grim hedge]

Can I have flag

Or at least name

[mellow trench]

do whatever you'd like with ur nations lore

dont be too upset when it dies out though

[dry saffron]

make your own

however you may not last long

[dry saffron]

and since i own libya now

i would like to convert to water

[mellow trench]

i need to make a seperate thread for action submissions vs game discussion...

[grim hedge]

WHAT

so you own my microstate?

[valid tusk]

its been 2 months

[mellow trench]

i think jayd specified previously to only take unclaimed libya land

[valid tusk]

does 1 day = 1 year

1 discord earth year

[mellow trench]

... sure?

[valid tusk]

ok then about 65 days

[dry saffron]

damn troops are slow then

[valid tusk]

somewhere around there

[dry saffron]

it takes one turn to cross an ocean

[valid tusk]

65 years

i mean

crazy

[grim hedge]

wait

[valid tusk]

probably a month then

[grim hedge]

do jayd own libya

[dry saffron]

it takes like 14 days to cross the atlantic so im assuming one turn is a fortnight

[mellow trench]

⬜⬜⬜🌊🌊🌊🏊‍♂️🏊‍♂️🏊‍♂️🏊‍♂️🏊‍♂️🏊‍♂️🏊‍♂️🏊‍♂️🏊‍♂️🌊🌊🌊🟪🟪🟪

[grim hedge]

imagine it his leg

[dry saffron]

those are either really fast swimmers or really slow swimmers

[valid tusk]

idk if your head is supposed to go where your crotch is

or hip

[grim hedge]

who owns my microstate

[valid tusk]

??

you?

obviously

[grim hedge]

isn't twix

do twix control my state

[valid tusk]

twix doesnt own your nation

[dry saffron]

a microstate is a country

[grim hedge]

yay

so I can nuke everyone

without permission

[valid tusk]

no

[grim hedge]

[valid tusk]

you will just be a war criminal

[grim hedge]

[valid tusk]

also you dont have any nukes

[hasty cliff]

MAAPPP

MAAAAAPPPPPP

[valid tusk]

+2 hours

[dry saffron]

nouser i have money right

i purchase instant map

[hasty cliff]

i think this is good

[dry saffron]

peak

[hasty cliff]

i could add a fourth star for the somalian colony but that wouldnt look as good

[dry saffron]

peak

[hasty cliff]

suing you for using a white star in the middle

that's copyrighted

[dry saffron]

try me

i have 7 stars

[hasty cliff]

why

[dry saffron]

peak

[dry saffron]

i like stars and the number 7

[hasty cliff]

well mine has a better meaning

[valid tusk]

purple stripe meaning megachusetts land

instantly better meaning

[hasty cliff]

no

orange on my flag for the glorious gunter

[mellow trench]

is my stack size too absurd

hm

wrong place to post this

[hasty cliff]

great addition to the thread

[mellow trench]

but you get to rate it anyways

[hasty cliff]

0/10 because no map

[mellow trench]

ok adding 1 hour to the delay from jayd's request

[valid tusk]

idk why you need 32768 redstone

[dry saffron]

could be larger

10/10

[valid tusk]

unless youre building a supercomputer in survival

somehow

[mellow trench]

i dont need 5k redstone

i just happen to have it

[valid tusk]

then do something with it

[mellow trench]

my iron zinc and copper much more interesting

[mellow trench]

like what

[valid tusk]

what i said just now

a supercomputer

[mellow trench]

im not building a supercompute

[grim hedge]

map when

[hasty cliff]

never

overthrow nouser

[grim hedge]

gimme link to latest map

reply to it

[mellow trench]

please i dont wanna delay it by another hour

because delaying it by another hour means delaying it another 9 hours

[hasty cliff]

i have a request

[mellow trench]

what is your request

[hasty cliff]

dont delay it

[mellow trench]

yeah i dont wanna delay it another 9 hours because of 1 game genius message

if there were TWO game genius messages, however....

