Discord Earth Conquest

[hasty cliff]

let me invest

ok just buy the max amount of troops 🥀🥀

[mighty pier]

oh

[mellow trench]

you

literally

are at the mac

max

(and also the mac)

(and cheese)

[hasty cliff]

give me more

[mellow trench]

no?

hmmm

[dry saffron]

i will pay you for increased limit

not real money unfortunately

[hasty cliff]

pleas

i’ll give 5 quid

[dry saffron]

idrc

but having a limit

[hasty cliff]

down with the government

[mellow trench]

you are the government

[dry saffron]

means i can overtake moss in land

[hasty cliff]

down with the world economy

[dry saffron]

how much land do we have

[mellow trench]

idk not done calcing

probably around

2 pixels

more or less

[dry saffron]

i mean cmon

it’s at least 3

[mellow trench]

yeah u right

shit i got unfocused

when you asked this you had 23545 cash

map as of this message

stats and player order

@shell current you havent done anything in a while! still playing?

[shell current]

oh right yeah, expand 200 pixels to the right, or as much as possible if i cant do that much

[dry saffron]

i see my plan is going wondrously

[true herald]

invest

[charred gate]

buy all of troops that i can buy

[mellow trench]

@desert osprey @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier

[charred gate]

hello

[mellow trench]

hi

why do you keep thinking im ignoring you

[charred gate]

i dunno

im gonna discover mount ebott

[mighty pier]

buy troops with all moneys

[mellow trench]

yes wins

invest will no longer have a cap

[swift snow]

I skup turn

[mellow trench]

why?

[swift snow]

Because I don't wanna spend my money right now?

I'm quite comfortable where I am,

[mellow trench]

hm

okay.

i think moss and jayd make enough income in 1 or 2 turns to completely wipe out ur nation

i might be wrong

[dry saffron]

buy troops amap

[hasty cliff]

invest

[crisp sequoia]

do i have troops

if yes ill take land

[shell current]

invest!

[mighty pier]

Expand north with all troops in a thin line

[swift snow]

I would like to give all my land to Jayd except 1 pixel and all of my troops. Let's see how long I'll last.

[mellow trench]

what

okay...

[swift snow]

It's an experiment.

[mellow trench]

i think you wont even make any income if u have just 1 pixel

[swift snow]

Huh.

HM.

How many pixels do I need to make income?

[mellow trench]

i think 2 pixels is the bare minimum

if you get a high enough economy value you could still make money with only 1 pixel

[swift snow]

How much economy value is needed?

Actually can I do the calculations myself?

I don't want to put anymore work on you.

[mellow trench]

you'd need an econ value of 2

which would take absolutely forever to get

if ur experiment goes successful maybe u can downgrade to 1 pixel later

[true herald]

does economy/invest increase with the money you spent on it

because its 25% right

[swift snow]

How much does it take to get 2 econ value?

[mellow trench]

im finding a generalized function for econ rn

[mellow trench]

it will stay 25 percent of money to bump it up 1 level

its just that 1 level becomes less and less the more you invest

[mellow trench]

thanks to the very intelligent people at the desmos server i have a general function for the investments

it would take about 1024 investments to reach econ level 2

@swift snow i dont think the entire game will last long enough for you to have 2 economy score

this should be over within like a couple months

not several years

[swift snow]

It takes years??????

[swift snow]

Do:

[mellow trench]

yes, it will take years

after 1 year of straight investing ur econ score would only be 1.84

[swift snow]

Yeah no,

[mellow trench]

this is why i was Willing to remove the invest cap

because anyone who continues past 1.4 is just silly

[swift snow]

Yeah, you should have kept that,

[mellow trench]

why

i love allowing people to be silly

[swift snow]

K

[charred gate]

if i have troops expand to north

if no

then buy

[dry saffron]

expand

[mellow trench]

@desert osprey @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier

hi yes ping

ummmmmmmmmmm

map update in like 2 days

[dry saffron]

promise?

