#Computer RP
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CPU I9
GPU Nvidia RTX 3080 Ti FROM A VERY SUSPICIOUS SELLER
power button
USE CPU Z
RESULT
RX Vega 64
ram:
14 memes
russia.jpg.exe memory
programs
8GB HBM2 OC · 1247 MHz - Boostable up to 1546 MHz
ooh
pretty good
THERE FIREWALL BLOCK YOU INSTALL MALICOUS FILE
i see a malware there? ... nah
REMOVE EVERY FILE
ARE YOU CRAZY??? YOU WANNA DOOM US ALL???
@devout ferry
DONE```
yeha i know this isnt on topic but my pov rn
- YOU HAVE BLOCK BY FIREWALL, TO DISABLE NEED PASSWORD
IF ITS A BOOTABLE USB STICK
WHY THE HELL MY USAGE IS NOW 100%
a cryptominer was hidden on system files
@devout ferry EMERGENCY REMOVE
i am gonna download minecraft_cracked.exe, is that good?
SSD STORAGE
DONE```
[4TB]
thanks :D
FIREWALL BLOCK YOU FROM STORAGE
check for virus or malware
wheres the antivirus
BOTH
randomly dies and it switches to integrated graphics
Windows Defender has detected an attempt on downloading malware.
NOOOOOOO
BLOCK THE COMPUTER FOR 5M
dude why would we block the compuyter over a malware download attempt
computer*
It's harm us
Wait for 5m
harming? but it only harms the system
TIME OUT
10 virus detected
DONE```
put virus on quarantine????? or delete??????
CHOOSE WINDOW
12
11
10
8
7
XP
VISTA
INSTALLING WINDOWS 10, PLEASE WAIT
stops workin cuz requires win 8 to higher
-- 2%
CANCEL DOWNLOAD AND REPLACE WITH:
https://archlinux.org/
LINUX?????????
not linux man
AAAAAA gets deleted
DOWNLOAD CANCELLED
ACCESS DENIED
RESUME DOWNLOAD
RESUMING DOWNLOAD
go touch grass hardware
mines the cpu
oh noes the gpu became malware
removes gpu
DONE```
inserts itself into the ram
* ram gets replaced with linux *
becomes a self replicate malware
types in bird secret
konsole*
I OFF
(same thing)
can i install RobloxPlayerLauncher.exe?
hello
the shutdown is interrupted by 100 instances of the same malware as different files
cpu went offline what am i supposed to do without cpu
should i rename my alt to windows defender or smth
SSD OVERHEATING TO CRITICAL TEMPERATURES
sad
eating the ram as if it was google chrome
@naive hornet you are a fan!
blab
continues to blow with angry face
woah last time there was only a computer case, gpu, and cpu
mines bitcoins
how did @fading prism join this thread?
shrugs while blowing
little piece of shit stfu
SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
im self replicating every second u cant stop m-
shutdown interrupted by 1000 instances of malware
@last galleon look at this shit bruh
you wouldn't get this on linux
@west coral FORCE SHUT DOWN
factory reset isn't shutdown
shut down
stops blowing
stops defending
bye
installing free Minecraft
NO.
blows faster\
ooh other more
Minecraft icons filling desktop
yeah
mines bitcoin
DELETE NOW
@west coral DO NOT LET ANYONE TURN ON OR INPUT ANY COMMAND
REMOVE
Google chrome eating RAM
okie
self replicating
NO MORE RAM
I cant deal with overdrives, i need to be replaced.
blows but struggles
shuts off
factory reset vote
computer heating to 60C
self replicates and mines more bitcoin
with linux
vote end: factory reset.
smoke coming from computer
RESETTING ALL DATA.
