gritty yacht Feb 23, 2025, 5:53 PM

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boo boo boo boo boo

plain elm Feb 23, 2025, 7:56 PM

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I am a fucking moron

covert mulch Feb 24, 2025, 12:28 AM

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said the fucking moron in

hidden schooner Feb 24, 2025, 1:35 AM

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the fucking moron zone. he’s

glad basin Feb 24, 2025, 3:13 AM

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in the corner saying that

hidden schooner Feb 24, 2025, 3:33 AM

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his life does not matter

glad basin Feb 24, 2025, 3:51 AM

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"what? no!" said ryan too

wise brook Feb 24, 2025, 4:19 AM

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but i ate some chicken

glad basin Feb 24, 2025, 10:29 AM

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"that doesn't mean you're unbanned!"

wise brook Feb 24, 2025, 12:57 PM

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Said the discord sever moderator

glad basin Feb 25, 2025, 3:19 AM

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"sir this is a wendys"

hidden schooner Feb 25, 2025, 4:49 AM

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said the underpaid wendys employee

glad basin Feb 25, 2025, 6:49 AM

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that currently is working a

hidden schooner Feb 25, 2025, 7:13 AM

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9 to 5 with no

glad basin Feb 25, 2025, 9:29 AM

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window to see the sky

subtle imp Feb 25, 2025, 9:30 AM

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however he is still happy 😄

glad basin Feb 25, 2025, 9:30 AM

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because he got sky.js instead

subtle imp Feb 25, 2025, 9:30 AM

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although he quit his job

glad basin Feb 25, 2025, 9:31 AM

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to become president of the

hidden schooner Feb 27, 2025, 12:54 AM

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country united states of america

hard pagoda Feb 27, 2025, 4:16 AM

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what is this thread about

tulip ledge Feb 27, 2025, 4:18 AM

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hey you can’t go twice

glad basin Feb 27, 2025, 5:20 AM

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because that's against the rules

random linden Feb 27, 2025, 12:13 PM

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And you can get banned

hidden schooner Feb 27, 2025, 10:15 PM

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if you do that here

glad basin Feb 28, 2025, 9:49 AM

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also fun fact: did you

spiral thorn Feb 28, 2025, 10:13 AM

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and that's in the runes

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You aren't allowed to abbreviations

unique sierra Feb 28, 2025, 10:41 AM

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the people start to sleep

violet trail Feb 28, 2025, 2:37 PM

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I ate some people today

lone dawn Feb 28, 2025, 2:54 PM

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me when free pıng moment

safe spire Feb 28, 2025, 9:33 PM

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That’s really extremely very interesting

hard pagoda Feb 28, 2025, 11:55 PM

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deleted the rule breaking message

brazen portal Mar 1, 2025, 12:17 AM

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i deleted message lobotomy yes

dull condor Mar 1, 2025, 9:29 PM

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I have freedom in 1775

quiet vale Mar 4, 2025, 9:01 PM

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But the evil freedom appears

dull condor Mar 4, 2025, 11:47 PM

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This sever isn’t North Korea

violet trail Mar 5, 2025, 12:02 PM

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I ate my child’s ear

brazen portal Mar 6, 2025, 9:49 AM

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violet trail I ate my child’s ear

what a great decision man

violet trail Mar 6, 2025, 12:02 PM

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I totally do agree... tasty

ashen tundra Mar 6, 2025, 2:01 PM

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Ear so tasty yum yum

dull condor Mar 7, 2025, 11:30 AM

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Was it the left ear

brazen portal Mar 8, 2025, 3:57 AM

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or was it right ear

tulip ledge Mar 8, 2025, 4:03 AM

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it was the middle ear

low gate Mar 8, 2025, 8:00 AM

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no its a nose dude

dull condor Mar 8, 2025, 3:18 PM

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Erm actually it’s a mouth

hard pagoda Mar 9, 2025, 1:49 AM

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people arguing over nonsensical topics

tulip ledge Mar 9, 2025, 2:36 AM

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tend to spontaneously combust, as

gritty yacht Mar 9, 2025, 1:08 PM

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NOW it does! ha ha!

slate falcon Mar 9, 2025, 6:19 PM

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then the moss man said:

gritty yacht Mar 9, 2025, 6:25 PM

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i dream the dream that

dull condor Mar 9, 2025, 9:15 PM

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I have Pennies at McDonalds

tulip ledge Mar 9, 2025, 10:27 PM

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in the pentagon, i work

hidden schooner Mar 9, 2025, 10:32 PM

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and i can never leave

tulip ledge Mar 9, 2025, 10:45 PM

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she sells sea shells by

dull condor Mar 10, 2025, 1:24 AM

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A McDonalds in South Korea

void hawk Mar 10, 2025, 3:04 AM

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McDonald's aren't in North korea

tulip ledge Mar 10, 2025, 3:06 AM

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there’s one in the pentagon

dull condor Mar 10, 2025, 10:03 AM

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Which is in what state?

brazen portal Mar 10, 2025, 10:29 AM

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dull condor Which is in what state?

which who what in state

dull condor Mar 10, 2025, 10:30 AM

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brazen portal which who what in state

What state have the pentagon

brazen portal Mar 10, 2025, 10:30 AM

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pentagon state oklahoma the rest

dull condor Mar 11, 2025, 12:40 AM

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Ohh. I thought it Pennsylvania

random linden Mar 20, 2025, 5:39 AM

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That's where 90% of the

dull condor Mar 20, 2025, 10:34 AM

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United States of America is

random linden Mar 20, 2025, 10:45 AM

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The OTHER half is in

glad basin Mar 21, 2025, 3:12 AM

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my backyard, anyways that's why

violet trail Mar 21, 2025, 1:01 PM

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tulip ledge it was the middle ear

It was the back ear.

viral summit Mar 21, 2025, 9:20 PM

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which had effects of ionisation

tulip ledge Mar 21, 2025, 9:24 PM

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you spelt that wrong, noob

viral summit Mar 21, 2025, 9:26 PM

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The country spells this way!

elfin plover Mar 21, 2025, 10:11 PM

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ionization, ionization ionization, ionization ionization.

brazen portal Mar 22, 2025, 1:40 AM

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kendrick lamar lamar kendrick kendrick

elfin plover Mar 22, 2025, 3:12 PM

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ionization ionization ionization ionization ionization

rugged siren Mar 23, 2025, 4:30 AM

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I just pooped my self

gritty yacht Mar 23, 2025, 8:31 AM

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ionization, ionization. ionization ionization ionization.

ashen tundra Mar 23, 2025, 12:56 PM

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I poop as i ionize

gritty yacht Mar 24, 2025, 8:47 PM

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grrr! ONLY IONIZATION! IONIZATION! IONIZATION!

unreal badge Mar 24, 2025, 9:23 PM

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This ionization is very ionization.

viral summit Mar 25, 2025, 7:26 AM

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Ionisation's the new r74n word!

ashen tundra Mar 25, 2025, 8:40 AM

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No more ionization pls, cheese

elder sage Mar 26, 2025, 6:56 PM

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erase it from all dictionaries

elfin plover Mar 26, 2025, 9:42 PM

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ionization ionization ionization ionization ionization

brazen portal Mar 27, 2025, 10:31 AM

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didididididi didididididi dididididi didididi didididi

dull condor Mar 30, 2025, 7:00 PM

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I have a super cool

unreal badge Mar 30, 2025, 7:10 PM

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bag of legs that has

viral summit Mar 31, 2025, 10:40 AM

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Six toes on each foot.

unreal badge Mar 31, 2025, 10:42 AM

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My door exploded when I

alpine wyvern Mar 31, 2025, 1:06 PM

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opened it to get some

unreal badge Mar 31, 2025, 8:41 PM

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radium for my dying baby

steady wren Mar 31, 2025, 9:19 PM

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And it will heal baby

quiet vale Apr 1, 2025, 12:01 AM

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Except for baby's left brain

steady wren Apr 1, 2025, 12:09 AM

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Baby will be brain dead

quiet vale Apr 1, 2025, 12:10 AM

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If not for magic person

steady wren Apr 1, 2025, 12:10 AM

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Who has a goofy hat

quiet vale Apr 1, 2025, 12:10 AM

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That is seven meters tall

unreal badge Apr 1, 2025, 12:24 AM

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and can implode on command

steady wren Apr 1, 2025, 12:27 AM

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The hat has uranium inside

unreal badge Apr 1, 2025, 12:29 AM

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that tastes like onion milk

steady wren Apr 1, 2025, 12:32 AM

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Wtf is onion milk, huh?

unreal badge Apr 1, 2025, 12:33 AM

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Onion milk is onion milk

quiet vale Apr 1, 2025, 3:22 AM

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And the baby drank it

viral summit Apr 1, 2025, 7:56 AM

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And then it exploded gruesomely.

unreal badge Apr 1, 2025, 10:27 AM

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I eat nuclear waste because

steady wren Apr 1, 2025, 12:10 PM

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It tastes really really good

ruby cargo Apr 1, 2025, 12:15 PM

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well, i'm now dead lol

dull condor Apr 2, 2025, 10:09 AM

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Rest in peace people it

lunar sable Apr 6, 2025, 6:35 AM

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caused so much chaos you

glad basin Apr 6, 2025, 1:30 PM

#

this server is shutting down

elfin plover Apr 6, 2025, 5:31 PM

#

ionization ionization ionization ionization ionization

stoic aurora Apr 7, 2025, 3:10 AM

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is very cool cool cool

unreal badge Apr 7, 2025, 3:12 AM

#

and very ionized ionize ionizer

devout blaze Apr 7, 2025, 6:33 AM

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we ionize ionizer that ionization

stoic aurora Apr 7, 2025, 9:38 AM

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yes sir we do yes

elfin plover Apr 7, 2025, 10:02 AM

#

ionization ionization ionization ionization ionization.

devout blaze Apr 7, 2025, 12:09 PM

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10n1z4710n 10n1z4710n 10n1z4710n 10n1z4710n 10n1z4710n

steady wren Apr 8, 2025, 8:35 PM

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L33t speak is very annoying

vast magnet Apr 10, 2025, 6:32 PM

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Yesterday I somehow summoned Mahoraga

stoic aurora Apr 11, 2025, 3:35 AM

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i really accidentally did yes

elfin plover Apr 11, 2025, 8:24 AM

#

ionization ionization ionization ionization ionization.

steady wren Apr 12, 2025, 3:50 PM

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What the hell is happening

unreal badge Apr 12, 2025, 8:56 PM

#

to the giant luxury car

steady wren Apr 12, 2025, 9:04 PM

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Why is it flat now

devout blaze Apr 13, 2025, 1:20 PM

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i borrowed it from elon

steady wren Apr 13, 2025, 6:06 PM

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He has lots of money

vernal sandal Apr 13, 2025, 6:15 PM

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He is dumb and stupid.

elfin plover Apr 13, 2025, 10:35 PM

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he ragequitted after getting cyberbullied...