[hasty cliff]

invest

[mellow trench]

if i remember

[hasty cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/toyota-camry-lamborghini-gif-24783806

[tame narwhal]

whatis this

[mighty pier]

invest

[mellow trench]

various server members are in a competition

to see who can take over the world

[tame narwhal]

i join

[mellow trench]

bit late for that now

maybe next season

[dry saffron]

someone animate this

[mellow trench]

fr

a lot of people have flags

countryballs could be funny

[mighty pier]

invest again :3

[mellow trench]

its like

an hour too early

for that

[mighty pier]

oh ok

[dry saffron]

buy troops amap

@desert osprey @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier

[charred gate]

uhh

[hasty cliff]

invest

[charred gate]

i dont know

ill just invest

[true herald]

i forgot about this so i have a lot of money probably

buy troops with all

[mellow trench]

@desert osprey @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier

[mighty pier]

buy troops with all

[hasty cliff]

invest

[charred gate]

buy troops with all

[dry saffron]

expand

[swift snow]

invest

[true herald]

expand into as much of germany as possible, if there are any leftover troops just invade whatever with them

[dry saffron]

ahem

[mellow trench]

yeah yeah ill get on it

[hasty cliff]

do it now

finish it now

[charred gate]

lol

[mellow trench]

might not be getting on it today

probably tomorrow morning

[mellow trench]

not sure why i said might

pretty definite

[sturdy sand]

i come

[true herald]

in peace?

or in war

[sturdy sand]

in neutralizing.

[mellow trench]

i think its a bit too late for u to join

[sturdy sand]

oops!

im now a huba!

[mellow trench]

since invest cap was removed do u like... still wanna do that...?

ill just assume buy troops since that will be infinitely more beneficial to you

0.006 + economy score is crazy

[mellow trench]

congrats on being the first player in the game (who didnt leave) to be at 0 money

[mellow trench]

MAP AS OF THIS MESSAGE

PLAYER STATS AS OF THAT MESSAGE

hold on let me do income rq

[true herald]

why do i have 2 chunks of troops

[mellow trench]

squares are easy to make

but the amount u bought was

not a square amount of troops

so i make multiple squares

[true herald]

ok

whos in spain

[mellow trench]

ryan

[true herald]

ok

[hasty cliff]

no

graasfgj

[swift snow]

2 pixels baby!!!

[true herald]

why do i have a chunk of land in mongolia next to jayd

[mellow trench]

sq gave it to you

[true herald]

oh

[charred gate]

ionization

ok

uhh

buy troops

[dry saffron]

buy troops amap

[mellow trench]

oh yeah the daily ping

@desert osprey @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier

[desert osprey]

INVEST

[charred gate]

buy troops

with 90% of the money i have

[hasty cliff]

buy troops with all of my mone

[mighty pier]

Inves

[mellow trench]

oh yeah i should pin the map updates

[dreamy vessel]

May I join?

[hasty cliff]

no

[mellow trench]

joins are closed

[mighty pier]

Sure but you’ll be at a large disadvantage

[mellow trench]

because the biggest players could wipe you out in like 1 to 2 turns

[mighty pier]

Oh they closed nvm

[mellow trench]

maybe less, actually

[dry saffron]

0.5 turns

[valid tusk]

ski

what happens if i pull an america

and fight for independence

[mellow trench]

with who

a 1 man army isnt gonna do very well

[swift snow]

When I die, I will find out if my experiment is a success.

[charred gate]

daily ping

[dry saffron]

expand

[mellow trench]

oh yeahhhhhh

@desert osprey @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier

[charred gate]

nouser can i steal your blank earth conquest map

[mellow trench]

map update in 2 day

[charred gate]

i own earth discord but worse now

[mighty pier]

troops with all

[mellow trench]

oh what

okay

[hasty cliff]

EXPAND

GREENALND

[mellow trench]

blank map

[charred gate]

yay

[mellow trench]

s5 will use a different map but

this is the map for s1 s3 and s4

[charred gate]

i love pdn

whats s2

[mellow trench]

um

so

the season 1 players

with their.

infinite lack of wisdom

decided

they wanted to play the next season

on Charon

just literally big ass boring brown rock

[desert osprey]

expand!

maybe we can all sign a global peace treaty to give new players an island

[true herald]

https://limbuscompany.wiki.gg/wiki/Charon

limbus company reference

buy troops, all money

[mellow trench]

@desert osprey @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier

[charred gate]

hi

[desert osprey]

BUY TROOPS, 25% of MONEY

[charred gate]

do i still have troops

[mighty pier]

expand east to the Sinai

[charred gate]

if yes

expand northwest

[desert osprey]

R74n OVERSEAS TERRITORY

[charred gate]

probably conquer most of the chinese territory

[charred gate]

ryan is cooking

[mellow trench]

next season will actually include svalbard so you'd be able to spawn in the R74n vault if you'd like

[desert osprey]

LETS GOOOOO

[hasty cliff]

invest

ionization

[dry saffron]

buy troops amap

[true herald]

take over any part of germany thats still left, then take over as much as france with all troops

what

as much as france

i cant speak today

as much france as possible

[swift snow]

invest

[mellow trench]

@desert osprey @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier

is today map update day?

