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a time
a bean
sucked a
Piece of
Deez Nuts
And then
The Discord
went kablooy
because he
a toilet
after taco
and then
died horribly
and 100000
meowing cats
came after
on the
bed so
he became
gen alpha
and fortnite
gave him
severe trauma
unfortunately he
became the
fornite monster
and got
free Vbucks
and FBI
raided his
house because
he was
taco bell
master and
then the
worst came
freddy fazbear
kidnapped him
and held
him hostage
for ransom
but duolingo
saved him
and killed
freddy fazbear
duolingo kissed
the beanπ³
bean blushed
and then
duolingo unzipped
bean saw
true identity
cheeka from
fnaf and
then had
cute baby
and posted
it on
FaceBook for
facebook moms
to see
me growing
on tiktok
and also
he ate
24 cans
of cum
Ligma balls
Then heehee
Michael Jackson
At 3
2 1
up at
pearl harbour
because he
was the
"world's greatest
asshole at
pain ball"
but duolingo
spanish vanished
and freddy
fazbear died
Because of
duolingo's spanish
which kissed
him in
the bean
warehouse trademark
which is
the greatest
in ohio
sussy balls-
bonnie from
emptiness came
and fnaf4
died alive
and demotized
and exploded
fnaf4 demonitized
Then bean
fucked up
at Fukushima
and slept
like a
tired man
because of
diarrhea symptoms
and fortnite
he exploded
into a
big poop
of beans
smiley face
then committed
FUKUSHIMA because
what just
duolingo said
"i died"
before a
world extinction
because of
the end
of time
adventures and
friendships BUT
among us
Once lived
a homosexual
Which was
really into
fornite gaming
but his
grandma said
YOU CAN'T
PLAY FORTNITE
the guy
pissed his
bedroom and
had stones
And his
angry grandma
Tried to
smash his
gaming computer
but he
punched her
In the
gyat hole
She threw
Up in
His mouth
insulted him
for being
and burned
His shit
down so
He asked
"stop posting"
and threw
A bomb
at Palestine
's president
And then
Buried himself
like a
slimy worm
Then he
nuked the
and then
kim pressed
and nuked
the moon
Enough of
we should
probably start
kim and
a missile
bombed the
Taliban of
kentucky so
i personally
will not
take that
So i
Bombed them
and farted
On them
then killed
The town
He laughed
hysterically and
said "this
shall be
the last
sentence ever
" he spoke
of it.
then he
tried to
shoot himself?
Except he
missed by
1.2 micrometers
Because he
is afraid
Of the
gun pointing
At him
then he
Went to
the town
To do
more killing
Of orphans
that were
orphaned, so
He blew
a fuse
on the
Orphananage building
causing it
to blow
up and
destroy 20
bucks on
the table
he said
"wow, that
Man there
Was gay
" he said
as he
renamed himself
my_mistake
His father
shit himself
in a
british bar
Rubber duck
7/11 bathroom
Then he
found a
lucky penny
On the
side of
the road
His father
The road
and SAID
"Wow, that
Was gay
sure be
my mistake
He thought
"I'm tired
of the
length of
My cock
and cut
IT OFF
by 5
Just like
famous rapper
kanye west
so he
had regrets
and said
"I want
a bigger
to fuck
but replace
f with
d so
it spells
duck a
Dick come
my mistake
original gangster
No this
was the
dick brick
of all
(okay lets stop with the nsfw now)
(papfan123 was the start of our character nsfw arc)
shut up
he regret
no u
Bro stop
messing with
Hammer time
or I
Your loaf
tiger with
sandwhich vibes
and also
Eats feces
which is
very weird
because we
in canada
just kidding
the canadians
took oil
from egypt
for fame
of america
and then
to jimmy
NPC's pet
tortoise whom
was hated
by donald
trump because
it ate
his fries
which costed
400 rupees
and a
kidney stone
. the npc
hated us
so much
, we screamed
out of
gasoline masks
and cried,
UNYIPPI IS
FAT" loudly.