[hasty cliff]

never delay it

[valid tusk]

what if i

dont make the map

please

[hasty cliff]

hmmmmmmnnn

[mellow trench]

you're not a player. you are insignificant in my eyes

[hasty cliff]

would reverse psychology work

[dry saffron]

no

[hasty cliff]

i need nouser’s andwer

[mellow trench]

what

[hasty cliff]

if i say dont make the map would you make the map

like what when did

[dry saffron]

nousernamerfound OP 8:25
no

[mellow trench]

no

i dont do reverse delays

[hasty cliff]

ok now i dont know youre probably using some reverse psychology so i wont say anything

therefore you must think alike me and use reverse psychology and read the invisible message

[mellow trench]

the invisible message?

[hasty cliff]

yes

[hasty cliff]

what

[grim hedge]

@mellow trench you can don't make the map

[dry saffron]

reverse physcology doesnt work

we literally just discussed this

[mellow trench]

what?

[grim hedge]

ah

[mellow trench]

yeah i know i can not make the map

thats what im doing right now

cause

you know

the delay

that you made

[grim hedge]

if jayd reply to this message delay resets

[mellow trench]

what makes you think you have the authority to determine that

[grim hedge]

also

list colors

and which color am

[mellow trench]

oh right did u pick a color for ur nation

[grim hedge]

red ig

can I change lateral

later

[mellow trench]

alrighty

[mellow trench]

would it be funny if i made it 10k to change nation color

so it takes you 10000 days

unless somehow u get more land

[valid tusk]

how many years is that

my estimate is somewhere around 25

[mellow trench]

-calc 10000/365

[faint charm]

Result: 27.397260

[grim hedge]

tWhat

[grim hedge]

pls don't

[mellow trench]

ok

2.5k

[grim hedge]

1k

-calc 1000/365

[faint charm]

Result: 2.739726

[mellow trench]

no

2.5k

[grim hedge]

osh

I will think Abt color

[mellow trench]

convince someone to give u money

or land

[grim hedge]

I will think abt color

also is there's limits of flags

changing

or name

@mellow trench

[mellow trench]

um

[grim hedge]

Is there's limits on changing flag

[mellow trench]

i dont actually

[grim hedge]

Or name

[mellow trench]

i dont record ur flag

or name, really

[grim hedge]

yay

[mellow trench]

all i keep is ur color

[grim hedge]

I will think about the color

[mellow trench]

flag and name and lore is entirely up to you

[grim hedge]

Don't record it

Yer

can I make coat of arms

or anthem

[mellow trench]

do whatever you want

[grim hedge]

towns?

[mellow trench]

sure but i wont keep track of them

[dry saffron]

buddy it's just pixels

[mellow trench]

thats up to you

[grim hedge]

do anyone have citizens

[mellow trench]

i mean

i dont record population

i assume it grows linearly with land size

since ur income grows linearly with land size

[grim hedge]

also

can map resolution be better

[mellow trench]

....?

the map is already 5632*2048 pixels

how long do u want this season to take

[grim hedge]

season?

map will reset?

[dry saffron]

yea

occasionally

[mellow trench]

well, when someone takes over the world, yes

[dry saffron]

season 4 never ended

[grim hedge]

carzy

[mellow trench]

it'd be lame to just sit idly on one player owning the world for literally forever

[grim hedge]

I thought it doesn't reset

[mellow trench]

so yeah when someone wins the game there will be a new one started

[grim hedge]

Is it painful when reset

ban

[dry saffron]

wrong thread

[grim hedge]

hahaha

[true sleet]

test

[mellow trench]

i dont feel pain reseting the map

and again

would you rather just

never do the game again?

when eventually someone wins?

[grim hedge]

also

what's color list

[mellow trench]

ummm

jayd is like

[grim hedge]

Wich land is Wich color

[mellow trench]

a shade of purple

[dry saffron]

c8a2c8

[mellow trench]

ryan is cyan

twix is some

darkish blue

suss is orange

[grim hedge]

ff0000?