[charred gate]

yes

[mighty pier]

invest since i think i spent all my moneys

[charred gate]

invest

[true herald]

invest

[dry saffron]

expand

[mellow trench]

mmm sorry guys got busy

map update tomorrow morning

[dry saffron]

promise?

[swift snow]

i will invest

[charred gate]

buy 100% of troops

[mellow trench]

adajsidjaisdjasd ???

@charred gate

[charred gate]

ok

[mellow trench]

u cant do 2 actions i n1 turn

[charred gate]

i forgot

[shell current]

invest more

[true herald]

i agree to hand over bydgoszcz to @charred gate

[charred gate]

and i agree to hand over hamhampangpang to @true herald

[true herald]

lets go

adding the moss drink rn

[mellow trench]

@dry saffron send ur war plan updates here

makes it easier for archive/game review later on

[dry saffron]

continue widening megachudets but send a single pixel to the random new mexican city

[undone locust]

hi you guys aren't safe here either

[charred gate]

@mellow trench

[dry saffron]

buy troops amap

[charred gate]

can i ping you guys

[mellow trench]

lmfao get message deleted loser

[mellow trench]

oh

yeah the daily ping

[charred gate]

i pinged you for the daily

and didnt know about the evil plasma leak tjhing

@desert osprey @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier

[mellow trench]

@desert osprey @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier

damn it

okay

[charred gate]

evil ping

[desert osprey]

what the hell!

sniped

EXPAND!!!!!!!

[charred gate]

because its the next turn ill do this one

[dry saffron]

wait is i*nization finally banned

[mighty pier]

buy troops with all

Ionization

no

[desert osprey]

michael waltz be like:

[mellow trench]

no i just spite people who think they can challenge me

[charred gate]

when i get most of china

i expand

and get to europe by russia

[mighty pier]

now that i have the holy land can i make a new religion worshipping ionization

[hasty cliff]

invest

[crisp sequoia]

inve st

[true herald]

invest

[undone locust]

isn't this mod abuse or

[mellow trench]

are you sure

[dry saffron]

it isnt if you spam

[true helm]

When can I join?

[mellow trench]

next season

unless one of the current players donates 500 or more pixels to you

[true helm]

When is that?

[mellow trench]

some time after this season ends

[charred gate]

39 years

or when the forum is dead for a least 3 months

[mellow trench]

its not gonna take 39 years for this game to end

if no player does an action for 3 months then uh

yeah i guess it'd end?

with everyone being losers?

[true helm]

You'll explain the rules at the start of each game, won't you?

[mellow trench]

yeah

the rules were already explained for s4

s5 will be mostly the same

but with some tweaks/new stuff

[mellow trench]

@desert osprey @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier

[charred gate]

buy troops with all of my money

[mighty pier]

expand west in another thin line towards the Gambia river

[desert osprey]

EXPAND(?)

[mighty pier]

if I have extra troops start leading to Luanda

[mellow trench]

you expanded last turn and when someone says expand with no clarification i use all their troops
i'd reccomend buying some

[desert osprey]

ohhhhhh

buy troops with 25% funds!!

[crisp sequoia]

me 2

[swift snow]

ill do nothing

[dry saffron]

expand+abq

[hasty cliff]

invest

[true herald]

uhhh

pass

[supple bridge]

I'm interested

[valid tusk]

too late bro

[supple bridge]

Ok... 😦

[valid tusk]

gotta wait till season 5

[mellow trench]

@desert osprey @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier

[charred gate]

expand northwest and westg

[crisp sequoia]

buy troop with all monies

wait i bought last time

ill expand instead

[dreamy vessel]

You should try throwing your vice president into the ocean

[charred gate]

whose my vice president

[dreamy vessel]

Emm. RTX 3090 Graphics

[charred gate]

he doesnt exist bastard

sorry for the language tho

[dry saffron]

buy troops amap

[desert osprey]

INVEST

[hasty cliff]

buy max troops

[mighty pier]

buy max troop

[wispy verge]

what zhis

can i join?