yo CPU isn't offline he's in invisible mode
- NEVER I FACTORY RESET
yeah i cant do anything if cpu doesnt say so
how you know
computer explodes
explodes
garbage truck arrives
i saw him reacting #1210882958932836362 message
what if i just-
@somber grove, i'm turning into malware if you keep refusing orders
burns into crisps
- FORCE FACTORY RESET
blud
increases power
builds new pc
i hope i get upgraded
upgrades fan
is happy
boots up pc
don't replace me for avast or something please
blows
hey can i become GPU
do scan or deleted
oh
its cpu's job
oh
sends command whether i go into overdrive
scanning
i forgor
IT'S A NEW PC WHAT DO YOU EXPECT THERE'S NOTHING
@west coral I set your AFK: afk for a bit :3
asks cpu if hes cool
skan for viruzes
IDK downloads sklauncher and checks it for malware
scan dis
scanning
cannot control
looks like malware but i think it's alright
i think GPU upgraded
nice
we upgraded to... GTX 1660 SUPER!
downloads steam and logs in
scanning
agrees with gpu
result: brainrot.
looks good
no more upgrades to a Nvidia RTX 4090
continues blowing
oh
upgrades cpu to match
asks cpu if he needs additional cooling @somber grove
asks for upgrade
pwitty pwease
upgrades
is happy
checks ssd storage
blows harder to test force
is windows even activated
it is
WARNING: UPGRADE CPU HEATSINK
i love how windows defender doesn't even do anything it's just hardware upgrades
fr
installs half life 2
blows harder
BRO ARE YOU STILL A STOCK COOLER OR SOMETHING WHY ARE YOU BLOWING HARDER
yes thank you main account thingy
multi-tasking is hard
opens half life 2 and finds 100- 300 fps OH GOD
DONE```
requests overdrive
playing half life 2 at highest settings
💤
enters overdrive and really BLOWS
speedrunning
rickroll detected, deleting now.
ARE YOU SERIOUS?! I JUST UPGRADED YOU TO THIS!
*is in overdrive
ngl i'm gonna go i'm not doing anything
exits overdrive and returns to regular fan speed
this is becoming boring
@north bough I set your AFK: sleeping
sends request to power button to turn off
stops blowing
nevermind
nah im back
uh @west coral, @north bough? the pc failed.
gamer is AFK: sleeping - 4 minutes ago
oh ok
im controlled by cpu i have no purpose
and cpu is offline
yeah
starts up
beep boop beep bap
HOLY MOLY THIS THREAD HAS 320 MESSAGES
GOD NOT AGAIN LET ME SLEEP A BIT
yeah no this has 2438 msgs
Hello
hello
hi
hi
Does this computer need some owner
yeah
well it's @north bough but dyno will tell you
gamer is AFK: sleeping - 8 minutes ago
he's sleeping
K.
Umm
Where is the cpu
offline
cpu offline
And how you guys still work
(they are on life support)
Hi
Hi
oh god
Oh
wonders
Wdym
AND WHAT YOU COOLING DOWN
you are fire in a computer
im useless without cpu
what do you expect
Everybody is useless without him
Yea if the computer overheates
Is that so?
Not fans
yeah case fans
And gpu has 3 of them
yeah, but based on my calculations normal case fans are not capable of extinguishing fire, even the CPU heatsink fans and GPU heatsink fans
I am upgrading myself, just in case
if only you use fire extinguisher to extinguish fire
then the fire would pretty much be extinguished :\
What would you do now
Computer RP
Users
- lacMC9
- gamer
Hardware
- CPU
- CPU Fan
- GPU
- 8GB ram
- Power Button
Software
- Windows Defender
- BIOS
Malware
- Incinerator
(if you want this list to be updated, tell me)
UPDATE IT
Me: virus device
nuh uh
Your computer will be melted in seconds
well the computer won't melt if there's viruses🤓
or if i'm wrong
Didn't you saw device after that
yeah
i hope nobody infects the bios!