[mellow trench]

you're red

thats red.

moss is green

[dry saffron]

00ffff

[mellow trench]

guinea is also a dark blue

umm

[grim hedge]

ah

[mellow trench]

the auction winner of nekonico's land is

tan

[dry saffron]

when is purple but he's not playing

[dry saffron]

oh they left?

dibs

[valid tusk]

if i were to play i would be

[mellow trench]

i just realized

nonamegoodideas is

entirely surrounded

by jayd

[dry saffron]

megachusetts is just that mega

[grim hedge]

what

[mellow trench]

i split it into 2 messages sorry

twix is some shade of darkish blue

(not up to date obviously) but twix doesnt own any of libya

so idk where ur land is gonna be placed

i'll figure it out

[hasty cliff]

purple

[mellow trench]

you're blue

[hasty cliff]

but i said i wanted purple at the beginning of the game

[ornate moss]

Hex

#434570

RGB

67, 69, 112

[hasty cliff]

this is a scam

[grim hedge]

It is purple

dark purple

[valid tusk]

i see a grayish blue

[mellow trench]

its BLUE

[valid tusk]

idk where you got purple

[dry saffron]

?color 800080

[ornate moss]

Hex

#800080

RGB

128, 0, 128

[mellow trench]

bro sees the hsv slider at pure blue and is like

"yeah thats purple"

[dry saffron]

this is purple

[hasty cliff]

i see a little purple

[grim hedge]

@hasty cliff you have a lot of lil lands

throughout the earth

[hasty cliff]

i have iceland, greenland, and border gore in africa

[dry saffron]

im still erasing libya right

[mellow trench]

the border gore is thanks to guinea's cocaine fueled war plans

[mellow trench]

you're erasing the 1/5th of it that moss doesnt own

[hasty cliff]

i’ll fix it after the upcoming race for america because africa just sucks now

[dry saffron]

screw it

invade moss

[hasty cliff]

what

[grim hedge]

no

[dry saffron]

and erase the land

[grim hedge]

nuke

[hasty cliff]

this cant be

[grim hedge]

do you have numes

nukes

[mellow trench]

season 5 will have nukes

[grim hedge]

YAY

[hasty cliff]

my 2 alliance leaders are fighting

[valid tusk]

10 grand for one nuke

[dry saffron]

no im just erasing libya

[valid tusk]

why are you downvoting @grim hedge

[dry saffron]

reminder that twixs owns a single pixel in cullman

[valid tusk]

its not like you live there anyway

[ornate moss]

Hex

#00ffff

RGB

0, 255, 255

[grim hedge]

best color ever

[nova pollen]

ello

[valid tusk]

hi

[nova pollen]

can i join in the very east tip of the norway finland peninsula?

idk what it's called

[mellow trench]

no

[grim hedge]

I will give you 0 pixels

[mellow trench]

unless a player retires

or another player gives u land

[grim hedge]

I'm very generous

[mellow trench]

you cannot join anymore

[nova pollen]

ah ok

[valid tusk]

either beg like game genius or accept your fate

or choice

idk

[mellow trench]

or theoretically

you could

permanently prevent another player

from accessing their devices

so i force them to retire due to inactivity

and then you claim ownership

[hasty cliff]

@true herald MOOOSSSS ALERT ALERT ALERT AELERT

[ornate moss]

moss is AFK: how many experience blocks can fit in an experience block bag - 2 hours ago

[mellow trench]

but they might not like it if you do that

[nova pollen]

nah that's rude

[grim hedge]

@hasty cliff give him one pixel

or 0.5

or 0.1

or 0.01

[mellow trench]

please dont make me have 10 players that all have 0 income

[valid tusk]

im not trying to join

[dry saffron]

i have all the income

[hasty cliff]

do you want to be a microstate that gets absolutely no money and can not expand

we need a vatican

[nova pollen]

ew religion

[valid tusk]

also how would you give someone a rational number amount of land

[grim hedge]

let's spin

1 or 2

[valid tusk]

theres only whole number land

[lean sparrow]

We have a winner!