[dry saffron]

no

not until next season

[wispy verge]

😦

[true herald]

buy troops all money

[mellow trench]

map update tomorrow

[true herald]

discord earth conquest tomorrow

check steam

[mellow trench]

what

[mighty pier]

@desert osprey @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier

[hasty cliff]

invest

[desert osprey]

invest

[mighty pier]

expand north to tripoli

[charred gate]

invest

[dry saffron]

expand

[mellow trench]

are you just speedrunning getting major locations

[dry saffron]

promise?

[mellow trench]

oh shit

um

oh and today is sunday too..

probably next morning then

well not probably

i will do it next morning

[dry saffron]

hah
you did not promise on tomorrow

[mellow trench]

well.. too bad

[mighty pier]

perchnace

[true herald]

take over the rest of france and really anything until all troops gone

[mellow trench]

MAP AS OF THIS MESSAGE

STATS AS OF THAT MESSAGE

[true herald]

thats a lot of troops

[dry saffron]

IM FIRST LET'S GO

[true herald]

that was before i used that block of troops

[dry saffron]

i used my own block of troops

[charred gate]

hi

okay

so buy

100% troops

[mellow trench]

@desert osprey @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier

[hasty cliff]

BUY ALL OF THE TROOPS

AHHHH

[dry saffron]

buy troops amap

[mighty pier]

Invest

[true herald]

invest

[swift snow]

invest

[mellow trench]

hehehe

i have a

really good april fools joke

hold on this is gonna be amazing

map update... today

[dry saffron]

(tw: lies)

[mighty pier]

invest

[dry saffron]

since it's april fools

send my troops to expand

but in clown outfits

[mellow trench]

@desert osprey @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier

[charred gate]

do i have troops

[mighty pier]

Buy troops

With all

[dry saffron]

buy troops amap

[hasty cliff]

EXPANDDD

grenland

and the rest of jan mayen

[crisp sequoia]

uhh do i have troops

[mellow trench]

how do yalls not know if u have troops or not

FOOL role indeed

[dry saffron]

i know i do

[mellow trench]

map update tomorrow

unless i am doing more important things at usual map update time

in that case it would be early the day after

[true herald]

hey nouser can you stop updating the map right before i invade a lot of land

[dry saffron]

nouser keep doing that

[mellow trench]

um

i kinda pick my update times randomly

[true herald]

i pick invasion times randomly too

no strategy in my mind

[dry saffron]

i do not pick invasion times randomly

im min-maxxing

[mighty pier]

Expand in a line to Luanda, Angola

(heading west from my Lesotho-Egypt line)

[dry saffron]

expand

[mighty pier]

buy troops with all again

[mellow trench]

lmao i forgot to ping yesterday

[mellow trench]

you already did something that turn

anyways @desert osprey @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier

[ornate moss]

rtx4090graphics is AFK: arskn - a day ago

deltarune june 5th lets goo is AFK: minecraft movie time - 6 minutes ago

[mellow trench]

dont care

[charred gate]

GUH

invest

[hasty cliff]

invest

[dry saffron]

buy troops

[desert osprey]

invest..

[crisp sequoia]

map update

[true herald]

buy troops, all money

[swift snow]

some more investing

[dry saffron]

update!!!!!!

[true herald]

no please wait 1 more day

pleas

[mellow trench]

the map updatening shall commence

god i forgot how tired i am in the mornings

someone ping me in like an hour if i dont send smth here

[dry saffron]

@mellow trench

[dry saffron]

@mellow trench

[mellow trench]

too bad i was literally not at my house

[dry saffron]

@mellow trench

[mellow trench]

i said in an hour not in 3 hours

smh

[mellow trench]

MAP AS OF THIS MESSAGE

wait

[mellow trench]

MAP AS OF THIS MESSAGE

STATS AS OF THAT MESSAGE (income included)

[mellow trench]

@mighty pier wtf is the plan here?? why does ur nation look like this

[swift snow]

lol i have 2 land

[mellow trench]

better than having 0 land

twix is insane an economy score of 1.45 is just such a waste of time and money

oh lmao when moss took over france i gave them french guinea too lmao

congrats @mighty nimbus you officially own land in south america now cause i was too lazy to make sure all the land i gave u was in europe

wait?

shit wrong moss

@vale pagoda

shit wrong inverse

@true herald

[dry saffron]

im winning!!!

[mellow trench]

it does seem like you have a pretty good shot at this

unless the worlds 3 or 4 major countries teamed up against you

you might have this in the bag

[mighty pier]

teehee
anyways I’m gonna start making the lines wider

[mellow trench]

what is the plan here!!!

[true herald]

yipee

[true herald]

highway to each major city? i guess?