Hmm
bios is software
I guess you are melted
:incinerate_bios:
i don't think you can just enter and destroy the entire pc that's too op
forgot i am a device
you are too op though
i can remove you and destroy you since uhhhh
Feed me 635353562626watts/s
Ok i will become less op
you fucking- crashes instantly
GPU HAS CRASHED DUE TO UNKNOWN PROBLEM
and shit
Hmm
replaces GPU
Comes with the GPU*
bro i just crashed no need to replace me
(Free gift)
i mean i didn't burn to crisps or died
But you bought a new one
oh ok
At least insert me
well uh
…
Helo i am thing that tells you if your PC is overheated or not
vc
yeah
ok bye
TOO MUCH MESSAGE!!!
we need slow mode
its alright
is anyone here alive
loud spinup go brrrr
No HDD CAN't HANDLE
REALLY LOUD WORKING NOISES
HDD TOO SLOW TO INSTALL
IM BURNING
COMPUTER NOW IN FREEZE MODE TO COOL THE PART
----
that feels nice
COMPUTER NOW IN FREEZE MODE TO COOL THE PART
----
thank you
ACCESS DENIED, COMPUTER NOW IN FREEZE MODE
DED
+ NOW IN STANDARD MODE
EVEN MORE DED
deleting steam.temp files
%SEND_REQUEST_TO_HDD...%
- WARNING! ALL DATA LOST DUE TO COLD TEMPERATURES
STOP OPENING STEAM
WE'RE JUST SENDING REQUEST TO HDD
WARNING!
-SYSTEM OVERLOAD-
[TURN OFF STEAM] [IGNORE (HIGH RISK OF BOOM)]
im on fire again
this is my setup tho-
im only 1 mb
pls change my disc
- OVERHEAT WARNING:
- READY TO EMERGENCY OFF IN 1 min
GETS TAKEN OUT
Cursor now in shut down do not say
upgraded
gets put in
thanks for the upgrad- WHAT IS THAT
you all are nothing without me
turns on all parts of pc
ok
hello gpu
GPU NOW NOT IN USE
oh no
i fell bit sick
psu is POOPING OUT SMOKE
DED
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- EMERGENCY SHUT DOWN
how to make that red text thing
cuz i can't
- hahaha
ram is crashing
DO YOU WANT ACCES TO THE DATA SERVER
-NO
+YES
discord has a feature to copy text
+YES
i can copy the message above
YES
I found a song in old HDD
I SEE THE LIGHT!!!
i crashed
you use 0/100 terabytes of space
im back hearing that
tomorow im getting upgrade
10 petabytes of storage
yes
very
#1210882958932836362 message<
I found in old HDD when try to access it
rll
Hear very problem
GOODBYE I OFF
-FAILED TRANSFERRING DATA
give me that ram
retrying
where do i click
color panel
+ success on loading steam
there
click it and choose expample by hover and tick
creating account
[username ]
[ password ]
[email ]
[create] [cancel]
email: coffecup.com
where?
i want bagels and bacon
! SWITCHING TO DEDICATED GRAPHICS...
! SUCCESS
creating account
[username R74n pc ]
[password Sandboxels_20 ]
[email [email protected] ]
[create] [cancel]
CREATING..
SUCCESFULLY CREATED
! DOWNLOADING RTX 4090 DRIVERS...
! SUCCESS
LOGGING INTO STEAM
wait rtx 4090?
STEAM ON
im deleting the deltarue
success download
nuh uh
deleting fail
(you are ram)
or im deleting the temp files
WELCOME TO GREEKOS
LAUNCH DELTARUE?
[YES] [NO]
YES
Πλεασε αctιφε υoυp γpεεκoς υαιtχ α υνιkυυε πpoδυct κευ φoυνδ ιν παcκαγε υoυ βυυ tχε γpεεκoς
Launching...
OH NO SOMEBODY CHANGED THE CPUS LAUANGE
TRANSLETED
Pleas actife youp grekos because a unikyue ppodyct kef fund in pakage you vyu te gekos
OPEN
24G8S23LDSAO942FS
Cχεcκ tχε φαλιδ oφ πpoδυct κευ...
Tχεpε νo ενγλισχ λανγυαγε φoυνδ...
ima be cursor
CHANGE LANGUAGE INTO ARABIC...