2

[valid tusk]

no integer because it has negative

[grim hedge]

@hasty cliff give him 2 pixels

[hasty cliff]

no

[valid tusk]

you cant make someone give land

because they give you land

[hasty cliff]

a cat worshipping religion

worship glorious gunter

[valid tusk]

the gunterism church is peam

[hasty cliff]

guntarchy

[nova pollen]

is there any estimate of when a spot will open up or smth? or like is it a reasonable amount of time to wait until the next season begins or smth?

[mellow trench]

reminder

[mellow trench]

entirely depends on when someone takes over the world

[hasty cliff]

landlocked vatican

[mellow trench]

theres not a time limit, just a win condition

[grim hedge]

how powerful is one troop

[nova pollen]

can i use emotional support to give twix +1 income every round?

iceland is cool

[valid tusk]

you should make cullman the vatican

[hasty cliff]

wait yeah

[valid tusk]

build church there

[mellow trench]

1 troop can take 1.5 neutral land

1 troop can kill 0.85 defending troops

1 troop can take 1 enemy land

[grim hedge]

how many troops I have

[mellow trench]

you start with 0

[grim hedge]

how to get

[mellow trench]

buy it

1 troop costs 10 cash

[grim hedge]

how many money I have

[mellow trench]

well, since twix gave you independence

you have however much twix gave you

which might be 0

[grim hedge]

what's my farm

[valid tusk]

@hasty cliff

[grim hedge]

money

per

[valid tusk]

how much money does he get

[grim hedge]

something

[mellow trench]

with an economy value of 1 and a land size of 2

[valid tusk]

you dont have a farm

[mellow trench]

you gain 1 money per turn

[valid tusk]

its just pixels

[grim hedge]

nice

can I make turn rn

[mellow trench]

other people are making hundreds of thousands...

[hasty cliff]

perchance jayd can give me 1 more pixel in cullman so i can give independence to the great Church of Guntarchy

[mellow trench]

u can make ur turn action anywhere within the 24 hours a turn lasts

[grim hedge]

is turn should be attack

[hasty cliff]

capitalized to represent importance

[grim hedge]

or what

what if not attack

@hasty cliff how many money I have

[hasty cliff]

zero

[grim hedge]

pain

[mellow trench]

... with what

[grim hedge]

@mellow trench gimme example of turn

[mellow trench]

you have nothing except 2 pixels of land

[grim hedge]

not attack

[mellow trench]

well,

most people say

"invest"

"buy troops with 25 percent of cash"

"use troops to invade neutral land"

check the pins for a list of some actions you can do

u can only do 1 limited action per turn though

[grim hedge]

What is best turn for my position

Cuz idk what

[mellow trench]

um

well

i guess invest

[grim hedge]

I have zero money

[mellow trench]

since u have nothing

[grim hedge]

what

[mellow trench]

and u cant buy troops with 0 cash

[grim hedge]

invest what

[mellow trench]

invest into ur economy

so u make more money in the future

[grim hedge]

just type invest?

that's all?

[mellow trench]

sure.

[grim hedge]

I need to type in https://discord.com/channels/939255181474955331/1364394256172585071

The turn

?

[mellow trench]

no

thats for

next turn

next turn is when u will type there

[grim hedge]

Invest

[grim hedge]

offcial turn

Now I have 1 money?

@mellow trench

Maybe u will make bot for that

[valid tusk]

patience

he records them

[mellow trench]

well

investing once brings ur economy from

1

to

1.1

you still make 1 cash per turn since

[grim hedge]

YAY

[mellow trench]

you wont notice a difference of .1 unless you have 10 pixels

(every other player has thousands of pixels)

[grim hedge]

So MpT is 1.1?

[mellow trench]

(the largest have hundreds of thousands)

[mellow trench]

well, it would be, but it rounds down

[grim hedge]

ah

I can buy troop on day 10?

unless someone give money or smth

[mellow trench]

yeah

you will be able to buy 1 troop

in 10 days

unless someone donates money to you

[grim hedge]

nice

what is the smallest nation except mine

is there one pixel nations

also can you post all your records

[grim hedge]

Which one is better?