[mellow trench]

but why

[true herald]

to win over the people

in the next election

[hasty cliff]

economy is key

dont worry i have a new better plan after the next invest

[dry saffron]

expand

[mellow trench]

ohh yeahh the ping

anyways @desert osprey @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier

[charred gate]

do i have troops

[mellow trench]

oh i forgot to remove the anyways when copypasting

[mellow trench]

a true <@&1356443905955991625> indeed

[charred gate]

thats a yes

[hasty cliff]

invest

[charred gate]

expand

[crisp sequoia]

buy troops all money NOW

[true herald]

take over italy, if there are any remaining troops take over as much of the uh as possible, if there are still some remaining just invade anything with them

[swift snow]

invest maybe

[mighty pier]

buy troops with all

my african linear monstrosity shall expand

[mellow trench]

@desert osprey @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier

[ornate moss]

deltarune june 5th lets goo is AFK: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz||the game||zzzzzzzzzzzz||the game||zz||the game||||the game||||the game||||the game|| - 5 hours ago

[mellow trench]

dont care

[dry saffron]

not sure about you but it’s 5:47 rn

[mellow trench]

oh

shit

ummm

guys ignore that ping for like

12 minutes

[dry saffron]

buy troops

[charred gate]

two hours early

but ok

do i have troops

if yes

expand

if no

buy troops

[mellow trench]

it was

it was only 16 minutes early

not 2 hours

[hasty cliff]

BUY TROOPS

ALL OF THEM

AHHHHH

[mellow trench]

you dont need to be scared of your own troops

[swift snow]

invest

[mighty pier]

if my actions only work after the ping then uh buy troops with all

[true herald]

invest

[mellow trench]

actions work after the designated time

me pinging late doesnt mean u have to respond late

you did that the previous turn too, though?

guinea i feel like you're misreading what time turns start at

considering you keep sending actions 30 minutes before each new turn

[mighty pier]

wait what time is considered a “new day”

[mellow trench]

um

well about an hour and 13 minutes ago

6 PM new york time

[mighty pier]

oh expand to the tip of somalia

[dry saffron]

expand

[charred gate]

expand

[mellow trench]

oh right i forgot to ping

@desert osprey @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier

[hasty cliff]

take over the rest of greenland and start colonizing northern angola right above the border of guinea’s country

[mellow trench]

lmao

[mighty pier]

sir what are tou doing in my country

[crisp sequoia]

expansion

[valid tusk]

i could be in and out of your country in 2 minutes

by going in a straight line

[mighty pier]

i mean you could say that about any country if you pick the right point

[hasty cliff]

colonization

[mighty pier]

British

[true herald]

invest

[modern ocean]

can i join

[dry saffron]

no

wait until next season

[modern ocean]

o

so

when?

[mellow trench]

whenever the current players finish taking over the world

[modern ocean]

o

ok

[swift snow]

invest

[dry saffron]

@mellow trench

invest

[mellow trench]

yeah

[charred gate]

invest

[mighty pier]

invest

[mellow trench]

@desert osprey @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier meant to ping about 2 hours and 47 minutes ag

[hasty cliff]

buy max troops

[crisp sequoia]

invest

[mellow trench]

@desert osprey @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier

[ornate moss]

deltarune june 5th lets goo is AFK: when the fuck is probot getitng fixed - 12 hours ago

[mellow trench]

map update tomorrow

[charred gate]

yes

i forgot if i had troops or not

[mighty pier]

buy troops with all

[charred gate]

buy troops with all

[dry saffron]

buy troops amap

[hasty cliff]

expand inthat african colony

[crisp sequoia]

invst

[desert osprey]

invest

[mellow trench]

@desert osprey @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier

im tired map update might be next morning

[mighty pier]

spend all troops kicking twix out and protecting the coast

[valid tusk]

mad at twix for making colonies

[mellow trench]

kicking twix out as in.. taking their land...?

