primate buff | Phobies | Page 2

vivid finch Jul 25, 2025, 12:00 PM

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i cant send pic here ,,
if you click on general-feedback ,, you can see how many comment and how many heart and last time comment

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i send you dm also if it wasnt clear

tight seal Jul 25, 2025, 12:42 PM

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vivid finch i cant send pic here ,, if you click on general-feedback ,, you can see how many...

Thank you, that's cool to know!

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Primate buff 240

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Hopefully we will get primate buff before then XD

open raptor Jul 26, 2025, 7:00 PM

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Primate buff 241

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Will we get primate buff before GTA6? thinklien

lethal patrol Jul 30, 2025, 11:05 AM

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I GOT PRIMTE YAY!!!

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I GOT PRIMATE TODAY

vivid finch Jul 30, 2025, 11:34 AM

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join us for the cause ,, everyday come here and demand our rights for primate buff 🏴

calm haven Jul 30, 2025, 11:43 AM

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Smh ppl forgot about primate buff

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Primate buff 242

teal salmon Jul 31, 2025, 10:55 AM

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Did they buff primate?

calm haven Jul 31, 2025, 11:24 AM

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We wish

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Primate buff 243

tight seal Aug 1, 2025, 2:53 PM

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Primate buff 244

open raptor Aug 2, 2025, 3:50 PM

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Primate buff 245

vivid finch Aug 2, 2025, 9:23 PM

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lets cheat without devs know ,,
primate buff 250

hoary bane Aug 3, 2025, 7:50 AM

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Good we'll never get primate buff

fallen prawn Aug 3, 2025, 11:45 AM

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Primate buff 246

tight seal Aug 3, 2025, 12:06 PM

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Primate buff 247

sleek nexus Aug 3, 2025, 2:53 PM

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Primate buff 248

lethal patrol Aug 4, 2025, 11:09 AM

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primate buff 249

merry timber Aug 5, 2025, 2:43 PM

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Primate buff

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💪🐵💪🐒

calm haven Aug 5, 2025, 6:21 PM

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Specifically the 250th one

tight seal Aug 5, 2025, 10:18 PM

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vivid finch lets cheat without devs know ,, primate buff 250

merry timber Aug 6, 2025, 9:35 AM

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Primate buff

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💪🐒💪🐵

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3 months left to become a year almost to primate aniversary

tight seal Aug 6, 2025, 11:21 PM

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Primate buff 251

merry timber Aug 7, 2025, 5:22 AM

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Primate buff

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💪🐒💪🐵

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Give the monkey super power

open raptor Aug 8, 2025, 7:01 PM

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Primate buff 252

merry timber Aug 9, 2025, 4:12 PM

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Primate buff

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💪🐒💪🐵

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Primate needs protein

tight seal Aug 9, 2025, 10:07 PM

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Primate buff 253

merry timber Aug 10, 2025, 5:26 AM

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Primate buff

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💪🐵💪🐒

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Primate needs more leg day so it can jump often

gritty marsh Aug 12, 2025, 5:37 PM

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Primate buff 254 casso_attack

merry timber Aug 13, 2025, 7:33 AM

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Primate buff 255.

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💪🐒💪🐵

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The monkey needs to evolve.

merry timber Aug 14, 2025, 7:26 PM

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Primate buff 256.

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💪🐵💪🐒

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The monkey needs a good life , just bc it doesn't have one it's a undead 🥲

gritty marsh Aug 15, 2025, 9:00 PM

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Primate Buff 257 cluck_flex

merry timber Aug 16, 2025, 5:16 AM

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Primate buff

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💪🐵💪🐒

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The monkey needs some eyes 👀 so he can see the injustice going on with him

merry timber Aug 17, 2025, 10:29 AM

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Primate buff 258

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💪🐒💪🐵

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The monkey needs a spine, so it can stand upright and protest for his rights

merry timber Aug 18, 2025, 6:40 PM

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Primate buff 259

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💪🐵💪🐒

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The monkey needs a sharp claw so it can attack better 🤜🤛

open raptor Aug 19, 2025, 7:53 PM

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Primate buff 260

merry timber Aug 21, 2025, 6:43 AM

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Primate buff 261

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💪🐒💪🐵

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The monkey needs a good hand to write a complaint about its situation 🖐️

