#off-topic
golden cairn
granite oxide
salt water?
hallow orbit
Oily water?
golden cairn
Your tears?
haughty oriole
Boiled water?
golden cairn
Miko why you keep saying what?
sleek shadow
Miko why you keep saying what?
i thought that dogs tail was at the top of its head till i realized it wasnt
ember kayak
water water?
sleek shadow
also:
did you hear abt the walnut at the cashew party?
golden cairn
sleek shadow
it was nuts. 🥁
umbral bay
Hot water
sleek shadow
why did a poodle buy a clock?
umbral bay
Why are elevator jokes so good?
sleek shadow
Why are elevator jokes so good?
they work on so many levels
regal terrace
Me because I’m not water I am the Freeze lol
hallow orbit
Why are elevator jokes so good?
They work on sooo many levels
sleek shadow
why did a poodle buy a clock?
bc it wanted to be a watchdog.
alr im out of jokes for the afternoon lol
weak ravine
Random genetics
Toddler to adult
elements
For a sims cas challenge 🤔
granite oxide
so we get some more tonight? awesome.
rich lake
where do you take someone whos been injured in a peekaboo accident?
umbral bay
Eye doctor?
haughty oriole
Boo Doctor?
rich lake
the ICU (i see you)
hallow orbit
where do you take someone whos been injured in a peekaboo accident?
The icu! 😂🩵
sleek shadow
the ICU (i see you)
how clever!
rich lake
why cant you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
haughty oriole
Because the p is silent? 😂
hallow orbit
what do you call a lazy kangaroo?
Lazygroo?
haughty oriole
A kanga-walk?
granite oxide
the ICU (i see you)
run by Doctors Mike Wizowski, Doctor Sully and Doctor Yogi Bear. First two dealt with Boos and Yogi Bear has dealt with Boo Boos. x'd
rich lake
what do you call a lazy kangaroo?
a pouch-potato
haughty oriole
a pouch-potato
Omg I love that lol
rich lake
Omg I love that lol
I find all my best dad jokes on tiktok
haughty oriole
Tiktok is great for dad jokes fr
rich lake
what has five toes but isnt your foot?
plucky sand
a hand?
hallow orbit
what has five toes but isnt your foot?
My hand?
rich lake
my foot...ill see myself out
haughty oriole
Piano?
granite oxide
someone else's foot
modern breach
rich lake
hahaha yalls hands have toes?
granite oxide
i guess they call their hands with toes and feet fingers. so when they say finger food must eat wth their feet right? jk
plucky sand
hahaha yalls hands have toes?
maybe 
haughty oriole
Wait… I got it. Toe truck?
hallow orbit
hahaha yalls hands have toes?
Yes 😂
rich lake
what do you call and old snowman?
modern breach
A puddle
hallow orbit
what do you call and old snowman?
Water puddle?
umbral bay
5 mins
granite oxide
snow grandpa?
rich lake
Water puddle?
that could work too - its a glass of water
which is faster, hot or cold?
teal peak
uh hot because you can... catch a cold?
rich lake
uh hot because you can... catch a cold?
yes!! lol
spark light
Why shouldn't you wear glasses when you play football?
haughty oriole
Its a contact sport?
spark light
That was fast!
hallow orbit
Why shouldn't you wear glasses when you play football?
Because it’s a contact sport ?
spark light
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
hallow orbit
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
They both love honey?
granite oxide
the
rich lake
where can you find a fish in orbit?
haughty oriole
Outer reef??
hasty tundra
Hey I need 3 rising purple flowers, is anyone available on ps5 to let me join so I could get them my game is bugged and it isn't spawning those flowers, I need them for a quest?
bold kindle
Random genetics
Toddler to adult
elements
For a sims cas challenge 🤔
Blue eyes, YA, Fire
hallow orbit
where can you find a fish in orbit?
Inner circle?
rich lake
trouter space!
weak ravine
Blue eyes, YA, Fire
Ooo lol I will definitely make my fire sim have blue eyes it's a challenge you gonna make all the elements like fire ice water air earth as sims
sweet vector
Hey I need 3 rising purple flowers, is anyone available on ps5 to let me join so...
It's best to ask in #no-spoiler-chat and #spoiler-chat as this is for non game talk
bold kindle
Ooo lol I will definitely make my fire sim have blue eyes it's a challenge you g...
So water sim has red eyes, earth sims grey eyes and wind sim brown eyes
granite oxide
A man walked into a bar and said ow.
sweet marsh
weak ravine
So water sim has red eyes, earth sims grey eyes and wind sim brown eyes
Oooo I'll take notes lol
hallow orbit
A man walked into a bar and said ow.
Huh?
haughty oriole
He walked into a literal bar lol get it?
rich lake
why do aliens always spill their tea?
spark light
||They have flying saucers||?
weak ravine
The joke chat gpt just gave me 🤣
hallow orbit
why do aliens always spill their tea?
I dunno? 😩
haughty oriole
Because its out of this world?
rich lake
they have flying saucers!
weak ravine
I just got the joke 🤣
granite oxide
What did the horse say after tripping in a pothole?
haughty oriole
That’s what I was going to guess haha
hallow orbit
I didn’t get it? 🤔😳
weak ravine
I'm to distracted by Seth Rollins and sims updating rn 🤣
granite oxide
"Help, I've fallen and I can't giddy up."
rich lake
"Help, I've fallen and I can't giddy up."
HAHAHAHAHA
haughty oriole
Love that!!!
weak ravine
I knew that was coming
lucid aurora
I’m having trouble receiving my moonstones and I don’t know what to do
sweet marsh
"Help, I've fallen and I can't giddy up."
I literally laughed out loud 😂
hallow orbit
"Help, I've fallen and I can't giddy up."
Good one Adam!! 😂😂😂
spark light
I’m having trouble receiving my moonstones and I don’t know what to do
Hey there! This channel is for general chat unrelated to DDLV, but please check out the #📢game-news channel for the latest updates on this known issue. They are actively working on a fix so hopefully we hear more soon!
hallow orbit
I literally laughed out loud 😂
Yaaaay, congratulations on leveling up! 🎉🩵
haughty oriole
Congrats @sweet marsh !!
spark light
Welcome to Valley Hero!
A magician was walking down the street. Then suddenly, he turned into a grocery store.
hallow orbit
Two tomato’s was walking over a road, then one of them got flattened, and the other one yelled, common ketchup
granite oxide
Making mirrors is a job I can really see myself doing.
hallow orbit
What falls, but never needs a bandage?
plucky sand
it's dad joke hour?!?!
spark light
🪜 This is my step ladder.
I never knew my real ladder 
granite oxide
I read a book about about helium once. I couldn't put it down.
haughty oriole
What falls, but never needs a bandage?
Leaf?
spark light
What falls, but never needs a bandage?
My spirits? 
granite oxide
let's make mud together?
hallow orbit
let's make mud together?
Close but not what I was looking for 😇
Answer iiiiisss ||If you keep this up, my name will be mud||
granite oxide
Bacon and eggs go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve breakfast here."
sweet marsh
Answer iiiiisss ||If you keep this up, my name will be mud||
You could also be "you're mudding my reputation" sorry that's super bad 😂
spark light
6:30 is my favorite time of day,
hands down
hallow orbit
I wanted to buy some camo pants the other day, but couldn't find any
Why do oranges wear sunscreen?
granite oxide
so they won't peel?
weak ravine
Batcave or batroom
granite oxide
Battoilet?
weak ravine
Omg I just guessed 🤣
hallow orbit
How did the pig get to the hogspital?
sleek shadow
How did the pig get to the hogspital?
in a hambulance
weak ravine
I can't believe I'm laughing at these omg
rich lake
my stomach hurts from laughing so hard
sleek shadow
i was looking up the answer and 
ai is wild
haughty oriole
These are seriously wonderful
granite oxide
Why did the thief hire a maid to plan his vacation?
weak ravine
I love ai sm 🤣
hallow orbit
Why did the thief hire a maid to plan his vacation?
Because she is good at cleaning?
spark light
This one is juuust all right, but want to use it to take the opportunity for a quick reminder to please avoid potty humor as it is restricted under #3 in our #📄rules! Anything more explicit than this would be better for another server and subject to removal here.
Thanks for understanding, carry on!
granite oxide
Because she is good at cleaning?
close. he wanted to make a clean getaway
tender sedge
Thinking what the heck with Al?
spark light
I tried origami for a while, but I gave it up. Too much paperwork.
hallow orbit
I’m sorry BT, I have deleted my message 🩵
full pendant
I tried origami for a while, but I gave it up. Too much paperwork.
Oh man. That one got me.
spark light
Oh you're fine! That one was just about as far as we'd want to go though, so I figured it was a good chance to give a reminder to avoid anyone getting in trouble in the future.
Definitely don't want anything to ruin the fun! 
granite oxide
I don't trust trees. They're shady.
spark light
I don't trust trees. They're shady.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
granite oxide
and artists. they're always sketchy
hallow orbit
How do celebrities stay cool?
wintry minnow
Oh you're fine! That one was just about as far as we'd want to go though, so I f...
