Discord Earth Conquest

[true herald]

i think it is

use half my troops to invade jakey

[mellow trench]

yeah

@desert osprey @distant lintel @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia

[charred gate]

invest

[desert osprey]

use half of troops to get more land

[distant lintel]

invest

[hasty cliff]

how many troops can i buy

[mellow trench]

1299

[hasty cliff]

buy 1299 troops

[mellow trench]

you couldve just said "buy max amount of troops"

[hasty cliff]

i want to be precise

[mellow trench]

first time i almost struggled to fit all the troops

[mellow trench]

half of zero is zero

@desert osprey pinging you here since invalid turn action

[desert osprey]

wait do troops all die when u invade??

or did i never have any

use 10% of funds to get troops..

[mellow trench]

yeah

invading land uses them up

and you used all of them to invade the last time u invaded land

[desert osprey]

i see

i don’t know the rules actually lol

[mellow trench]

alright 1290 troops for you

[desert osprey]

JEEZ!!!!!

[mellow trench]

wait no

miscalculated

should be 129

[desert osprey]

aw

BOOOOOOO

[mellow trench]

well if u spent more on troops u could have more

[desert osprey]

but my money..

wait can u use money on anything else?

[mellow trench]

currently the only other things that cost money is investing (which takes 25 percent of what you have) and digging canals/turning ocean into land

[mellow trench]

slightly less impressive

[desert osprey]

INVESTING WAS USING MONEY THIS WHOLE TIME 😭

[mellow trench]

i do reccomend checking the pins frequently

sometimes useful info and polls can be buried underneath messages

[desert osprey]

discord still hasn’t added that ability for forum posts on mobile..

[mellow trench]

oh dang

thats sad

[desert osprey]

😭 it’s ok

[dry saffron]

buy as many troops as possible

[dry saffron]

jakey's about to get annihilated next turn

[mellow trench]

i mean moss used half his troops to invade

im just

waiting for jakey

[mellow trench]

wonderful

[dry saffron]

so by next turn jakey should be gone

[mellow trench]

1289 troops def isnt enough to wipe out his entire nation

but def leave a mark

[dry saffron]

how many troops did moss sent

[mellow trench]

200

[dry saffron]

k

[crisp sequoia]

how many troops and moneys do i have

[distant lintel]

use half my money to send aid to jayd

[mellow trench]

i'd really appreciate if jakey didnt wait last minute to submit their turn

[crisp sequoia]

nouser how much troops and money do i have

[mellow trench]

13299 cash

600 troops

[crisp sequoia]

i use 100 troops to tak land

[swift snow]

more troops

dig it all in, every last penny

if I am going to d-

Wait

Someone's coming.

[warm wagon]

hello

[shell current]

can i recruit half of the max amount of troops i can get

[crisp sequoia]

invest because new turn started now

[dry saffron]

reclaim my land and invade jakey

[true herald]

im gonna invest again

[charred gate]

i buy 300 troopies

[mellow trench]

@desert osprey @distant lintel @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia

[charred gate]

h

[hasty cliff]

send my troops to colonize EAST

and if there isnt anymore room just go north whatever

[distant lintel]

invest

[desert osprey]

invest

[hasty cliff]

map ples 💔

[mellow trench]

ill show map when i calc it

for those new to the stream

calc is slang for calculator

[hasty cliff]

or is it

[shell current]

invest!

[dry saffron]

do i have my land back

i think i do

[mellow trench]

ill calc it next morning

or tonight if i get sudden energy

[dry saffron]

have you considered

sugar

and

caffeine

[mellow trench]

thats

not how my brain works

[swift snow]

More troops. Spend all that I have made.

[hasty cliff]

can i have map

[true herald]

invest ig

[dry saffron]

repay sq

and buy troops
as much as possible

[mellow trench]

calcing the previous turn now

[mellow trench]

current map

[dry saffron]

me when reverse invasion

[mellow trench]

its hard to win a 2v1 against people with much higher economies

[dry saffron]

never invade someone who gave you a loan

[swift snow]

Well then, guess I'm dead.

No peace treaty where I remain independent right? Just full annexation?

Or are you just gonna let me keep just a single pixel?

[dry saffron]

tf is this new trend

[mellow trench]

are you new to the stream

[dry saffron]

probably, this is the only thing i could find

[mellow trench]

its from uhh

some guy who does trolling

he was messing with some guy

acting like u need a calc for everything

hes pretty funny

[hasty cliff]

invest for the last turn

[mellow trench]

what?