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tight seal Aug 21, 2025, 2:42 PM

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merry timber

1000 monkeys typing on 1000 typewriters would eventually buff Primate #9

merry timber Aug 22, 2025, 6:13 AM

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Primate buff 262

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💪🐵💪🐒

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The monkey needs a family so it won't be alone .🫂

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tight seal Aug 22, 2025, 6:50 AM

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Primate army 🙂

merry timber Aug 22, 2025, 7:08 AM

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Primates assemble yaaaay.....

tight seal Aug 25, 2025, 12:18 AM

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Primate buff 263

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0 cooldown Primate be like

open raptor Aug 26, 2025, 3:57 AM

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Primate buff 264

merry timber Aug 26, 2025, 12:42 PM

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Primate buff 💪

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💪🐵💪🐒

merry timber Aug 26, 2025, 12:42 PM

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tight seal 0 cooldown Primate be like

It's a nice one, my bad I forgot

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The monkey needed ozempic cause it's too fat to jump.

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merry timber Aug 27, 2025, 7:08 AM

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Primate buff 265

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💪🐒💪🐵😎

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Primate needs a trainer to do more 100 pushups

tight seal Aug 27, 2025, 7:21 AM

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merry timber Primate needs a trainer to do more 100 pushups

+1 dmg per pushup he can do.

merry timber Aug 28, 2025, 3:27 PM

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Primate buff 266 💪

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💪🐒💪🐵

merry timber Aug 28, 2025, 7:27 PM

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The monkey needs a wife so someone can understand his ambition much better.

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fallen prawn Aug 29, 2025, 12:07 PM

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Monkey want to carry team

merry timber Aug 29, 2025, 8:34 PM

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Primate buff 267 💪

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💪🐵💪🐒

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The monkey needs to be more smart as he's dumb now .

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tight seal Aug 29, 2025, 10:37 PM

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merry timber Aug 31, 2025, 12:51 AM

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Primate buff 268 💪

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💪🐒💪🐵

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The monkey needs a voice… so he can finally scream loud enough for SGI to hear his cries for a buff.

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topaz brook Aug 31, 2025, 1:16 AM

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Primate buff ig

fickle arrow Sep 3, 2025, 3:53 PM

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merry timber

Unfortunately that monkey is a brainless undead
So the concept of begging for a buff is foreign to him

merry timber Sep 3, 2025, 4:00 PM

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fickle arrow Unfortunately that monkey is a brainless undead So the concept of begging for a ...

Such a dumb monkey

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Btw I'm in college so I keep forgetting

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Primate buff 269

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💪🐒💪🐵

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The monkey needs a banana… so he can bribe SGI into actually balancing him.

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proud bear Sep 5, 2025, 2:59 AM

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so the game hasnt added phobies in like a year

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anyway thank you sad cat pfp guy for still keeping this after like a year

merry timber Sep 7, 2025, 7:07 PM

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proud bear anyway thank you sad cat pfp guy for still keeping this after like a year

My bad for not keeping it consistent. My hectic college schedule won't let me keep going forward 😞. Although I'll try my best whenever I can .

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Primate buff 💪

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💪🐒💪🐵

proud bear Sep 7, 2025, 7:44 PM

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its okay

tight seal Sep 7, 2025, 8:38 PM

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Primate buff 270

tight seal Sep 7, 2025, 8:39 PM

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merry timber My bad for not keeping it consistent. My hectic college schedule won't let me ke...