This is why I like you
spark light
Hm... ||they spend time with their fans||?
full pendant
Hm... ||they spend time with their fans||?
Ohhhh good answer!
wintry minnow
Don't mind me tho, just lurking in chat.
granite oxide
Where can you go to find a tiny Coke?
latent trellis
Where can you go to find a tiny Coke?
Minnesota
hallow orbit
Hm... ||they spend time with their fans||?
Very close! The answer I was looking for is ||because they have many fans||
sweet marsh
Don't mind me tho, just lurking in chat.
Same
spark light
Very close! The answer I was looking for is ||because they have many fans||
So close! 
full pendant
I’m so glad I opened this chat. I needed this today.
weak ravine
Don't mind me tho, just lurking in chat.
I lurk too
latent trellis
My screen time on discord each week is always so high from just having it open all the time
sleek shadow
What’s an Aunt’s favorite exercise?
She loves to do the “eye-roll” workout every time she hears a bad joke. 
rich lake
whats the leading cause of dry skin?
spark light
My screen time on discord each week is always so high from just having it open a...
Saaaaame
hallow orbit
whats the leading cause of dry skin?
No moisturizer?
rich lake
No moisturizer?
towels!
spark light
I've always loved my furniture. My recliner and I go way back.
hallow orbit
Where do young trees go to learn?
full pendant
Why do dads always take an extra pair of socks golfing?
full pendant
Where do young trees go to learn?
The nursery?
hallow orbit
The answer is ||elementree school|| 😂
granite oxide
The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation. It doesn’t make any cents.
full pendant
Why do dads always take an extra pair of socks golfing?
In case they get a hole in one
hallow orbit
How did the student feel when he learned about electricity?
rich lake
How did the student feel when he learned about electricity?
shocked?
granite oxide
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink!
full pendant
How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?
hallow orbit
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me
sweet vector
How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?
The fresh prints
granite oxide
What does a clock do when it's hungry?
hallow orbit
What does a clock do when it's hungry?
It whines?
granite oxide
Goes back for seconds
hallow orbit
What kind of music do bubbles hate?
rich lake
What kind of music do bubbles hate?
pop music?
hallow orbit
Why did the hairdresser win the race?
sleek shadow
Why did the hairdresser win the race?
they know a short cut
wheat gust
granite oxide
loved h20
sleek shadow
im just googling the jokes’ answers at this point so…
rich lake
why couldnt the bicycle stand up?
sleek shadow
why couldnt the bicycle stand up?
cause it was two-tired
hallow orbit
why couldnt the bicycle stand up?
Because it didn’t know how to stand?
granite oxide
the comedy club wouldn't let it be a stand up comic
rich lake
I'm afraid for the calendar, its days are numbered
hallow orbit
What does a house wear?
rich lake
What does a house wear?
what?
fading stump
I love when they cook at my work. It smells SO GOOD
granite oxide
Don’t spell part backward. It’s a trap.
hallow orbit
What did the cheese say to himself in the mirror?
umbral bay
You look Gouda
granite oxide
Whenever I lose my TV controller, I always find it in a remote location.
hallow orbit
You look Gouda
Answer is ||halloumi|| 😂 But I like your answer better tbh 🩵
sleek shadow
halloumi? what is that 😂
umbral bay
No idea lol
granite oxide
Keep the dream alive — hit your snooze button.
hallow orbit
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
@umbral bay @sleek shadow it’s a type of cheese 😂
rich lake
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
<@1073815444101799936> <@10780852349664092...
he needed a filling?
sleek shadow
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
<@1073815444101799936> <@10780852349664092...
if its a type of cheese then its a type of cheese that ive never heard of 😂
sweet marsh
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
<@1073815444101799936> <@10780852349664092...
I thought this said Ogre as first 😂
hallow orbit
he needed a filling?
Close! The answer is because he lost his filling 😂
rich lake
I wasnt all that interested in flowers, but then i planted a few seeds and they grew on me
hallow orbit
What food is never on time?
sleek shadow
What food is never on time?
chocolate?
rich lake
what do you call a penquin in the sahara desert?
umbral bay
A bird
quasi summit
what do you call a penquin in the sahara desert?
Fried chicken oh-
rich lake
Fried chicken oh-
HAHAHA not the fried chicken
hallow orbit
What’s the most famous fish?
quasi summit
What’s the most famous fish?
Me 
sleek shadow
What’s the most famous fish?
a star fish 😂
rich lake
what was a more useful invention than the first telephone?
quasi summit
what was a more useful invention than the first telephone?
Light
quasi summit
hallow orbit
What do you call an alligator detective?
sleek shadow
what was a more useful invention than the first telephone?
rings a bell 🤔
quasi summit
What do you call an alligator detective?
Employed alligator
sleek shadow
What do you call an alligator detective?
investagator at your service
im on a roll with all these jokes even tho im just googling some of em
quasi summit
You’re googling the answer?
sleek shadow
yes.
sweet vector
Miko be cheating
hallow orbit
Please don’t google them, next one coming up:
Why don't they play cards in the jungle?
wintry minnow
sweet marsh
Please don’t google them, next one coming up:
Why don't they play cards in the...
Because the cards are wild? 🤣
hallow orbit
Answer is ||too many cheetas||
quasi summit
Next
hallow orbit
Why do pancakes always win at cricket?
quasi summit
Cricket the game or the insect
hallow orbit
Cricket the game or the insect <:Wait:1172989397969408131>
Game ♥️
rich lake
what do you call a bear that gets caught in a rain storm?
quasi summit
Why do pancakes always win at cricket?
I have no clue
umbral bay
Wet noodle
rich lake
Wet noodle
a drizzly bear
hallow orbit
I have no clue
They have the best batter
rich lake
why cant pine trees sew?
hallow orbit
why cant pine trees sew?
Too many splinters?
wintry minnow
@hallow orbit Leveled up yet? Nope? Alright. I'll be back.
rich lake
Too many splinters?
they always drop their needles
umbral bay
Bc it can’t write
sweet vector
Because there is no point
hallow orbit
Because there is no point
Close enough! Answer is because it’s pointless 😂
umbral bay
What does a sea monster snack on?
rich lake
fish
umbral bay
Fish n ships
hallow orbit
What does a sea monster snack on?
Hahaha
umbral bay
What music do planets like to listen to?
wintry minnow
Idk but this music I'm listening to right now is fire
granite oxide
saturn's rings?
hallow orbit
What music do planets like to listen to?
White noise?
umbral bay
Neptunes
rich lake
what kind of key has two feet but cant open a lock?
umbral bay
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now
hallow orbit
what kind of key has two feet but cant open a lock?
Key note!
hallow orbit
Why should you wear glasses to maths class?
sweet marsh
I've been laughing non-stop all afternoon 😂
quasi summit
They have the best batter
I don’t get it. I don’t even know what cricket is
umbral bay
I had a construction joke to crack. But cannot do it now as it is still a ‘work in progress
wintry minnow
I don’t get it. I don’t even know what cricket is
quasi summit
https://tenor.com/view/exhausted-insect-cartoon-exercise-gif-11135305
Thank you, Alizaya
hallow orbit
Why should you wear glasses to maths class?
Because it helps with division
umbral bay
Why was the torch happy?
granite oxide
What rock group has four members but doesn’t make a sound?
spark light
||Mt. Rushmore||?
hallow orbit
Why was the torch happy?
He saw the light?
umbral bay
It was lit
umbral bay
Why were the parents so afraid of the energy drink?
rich lake
why?
hallow orbit
Why were the parents so afraid of the energy drink?
Why?
umbral bay
Bc it was a monster
earnest holly
Delicious caffeine
umbral bay
What does a house wear
hallow orbit
I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed!
rich lake
What does a house wear
address!. eta i only know this cause of Simba lol
umbral bay
How do you fix a broken tomato
granite oxide
make it into a pizza?
hallow orbit
How do you fix a broken tomato
You ketchup?
rich lake
put. bandaid on it
hallow orbit
Two antennas decided to get married, the ceremony was pretty boring, but the reception was great!
umbral bay
I told my doctor that I had broken my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places
wintry minnow
Level up yet Simba? No? Okay. 
granite oxide
Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet."
hallow orbit
Knock knock. (Who’s there?) Déja. (Déja who?) Knock knock.
umbral bay
A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway
granite oxide
"Where do you learn to make a banana split?" "Sundae school."
hallow orbit
Knock knock. (Who's there?) You. (You who?) Yoo-hoo! Anybody home?
umbral bay
Just finished a box of Corn Flakes. You can check out my cereal killer Netflix special next Tuesday
rich lake
buying you all hats that say #1 dad
granite oxide
I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith. What's the name of his other leg?
umbral bay
Which is Minnie Mouse’s favorite car?
rich lake
i dont know the answer to either
hallow orbit
I don’t know, which is?
granite oxide
that one was just a joke from mary poppins. doesn't have an answer. xD
umbral bay
Minnie van
hallow orbit
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
rich lake
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
a carrot!
umbral bay
You see a robbery in an Apple store. What are you?
spark light
An iWitness 
granite oxide
"I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands."
umbral bay
What do you call the process of aging for snowmen
rich lake
What do you call the process of aging for snowmen
melting?
rich lake
congrats on leveling up! (i just noticed it now)
thank you 🙂.
wintry minnow
An iWitness <:blobfingerguns:582620181956657153>
Did you get the coffee yet?
spark light
@umbral bay @wintry minnow is "I need to go home and smell my mail" a good excuse to leave work?
spark light
Did you get the coffee yet?