[dry saffron]

invest for the current turn since it hasnt ended yet

[mellow trench]

twix already did something this turn tho

wait

no

okay

[mellow trench]

@desert osprey @distant lintel @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia

[swift snow]

Jayd better finish the job,

[desert osprey]

invest.

[charred gate]

how much dollars do i have left

[swift snow]

I'm giving jayd all my money as victory spoils.

[hasty cliff]

invest

how much money do i got

[swift snow]

you spend 25% every time you invest now btw,

[hasty cliff]

wha

[swift snow]

Yeah it ain't free anymore.

[hasty cliff]

NOOOO

[swift snow]

Yeah uh.

Sorry, it was my fault for causing that.

[crisp sequoia]

i will buy $2500 worth of troop

[dry saffron]

@mellow trench stat check

[mellow trench]

you know that i wait forever to calc everything

[swift snow]

jayd to you accept all money?

And in my return I still get taken?

[slate bone]

have you considered meth and more meth

[mellow trench]

no

[distant lintel]

invest

[true herald]

invest

[distant lintel]

invest

[dry saffron]

invest

[hasty cliff]

invest again even though i already did

[charred gate]

invest

[swift snow]

I buy 69 more military units.

[hidden elm]

Hello

[mellow trench]

@desert osprey @distant lintel @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia

[charred gate]

invest

[swift snow]

JUST KILL ME

@dry saffron KILL ME ALREADY

[desert osprey]

invest!

[hasty cliff]

invest

[swift snow]

Ill just buy another 69 troops if I can.

[distant lintel]

invest

actually, spend as much of my money as needed to kill jakey and send those troops to jayd

[swift snow]

THANK YOU

[crisp sequoia]

can i take land

with all troops

[dry saffron]

kill

[swift snow]

Thank you.

[true herald]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-spy-medic-kill-me-team-fortress2-gif-21078154

[charred gate]

invest

[desert osprey]

i hope the entire history of this game is contributed to #1322374064966340679!

[mellow trench]

im not sure how to archive the messages

i can steal the history of the desmos manager console though

[desert osprey]

wait its being run in desmos..

😭

that would be enough

[mellow trench]

map update tomorrow morning

if im talking tomorrow and theres not a map update

spam ping me until i update it

[dry saffron]

invest

[distant lintel]

invest

[true herald]

buy troops with half my money

[mellow trench]

oh hell nah sq started a trend of people trying to double invest

[mellow trench]

your balance of 0 can not afford 69 troops

[mellow trench]

you can not afford 2398 troops

MAP UPDATE

[charred gate]

conquest north korea

[distant lintel]

invest

[distant lintel]

oh then dont

[mellow trench]

@desert osprey @distant lintel @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia

[charred gate]

qonquest north korea

[hasty cliff]

do nothing

how much money do i got

[mellow trench]

10129

[dry saffron]

invest

[hasty cliff]

nevermind invest

[crisp sequoia]

hwow mnay pixels i hav

[desert osprey]

invest

[mighty pier]

...

are we back with this

i forgot where i even started

[mellow trench]

well you arent in the new season so

u can still sign up but you will be at a disadvantage

[mighty pier]

uhh sure ig

[mellow trench]

check pins to see how

[mighty pier]

hmm

put me in lesotho

and ill have teal as my color

[true herald]

expand west with all the troops

[distant lintel]

invest

[mellow trench]

@desert osprey @distant lintel @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia

[charred gate]

CONQUER NORTH KOREA

[mellow trench]

you already did something that turn

[mellow trench]

didnt u do that last turn as well

[charred gate]

yeah

but no map

[mellow trench]

you dont have any troops to conquer with

[charred gate]

300 troops

then

[mellow trench]

you can at least assume that ive already done it

[charred gate]

ok

buy 300 troopies

[mellow trench]

just because i dont instantly reply to your actions with a map change doesnt mean that it has been ignored

[desert osprey]

invest

[hasty cliff]

how much money do i got

tell me and then i invest

[mighty pier]

uhh invest

[distant lintel]

invest

[crisp sequoia]

incest

FUCK WAIT

INVEST

[dry saffron]

hmmm

i should

invest

[shell current]

invest as well

[true herald]

invest

[swift snow]

how much money do I have?

[charred gate]

inves

[distant lintel]

infest

invest

[dry saffron]

invest

[true herald]

suggestion: random events

like every 2-3 days something happens out of our control

for example a meteor falls and turns some land into water

[dry saffron]

or water into land

they do that sometimes

[mellow trench]

hmmm not too bad of an idea

i might introduce that when yalls have larger nations

[swift snow]

Nouser what is my money count?

