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cakeyyyy, are you feeling better ?
o.o
:d
how many days now?
4
Well maybe more
Cus I was sicc in india but got better for a bit

so it's a little illness now?
@final nebula level 61???
yea, that's good to hear
Because india makes a point of telling you specifically about dried coconuts on top of banning flammable items
So I looked up why they are banned
because it's seem like dried wood?
Nah
It’s just really flammable
The dried flesh of a coconut combusts easily

hmm
boom
they're alternative coals
But it is kinda like dried wood ig
i think i sent a request @final nebula

is it yummy?
dried coconuts

I don’t mind it
It is munchable but I wouldn’t choose it often
If you like coconut then it’s very nice
speedrun from chapter 2 to chapter 4 time because why not xd
just don't swallow the flesh
It important to try new thjng

huh
i am having a nightmare that someone bought me coconut cake when i was a kid and i hate it 

This is the correct response
Coconut should be JUST COCONUT

or in curry it’s ok
it's still can be used as spices
yea im fine drinking coconut
entirely coconut is not right either
but their meat in other things
Including the tree
i dont really like it

should i add all the levels to the thingie

the coconut nut
hell yeah
If you eat too much
time to listen to it again
You get
V E R Y F A T

Now the coconut nut is a big big nut
But this delicious nut
IS NOT A NUT

what am i witnessing
its a kokofruit
It’s the coco fruit
From the coco tree
why do you keep going on about nut
it's a giant nut
yayayaya
yayayayaya
AYAYAYAYA

._.
Now the coconut song is stuck in my head
banana man
My brain cells are going to get a second floor
we need to find coconut man

to get the coconut free
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my smol cactus
do you want a banana
Sorry
It was just my natural response to :3
When I see :3
I must
i :3 a lot
Cactus live forever in your memory
i wonder why my cactus is dead too hot temp or no water
Cactus should be fine during overheat weather and lack of water
i have 85 hours on discord in the last 10 days according to my phone
maybe Cactus just tired of living
nearly 86 actually
Cus you can overwater them too
it look like Lays potato
noooooooooooooo
Ah
Do you use like cold water
Or smth
Cus that is not good
thorough watering done not often is best
i think
because
it's was hard raining
really hard
Was it outside
almost storm

i think yes
NOOO
😭
the flowers still good
why does everyone here like licking things
lilies and roses are fine
You’d have to change it’s pot
If you wanna make it survive
nvm
Or at least check the roots
XD
maybe

If the roots are white it should be fine I think
i ruined alfa's experience
or maybe cactus is really just tired of living
If they are brown then rotting has started
😭
Then you’d have to cut the rotting roots and put it in a new pot
With new soil
Or you can use same soil once it’s all dried up
Idk I don’t know plants

Me dumbo I just play video games and cri
hae haee cakey
im still stupid
i was traveled to mountain strawberry farm
Me when alfa/Vere/clawa
it was like 2 degrees on mountain
then they said i could buy strawberry plant to take it to my home
so i bought 1
and week ago it's deadge
because temp is too hot
😭
i already feel productive
I keep plenty of chili pepper tree at my apartment 
I can't live without them
it shouldn't be hard, and doesn't take times
there is also many botanicals guides in YouTube, quite plenty, including variant guides from traditional to modern

i like to eat strawberries
funny number
@zealous narwhal Rex face reveal 
He aint bald yet 
I rly didnt expect this one
bald
Ikr
Gib me 1 to
Bald
@gloomy surge should i come back to honkai star rail 
i heard they doing lot of fun stuffs in 1.3

play for a while and get lynx when she comes... then if u get bored can take a break again... 1.3 seems decent to me 
not interested in tuna girl
uwu
it's not Tuna. It's Surströmming
Imagine the scent
ehe
he said yes
@gloomy surge
Not the ones I care for at least 
its you 
what? hsr 1.3 is decent

everything is a skip in 1.3 for me now
HSR players be coping
, this alone makes it better than gnshn 
no it doesnt