[hasty cliff]

wre you declaring war

buy the maximum amount of troops

[mighty pier]

you’re colonizing me

British

[hasty cliff]

youre WEAK compared to such powers

[dry saffron]

expand and kill jakey while im at it

[crisp sequoia]

im gonna stay out of this

invest

[hasty cliff]

im forcing you all into the war nato style

[blazing edge]

I nuke everyone from my mars base

https://tenor.com/view/alcatraz-checkmate-gif-1819377969715543720

[valid tusk]

im just a citizen bro

no you didnt

i did

[hasty cliff]

the game

[valid tusk]

yes twix

i can never even get a good score

nowadays

[desert osprey]

ummmm i’m not involved with this.. expand

[true herald]

buy troops, all

[mellow trench]

oops forgot

doing it now

[mellow trench]

@desert osprey @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier

well guess ill calc everything up to that message

might as well

[hasty cliff]

invade guinea of pig

with all of my troops

[charred gate]

kill guinea

never underestimate the immortals

[hasty cliff]

moss disapproves for some reason

a traitor to our alliance

[charred gate]

holdon

no

i have to get troops first

buy all troops i possibly can

[crisp sequoia]

buy troops

[mellow trench]

reminder of where i left off when future me continues to calc the update

[hasty cliff]

what does calc stand for im new to the stream

[dry saffron]

buy troops amap

[true herald]

use all troops to expand into the balkans

[swift snow]

invest

[mellow trench]

yeah for those new to the stream

im just using slang

calc is short for calculate

i will calculate the update

[desert osprey]

recruit a decent amount of troops

[mellow trench]

...?

[swift snow]

just give him a dozen

(12)

[mighty pier]

buy troops with all

[mellow trench]

little did i know i would become busy for the rest of the night

so the map update would be forcibly delayed one again

ahahahahahHAHHAHAHAHAHAHhHSUh

[valid tusk]

just like the tiktok ban

[rich spear]

How do i join this game

[modern ocean]

wait for next round

[mellow trench]

@desert osprey @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier

[swift snow]

invest MORE

[hasty cliff]

buy the maximum amount of troops again

[true herald]

invest

[dry saffron]

pretty sure you cant

[mellow trench]

true

jakey you did die

havent calc'd ur death yet but

jayd did murder you

[swift snow]

oh

well then

There goes my experiment.

[charred gate]

i forgot

[dry saffron]

invest

[charred gate]

invade all directions

[crisp sequoia]

send all troops to attack guinea because yes

[mighty pier]

shit

i cant defend against these guys so I’m gonna run

Expand in Egypt with all troops

[charred gate]

coward

youre a french]

[mellow trench]

@desert osprey @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier

i will fr fr finish map update next morning

because theres nothing else that can possibly distract me

[charred gate]

amogn us

[mighty pier]

buy troop with all

[mellow trench]

wait why am i still pinging jakey

[charred gate]

buy troop with all

[mellow trench]

jakey do u still wanna be pinged

[crisp sequoia]

incest

FUCK

NO

NOT AGAIN

INVEST

[desert osprey]

expand

[valid tusk]

lmao

[dry saffron]

buy troops amap

[mellow trench]

you had no troops to expand with

[mellow trench]

i despise the fact i cant just do neat little squares when making ur troops

[mellow trench]

twix's troops were (barely) able to fend yours off and you gained no land

ok the turn after that is where i left off

im out of time here so ill continue later

[charred gate]

buy troops

[mellow trench]

no point in replying to that

that was

ages ago

and you cannot alter history

[mellow trench]

@desert osprey @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier

[crisp sequoia]

do the update >:(

[mellow trench]

i just ate spaghetti

no

[crisp sequoia]

how was the spaghetti

[mellow trench]

good

spaghetti is never bad

[desert osprey]

can we impose tariffs

EXPAND!

[mellow trench]

i mean you could like. trade with another user? and try to tell them to pay more for it? but they might just not do the trade

[desert osprey]

woah whattttttttttttt…… someone’s gotta tell some certain people about that

[dry saffron]

expand

[hasty cliff]

i forgot to invade guinea

[mighty pier]

Buy troops

All

[charred gate]

buy troops with all

[mellow trench]

@desert osprey @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier

[charred gate]

invade with all

[dry saffron]

buy troops amap

[mellow trench]

kind of unsure what to do with this order.. ill figure it out

[mellow trench]

your small army was quickly destroyed and 0 pixels were gained

wait no thats overseas

hmmm

[mellow trench]

you were able to wipe out most of guinea's future army (since ur troops took a turn to arrive) but gained 0 pixels

[mellow trench]

you had 0 troops to expand with since you used them all a previous turn

[desert osprey]

ohhhhhhhhhhh

INVEST

[mellow trench]

is this like... a statement?

are you wanting to invade guinea now or

[mellow trench]

unlucky u were 1 away from that secret "if you buy a perfect square amount of troops i'll sneak in some bonus ones for making my life easier"

[mellow trench]

might help to specify if u mean to invade guinea or just neutral land? i know ur at war with them and all