Excellent timing! 
wintry minnow
<@1073815444101799936> <@396869078699999232> is "I need to go home and smell my ...
AND SMELL MY MAIL 
granite oxide
"How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?" "Nothing, it's on the house."
spark light
2 more hours... I can go home in two more hours...
hallow orbit
What do you call the process of aging for snowmen
I don’t know?
umbral bay
AND SMELL MY MAIL <:wheeze:977967136133754940>
That’s the first thing I did when I opened the box last night before bed lol
Evaporation
lime heath
rich lake
hey fenyx!
granite oxide
"When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent."
hallow orbit
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
rich lake
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
a promise?
lime heath
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A heart
granite oxide
heart works too
spark light
🎶 Don't go ~~breaking ~~ picking up and touching my heart 🎶
lime heath
@hallow orbit you’re so close to coral!!} edit: was so excited I threw in the }
Hello @rich lake
hallow orbit
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
rich lake
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single...
was he bald?
tender elbow
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single...
He was bald!!🧑🏼🦲
silver tree
rich lake
hey Sasha!
tender elbow
hey Sasha!
Heeey Rexy! You were fast on the riddle 👏🏼😻 great job! Haha
rich lake
Heeey Rexy! You were fast on the riddle 👏🏼😻 great job! Haha
thank you! lol been practicing all day
sweet marsh
Congrats @rich lake for Leveling up to blue!! 🎉🎉
rich lake
Congrats <@1193748471283450018> for Leveling up to blue!! 🎉🎉
thank you! 💙
hallow orbit
Congrats on leveling up btw @rich lake next goal salmon! 🩵🩵
regal terrace
lime heath
Wait when did @rich lake become periwinkle
wintry minnow
Did you level up yet Simba? Oh no, alright. Imma go to the gas station! 
rich lake
Wait when did <@1193748471283450018> become periwinkle
like ten mins ago it hasnt been long lol
and thank you @hallow orbit
spark light
Now Rexy is the best color 🩵
lime heath
like ten mins ago it hasnt been long lol
and thank you <@784167889334304818>
I didn’t notice cause I was out of it but ahhhh congrats
rich lake
I didn’t notice cause I was out of it but ahhhh congrats
thank you! 😄
spark light
I remember being sad when I went from periwinkle to SCRAP haha
wintry minnow
Even BT knows what the best color is 
sweet marsh
Hello lovies!
rich lake
Now Rexy is the best color 🩵
only took me 10,000 dad jokes to get there
lime heath
I prefer coral cause it’s similar to my favourite colour 
sweet marsh
Hello lovies!
Hello!
silver matrix
hallow orbit
Hello lovies!
Heey 🎉
sweet marsh
only took me 10,000 dad jokes to get there
Hey whatever works
spark light
Ohhhhh now we've got the server dad here for dad jokes
granite oxide
or getting scared half the time if you had aol "Welcome!" or "Goodbye!" even when you knew when it was coming. xD
sweet marsh
I'm good. Bored at work. You?
Im good no longer sick yay! Hope work goes by faster so ur no longer bored though :3
hallow orbit
Heyy simba!! Hru☺
I’m good thank you! I’m going to brush my teeth and head to bed really sooon 🩵
granite oxide
only took me 10,000 dad jokes to get there
so going to take 10,001 jokes to get to the one after? jk
rich lake
so going to take 10,001 jokes to get to the one after? jk
better get crackin
sweet marsh
I’m good thank you! I’m going to brush my teeth and head to bed really sooon 🩵
Thats good to hear☺💙 hope u have a goodnight ☺💙
hallow orbit
Thats good to hear☺💙 hope u have a goodnight ☺💙
Thanks 🩵
silver matrix
Not a dad joke, but a dad rant. I just looked at the nutrition label for my protein bar, and realized that the %DV (percentage daily value for those who don't want to translate) doesn't add up for my needs.
Protein bar is 21g, 42% DV. That equals 50 grams of protein per day.
At my current size, I need an absolute minimum of 77.4 grams to survive. My daily goal is a little over 170 grams to maintain my current muscle mass.
TL;DR- Don't just trust labels, know what your own body needs.
granite oxide
better get crackin
why do eggs never tell jokes? they're always cracking themseles up.
rustic cargo
Not a dad joke, but a dad rant. I just looked at the nutrition label for my prot...
i'm in health and nutrition now and this was on my homework!!!! it is absolutely crazy how the labels can be filled out
tender elbow
Congrats @Rexy 🙌🏼🩷
lime heath
The next post may make you coral @hallow orbit dang it
hallow orbit
I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or catch me. What am I?
sleek shadow
I prefer coral cause it’s similar to my favourite colour <:z_florkwait:112383942...
whats your favorite color?
granite oxide
I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or ca...
shadow?
silver matrix
i'm in health and nutrition now and this was on my homework!!!! it is absolutely...
Bare minimum is .36g per pound (.8g per kg) of body weight. I'm down to 215 as of today.
lime heath
Wait but in Peter Pan...
Movie magic
hallow orbit
sleek shadow
Wait but in Peter Pan...
reality is bended when you think about how peter pan could treat his shadow as if it was another entity 👀
spark light
Movie magic
Peter Pan isn't a true story?! 
granite oxide
shadow kind of had a mind of his own. he was a magical shadow
silver matrix
Peter Pan isn't a true story?! <:NekoO_:879543300586094592>
lime heath
Peter Pan isn't a true story?! <:NekoO_:879543300586094592>
Sorry to be the one to break the news to you
tender elbow
What is it that given one, you’ll have either two or none?
sleek shadow
and the fact the shadow could be resown into peter pans feet
tender sedge
Think what's going on we better be careful with ||Peter Pan|| and fans
lime heath
What is it that given one, you’ll have either two or none?
A brain cell
granite oxide
why is cinderella bad at soccer? Because she has a pumpkin for a coach.
hallow orbit
Just want to say to all of you that these last two days with riddles and jokes have been so much fun for me, have been laughing and pondering so much. So just want to thank everyone in the server for making it so much fun and the community here is so special 💕
spark light
why is cinderella bad at soccer? Because she has a pumpkin for a coach.
And she always ran away from the ball!
tender sedge
Same with my characters and I want to play some soccer but i have no idea.
rich lake
Just want to say to all of you that these last two days with riddles and jokes h...
Retweet
tender elbow
Just want to say to all of you that these last two days with riddles and jokes h...
Same 🩷 so much fun!!
granite oxide
we should do this every day. even if it's just like an hour or two. this has been a lot of fun
sleek shadow
i feel bad for googling all the answers cause that takes the fun away from me personally even tho i wanna know the answers to all these 🤔
nonetheless im glad were having fun
tender elbow
||a choice||
granite oxide
don't feel bad. some of us were googling for the questions. xD
spark light
we should do this every day. even if it's just like an hour or two. this has bee...
We used to have "back in my day" followed by "dad joke hour" almost every night. It's been nice seeing it again!
hallow orbit
I sure did google for the jokes 😂
rich lake
yes i havent laughed this much in a while
tender elbow
don't feel bad. some of us were googling for the questions. xD
Hey! Not allowed 🚫😂
sweet marsh
yes i havent laughed this much in a while
Same
rich lake
i used tik tok for the jokes lol im not that funny
granite oxide
laugh floor would probably be overpowered after this weekend. might hve to open a second factory xD
tender elbow
I can be long or can be short, I can be black, white, brown, or purple. You can find me the world over and I am often the main feature. What am I?
hallow orbit
yes i havent laughed this much in a while
Me neither, me and my gf laughed so much yesterday and I have been laughing so much today so as Adam said, we should do this everyday 🩵
silver matrix
What's red and smells like blue paint?
sleek shadow
i used tik tok for the jokes lol im not that funny
i had to use google for the jokes that i gave you guys but i think there have been much funnier ones elsewhere (as some of the ones that ive seen are real common, im not sure which ones tho)
rich lake
Me neither, me and my gf laughed so much yesterday and I have been laughing so m...
yes I think we should!
sweet marsh
Sorry guys, I'm taking an ice cream break
rich lake
i had to use google for the jokes that i gave you guys but i think there have be...
yeah, i could not come up with this many on my own
rich lake
What's red and smells like blue paint?
red paint
tender elbow
Sorry guys, I'm taking an ice cream break
I was gonna do that too! But had to put the ice cream away because it started melting 🫠😂
rich lake
every time i get a yes on my answer i do a little happy dance. and also now i want ice cream
silver matrix
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
tender elbow
I can be long or can be short, I can be black, white, brown, or purple. You can ...