steady wren Apr 13, 2025, 11:39 PM

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And need a real job

devout blaze Apr 14, 2025, 12:12 PM

#

so he sent a rocket

unreal badge Apr 14, 2025, 8:38 PM

#

to Michigan and flew away

spare sparrow Apr 14, 2025, 11:22 PM

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to the face of kepler22b

unreal badge Apr 15, 2025, 1:24 AM

#

then he found an alien

devout blaze Apr 15, 2025, 1:41 AM

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then he cooked it golden

unreal badge Apr 15, 2025, 1:58 AM

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and turned it into cheese

devout blaze Apr 15, 2025, 4:53 AM

#

then he returned to earth

spare sparrow Apr 15, 2025, 11:00 AM

#

and sold the alien cheese

steady wren Apr 15, 2025, 11:54 AM

#

To the really shady fox

slim ginkgo Apr 15, 2025, 4:17 PM

#

The really shady fox ran

spare sparrow Apr 15, 2025, 4:19 PM

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into his drug storage room

unreal badge Apr 15, 2025, 6:42 PM

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and got cocain from it

spare sparrow Apr 15, 2025, 7:35 PM

#

the fox paid the cheeser

steady wren Apr 15, 2025, 7:36 PM

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With crack cocaine for cheese

spare sparrow Apr 15, 2025, 7:41 PM

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the cheeser accepted the trade

stoic aurora Apr 16, 2025, 5:00 AM

#

"CHICKEN JOCKEY" he yelled gleefully

unreal badge Apr 16, 2025, 10:25 AM

#

and threw popcorn almost everywhere

devout blaze Apr 16, 2025, 10:39 AM

#

so he got kicked out

unreal badge Apr 16, 2025, 10:51 AM

#

and then collected wet cardboard

spare sparrow Apr 16, 2025, 12:58 PM

#

to build a cheesery stand

unreal badge Apr 16, 2025, 6:42 PM

#

and sell lots of cheese

steady wren Apr 16, 2025, 6:42 PM

#

To get lots of money

unreal badge Apr 16, 2025, 6:43 PM

#

to buy a nice car

steady wren Apr 16, 2025, 6:44 PM

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To get a McDonald’s burger

stoic aurora Apr 16, 2025, 7:40 PM

#

and to regale oneself with

unreal badge Apr 16, 2025, 9:42 PM

#

A shiny golden water bottle

devout blaze Apr 17, 2025, 9:57 AM

#

which is actually golden prime

spare sparrow Apr 17, 2025, 12:36 PM

#

with some new swanky electrolytes

steady wren Apr 17, 2025, 9:32 PM

#

And unnecessary amounts of caffeine

unreal badge Apr 17, 2025, 9:52 PM

#

Then Logan Paul came in

stoic aurora Apr 17, 2025, 10:03 PM

#

and began eating ztunedd ogreishly

spare sparrow Apr 17, 2025, 10:24 PM

#

with all flesh eating glee

unreal badge Apr 18, 2025, 12:22 AM

#

then ztunedd ionized Logan Paul

devout blaze Apr 18, 2025, 12:37 AM

#

then Logan Paul began ionizing

unreal badge Apr 18, 2025, 12:39 AM

#

he ionized until he died

brazen portal Apr 18, 2025, 9:44 AM

#

then ionizer god revive him

unreal badge Apr 18, 2025, 10:28 AM

#

and Logan Paul ionized forever

spare sparrow Apr 18, 2025, 1:51 PM

#

then Ztunedd's ionization ruinously backfired

elfin plover Apr 18, 2025, 5:54 PM

#

spare sparrow then Ztunedd's ionization ruinously backfired

// why do you keep mentioning me are you a fan

#

// by the way you can check out more of my stuff at https://ztunedd.neocities.org/

ztunedd's website

unreal badge Apr 18, 2025, 6:51 PM

#

elfin plover // why do you keep mentioning me are you a fan

// He loves you

#

And Logan Paul stopped ionizing

elfin plover Apr 18, 2025, 7:11 PM

#

unreal badge // He loves you

// awww

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. support ioniztion smh,,,

mystic pawnBOT Apr 18, 2025, 7:12 PM

#

Click here for support.

elfin plover Apr 18, 2025, 7:12 PM

#

// LMFAOOO

stoic aurora Apr 18, 2025, 7:15 PM

#

then logan continued ingesting ztunedd

elfin plover Apr 18, 2025, 8:04 PM

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, i'm lying by the way.

spare sparrow Apr 18, 2025, 10:38 PM

#

That whole story was a

unreal badge Apr 18, 2025, 11:41 PM

#

silly fake made-up story

brazen portal Apr 19, 2025, 1:18 AM

#

but it happened days later

elfin plover Apr 19, 2025, 4:50 AM

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no it didn't fuck you

steady wren Apr 20, 2025, 3:19 PM

#

Not copious person shall die

spare sparrow Apr 20, 2025, 4:38 PM

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Well, I lost track. Anyways,

steady wren Apr 20, 2025, 4:59 PM

#

The Easter themed pirated website

spare sparrow Apr 20, 2025, 4:59 PM

#

was a weird place for

steady wren Apr 20, 2025, 8:11 PM

#

A pirated version of Minecraft

spare sparrow Apr 20, 2025, 11:05 PM

#

, the download link had malware

steady wren Apr 20, 2025, 11:26 PM

#

That made my computer sentient

spare sparrow Apr 20, 2025, 11:36 PM

#

It went to Big AI

glad basin Apr 21, 2025, 12:19 AM

#

then I decided to start

steady wren Apr 21, 2025, 12:32 AM

#

Spreading misinformation on the internet

spare sparrow Apr 21, 2025, 8:45 PM

#

about the AI eating the

steady wren Apr 21, 2025, 9:11 PM

#

Massive nasa space computer thingy

spare sparrow Apr 21, 2025, 10:48 PM

#

And also mold growing on

spare fern Apr 21, 2025, 11:30 PM

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my big moldy palm tree

#

// god tier story

spare sparrow Apr 22, 2025, 12:04 AM

#

Well I guess that was

hard pagoda Apr 22, 2025, 4:37 AM

#

not so bad after all

devout blaze Apr 22, 2025, 8:53 AM

#

but japan is launching nukes

unreal badge Apr 22, 2025, 10:21 AM

#

at people on red bikes

spare sparrow Apr 22, 2025, 10:50 AM

#

needless to say, towns were

steady wren Apr 22, 2025, 11:28 AM

#

Wearing expensive Nike shoes because

devout blaze Apr 22, 2025, 11:41 AM

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they look like sports cars

spare sparrow Apr 22, 2025, 6:12 PM

#

I heard some of them

steady wren Apr 23, 2025, 11:47 AM

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Go vroom down the road

devout blaze Apr 23, 2025, 1:12 PM

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and somehow burn down houses

devout blaze Apr 23, 2025, 1:36 PM

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//that's seven words bro

spare fern Apr 23, 2025, 1:40 PM

#

devout blaze //that's seven words bro

// fuck

devout blaze Apr 23, 2025, 1:41 PM

#

//what was the original message again?

spare fern Apr 23, 2025, 1:46 PM

#

devout blaze //what was the original message again?

devout blaze Apr 23, 2025, 1:50 PM

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//my memory is broken breuh

steady wren Apr 23, 2025, 8:16 PM

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And the insurance won’t pay

vast magnet Apr 23, 2025, 8:30 PM

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What if I went to

steady wren Apr 23, 2025, 8:43 PM

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The nearest softball court and

stoic aurora Apr 23, 2025, 9:10 PM

#

devout blaze //my memory is broken breuh

// just scroll up lmfao

steady wren Apr 23, 2025, 11:01 PM

#

Ate the seven dollar cheeseburger

dull condor Apr 24, 2025, 1:36 AM

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At the McDonalds down town.

steady wren Apr 24, 2025, 8:17 PM

#

They never salt the fries

spare sparrow Apr 25, 2025, 12:58 AM

#

but they do throw in

unreal badge Apr 25, 2025, 1:24 AM

#

some plutonium for extra spice

spare fern Apr 25, 2025, 4:18 AM

#

you'll find me hacking roblox

brazen portal Apr 25, 2025, 9:20 AM

#

//ill skip frims story part

#

but the plutonium was HOT

unreal badge Apr 25, 2025, 10:22 AM

#

and so I passed out

devout blaze Apr 25, 2025, 11:28 AM

#

due to high radiation sickness

bronze turtle Apr 25, 2025, 1:11 PM

#

and was brought to hospital

spare sparrow Apr 25, 2025, 7:39 PM

#

where I explained the McPoisoning.

steady wren Apr 25, 2025, 7:45 PM

#

And the plutonium melted down

brazen portal Apr 26, 2025, 12:46 AM

#

and then i fucking exploded

hard pagoda Apr 26, 2025, 1:54 AM

#

// does i'm count as one or two words

devout blaze Apr 26, 2025, 2:38 AM

#

//one since it's a contraction

viral summit Apr 26, 2025, 3:13 AM

#

And slaughtered that dumb ionisation

devout blaze Apr 26, 2025, 7:20 AM

#

ionization was slain by adacey

steady wren Apr 26, 2025, 3:09 PM

#

Because they hated it so

spare fern Apr 26, 2025, 4:42 PM

#

small that they had to

devout blaze Apr 26, 2025, 4:47 PM

#

ionize it and ztunedd appeared

white marsh Apr 26, 2025, 4:53 PM

#

they have ended up dead

quaint charm Apr 26, 2025, 5:34 PM

#

reminding joe that he must

steady wren Apr 26, 2025, 10:42 PM

#

Eat some fluffy Belgian waffles

random pulsar Apr 27, 2025, 1:46 AM

#

But the waffles is moldy

unreal badge Apr 27, 2025, 3:38 AM

#

And he died of waffle

white marsh Apr 27, 2025, 5:58 AM

#

rest in peace joe (sad)

random pulsar Apr 27, 2025, 6:10 AM

#

But a healer ressurect him

white marsh Apr 27, 2025, 6:36 AM

#

but the ressurect had failed

devout blaze Apr 27, 2025, 8:38 AM

#

but the failing had failed

bronze turtle Apr 27, 2025, 8:51 AM

#

so basically everything had failed

stoic aurora Apr 27, 2025, 1:25 PM

#

except now joe was back

steady wren Apr 27, 2025, 1:30 PM

#

And the waffle is angry

white marsh Apr 27, 2025, 2:41 PM

#

joe died of heart attack

unreal badge Apr 27, 2025, 3:30 PM

#

And the waffle celebrated happily

white marsh Apr 27, 2025, 4:19 PM

#

until the joe soilders came

steady wren Apr 27, 2025, 6:01 PM

#

And shot the waffle dead

bronze turtle Apr 27, 2025, 9:18 PM

#

RIP joe and belgian waffle.

random pulsar Apr 28, 2025, 6:14 AM

#

Waffle use robux for revive!

white marsh Apr 28, 2025, 7:07 AM

#

but they couldn't afford it

devout blaze Apr 28, 2025, 8:59 AM

#

but joe could and revived

viral summit Apr 28, 2025, 9:10 AM

#

and with adacey, shot waffle.

white marsh Apr 28, 2025, 9:21 AM

#

But waffle was already ghost

bronze turtle Apr 28, 2025, 9:21 AM

#

// when does this story end

devout blaze Apr 28, 2025, 9:21 AM

#

///next m3ssage

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and he ascended to heaven.