[mellow trench]

haven't calc'd it yet

[mellow trench]

@desert osprey @distant lintel @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia

[charred gate]

invest

[hasty cliff]

how much moneyi got

[mellow trench]

ill calc it in like an hour

[crisp sequoia]

ınvesт

[desert osprey]

INVEST

[dry saffron]

invest

[distant lintel]

invest

[slate bone]

invest

[mellow trench]

@desert osprey @distant lintel @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia

[dry saffron]

invest

[desert osprey]

INVEST

[charred gate]

INVEST

1 hour late tho

[dry saffron]

damn

[hasty cliff]

invest

[mighty pier]

in vest

[mellow trench]

who are you

[dry saffron]

yall were ready

[hasty cliff]

can you calc

prety please

[mellow trench]

yeah im gonna calc after i get soem food

[mighty pier]

can you add me to pings

[mellow trench]

:)

[hasty cliff]

watching in a mcdonal

[mellow trench]

u didnt react to the

message.

but okay.

after this turn, sea invasion delay time is being reintroduced

[charred gate]

nouser how much money i have left

[dry saffron]

how mons?

how many money

[charred gate]

i feel like ive said invest too many times i think that im gaining or losing money of investing in the stock market

[dry saffron]

hopefully im max invest

[charred gate]

stonks

[mellow trench]

epic land gains

SQ IS FIRST TO REACH MAX ECONOMY

CONGRATS SQ.

[charred gate]

cool

congrats sq

good job

[mellow trench]

you do not have any troops to invade with

[dry saffron]

how much longer until i do

like

3 more?

[charred gate]

how much money do i havbe rn

[mellow trench]

still calcing so idk

[charred gate]

can i buy 150 troops

[dry saffron]

no

[mellow trench]

you can not invest anymore

[dry saffron]

is sq still square

[mellow trench]

sq has never done anything but invest so

[dry saffron]

sq is cosplaying himself

[mellow trench]

hi pinging you for the 2nd time about ur past failed invests

[mellow trench]

invalid action

[charred gate]

incest

oh

fuck

[mellow trench]

at the time of asking you had 4688 which is.. exceptionally poor

[mellow trench]

i assume you meant invest. you cant do that for TWO reasons this time! hah 3rd pointless ping.

[mellow trench]

you already did something that turn

wait no

okay

u can invest

[dry saffron]

what

anyways

🧮 it faster

[mellow trench]

too bad?

apply for manager role if u think im too slow

[slate bone]

idk im just going with the flow

[charred gate]

how much doubloons i have

[mellow trench]

look at pins if u wanna sign up

[mellow trench]

fourth pointless ping about u being at max economy

[slate bone]

i consider

[mellow trench]

first useful ping about you being at max economy

[mellow trench]

you bought 300 troops in the past which i assume u forgot about cause u replied to a message of me replying to before you bought those 300 troops

do u still wanna buy the 150 troops

[charred gate]

yes

[dry saffron]

yay im rich

[mellow trench]

MAP UPDATE!!!11!!1!1!

[mellow trench]

so like...

since ur action was invalid

are you like...

gonna do something else instead

[dry saffron]

buy as many troops as possible

[mellow trench]

lovely

[dry saffron]

not like im gonna need the money for anything else

[mellow trench]

thats what i love to hear

[dry saffron]

here’s my excellent plan

[mellow trench]

map update again because i felt the need to instantly give jayd her troops

[mellow trench]

if u wanna make that shape make sure to specify it when telling me to invade land

[dry saffron]

k

[mellow trench]

anyways yeah haven't mentioned this this season but like.. if you really hate yourself, lmk if u wanna apply for this role. you need to have paint.net installed on your pc and a functional web browser

[charred gate]

yay

[distant lintel]

buy troops

with 100%

[crisp sequoia]

i invest in cocaine

[shell current]

more troops

75% money

[true herald]

invest

[swift snow]

Am I dead yet?