It's gotta be a team effort 🙂 Everyone post when they remember!

tight seal Sep 7, 2025, 8:40 PM

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proud bear so the game hasnt added phobies in like a year

No primate buff yet either 😭

merry timber Sep 8, 2025, 6:12 PM

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Primate buff

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tight seal Sep 8, 2025, 8:25 PM

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Primate buff 271

merry timber Sep 10, 2025, 12:06 PM

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Primate buff 272💪

tight seal Sep 10, 2025, 1:30 PM

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merry timber Primate buff 272💪

Monkey needs a good sleep to wake up strong

merry timber Sep 11, 2025, 12:32 AM

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💪🐵💪🐒

open raptor Sep 12, 2025, 10:15 AM

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Primate buff 274

merry timber Sep 20, 2025, 7:15 PM

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Primate buff 275

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💪🐵💪🐒

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Primate needs an update so it can run smoothly

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tight seal Sep 21, 2025, 9:03 PM

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Primate buff 276

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One day the devs will notice Primate #9

tight seal Sep 22, 2025, 12:38 PM

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Imagine if other Phobies could ride on Primate's back. Like Staremaster.

tight seal Sep 22, 2025, 11:16 PM

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Primate buff 277

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Primate needs longer charge range

tight seal Sep 24, 2025, 10:35 PM

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Primate buff 278

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Future me when Primate finally buffed:

tight seal Sep 28, 2025, 10:23 AM

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Primate buff 279

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Primate needs a buff so I can complete this quest.

void comet Sep 28, 2025, 6:05 PM

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I love how dedicated this channel is

fickle arrow Sep 28, 2025, 9:08 PM

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calm haven Sep 29, 2025, 1:44 PM

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Primate buff 280

open raptor Sep 30, 2025, 6:03 AM

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Primate buff 281

tight seal Oct 1, 2025, 11:04 AM

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Primate buff 282

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Give Primate Lob so it can jump over rocks 😄

merry timber Oct 1, 2025, 5:29 PM

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Good job @tight seal for keeping it up 💪🐵💪🐒

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🫂

tight seal Oct 1, 2025, 6:50 PM

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merry timber Good job <@226614592284000256> for keeping it up 💪🐵💪🐒

It's a team effort. Everybody deserves Primate Buff!

merry timber Oct 1, 2025, 7:59 PM

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tight seal It's a team effort. Everybody deserves Primate Buff!

Yeah...

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Primate deserve a buff 💪

gritty marsh Oct 2, 2025, 3:41 AM

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Let primate have a lob attack (on his jump) 0 cooldown and 3 range on his jump. We need a meta where primate is the best phobie cluck_flex

tight seal Oct 2, 2025, 9:00 PM

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Primate buff 283

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If Primate #9 had a dollar for every time they didn't buff it.

tight seal Oct 6, 2025, 8:46 PM

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Primate buff 284

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Primate needs longer reach to catch enemies unawares.

open raptor Oct 8, 2025, 10:15 AM

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Primate buff 285

cobalt flax Oct 8, 2025, 3:22 PM

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Man this is so sad bamb actually left and after all of this time primate never got buffed

pulsar heath Oct 9, 2025, 12:44 PM

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we'll primate buff (286) in their stead

merry timber Oct 10, 2025, 10:30 AM

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Primate buff 287

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💪🐵💪🐒

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Primate needs to do yoga to be more flexible while attacking.

tight seal Oct 11, 2025, 10:42 AM

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Primate buff 288

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Primate needs to be able to go Super Sayan.

open raptor Oct 12, 2025, 9:26 AM

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Primate buff 289

molten sapphire Oct 13, 2025, 6:05 AM

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When primate buff

wheat orbit Oct 13, 2025, 5:13 PM

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apparently never

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this chat exists for so long and nothing has happened

worldly hedge Oct 13, 2025, 5:16 PM

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Cause we need to keep going

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We haven't asked enough

tight seal Oct 14, 2025, 1:25 PM

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Primate buff 289

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worldly hedge Oct 14, 2025, 3:30 PM

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tight seal

Now when I said primate needed to be buffed, this isn't what I meant.....

cobalt flax Oct 14, 2025, 10:08 PM

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tight seal

Bro's muscles got muscles

open raptor Oct 19, 2025, 5:53 PM

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Primate buff 290

tight seal Oct 20, 2025, 11:30 AM

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Primate Buff 291

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Monkey needs buffs!

hoary bane Oct 20, 2025, 12:43 PM

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gonzoHeart

open raptor Oct 21, 2025, 6:06 AM

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Primate buff 292

lofty bloom Oct 21, 2025, 6:00 PM

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The dedication towards this is insane lmao

open raptor Oct 22, 2025, 6:39 PM

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Primate buff 293

tight seal Oct 22, 2025, 7:28 PM

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7 to go!!

