#One Word Story
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'cuz
he
was
||Drunk||
as
he
had
drank
thousands
he
ate
chicken
broth
too
And
killed
he
me
100
stop
posting
about
Numbers
said
Sex
wasn't
a
good
sport
So
A
Old
woman
Attacked
a
piano
and
killed
baby
girl
A
song
combusted
In
flames
And
no-one
cared
But
the
willaim
Afton
guy
Shit
his
pants
and
threw
shit
on
kids
Who
now
cancer
The
fingernail
Fungus
hydrogen
A
useless
duo
of
cheese
.
Once
Elon
Musky
Had
Finally
taken
all
the
Money,
So
The
Zuckerberg
farted
on
kim
jon
un
And
north
west
south
East
.One
Day
frederick
went
To
Britain
To
across
The
Pizzeria
And
stole
1200
burgurs
and
Took
oil
from
africa
because
kanye
all
over
because
they
did
make
the
Frog
in
italy
which
gooned
His
Wife
On
a
cross
and
then
the
association
nuked
pizzarias
pizzarias
with
frenchies
frog
like
association's
and
1200
birds
that
hate
edging
cornering*
potatoes
edging
kim
died
tragicly
cuz
he
Died
from
death
by
nothing
thats
gay
lol
аnyways
you
should
become
sus,
and
get
voted
out
even
when
you’re
not
imposter
but
you
just
died
because
of
4chan's
users
pranks
of
chaos
which
caused
death
, btw
i
just
died
jk,
I’m
alive...
but
im
injured
cuz
the
prank
hammering
nails
into
jesus
and
mumbo
so
I’m
fried
chicken
with
sauce
and
pizza
with [speaking of pizza im eating some rn]
pineapple
and [i hate you for that]
broccoli
sausage [thats even worse…]
And
ranch
idk whats happening lol
. Once
upon
some
time,
fish
Into
eachother
and
fell
Into
quicksand,
Killing
Them.
Some
Survived,
While
others
Didn’t
. donald
trump
visited
Jesus
and
NPC (this is a reference to WAY earlier)
met
, then
he
asked
about
Obama
and
died
Because
of
frog
And
it
Exploded
in
came
With
eggs
And
respawned.
Once
Upon
a
Time
Humans
Loved
Frogs
camals
and
Decided
to
Eat
the
Dirt
And
NPC
Ate
Sand
for
Nutrients
And
Protein
from
Worms
in
Africa
In
Nigeria
, the
Caves
in
leafs
were
Bright
, in
Heaven
, you
Get
ANYTHING,
Including
Health
And
dougless M.
That
can
Create
Death
And
Flame
With
Telepathic
Powers
, and
Pyrokinesis
. the
Worms
Died
With
Poison
And
grace
. One
minute...
There
We
Go,
That's
Good
, back
After
The
lobotomy
Challenge
we
can
die
peacefully
now
its
finished.
Gracefully,
, perection
occurs
when
You
cook
methamphetamine
(btw i knew you were going to say that)
to
tell
the
chemists
that
Jesse’s
isn't
gay
and
Joe
is
yo
. meanwhile
, waltuh
white
is
editting
videos
, jk
he
is
actually
editting
comments
discord
is
angry
about
waltuh
doing
editting
on
messages
from
#1019822185197621381
. Among
us,
sussy
--est isn't
red
cuz
it’s
waltuh!
Dummy
even
Donald
hates
life
, waltuh,
death
and
life
, the
movie
about
life,
was
horrible
, like
your
waltuh 🤣
black
, also
water
white
is
hated
by
trump
And
JFK
because
he
was
cooking
methamphetamine
, waltuh
black
isn't
black
, he
loves
sacks
of
children
, 4channers
suck
they
suck
jk
They
are
actually
cool
like
they
are
hacking
with
exploits
on-2B2T
and
hausemaster
aswell
hates
monkeys
like
popbob/waltuh
and
Birdly
[this is getting concerning]
's good.
but
nice
(Not)
(not) bad!