[dry saffron]

no

[mellow trench]

@desert osprey @distant lintel @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier

[charred gate]

INVEST

[distant lintel]

invade south with all troopd

[crisp sequoia]

money amoutnt pleas

[dry saffron]

since land evasion is instant

can i take a single pixel in alabama and give that to twix

[mellow trench]

is that what you'd like to do

[dry saffron]

yes

[mellow trench]

then sure

[dry saffron]

@hasty cliff congrats you now own a single pixel in alabama

[dry saffron]

specifically in cullman

[hasty cliff]

amazing

invest

give me money

i mean

howmuch money do i got

[mighty pier]

invest

[hasty cliff]

howmuch money do i got

[crisp sequoia]

howmuch money do i got

[hasty cliff]

howmuch money do i got

[dry saffron]

howmuch money do i got

[crisp sequoia]

howmuch money do i got

[shell current]

invest

[dry saffron]

cant invest must expand

like this

need more space for troops

[mellow trench]

@desert osprey @distant lintel @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier

[ornate moss]

rtx4090graphics is AFK: wha - 10 minutes ago

[mighty pier]

invest

[hasty cliff]

invest

howmuch money do i got

[distant lintel]

howmuch money do i got

[crisp sequoia]

howmuch money do i got

[dry saffron]

howmuch money do i got

[shell current]

im not being pinged but can i check how much money i have?

[charred gate]

again

invest

howmuchmoney do i got

[mellow trench]

huh

[night wasp]

i won

[mellow trench]

... yeah sure

[night wasp]

too easy

[crisp sequoia]

how much monies i has

[swift snow]

am i dead yet?

[mellow trench]

no

[swift snow]

Uh, buy 50 troops?

[crisp sequoia]

inform me please

[charred gate]

invest

[mellow trench]

btw ur not being pinged cause u didnt sign up for new turn reminders

@desert osprey @distant lintel @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier

[shell current]

ohh

[mellow trench]

maybe i should make a purchasable item that forces me to do the calc so you can know the size of your treasury

[shell current]

anyways buy a few troops

like 100

[hasty cliff]

ingest

no

invest

better than what suss said

howmuch money do i got

[mellow trench]

pay 2500 and you can find out at my soonest available calc'ing time which is prob in like half an hour

[swift snow]

I buy 50 more soldiers.

[hasty cliff]

do i have the permission to ping you 10 times in half an hour

[mellow trench]

if you pay me 2500

[distant lintel]

buy soldier with all money

[mighty pier]

invest

[dry saffron]

i accept transaction

[mellow trench]

too bad its taking longer than i thought to be not busy so

[dry saffron]

oh ok

i see how it is

it's a scam!!!!

[mellow trench]

i havent even taken ur money

[true herald]

invest

[dry saffron]

invest(nvm cant sorry force of habit)

@mellow trench you FORGOT

save money

[distant lintel]

the gobi desert federation dissolves and gives half of its resources to moss and the other half to jayd

[crisp sequoia]

okay i wont pay so i can get it in not the soonest time. i still require knowledge of my wealth eventually. anyway invest

[swift snow]

buy 50 more soldiers

[mellow trench]

um ok

[swift snow]

jayd isnt doing anything

at all

I just want the war to end already.

[true herald]

can i buy as many troops as i can

i gotta have at least 5k moneys

[charred gate]

infest

[dry saffron]

save money

[crisp sequoia]

invest

[mighty pier]

Inves

[mellow trench]

there will be a map update tomorrow

[true herald]

yipee

ok anyways expand in all directions with all the troops

[mighty pier]

invets

[mellow trench]

@desert osprey @distant lintel @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier

i will update it in like 2 hours

[charred gate]

invest

[distant lintel]

gobi desert federation dissolved

[mellow trench]

yeah i know you said

oh right

ill remove u from pings

why did u decide to quit

[dry saffron]

can i have their profits:D

[mellow trench]

i assume by "half resources"

you'll get half the land

which means all that land's income will be given to you

[dry saffron]

oh cool

i have asian land now

[mellow trench]

yep

[distant lintel]

busy 😔

[mellow trench]

fair enough

[hasty cliff]

invest

howmuch money do i got

[mellow trench]

i tried to keep my game open to everyone no matter how busy they are but i understand

[mellow trench]

you'll find out in two hours

[dry saffron]

oh good

it’s only 2 hours before i go to bed

[mighty pier]

invest

[mellow trench]

you were at max economy when you submitted this

[crisp sequoia]

its been 2 hours

[mellow trench]

yeah thats why im calcing it

[unborn gorge]

[mellow trench]

such a sad screen to see

[mellow trench]

you had a bit more than 5k moneys

[ornate moss]

moldington is AFK: why is it called a boat if it floats, not boats - 2 hours ago

[mellow trench]

ive got no clue how you were able to afford over 3k troops but

congrats

[mellow trench]

THE MAP AS OF THIS MESSAGE

[mellow trench]