thats because the map rewards are lower

they will do that untill they add something like abyss or elysia realm 
given genshin isnt adding permanent content stuff due to ''anxiety'' as per official interviews
i wouldnt be too optimistic about that kinda stuff
mind you, MoC = abyss
that interview was ridiculous lol
i forgot that exists
Also HSR already has those things
it was and i was really surprised given i played HI3
just elysia realm (Boundless realm/Babel) thats missing
felt like i got super misled by playing genshin etc
if i knew there wasnt going to be permanent combat stuff added id likely not have started
eh who knows, honkai impact has like 2 ways of making pulls
its abyss and rotations and elysia realm
i choose to take them at their word

Time to bother squitty then
One squitty a day keep boredom away
they already announced they aren't doing it though
if that changes, then sure
but assuming that it will after they say they specifically wont is a bad idea

nah
play operations
til you can progress story
it is a very slow process
to level in snowbreak
nom

wdym slow? need 4 days for lvl30 
anyways admin lvl80 in aether gazer now 
but does chat love you back
nice
i hope youtube get bankrupt with this new update
idc
just throw anything on my face
i won't give you data

accept already
DUDE I MISSCLICKED ON THE EASIEST PUZZLE

SAME THO
aint no way i lose on puzzle 6
misclick on easy puzzle is not like on a hard one
mine wasnt hard
it was a M1

and welp, on last one i was just blindge
missed to existence of a rook

who that
is it time
for what
i wrote it, sir
2000 kilobyte ?
Are there any codes?
DID I SEND YOU THE NEW DREAM THIS WEEK?
codes for the pc/mobile version #tof-codes
ill do tmrw
sir, u have stated that u had 2k maid pics
shut up
i do
missed 2 weeks in last 2 months

issok i put in calendar this time

all invalid, 😦
yea not for playstation
i think they expired today
i think
as well
nah they last 1 more week
there is a tof playstation server
but i don't think they have any code there
also, above it
^^
my lore is disgusting
it is like shit nsfw file but not really nsfw
completely useless
is there any way to skip all the chat and cutscens instantly?
there is skip button
but usually appear after first sentence
not everything is skippable
but 98%
boop
sorry
how and why do you know that 
i blame abyss
smh
because she doesn't touch grass

🗿
literally 3k messages here in 5 days
i touching grass everyday past week... everyday 3-4 hours in market 
who
💀 your clone
my clone?
since when did i have a clone
sir, are you forgetting that both of us got 5k a day at one point
i said both of us for a reason, sir
yea i am wondering who is the other guy
it cant be me
i am innocent
@dusty agate reminder to not visit this channel
you are banned from chatting here
good sir, tell me. since when did i get a clone
U are banned too
@rocky tangle she remembers me to the twins
Mikkj said u banned

Also btw i dont listen to u
may i ask for the reason, fellow modge
elaborate on this point specifically, please
he hate cats behaviors
He was meowing in vc
doesn't want me to meow
And told him to shut it
D:
is there any other example of this supposed hatred, squitty
@dusty agate any statement to this claim, sir?
I like cats
D:
I just dont like squitty meowing
uhhhhhhhh
i see, that is obviously justified as it is preference
wait why you having that saved
i very much apologies that my fellow authority banned you because of personal reasons, you have every right not to like it
Ty
hereby, you shall be unbanned for now
what about the genshin part tho mika
what exactly, please pinpoint it
yes, sir?
is there any occasion of that happening, all i see is him asking if anyone else does said thing, looking for help
I was asking the unlucky player if they tryhard genshin so i can ask some questions
which, is fully fair looking at the name of this channel, as you yourself squitty, stated that tof-cn is no more
i am not wrong tho
i never stated that you are, sir
i just have low iq sometimes
did ducky have any previous experience with said person?
not that i know of
then, may i ask how hes at fault
you asking too much questions
last one, kind sir
please have this little bit of more patience
why has chat turned into a court room
it always has been this way, as you can see with previous statements of squitty and a multitued of others
justice must be served
scuffed justice wooo
And u said u dont play genshin
a few examples provided, for the sake of it
miria like corruption
hell yeah i want to play as the bad guys now
am so sick and tired of gacha games always being the hero or trying to save the world
hai hai alfa
i do that everyday
Y?
then again, that was on april fools
this chat fr needs like a 1 hour lore video or something
1 hr isnt enough
Thats not knife worthy
😳
So what is the final judgement for squitty
10 hours?
no tof discussion for the rest of the day 
i want the lore video
sir, you were the one in court
considered innocent, free of all charges
Yay
till further proof gets provided for some of the points squitty made, that is

