off-topic

[final nebula]

[boreal hedge]

They aslo

Have feelings

[final nebula]

patrick having a cucumber head doesn't mean cucumber is human

[boreal hedge]

Im a star

Not cucumber

[proven stag]

no ur patrick

[final nebula]

[proven stag]

dunkleo

[hearty schooner]

Genshin Story, but, edited

[final nebula]

you play genshin?

[dusty agate]

Yes

Oh god

[final nebula]

can i be your dinosaur

[boreal hedge]

U have the weight

[maiden verge]

I want to do animation

I have a toad as a pet named Cakey 🧁

I had a bearded dragon

I love savannah monitor’s

So do I!

And leopard geckos (I had one named Kaiyen)

and Yin and Yang were twins

[dusty agate]

@final nebula

[final nebula]

OKAY FINE YOU CAN TALK TO DIRAC

[dusty agate]

Huh

[final nebula]

but not tane

[dusty agate]

I was just going to say hi

[final nebula]

hello

[dusty agate]

[final nebula]

poor soul

[dusty agate]

Are u gonna yeet me in ur basement

[dusty agate]

Wasa

[final nebula]

wata

[dusty agate]

Feet are in tof disc

U dont?

[south garnet]

i sleep zzzzzzzzzz

[maiden verge]

Yeah those, but they used to be able to be pets…don’t they “walk on water” I forgot the craze of why people were getting them

[final nebula]

i am getting closer to sleep

[maiden verge]

No sleep! My Octavia Prime got logged in last week…. Idk what has been going on in WF world tbh since the TennoCon 💀💀💀

[south garnet]

i have to wake up in 5 hours

still cant sleep

zzzzz

[south garnet]

Lastest Tenno Con the Lotus cosplay is gorgeous

[south garnet]

i'm in leveling loop for 3 days

i hate to forma this gun

[south garnet]

https://youtube.com/shorts/FYwaxfJjjNI?

[maiden verge]

I haven’t done anything except listen to the music I made with Octavia Prime…. Bcuz I’m still overloaded from all that leveling just before TennoCon! I should’ve stopped but I wanted to be “prepared” now I’m burnt out 🤣

[south garnet]

mother lotus

[south garnet]

i'm too tired for gaming

[maiden verge]

Same! I logged into TOF, stared at it for 10 mins, then left 😭

[south garnet]

what game then

[final nebula]

my day in tof

do dailies

do eat mia food

then check weeklies

[marble lion]

[final nebula]

do 1 joint operation

[south garnet]

i just go spent my vitality, accept daily quest, doesn't do anything

exit the game

[final nebula]

and events/exploration

nah i have to feed my pets

i am getting ready for the new game mode pets war

[marble lion]

no thanks

[south garnet]

but i have to entry raid

[marble lion]

i only want yandere gf to eat me

[maiden verge]

I wish they would adjust the pet system…I’m tired of them running away lmao 😂

[south garnet]

and solo OOW, FCH

[maiden verge]

I didn’t even spend vitality 🥲

[marble lion]

it is

it is

[south garnet]

too lazy to run sorry

[marble lion]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/956086672418832394/1174057190462586980/muelsyse_with_clones_aris_dance.gif?ex=656634f7&is=6553bff7&hm=929722ce351fe9cd5eef2f3303f0d6597929ffb959b25981c684748a62e4fc2b&

[south garnet]

i use quick spent or something

im too lazy to move

aaaa i got kidnapped

help meee

[dusty agate]

Meaw

[maiden verge]

I have no choice but to go to kitchen cuz my toddler thinks Mi-a is touchscreen on my pc and presses on the Tv to “activate”

I’m too lazy for that

[maiden verge]

I do that too, if I remember 💀

[maiden verge]

Aww but my cat

Is royalty 🤣

[proven stag]

KITTY IN A COSTUMEEEEE

the BEST

[maiden verge]

[proven stag]

they're related

[maiden verge]

@proven stag my dog is worse

[maiden verge]

She doesn’t move in the s same time zone as us

[proven stag]

LOLL

[south garnet]

My cat doesnt like clothes

[proven stag]

i love them

from what

[maiden verge]

Aww still a cutie!