the npc
Said "it
IS TIME
TO COMMIT
WARCRIMES" he
recap of everything we said:
hammer time! or i will kill your loaf tiger with sandwhich vibes and also eats feces which is very weird because we kill everyone in canada, just kidding, the canadians took oil from egypt for fame of america and then send it to jimmy. i killed the NPC's pet tortoise whom was hated by donald trump because it ate his fries which costed 400 rupeses and a kidney stone. the npc hated us so much, we screamed out of gasoline masks and cried, "UNYIPPI IS FAT" loudly, the npt said "IT IS TIME TO COMMIT WARCRIMES", he went to iceland's volcanoes and dug seventeen miles to china's fake and ate warpigs forever but died, npc's life is cool but we did some bad things such as hoarding gasoline with a smirk on biden's face. life was so unfair! when we invaded yugoslavia ten centuries with pooped out fat man, little boy, neutron star and peppa flavored cocaine and methanol flavored pianos, killed joshua from home and fucked john cena, sadly ligma got em and i died from uranium powder. to remember our comrade we nuked kim's bed and his boyfriend trump and pet named XI the great dildo of meat and the nobel prize winner, james charles hated this dragon p*ssy wiener toy so he backflipped off NPC's ashes into pond, the gasoline from libya was horrible but delectable. peppa investagated italian olives. it smelled like pineapples so they implded spontanesously. HAMMER TIME! (again) squashed olives from sicilian taste like bird poop. NPC respawns. kim had enough of spongebob's shenanigans. NPC says "god save america and china" with such anger that every mouse in hokkaido screamed out "help me" and combusted. kim jong un went to the NPC's. then i blew up donald trump's kingsized bed. kim was utterly mind-blown literaly LMAO'ing and ROFL-ing. obamam stepped in lots of puddles of enriched uranium. then he becaome slovenian. the msound:1eese ate the NPC's frog's daughter but then
went to
iceland's volcanoes'
and dug
seventeen miles
to china
's fake
and ate
warpigs forever
but died
, npc's life
is cool
but we
did some
bad things
such as
hoarding gasoline
with a
smirk on
biden's face.
life was
NO PING
so unfair! (*in a girly voice*)
when we
invaded Yugoslavia
ten centuries
with @olive zephyr
pooped out
Fat Man
, Little boy,
Neutron star,
and peppa
flavored cocaine
and methanol
Flavored pianos
killed Joshua
Died from
uranium powder
2 WORDS
plutonium bombs
. To remember
our comrade
we nuked
kim's bed
and his
Boyfriend Trump
and pet
Named XI
the great
meat and
the nobel
Prize winner.
hated this
Dragon poosay
wiener toy
so he
Backflipped off
NPC's ashes
into pond
. the gasoline
from libya
was horrible
but delectable π
peppa investagated
italian olives
it smelled
like pineapples
so they
imploded spontaneously
HAMMER TIME! (again)
squashed olives
from sicilian
taste like
bird poop
NPC respawns.
kim had
enough of
spongebob's shenanigans
NPC says "
π¬π§ god save
AMERICA π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ "
and china
with such
anger that
Every mouse
in hokkaido
screamed out
"HELP ME"
and combusted
kim jong
un to
the NPC's
Then i
blew up
donald trump's
kingsized bed
kim was
utterly mind-blown
literaly LMAO'ing
and ROFL-ing
obama stepped ||(in)||
lots of
puddles of
ENRICHED URANIUM
then he
became slovenian
ate the
NPC's frog
's daughter
but then
the NPC
did nothing
but he
did nothing
but he
DID NOTHING
AND STILL
DID NOTHING
and then
DID NOTHING
FOR AGES.
AND SO,
THEN DID
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
FOREVER UNTIL
February 2078
mario joined,
ate me
then left.
and shit
and then
NPC hated
the entire
plot and
ate the
road bricks.