[mellow trench]

STATS AS OF THIS MESSAGE

MAP AS OF THAT MESSAGE

[mellow trench]

this turn's income is not included in the stats

[dry saffron]

oh i absorbed moss to the right

[mellow trench]

i took "widen" very literally

so all of your territory was widened in your war plans

[dry saffron]

my line goes that far doesn’t it

i think i might win

[mellow trench]

the line i used for your initial megachusetts war plan is completed and gone

i am currently just widening ur territory

for moss im absorbing random countries into the mass

[dry saffron]

moss: actual semi strategic
me: l i n e

[blazing edge]

https://tenor.com/view/big-hero-6-baymax-wega-storm-wega-scary-luigi-gif-5923564526282384943

[mellow trench]

guinea seems like

they have a plan in mind

no damn clue what it is

the plan might be illegal drugs

[mighty pier]

How many did I actually buy

[mellow trench]

you bought 1937 troops IIRC

which is 1 away from 1936

-calc sqrt(1936)

[faint charm]

Result: 44.000000

[mellow trench]

perfect square

[dry saffron]

-calc sqrt(2025)

[faint charm]

Result: 45.000000

[mellow trench]

yes if you bought 2025 troops it would also be eligible for the secret bonus extra troops

[dry saffron]

i know what im doing

[mellow trench]

does not count if your purchase is multiple squares. only counts if the total is 1 square and i can fit that square in ur land

[crisp sequoia]

invest

[hasty cliff]

yes

buy troops this time

[true herald]

buy troops all money

[charred gate]

neutral

[swift snow]

no

[mellow trench]

@desert osprey @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier

[hasty cliff]

invade guinea again they smell

my beautiful angolan colony is too amazing to be shaped like this

with all of my troops

[dry saffron]

buy 2025 troops

[mighty pier]

Expand in Egypt again

[dry saffron]

@mellow trench where extra troops

[mellow trench]

wdym where

i dont update the map every 30 minutes

you should know that

[dry saffron]

smh

[mellow trench]

(also 2025 is COMICALLY low compared to ur previous purchase amounts)

[desert osprey]

buy 25% troops

[round sandal]

buy 25.000000000001% troops

[valid tusk]

you are not bidding

also that would probably get you the same troops

wait no

thats not

you will just get 25% of troops

[true herald]

do what every great empire does

invade as much of the mediteranean as possible

i dont think i spelt that right but whatever

[charred gate]

uhh

buy 7854 troops

[tardy grove]

go for 7921

-calc sqrt(7921)

[faint charm]

Result: 89.000000

[valid tusk]

missing one r

[dry saffron]

buy troops amap

[mellow trench]

@desert osprey @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier

[desert osprey]

invest

[mighty pier]

buy troops

With all

[hasty cliff]

buy a gazillion troops

max

[undone locust]

win the game

easy peasy

ggwp

[mighty pier]

sir i dont think the investing is gonna do much at this point

[undone locust]

i win 1-0

[hasty cliff]

jayd pay for the map i need it

help an ally in need

pretty please

[charred gate]

invade the neutral land with the 7854 troops

[tardy grove]

jjwp

[true herald]

invest

@mighty pier youre ruining my mediteranean plans

smhhh

settle somewhere in middle africa

[mighty pier]

Can u even withdraw troops

[mellow trench]

withdraw?

like, unrecruit them?

[mighty pier]

like unclaim land

since moss wants me to leave north Egypt

[mellow trench]

i mean yeah

u could also straight up give someone land

or trade it away

[charred gate]

hi

[mellow trench]

@desert osprey @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier

map update tomorrow

[mighty pier]

Expand deeper along the Nile I guess

[charred gate]

buy 27637 troops

[dry saffron]

promise?

expand

[true herald]

do nothing

[tardy grove]

jj you win

[hasty cliff]

invade egypt

with all of my troops

[true herald]

twix im conquering egypt

guinea is moving out of there i think

[hasty cliff]

hmmm

cancel the egyptian invasion keep invading angola

[dry saffron]

nouser

[mellow trench]

the current turn isnt even over yet 😭

what do you MEAN

[valid tusk]

found moss empire

[mellow trench]

wth

is that like

some ai generated map

[valid tusk]

yea

i didnt generate it tho

[hasty cliff]

never post again

i have a better map i can probably find

i found it

[dry saffron]

don’t even encourage it

[mellow trench]

all AI images are automatically trash and deserve hatred

even if you didnt make it

[valid tusk]

they probably based it off this

[dry saffron]

well

[mellow trench]