[proven stag]

i ... dont wanna be eaten

[proven stag]

NYANNNNN HIIII

BABY KITTY

[burnt vessel]

hiii

[maiden verge]

Sounds like a horoscope reading

[burnt vessel]

So many cute bebes

[maiden verge]

Wait are you Flan?

[proven stag]

I MISSED YOU

[proven stag]

yes that is LOL

[burnt vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/hug-anime-cute-gif-25588758

[maiden verge]

Oh sorry, @boreal hedge I remembered your request

[final nebula]

wait why nyan is here

[maiden verge]

[final nebula]

i did not ping her

[proven stag]

nyan came for cute cats

[burnt vessel]

hi squishy

[proven stag]

[maiden verge]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-scared-afraid-dead-fan-gif-23609857

[burnt vessel]

Yep, I was summoned

[final nebula]

hello

[burnt vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/hug-anime-cute-gif-25588758

[proven stag]

nyan i want more photos of ur kitty please

[maiden verge]

That’s what the skeleton is for, thisthis comment 💀

[burnt vessel]

he's not with me rn

[proven stag]

[proven stag]

AHAHAH

tummy

i love

so much

[burnt vessel]

My catto loves belly rubs

[maiden verge]

So does mine

[marble lion]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/956086672418832394/1174057190462586980/muelsyse_with_clones_aris_dance.gif?ex=656634f7&is=6553bff7&hm=929722ce351fe9cd5eef2f3303f0d6597929ffb959b25981c684748a62e4fc2b&

[final nebula]

lots of muffen kittens

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-burger-tinycat-lunch-kitty-gif-25356075

[maiden verge]

Cuz of granny!

[proven stag]

gib cat lots when u see him again pls

[final nebula]

okay i will actually go sleep

[proven stag]

yummy

[burnt vessel]

OK!

[proven stag]

goobnight squitty

[final nebula]

[burnt vessel]

No, don't go

[proven stag]

[final nebula]

i will make troubles tomorrow

[burnt vessel]

[final nebula]

i will not go i will sleep

[burnt vessel]

Imagine spending half of your life sleeping

[final nebula]

wwaait symphony has a catto?

[proven stag]

that should be me

[final nebula]

tane i will not fall to your tricks

[burnt vessel]

Or be catto and spend 90% of your life sleeping

[proven stag]

THISSSSS should be me

LMAOO

[final nebula]

[maiden verge]

Yes! He’s visiting his (with my dog too) granny right now getting spoiled

[final nebula]

nnice

i go bedge

[maiden verge]

Night night

[final nebula]

i havent played hsr since you told me not to play it nyan

[burnt vessel]

I discovered r/waifuism today and I regret reddit

[burnt vessel]

I'm so proud of you squishy

[final nebula]

but i will play it on next patch

then quit again

quitting cycle

[burnt vessel]

just quit forever

Delete it

[final nebula]

good night i might play reverse 1999 instead

[burnt vessel]

is that another gacha

[boreal hedge]

cutege

i lost all my chess mmr trying to win with premoves

[burnt vessel]

bad rng

[boreal hedge]

i rnged chess

[burnt vessel]

[boreal hedge]

which one

i see no read thing

there you go

@boreal hedge

the red string of fate

[winged thunder]

[boreal hedge]

u have been afk

for like 5 hours

[winged thunder]

i was living up to my absolutely fucked sleep schedule sir

[marble lion]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/946719897390563328/1171329159000236103/dororo.gif?ex=655c4849&is=6549d349&hm=b74b1a16209f7d2f64c1b62418ea5dc9d43c7228344ede0a9e0ab0308b8cbc61&

[boreal hedge]

[boreal hedge]

i tried to make another video of premove wins

and now my mmr is 100

thats basically waht you missed

oh and we ship wasa and squatty now

[winged thunder]

i didnt miss anything

[boreal hedge]