oh, and squitty for lack of evidence gets sentenced to 1 day without dis'tof, also known as tof-discussion
1 day being 24 hrs, not till the day ends that is
sir, you were the one to suggest the punishment
however, i will give you the option to
split the punishment into 3 timespans, as example 3 hrs 1 day, 20 next day and the last hr on the next one
@dusty agate you are still banned just going to let you know
Huh
let me finish ffs
as the punished timespans 

however, 1 msg per hour will need to be provided in said timespans, if in here or my dms
you also need to tell us said timespans beforehand
sir, ducky is proven innocent and free of all charges till further evidence gets provided
if said thing happens, we will establish a new trial
What would happen if i will be guilty?
depending on the charge, a ban from tof discussion between 3 hrs and 2 days, to be exact 48 hrs will be the sentence
I just had to ban someone up in Forspoken sub, it’s too early for this ish 😭🤣💀
And then I get a lovely message saying I’m a c u next Tuesday…why do any of us mod? Why are people so ugh? 🤣🤣🤣
Where does everybody go?
idk
let them cry
just feed on their tear and ban more of them
crocodiles tears taste good
cry a river for being an idiot
🤣

squishy sounds a bit angry today
They can continue to listen to Justin Timberlake, I get it for them @final nebula 💀
He’s a Capricorn, they’re always angry
💀
Especially when they don’t have their coffee
I am not angry


Tell them i am not angry symph
@final nebula Most likely had their coffee, so he’s not angry 😭🤣💀
Good! Cuz I can’t stand coffee lol
caffiene does nothing to me
i can drink a whole jar of coffee and sleep after
2 bottles of monsters into bed
Caffeine makes me a hyped maniac…I have to be told not to drink it lmao
aww
i think i wouldnt be different at all
And coffee does nothing to you? Like don’t give you no energy or something? @final nebula
With what monsters or coffee?
i dont think i ever had a monster drink
Lol I see. Yeah i didn’t like the jitters working at the animal hospitals, but that’s when I first started yeeeears ago and thought coffee was just a nurse thing we had to do, just to find out drinking it every day wasn’t supposed to happen 🤣

Red Bull or monster?
I don’t drink energy drinks so idk how they taste really
monster 
but usually some cheap scuffed energy drinks
i don't like red bulls at all
Somebody sued red bull for not giving him wings…didn’t he win that? 🤣💀
@final nebula
💀
💀
imagine just existing in the court as the judge
and you see that you going to do this trial
💀
I swear! Like “what is dis shit?”
💀
and the trial keep going because the lawyers want to prolong it
💀 and it become routine for a while
talking about growing wings
same
drink tea

but tea at least taste good with biscuit
ngl i prefer tea>coffee
who is young now
mika
you
you are too old froggy
our trials in here are more legit

D:
mika is 8
im not old

@burnt vessel say something i am giving up on you
“Your honor, no wings appeared after 10 years! This is ridiculous!” 😭🤣💀
u are now
sir, i am 20
NYAAAAAAAAA
meow
me go rest
i forgot to add, according to squitty

im fine with that, thats an upgrade

@final nebula i swear im not old
Tell me why I have those scooter things for my kids now 😭😭😭💀💀💀
Froggo is 12 too
im what now
im not 12
Yeah it's how it goes here in off topic
don't ask why i cant chat there
why?
because you are blocked