#

//ending

white marsh Apr 28, 2025, 9:22 AM

#

But he got free revive (sequel)

bronze turtle Apr 28, 2025, 9:22 AM

#

//nooooooo

#

sequel got canceled - no money.

white marsh Apr 28, 2025, 9:23 AM

#

But android offered to collab

bronze turtle Apr 28, 2025, 9:25 AM

#

hackers made androit go bankrupt

#

.

white marsh Apr 28, 2025, 9:26 AM

#

Android sued them became trillionarez

bronze turtle Apr 28, 2025, 9:26 AM

#

an asteroid completely destroyed android

white marsh Apr 28, 2025, 9:27 AM

#

Scientists used lasers to deflect

bronze turtle Apr 28, 2025, 9:28 AM

#

but sadly their lasers failed

white marsh Apr 28, 2025, 9:28 AM

#

Then they used rockets instead

bronze turtle Apr 28, 2025, 9:29 AM

#

the rockets accidentally hit android

white marsh Apr 28, 2025, 9:29 AM

#

Well discord offered sponsorships anyways

bronze turtle Apr 28, 2025, 9:30 AM

#

millions demonstrated against the sequel

white marsh Apr 28, 2025, 9:32 AM

#

But billions agree with it

bronze turtle Apr 28, 2025, 9:33 AM

#

civil war started between them

white marsh Apr 28, 2025, 9:34 AM

#

Billions vs millions, billions win

bronze turtle Apr 28, 2025, 9:35 AM

#

everything is destroyed, much debt

white marsh Apr 28, 2025, 9:35 AM

#

This has one dollar, rich

bronze turtle Apr 28, 2025, 9:36 AM

#

money and sequel are gone

white marsh Apr 28, 2025, 9:37 AM

#

Just kidding! APRIL FOOLS HAHA!!!!!!!!

bronze turtle Apr 28, 2025, 9:38 AM

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But it wasn’t April 1.

white marsh Apr 28, 2025, 9:38 AM

#

Ok but the sequel success 😁

bronze turtle Apr 28, 2025, 9:40 AM

#

Ok now sequel is over 🙏

white marsh Apr 28, 2025, 9:41 AM

#

We need a 3rd one 😈

bronze turtle Apr 28, 2025, 9:49 AM

#

No please we really don’t 😭

white marsh Apr 28, 2025, 9:54 AM

#

Too late. This is John 🧍

bronze turtle Apr 28, 2025, 9:57 AM

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Leave John out of this!

white marsh Apr 28, 2025, 9:57 AM

#

John is a great farmer 🧑‍🌾

bronze turtle Apr 28, 2025, 9:58 AM

#

// I am way to invested in this, I really should learn lol

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who takes care of crops

white marsh Apr 28, 2025, 10:00 AM

#

One day chicken monster appears

bronze turtle Apr 28, 2025, 10:00 AM

#

and starts picking John‘s crops

white marsh Apr 28, 2025, 10:01 AM

#

John is secretly a soilder

#

// uhh

bronze turtle Apr 28, 2025, 10:07 AM

#

He knows he has to

bronze turtle Apr 28, 2025, 10:07 AM

#

white marsh // uhh

// wooooo

white marsh Apr 28, 2025, 10:08 AM

#

bronze turtle He knows he has to

John pulls out his gun

#

// 🔫

bronze turtle Apr 28, 2025, 10:14 AM

#

, aiming it at monste chicken

white marsh Apr 28, 2025, 10:16 AM

#

"Get off my 🦆ing crops."

viral summit Apr 28, 2025, 10:32 AM

#

"I'M WAFFLE!" the chicken said

white marsh Apr 28, 2025, 10:33 AM

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"AND I DON'T 🐬ING CARE"

steady wren Apr 28, 2025, 11:32 AM

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The chicken was then shot

bronze turtle Apr 28, 2025, 11:35 AM

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And cooked by farmer John

vast magnet Apr 28, 2025, 2:28 PM

#

He dipped him in gravy

white marsh Apr 28, 2025, 2:30 PM

#

when eaten, teleported to universe

gritty yacht Apr 28, 2025, 5:15 PM

#

do re me fa so

white marsh Apr 28, 2025, 5:17 PM

#

to the dangerous creature universe

unreal badge Apr 28, 2025, 7:51 PM

#

the farmer then died sadly

steady wren Apr 28, 2025, 8:41 PM

#

Because the oxygen was gone

white marsh Apr 29, 2025, 4:17 AM

#

but was revived with robux

viral summit Apr 29, 2025, 4:57 AM

#

and tix, hopes, and dreams

white marsh Apr 29, 2025, 5:14 AM

#

he was given air, breathe!

devout blaze Apr 29, 2025, 9:22 AM

#

the carbon dioxide is multiplying

viral summit Apr 29, 2025, 9:34 AM

#

. Add it to lime solution,

devout blaze Apr 29, 2025, 9:44 AM

#

then now you got coconuts

viral summit Apr 29, 2025, 11:06 AM

#

and scrumdiddlyumptious, real mustard gas

steady wren Apr 29, 2025, 11:30 AM

#

And I passed mustard gas

viral summit Apr 29, 2025, 9:11 PM

#

But not the elemental Chlorine

quaint charm Apr 30, 2025, 2:22 AM

#

sipping on straight chlorine let

void osprey Apr 30, 2025, 2:22 AM

#

the vibe slide over me

white marsh Apr 30, 2025, 2:25 AM

#

then everyone ended up dead

devout blaze Apr 30, 2025, 9:05 AM

#

but not dead but dead

dull condor Apr 30, 2025, 10:33 AM

#

What do you mean buddy

viral summit Apr 30, 2025, 11:05 AM

#

Hey, story, not bloomin' chat!

white marsh Apr 30, 2025, 12:01 PM

#

NO! Just let us chat!

random pulsar Apr 30, 2025, 12:34 PM

#

Everybody don't notice waffle back!

white marsh Apr 30, 2025, 12:49 PM

#

Yeah because they already died

quiet vale May 1, 2025, 5:28 PM

#

but terraria is really goated

white marsh May 1, 2025, 5:29 PM

#

Can we just continue story?

quiet vale May 1, 2025, 5:29 PM

#

but the story refused to

white marsh May 1, 2025, 5:30 PM

#

I FORCE IT AT GUNPOINT

quiet vale May 1, 2025, 5:31 PM

#

and it chooses to fly

white marsh May 1, 2025, 5:34 PM

#

But now has 500 gravity

quiet vale May 1, 2025, 5:43 PM

#

then the story finally continued

white marsh May 1, 2025, 5:44 PM

#

John will explore this world

quiet vale May 1, 2025, 5:45 PM

#

to the very last island

white marsh May 1, 2025, 5:45 PM

#

But there is only 1

quiet vale May 1, 2025, 5:45 PM

#

he could never manage exploring

white marsh May 1, 2025, 5:46 PM

#

He met a flying chicken

quiet vale May 1, 2025, 5:46 PM

#

which said it condemned nuggets

white marsh May 1, 2025, 5:46 PM

#

His name was flying paul

quiet vale May 1, 2025, 5:47 PM

#

flying paul helped john explore

white marsh May 1, 2025, 5:47 PM

#

They found a fast bear

quiet vale May 1, 2025, 5:48 PM

#

fast bear was fast anthony

white marsh May 1, 2025, 5:48 PM

#

but in japan, speedy hon

quiet vale May 1, 2025, 5:49 PM

#

speedy hon loved the calculator

white marsh May 1, 2025, 5:49 PM

#

white marsh but in japan, speedy hon

// because he didnt like ants and hony doesnt make sense

quiet vale May 1, 2025, 5:50 PM

#

// thony lol

white marsh May 1, 2025, 5:50 PM

#

quiet vale speedy hon loved the calculator

he kept it and walked

quiet vale May 1, 2025, 5:50 PM

#

then he ran cuz speedy

white marsh May 1, 2025, 5:50 PM

#

quiet vale // thony lol

// he wanted it to be related to honey

#

john and paul followed after

quiet vale May 1, 2025, 5:50 PM

#

but they couldnt keep up

white marsh May 1, 2025, 5:51 PM

#

so hon just carried them

quiet vale May 1, 2025, 5:51 PM

#

but they faced strong tiger

white marsh May 1, 2025, 5:51 PM

#

his name was, don't have

#

// he doesn't have a name

quiet vale May 1, 2025, 5:52 PM

#

john asked name, got none

white marsh May 1, 2025, 5:53 PM

#

Paul said "maybe stronger rory?"

quiet vale May 1, 2025, 5:54 PM

#

the tiger liked the name

white marsh May 1, 2025, 5:54 PM

#

John didn't realise they talk

quiet vale May 1, 2025, 5:55 PM

#

john didnt take his meds

white marsh May 1, 2025, 5:56 PM

#

John took Rootless Beer Instead

quiet vale May 1, 2025, 5:56 PM

#

john always loved rootless beer

white marsh May 1, 2025, 5:56 PM

#

Hon and paul wanted taste

quiet vale May 1, 2025, 5:57 PM

#

john said "it is rootless"

#

//gtg

white marsh May 1, 2025, 5:57 PM

#

Paul finds his relatives

random pulsar May 2, 2025, 12:33 PM

#

His relatives is a trex

white marsh May 2, 2025, 12:36 PM

#

he thought cuz rootless beer

devout blaze May 2, 2025, 2:16 PM

#

is rootless and also yummy

white marsh May 2, 2025, 2:21 PM

#

Tinker. Filet, NMMMAFTOTCAATCAAPOP, Sammy, Pauline

#

// im referring to the relatives names

random pulsar May 3, 2025, 10:48 AM

#

Paul passed out because beer

white marsh May 3, 2025, 11:02 AM

#

Everyone was teleported normal universe

random pulsar May 4, 2025, 5:34 AM

#

But the teleportation kill them

white marsh May 4, 2025, 7:21 AM

#

Just kidding they all lived

ashen tundra May 4, 2025, 9:11 AM

#

But they died because of

devout blaze May 4, 2025, 9:41 AM

#

high radiation sickness from twix

ashen tundra May 4, 2025, 9:49 AM

#

And a little bit uranium

hearty cedar May 4, 2025, 10:01 AM

#

spotless and clean 3dmoji i

ashen tundra May 4, 2025, 10:01 AM

#

Actually the one killed paul

random pulsar May 4, 2025, 11:12 AM

#

Paul use robux to revive!