real sail Oct 22, 2025, 7:37 PM

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I wonder if @cosmic jetty has noticed this thread. 🤔

open raptor Oct 23, 2025, 8:42 AM

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That's a good sign

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Also primate buff 294

merry timber Oct 24, 2025, 10:36 AM

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Primate buff 295

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💪🐒💪🐵

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The primate needs to hit triple century soon 🔜 so he can ask for the change via showing no. 🤑

open raptor Oct 25, 2025, 11:51 AM

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Primate buff 296

open raptor Oct 27, 2025, 1:35 PM

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Primate buff 297

hoary bane Oct 27, 2025, 2:09 PM

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i am taking the 300th one

tight seal Oct 27, 2025, 10:05 PM

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Primate buff hype! 🙂

open raptor Oct 28, 2025, 11:52 AM

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Primate buff 298

open raptor Oct 29, 2025, 7:08 AM

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Primate buff 299

hoary bane Oct 29, 2025, 3:07 PM

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Ooo im sk read y

tight seal Oct 30, 2025, 7:45 PM

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hoary bane Ooo im sk read y

We're on the edge of our seats 🙂

open raptor Oct 30, 2025, 9:27 PM

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Primate buff 300

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Oops

tight seal Oct 30, 2025, 9:45 PM

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Primate buff 300 round 2 coming up 😄

open raptor Oct 31, 2025, 2:34 PM

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Primate buff 301

void comet Oct 31, 2025, 3:24 PM

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@hoary bane what happened to primate buff 300?

hoary bane Oct 31, 2025, 3:43 PM

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void comet <@1186124993139056681> what happened to primate buff 300?

I completely forgot and lost my will to primate buff

tight seal Oct 31, 2025, 7:37 PM

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hoary bane I completely forgot and lost my will to primate buff

Monkey still needs buffs!

Whenever I am down, I just think about primate leaping 3 hexes or delaing 500 damage and it picks me right up 🙂

hoary bane Oct 31, 2025, 11:00 PM

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I already did that so many times it doesnt work anymore

worldly hedge Nov 1, 2025, 3:43 AM

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void comet <@1186124993139056681> what happened to primate buff 300?

There's an order?

void comet Nov 1, 2025, 5:10 AM

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worldly hedge There's an order?

They claimed primate buff 300 a little bit ago if you scroll up

worldly hedge Nov 1, 2025, 5:11 AM

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void comet They claimed primate buff 300 a little bit ago if you scroll up

Ah, gotcha meowmelon

hoary bane Nov 1, 2025, 10:24 AM

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I mesed up

open raptor Nov 1, 2025, 10:51 AM

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Primate buff 302

open raptor Nov 2, 2025, 10:38 PM

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Primate buff 303

open raptor Nov 3, 2025, 11:11 AM

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Primate buff 304

open raptor Nov 4, 2025, 7:06 AM

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Primate buff 305

tight seal Nov 4, 2025, 7:33 AM

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open raptor Nov 5, 2025, 10:55 AM

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Primate buff 306

tight seal Nov 6, 2025, 8:23 PM

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Primate buff 307

hoary bane Nov 7, 2025, 2:31 AM

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tight seal Primate buff 307

mr 🐛tron i just lost to an el espinoso how do i counter him 😢

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I was using shovel cupcake flesh

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I tjought flesh wóuld survive,(@)@00@

tight seal Nov 7, 2025, 5:47 AM

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hoary bane mr 🐛tron i just lost to an el espinoso how do i counter him 😢

Primate #9

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(Or, if you want less Primate-centric advice, I'm happy to take a look at the game in a different thread!)

tight seal Nov 7, 2025, 7:18 PM

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Primate buff 308

open raptor Nov 8, 2025, 8:16 PM

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Primate buff 309

open raptor Nov 9, 2025, 6:21 PM

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Primate buff 310

open raptor Nov 10, 2025, 11:11 AM

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Primate buff 311

open raptor Nov 11, 2025, 1:16 PM

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Primate buff 312

tight seal Nov 11, 2025, 8:03 PM

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hoary bane Nov 11, 2025, 10:49 PM