Anyone knows? 🤭
umbral bay
carrot
modern breach
me
meager nymph
riddle time?
sweet marsh
riddle time?
Hi Bear, how are you?
meager nymph
good, how are you?
sweet marsh
Good, thanks for asking. And yes we've been doing riddles and jokes and trivia for the past like 2 days
hallow orbit
riddle time?
Yes please, do you have one? 🩵
meager nymph
hmmm i don't have any Riddles for the moment
lime heath
@hallow orbit
meager nymph
what has to be broken before you can use it?
silver matrix
what has to be broken before you can use it?
A glow stick
granite oxide
egg
hallow orbit
what has to be broken before you can use it?
Egg?
meager nymph
It's Egg
lime heath
what has to be broken before you can use it?
The fact that this was said yesterday and I don’t even remember
sleek shadow
🥚
meager nymph
it's an egg xD
silver matrix
I like my answer
meager nymph
Though Lareon had a good idea xD
hallow orbit
<@784167889334304818> <:z_florkwait:1123839422316687411>
Yes fenyx? 💕
granite oxide
guess they never heard of hard boiled eggs. xD
sleek shadow
Yes fenyx? 💕
you leveled up!!
lime heath
Yes fenyx? 💕
CORAL
spark light
Congratulations, Simba!
rich lake
Yes fenyx? 💕
YAYAYAYYAYAY CORAL!!!!! CONGRATS!!!
meager nymph
okay
I'm tall when i'm young but short when i'm old....what am i?
regal terrace
Though Lareon had a good idea xD
Eggxactly 
sweet vector
I'm super close to 11 levels away from being yellow
silver matrix
granite oxide
congrats simba!
tender elbow
Congrats Simba 😍😍🩷🩷
lime heath
I was just doing that to see if you would become coral when it worked @hallow orbit
sweet marsh
Congrats Simba!!
tender elbow
We’re all gonna have a masters degree in riddles and the end of this week 😂😂 like 4-5 answers right on the last riddle
rich lake
okay
I'm tall when i'm young but short when i'm old....what am i?
candle!
hallow orbit
Wohoooo, thank you so much everyone 💖💖💖
spark light
Speech! Speech!
meager nymph
congrats on getting Coral!
granite oxide
We’re all gonna have a masters degree in riddles and the end of this week 😂😂 l...
even funnier is simba joked about deja vu and some of the jokes are starting to repeat. or i'm having deja vu myself. xD
sweet marsh
What do you call an angry carrot?
silver matrix
What has four letters, sometimes has nine letters, but never has five letters.
sleek shadow
What do you call an angry carrot?
a steamed vegetable
spark light
What has four letters
tender elbow
What has four letters
Four
hallow orbit
What has four letters
What
sweet vector
Four has four letters
granite oxide
Pour
sleek shadow
What has four letters
indeed-- the word what indeed has 4 letters
spark light
The best part is Lareon probably doesn't even know how funny that was to me after the past 2 days 
silver matrix
The best part is Lareon probably doesn't even know how funny that was to me afte...
I saw yesterday's partial posts of the full saying
hallow orbit
YAY YOU LEVELED UP! AFTER CENTURIES
Yaaaay, took a eternity 😂
spark light
I saw yesterday's partial posts of the full saying
Aw drat, not as funny then 🤣
granite oxide
now i just imagine someone playing the game opening the server and seeing off topic.. why is there over 100 messages about riddles and jokes? xD
silver matrix
There 10 types of people in this world. Those who know binary and those who don't.
lime heath
Speech! Speech!
New rule, when someone becomes coral they gotta give a speech
rich lake
There 10 types of people in this world. Those who know binary and those who don'...
there are three types of people in this world, those who can count, and those who cant
spark light
New rule, when someone becomes coral they gotta give a speech
I agree! @hallow orbit we're all waiting
sweet marsh
New rule, when someone becomes coral they gotta give a speech
Great idea 😂
silver matrix
There are two types of people in this world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data...
wintry minnow
New rule, when someone becomes coral they gotta give a speech
Thank god I am already Coral
granite oxide
then they'll make you say a speech for the next level. xD
lime heath
Thank god I am already Coral
Haha
bold junco
What's coral? In regards to the server that is I know what they are in non digital forms 😅
sweet marsh
Thank god I am already Coral
I'm not worried I'm well away from coral. Maybe you guys will forget by the time I'm coral 😂
tender elbow
Thank god I am already Coral
Hopefully you all forget when the rest of us will become coral 😂
silver matrix
Hopefully you all forget when the rest of us will become coral 😂
Forget what?
lime heath
What's coral? In regards to the server that is I know what they are in non digit...
It’s a colour for when you reach level 30, everyone calls it salmon, coral, scrap
bold junco
Scrap?
spark light
Coral always makes me think of that time in Hey Arnold when Helga discovered makeup and was telling her friend which nail polish to use. "Nadine, you're really more of a cooooorallll."
tender elbow
Forget what?
When we who are not coral become coral
wintry minnow
I'm not worried I'm well away from coral. Maybe you guys will forget by the time...
Remember to get speechs from both Gigi and @tender elbow when they turn coral 
sweet marsh
When we who are not coral become coral
Don't remind them! 😂
modern breach
On my way to the park, I saw a man with 7 boxes. Each box had 7 bags and each bag had 7 kittens. Boxes, bags, kittens, people, how many were going to the park?
🤔
tender elbow
Remember to get speechs from both Gigi and <@800101021040115763> when they turn ...
Nooo 🤣🤣
hallow orbit
I agree! <@784167889334304818> we're all waiting
I just want to start off thanking this wonderful community for believing in me and helping me reach this wonderful color!
If it hadn’t been for you guys I would have never been in this position 🩷
I wanna thank my mom and my dad for telling me to not give up, and I want to thank the internet for helping me with a lot of bad Dad jokes 😂
Next step, lemon 😂 Probably getting there in a eternity and a half 😂
rich lake
On my way to the park, I saw a man with 7 boxes. Each box had 7 bags and each ba...
one?
silver matrix
They say hearing is the second thing that goes as you get older. I can't remember what the first one is.
tender elbow
Don't remind them! 😂
Sorry 😂😂
sweet marsh
Remember to get speechs from both Gigi and <@800101021040115763> when they turn ...
Just don't do it when we become periwinkle. I can do it once but I can't do it twice lol
spark light
True, maybe we should save speeches for gold
tender elbow
Too late, already on my board
I’m just gonna rewrite Simbas speech when I’m coral 😂
spark light
Man. That was a good show. I was surprised to see Arnold make an appearance in a Superbowl commercial this year
hallow orbit
https://media.giphy.com/media/FoH28ucxZFJZu/giphy.gif xD
Exactly!
rustic cargo
arnold always had the best room 🤩
sweet marsh
I’m just gonna rewrite Simbas speech when I’m coral 😂
Honestly same /jk although Simba's speech was pretty great
wintry minnow
I’m just gonna rewrite Simbas speech when I’m coral 😂
Now I'm taking a screenshot of his speech so you can't
modern breach
Coral always makes me think of that time in Hey Arnold when Helga discovered mak...
Hey Arnold! Might actually be one of the best cartoons ever made.
It actually astonishes me how well that show handles some of the topics in a way that kids can learn from while still staying a fun cartoon. I think it's genius.
spark light
Hey Arnold! Might actually be one of the best cartoons ever made.
It actually a...
Oh yeah, absolutely. It dealt with some heavy stuff and did it tactfully
tender elbow
We gotta save the speech @Rexy @near zodiac
Obs tagged a differed Gigi 🙈
granite oxide
it's nice when kids shows and films treat kids like... well kids. some treat them like babies.
rich lake
We gotta save the speech @Rexy <@716340875919097856>
Obs tagged a differed Gigi...
screenshotting now, will copy and past when the time comes and change a word here and there
hallow orbit
screenshotting now, will copy and past when the time comes and change a word her...
Replacing those words with here and there fish?
rich lake
Replacing those words with here and there fish? <:HereThereFishDDV:1098992539341...
yes, exactly
wintry minnow
Replacing those words with here and there fish? <:HereThereFishDDV:1098992539341...
Still the ugliest fish I have ever seen in my life
hallow orbit
Still the ugliest fish I have ever seen in my life <a:pepe_hide:7784907530474618...
Agreed 😂
rich lake
Still the ugliest fish I have ever seen in my life <a:pepe_hide:7784907530474618...
i think its so ugly that its cute
sweet marsh
Still the ugliest fish I have ever seen in my life <a:pepe_hide:7784907530474618...
Agreed 100%
lime heath
Remember to get speechs from both Gigi and <@800101021040115763> when they turn ...