[winged thunder]

except the vid u tried

[boreal hedge]

i mean

i got something stupid

not good

couldnt do the fried liver one

caues when you drop to 100 mmr

no one even knows how to respond to basic e4

they play random shit

[winged thunder]

theres abby, the relationship is very onesided tho

[boreal hedge]

mika i cant belive you where in sw server

and you got the roles worng

the one i was simping hard for was niko

not abby

[winged thunder]

ik

but niko gone

[boreal hedge]

he is still there

one might say hope is still there

but not me

[winged thunder]

i will ban u sir

[boreal hedge]

why are you unleashing squishy agian

we barly got him out

[winged thunder]

[boreal hedge]

im the proof that zodiak is bullshit

[winged thunder]

no dirac i mean

[boreal hedge]

if i show you the shawarma that i sleep on

[winged thunder]

im virgo too

[boreal hedge]

i break every rule of the virgo

[winged thunder]

[boreal hedge]

i knew ur special mika

[winged thunder]

[boreal hedge]

ur not fat

sir

from now on

ur promoted to chubby

[winged thunder]

[boreal hedge]

abyss reported me

[winged thunder]

understandable

[boreal hedge]

he took 30 rating points in one game

from winning

[winged thunder]

thats cuz ur bad not cuz hes good

[boreal hedge]

u know i droped from 1350 to 1320 for trolling him

i litrally need 3 games to get that back

3 wins

[winged thunder]

[boreal hedge]

[winged thunder]

wdym

u need

more then 3

[boreal hedge]

lies

[winged thunder]

right

[boreal hedge]

everyone i play with ads me

i even let players that blunders queen to try again

[warm hinge]

[boreal hedge]

Froggo

Big fan

[civic spoke]

Do I know you?

[boreal hedge]

[civic spoke]

I have bwaa

[boreal hedge]

U dont remember me ofc

[civic spoke]

I don’t recognise the name or pfp so

[boreal hedge]

Fair

Still big fan

[civic spoke]

Why do I have notes on you

Why does it include the word feet

[winged thunder]

squitty was right dirac evil

[boreal hedge]

Me no evil

Me pure

[winged thunder]

evil

[boreal hedge]

Pure

[civic spoke]

“Worships ANY feet”

Tf did you do back when I used to chat here

[boreal hedge]

[civic spoke]

Sussy

[boreal hedge]

I honestly don't remember

[civic spoke]

Real

Ok bye bye

[boreal hedge]

🫡

[civic spoke]

Till next week or something

[boreal hedge]

See in a month

[civic spoke]

If I remember idk

Still need to change my things

[lunar tulip]

my time has come

[civic spoke]

What

[winged thunder]

hi hy

[lunar tulip]

oh hello froggo

[civic spoke]

[lunar tulip]

it's been awhile

[civic spoke]

I’m just about to go

[lunar tulip]

hae hae Mike

[civic spoke]

Till next time I remember this place

Byee

[lunar tulip]

this is the realest thing I've ever read

[boreal hedge]

What happened to frogo

Mika what did u do

[winged thunder]

we kicked her out for reasons, not me alone i will add it was a collective decision

[boreal hedge]

Bulli

Ill add tge role evil for u

Executive

[lunar tulip]

Mike being called evil. that's nostalgic

[winged thunder]

397404721205477407

thats nostalgic

[lunar tulip]

it is

[winged thunder]

i mean what i sent

[lunar tulip]

last time I was here someone said u were evil lmao

[civic spoke]

Always was evil

Evicting me and that

I lurk

[winged thunder]

channel agreed on eviction im innocent

[boreal hedge]

Flan how did u let that happen

[winged thunder]

what is this dirac where my german role

[boreal hedge]

[boreal hedge]

Bro

Compair to damon

Ur not german

[winged thunder]

thats fair

[boreal hedge]

That dude worships Germany

U dont give thay vibe

[rocky tangle]

[winged thunder]

[civic spoke]