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Primate buff 313

open raptor Nov 12, 2025, 7:06 AM

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Primate buff 313(?)

open raptor Nov 13, 2025, 7:06 AM

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Primate buff 314

vocal hearth Nov 14, 2025, 5:06 AM

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Primate buff 315?

tight seal Nov 14, 2025, 6:11 AM

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vocal hearth Primate buff 315?

cluck_flex

vocal hearth Nov 14, 2025, 6:12 AM

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payup

open raptor Nov 15, 2025, 10:14 AM

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Primate buff 316

open raptor Nov 16, 2025, 1:17 PM

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Primate buff 317

open raptor Nov 18, 2025, 3:42 AM

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Primate buff 318

tight seal Nov 18, 2025, 5:54 AM

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🐒

tawdry acorn Nov 18, 2025, 6:17 AM

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primate buff 319 🙏

bright walrus Nov 19, 2025, 9:41 PM

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primate buff 320

open raptor Nov 20, 2025, 3:39 AM

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Primate buff 321

tight seal Nov 20, 2025, 6:12 AM

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3, 2, 1... Primate buff!

real sail Nov 20, 2025, 6:19 AM

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tight seal 3, 2, 1... Primate buff!

0...Primate buff||s||

tight seal Nov 20, 2025, 6:22 AM

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real sail 0...Primate buff||s||

...so far... 🙉

open raptor Nov 21, 2025, 4:51 AM

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Primate buff 322

trail pendant Nov 24, 2025, 2:13 AM

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Almost been a year..,

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Nevermind

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It’s been way more than a year

open raptor Nov 24, 2025, 4:55 AM

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Primate buff 323

bright walrus Nov 24, 2025, 4:56 AM

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Primate buff 324

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0 cd could be nice

real sail Nov 24, 2025, 5:01 AM

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Just needs more HP.

tight seal Nov 24, 2025, 6:47 AM

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bright walrus Primate buff 324

Lmao, I love the 0 cooldown primate buff count increment along with 0 cooldown suggestion.

tight seal Nov 24, 2025, 6:47 AM

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real sail Just needs more HP.

They should give primate +300 hp for the 300+ primate buff suggestions 🐵

bright walrus Nov 24, 2025, 6:52 AM

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yea agreed with the dudio man hi5

open raptor Nov 24, 2025, 7:10 AM

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I would buff either his dash dmg or basic attack after successful dash

open raptor Nov 25, 2025, 9:05 AM

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Primate buff 324

open raptor Nov 26, 2025, 7:04 AM

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Primate buff 325

tight seal Nov 27, 2025, 7:04 PM

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Primate buff 326

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Primate is a good boy who deserves a buff!

tight seal Nov 28, 2025, 9:15 PM

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Primate buff 327

open raptor Nov 29, 2025, 10:20 AM

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Primate buff 328

open raptor Nov 30, 2025, 10:10 AM

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Primate buff 329

fickle arrow Nov 30, 2025, 1:28 PM

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In just end of December ts gonna be 1 years old 😭

hoary bane Nov 30, 2025, 1:38 PM

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aww primate buff is gonna say their first words now!

tight seal Nov 30, 2025, 9:09 PM

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hoary bane aww primate buff is gonna say their first words now!

I wonder what they will be... XD

open raptor Dec 1, 2025, 7:07 AM

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Primate buff 330

open raptor Dec 2, 2025, 2:29 PM

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Primate buff 331

open raptor Dec 3, 2025, 9:02 AM

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Primate buff 332

tight seal Dec 3, 2025, 8:53 PM

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Don't forget to vote for primate buff

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A vote for primate buff is a vote for you

keen slate Dec 4, 2025, 12:59 AM

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Random buff thread have more activity than the others radiS

open raptor Dec 4, 2025, 7:03 AM

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Primate buff 333

tight seal Dec 4, 2025, 12:05 PM

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open raptor Primate buff 333

https://youtu.be/YpXrLCg_M04?si=EsiWl_JtFBJhepv5

open raptor Dec 4, 2025, 1:57 PM

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tight seal https://youtu.be/YpXrLCg_M04?si=EsiWl_JtFBJhepv5