Let poor @sweet marsh become periwinkle first
granite oxide
now that reminds of the midquel where timon's mom reboots mufasa's speech. "look out to the horizon. everything the light touches. belongs to someone else." "Funny i thought you were going a whole nother way with this." xD
hallow orbit
Remember guys, next person to coral is @umbral bay need to make her say a speech as well 🩷
sweet marsh
Let poor <@456226577798135808> become periwinkle first
Why me? 😭😂
umbral bay
weak ravine
https://tenor.com/view/its-me-hi-im-the-problem-its-me-taylor-swift-anti-hero-mi...
Me
rich lake
Remember guys, next person to coral is <@1073815444101799936> need to make her s...
yes, she must
hallow orbit
yes, she must
100% she must!
lime heath
Why me? 😭😂
No no I’m saying we should let you become periwinkle before even saying you should give a speech when becoming coral
spark light
now that reminds of the midquel where timon's mom reboots mufasa's speech. "look...
For a direct-to-DVD movie it was pretty fun
modern breach
The message that got me to Dreamlight Hero was probably me complaining about the game to the void in #spoiler-chat
🤣
rich lake
The message that got me to Dreamlight Hero was probably me complaining about the...
i love that
sweet marsh
No no I’m saying we should let you become periwinkle before even saying you shou...
Ah, thank you
spark light
The message that got me to Dreamlight Hero was a Nigel Thornberry joke 😅
rich lake
The message that got me to Dreamlight Hero was a Nigel Thornberry joke 😅
that is elite
modern breach
Smashing
wintry minnow
Let poor <@456226577798135808> become periwinkle first
Yeah but if I say it now, she has all the time in the world to get it ready
granite oxide
why did the kid throw butter out the window? he wanted to see a butterfly
spark light
wintry minnow
I'm done
spark light
RIP, precious meme channel
modern breach
If I ever saw your display name any other colour than moderator blue, I would absolutely panic, BT 😂
wintry minnow
<a:tatosideeye:1090936975860703273>
I have a point tho
sleek shadow
I just want to start off thanking this wonderful community for believing in me a...
hopefully youll get there in 3 months time! or 2, either or
lime heath
This is now a piece of important history
spark light
Part of the ancient server lore
sleek shadow
salmon wolfie soon
spark light
Start working on your speech
hallow orbit
: O *I'm level 27*
Yaaay, come join the salmons!
weak ravine
Don't make me do a speech 🤣
granite oxide
level 16. guess i got a few years to go at this rate. xD
rich lake
: O *I'm level 27*
so close!
sleek shadow
its better to report random dms to modmail, just letting you know rn
weak ravine
😭😅😫 the speech won't be good lol
spark light
Please feel free to reach out to ModMail for unsolicited DMs
#1081418095228358702
rich lake
level 16. guess i got a few years to go at this rate. xD
youll be there before you know it!
modern breach
level 16. guess i got a few years to go at this rate. xD
I got to salmon pretty quick, was moderator blue, then salmon... then mod blue again for some reason, then salmon again and then after like a year I finally got lemon 🍋 🤣
hallow orbit
😭😅😫 the speech won't be good lol
I mean if I can do one, so can you! 🩷
weak ravine
I mean if I can do one, so can you! 🩷
🤣 my speech will be funny
hallow orbit
🤣 my speech will be funny
Well I love that, fun is more fun you know 🩷
sweet marsh
😭😅😫 the speech won't be good lol
This is my worry
weak ravine
🤣 yall don't wanna know what will be in my speech
lime heath
I have this beautiful moment 😂
weak ravine
If I am to make a speech y'all better screenshot or record the moment 🤣
hallow orbit
If I am to make a speech y'all better screenshot or record the moment 🤣
imma bring popcorn and soda 🩵
rich lake
imma bring popcorn and soda 🩵
ill bring the potato chips
weak ravine
imma bring popcorn and soda 🩵
🤣 popcorn and soda
ocean lichen
Hi everyone 👋🏻
rich lake
Hi everyone 👋🏻
hey! hwo are you?
prime bobcat
Has anyone seen that woman on tiktok that gives out ddlv codes
hallow orbit
🤣 popcorn and soda
weak ravine
I'll bring a monster 🤣
ocean lichen
hey! hwo are you?
Doing good how are you? 😊
rich lake
Doing good how are you? 😊
im good 😄
spark light
Has anyone seen that woman on tiktok that gives out ddlv codes
Hey there! This channel is for general chat unrelated to DDLV, but Gameloft has released many codes for the game. You can check the pinned document in #1084168410658766939 for all the codes and their expiration dates.
If you have any more game questions feel free to ask in #spoiler-chat or #no-spoiler-chat (being sure to follow the pinned spoiler policy in that channel)!
tender elbow
Maybe smart to make AI write the speech!
weak ravine
🤔 thought about that 🤣
granite oxide
just avoid google translate or you might be making a speech about a cactus or something. xD
hallow orbit
Chat gpt speech when 😂
night epoch
Hey!
wind summitBOT
Welcome to the Official Disney Dreamlight Valley Discord! We have many magical channels, so have a look around and jump into any conversations that look fun. If you have any questions about the game check out #dreamlight-help and don't forget to pick up your #roles, and of course, read the #📄rules!
hallow orbit
just avoid google translate or you might be making a speech about a cactus or so...
I do wanna see you have a speech about cactus when you reach periwinkle 😂🩵
granite oxide
How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it? Concrete floors are very hard to crack.
rich lake
Chat gpt speech when 😂
the sillier the better
hallow orbit
I wild Rosie! Hello @sweet marsh 🩷
lime heath
Hello @sweet marsh
sweet marsh
I wild Rosie! Hello <@456226577798135808> 🩷
Hello 🩵 I am half asleep 
night epoch
Thank you💕
sweet marsh
Thank you💕
How are you doing today?
bold kindle
👀
umbral bay
@faint jetty i thought you were going to bed....
hallow orbit
Hello 🩵 I am half asleep <:pika_drool:1199007110785138829>
Aah, I’m about to hit the hay soon as well 🩵
night epoch
How are you doing today?
I’m not to bad! How about yourself?
hallow orbit
<@1108474570098348062> i thought you were going to bed....
I am, I promise 😂
sweet marsh
Aah, I’m about to hit the hay soon as well 🩵
Likewise, I'm also heading to bed soon. I hope you'll get good sleep tonight 🩷
rich lake
I am, I promise 😂
salmon need sleep Simba
fading stump
Do I make spicy mac and cheese or Ramen tonight for dinner????
hallow orbit
Likewise, I'm also heading to bed soon. I hope you'll get good sleep tonight 🩷
Same to you 
💖
granite oxide
so once simba got his salmon he got full and wants to take a nap? makes sense.
sweet marsh
I’m not to bad! How about yourself?
Glad to hear!
lime heath
Do I make spicy mac and cheese or Ramen tonight for dinner????
I mean they’re both pasta so either works
hallow orbit
salmon need sleep Simba
I know 😂
Yes, it’s time for my after dinner nap @granite oxide 😂
granite oxide
spicy? do you throw hot peppers in it?
umbral bay
Has your day gotten better @sweet marsh
rich lake
Do I make spicy mac and cheese or Ramen tonight for dinner????
spicy mac and cheese
sweet marsh
Has your day gotten better <@456226577798135808>
No comment 🥲
sweet marsh
I am, I promise 😂
lime heath
Oooo this reminds me of a tiktok brb
hallow orbit
fading stump
spicy? do you throw hot peppers in it?
Actually no. I add lemon pepper, a little paprika some black salt and just a liiiitle bit of good old msg
And I add real cheese too
sweet marsh
We talking food again? 
granite oxide
oooh. might need to try that some time
i mean usually i'll throw in some meat like hot dogs and tuna or if i want a veggie i'll throw in tomatoes. but neverh eard of spicy mac and cheese before
fading stump
It's my own recipe and it's amazing.
hallow orbit
Okay, now I’m off to bed for real this time. Thanks for the laughs and a good time everyone. Have a nice evening/morning/day 🩷
Good night ♥️
granite oxide
night simba. don't let the bed bugs bite... give them to timon and pumba instead
sweet marsh
Okay, now I’m off to bed for real this time. Thanks for the laughs and a good ti...
Good night sir 
fading stump
Lol they probably call that breakfast in bed
sweet marsh
Okay, now I’m off to bed for real this time. Thanks for the laughs and a good ti...
Good night Simba. Hope you sleep well
spark light
Okay, now I’m off to bed for real this time. Thanks for the laughs and a good ti...
Good night, Dreamlight, don't let the Night Thorns bite!
sweet marsh
I see your cowma'am emote Simba 
Guys my brain is fried because work doesn't want to be nice
ocean lichen
Okay, now I’m off to bed for real this time. Thanks for the laughs and a good ti...