16772

[hasty cliff]

mmm

who’s in mexico

[mellow trench]

here's everyone's money values

[mellow trench]

nekonico

[crisp sequoia]

how do i know which one mine is

[mellow trench]

this is the order it goes in

[hasty cliff]

who’s bigger

me, moss, or jayd

[dry saffron]

guessing the 11.5k is me

[mellow trench]

land values

moss is the biggest by far

more than twice the size of jayd

and more than 5x a default player

[hasty cliff]

im the second biggest

yes

[dry saffron]

im in second not bad

[hasty cliff]

no…

[dry saffron]

but i have the superior economy

[mellow trench]

twix you have 5424 land

jayd has 6414 land

[hasty cliff]

NO

[dry saffron]

hes quite plainly baffled right now

[mellow trench]

anyways removing a specific player is more work than i feel like doing so im gonna keep sq as just an empty bank account

[dry saffron]

hey sq can i have your account

[hasty cliff]

who are the 2 people in china

[crisp sequoia]

i use half my money for troops pleas

[mellow trench]

theres nothing in it for you to take

[mellow trench]

moss and jayd

[dry saffron]

anyways do you get money based on how much land you have?

[mellow trench]

sq split their resources amongst them

[mellow trench]

yes

more land = more money

more economy = more money

[dry saffron]

oh so i do have a motive to expand

[mellow trench]

yes

taking over the world is the goal after all

[dry saffron]

buy as many troops as possible

1149 troops

[mellow trench]

i made sure to overlay some goofy curve over the world map to match your megachussetts plans

since for some reason the image you used doesn't go straight

[dry saffron]

ik

anyways

[hasty cliff]

yess

[dry saffron]

can i somehow move territory

[mellow trench]

lesotho is guinea

[hasty cliff]

oh

[mellow trench]

no

[dry saffron]

awh

[mellow trench]

you can unclaim it but you wont get anything in return

[dry saffron]

id rather keep the money printers

[mellow trench]

you could sell it to other players

in return for money

[hasty cliff]

wrong

lesotho is lesotho

guinea is in northwest africa

smh

[dry saffron]

there are like 3 guineas

[hasty cliff]

1 actually named guinea

[mellow trench]

lesotho is guinea, the discord member

[hasty cliff]

no

[hasty cliff]

one is actually just guinea

also

guyana and fr*nch guiana

[mellow trench]

why do you ask

what territory did you want to move?

the stuff in mongolia?

[dry saffron]

no i want the mongolian land

[mellow trench]

the jakey bakey land?

[dry saffron]

i wanted to move my na land to make megachusetts longer

like all that isnt part of the plan

[mellow trench]

you could, theoretically, sell that land for someone, for 10 cash per pixel, and use that to buy troops

[hasty cliff]

im gonna do this on moss

[dry saffron]

@hasty cliff since you’re rich do you perhaps

[hasty cliff]

im poor

trust me

[dry saffron]

ok

guess im just gonna leave it there

[hasty cliff]

how much for it

[true herald]

yay im officially poland sized

[charred gate]

yay

can i buy troops with 70% of the money

[swift snow]

I want to buy the land!

[true herald]

what

[dry saffron]

expand the same way im doing right now

[mellow trench]

@desert osprey @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier

[desert osprey]

invest!

[charred gate]

buy troops with 70% of the money

[hasty cliff]

buy troops with all my money

[mighty pier]

buy troops with all

[dry saffron]

@mellow trench who makes the most money

[mellow trench]

idk

i just have a button that i click and boom ur income is added

[dry saffron]

what’s moss’s economy

[mellow trench]

i think moss makes the most money

simply because of how huge he is

[dry saffron]

if his econ is like around 1.2 he definitely does make more money

wait how many troops did i have

[swift snow]

Jayd can I buy your old land?

[dry saffron]

no

[swift snow]

Okay.

I just wanted to.

Also is the war still ongoing?

[mellow trench]

i mean none of yalls have like

signed a peace treaty

so i'd assume

[dry saffron]

peace treaty?