ashen tundra May 4, 2025, 3:07 PM

#

But Paul have no robux

bronze turtle May 4, 2025, 7:45 PM

#

so paul is ghost now

steady wren May 4, 2025, 11:10 PM

#

Paul will now haunt people

white marsh May 5, 2025, 12:33 AM

#

Paul gives family good luck

random pulsar May 5, 2025, 11:46 AM

#

But the family use crucifix!

white marsh May 5, 2025, 11:47 AM

#

just kidding they did not

steady wren May 5, 2025, 12:43 PM

#

And even though it failed

white marsh May 5, 2025, 2:50 PM

#

paul won a robux giveaway

bronze turtle May 5, 2025, 9:14 PM

#

Paul uses this ti respawn

random pulsar May 8, 2025, 2:02 AM

#

All of his robux spended!

quaint charm May 8, 2025, 3:07 AM

#

On utterly useless virtual junk!

white marsh May 8, 2025, 5:05 AM

#

But he still could revive

random pulsar May 12, 2025, 11:45 AM

#

And he is vert healthy!

stable dust May 12, 2025, 4:04 PM

#

Because he eats his vegetables

white marsh May 12, 2025, 4:18 PM

#

Because he is a vegetarian

vast magnet May 12, 2025, 8:38 PM

#

he got addicted to balatro

white marsh May 13, 2025, 12:00 AM

#

got sick but had survived

viral summit May 13, 2025, 5:16 AM

#

So he got to blackjack

white marsh May 13, 2025, 5:23 AM

#

gambled 5 billion and won

viral summit May 13, 2025, 5:33 AM

#

But his eyes fell out

devout blaze May 13, 2025, 8:02 AM

#

so he got prosthetic eyes

viral summit May 13, 2025, 9:05 AM

#

But the prosthetics fell out

white marsh May 13, 2025, 11:58 PM

#

so he got eyes back

prime gust May 14, 2025, 12:01 AM

#

But they fell out again

white marsh May 14, 2025, 8:29 AM

#

so got anti fallling eyes

viral summit May 14, 2025, 10:56 AM

#

But someone gouged them out,

prime gust May 14, 2025, 11:23 AM

#

He fell down and died

white marsh May 14, 2025, 5:46 PM

#

but got revived by doctors

viral summit May 15, 2025, 7:36 AM

#

,but lost his eyes in

white marsh May 15, 2025, 12:18 PM

#

so he got glass one

viral summit May 16, 2025, 9:55 PM

#

But they cracked and fell

white marsh May 17, 2025, 7:58 AM

#

he sued them "said durable"

viral summit May 17, 2025, 9:08 AM

#

But lost. He got new

white marsh May 17, 2025, 10:01 AM

#

but other side caught cheating!

vast magnet May 18, 2025, 9:35 AM

#

So he summoned heian sukuna

white marsh May 18, 2025, 10:48 AM

#

other side lost, hes trillionare!

viral summit May 18, 2025, 9:39 PM

#

But his eyes fell out!

white marsh May 19, 2025, 1:07 AM

#

so rich got non-falling eyes

unreal badge May 19, 2025, 1:19 AM

#

but they broke on impact.

white marsh May 19, 2025, 1:28 AM

#

so he sued and won

unreal badge May 19, 2025, 2:01 AM

#

and got 100 dollar bills

white marsh May 19, 2025, 2:03 AM

#

times 1 quadrillion! hes rich!!!!!!

random pulsar May 19, 2025, 4:48 AM

#

He's making jurassic park 😄

white marsh May 19, 2025, 8:15 AM

#

he doesn't need eyes! lol

unreal badge May 19, 2025, 10:21 AM

#

He can see using echolocation

random pulsar May 20, 2025, 3:34 AM

#

Now Jurassic PArk is open!

white marsh May 20, 2025, 4:18 AM

#

It becomes viral! Paul's Octillionare!

viral summit May 20, 2025, 11:57 AM

#

He buys new, backfiring eyes,

white marsh May 20, 2025, 1:27 PM

#

didn't fall out! stayed there!

random pulsar May 21, 2025, 2:47 AM

#

People starting to love Paul!

slender obsidian May 21, 2025, 10:06 AM

#

Paul becomes president of Earth!

white marsh May 21, 2025, 12:28 PM

#

And creates the paulateie planet

viral summit May 21, 2025, 9:42 PM

#

Because of gravity, eyes fell!

random pulsar May 25, 2025, 5:54 AM

#

Fake! His eye stays lol

viral summit May 25, 2025, 11:04 AM

#

HIS EYES ACTUALLY FELL OUT!

white marsh May 25, 2025, 11:58 AM

#

IT DIDN'T! STOP TWISTING STORIES!

viral summit May 25, 2025, 12:13 PM

#

They did. They're in the

white marsh May 25, 2025, 12:39 PM

#

Lets go back to john

viral summit May 26, 2025, 10:12 AM

#

,the now eyeless man. He

white marsh May 26, 2025, 11:31 AM

#

is dead, BACK TO PAUL!

viral summit May 26, 2025, 9:14 PM

#

His eyes also fell out.

white marsh May 26, 2025, 11:56 PM

#

but he can still see 🤯

dull condor May 27, 2025, 1:23 AM

#

Omg thats crazy. I eat

viral summit May 27, 2025, 5:13 AM

#

, but my eyes fall out.

white marsh May 27, 2025, 6:32 AM

#

l + ratio, skill issue

viral summit May 27, 2025, 8:11 AM

#

I camt seelvk5n3o46nr3oo irue 98e

white marsh May 27, 2025, 8:16 AM

#

paul does something very bad

viral summit May 27, 2025, 9:17 AM

#

thats progwhly reyyt cook, um

white marsh May 27, 2025, 12:14 PM

#

it ruins his reputation, CANCELLED

tepid moat May 27, 2025, 12:35 PM

#

never mind i was wrong

white marsh May 27, 2025, 12:49 PM

#

he made apology, now forgiven

tepid moat May 27, 2025, 3:06 PM

#

Just kidding, cancelled mean famous moji_cool

viral summit May 28, 2025, 10:32 AM

#

But eyes fell out mid-video.

white marsh May 28, 2025, 3:00 PM

#

He can still see! Permanently

viral summit May 28, 2025, 9:16 PM

#

,but permanently now means temporarily.

tepid moat May 29, 2025, 3:46 AM

#

,but temporarily now means permanently

brazen portal May 30, 2025, 1:09 AM

#

,but temporaily is now means for the time being

white marsh May 30, 2025, 3:50 AM

#

He goes to a McR74n's

viral summit May 30, 2025, 6:16 AM

#

But the cashier gets scared

brazen portal May 30, 2025, 9:51 AM

#

and throws a ||fucking|| burger

white marsh May 30, 2025, 10:59 AM

#

F BOMB? CASHIER'S CARRYING EXPLOSIVES!!

viral summit May 30, 2025, 11:13 AM

#

BUT HIS EYES FELL OUT!

white marsh May 30, 2025, 11:59 AM

#

he can see! don't need

tepid moat May 30, 2025, 12:02 PM

#

its all just a simulation...

white marsh May 30, 2025, 12:10 PM

#

Paul never lost his eyes

brisk flicker May 30, 2025, 1:24 PM

#

The cashier never got scared

viral summit May 30, 2025, 9:36 PM

#

But in reality, they lost

tepid moat May 31, 2025, 4:14 AM

#

They lost against 3 ant

random pulsar May 31, 2025, 9:18 AM

#

But they accidentaly step them....

viral summit May 31, 2025, 9:59 AM

#

, so they lost their eyes

tepid moat May 31, 2025, 12:54 PM

#

and also lose their nose

devout nacelle May 31, 2025, 2:14 PM

#

but they could still smell

random pulsar May 31, 2025, 3:22 PM

#

They died from paul smell

tepid moat Jun 1, 2025, 2:31 AM

#

nevermind thats just a doppelganger

white marsh Jun 1, 2025, 12:26 PM

#

Paul never lost anything, ever

steady wren Jun 1, 2025, 10:35 PM

#

the the the the the

random pulsar Jun 1, 2025, 11:55 PM

#

But, a war suddenly started

unreal badge Jun 2, 2025, 12:42 AM

#

With two teams fighting for

viral summit Jun 2, 2025, 6:00 AM

#

a cool golden gif. So,

white marsh Jun 2, 2025, 1:13 PM

#

SPONSERED BY @low bone'S GAME! JOIN!!!!!!

low bone Jun 2, 2025, 2:32 PM

#

YEAH JOIN https://discord.com/channels/939255181474955331/1378535857119821904, COOL

white marsh Jun 3, 2025, 12:07 AM

#

anyways back to the war

low gate Jun 3, 2025, 7:13 AM

#

and when they were fighting

random pulsar Jun 3, 2025, 12:27 PM

#

Kaboom, there goes you're towers

covert mulch Jun 4, 2025, 2:13 AM

#

apple bottom jeans boots with

white marsh Jun 4, 2025, 5:00 AM

#

lets go back to paul

tepid moat Jun 4, 2025, 2:44 PM

#

Nevermind paul now is supervillain

white marsh Jun 4, 2025, 2:49 PM

#

but actually he was hero!

tepid moat Jun 4, 2025, 3:54 PM

#

Until he found the darkside...

brazen portal Jun 5, 2025, 12:27 AM

#

He planned to destroy earth

tepid moat Jun 5, 2025, 4:36 AM

#

But he lost against highground

random pulsar Jun 7, 2025, 6:02 AM

#

Paul get exploded like Jason!

tepid moat Jun 7, 2025, 6:49 AM

#

but he sacrificed the roooooook!!!!

white marsh Jun 7, 2025, 9:03 AM

#

paul saved the universe! yay!

viral summit Jun 7, 2025, 11:15 AM

#

but the universe lost eyes.

white marsh Jun 7, 2025, 11:53 AM

#

they use mouths to see

slim ginkgo Jun 7, 2025, 8:01 PM

#

That their children had died

steady wren Jun 8, 2025, 12:30 AM

#

From the person eating children

#

// the first message is “I like to eat children”

white marsh Jun 8, 2025, 9:27 AM

#

@vast magnet why you eat children?

random pulsar Jun 8, 2025, 1:08 PM

#

We might call the 911

tepid moat Jun 8, 2025, 6:21 PM

#

Hello sir whats your emergency

random pulsar Jun 9, 2025, 1:14 AM

#

Somebody eating my child, help

tepid moat Jun 9, 2025, 9:18 AM

#

to confirm give bank detail

viral summit Jun 9, 2025, 9:53 AM

#

Expiry: 12/3, number: 12345678904, CVC:

white marsh Jun 9, 2025, 11:52 AM

#

it's expired by 2022 years

viral summit Jun 9, 2025, 12:06 PM

#

No, it expires in 2042

tepid moat Jun 9, 2025, 1:52 PM

#

// how did you argue but somehow still follow the rule

white marsh Jun 10, 2025, 2:46 AM

#

BUT IT EXPIRED IN 3

tepid moat Jun 10, 2025, 3:17 AM

#

3 what? please tell me!

