#Ask Ouija
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worst train system?
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best sandboxels element?
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start the answer to this prompt in the worst way possible and then make it make sense
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spell out a person's username or else ||the gameπ»π»π»π»π»π»||
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@midnight marlin
what
ask a question
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what is a sandboxels element that should be added?
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//i was going for "this isnt pollland"
what should i make in infinite craft
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whats 9 MINUS 10
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what is your answer to the trolley problem
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is the answer and the sentence below false
this sentence is false
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How dose one go about getting a new host/human? My current one just died of lack of nutrient
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//are you guys having a stroke or aneurism collectively
//weβre generating a perfect response
// aneurism got it
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// we will keep going until a person decides to ruin it for no reason
// or we could end it at a, n, (goodbye)
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what is the correct way to survive when your planet is getting obliterated by the death star from star wars
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// i was going for activate but no clue what we're saying now
// are we doing like the nerd "erm acktshually" thing or...
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is water wet?
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What is the best fish?
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what is the best website?
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what is the worst website?
//fucking Rah74n
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//youve ruined the same thing again
why?
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Q: Why? A: buj
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//yeah but well nobody gives a shit about the last part
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When will machine's take over?
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//there is a e after bc but whatever
who is the best rapper
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// that's not how ouija works
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// ok what rapper starts with reaj
// I was going for real slim shady lol
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//I dont think you can talk on your own question, idk
// What website is this
// it's just r/AskOuija on reddit
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// You say my t is invalid but then go on to say t
// yeah because i didn't break the rules by doing so
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What is the best terminator movie?
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ouji, how do you suggest i freak my friends out?
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ionization?
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// BOOOOOO!!!!
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opinions on the word "CHUCKLE"
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Why do we all fluff furbrains?
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where is the electron?
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Silksong for 2025?
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absract art ahh
deltarune when?
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yall were supposed to say "tomorrow"
what's deltarune
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Can Albert Einstein comprehend brainrot?
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whats your favorite historical empire
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Is this fish cool?
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{first letter of "ionization"}
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If you had a Time Machine, whatβs the first thing you would do?
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//ooh live the dream in a time machine...
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everything on the entire mcdonalds menu should be renamed to ___
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//how do I type blank space lmao
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what is something you should never say?
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//ivonization
//whos ivon
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what do anteaters eat?
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what is your favourite poem?
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// hi you're not allowed to answer your own question
// start from here
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// decayed fish, applicon, moss didn't break rules but you're skipping their stuff anyway
// i'm replying to the last message that didn't break the rules
// in the last prompt
// i don't want to go back into older prompts (even though you broke the rules there too) and i also don't want to keep going and ignore the fact that rules got broken
// asdfadsdfdsafdsafdasf
//hes been ignoring the rules from the beginning of this thread
// first question he sent here
// bro typed that like he's about to issue a parking ticket
//its called a statement bro...
It is what it is. But what is it?
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// Am i allowed to submit letters to my own question?
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// no
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tippojav jaydjujth π₯
// does sending goodbye right after ur own letter count as double posting
// i feel like it should ?
// people have been doing this for a long time already
// okay? so?
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// it probably shouldn't be allowed because you can end a question by yourself
// example:
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// yeah i feel like it should count as double posting
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if theres an ion in every ionization, then what is there in a ion
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opinions on typescript?
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hi chat, i'm a ___
// However that was rude.
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// I didn't finish?
// you're completely allowed to ends prompts early
// Technically yes but i don't like when it happens
Respond to this as if you're the guy who keeps throwing it
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just because I like to do so π
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β οΈ @Announcement Ping Please DO NOT ___ THE CAT!! This is the 5th time...
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give me a link to a random discord nitro code like discord.gift/(random nitro code). i dont care if its invalid or whatever just send one
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//yall suck at making nitro gifts
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that's the point
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What is a BFDI?
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yup it doesn't
this is ask ouija not 1 letter story, it's based entirely on the subreddit
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// I didn't know you were zt*nedd's alt
lol nice accusation
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// dawg i was at choir classesππ
// also this is just like, pure ignorance
// i didn't break any rules so you are forced to follow the letter that i said
// replying here basically does nothing
// also speak of the devil
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// I was kinda spitting pure shit here, I was taking this way too seriously, it was the morning after all
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// i mean i do find it slightly annoying when people interrupt a somewhat coherent thought that is forming with the most unusable letter
// but i think some sort of community "yeah we should skip that guy" would be better than one person deciding "nah imma continue off this person instead"
// The humble β react:
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me on my way to type/respond to ___
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put the money in the bag! this is a ___
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-# ag cmon
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// question was stolen from reddit π
wait i forgot my ___!
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I forgot how to ___. How do I do it again?
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i remembered how to ___. how do i forget it again?
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why do I not know anybody who likes D&D?
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//also you keep consistently breaking the thread rules by responding to your own questions
//and a goodbye counts as part of the message so you cant say a letter and immediately end the message
// that rule is only on the reddit one
//im literally the owner of the thread so i think i know the rules to my own thread
//i thought it was common sense but ig not
// wheres the op tag
//on my old acc
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// Just let it slide π¦
ouija, is it true?
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I need ingredients for a soup. What should I put in it
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What material should i use to build a wall?
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spoiler for twix games season 2: ___
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peak
// LMFOAOO
// at least one of the persons complied with deleting some of the messages
// ztunedd you come on forums to hate on me you shouldn't be talking
//hey redbirdly
// 1 person (ztunedd) isn't considered a group of people
//i wasnt talking about ztunedd
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Why should i get a dog?
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// truly marvelous
what's slightly marvelous
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//also marvin and his mechanical museum
Dear oujii: What is one thing thatβs okay to steal?
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//erm you cant reply to your own question
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Dear Ouija. How many ghosts are responding to me?
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who is ouija's evil counterpart
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Dear oujia: whatβs your favorite ice cream flavor?
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I, Am [???]
// it's not your turn to ask a question
awww
then who is
// mine, that's my question
oh shit i didnt notice
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finish the COMPLIMENT: you are the type of person to ___
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Mirror Mirror On The wall, Who's The most [???] Of them all
instead of using a vpn just to acsess reddit the r74n discord version is much better
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what?
ok your turn make a question
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Why did the Chicken Cross The Road?
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What should the punishment for prematurely saying goodbye be?
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When will nousernamefound find his username?
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Can you sing the alphabet?
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//dam it i thought you were gonna say ouija
Dear oujia: how do I commit tax evasion?
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// bro its not time yet??? for a new question?? what are you DOING
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//discord r/askouija doesnt make any sense
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// because it doesn't have downvotes and tree-like replies
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Son, I don't know how to tell you this but.. Your mom and i are getting [???]
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// OP can't reply to their own question
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how do i revert the downfall of yugoslavia?
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Spell Red
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Write a story.