[true herald]

invest i guess

[crisp sequoia]

taek land with all

[dry saffron]

more troops

[charred gate]

invade korea

[mellow trench]

@desert osprey @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier

[charred gate]

invade korea

[swift snow]

Invest

[dry saffron]

how many troops do i have

[mellow trench]

u can pay me 2500 whenever i am physically available to do it to find out

[hasty cliff]

EXPAND EXPAND EXPAND

CLEAR FOREST MAKE LAND

FRESH BLOOD ON HANDS

HAHFHDH

[mellow trench]

you do have a lot of shore to sell seashells on

[mighty pier]

Expand north with all

[crisp sequoia]

how large am i

[desert osprey]

invest in infrastructure

[crisp sequoia]

invest in investing

[hasty cliff]

yes

[dry saffron]

i would like to buy seashells from your seashore

[hasty cliff]

what about guns, or stocks, or diamonds, or rocks

[dry saffron]

time to a clock

[true herald]

uhhh

pass

[mellow trench]

@desert osprey @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier

[charred gate]

do i still have max economy o

[hasty cliff]

colonize greenland if i have anymore troops

[charred gate]

if yes can i buy troops with 70% of my money

[mighty pier]

Invest

[mellow trench]

you dont lose economy

[charred gate]

buy 70% troops

[dry saffron]

invade west same shape

[swift snow]

buy 5 troops

[mellow trench]

buy 0.002 troops

im so good at this game

[dry saffron]

buy negative troops

gimme money

[mellow trench]

you can not sell your troops to me

[hasty cliff]

do i have any

[mellow trench]

probably idk?

did u spend them??

[hasty cliff]

yes but i dunno how many

[mellow trench]

oh right u just said "expand expand expand"

i guess u have none since u didnt specify to leave any leftover

[hasty cliff]

what

so they all just died in the ocean

[desert osprey]

expand land if possible..

[mellow trench]

well no, when you use troops they die

and i assume "expand expand expand" means to use them all up

[true herald]

do they keep marching taking territory until they run out of supplies and die

nouser you cruel man

anyways

buy as many troops as i can

[hasty cliff]

where the hell did you take them

[mellow trench]

wdym

they died in battle

to get you some land

surely it was worth it

[dry saffron]

died battling animals

[mellow trench]

more people live in this world than you and your people

[dry saffron]

oh shit fr?

[mellow trench]

yeah?

humans weren't extinct before u decided to make ur civilization

they're just a lot easier to fight than the people who did make civilizations

[mellow trench]

@desert osprey @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier

[ornate moss]

rtx4090graphics is AFK: tomorrow is friday yayyayaya - 38 minutes ago

[mellow trench]

ok too bad

[hasty cliff]

invest

i want map

[mellow trench]

well you can either pay me 2.5k or wait until tomorrow

[hasty cliff]

do i even have that much

[mellow trench]

probably

its not hard to get money

[swift snow]

buy 5 more troops

[hasty cliff]

i need to start selling water to fish

and time to clocks

[swift snow]

i forget what thats a reference to.

[dry saffron]

i accept transaction

[mellow trench]

ok i will do map update after i finish this silly thing im doing

[hasty cliff]

how much troops would it take to colonzie jan mayen

[mellow trench]

working on it now

[mellow trench]

action ignored since i can't infer an amount here

[dry saffron]

as much as possible

[mellow trench]

due to aforementioned not knowing how many you wanted, this is also being ignored since no troops

[mellow trench]

damn bro good purchase...

[mellow trench]

i mean it was technically possible

[mellow trench]

THE MAP AS OF THIS MESSAGE

[dry saffron]

does moss still have more land

anyways i buy troops as much as possible

[hasty cliff]

am i bigger than moss now

[true herald]

EXPAND EXPAND EXPAND (all troops, all directions)

[charred gate]

expand

[swift snow]

now I buy 5 more troops

[mighty pier]

invest :3

[mellow trench]

@desert osprey @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier

[charred gate]

can i manchuria

[mellow trench]

what?

[charred gate]

take over manchuria

[hasty cliff]

invest

[charred gate]

the chinese province

[mellow trench]

ok so ur just invading some place

great okay

[swift snow]

5 more troops

[dry saffron]

expand as much as possible in the same way

[hasty cliff]

so japanese

[hasty cliff]

hems planning something guy..,s…

[mighty pier]

Invest

[charred gate]

invade

china

[mellow trench]

@desert osprey @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier

[charred gate]

invade

china

[desert osprey]

GET SOLDIERS!