white marsh Jun 10, 2025, 3:24 AM

#

3, literally just 3 stupid

tepid moat Jun 10, 2025, 3:39 AM

#

3 onion? 3 mile? Year

white marsh Jun 10, 2025, 4:49 AM

#

W- THE 3RD YEAR EVER

viral summit Jun 10, 2025, 9:19 PM

#

SINCE 2039, DO YOU UNDERSTAND‽

white marsh Jun 11, 2025, 7:22 AM

#

THAT IS NOT FKING POSSIBLE!

ashen tundra Jun 12, 2025, 4:35 AM

#

BUT WE ARE IN 2099!

white marsh Jun 12, 2025, 5:34 AM

#

IT SAYS EXPIRES IN 3

ashen tundra Jun 12, 2025, 10:23 AM

#

I'M DYSLEXIC IM SORRY GARLCI

white marsh Jun 12, 2025, 4:05 PM

#

well... MY NAME... ISN'T GARLIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

vast magnet Jun 12, 2025, 5:01 PM

#

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

white marsh Jun 12, 2025, 5:28 PM

#

WHATEVER IT IS REMOVE IT

devout blaze Jun 14, 2025, 4:32 AM

#

AGHAGHAGHAGHAGG AGH AAAAAGH AAAH HGAHAGG

random pulsar Jun 14, 2025, 12:35 PM

#

// Bro talk properly

#

Help, nogoodnameforpridemonthideas is going crazy

white marsh Jun 15, 2025, 8:14 AM

#

i've schedueled therapy then returning

random pulsar Jun 17, 2025, 10:28 AM

#

So now i am fine

unborn topaz Jun 23, 2025, 5:22 AM

#

And I will now be

tepid moat Jun 23, 2025, 5:02 PM

#

A block of parmessan cheese

devout blaze Jun 24, 2025, 12:25 PM

#

while doing three triple somersaults

tepid moat Jun 24, 2025, 12:45 PM

#

Combined with 9¾ jumping jack

vast magnet Jun 24, 2025, 5:13 PM

#

After that I will go

viral summit Jun 24, 2025, 9:29 PM

#

And do 3⅞ push ups

tepid moat Jun 25, 2025, 4:26 AM

#

And later i will go

short vale Jun 27, 2025, 8:47 AM

#

to the Gun range with

tepid moat Jun 27, 2025, 9:58 AM

#

3 shotgun and 2 machinegun

spare sparrow Jun 30, 2025, 2:05 AM

#

and gun down the fucking

devout blaze Jul 2, 2025, 11:26 AM

#

fetus that i hate and

tepid moat Jul 4, 2025, 5:44 PM

#

Then eat some cheese sandwich

white marsh Jul 4, 2025, 7:01 PM

#

THATS FUCKING NOT FIVE WORDS

steady wren Jul 4, 2025, 11:51 PM

#

Yes it is dumb fuck

spare sparrow Jul 8, 2025, 2:32 PM

#

tepid moat Then eat some cheese sandwich

Well anyways I was after

steady wren Jul 8, 2025, 3:41 PM

#

The crazy taco truck guy

brave briar Jul 8, 2025, 7:26 PM

#

that was speeding down the

spare sparrow Jul 9, 2025, 4:35 PM

#

backyard of mine with a

viral summit Jul 15, 2025, 9:10 PM

#

giant obelisk made of uranium

spare sparrow Jul 19, 2025, 7:58 PM

#

so tall it looked stupid

tepid moat Jul 19, 2025, 8:55 PM

#

So stupid it look tall

viral summit Jul 20, 2025, 12:11 AM

#

, and stupidly tall, stop comparing!

spare sparrow Jul 20, 2025, 9:30 AM

#

As I chased the truck,

tepid moat Jul 20, 2025, 1:38 PM

#

so long it look stupid

random pulsar Jul 21, 2025, 1:48 PM

#

The truck was so fast!

tepid moat Jul 21, 2025, 2:51 PM

#

That now it look stupid

brave briar Jul 22, 2025, 5:21 PM

#

but then the IRS came

rain vector Jul 22, 2025, 8:36 PM

#

mom said no to cheese

#

and it made me cry

brave briar Jul 25, 2025, 6:56 AM

#

so i started a vendetta

brazen portal Jul 26, 2025, 7:47 AM

#

and then i deleted it

white marsh Jul 30, 2025, 1:18 AM

#

i really really hate vendettas

safe spire Jul 30, 2025, 11:29 PM

#

Because vendettas are kinda stupid

tepid moat Jul 31, 2025, 1:32 AM

#

i wanna ask, whats vandettas

prisma iris Jul 31, 2025, 7:57 PM

#

But then I was shot

tepid moat Aug 1, 2025, 1:06 AM

#

and then fell 30 meter

hybrid shore Aug 1, 2025, 1:50 AM

#

Omri did not succumb however

prisma iris Aug 1, 2025, 7:11 AM

#

He got struck by lightning

hybrid shore Aug 1, 2025, 12:25 PM

#

He died from dying fr

prisma iris Aug 1, 2025, 12:42 PM

#

But then he was resuscitated

tepid moat Aug 1, 2025, 3:43 PM

#

John asked, what is resuscitated?

prisma iris Aug 1, 2025, 3:44 PM

#

Hilary answered by shooting him

tepid moat Aug 1, 2025, 3:47 PM

#

prisma iris Hilary answered by shooting him

John dodge and kissed hilary

prisma iris Aug 1, 2025, 3:49 PM

#

She reported him for Harrassment

tepid moat Aug 1, 2025, 3:49 PM

#

prisma iris She reported him for Harrassment

John then seduced the police

prisma iris Aug 1, 2025, 3:51 PM

#

And got arrested for assault

tepid moat Aug 1, 2025, 3:52 PM

#

prisma iris And got arrested for assault

John then goon til death

prisma iris Aug 1, 2025, 3:53 PM

#

He was sentenced to Death

tepid moat Aug 1, 2025, 3:53 PM

#

prisma iris He was sentenced to Death

So he goon while executed

prisma iris Aug 1, 2025, 3:53 PM

#

He was restrained and shot

tepid moat Aug 1, 2025, 3:54 PM

#

prisma iris He was restrained and shot

He still kept gooning nonstop

prisma iris Aug 1, 2025, 3:54 PM

#

He was buried in Cewm

tepid moat Aug 1, 2025, 3:55 PM

#

prisma iris He was buried in Cewm

He gooned in the coffin

prisma iris Aug 1, 2025, 3:55 PM

#

Hilary left the country scared

hybrid shore Aug 1, 2025, 4:22 PM

#

But Hilary gooned in secret

prisma iris Aug 1, 2025, 6:25 PM

#

She died from excessive gooning

hybrid shore Aug 1, 2025, 7:07 PM

#

But continues to goon everyday

prisma iris Aug 1, 2025, 7:14 PM

#

Gooning divorced himself from Hilary

hybrid shore Aug 1, 2025, 8:05 PM

#

And married john doe instead

prisma iris Aug 1, 2025, 8:42 PM

#

But John gooned to Hillary

hybrid shore Aug 1, 2025, 8:45 PM

#

And fell off goon mountain

tepid moat Aug 1, 2025, 9:25 PM

#

John come back and said

prisma iris Aug 1, 2025, 9:30 PM

#

Im gonna die for now

tepid moat Aug 1, 2025, 9:52 PM

#

Just kidding, stop gooning guys

prisma iris Aug 1, 2025, 10:22 PM

#

But President Clinton gooned anyway

hybrid shore Aug 2, 2025, 12:03 AM

#

The people protest against gooning

prisma iris Aug 2, 2025, 12:30 AM

#

Mariah Carey is gooning singing

hybrid shore Aug 2, 2025, 12:37 AM

#

Mariah Carey canceled in 2025

prisma iris Aug 2, 2025, 1:15 AM

#

Mariah Carey defrosted in August

hybrid shore Aug 2, 2025, 1:40 AM

#

Goonism church grand open now

prisma iris Aug 2, 2025, 8:35 AM

#

It got burned down yesterday

tepid moat Aug 2, 2025, 9:35 AM

#

but john rebuilt the church!

prisma iris Aug 2, 2025, 10:06 AM

#

And died from food poisoning

tepid moat Aug 2, 2025, 10:50 AM

#

then food poisoning gooned to

short vale Aug 2, 2025, 12:18 PM

#

our glorious king lebron James

random pulsar Aug 2, 2025, 12:55 PM

#

Lebron James got food poisoning

hybrid shore Aug 2, 2025, 1:55 PM

#

Goonism is cause of this

tepid moat Aug 2, 2025, 2:06 PM

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oh no gooning zombie appeared

prisma iris Aug 2, 2025, 2:40 PM

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The planet got nuked by

tepid moat Aug 2, 2025, 2:45 PM

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a gooning non stop bomb

prisma iris Aug 2, 2025, 5:02 PM

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This story has been reset

hybrid shore Aug 2, 2025, 11:05 PM

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Hillary went on a walk

unreal badge Aug 3, 2025, 12:28 AM

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but she tripped and exploded

hybrid shore Aug 3, 2025, 2:07 AM

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In the explosion, Randel awoke

prisma iris Aug 3, 2025, 2:16 AM

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And beats a kid for

tepid moat Aug 3, 2025, 4:05 AM

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Gooning nonstop, he is now

unreal badge Aug 3, 2025, 12:44 PM

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a giant brown sentient lemon

hybrid shore Aug 3, 2025, 12:52 PM

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Skeptism swirling in playful deception

hybrid shore Aug 3, 2025, 10:37 PM

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Inside of that nonsense is

unreal badge Aug 3, 2025, 11:32 PM

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the evil man of h

hybrid shore Aug 3, 2025, 11:33 PM

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gasp how could it be

rich drift Aug 4, 2025, 1:09 AM

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then i start spewing goo

hybrid shore Aug 4, 2025, 1:58 AM

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Diamonds shoot from your head

tepid moat Aug 4, 2025, 4:30 AM

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then it richocet and hit

hybrid shore Aug 4, 2025, 10:48 AM

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The evil man of h

prisma iris Aug 4, 2025, 11:33 AM

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He dies gooning to NVIDIA

hybrid shore Aug 5, 2025, 12:23 AM

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Gooning is bannable by r74n

prisma iris Aug 5, 2025, 7:47 AM

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International Diplomats have Diplomatic Immunity

hybrid shore Aug 5, 2025, 4:09 PM

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People notice that it happened

prisma iris Aug 5, 2025, 9:04 PM

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The people were executed instantly

hybrid shore Aug 6, 2025, 2:20 AM

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Outrage everywhere reporters nearby flock

prisma iris Aug 7, 2025, 10:39 AM

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The reporters were also executed

hybrid shore Aug 7, 2025, 11:13 AM

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Everyone is executed humans extinct