Night simba
bold kindle
Finally used the gift card I got for Christmas to buy a few manga
spark light
Finally used the gift card I got for Christmas to buy a few manga
Nice! It's always a good feeling to find the right thing to spend them on
lime heath
Do I make spicy mac and cheese or Ramen tonight for dinner????
You could do this https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMMLsPtC8/
sweet marsh
Nice! It's always a good feeling to find the right thing to spend them on
Yes I agree. Usually for me it's either a video game or guitar equipment
bold kindle
Nice! It's always a good feeling to find the right thing to spend them on
I'm a bit behind with a few series. It was either that or pencil/marker.
lime heath
Guys my brain is fried because work doesn't want to be nice
I saw the word nice and read it as “my brain is fried rice”
sweet marsh
I saw the word nice and read it as “my brain is fried rice” <:z_florkwait:112383...
Not far off tbh
modern breach
Finally used the gift card I got for Christmas to buy a few manga
Which series?
lime heath
Not far off tbh
Now I want fried rice
sweet marsh
Now I want fried rice
same honestly
next sundial
Which series? <:Wait:1172989397969408131>
U
bold kindle
Which series? <:Wait:1172989397969408131>
Detective Conan vol 100 to 103 and Moriarty the Patriot 14 and 15
lime heath
same honestly
This should be renamed to the food channel
bold kindle
Next time I will by the remaining of Moriarty and look for Seraph of the End.
spark light
I'm a bit behind with a few series. It was either that or pencil/marker.
I got new pens in the mail yesterday! Figured you could appreciate that haha
sweet marsh
This should be renamed to the food channel
By now it's become 50% food and 50% riddles
lime heath
By now it's become 50% food and 50% riddles <:zkekhaha:884954981835362394>
And some chaos
sweet marsh
I got new pens in the mail yesterday! Figured you could appreciate that haha
What sorta pens?
bold kindle
I got new pens in the mail yesterday! Figured you could appreciate that haha
I never have enough. Last time I went to the craft store I bought two set of Tombow dual brush...
spark light
What sorta pens? <a:eyes_looky:1199006380825268324>
I needed some for color coding and doing fancy messages to clients at work!
bold kindle
My mom just changed the FB family group chat background for a picture of Dune 2
spark light
I never have enough. Last time I went to the craft store I bought two set of Tom...
I keep telling myself I will practice with my brush pens... One of these days...
sweet marsh
I needed some for color coding and doing fancy messages to clients at work!
I love those! I'm especially eying the gold ones
lime heath
I have a question, so yesterday I saw a tiktok that said to do one selfish thing for yourself, do something that’ll make you happy. Well yesterday I bought ||moonstone packs for the boo onesie, monsters tool set and to start the star path|| and even though my bank account doesn’t like me now it made me very happy getting the items, was this a valid way to make myself happy? (Spoiler mark contains game items)
spark light
I love those! I'm especially eying the gold ones
Those are Uni Signo gel pens! The others are Uni Ball Jetstream, probably my favorite type of pen. I buy from a place called JetPens. They have a good selection and some really fun YouTube videos
rich lake
I have a question, so yesterday I saw a tiktok that said to do one selfish thing...
i think so! sometimes you just have to treat yourself!
sweet marsh
Those are Uni Signo gel pens! The others are Uni Ball Jetstream, probably my fav...
Uni Ball Jetstream 
I'm in the market for a good pen with a comfy grip, so I'm jotting that down
spark light
Uni Ball Jetstream <:fnote:1211354559465783326> I'm in the market for a good pen...
The grip isn't anything super spectacular but they write smooth as silk without blotting or skipping so I love them
lime heath
i think so! sometimes you just have to treat yourself!
Thank you 
modern breach
I have a question, so yesterday I saw a tiktok that said to do one selfish thing...
Yes!
If you did something for yourself that made you happy then that was the challenge wasn't it? 
sweet marsh
The grip isn't anything super spectacular but they write smooth as silk without ...
Oh my gosh 
yup, that sells it for me
umbral bay
I needed some for color coding and doing fancy messages to clients at work!
i may or may not have a pencil pouch, filled with colored pens at work
lime heath
Yes!
If you did something for yourself that made you happy then that was the ch...
True 
sweet marsh
I have a question, so yesterday I saw a tiktok that said to do one selfish thing...
For sure 
spark light
i may or may not have a pencil pouch, filled with colored pens at work
Yessssssss color coding is the way to go! My pen cup got so full today I had to move it to reach it better
bold kindle
I keep telling myself I will practice with my brush pens... One of these days...
Still need to practice to write in one go. For now I write normally and then pass again where the stroke should be wider
spark light
Still need to practice to write in one go. For now I write normally and then pas...
This is a good idea! I haven't even thought to try that first
umbral bay
Yessssssss color coding is the way to go! My pen cup got so full today I had to ...
i went to grab a pink sharpie highlighter and asked myself "where are all of my other sharpie highlighters?" like seriously....some are missing....its the big pack with 2 of each color lol
bold kindle
This is a good idea! I haven't even thought to try that first
Hopefully at the end of the year I will get better 😂
sweet marsh
I found a pink Uni Ball Jetstream 
I wantttt
spark light
I got hooked on JetPens videos shortly before lockdown in 2020 and had a mini stationery obsession for a while. It's waned but I still love my pens haha
bold kindle
I have a few Uniball but it's the Signo one
spark light
I found a pink Uni Ball Jetstream <:eyes_blur:1199006378409336892> I wantttt
They also have a multipen! Oh, and there is a type of pen called Frixion that is eraseable that's pretty cool too. Doesn't write as well but it reappears with cold temperature so I use it for secret messages
sweet marsh
That reminds me of the erasable highlighter that I once tried. That one was, in fact, not entirely erasable 😭
spark light
Haha yeah most aren't. The Frixion do leave a faint trace but they also have eraseable markers I loooooove for my wall calendar!
sweet marsh
Oooh that does sound very handy
bold kindle
Did you ever took a look at the JetPens site? 👀
quasi summit
@hallow orbit
sleek shadow
he went to sleep
quasi summit
ty miko
sweet marsh
I'm off to sleep 
good night everyone 
rich lake
I'm off to sleep <a:StarsSparklingPink:801742374324797500> good night everyone <...
night, rosie! sleep well!
north quarry
Twitter
sleek shadow
https://x.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1763366226661695700?s=20
already? its been 13 years since the first one came out 😂
north quarry
already? its been 13 years since the first one came out 😂
Yeah already coming out it seemsl ike the trailer just came out last week
sweet vector
I don't know if I have ever seen the first one before
granite oxide
he went to sleep
in the jungle the lion sleeps tonight just popped in my head. xD
plucky sand
another movie i need to have my kids watch
umbral bay
What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?
granite oxide
give him alphabet soup instead? xD
umbral bay
Take the words out of his mouth!
granite oxide
oh wow. that was my first guess but didn't think it was right lol
umbral bay
what makes music on your hair
sleek shadow
in the jungle the lion sleeps tonight just popped in my head. xD
really?
rich lake
what makes music on your hair
what?
umbral bay
a headband
sleek shadow
clever 😂
umbral bay
what do you call a happy cowboy?
sleek shadow
what do you call a happy cowboy?
umbral bay
stop googling lololololololol
sleek shadow
pffffft sorry
umbral bay
How do you stop an elephant from charging?
rich lake
How do you stop an elephant from charging?
ask it nicely not to?
umbral bay
take away its credit cards.........ppfft why'd this joke just call me an elephant
hard canopy
Whoever plays Palia the server will be down for 3 hours on the morning
sleek shadow
Whoever plays Palia the server will be down for 3 hours on the morning
pam random question— can that game be played in singleplayer, not on any multiplayer servers?
umbral bay
Why did the elephant stay in the airport?
hard canopy
You can play it on your own it is multiplayer but you can play by yourself
sleek shadow
Why did the elephant stay in the airport?
idk, why did it?
granite oxide
it lost its trunk?
hard canopy
And Palia is free on switch
umbral bay
they were waiting for their trunk
granite oxide
well i was close again. xD
umbral bay
it lost its trunk?
so close!!!! lol
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
i believe in you @granite oxide
granite oxide
Brief Case?
bold kindle
Sue
hard canopy
pam random question— can that game be played in singleplayer, not on any multipl...
The good thing about Palia it has quests too and if you need something you can request for it
umbral bay
I knew a couple who met in a revolving door. I think they’re still going round together.
I asked the lion in my wardrobe what he was doing there, he said it was “Narnia Business”.
quasi summit
And Palia is free on switch
Palia is free on pc as well
umbral bay
I was struggling to figure out how lightning works then it struck me
hard canopy
Palia is free on pc as well
Yup
sleek shadow
The good thing about Palia it has quests too and if you need something you can r...
ah
granite oxide
I asked the lion in my wardrobe what he was doing there, he said it was “Narnia ...
i guess the witch was out flying?
umbral bay
Palia is free on pc as well
I'm waiting for it to come to steam
quasi summit
I'm waiting for it to come to steam
Why? You can download it from their own website
bold kindle
I don't trust stairs, they are always up to something.
umbral bay
Why? You can download it from their own website
honestly, didnt know that.....thats why lolololol
granite oxide
I don't trust stairs, they are always up to something.
i do trust bananas. they're very appealing
quasi summit
honestly, didnt know that.....thats why lolololol
Fair enough 😂 just google palia and it should show you their website
umbral bay
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
granite oxide
thought it was a squirrel?
quasi summit
You and your gifs
hard canopy
Palia is so much fun I haven’t played on it for a few days because I am waiting on the update for it tomorrow
quasi summit
Palia is so much fun I haven’t played on it for a few days because I am waiting ...