[dry saffron]

btw this isn’t nationstates it aint that serious

[grim hedge]

why I can't have flag

also why @mellow trench is dead

is giving money limited or unlimited

[mellow trench]

i wasnt dead i was at school

[mellow trench]

donating is unlimited

[grim hedge]

yay

@mellow trench so can I got money now

the donate

[mellow trench]

i mena

yeah someone gave u money

[grim hedge]

yeah

I have 1000 now?

[mellow trench]

yeah thats how much they gave you

[grim hedge]

should I buy troops or

[mellow trench]

if you'd like

[grim hedge]

Water to land

Did you record

[mellow trench]

kind of useless to surround urself with neutral land

[grim hedge]

but

isn't it adds to my nation

When water to sand

Land*

[grim hedge]

the land you own

so it will be my nation

I will be 3 pixel?

[mellow trench]

won't

[grim hedge]

ah

[mellow trench]

how did you miss the word won't

[grim hedge]

dyslexia

automatically?

Will it add later

[mellow trench]

no

you have to invade it

with troops

for it to be added

[grim hedge]

I better invade 1 pixel lands

list one pixel lands

[mellow trench]

just go invade south america or something

no players live there

[mellow trench]

im not listing all 16 million individual pixels that you could take

[grim hedge]

the neutral?

[mellow trench]

probably more than 16 million

[grim hedge]

I can invade neutral?

[mellow trench]

yes?

what else would you invade

[grim hedge]

wow

[mellow trench]

a player?

[grim hedge]

yes

[mellow trench]

you are the smallest player

[grim hedge]

will troop die

after invade

[mellow trench]

yes

[grim hedge]

I can invade 100 pixels

but I need 100 days

ways

wait

Ah 1.5

Can I buy 10 troops at once

At one move

ah

no

[mellow trench]

right now you can only fit 2 troops in your land

since you only have 2 pixels worth of land

[grim hedge]

ah

pain

so I will buy troop

[mellow trench]

how many

[grim hedge]

LAND TO SEE

[grim hedge]

2

[grim hedge]

IT WILL GIVE ME

LAND

WILL IT?

[mellow trench]

you

wanna flood land?

land to sea turns pixels that you own into water

why would you want to do that

[grim hedge]

stupid tbh

so I can't buy 2 troops per one turn

cuz it is limited

[mellow trench]

what

[grim hedge]

?

I can't buy more then one troop at one move?

[mellow trench]

some players are buying tens of thousands of troops

you are allowed to buy 2 in a single turn

[grim hedge]

but it is limited

[mellow trench]

right

so like, for example

[grim hedge]

ah

limited is

one per day

[mellow trench]

you can't invest AND buy troops

[grim hedge]

when move

unlimited

[mellow trench]

you can't buy troops AND use them

[grim hedge]

is unlimited

I forgor

so I will buy 2 troops for 20$

[mellow trench]

alright

i assume you want to cancel the invest that u decided last night

well, last night for me

i dont know ur timezone

[grim hedge]

Ah

It is 3am for me

6pm new york

I even have flag of my nation

[mellow trench]

hm

okay

[grim hedge]

Why

[mellow trench]

because you can't invest and buy troops in the same turn

and that turn hasnt ended yet

[grim hedge]

No

I will buy troops at 6am new york

[charred gate]

i have queston

[grim hedge]

queston

[charred gate]

how do you do so new people dont get run over by the empires

[mellow trench]

what

[grim hedge]

m

a

a

a

p

[mellow trench]

ok its been delayed by another hour

[hasty cliff]

vro

how many more hours

[mellow trench]

< 1

[nova pollen]

@hasty cliff You can do it! You can win! I believe in you!

