#generic recipe game
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add quark matter heated to 20,000,000 degrees C
add francium to taste
add crushed humans
add flour
add flower
//yeah
flour or flower?
both
//were done
the baked version acutally looks like chocolate cake a bit ngl
if it werent for the cake being about 20,000 degrees C I would maybe be fooled
also when I did it it looked a lot differerent
instead of what?
20,000,000 C*
I swear when I added quark matter the water instantly evaporated
also should we start a new recipe?
add 20 layers of meat to a seperate pan
cook the meat in the pan to ~ 2000 Kelvin
smash the tomatos into sauce and pour into a seperate bowl
add sugar to the sauce in the seperate bowl and mix with the cooled down ashes of the meat
add your desired amount of ketchup-ash to the main burger
add ethylene
// it looks like i went a lot in a row but theallseeingeye was banned and his messages dissapeared
// posted an image of a certain flag out of the blue
instructions unclear gave the water with the bleach and now taht person seems to be taking a realy long nap
//were playing a game no need to be serious
also
add batteries
//we want the burger to be ELECTRIC⚡
bro this picture makes me extremely uncomfortabel
why?
revived
yeah I think
What next?
Add rats.
Add dough.
A dead bird on top.
Preheat for 73 minutes.
Blend the animals
//better to have pancakes with prepared meat then with carcasses
add uranium
Add neutrons
Who do the BEST URANIUM CAKE WINS
Ok I did a cake
I forget WHAT should I do 
And I made that cake
My pancake falls
Thing 4: a beach
create a mold
// out of what
@long meadow
It's a chocolate
why
// HMMM
moss is AFK: eepy - 4 hours ago
// results in a sqec
moss is AFK: eepy - 9 hours ago
@long meadow why is naptsa in the pic
he realised
add flour in another bowl
manually put each spaghetto strand im a hot Pot and snaP in half fit doesn't fit
add delicious lead paint flakes
Add herbs in a pot
add some chilly peppa
Add an entire container of tictacs or smints, depending on tastes and tastebuds
and then add a piece of a demon core
And then add 10 120C RC lipos, fully charged in advance, with 2kg worth of iron filings
And then stir well
bake at 900^10^10^πºK for twelveteen minutes
//how long
12.1+pi/9
And now, add 100g of enriched uranium
And take 33.3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333% of a Lays potato chip manufactured in a squid's arm in November 26, 1811 with a copper wire encased on the easternmost part
add some computer chips in there to add that artifical flavor
Add bleach
And add a bunch of the electrical components of a gpu, to produce bitcoin in the food
And add galvanized steel
And add timmy
Add Hydrogen Peroxide
And pulverise
add beef
Now heat at 200 degrees celsius for 10 days continuously, leave for 5 months, freeze, thaw, freeze, thaw, add extra water, and serve, after aging it for 30 years optionally after adding a lid for flavour
Add the corpse of Lenin and enjoy!