You bonked me a ton of times

You are not innocent

You are guilty

[winged thunder]

as per the rules, froggo

i did not break any rules in the process

[civic spoke]

How do we throw out person

[civic spoke]

I will make your floor into Lego

[winged thunder]

my point stands

[boreal hedge]

[civic spoke]

Your point is gone

It left when the floor was Lego

[winged thunder]

ill make froggo the mod of this channel if anyone here beats any rad 3.0

[civic spoke]

Back to somewhere that isn’t here

[boreal hedge]

[boreal hedge]

Wpuld u be interested in the "evil german" role

[winged thunder]

dirac

thats every german

wdym

[boreal hedge]

Someone just pronounced my name dirach

I feel sick

[winged thunder]

new csm chapter

[boreal hedge]

[winged thunder]

do u know schnoz

[boreal hedge]

The what now

[winged thunder]

and this dood says he likes berserk

[boreal hedge]

[winged thunder]

now u know

[gray mauve]

https://tenor.com/view/nan-yin-butterfly-sigh-anime-girl-tower-of-fantasy-gif-15931580980338339260

good morning

[past quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/mimi-tower-of-fantasy-anime-gacha-game-gif-8369799744091941293

goodnight

[zealous narwhal]

[obsidian grove]

issa cute baby

[winged thunder]

eph

[winged thunder]

[south lake]

[winged thunder]

u left too late

[south lake]

mb

[gloomy surge]

@winged thunder i am becoming same as you... games after 8 hours of sleep no blunder or mistake 80%+ accuracy... meanwhile games i play after 9 hours of work atleast 5 inaccuracy and 3 mistake with 64% accuracy

[winged thunder]

sounds about right

[gloomy surge]

first game where opening accuracy 99.2

[winged thunder]

soon the 3k attempts trying to go back to 2.4k too

issok we that u do puzzles only when 8 hrs sleep

[gloomy surge]

issok... puzzles dont mean much if i actually improve in real game

[gloomy surge]

holidays ending today... i go back to my 4 6 hours of sleep schedule

[winged thunder]

we wait for next holidays issok

[gloomy surge]

next holiday season next year

only got sunday mornings ig

[winged thunder]

atleast something

[winged thunder]

meanwhile i try to only do puzzles when i have 8 hrs keyword try, theres been some accidents in the past which leads to me playing normally with 4 hrs

[proven stag]

?????? a-are u ok..

[gloomy surge]

btw i just realized isnt it 6.30 am or something for you? where sleep?

[winged thunder]

4.30

[proven stag]

how to sleep standing

[winged thunder]

i semi fixed my schedule yesterday which led to me accidently sleeping for like 3 hrs earlier so my schedule is absolutely fucked again cuz i wont be able to sleep b4 7

[gloomy surge]

yes 4 half difference not 2 half

[proven stag]

and totally not sleep deprivation?

[gusty ferry]

my junior high school teacher able to do it flawlessly.

[proven stag]

that’s wild wth

[proven stag]

how does someone start doing this tho

[gusty ferry]

hash life = more skill

[proven stag]

spare sleep pls🤲

[marble lion]

brotha stelle is the meaniest person

[hearty schooner]

Everyone after Archon Story

[winged thunder]

@boreal hedge look where i arrived

[winged thunder]

might be time to download invincibility, cant be bothered to walk back the 350 times i'll die

if i find 1

already got benchwarp but cant place benches in path of pain

i mean not like it makes a diff if i have invincibility or not just makes it easier to get back u get tp'ed to a checkpoint if u hit something

u also take dmg if u hit and if u die u dont get tped to the checkpoint but to the last bench u sat on

ah fuck debug mod disables the tp if u get hit too if u enable invi guess ill just suffer

nvm i can place benches now saved

wont lose my sanity for 5 hrs, reduced to 3

[marble lion]

should i do a 10 pull

[gloomy surge]

dont become UP

[honest coral]

[marble lion]

its a yes or no smh

[snow hound]

2nd most relaxing location

[winged thunder]

whats the first

[snow hound]