??

tight seal Dec 4, 2025, 7:08 PM

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We reached 333

cobalt flax Dec 5, 2025, 8:49 AM

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tight seal We reached 333

676 when

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OK I hate myself

open raptor Dec 5, 2025, 11:11 AM

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Primate buff 334

tight seal Dec 6, 2025, 7:14 PM

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Primate buff 335

cobalt flax Dec 6, 2025, 10:12 PM

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Primate buff 336

open raptor Dec 7, 2025, 11:44 AM

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Primate buff 336

open raptor Dec 8, 2025, 11:03 AM

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Primate buff 337

open raptor Dec 9, 2025, 7:09 AM

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Primate buff 338

open raptor Dec 10, 2025, 3:42 AM

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Primate buff 339

wheat orbit Dec 10, 2025, 6:19 PM

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is it ever gonna happen

void comet Dec 10, 2025, 11:16 PM

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wheat orbit is it ever gonna happen

You just gotta believe

tight seal Dec 11, 2025, 10:24 AM

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Primate buff 340

open raptor Dec 12, 2025, 5:06 AM

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Primate buff 341

woeful quarry Dec 12, 2025, 6:13 PM

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341 days is crazy

worldly hedge Dec 12, 2025, 11:25 PM

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We gotta make a special event for 365

open raptor Dec 14, 2025, 12:25 PM

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Primate buff 342

hoary bane Dec 14, 2025, 1:23 PM

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Dude

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What to do for primate first anniversary

tight seal Dec 14, 2025, 8:12 PM

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hoary bane What to do for primate first anniversary

Primate Buff

lofty bloom Dec 15, 2025, 12:58 AM

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I wonder if there’s gonna be that one day where someone forgets to say it and ruins the streak lmao

void comet Dec 15, 2025, 1:27 AM

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lofty bloom I wonder if there’s gonna be that one day where someone forgets to say it and ru...

I think that's already happened

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Yeah there definitely hasn't been a post every day about this. Looks like the tally is the number of different days that people have remembered to post

tight seal Dec 15, 2025, 1:45 AM

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It's not like heavily regulated. Just a grass roots movement of people passionate about Primate getting the Buff he deserves.

lofty bloom Dec 15, 2025, 2:06 AM

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Ahh makes sense lol

safe mesa Dec 15, 2025, 5:13 PM

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oh hell nah

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am i the only one who thinks that primate shouldnt be buffed like at all

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maybe the health a bit

worldly hedge Dec 15, 2025, 5:20 PM

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safe mesa am i the only one who thinks that primate shouldnt be buffed like at all

Yes

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Name one reason to use primate over Cassowary

safe mesa Dec 15, 2025, 5:21 PM

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idk its better

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i understand that u will lose out on keys

worldly hedge Dec 15, 2025, 5:21 PM

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safe mesa idk its better

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Wow more hp

safe mesa Dec 15, 2025, 5:22 PM

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that makes it better

real sail Dec 15, 2025, 5:22 PM

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More HP is enough, but 1350 is low HP for a 4 key melee.

worldly hedge Dec 15, 2025, 5:22 PM

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safe mesa that makes it better

Look at the average 4 key melee

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This thing survives nothing

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It Dives and then gets killed

real sail Dec 15, 2025, 5:23 PM

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Clobster and Radihater are good comparisons.

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Sheeping Gas is kind of on the weak side.

worldly hedge Dec 15, 2025, 5:23 PM

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real sail Sheeping Gas is kind of on the weak side.