prisma iris Aug 7, 2025, 4:46 PM

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Five human hid in Tuvalu

rich drift Aug 7, 2025, 11:47 PM

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He asks the people of goon

hasty oxide Aug 8, 2025, 12:41 AM

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may i take your life

tepid moat Aug 8, 2025, 12:41 AM

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// why tf everyone is gooning

vast magnet Aug 8, 2025, 2:42 PM

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And they accepted in anger

south forge Aug 8, 2025, 3:04 PM

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But they pretty enjoyed it

tepid moat Aug 8, 2025, 3:32 PM

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They enjoyed it while gooning

hybrid shore Aug 8, 2025, 6:15 PM

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The end ends in gooning

prisma iris Aug 9, 2025, 10:18 AM

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Everyone in this thread banned

hybrid shore Aug 9, 2025, 11:54 AM

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No im not you are

tepid moat Aug 9, 2025, 12:09 PM

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John is watching while gooning

prisma iris Aug 9, 2025, 3:07 PM

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RedComrade was sent to Gulag

tepid moat Aug 9, 2025, 4:02 PM

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A gooning gulag, my favorite

prisma iris Aug 9, 2025, 4:30 PM

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Stalin executed RedComrade the gooner

tepid moat Aug 9, 2025, 4:37 PM

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But we is gooning together

hybrid shore Aug 9, 2025, 4:56 PM

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Goon goon goon goon goon

prisma iris Aug 9, 2025, 9:01 PM

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Execution dilution distribution and evolution

hybrid shore Aug 9, 2025, 10:30 PM

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The big bang happened yay

prisma iris Aug 9, 2025, 10:33 PM

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And evolution happened too yay

hybrid shore Aug 9, 2025, 10:34 PM

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The new world is existing

stable dust Aug 15, 2025, 1:34 PM

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Until it stopped existing because

hybrid shore Aug 15, 2025, 9:32 PM

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The thread went inactive unfortunately

unreal badge Aug 17, 2025, 7:52 PM

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very sad indeed I know

hybrid shore Aug 18, 2025, 12:34 AM

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Rip this thread lets mourn

unreal badge Aug 18, 2025, 10:00 AM

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Rest in peace this thread

tepid moat Aug 18, 2025, 10:28 AM

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many thread is dying now

unreal badge Aug 18, 2025, 10:30 AM

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I know it’s very sad

tepid moat Aug 18, 2025, 10:32 AM

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very sad indeed, lets mourn

unreal badge Aug 18, 2025, 10:36 AM

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Cry cry cry cry cry

junior stream Aug 18, 2025, 12:09 PM

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A cavemen he say booga ooga

hybrid shore Aug 18, 2025, 1:21 PM

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Hillary met john at 3pm

unreal badge Aug 19, 2025, 10:41 AM

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The caveman killed the two

tepid moat Aug 19, 2025, 10:51 AM

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and a necromancer revived them

torn wadi Aug 20, 2025, 1:11 AM

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And the necromancer healed them

tepid moat Aug 20, 2025, 2:30 AM

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and the wizard cast fireball!!!

torn wadi Aug 20, 2025, 1:53 PM

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The fireball destroyed caveman's club

white marsh Aug 20, 2025, 2:44 PM

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caveman was drunk! good riddance

hybrid shore Aug 20, 2025, 4:27 PM

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Dont drive while being drunk

unreal badge Aug 20, 2025, 6:38 PM

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Or else you’ll get arrested

torn wadi Aug 20, 2025, 10:16 PM

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And you go to prison

tepid moat Aug 21, 2025, 12:43 AM

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unless you bribe the police

torn wadi Aug 21, 2025, 12:49 AM

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Which is illegal to do

tepid moat Aug 21, 2025, 4:18 AM

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unless u bribe the judge

torn wadi Aug 21, 2025, 3:19 PM

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And bribing leads to problems

hybrid shore Aug 21, 2025, 6:22 PM

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Unless it works but rare

torn wadi Aug 21, 2025, 11:37 PM

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And you need insane luck

tepid moat Aug 22, 2025, 1:29 AM

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so gamble, train your luck!!!

hybrid shore Aug 22, 2025, 1:39 PM

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You cannot train luck successfully

white marsh Aug 22, 2025, 1:39 PM

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you lost, your in debt

hybrid shore Aug 22, 2025, 1:39 PM

#

Indeed, please beware of loss

white marsh Aug 22, 2025, 1:40 PM

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And rig the gambling machine!

hybrid shore Aug 22, 2025, 1:46 PM

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But do not get caught

white marsh Aug 22, 2025, 1:46 PM

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Or you will get died

hybrid shore Aug 22, 2025, 1:47 PM

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Drown in your heavy debt

torn wadi Aug 22, 2025, 1:57 PM

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And that is very painful

hybrid shore Aug 22, 2025, 1:58 PM

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I am omning it hard

white marsh Aug 23, 2025, 2:31 AM

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And murdered everyone I see

brave briar Aug 23, 2025, 12:21 PM

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therefore breaking the Geneva convention

torn wadi Aug 23, 2025, 1:07 PM

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Which also applies to animals

white marsh Aug 23, 2025, 4:22 PM

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i really really dont get it

hybrid shore Aug 23, 2025, 4:52 PM

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What im so confused huh

vast magnet Aug 24, 2025, 6:14 PM

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I was so confused i

slate falcon Aug 26, 2025, 8:28 PM

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shitted bricks because im stressed

tepid moat Aug 27, 2025, 4:44 AM

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so i gambled, and won

torn wadi Aug 27, 2025, 5:39 PM

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SO I NOW GOT "GREED".

hybrid shore Aug 29, 2025, 5:49 PM

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But I am built different

torn wadi Aug 30, 2025, 3:03 PM

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So I’m decent not rich

spare sparrow Aug 30, 2025, 8:17 PM

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But suddenly an oversized frog

rich drift Aug 30, 2025, 9:59 PM

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jumps over to my friend

hybrid shore Aug 31, 2025, 2:25 AM

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And my friend is dead

white marsh Aug 31, 2025, 1:56 PM

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I have idea! Sell corpse

hybrid shore Aug 31, 2025, 4:26 PM

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Better idea! Eat because broke

tepid moat Sep 1, 2025, 6:47 AM

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better idea! gamble life saving!!!

hybrid shore Sep 2, 2025, 12:11 AM

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Great idea! Lets do it

tepid moat Sep 2, 2025, 6:53 AM

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lets go gambling!!! dang it

torn wadi Sep 2, 2025, 10:41 AM

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Will we win...? WE DIDN'T!!! 😭

tepid moat Sep 3, 2025, 12:40 AM

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try again!! aww dang it

graceful marlin Sep 3, 2025, 6:06 AM

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I ate poop, more poop.

vapid palm Sep 3, 2025, 10:38 AM

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because i didnt get jackpot

hybrid shore Sep 6, 2025, 2:12 AM

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But i did just kidding

rich drift Sep 6, 2025, 3:12 AM

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But mom wants some money

royal finch Sep 6, 2025, 8:14 PM

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I just lost the game

hybrid shore Sep 6, 2025, 9:11 PM

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My mom is very mad

torn wadi Sep 7, 2025, 12:00 AM

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And I’m very sad now

tepid moat Sep 8, 2025, 8:38 AM

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very very sad, am sad

torn wadi Sep 10, 2025, 8:57 PM

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With pure despair and sadness

hybrid shore Sep 12, 2025, 7:58 PM

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How very sad and depressing

finite wharf Sep 15, 2025, 11:32 AM

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To be a big loser

heady yarrow Sep 15, 2025, 11:16 PM

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finite wharf To be a big loser

Like a very big snoozer

finite wharf Sep 16, 2025, 6:56 AM

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heady yarrow Like a very big snoozer

Sleepy like that damn cat

junior stream Sep 19, 2025, 2:10 PM

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The cat wakes up lethal

vast magnet Sep 19, 2025, 6:49 PM

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As lethal as the company

tepid moat Sep 22, 2025, 10:12 AM

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lethal... company... say that again

void hawk Sep 23, 2025, 4:36 PM

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what about a limbo bus?

hybrid shore Sep 27, 2025, 3:31 PM

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Mistakened for forsaken it was

torn wadi Sep 28, 2025, 7:50 PM

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Pretty great to be mistaken

hybrid shore Sep 28, 2025, 7:59 PM

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I would like to disagree

white marsh Oct 1, 2025, 4:47 PM

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we should halloween theme now

hybrid shore Oct 2, 2025, 8:42 PM

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Yes but i am lazy

winter zenith Oct 3, 2025, 11:28 AM

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Just do it right now

pastel briarBOT Oct 4, 2025, 9:21 AM

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hybrid shore Oct 4, 2025, 6:15 PM

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Aah so spooky and scary

winter zenith Oct 7, 2025, 10:08 AM

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You also got scared too

white marsh Oct 9, 2025, 4:22 AM

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OOGA BOOGA you got spooked

trim ridge Oct 9, 2025, 6:18 AM

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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I have been spooked!!

frank kayak Oct 9, 2025, 11:32 AM

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how did you get scared

winter zenith Oct 9, 2025, 9:19 PM

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Congregation did that to me

hybrid shore Oct 10, 2025, 10:52 PM

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Knock knock trick or treat

winter zenith Oct 11, 2025, 4:00 AM

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No thank you, please go.

hybrid shore Oct 11, 2025, 8:44 PM

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I apologize, very much sorry

winter zenith Oct 12, 2025, 9:08 PM

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No candies are allowed here

hybrid shore Oct 12, 2025, 10:49 PM

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Oh ok. Please carry on

bitter loom Oct 13, 2025, 12:53 PM

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This is end of story.

hybrid shore Oct 13, 2025, 1:29 PM

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Harriet and John are neighbors

vast magnet Oct 14, 2025, 7:19 PM

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what if my nextdoor neighbor

tepid moat Oct 15, 2025, 2:24 AM

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vast magnet what if my nextdoor neighbor

// THATS SIX WORD

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NAILS

winter zenith Oct 15, 2025, 3:56 AM

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hybrid shore Harriet and John are neighbors

And a plane just crashed.

somber parrot Oct 15, 2025, 4:51 AM

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winter zenith And a plane just crashed.

into an airport's baggage area

winter zenith Oct 15, 2025, 5:12 AM

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Then it started some fires

somber parrot Oct 15, 2025, 6:28 AM

#

sent four infants into space

winter zenith Oct 17, 2025, 7:02 AM

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And went into planet Mars

fallen jetty Oct 17, 2025, 8:35 AM

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while increasing global warming rates

somber parrot Oct 17, 2025, 10:48 AM

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and exponentially boosting baby powder

winter zenith Oct 17, 2025, 11:51 PM

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Then it exploded without reason

somber parrot Oct 18, 2025, 4:42 AM

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and violently discombobulated into ash

hybrid shore Oct 18, 2025, 3:05 PM

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And turned into Hillary John

vast magnet Oct 18, 2025, 8:13 PM

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tepid moat // THATS SIX WORD