[dry saffron]

kill twix/j

[dry saffron]

guys stop moss is gonna know

[charred gate]

i dont wanna be involved with the moss jayd war

so i left freesmart

i mean the cool goober alliance

does someone accept members

is there an alliance i can join

[dry saffron]

mine

[dry saffron]

there is no war in libya

[charred gate]

ok

can i join jayds cool alliance

[dry saffron]

ok

[charred gate]

is it a thread

[dry saffron]

no

also twix is here

say hi twix @hasty cliff

[charred gate]

hi twix

[hasty cliff]

me

[charred gate]

@mellow trench

the daily ping

[mellow trench]

ok

let me scroll up 10 miles to

find the latest ping message

yalls yappin too much now a days

[nova pollen]

the last new turn ping wasn't that far back?

wasn't that the ping being asked for?

[mellow trench]

i had to scroll

for 14 seconds straight

at max speed

to find that

usually i have to scroll for 1.5 seconds

[nova pollen]

so you found it but didn't do anything after? i thought you were looking to remember who to ping or something?

[mellow trench]

i moved

action submission

to another thread

and discussion to this one

because, people yap too much

[nova pollen]

oh

so sorry

[grim hedge]

im moving

Recruit 2 troops

[mellow trench]

please put this in the turn submission thread

I HAVE DECIDED
I WILL DEDICATE EXACTLY 1/2 OF AN HOUR EVERY TIME I WAKE UP TO MAP UPDATES
YOU GET

• MORE FREQUENT MAP UPDATES
  I GET
• AN ACTUALLY CONSISTENT SCHEDULE

[tardy grove]

5 gazillion

[modern ocean]

what color am i

[grim hedge]

LEGEND

[grim hedge]

at least

[blazing edge]

I become pucci and reset the universe

https://tenor.com/view/made-in-heaven-gif-2288445034474793012

[dry saffron]

i erased libya

it’s gone

it’s just water now

[true herald]

ok thats funny so uhh

i guess fine

[dry saffron]

ok so you’re not going to defend that area right? cus thatll mean i dont get my dream of absolutely obliterating libya

[true herald]

what area

libya

?

you already kinda obliterated it

[dry saffron]

well nouser hasnt updated anything yet so you could ignore my erasure of libya and neither of us would lose troops

[grim hedge]

@mellow trench I'm now 4 pixels?

[mellow trench]

probably

[grim hedge]

what you mean by probably

I did attack 2 neutral pixels

[hasty cliff]

what did you do

[tardy grove]

explosion

[modern ocean]

grr ima steal some land

[tardy grove]

jjwp

[prime oracle]

I will resurrect dino

[mellow trench]

?

[hasty cliff]

nouser how close are you to finishing the map

i need the map for future plans

[grim hedge]

+1 hour

[hasty cliff]

incorrect

[dry saffron]

asking progress is not asking him to progress

[mellow trench]

finally got to the part where i create gamegenius's beautiful nation

[grim hedge]

I have 7 pixels

[mellow trench]

ok

[hasty cliff]

absolute cinema

also where are the other 5 pixels

@grim hedge

[mellow trench]

this is still the past

not the present

[desert osprey]

omg people are dying

[dry saffron]

yea because of me<3

[true helm]

How long do you reckon this conquest will go on for

[mellow trench]

i dont think it will go on for too much longer

we've already got some players owning entire continents

and going on murder sprees

[nova pollen]

yippee!

[mellow trench]

unfortunately, jayd did not have enough money to sink all of libya

[true herald]

so are we neighbours now

[dry saffron]

yea

for now….

[mellow trench]

you've had a border with moss for a while

[true herald]

that doesnt count

[mellow trench]

why

[true herald]

asia's not even real vro

[dry saffron]

i cannot confirm this i have contacts in asia

[true herald]

thats such a crazy mandella effect frfr

[hasty cliff]

the great bridge

im desperate for the map so i can make new plans

[tardy grove]

😲

[crisp sequoia]

i need to see how alive i am

[true herald]

if youre dead enough i can give you like

the baltics

or smth

[grim hedge]