@desert osprey @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier

[hasty cliff]

buy maximum troops

[dry saffron]

buy troops amap

[mighty pier]

Expand south towards Ethiopia

Oh wait i did that last time

Buy max troops

[charred gate]

invade north

neutral land

[dry saffron]

nouser

map update

[hasty cliff]

MAAPPPPP

[tardy grove]

HELP

HELP

WHERE AM I

SHOW MAP

[dry saffron]

nouser is doing something more important

[hasty cliff]

murder

[mellow trench]

see now you get it

[dry saffron]

i still want map update

[mellow trench]

too bad

[hasty cliff]

i cant participate so it’s not important

[true herald]

buy troops all money

[dry saffron]

expand

[dry saffron]

nouser where map

[mellow trench]

in the future

@desert osprey @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier

[mighty pier]

Expand south towards Ethiopia

[hasty cliff]

nouser i need that map to know where to inavde

[true herald]

take over scandinavia with all troops

[round sandal]

withdraw 25000000000000 troops

[true herald]

i dont think you have that many

[mellow trench]

who are you

[true herald]

yeah i dont think you have any at all

[round sandal]

uh

someone

i just did something

[mellow trench]

not for long

[round sandal]

u remember slod

or whatever it was

i was the guy that hydrogen bombed a u.h.h city

[mellow trench]

no

[round sandal]

and then quit

[mellow trench]

what in the world are you talking about

[round sandal]

ok so u dont remember

whatev

it was like

a long time ago

ohhh wait no

i think it was a diff sorta one

it wasnt this one

like

this is world conquest

oh forget it

[hasty cliff]

just invade more of guinea’s angola

keep going forward

give us map grgehaua

[mellow trench]

you successfully kill guinea's army and reduce guinea to 12 percent of what they were previously

[mellow trench]

you have no troops to expand with (they were killed)

[mellow trench]

you do not have enough land to fit "all", so your troop purchase was reduced

[mellow trench]

you do not have enough cash for a gazillion troops so the purchase amount was reduced

[mellow trench]

you cannot afford 27637 troops and your purchase amount has been reduced

[hasty cliff]

yes i meant max

[mighty pier]

Buy troops with all moneys

[hasty cliff]

oh no i did a little too much

[mellow trench]

im seeing this message now and future me is gonna be confused

considering you already

own

all of angola

[hasty cliff]

i said “forward”

after

[mellow trench]

i think you're gonna kill guinea

[hasty cliff]

since i thought i couldve owned all of angola at that point

i can give independence if i do

[mellow trench]

what a nice colonizer

[hasty cliff]

as a puppet state

theyll be forced into our alliance

both of my alliances

[mellow trench]

damn so i will still have to do the cocaine-fueled stategic plans of guinea

ACCEPTING 1 NEW PLAYER TO TAKE OVER LEADERSHIP OF NEKONICO'S COUNTRY

[charred gate]

to how much

[mellow trench]

i dont remember

[charred gate]

put it in 2763

anyways what does my map look like

does it look like qing yet

or just evil japan

[mellow trench]

im not done calcing but this is you rn

[charred gate]

why is moss and jayd on china

[mellow trench]

sq gave their land to moss and jayd

and jayd told me to widen their country

so thats what her troops have been taking

[charred gate]

holdon have i said my turn

[mellow trench]

for todays turn?

[charred gate]

yes

[mellow trench]

no

[charred gate]

are my 2763 troops used

[mellow trench]

how do you not know

you wouldve been the one to spend them

[charred gate]

i gotta be the worst president ever

[mellow trench]

atleast you didnt wander out into the desert like nekonico

[charred gate]

can i go to southeast china

i now remember

ihavent used my troos

i gotta take note

[hasty cliff]

sq 🥀

[mellow trench]

sq just got as rich as possible and then left the planet

[hasty cliff]

elon musk

katy perry perhaps

[charred gate]

im gonna invade the neutral land in southeast china and nobody cant stop me

[hasty cliff]

the unitd antion

[dry saffron]

when map update pls

[mellow trench]

ive got it like

halfway done

[dry saffron]

yay

[modern ocean]

who

can i

[mellow trench]

sure

[modern ocean]

yay

[modern ocean]

uhh ill probably not be online during your 6:00 so buy 2025 troops

[mellow trench]

turns last 24 hours so you can say ur action anytime during that timespan

[modern ocean]

oh ok