The path of pain

[winged thunder]

i just went trough that pain, stop saying its relaxing

hi cakey tho

[snow hound]

Hi hi

It ok

Abs rad is also very relaxing

But you aren’t there yet so dw about it

Go win

[winged thunder]

how about any rad 3.0

[snow hound]

No

I am not a masochist

I am Cakey

OBLITERATOR OF CUTE CLAWAS

[winged thunder]

fair enough

[snow hound]

@gentle grove

[winged thunder]

i would say any rad 3.0 goes beyond masochism tho

[snow hound]

Any rad 3.0 is just proof of concept material

Doesn’t feel fun anymore

[winged thunder]

anymore?

[snow hound]

I did any rad 1

I played 2 a bit but never finished

[winged thunder]

cakey a madman

[snow hound]

And I opened abs rad 3 and was like

Why

[winged thunder]

wait

are we talking about abs or any

[snow hound]

Any

I just say abs rad out of habit

[winged thunder]

how long did any 1 take u

[snow hound]

[snow hound]

A few days

Cool achievement but

100% a waste of time

2 and 3 are worse

[winged thunder]

only few days

[snow hound]

I saw what other people did so I had a lot of reference material

[winged thunder]

i have yet to see someone beat 3

[snow hound]

It was just practicing the movement

[snow hound]

I don’t think anyone has

[winged thunder]

exactly

[snow hound]

Either way

I find other things to entertain myself

Like suffering and crying or exercise

Or all at once

Bashing my head against a wall ad nauseum is not fun

[stone lily]

[winged thunder]

istg if i see anyone beat any rad 3 ever ill believe the dood met the pale king himself

[stone lily]

Man I’m old

[winged thunder]

aiya

[stone lily]

Henlo

[gloomy surge]

clearly a no... in what world except gachaland or copiumland would that be a yes?

[zealous narwhal]

hae haeee

@stone lily hug

[stone lily]

[rocky tangle]

[gray mauve]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/854728619217256449.gif?size=48&name=dan&quality=lossless

[marble lion]

ez

[zealous narwhal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1136879746781810718.gif?v=1

[final nebula]

Damn i slept too much

[frank wren]

h o w

[frank wren]

300 ping

[marble lion]

me eu but play asia server

[frank wren]

o

[frank wren]

Why play on Asia

Friends?

I used to do the same, but for NA

I would just play on 2 accounts

[marble lion]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1127327276309168139.gif?size=128&quality=lossless

[frank wren]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1017571511000903712.gif?size=96&quality=lossless

Luckily for HSR it doesn't really make much of a difference

In comparison to other games

[final nebula]

@gloomy surge shinri is back

[marble lion]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/956086672418832394/1174057190462586980/muelsyse_with_clones_aris_dance.gif?ex=656634f7&is=6553bff7&hm=929722ce351fe9cd5eef2f3303f0d6597929ffb959b25981c684748a62e4fc2b&

[gray mauve]

squitty

i pulled a qiqi

[boreal hedge]

Waking up 1 min before alarm

[zealous narwhal]

hae haee patrac

[boreal hedge]

Hi

[boreal hedge]

Imms make coohy u want some

[hearty schooner]

[boreal hedge]

why is the mod icon a bonker

[frank wren]

Good question

I haven't noticed that

Till

Uhh

Today

[boreal hedge]

[zealous narwhal]

sus

[boreal hedge]

alfa has a cop icon

makes more sense

[frank wren]

Mods are just executioners

[zealous narwhal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/751471718769361046.gif?v=1

[frank wren]

We get instructions

And do the

Dirty work

[zealous narwhal]

I'm just a normal member

[frank wren]

Same

[zealous narwhal]

[rocky tangle]

[rocky tangle]

[frank wren]

Time to behave

[boreal hedge]

guns are out

i though your weapon of choice would be the hammer

[rocky tangle]

Im innoguilty
I mean Innocent

[boreal hedge]

chaos guilty 100%

[rocky tangle]

[frank wren]

Guilty till proven innocent

[stone lily]