IM 100% DEAD

[true herald]

no not you

seuss

suss

[modern ocean]

i need land

[hasty cliff]

no you’re staying as a singular pixel

[valid tusk]

what would you do if i asked you for land

[hasty cliff]

give you half a pixel

[valid tusk]

but i helped you with ||[REDACTED]||

[hasty cliff]

am i supposed to know what that is

[crisp sequoia]

how would that work

[hasty cliff]

it wont

[valid tusk]

it would give me one because 0.5 rounds up to 1

[tardy grove]

that's CRAZY 🤯🤯🤯🤯

[valid tusk]

holy shit

no way

a miracle

(im not even in there)

crap i pressed ctrl instead of shift

[dry saffron]

my stats:o

[tardy grove]

jjwp

[hasty cliff]

not updated

[crisp sequoia]

moss is so large

and jayd too

im just

[hasty cliff]

i need the union

[crisp sequoia]

lower australia

[mellow trench]

today's turn isnt over yet

[hasty cliff]

AHHHHH

AHHHHHHB

AHHHHHHH

[mellow trench]

todays turn isnt over yet

[hasty cliff]

UPDATE TONORROW IM GONNA DIE

[dry saffron]

tomorrow suss will be dead

[hybrid thistle]

jayd what color is ur land

[dry saffron]

and by sunday hopefully moss

[mellow trench]

jayd is like

a light pinkish

[valid tusk]

are you gonna deploy troops in suss territory

[mellow trench]

you can tell cause she owns half the map

[ornate moss]

Hex

#c8a2c8

RGB

200, 162, 200

[dry saffron]

it’s purple

[mellow trench]

transparent overlay = owned but no troops

solid overlay = owned and yes troops

most of moss's territory is troops

[hasty cliff]

wait nouser why do you use the hoi4 map

i just noticed

[mellow trench]

why did nogoodnameideas invest

[valid tusk]

moss troop territory vs 1000 gorrilas

[mellow trench]

bro is not gonna survive for enough years

[dry saffron]

nouser show the layers

[mellow trench]

to have enough economy multiplier

to make any money

[dry saffron]

i have my own layer lol

[mellow trench]

yes

[hasty cliff]

where are my plans

[mellow trench]

your plans are simple enough to where they dont need a layer

[hasty cliff]

no

[mellow trench]

...???

[hasty cliff]

make a layer so i feel cool

[mellow trench]

no\

[hasty cliff]

yes

[mellow trench]

no

[hasty cliff]

ok

[true herald]

woah thats a lot of troops

@dry saffron wanna make a spain/portugal style agreement where you get asia, north america and africa and i get europe and south america

[grim hedge]

rip ryan

[modern ocean]

twix can you give me another pixel

or at least move me somewhere with 2 pixels

[valid tusk]

why is it always twix

theres othre people

[nova pollen]

because twix is one of the few altruistic people left in the world 😔

[charred gate]

unites with jatyds

[hasty cliff]

no

[desert osprey]

am i cooked

[hasty cliff]

yes

we’re going to avenge you ryan

[dry saffron]

no

i am the doom slayer

and you, are doom

or should i say

doomed

[hasty cliff]

no

[mighty pier]

if twinx is still alive then yes

[hybrid thistle]

i wanna unite with twix

twix

mb cant spell

[hasty cliff]

i think you gotta send it in #1364394256172585071

[hybrid thistle]

ohhhh ok

[charred gate]

dead

[valid tusk]

dead, next season

[mellow trench]

its not dead

theres a thread where actions go

[dry saffron]

that thread became discussion thread 2.0

[mellow trench]

yeah

[modern ocean]

wait so riftedink,twix,and me are united?

[blazing edge]

I nuke everyone from my moon base

https://tenor.com/view/alcatraz-checkmate-gif-1819377969715543720

[swift snow]

So how is everything going on?

[modern ocean]

we should start a new game

@mellow trench

and maybe add research

[mellow trench]

season 5 is either not gonna happen or gonna have to wait until we find a way to solve the major flaws within the game

[mighty pier]

what flaws

i can try to think of solutions

[mellow trench]

the biggest flaw i noticed