You
are
ugly
jk
, you
so
ugly
jk
, you
jk
, you
jk
JOKING
RIGHT
wrong
NOW
?!?!?! No.
you
Are
ugly [to waltuh]
Jk
uglier
Jk
ugliest
CORRECT!
Jk
annoying
waltuh
not
good
he
says
Jk
he
is
annoying
potato
and
Good
at
nothing
Into
annoying
and
pumped
crypto
currencies
Into
overinflation
, I
like
Birdly
maybe
cool
but
and
birdly!
He
Cool
cuz
He
Isn’t
Bad
, also
He
is
Cool
Awesome
and
W
Waltuh
isn't
Cool
because
He
just
Is
Cool
Jk
he's
Annoying
isn't
Bad
Jk
waltuh,
Is
Bad
And
Birdly
is very very good an im not joking lol.
True
It
Is
sunny
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
is
very
rat
poison
like
die
i
love
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
, i
Want
to
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
myself.
and
fly
to
the
mall
of
flys
and
worms
to
eat
turkey
dinner
from
last
year
and
legit
rotted
like
alot
, the
world
is
burnt
place
nothing
is
everything
, i
am
going
insane
cause
, the
rats
ARE
dead
thank
god…
NPC
means
that
we
Gay
jk
We
straight.
person
is
Gay
but
has
straight
rizz
hammer
called
their
ex
and
Bother
to
Eat
15
of
uranium
filled
with
cyanide
from
jupiter
,also
Bread
sticks
out
my
thingything
down
a
status
man
sb
cannot
give
a
to
Everyone
so
sb
ate
whoppers
to
become
famous 😭
at
3AM
in
mcdonald’s
play
place
and
get
five
people
to
cannibalize
The_End.
of
the
pipe
that
it
was
a
sewage
flood
stank
that
killed
noses
?
and
cats
By
thunder
and
then
he
went
to
romania
, the
place
where
someone
literaly
took
my
fish
and
sneakers
"bEcAuSe
ThEy
sTiNk"
so
i
eat
their
sneakers
HAH
,romania
ate
ALL
the
coca
,it
fuck you.
this
is
the
quote
of]\
the
piped
pope
, believe
in
burgur
, then
the
burger
will
explode
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
and
exploded
pies
On
the
moon!
and
in
the
curiousity
uhh
its
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
so
you-lose!
But
if
I
Went
Inside
Man
It
WOULD
Take
the
Taxi
but..
stop
bro
i
want
Some
macaroni
Nuke-flavoured
cause
Im
hungy
for
Destruction
and
malice
To
-wards
Ryan
and
Said
DIE
IDIOT
WE
WILL
FART.
Down
so
He
decides
that
farting
tsar
bomba
Is
a
lethal
what?
Then
a
lethal
bomb!
It
❌
🇽
X
✖️
No
I
Went
insane
Because
of
rats
inside
my
tummy!
And
what
the
fuck
bad
guys
are
asking
to
When
Is
Deez
nuts!1!1!!1!!!!1!1!!
// Would the numbers after punctuation technically be their own words?
// its its like a ! but 1
he
liked
minors
WHAT
?!?!
Oops
In
the
Butt
hole
Yay!
yipee
,i
am
an
homosexual
horray
yipee
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Aequeosalinocalcalinoceraceoaluminosocupreovitriolic
reallyfuckinglongwordthatactuallyhasnomeaningbutihavetomakeitlongerthanthepreviousoneandheythanksforreadingsomuchihopeyouencountermanykindsnekstoday
life.
never
why
what
happened
,probably
my
dagger
have
rust
Yummy
cake
rots
in
Thangorodrim
and
Numenor
methanol
because
insanity
would
consume
cheese
while
doing
Drugs
With
hunter
guy
, but
the
extremely
Dangerous
nuclear
Bird
fire
.
rest
on
yo
bed
.
or
.
suffer
.
the
consequences
!
so
go
buy
a
playstore
game
and
where
He
Jumped
off
a
cliff
and
died
a
horrible
death
,
Brazen
bull
from
my
home
ate
a
baby!
police
died
of
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
But
pigs
decided
to
assemble
a
Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphiokarabomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon
and
die.
Plane