Love how every role just stares

But mod acts

[rocky tangle]

[frank wren]

Dirty work

Just like I said

[boreal hedge]

well bills has to be paid

somehow

[frank wren]

frfr

[final nebula]

evil mods invasion

[boreal hedge]

[frank wren]

I AM NOT EVIL

[boreal hedge]

hi

[frank wren]

[boreal hedge]

i gave you the role of the doxxer in our server

the one and only

[final nebula]

thats what every ebil mod sya

[frank wren]

😭

[final nebula]

[final nebula]

issok

i am ebil mod too in other servers

[frank wren]

[boreal hedge]

power corrupts

[frank wren]

WHAAA

[boreal hedge]

does anyone have a good pepe oopsy emote

[lament prairie]

given the GoTY discussions what would people here say is their top 3 games of the past 5 years?

[boreal hedge]

does chess count?

5 years is such a long time

its hard to just pick 3

[lament prairie]

id say noita, one step from eden and yakuza like a dragon for me

[boreal hedge]

elden ring has to be there for sure

[final nebula]

why are you in aida cafe

[boreal hedge]

doxxxxxx

[lament prairie]

eh just go with whatever noones gonna shoot you if you change your mind later

although...

[frank wren]

Chess goated fr

[final nebula]

no chess

chess is not gacha

[lament prairie]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1349230/5D_Chess_With_Multiverse_Time_Travel/ i prefer chess 2

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[boreal hedge]

it is

its rng

[final nebula]

it is not

[boreal hedge]

im 100 elo now

[final nebula]

how can someone be 2800

with rng

[lament prairie]

um

i never said gacha?

[boreal hedge]

i lost all mmr

trying to win with premoves

im a 100 player now

[rocky tangle]

Emote yoiking

[rocky tangle]

Y u premove

[frank wren]

Bro thinks he is Hikaru 💀

[boreal hedge]

i have a vid

wait

[rocky tangle]

Well it works ig

[lament prairie]

in 5d chess the premoves are the entire game

[rocky tangle]

His pfp is a disguise

[frank wren]

💀

[lament prairie]

you can get checkmated if another timeline premoves the right way

its not a joke game

those are actual mechanics

[rocky tangle]

In 5D chess
My head is premoving brain errors

[boreal hedge]

if game is premovable by force

then it has low entropy

making it not a good game

5d or not

[frank wren]

Online Chess players trynna premove over the board 💀

[boreal hedge]

it means its solvable

[rocky tangle]

5D Chess is too much for me

[boreal hedge]

there is a hikaru clip

[rocky tangle]

I seen a few of his clips on yt recomms
Bro is a scary genius

[frank wren]

He is like

What

[frank wren]

Top 3 in Classic

Right now

[final nebula]

he is rank 1 bullet

[boreal hedge]

bro was looking for the mouse

he has lots of weird interations like this

when your super focused

[lament prairie]

wonder if any grandmasters have played 5d chess

[boreal hedge]

he makes really weird moves

[lament prairie]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2zg-66eTY8

[rocky tangle]

Bro is so hyperfocused on Virtual chess that he forgor to move his pieces with his hand

[frank wren]

[lament prairie]

seems they couldnt understand 5d chess

like i get going nah this is too silly for me im out but missing basic mechanics is weird

[boreal hedge]

i think even GMs

overfit their brain on classical chess

[frank wren]

Playing one game for like

8 hours

Is pretty

Rough

[boreal hedge]

every time i play project zombiod

the only thing i have in mind is

i need more booleats

[frank wren]

i need more booleats
i need more booleats
i need more booleats
need more weapawns

[rocky tangle]

In a row or with breaks?
(Excluding toilet breaks)

[frank wren]

In a row

You can take breaks whenever you want of course

[boreal hedge]

bigger weapooons

[frank wren]

But it takes away your time

[rocky tangle]

Man
I wish I could do that

[frank wren]

It is so draining

Especially at such a high level

Where one mediocre move can pretty much ruin your entire game

And you are just forced to sit through and play

Even tho you know that you will most likely lose

[rocky tangle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/989163959330410636/1104465718902272092/video0-7.mp4?ex=6562345b&is=654fbf5b&hm=4031435fe5e5d903da9dfe052cfd436076939176c8658915104e6644820137cf& finally found the meme

[boreal hedge]

more boooleats biger weapons

i wanna play project zombiod today

after i lost my 3 months charecter

i uninstalled

[rocky tangle]

Biccer kanon?