[mighty pier]

Buy troops with all

[mellow trench]

how many

[desert osprey]

ummmmm

25% of maximum

[mellow trench]

ok

[hasty cliff]

invest

howmuch money do i got

[dry saffron]

buy troops as much as possible

[crisp sequoia]

how much land i has

[mellow trench]

pay me 2.5k to know what ur current land is or just measure it urself from the image i posted last update

[true herald]

invest

[swift snow]

5 more troops

[true herald]

comedy

[mighty pier]

invess

[dry saffron]

a bit early

[mellow trench]

@desert osprey @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier

[crisp sequoia]

i will make my citizens only able to eat microwaves from now on

[dry saffron]

expand Expand EXPAND

same shape tho

[crisp sequoia]

and i make my pixels into the shape of a microwave

because microwaves are cool

[mellow trench]

you cant. do that

[crisp sequoia]

ok then i uhhh

expan d

[dry saffron]

but

[crisp sequoia]

if i can

[dry saffron]

microwaves are invisible

[hasty cliff]

invest

[dry saffron]

are you sure you want that

[hasty cliff]

howmuch money do i got

[dry saffron]

pay 2.5k to find out

[crisp sequoia]

yes i make my pixels transparent totally yes definitely 100% real true

[hasty cliff]

nouser give me the amount of money i have and howmuch money i get per round thing tomorrow

[mellow trench]

um

what

[dry saffron]

balance and income

[mellow trench]

well

not today

hahahahahahah

[mighty pier]

invesst

[hasty cliff]

that’s why i said tomorrow

[mighty pier]

inesttt

[mellow trench]

@desert osprey @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier

[dry saffron]

buy troops as much as possible

[crisp sequoia]

infest

[charred gate]

china]

[hasty cliff]

invest

[hasty cliff]

today

[mellow trench]

i am feeling sick so probably no

[hasty cliff]

tomorrow

[mellow trench]

@desert osprey @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier

[mighty pier]

INVEST

[dry saffron]

expand

same shape

[hasty cliff]

invest

howmuch money do i got

[hasty cliff]

today

[mellow trench]

today if you pay 2.5k

tomorrow for free

[hasty cliff]

tomorrow

[charred gate]

its 5-m

pm

npt

[mellow trench]

what

im an american and most of us do daylight savings

its 6:33 for me right now

[crisp sequoia]

i buys troopzes with half money

[true herald]

ok i should have a lot of money

buy troops

as many as possible

[dry saffron]

moss i should be making more money than you

so i can buy more troops

so i can expand more

which means im going to win

gl

[mellow trench]

moss has allies and you dont

[true herald]

i think i have more land too

[dry saffron]

hey moss’s allies what do yall want for yall to switch

[crisp sequoia]

no

[mellow trench]

oh right its ping time

@desert osprey @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier

ill calc everything up to that message sometime today

[charred gate]

its 4 20

5 20

pm

uhh

[crisp sequoia]

its in liek 40 mintuntes

[charred gate]

get troops

[mellow trench]

lmao you're not saving your daylight

imagine.

couldn't be me

🦅 🦅 🇺🇸

[crisp sequoia]

its gonna happen in april..,

[charred gate]

can i

get troops

paless

[mellow trench]

why are u asking for permission 😭

[hasty cliff]

invest

[charred gate]

dementia....

[hasty cliff]

TODAY

[mellow trench]

yes today

that is what i said

[crisp sequoia]

howmuch money do i got

[dry saffron]

at least they have a normal sleep schedule

buy troops

[mighty pier]

Buy triops

[true herald]

uhh

expand all direction

[mellow trench]

you already did something for that turn

[mellow trench]

you can not invest when at max economy

[mellow trench]

you give me violent thoughts

[hasty cliff]

OH NO

SPEND ALL MONEY ON TROOPS

wait is that how i expand my economy

just expanding land

[hasty cliff]

hurry up you have 3 hours

[mellow trench]

you have no troops. you used them all the previous turn.

[mellow trench]

you still have max economy

[hasty cliff]

dear god nouser

uhhh

buy troops

every round

[mellow trench]

asdhuashduasudfgyasgdasgd'

[mellow trench]

you cannot alter the past sorry

[hasty cliff]

doesnt matter smh

you fell into my TRAP

[mellow trench]

you have no troops to expand with

[mellow trench]

if "china]" means invade china, you had 0 troops to invade with

[hasty cliff]

i gotta press on the gas and let loose of the brakes so i can murder rtx for literally no reason

[mellow trench]

your original plan was completed so i used the rest on some random part of new england

[dry saffron]

yay i reached california

oh shit i reached california

[mellow trench]

very beautiful nation

[dry saffron]

so

how much money per pixel do i make

[hasty cliff]

$1

[mellow trench]

might be the biggest square ive ever drawn

[hasty cliff]

it will be the second whenever i explode greenland

[mellow trench]

THE MAP AS OF THIS MESSAGE

[dry saffron]

comedic

[mellow trench]

if jakeybakey buys another 5 troops

i am going

to smite him

[hasty cliff]

it’s okay i’ll buy 5 troops every round too

[mellow trench]

i'll smite you too

[hasty cliff]

no

[dry saffron]

update?