// I didn't mean to put a space in nextdoor

winter zenith Oct 19, 2025, 2:38 AM

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hybrid shore And turned into Hillary John

When it happened, they died.

frank kayak Oct 19, 2025, 3:33 PM

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but police is arriving now

winter zenith Oct 19, 2025, 11:04 PM

#

They arrived on the scene

hybrid shore Oct 19, 2025, 11:25 PM

#

And arrested the police officer

somber parrot Oct 20, 2025, 7:28 AM

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because he was coloured green

winter zenith Oct 21, 2025, 9:39 PM

#

He was jailed for years

somber parrot Oct 22, 2025, 7:59 AM

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and was tickled in prison

winter zenith Oct 24, 2025, 1:59 AM

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Then he was finally released

somber parrot Oct 24, 2025, 4:54 AM

#

became a famous soundcloud rapper

winter zenith Oct 24, 2025, 10:30 AM

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He got money from it

somber parrot Oct 24, 2025, 9:19 PM

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but spent it on drugs

winter zenith Oct 25, 2025, 11:27 AM

#

He was arrested once again

somber parrot Oct 26, 2025, 4:19 AM

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and this time for life

spiral fiber Oct 26, 2025, 5:08 AM

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witthout parole. The only way

restive badge Oct 26, 2025, 5:23 AM

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I am driving and I am drunk

cyan egret Oct 26, 2025, 6:04 AM

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thats not a good thing

somber parrot Oct 26, 2025, 6:12 AM

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driving in my car right

cyan egret Oct 26, 2025, 6:16 AM

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after a beer hey that

somber parrot Oct 26, 2025, 7:20 AM

#

bump looks just like a

cyan egret Oct 26, 2025, 1:29 PM

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a very weird looking deer

spiral fiber Oct 26, 2025, 3:22 PM

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. DUI? How about you die?

somber parrot Oct 26, 2025, 8:17 PM

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i'll go a hundred miiiiiiiles

spiral fiber Oct 26, 2025, 8:29 PM

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an hour. Little do you

pallid stream Oct 26, 2025, 8:30 PM

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know, I'm filled up on

spiral fiber Oct 26, 2025, 8:32 PM

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gas. I'mma get your fountain

cyan egret Oct 26, 2025, 9:57 PM

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making a$$. Pulverize this f^ck,

spiral fiber Oct 26, 2025, 10:47 PM

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with my bergentrück, it seems

hybrid shore Oct 27, 2025, 12:15 AM

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You're out of luck... TRUCK!

cyan egret Oct 30, 2025, 11:57 AM

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ow that broke my bones

winter zenith Oct 31, 2025, 1:27 PM

#

and then you actually died

cyan egret Oct 31, 2025, 11:32 PM

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now i have to choose

winter zenith Nov 1, 2025, 2:23 AM

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if you should, do it.

cyan egret Nov 1, 2025, 3:11 AM

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hmm mabye i will not

vernal ice Nov 1, 2025, 8:08 AM

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But I have to though

winter zenith Nov 1, 2025, 9:35 AM

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Respawn or to the graveyards?

frank kayak Nov 5, 2025, 12:33 PM

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i say the graveyards bro

polar vine Nov 15, 2025, 4:13 AM

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Of course, you shall go

cyan egret Nov 15, 2025, 7:03 AM

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nah ill change my mind

winter zenith Nov 15, 2025, 10:10 PM

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You'll respawn in a place

frank kayak Nov 19, 2025, 1:09 PM

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where nothing can stay dead

polar vine Nov 19, 2025, 1:26 PM

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in a loop for eternity

tepid moat Nov 20, 2025, 10:48 AM

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for eternity shall be damned

hybrid shore Nov 23, 2025, 3:05 AM

#

Inside the observable universe forever

white marsh Nov 26, 2025, 11:23 AM

#

anyways john buys a revive

polar vine Nov 26, 2025, 12:04 PM

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hello there, how are you

white marsh Nov 27, 2025, 7:06 AM

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hi i am gingerbread cat!

hybrid shore Nov 27, 2025, 3:40 PM

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Hi i am local sunset

shrewd vortex Dec 4, 2025, 4:48 PM

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no u are a baddie

fair roost Dec 12, 2025, 1:02 AM

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that hasn't ate in twenty-five

white marsh Dec 12, 2025, 4:17 AM

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THATS SIX WORDS YOU LITTLE-

brave briar Dec 12, 2025, 5:00 PM

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lol imagine being mad looooool

safe spire Dec 19, 2025, 8:03 PM

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brave briar lol imagine being mad looooool

I know right for real

brave briar Dec 19, 2025, 9:04 PM

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safe spire I know right for real

yeah like damn, chill out

hybrid shore Dec 19, 2025, 11:21 PM

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Fr take a chill pill

white marsh Dec 20, 2025, 3:31 PM

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Wait but those are expired

hybrid shore Dec 20, 2025, 5:28 PM

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Maybe, take one for fun!

brave briar Dec 20, 2025, 9:17 PM

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what if it kills me?

white marsh Dec 21, 2025, 4:37 AM

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It's a million year expired

hybrid shore Dec 21, 2025, 5:06 PM

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You wont die though, right?

latent pendant Dec 21, 2025, 5:47 PM

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of course not, silly child

hybrid shore Dec 21, 2025, 9:38 PM

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Yay! Lets go eat pill

safe spire Dec 21, 2025, 10:38 PM

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hybrid shore Yay! Lets go eat pill

oh no, i died, sad

hybrid shore Dec 22, 2025, 12:07 AM

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Me too. Lets go sue

torn wadi Dec 24, 2025, 12:03 PM

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Court in two days then

white marsh Dec 26, 2025, 12:43 PM

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its been two days, SUE!!!!!!!!!!

ionic sand Dec 26, 2025, 2:11 PM

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Let's go to the court

brave briar Dec 27, 2025, 8:18 AM

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im at the court now

white marsh Dec 27, 2025, 9:51 AM

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L E T S SUE

vague gazelle Jan 1, 2026, 5:22 AM

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Okay l e ts stew!

hybrid shore Jan 1, 2026, 3:12 PM

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We won!!! Lets eat stew

white marsh Jan 1, 2026, 9:50 PM

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WHO PUT RAT POISON IN

hybrid shore Jan 2, 2026, 12:45 AM

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HELP MY STEW BURNED DOWN

worthy granite Jan 2, 2026, 8:12 AM

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i burnt the water guys

hexed idol Jan 2, 2026, 10:35 AM

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Hot water hurt a lot

white marsh Jan 2, 2026, 12:51 PM

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THE POT IS ON FIRE!!!

hybrid shore Jan 2, 2026, 3:57 PM

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ME SELF IS ON FIRE!!

white marsh Jan 3, 2026, 4:29 AM

#

THE DOG ATE HIS BONES

vague gazelle Jan 3, 2026, 7:00 AM

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AND DOG IS ON FIRE

hybrid shore Jan 3, 2026, 3:49 PM

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EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE NOW

vague gazelle Jan 3, 2026, 4:08 PM

#

OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH

hybrid shore Jan 3, 2026, 4:17 PM

#

Hillary went on a walk.

spare sparrow Jan 3, 2026, 11:15 PM

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The walk bucked her off,

hybrid shore Jan 3, 2026, 11:34 PM

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The walk was actually John.

hexed idol Jan 4, 2026, 8:38 AM

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John, who is this John?

polar vine Jan 4, 2026, 2:19 PM

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John shedletsky's eating FRIED CHICKEN

hybrid shore Jan 4, 2026, 6:58 PM

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hexed idol John, who is this John?

The start of the thread

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Was once hillary and john.

cyan egret Jan 7, 2026, 12:27 AM

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who the hell is John?

unreal badge Jan 7, 2026, 11:32 AM

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A person at the start

hybrid shore Jan 10, 2026, 11:01 PM

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Yeah. Should we continue now?

white marsh Jan 11, 2026, 2:20 AM

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n o l o l

hybrid shore Jan 11, 2026, 3:50 AM

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Was that five words? Idk

white marsh Jan 11, 2026, 6:27 AM

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i t i s !

hybrid shore Jan 11, 2026, 2:41 PM

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I think that was four

shrewd vortex Jan 11, 2026, 8:58 PM

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who actually ever cares anymore

hybrid shore Jan 11, 2026, 10:16 PM

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Me! I kinda do ig

robust ginkgo Jan 12, 2026, 1:19 AM

#

the sand started to boxel

white marsh Jan 12, 2026, 1:22 AM

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then i started to scream

robust ginkgo Jan 12, 2026, 1:27 AM

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it was frankly quite scary

hybrid shore Jan 16, 2026, 3:04 PM

#

But the boxeled sand boxled

white marsh Jan 17, 2026, 6:11 AM

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and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i forgot nvm

hybrid shore Jan 17, 2026, 1:53 PM

#

The chef started to infinite?

white marsh Jan 17, 2026, 2:08 PM

#

Or chat rued, wait no

hybrid shore Jan 17, 2026, 3:13 PM

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The gen has already towned

white marsh Jan 18, 2026, 5:32 AM

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or the story five worded?

cyan egret Jan 18, 2026, 7:15 PM

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what is going on huh

hybrid shore Jan 18, 2026, 7:57 PM

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I have no I (dea)

white marsh Jan 18, 2026, 11:13 PM

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h i i i i!

hybrid shore Jan 19, 2026, 12:29 AM

#

h e l l o

vague gazelle Jan 22, 2026, 11:45 AM

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what i s u p?

white marsh Jan 22, 2026, 11:53 AM

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i do nt kn ow

low gate Jan 25, 2026, 10:25 AM

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white marsh i do nt kn ow

hi guys word word word

hybrid shore Jan 25, 2026, 2:28 PM

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What is this story lol

unreal badge Jan 28, 2026, 1:38 AM

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I don’t have any idea

prisma iris Jan 30, 2026, 10:36 PM

#

Barbara ate Catherine's overweight hamster

hybrid shore Jan 31, 2026, 8:52 PM

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And was eaten by harriet

cyan egret Jan 31, 2026, 9:54 PM

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this story is messed up

spare sparrow Feb 1, 2026, 4:12 AM

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but anywho we must start

white marsh Feb 1, 2026, 4:24 AM

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eating children in my basement

shrewd vortex Feb 8, 2026, 2:38 AM

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they are very juicy indeed

white marsh Feb 8, 2026, 8:32 AM

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what u mean by that.

spiral fiber Feb 8, 2026, 3:01 PM

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// is this a 5 word story or a 5 word conversation...

white marsh Feb 8, 2026, 11:06 PM

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spiral fiber // is this a 5 word story or a 5 word conversation...

it is usually both actually

shrewd vortex Feb 14, 2026, 3:39 AM

#

garlic loaf kitty is right

spare sparrow Feb 14, 2026, 1:58 PM

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, but please, Jerry's Bait Shop

shrewd vortex Feb 14, 2026, 4:36 PM

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where can i find childbait?

prisma iris Feb 15, 2026, 7:24 AM

#

shrewd vortex where can i find childbait?

