#Ask Ouija
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What is your favourite Beatles album?
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// The og post doesnt say that at all..
How to bake wn egg?
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What is the alphabet?
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tell me a paradox
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im just gonna ignore nonsensical goodbyes
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// return the favor to the guy who did it, not me...
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What is the largest mall in Finland?
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Meow?
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what is the most clickbait youtube title you can think of
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What is ฯ?
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//certified pi moment
what ฯยฒ?
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Whats the fastest way to become a menace to society without physically harming people(e.g drinking drain water)
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How many fishes are in Ten?
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How many push ups can you do?
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How much apples does john have if he went to the store 67 years ago to buy mangos and mustard?
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Can you write a three letter sentence?
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spell out the first admendment. I DARE YOU
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// holy shit did we just do that?
Now do the 2nd amendment
tennis makes a lot of things achievable
spell out the second admendment now hahahhahahhaa
tennis is how double it or take it got to like unimaginably high numbers
What is the difference between the iphone 16 and 15?
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r/askOuija When will I die and what would cause my death?
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Do not do ___ under no circumstances
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Is Minecraft a game?
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Ouija, are you dressing up for halloween? If so whats your costume
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How many languages exist?
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What are the two existing languages?
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Spirits, what is the first letter of the alphabet?
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Spirits, what is the first letter of the alphabet?
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Hi there, I enjoy meeting new people who share similar interests. Maybe we could form a friendship that could also grow into collaboration.
// y'alls can continue this thread btw
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Spirits,whats the best neon genisis evangelion girl
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// tf are we even working on right now
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// This is the most recent one so ig were doing this?
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Why
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Did you survive a 6555433 magnitude earthquake?
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What?
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How many pickels can you fit in your colon
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Can I remove an old server I created?
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Can I remove an old server I created?
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What is the meaning of life?
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This life is amazing when you greet it with open arms
What is the square root of me
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How many people are in the world
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Why erth is a traingle??
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Did you survive a 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 magnitude earthquake?
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Try to sing a Beatles song
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Whatโs the best language?
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"Try to sing a Beatles song" Answer: Hey Johd dhng
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Help! my ___ found my money stash
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What is slot monoc
Help! My slot monoc found my money stash
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i really hate it when I ___
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// i really hate it when I eat a bat again
What is yopod?
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Explain a story using emojis
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Oh say can't you see, ______
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Did you survive TON 618 blackhole?
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I teleported to an alternate universe, how do I get back?
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You did not answer a question, because ___
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why does my cat poop in my shoe?
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// hey whoa whoa whoa you canโt just ignore a goodbye like that
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// if we can't ignore really stupid goodbyes like that, what's stopping someone from just ending every ouija after 1 letter
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// if we CAN just ignore goodbyes what's stopping someone from just ignoring every attempt to end the response
// lets just follow the rules and let nonsense be nonsense
// it's not up to you to police responses
// i think the difference between a troll nonsensical goodbye and the others are clear but okay
// that's not my point
// you can break the rules but you can't make them
// and if you break the rules it inspires others to join you
// but you have no control over their actions, you can't break the rules and instate your own
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// im just gonna say goodbye and restart ts
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// half the rules in this thread are community made
What is a dog?
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// which is why we should seek to preserve as many of them as people are willing to follow so that the thread does not devolve into chaos
// i assume you meant to reply to me
// oops
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// โWhat is a dog?โ โamydiltaโ
How many goodbyes are there in this post
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Is dinosaur cool?
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The sqaure root of negative one. (guys hurry up the teacher is coming and i gotta finish my test) /j
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What happen if Halloween suddenly become a crime
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How do I dissolve a chicken weighing about 80 kilograms in acid?
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// How do I dissolve a chicken weighing about 80 kg in acid? "91 ? practice makeup"
What is the sum of all the numbers from 1 to 100 inclusive?
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make a story with emojis
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Two trains, Train A and Train B, simultaneously depart Station A and Station B. Station A and Station B are 252.5 miles apart from each other. Train A is moving at 124.7mph towards Station B, and Train B is moving at 253.5mph towards station A. If both trains departed at 10:00AM and it is now 10:08, how much longer until both trains pass each other?
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// so the biggest french baguette was made and it was a huge hit, everyone was celebrating, but then one guy got mad and started getting violent by punching a child, everyone saw, turned into monsters and crushed the man's skull with a hammer, they then smiled, the end
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// the humble desmos
What is, objectively, the best song?
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Type out as many digits of pi as you can
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what is 1/3?
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How are you?
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sing a song!
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Whatโs the speed of light?
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What was the reason that WW1 started? (wrong reasons only)
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What was the reason WW2 started?
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What will be the reason WW3 starts?
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Why will ww5 start?
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