"these bricks
were tasty,
imma ingest
, like 95kgs."
then i'll
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
then came
a spider
And the
road worker
Tried to
beat the
Poor spider
and NPC
Saw it
, said "HEY!!!
leave that
" - albert einstein
very emotional
, but still
we have
road worker,
working on
september 11.
the spider
ran to
the airplane
of NPC
because he
's scared of
NPC dying
, and btw
NPC is
straight and
spider is
on the
seat watching
drake's leak
he thought
, the road
was a
MESS! but
he cant
fix a
road because
its near
the sea
of content
so he
on road
ragers and
Twitter was
FUCKING ANGRY!
so he
teamed up
with NPC
, 4chan and
his nemesis
and nate.
they all
banged your
mother and
second worst
pocket medic
to happen
and the
sentry is
sapped goddamnit
, the brick
hits a
beatboxer from
nigeria and
two birds
chirped then
it was
killed by
one stone.
funeral time
for fish
sad moment
please cry
because its
sad, etcetera.
funeral over
everyone normal (sorta
)
party time!!
everyone dancing
drink soda
and mentos
coca-cola espuma
with parmesan
cheese yum
and cobalt
it was
delicious/horrendous
but also
a delicacy
need more
juice and
some coffee
when i
have a
drink, NPC's
buthole exploded
And he
dies lol
just kidding,
he actually
sent cheese
because the
tax rate
is high
And money
is low
so he
decided to
send it!
and then
swiss goverment
came and
gave compliments
france-ify toilets
to make
norwegian sashimi
taste skibidi ππ½
shit in
pots of
sixty nine
diaper technology
embedded protactinium
uranium is
cool as
a block
of swiss
milk chocolate
yum, anyways
NPC steps
up a
builders "hole"
In my
lawn today,
1943 edition
up chernobyl
and then
we went
visiting kim
with granny's
,kim was
alive for
two seconds
,then he
went to
the shitter
and commited
a crime
so bad,
that he
blew up
was dead
and commited
several war
Crimes in
the US
which discraced
ilikemoss and
accidentally vaporized
14 liters
of a
sned concentration
that was
working on
a new
cure for
sned addiction
about trump
and putin's
computer with
a donkey
and TheHub
got him
a consequence
which led
to his
death with
memz on
a boat
and computer
that contains
bing remover
and a
bag of
quince jam
virus pot
Which are
me when 700 message
eaten by
solar zoze
and a
very hungry
cattapiller with
an egg
full of
uranium and
Gasoline with
some radium
And then
he shat
on pigeon
, anyways, the
nuggets feliznavidaded
and went
to jb
and kill
ur mom's
fish and
his dad
a coconut,
Fell on
my head
like its
just kabloomed
like ||hiroshima||
thats so
"trust funds"
said biden,
and sqec
and RedBirdly
because it
likes nouser
, he commited
arson with
his bestie
, Bojo. Then
trump literaly
ate tacos
like im
as if
he existed
before void_script
got obliterated
underage void
Script dimension
is a
part of
pyongyang embassy
and sqec
,redbirdly, jayd
and more
funni kaeuds
and also
one caramel
bar please
im hungy!
is it
summer please?
" said the
man behind
my backyard
which shouldn't
be there
... anyways, its
,so i
pooped in
the sink
IRS asked
"WHAT THE
FUCK IS
BRO DOIN????!?!?!
,GET OUT"
And i
sat there,
eating popcorn
and laughing
at the
events happening
in moscow
anyways, next
wide putin
will be
mine forever!!!!
unless it
eats dog
,just kidding
im not
THAT dumb
no u
are lol
haha imagine
if i
actually did
actualy nevermind
he died
just kidding
, sb said "
five cats
asked me
in yugoslavia
and then
ryan knocks.
the door
He said
"sandboxels suggestion:
Huge nuke
and also
Blue meth"
,Red methly
Was made
in north
korea because
Of ryan
bombing all
nearby mcdonalds
which made
the north
go bald
to drink
liquid uranium
while running
on a
But he
got a
double cheeseburger
But it
had ICBM
and I
launched all'
of us