At the candy isle duhh

torn wadi Feb 16, 2026, 10:22 PM

#

The Earth formed after 4.5B.

prisma iris Feb 17, 2026, 5:54 AM

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After 4.5B what apples bananas?

covert mulch Feb 17, 2026, 8:29 PM

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yes actually 4.5B bananas correct

prisma iris Feb 17, 2026, 10:54 PM

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Very interesting process of thought

violet flax Feb 18, 2026, 12:31 AM

#

Pineapple kiosk schenectady fuck amortization

prisma iris Feb 18, 2026, 3:54 PM

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Another one having a stroke.

covert mulch Feb 20, 2026, 5:33 PM

#

How truly tragic it is.

cyan egret Feb 21, 2026, 7:42 AM

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what the hell was that

covert mulch Feb 21, 2026, 3:42 PM

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i have absolutely no idea

tepid moat Feb 25, 2026, 2:30 AM

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what the fuck just happened

prisma iris Feb 25, 2026, 2:08 PM

#

Great heavens what just happend

unreal badge Feb 25, 2026, 2:20 PM

#

I don’t have any idea

prisma iris Feb 25, 2026, 6:19 PM

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OF COURSE GERNT IS CLUELESS

unreal badge Feb 26, 2026, 3:40 AM

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Hey that’s not very nice

covert mulch Feb 26, 2026, 4:03 PM

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-"i eat sandwiches"- said name

unreal badge Feb 26, 2026, 7:43 PM

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That is inspiring to me

tulip musk Feb 26, 2026, 8:14 PM

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yeah, very, very inspiring indeed

uncut glacier Feb 26, 2026, 8:46 PM

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fire fire fire fire fire

tulip musk Feb 26, 2026, 9:22 PM

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FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE

unreal badge Feb 26, 2026, 9:52 PM

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Hey that is four words

prisma iris Feb 26, 2026, 10:23 PM

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I was wrong about Gernt

uncut glacier Feb 26, 2026, 10:38 PM

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Yummy goats milk Yummy milk

prisma iris Feb 26, 2026, 10:43 PM

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Very interesting nuclear "hello 911?"

uncut glacier Feb 26, 2026, 10:45 PM

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. @grim quarry is my alt yay

prisma iris Feb 26, 2026, 10:45 PM

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I love chewing on @grim quarry

uncut glacier Feb 26, 2026, 10:46 PM

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Yah, i do too @grim quarry

prisma iris Feb 26, 2026, 10:47 PM

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Its so soft and chewy

uncut glacier Feb 26, 2026, 10:47 PM

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and it is radioactive yah

prisma iris Feb 26, 2026, 10:48 PM

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Mmmhm γ-radiation is nice

unreal badge Feb 27, 2026, 3:36 AM

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prisma iris I was wrong about Gernt

Yes you absolutely were wrong

prisma iris Feb 27, 2026, 1:39 PM

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unreal badge Yes you absolutely were wrong

Nevermind I take it back

unreal badge Feb 27, 2026, 8:49 PM

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Oh shucks I am sorry

vernal ice Mar 6, 2026, 2:01 PM

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I accidently hit u with

polar vine Mar 6, 2026, 2:01 PM

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A thermonuclear hydrogen bomb. Sorry!

unreal badge Mar 6, 2026, 8:01 PM

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No you are completely fine

covert mulch Mar 7, 2026, 1:52 AM

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nukes? must be a friday

wet robin Mar 7, 2026, 2:08 AM

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I love industrialist in roblox!

covert mulch Mar 7, 2026, 2:17 PM

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it is a great game!

hybrid shore Mar 7, 2026, 11:26 PM

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It is indeed! Word word

covert mulch Mar 8, 2026, 12:53 AM

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very indeed, very much so

nova mason Mar 8, 2026, 2:55 AM

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Unlike the disease called pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

tepid moat Mar 9, 2026, 8:59 AM

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i wonder what pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis mean

prisma iris Mar 9, 2026, 10:21 AM

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tepid moat i wonder what pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis mean

Its illness by volcano dust

nova mason Mar 9, 2026, 8:46 PM

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prisma iris Its illness by volcano dust

very fine volcanic ash dust

prisma iris Mar 9, 2026, 8:48 PM

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tepid moat i wonder what pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis mean

Imagine having hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia reading this

covert mulch Mar 10, 2026, 5:25 PM

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AHHHHH WHY THAT WORD WRITTEN

tulip musk Mar 10, 2026, 6:39 PM

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truly scary, very, very scary

prisma iris Mar 10, 2026, 7:16 PM

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tulip musk truly scary, very, very scary

Especially if you have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

covert mulch Mar 10, 2026, 7:57 PM

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY WORD TYPED AGAIN

nova mason Mar 10, 2026, 9:12 PM

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hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia antidisestablishmentarianism pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis supercalifragilisticexpealadocious titin

prisma iris Mar 10, 2026, 9:34 PM

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nova mason hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia antidisestablishmentarianism pneumonoultram...

I Bet @covert mulch'll heart attacks.

nova mason Mar 10, 2026, 9:35 PM

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you shouldn'tn'tn'tn'tn't use contractions mayben't

unreal badge Mar 10, 2026, 11:09 PM

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I definitely think you should

prisma iris Mar 10, 2026, 11:19 PM

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I HOPE YOU HAVE hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

nova mason Mar 10, 2026, 11:46 PM

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Ive been cheated by you

covert mulch Mar 11, 2026, 12:16 AM

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prisma iris I Bet <@1325823374999425026>'ll heart attacks.

@covert mulch had no heart attacks

white marsh Mar 11, 2026, 3:26 AM

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How are you so sure?

covert mulch Mar 11, 2026, 3:27 AM

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because I AM NAME! HUZZAH!

prisma iris Mar 11, 2026, 9:34 AM

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covert mulch because I AM NAME! HUZZAH!

I'ma still defibrillate you HUZZAH!

covert mulch Mar 11, 2026, 3:21 PM

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//lol

nova mason Mar 11, 2026, 10:47 PM

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But the electricity went out

prisma iris Mar 11, 2026, 11:14 PM

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nova mason But the electricity went out

It's battery charged dummy HUZZAH!

nova mason Mar 11, 2026, 11:26 PM

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prisma iris It's battery charged dummy HUZZAH!

batteries dead for 25 years

prisma iris Mar 11, 2026, 11:27 PM

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nova mason batteries dead for 25 years

Uses crank shaft for electricity

nova mason Mar 11, 2026, 11:28 PM

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prisma iris _Uses crank shaft for electricity_

Crank shaft too much tension

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//not five words

prisma iris Mar 11, 2026, 11:32 PM

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nova mason Crank shaft too much tension

Uses tremendously large solar panels

nova mason Mar 11, 2026, 11:33 PM

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Night time comes, no batteries

prisma iris Mar 11, 2026, 11:37 PM

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nova mason Night time comes, no batteries

Uses the included wind turbines

nova mason Mar 11, 2026, 11:37 PM

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You are in a valley

prisma iris Mar 11, 2026, 11:40 PM

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nova mason You are in a valley

Uses stable nuclear fission energy

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//thAT is ONly 4 WOrdS

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//jk but still

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//god I love spongecase generators

nova mason Mar 11, 2026, 11:47 PM

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The turbine is terribly rusty

prisma iris Mar 11, 2026, 11:48 PM

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nova mason The turbine is terribly rusty

It'll just squeak a lot

nova mason Mar 11, 2026, 11:49 PM

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prisma iris It'll just squeak a lot

Like the rust is sticky

prisma iris Mar 11, 2026, 11:51 PM

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nova mason Like the rust is sticky

Pressure will always be winning

nova mason Mar 11, 2026, 11:52 PM

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prisma iris Pressure will always be winning

I break hole in it

prisma iris Mar 11, 2026, 11:53 PM

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nova mason I break hole in it

You get burn from pressure

nova mason Mar 12, 2026, 7:24 AM

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prisma iris You get burn from pressure

I block other water exit

prisma iris Mar 12, 2026, 1:33 PM

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nova mason I block other water exit

You drown from excessive water

nova mason Mar 12, 2026, 3:55 PM

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prisma iris You drown from excessive water

I set off a nuke

prisma iris Mar 12, 2026, 4:39 PM

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I set of tsar bomba

covert mulch Mar 12, 2026, 5:52 PM

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why would you do that?

prisma iris Mar 12, 2026, 6:28 PM

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Why shouldn't I do that?

covert mulch Mar 12, 2026, 11:37 PM

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i have no idea lol

ashen tundra Mar 13, 2026, 5:54 AM

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I ate the tsar bomba

white marsh Mar 13, 2026, 10:02 AM

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Logically you would die though

prisma iris Mar 13, 2026, 1:59 PM

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No shit Sherlock really now?

polar patioBOT Mar 13, 2026, 8:26 PM

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@violet flax Message flagged by meese detection.
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prisma iris Mar 14, 2026, 8:22 PM

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SHUT UP BARABARA YOU'RE HATED!

nova mason Mar 16, 2026, 12:39 AM

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I ate the Russian tsar

prisma iris Mar 16, 2026, 5:42 AM

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Why you're doing necro cannibalism?

nova mason Mar 16, 2026, 7:03 AM

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oh no i removed the flesh

prisma iris Mar 16, 2026, 2:45 PM

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So you're a bone eater?

nova mason Mar 16, 2026, 10:29 PM

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out of context sounds bad

prisma iris Mar 16, 2026, 10:31 PM

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He's a Boner, laugh everybody!

nova mason Mar 16, 2026, 10:34 PM

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what if i am notn'tn'tn'tn'tn'tn'tn'tn'tn'tn't

white marsh Mar 17, 2026, 1:07 PM

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prisma iris So you're a bone eater?

Skeleton you better watch out

ashen tundra Mar 20, 2026, 7:39 AM

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nova mason out of context sounds bad

Bad? Bad to the bone?

nova mason Mar 20, 2026, 7:40 AM

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ashen tundra Bad? Bad to the bone?

bad to the bone indeed

prisma iris Mar 20, 2026, 4:47 PM

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Are you big boned then?

shrewd vortex Mar 20, 2026, 7:44 PM

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why are you asking fatty

torn wadi Apr 1, 2026, 9:39 PM

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Because it's harmful to everyone

zealous lion Apr 1, 2026, 10:24 PM

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What if it's not though?

unreal badge Apr 2, 2026, 2:14 AM

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But what if it is

vernal ice Apr 19, 2026, 1:53 PM

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It's making me supercalifragilisticexpialidocious though

cyan egret Apr 20, 2026, 2:56 AM

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I’m very confused right now

limber gorge Apr 21, 2026, 3:30 PM

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🛸 woa did yall see that

#five word story

and the wizard cast fireball!!!