[boreal hedge]

it still hurts

to this day

[boreal hedge]

u sound like a high mmr chess palyer

we need to play

i like to be destroyed by higher mmr players

[rocky tangle]

Random confession
I never played virtual chess
I only did chess irl

[boreal hedge]

then its time to play virtual chess

[frank wren]

I play every now and then

[gray mauve]

https://tenor.com/view/flenpi-gif-24508522

[boreal hedge]

we talk about chess alot in off topic

join whenever

[rocky tangle]

Maybe someday

Im quite out of shape btw

[boreal hedge]

i dont know if 400 game a week is normal

[frank wren]

I will be around here more often anyway, so gooood topic

I am a chess enjoyer

[rocky tangle]

Chess was my first sport

[frank wren]

I even bought a pretty expensive House of Staunton Chess set back then

[boreal hedge]

every time i buy a set for the office

the social media team break it

making videos

[frank wren]

I think my set is like worth 500-600 dollars

[boreal hedge]

they always lose peices

[frank wren]

Hell nah 💀

[boreal hedge]

my set is worth 5 dollars

[frank wren]

Lemme see if I have pictures

[rocky tangle]

When I was young I wanted a Lego chess set
But it was expensiveAF
Even the ancient kiddo tactic of begging for several days didnt get my hands on it

[frank wren]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/727293344136560785/956255985893273711/20211214_112135.jpg?ex=655e4649&is=654bd149&hm=c1b7de63b345d9fcb0032bdb1c2ee88e34e0247b75b9517d9f72bebc94d8a608&

[boreal hedge]

thats a pretty set

ok ur at least 2k player

from what i see

what is your fav opening

that will tell me your elo

[frank wren]

The English and Caro-Kann

[boreal hedge]

[frank wren]

[boreal hedge]

i played the caro kann till i reached 1200

then i switched the sicilian

[frank wren]

Which

[rocky tangle]

Btw did u only play Virtual chess or did u do irl chess to?

[boreal hedge]

i never played actual real chess

other than coworkers

i started chess in 2022

[rocky tangle]

I partaked in Junior tournaments when I was young

[boreal hedge]

accelerated dragon

[frank wren]

Sheeeseh

[boreal hedge]

nah its not a good opening

ngl

after playing hundreds of games

i think the caro is more solid

[frank wren]

Caro do be kinda

Draw-ish

Tho

With black

That is all you need often times

LOL

Same for

[boreal hedge]

2k player

[frank wren]

King's Indian

[boreal hedge]

u speak like a 2k player

[frank wren]

And sheee

[boreal hedge]

in my elo everyone thinks the advance will just auto win them

and ngl the advance caro is really boring

[rocky tangle]

I dunno opening names tbh
Hows the one called whereby u move E pawn 2 tiles

[boreal hedge]

thats why i stoped playing it

e4 is the kings pawn opening

[frank wren]

Caro is definitely not the most exciting opening

[boreal hedge]

after that you have lots of options

[frank wren]

But I guess

It do be like that with theory

[rocky tangle]

I always start with that

[frank wren]

Where you don't always play for the win

[boreal hedge]

my most won openeing is the italian

i play full thoery

like i know all main lines

[frank wren]

I just play the English

[boreal hedge]

i watched a 9 videos series about it

[frank wren]

Because

Who knows

How to play that

No one

[rocky tangle]

Does Pineapple to C6 works?