Chat now
BRUH
Do it
They said you were banned yesterday @final nebula I was so sad
oh right thanks
who said that
what did miria do
which goofy clown
Existed
i am british
idk why i only dealt like 4k per normal attack on zeke
it was a good question
sir, we never said anything about lurking nor chatting
next week I'll back to the campus
is it normal?
its okay once you get high stats
jokes aside nah i was joking with someone and they took it seriously
your damage will go up up up up
remember matrices and other weapons
help you boost your damage further
you need like a good comp + matrices
to do these redicilous damages you see + trait + good equipments
i like my damage going up
i use his trait
squitty, i may advise you not to tell us or give us any evidence that you are lurking in dis'tof, as your sentence is no dis'tof at all
relatable
i sent you a screenshot on dm
cant send an ss here
Bye tane
have a great day /evening
meow
I have the proof! @final nebula 💀💀💀
there was no proof needed, i never denied anything associated to this
i am witnessing lore of the most scuffed court case known to mankind
it was not a betrayal
Just like my toddler betrayed me right now by feeding my Rottweiler the rest of my flamin hot Cheetos as I’m typing to y’all! 😭🤣💀
Betrayal hurts @winged thunder
But you say it wasn’t
So what am I to believe?
😭🤣💀
squishy villain arc happening rn
ooooo that would test my patience lol
Like I literally turn around and they both just going in on the bag! 😭 and they the puffy flamin hots too 💀
those are the best ones 
My granny just brought over nacho cheese last night
I was finna eat but nope! 😭😭😭
🤣
bruhhhh 😂
They petty…my dog can get kicked out and go outside for a min, but I can’t kick my baby out 🤣🤣🤣
Plus he at the age where he can talk back, so I get to hear “GONE” or “BYE” every day but I taught him to say it 😭🤣💀
So I betrayed myself 💀
hmm
Just for PS?
I’m just finishing a music video
I have Kafka now
nice
kafka on vacation (flandre)
k
Aww ok thanks for posting
This is going to take eternity I just need a img and himeko becuz no 5star img and fire
😭
yeah it literally takes two years
I should get lunae no matter what it cost

here in tof we just 6* stuff and it updates over time and isnt just a one time thijng on standard
The bad part is I am just missing welt and himeko which I need the most
i need bronya
got gepard e1 tho which is nice
seelie 3* off reroll
silver wolf 0*
gonna get quantum tank then 6* seelie then quantum harmony
star rail is a big dissapointment tbh
After dieing multiple times from kafa
still playing it but majorly side gaming it
Nah it's just my most luckiest game

Before bronya
i see
Well ofc I am too lucky
Huh I. Not finished
issok, its star rail after all
All my luck in genshin went to hsr
😭
To the point where I wanna loose 5050 on Kafka banner to himeko
Imagine 5050

?
Git c^^^^^d

Bruh I am like 5 5050 win streak I just wanna loose and this is just opposite in genshin
Btw mika my internet now worse than urs
can i have some

wdym now
come here

Give meee
oooo yes
I know have slowest download AND dcs all the time
you too, come here
Need it warmer?
Mommy no mommmmnyyyy
yooo, wtf is this

XD
Yooooo brooooo give meee more wallpaper
Our lovely Goth nun Balter
thank you for your service chaos, you just increased this by 1

Show moreeee
How bout a Liffu!
Llool

@winged thunder https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/601532556126715917.gif?v=1
@fallow river Here is ur Balter
Who


☠️☠️☠️

😭
im not even gonna question this, someone is gonna say this is normal
U said no to Liffu!
Ur Balter perks has expired
Normal is weird in 2023
As a balter enjoyer I don't betray her

But Liffu gud to
Liffu keeps ur Balter alive
Will agree to that but my first priority balter
👍

Empy




somehow, he's remember me to kamui

kamui with his costume
Its Camu
.....
looks female enough 
Gray Ravens 
The tru 2023 mindset
this mf is spittin
it's just a problem of mindset
😊

it's not gay if it looks female enough 
real

fr
Im scrolling through my gallery & see a spicy Selena art
R ur Doors of pms open atm

always open
btw send me pulao too
~~ i've had lots of that lately~~
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