I didn’t like it 
umbral bay
thought it was a squirrel?
give up?
hard canopy
I didn’t like it <:catcry:1178107161931415562>
Fair enough
umbral bay
I didn’t like it <:catcry:1178107161931415562>
I've heard that too from a few people...luckily it's free so it's not a waste of money
quasi summit
I've heard that too from a few people...luckily it's free so it's not a waste of...
Yup, imagine my relief
tender sedge
Same Pam for Palia.
bold kindle
Microwave
umbral bay
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
north quarry
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
LA Knight YEAHH LOL
plucky sand
LA Knight YEAHH LOL
of course you would find a way to include him in this conversation
north quarry
of course you would find a way to include him in this conversation
Yep i know you love LA Knight YEAH LOL
spark light
I asked the lion in my wardrobe what he was doing there, he said it was “Narnia ...
This might be my favorite one yet 
bold kindle
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
plucky sand
Yep i know you love LA Knight YEAH LOL
umbral bay
Some people say I’m addicted to somersaults but that’s just how I roll
lime heath
Damn @bold kindle is on a hot streak
regal terrace
<a:hmphpoutpanda:797900239575056385>
north quarry
https://tenor.com/view/wwe-la-knight-gif-27358687
Freeze knows whats up
regal terrace
Freeze knows whats up
The sky
plucky sand
i have three doing it to me now 
umbral bay
What do you call Dracula with hayfever?
sweet marsh
What do you call Dracula with hayfever?
Count Pollen?
weak ravine
Why did the cat go to medical school?
To become a cactor
regal terrace
Why did the cat go to medical school?
To become a first aid kitten
umbral bay
To become a first aid kitten
i'll give it to ya ...........To become a first aid kit
weak ravine
I have a cat I should know this one 🤣
umbral bay
What has fangs and webbed feet?
weak ravine
Y'all should hear her rn
sleek shadow
What has fangs and webbed feet?
something more dangerous than a duck?
spark light
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Because dogs can't operate the equipment, but catscan
weak ravine
What has fangs and webbed feet?
A bat!!!
sleek shadow
i cant guess
weak ravine
This is how loud her purring is 🤣
umbral bay
Count Duckula
sleek shadow
This is how loud her purring is 🤣
ive never heard a cat purr that loudly 😂
weak ravine
ive never heard a cat purr that loudly 😂
You just met one well heard one
umbral bay
Those new corduroy pillows are making headlines.
left phoenix
Hey hey hey
sweet marsh
Hey hey hey
Hey!
regal terrace
Why is Europe like a Frying Pan?
umbral bay
What did Mars say to Saturn?
regal terrace
What did Mars say to Saturn?
Nice rings
left phoenix
I see u bt ahah
spark light
@umbral bay @wintry minnow 
(soon as in tomorrow though, not tonight)
umbral bay
Why is Europe like a Frying Pan?
its always poppin off
sweet marsh
<@1073815444101799936> <@396869078699999232> <:SoonDDV:1006653852394725468> <a:z...
Ooh! I'm excited for you
granite oxide
count duckula?. whoops older one lol
umbral bay
count duckula?. whoops older one lol
umbral bay
<@1073815444101799936> <@396869078699999232> <:SoonDDV:1006653852394725468> <a:z...
Dang you dont get home til 6!!!!! https://tenor.com/view/girl-bye-boy-bye-stupid-not-me-couldnt-be-me-gif-17302340
regal terrace
Why is Europe like a Frying Pan?
Because it has Greece in the bottom
umbral bay
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
sweet marsh
Me right now: (I just got home)
umbral bay
Me right now: (I just got home)
I feel that....when i got home from work i went and sat out on my back patio to just decompress and touch some grass
plucky sand
Me right now: (I just got home)
i hope your day went well 🫂
sweet marsh
Yeah it went all right. Now looking forward to just watching TV for the rest of the night and maybe playing a few games
spark light
That sounds like a great evening!
umbral bay
I went to a restaurant last night and had the Wookie steak. It was a little Chewy
Why don’t I get my Harry Potter friend’s jokes?
still lion
hi
still lion
i am way way behind on dreamlight
gleaming rampart
I want himb
still lion
30 pounds
gleaming rampart
Yes
bold kindle
I want himb
That is so cute
gleaming rampart
That is so cute
Right 🥺 the uk store has a bunch of the Japan Sakura plushies available atm they’re all soooo cute ahhh
bold kindle
Right 🥺 the uk store has a bunch of the Japan Sakura plushies available atm the...
Aaaaah if only I wasn't living across the big pond
weak ravine
Y'all I feel old
I'm a year older than the cars movie my childhood movie 😭
sweet vector
I saw Cars at the drive in thearter when it came out
spark light
How fitting!
wintry minnow
<@1073815444101799936> <@396869078699999232> <:SoonDDV:1006653852394725468> <a:z...
I want a full fledge review after you try it tomorrow 
spark light
I want a full fledge review after you try it tomorrow <:miaeyes:9914883520649011...
For sure! It may be a little delayed but I'll make sure to share my thoughts when I can
wintry minnow
For sure! It may be a little delayed but I'll make sure to share my thoughts whe...
Great! I hope you enjoy it! 
spark light
It's bacon! How can I not? 
sweet marsh
It's bacon! How can I not? <:LuL:879543300971970620>
Bacon makes everything good!
bold kindle
Oooooo just did the count and I'm at 3073 words written for the year (for a story I'm currently working on)
umbral bay
Bacon makes everything good!
and thats why i have a gym in my garage lol
spark light
Oooooo just did the count and I'm at 3073 words written for the year (for a stor...
That's great work, keep it up!
bold kindle
That's great work, keep it up!
and I intend too! My goal is to atleast write 1k words each month
spark light
You got this! 
sweet marsh
Oooooo just did the count and I'm at 3073 words written for the year (for a stor...
That's awesome! I write too!
Note to self: Read all messages before writing a repeated message 😂
sharp solstice
You got this! <a:nyaaCheer:638690803069485056>
What story you wanna know about?
spark light
What story you wanna know about?
The signed movie! How did that happen?
sharp solstice
The signed movie! How did that happen?
I go to conventions meet famous voice actors and regular actors. And I bought the vhs. Ron's voice actor is amazing and so cool. And Dr. drakken is so chill. That experience was awesome. But I have almost 500 vhs tapes and I mostly get my Disney ones signed. This year I'm meeting Ariel, Pocahontas (voice and singer), Belle, Aladdin, and Jasmine! And many other non princesses. 😅
north quarry
I go to conventions meet famous voice actors and regular actors. And I bought th...
wait ron is voice by i think the guy who plays eric matthews from the iconoc boy meets world is it
spark light
I go to conventions meet famous voice actors and regular actors. And I bought th...
Oh wow! That sounds incredible. I've heard so many stories of them all being lovely to meet. Jodi Benson is a personal favorite of mine
turbid knot
if you could only eat one food for the rest of your life what would it be?
sharp solstice
Oh wow! That sounds incredible. I've heard so many stories of them all being lov...
Belle is my favorite Disney princess so I am so excited to meet her!
north quarry
Wow thats awesome Got to meet one o my fav actors in boy meets wotld
sweet vector
Will Friedle is his name
north quarry
Will Friedle is his name
Yep thats him
spark light
if you could only eat one food for the rest of your life what would it be?
Maybe bread... Something simple I won't get tired of too easily
turbid knot
Maybe bread... Something simple I won't get tired of too easily
Interesting 
sweet marsh
if you could only eat one food for the rest of your life what would it be?
Mac and cheese
granite oxide
Will Friedle is his name
isn't he also terry in batman beyond?
sharp solstice
Oh wow! That sounds incredible. I've heard so many stories of them all being lov...
Oh and something interesting Tara strong is Melody in litter mermaid 2. Tara strong is Tommy pickles.
turbid knot
Mac and cheese
I’d get sick of that real easily
spark light
Oh and something interesting Tara strong is Melody in litter mermaid 2. Tara str...
And Timmy Turner! And so many others
north quarry
Oh and something interesting Tara strong is Melody in litter mermaid 2. Tara str...
She as voiced so many chaatcers that we alll gre up its crazy she even voice a boy charatcer aka timmy turner
sharp solstice
isn't he also terry in batman beyond?