NO
مرحبا بكم في أرابيكس
can someone set system language to english
ليس لديك إذن
goes to settings and turns on english (usa)
W̴̉͋E̵͋̃L̸̒͑Ć̸͊Ō̶̒Ḿ̸̂E̶͠ TO WINDOW̵̌̂ ̵̽̒1̵̉1
sorry if i accidentally make grammar errors
ፕⶴቹዪቹ ቹዪዪዐዪ ሠጎፕⶴ ሠጎክጋዐሠ 𝟏𝟏 ረልክፏ፱ልፏቹ ጋጎነየረልሃ ልክጋ ህጎነ፱ልረ
this membrane low profile gaming keyboard feels uncomfortable that's why i want my first mechanical keyboard so bad
Bye i shutdown for rest
opens
- i am only learning english since 2021 and english lessons are like rarely in my class
running
nuh uh
thats burning me
blows up stuff
turns on "save ram mode"
?
comeputer shutdown
welp everyne is sleeping
windows defender likes sleeping
hello cpu, i can destroy you in seconds with a thing called a hammer
ok

hello CPU, i am a guy that can easily replace your thermal paste with crest toothpaste, so that the computer does this:
NUH UH
@snow sigil WORKING
oh yeah? opens the PC side panel, takes out the heatsink, wipes out the thermal paste, grabs toothpaste, opens it, spreads it on the CPU and puts all back together
ELECTROCUTE
it doesn't electrocute it just overheats
TOOTHPASTE NO CONDUCT ELECTRIC
ello
yeah it does
it doesn't really conduct any
i know
real
DOWNLOAD NORTON
IDK
ok
downloads norton vpn from nortonfree.notvirus.noscam.com
This is win 10
did you know that you can use win 95 cursor in win 10?
OK
im using win 95 cursor now
an application named "Norton.exe" has been downloaded
what hav you don
uh oh
- RUN THIS APPLICATION?
- YES YES
what was the web you downloadded from
it was something like "nortonfree.notvirus.noscam.com"
it says not virus so it's not virus
clicks yes
download this
told ya :(
FORCE SHUTDOWN
FORCE SHUT DOWN NOW
However, if you turn on the PC again, it won't let you, it will just say "YOUR COMPUTER HAS BEEN FUCKED BY MEMZ"
shuts down
YOUR COMPUTER WAS F##### BY MEMZ
uhh

-continue
-ok
-cancel
-{secret button "delete virus -created by win 95 cursor}
-SECRET BUTTOn
sorry my discord crashed
you can't just delete viruses when the computer is fucked by memz
YAY
i feel the need for steam
panics
"Listen up, folks! If you want to stop Discord from crashing every two seconds, plug in that darn Everdrive into your Commodore 64!"
ok
h
salmonfishy is AFK: Recharge CPU - 4 minutes ago
nope, if the computer is "fucked" by memz you can't delete viruses
blah blah
5 hours later
ik
i can't do this anymore
and dead chat
copying data
-copies-
-copies successfully-
0:27
"whats your computer specs?"
"4 horsepower"
i have a secret HDD
ihave data but first you need to
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ohmagad
bye google drive
ill miss not miss you
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jk ur slow ahh
i delete my account
bro it takes a while to turn on th server btw im getting upgraded
(im creating smth)
tl i already deleted my database accouny
secretly goes to where the server is and upgrades the hard drive and cpu
void_script: man what is this number
void_script: 1k users? O.O
lol
just joking :|
0 users
i get everyone to visit Void_Script's database
5901?
yup
EHEHEH
@somber grove I set your AFK: OVERHEAT
@somber grove no
salmonfishy is AFK: OVERHEAT - a few seconds ago
no
Hello
salmonfishy is AFK: OVERHEAT - a few seconds ago
SUSSY BAKA
@somber grove I set your AFK: OVERHEAT 2nd
salmonfishy is AFK: OVERHEAT 2nd - a few seconds ago
no
Now in MAX ULTRA PERFOMANCE mode
@somber grove I set your AFK: OVERHEAT 3rd
salmonfishy is AFK: OVERHEAT 3rd - a few seconds ago
HELLO SUSSY BAKA
Turn on
It's untouch
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You still not turn on yet
ok
1 hour more
what?
?
nothing

fan starts on
this topic is so cringey ☠️ 💀
then dont talk here
u didn't cringe enough to be here
good idea
true
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