[mellow trench]

oh ill send the stats

player ids

[dry saffron]

moss has more land

but not for long

[mighty pier]

Who is that line across North America

[dry saffron]

me

[charred gate]

i will buy troops with 70% of my economy

[true herald]

i have a surprising amount of money considering i just spent it all

[mellow trench]

5 is a surprising amount?

oh yeah that doesnt take into account your income from next turn

so you'll have more than 5

[true herald]

wait what

oh

oh i was reading that wrong

and i had dementia

so i thought i bought troops like a turn ago

[dry saffron]

uhm

make megachusetts

wider

[mellow trench]

oh yeah ping time.

@desert osprey @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier

[desert osprey]

invest

[hasty cliff]

the truth is overrated

i gorta tell lies out the gate

[mighty pier]

invest

[hasty cliff]

i need to polarize the people because controversy’s the game

can i

uhrhr

no

i

take over greenland with all my troops

AND

jan mayen

[true herald]

invest

[charred gate]

buy troops with all of the money i possibly can

[swift snow]

I buy 50 troops.

[mellow trench]

i will not smite you

[swift snow]

jayd why do you light mode?

[dry saffron]

yes

[dry saffron]

i buy troops amap(as much as possible)

@desert osprey @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier

[hasty cliff]

hey it’s 5 pm

oh

[dry saffron]

excuse me he said est

[hasty cliff]

well it’s cst now

[dry saffron]

edt

[hasty cliff]

edp??

[dry saffron]

eastern daylight-savings time

[hasty cliff]

insvest

[mellow trench]

oh thanks

[mighty pier]

troops with all

[mellow trench]

theres quite a few unallied members

neko, guinea, ryan

might be easier to convince them

[hasty cliff]

im already in your alliance smh

[swift snow]

buy 50 more troops.

[mighty pier]

Expand north in a thin line

[true herald]

what

no youre not

[hasty cliff]

yes i am

[dry saffron]

and you got cullman

[true herald]

bur youre in our alliance too

[hasty cliff]

ok

doesnt mean i cant be in 2

[dry saffron]

leave his pls

[hasty cliff]

no

i am the middleman

[mellow trench]

@desert osprey @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier

[charred gate]

oh yea

uhh

do i have troops

if yes

i invade china

[dry saffron]

expand

[swift snow]

i buy 50 more troops

Also jayd can we have a peace treaty?

[dry saffron]

ok

[swift snow]

Here the terms, unconditional.

I just want it to end.

I was stupid, I was young.

I know im better then that.

[dry saffron]

ok

[true herald]

i probably have a bit of money

buy troops with all

[dry saffron]

but troops

@desert osprey @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier

[charred gate]

since when

buy troops

[mighty pier]

invest again

[mellow trench]

oh thanks.

MAP UPDATE TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALSO WHY AREN'T PEOPLE SAYING HOW MANY TROOPS THEY WANNA BUY....?
@charred gate @dry saffron

[dry saffron]

can i default to as much as possible

[mellow trench]

say it each time

[dry saffron]

sigh

for this turn

i will

acquire troops

[mellow trench]

anyways the reason why i do this

i aint gonna be trying to

remember

[dry saffron]

in exchange for money

[mellow trench]

8 people's troop buying preferences

[dry saffron]

i wish to gain

as many as

i can possibly

afford with

the amount of

currency in my possession

[hasty cliff]

invset

for both today and yesterday

ples

[swift snow]

nouser how much money do I have?

[mellow trench]

i would offer you a 2.5k payment to find out but

[true herald]

expand in all directions

[charred gate]

90% of my economy

[crisp sequoia]

incest

I DID IT AGAIN??

FUUUUCK

[swift snow]

Did what again?

[mellow trench]

well crap i forgot

map update today i guess

[true herald]

invest

[mellow trench]

@desert osprey @swift snow @hasty cliff @charred gate @crisp sequoia @mighty pier

[charred gate]

what happened to daylight savings

invade china

[mighty pier]

INVEST

[mellow trench]

the calcing is starting

[mellow trench]

wdym

[swift snow]

skip me turn

[charred gate]

did daylight savings in freedom land end

[mellow trench]

no i was just

portal

ing

[dry saffron]

expand

[hasty cliff]

invest

[mellow trench]

why bro still trying to invest 😭

[mellow trench]

really starting to consider smiting you again

[mellow trench]

you already did something that turn

[hasty cliff]

whqt