Yes he is. My boyfriend got his Funko signed.
sweet marsh
I’d get sick of that real easily
I love mac and cheese, it's my favorite food
granite oxide
awesome
sweet vector
I could have met Jason Marsden (aka Max Goofy, Jason from BMW, DJ's rich friend from Full House) a couple years ago. He was at a convention I went to
turbid knot
https://tenor.com/view/french-fries-fries-mcdonalds-fast-food-gif-13231858338563...
Yum
turbid knot
I love tater tots
Sonic has good tots 
granite oxide
depends on the food for me. like i can't eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich anymore. had that for years as a kid. but i could never get tired of pasta.
north quarry
Sonic has good tots <:Smirkk:1162230628373245993>
Yes they do
sharp solstice
if you could only eat one food for the rest of your life what would it be?
Spaghetti
umbral bay
Sonic has good tots <:Smirkk:1162230628373245993>
get em covered in cheese!!!! even better!
spark light
(@sharp solstice feel free to re-upload without the first acronym on that last message, as it's blocked by our language filter)
sharp solstice
(<@967509638398476369> feel free to re-upload without the first acronym on that ...
?
bold kindle
if you could only eat one food for the rest of your life what would it be?
Poutine
spark light
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Feel free to reach out to ModMail with any questions, we have a guide here: #1081418095228358702
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@turbid knot what about you? What food would you eat?
lime heath
Yesterday I got some frozen cabbage rolls and had them for supper tonight, not that bad actually
spark light
Frozen food has come a long way!
lime heath
Frozen food has come a long way!
It really has!!! Except I can’t do frozen pizza
sleek shadow
if you could only eat one food for the rest of your life what would it be?
i wouldnt choose because theyre all unhealthy choices 👀
bold kindle
Hmm frozen pizza, my favorite brand is not available in Canada anymore.
sleek shadow
Hmm frozen pizza, my favorite brand is not available in Canada anymore.
whats your favorite brand?
lime heath
Hmm frozen pizza, my favorite brand is not available in Canada anymore.
Mom liked that brand too and doesn’t like any others now
bold kindle
whats your favorite brand?
Delissio made by Nestlé.
They had the best sauce and pepperoni imo
sleek shadow
Delissio made by Nestlé.
They had the best sauce and pepperoni imo
ah
bold kindle
Also the crust was really rising sigh
fluid berry
Where's a good place to find friends to visit?
spark light
Where's a good place to find friends to visit?
The best way is to chat in our game channels ( #spoiler-chat or #no-spoiler-chat, being sure to mind the pinned spoiler policy in that channel) and see if someone is offering visits or you can share that you are looking for visitors and then get permission to DM someone to exchange codes
Welcome to the server!
ocean lichen
I’m off to bed goodnight everyone ✨
spark light
I’m off to bed goodnight everyone ✨
Have a good night, rest well!
sweet marsh
I’m off to bed goodnight everyone ✨
Good night!
ocean lichen
Have a good night, rest well!
spark light
Haha Marie is so cute. One of my favorites
umbral bay
I’m so happy tomorrow is Friday. Finally get to do valentines dinner (very late but what we agreed upon), nail appt and veg out all weekend
granite oxide
and now friday is stuck in my head. lol
sweet vector
Tomorrow I'm going to see Dune part 2
sweet marsh
Good night everyone. I'm going to bed
spark light
Good night Gigi!
north quarry
Good night everyone. I'm going to bed
Goodnight
ocean lichen
Good night everyone. I'm going to bed
Goodnight 💤
sweet marsh
Goodnight dreamlight
coarse sky
HEY gng!
north quarry
@regal terrace do you like my new pfp
plucky sand
<@808555227300626492> do you like my new pfp
is that Nia??... 
north quarry
is that Nia??... <a:run:1017332129144778783>
regal terrace
is that Nia??... <a:run:1017332129144778783>
turbid knot
<@610325041690837006> what about you? What food would you eat?
Oreos
plucky sand
plucky sand
Oreos <:Smirkk:1162230628373245993>
turbid knot
<a:NM_peepoILY:740596242010341446>
Mia 
spark light
Oreos <:Smirkk:1162230628373245993>
regal terrace
Oreos 
double stuff is the standard for me
north quarry
https://tenor.com/view/wwe-la-knight-gif-27358687
Its LA Knight game YEAHH
tranquil hedge
Lovely time zones all! How is everyone
north quarry
Lovely time zones all! How is everyone
Im doing well Mojo hope u doing well also
turbid knot
<:shockedpikachu:699997446301810758>
I’m a Oreo fanatic
turbid knot
Oreos <:yum:700059658039328938> double stuff is the standard for me
No freeze the birthday cake ones are superior 
spark light
I’m a Oreo fanatic
Have you tried the Space Oreo flavor?
turbid knot
Have you tried the Space Oreo flavor?
Yes I have them im waiting for the dirt ones to come out cause im buying those
spark light
Yes I have them <:Smirkk:1162230628373245993> im waiting for the dirt ones to co...
Dirt?!
tranquil hedge
Im doing well Mojo hope u doing well also
im good thank you! Still not the best pain wise but im good
north quarry
im good thank you! Still not the best pain wise but im good
Hope you feel better Mojo
tranquil hedge
Speaking of Oreos we have these in the cupboard. I haven't tried them yet. NZ only has the main flavors and a couple others not like the US but these are new to us here
turbid knot
Speaking of Oreos we have these in the cupboard. I haven't tried them yet. NZ on...
I want
spark light
All right this does look tasty!
spark light
Speaking of Oreos we have these in the cupboard. I haven't tried them yet. NZ on...
Never seen berry!
clever marlin
regal terrace
<a:PolterPeek:1147508194780905543>
Hello dood of stars
clever marlin
Ola boots
tranquil hedge
Never seen berry!
Neither! first time im seeing them! So ill have to try them later!
spark light
I have to go out with ppl and I don’t want to lol 😭
Aw. I hope it's not for too long! You got this 
sleek shadow
I have to go out with ppl and I don’t want to lol 😭
you got this, youll be fine!
rustic cargo
👀
cunning hearth
Lunch, don’t skip yours! 
clever marlin
Not me seeing that while i eat breakfast
tranquil hedge
Lunch, don’t skip yours! <:sparklepika:950329622334156850>
That looks amazing!!!!
north quarry
Lunch, don’t skip yours! <:sparklepika:950329622334156850>
Yumm enjoy your lunch
spark light
Just finished dinner and now I'm hungry again haha
clever marlin
plucky sand
Not me seeing that while i eat breakfast
whatcha having for breakfast?
clever marlin
Spaghet
cunning hearth
Just finished dinner and now I'm hungry again haha
You should eat more 
spark light
You should eat more <:tetsuWao:788888382101127188>
Hmmm maybe I need to find some dessert!
modern breach
lime heath
When you get too confident in a game and you get humbled very quickly
tranquil hedge
When you get too confident in a game and you get humbled very quickly <:z_florkw...
Relatable ahaha
clever marlin
north quarry
Just finished dinner and now I'm hungry again haha
Same im hungry also lol
lime heath
Relatable ahaha
I was like …… okay then, I’ll just take my leave and go
tranquil hedge
I was like …… okay then, I’ll just take my leave and go
What game are you playing??
clever marlin
Foamstars
tranquil hedge
Foamstars
I played the tutorial for that the other day, it was alright! Different than what i usually play
clever marlin
It's fun 
i like the unique mechanics and not your typical bang bang shoot gameplay
modern breach
I'm tied of my car breaking down. It's exhausting
tranquil hedge
It's fun <:NM_peepoDerp:713724690929156166> i like the unique mechanics and not ...
Yeah exactly! Its cool how you can design a lounge type thing and that too
tranquil hedge
<a:pepeCoffee:729673062953386074>
Ahaha im sorry to hear that though, at least you can make a joke about it 
But that is annoying ❤️ And i send my good support your way! Please keep safe
modern breach
What no it just was a joke.
I have a car tho and it's working fine.
I'll see myself out. Byeeeeee! 
spark light
I'll see myself out. Byeeeeee! <a:CatCryWave:1072264127743021137>
Get back here 
tranquil hedge
@modern breach Oh..... ahahah sorry sometimes im super gullible my brothers like t ouse that to their advantage all the time and they trick me alot ahah
modern breach
Get back here <a:nyasDrag:661665924578803765>
I do actually have to go to work in a moment though 
tranquil hedge
Tears of the kingdom
Oh ive heard of that but i havent tried it myself! Are you enjoying it though!
modern breach
I can't believe I've never played a Zelda game other than like 30 minutes of Breath Of the Wild.
It should be my kind of game but just can't get into them really.
lime heath
Oh ive heard of that but i havent tried it myself! Are you enjoying it though!
Yessss, it’s actually my second play through and I actually forgot so many things so it’s like I am playing it for the first time but I did remember tricks I learned from the first time playing
Breath of the wild was my first Zelda game as the switch was my first console and I was hooked
clever marlin
I thought this was a Dood joke answer <:NekoLost:879543300506394694>
I thought we already established that i neva joke