[boreal hedge]

[rocky tangle]

[boreal hedge]

once magnus carlson was asked

if you gonna play vs alian

that will destroy earth if you lose

what opening ull play

he said the english

and he explained why

btw chaos english is the c4 opening

[rocky tangle]

What if u could change 1 piece to an different object that isnt a chess piece what will u choose

[frank wren]

A nuke

ICBM gambit

[boreal hedge]

the plain

[rocky tangle]

Im not briish so I dont play that

Is there a dutch opening?

[frank wren]

There is

Dutch Defense

I guess

[frank wren]

The English is just pretty weird to play against

[boreal hedge]

dutch is very theoritical

[frank wren]

Requires solid foundation

[rocky tangle]

Just curious

[frank wren]

And good basics

[rocky tangle]

How does it work

[frank wren]

Tho, if I wanna win with White

[frank wren]

I guess something like the Vienna

Is cooler

[boreal hedge]

vienna gambit

if they go knight f6

[frank wren]

Vienna or Nimzo

[final nebula]

chess nerds

[boreal hedge]

nimzo makes me feel squeezed

i hate it

[final nebula]

stop playing it then

[frank wren]

I hate it when people play the Caro against me

Because

[boreal hedge]

play the fantasy

[frank wren]

I studied the Fantasy Variation like crazy

[rocky tangle]

I should play that one someday

[boreal hedge]

should teach them a listen

[frank wren]

Legit free win usually

Especially when they take

[boreal hedge]

yeah fantasy is really ahrd

[frank wren]

Because they are at a loss

[boreal hedge]

to play against

unless you actually know theory

[frank wren]

Also not easy to play

[rocky tangle]

I once won a mirror match irl

Bish was 0 brain when moving
Queen go brrrr

[boreal hedge]

rn im studiying the petrof

[frank wren]

Petrov is neat

[rocky tangle]

Since Chess is based on real life war
I request Sun Tzu chess piece

[boreal hedge]

i dont think its based on real life war

[frank wren]

Sun Tzu Gambit

Warp the entire playing field

[rocky tangle]

Thats what I have been thaught bout Chess lore

[boreal hedge]

real war is much more darker

than just capturing the king

[frank wren]

When the London System hits

💀

[rocky tangle]

Ik

[boreal hedge]

london players

[frank wren]

Easily top 5

Most boring

Openings

[boreal hedge]

u should always punish them

with c5

and go queen side

early

[rocky tangle]

I always play the Elizabeth
Whereby my Queen never dies until 96 turns atleast

[boreal hedge]

dont make them have fun

[frank wren]

I don't think

London players

Have fun

Ever

[boreal hedge]

btw i played like a thousand london game

fr

[frank wren]

Unironically having the London as your main opening

Has to like idk

Be some kind of

Trauma

[boreal hedge]

i actually studied it alot

i mean

[frank wren]

That makes one play it

[boreal hedge]

its actually very easy to win with

also low mmr players

self destruct

after like 10 moves

so with london you know

[frank wren]

Against people who have no clue what they are doing

Because you took the time to learn

2 min theory

[boreal hedge]

i dunno even 1k players

they start monkey play after 10 moves

i know caues im one of them

[frank wren]

We talking

1000 online

Right

[boreal hedge]

yeah yeah

[frank wren]

Ya okay

Then even

Like idk

1.5s

Are kinda

Goofy ah

Especially if you play for end game

[boreal hedge]

im 1400ish on chess.com

i can probably reach 1500 if i keep playing rated games

and not goofy trap vids

[frank wren]

Idk how online play rating translates to like irl ratings like FIDE or whatever

[frank wren]

That is trippy

[rocky tangle]

Would mess up my board orientation

[boreal hedge]

there is a mate on Qtakes j5

[frank wren]

[boreal hedge]

this is legit

good

good stuff

(im a boomer)

[rocky tangle]

Pov: the @frank wren position

[frank wren]

💀 💀

Oh hell nah

Why me

[rocky tangle]

Misbehaved ToFo member is king

[frank wren]

#real

Public execution

Ngl

That gives me an idea

[frank wren]

Imagine there was a bot that would generate a GIF with a guillotine chopping up every member / their profile that gets banned on the server