I didn't want to use Rockus 😅

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Feel like he was in a special tier

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But as primate is right now

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This thing is basically an expensive Cassowary

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It Dives and then dies

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Why bother when Casso does exactly the same for half the price

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@tight seal btw when primate finally gets his buff are we gonna start the "buff contortio" movement?

safe mesa Dec 15, 2025, 5:25 PM

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worldly hedge <@226614592284000256> btw when primate finally gets his buff are we gonna start ...

yea contorio noods a buff

wheat orbit Dec 15, 2025, 6:39 PM

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safe mesa am i the only one who thinks that primate shouldnt be buffed like at all

no your not the only one

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but its not bc i think he is good, im just fine with it being bad

tight seal Dec 15, 2025, 7:38 PM

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Priamte buff 343

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Also:

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Primate buff 343

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(Gotta get the spelling right XD )

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PS: This is the #1289625090480279663 thread. If you're looking for the #primate-nerf thread, it doesn't exist.

open raptor Dec 15, 2025, 8:43 PM

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worldly hedge This thing is basically an expensive Cassowary

In short, too little for too much
Looking at other examples like bo and giggles or gesundheit and Mike, all are basically stat boosts but primate is only one costing one more key while getting only one stat boosted

crude crest Dec 16, 2025, 12:59 AM

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wheat orbit but its not bc i think he is good, im just fine with it being bad

I think starter phobies should be at least average or above

open raptor Dec 16, 2025, 7:05 AM

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Primate buff 344

lofty bloom Dec 16, 2025, 3:10 PM

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typos the number

wheat orbit Dec 16, 2025, 4:34 PM

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crude crest I think starter phobies should be at least average or above

fishtank thinklien

tight seal Dec 16, 2025, 8:21 PM

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wheat orbit fishtank <:thinklien:1279087635326959739>

Everyone thinks Fishtank should be better. 🙂

open raptor Dec 17, 2025, 7:01 AM

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Primate buff 345

hoary bane Dec 17, 2025, 1:08 PM

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tight seal Everyone thinks Fishtank should be better. 🙂

Sir bugtron can i ask a favor.

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Also it involves with primate

topaz condor Dec 17, 2025, 5:36 PM

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worldly hedge Name one reason to use primate over Cassowary

because he jumps at ginstings without losing. out of 100 times i would use him like 6 times over cassowary though. He's more defensivly focused at least i get the most value out of him that way. also he outlives creep poison.
some more base health would be still great.

worldly hedge Dec 17, 2025, 5:37 PM

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topaz condor because he jumps at ginstings without losing. out of 100 times i would use him l...

Primate is never surviving jumping gingsting unless he is alone which is never the case lol

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His ability encouraged being offensive

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He died in every single dive

topaz condor Dec 17, 2025, 5:38 PM

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right and your primate also isn't going alone

worldly hedge Dec 17, 2025, 5:38 PM

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topaz condor right and your primate also isn't going alone

Then why bother using primate

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Use Casso, dive for the same damage and kill it lol

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Why do you care about the extra hp that is already mediocre

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You could use those extra 2 keys to bank for something more meaningful like hematic and have a good unit that can dive alongside Cassowary

topaz condor Dec 17, 2025, 5:45 PM

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man i'm glad you have a opinion

worldly hedge Dec 17, 2025, 5:52 PM

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topaz condor man i'm glad you have a opinion

Wym?

topaz condor Dec 17, 2025, 5:57 PM

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that its cool you made your points thrice and i respect that, but i will put our argue to a point now.

worldly hedge Dec 17, 2025, 5:57 PM

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topaz condor that its cool you made your points thrice and i respect that, but i will put our...

I mean it's a fact primate sucks and the more you climb the less you see him. Practically being extinct in soaf, specially 3, but do as you please I guess

real sail Dec 17, 2025, 6:02 PM

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topaz condor that its cool you made your points thrice and i respect that, but i will put our...

Compare its stats to other similar options.

worldly hedge Dec 17, 2025, 6:14 PM

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real sail Compare its stats to other similar options.

Clobster in 1.800 gooncry 💔

real sail Dec 17, 2025, 6:16 PM

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worldly hedge Clobster in 1.800 <:gooncry:1279087062406004736> 💔

I got it wrong he's nerfed to 1700. gooncry

worldly hedge Dec 17, 2025, 6:16 PM

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real sail I got it wrong he's nerfed to 1700. <:gooncry:1279087062406004736>

Man they should revert those nerfs

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Literally nobody asked for that, the community hated the changes and clowned the devs for that even lol

real sail Dec 17, 2025, 6:17 PM

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worldly hedge Man they should revert those nerfs

I'm ok with it at 1700. I mean it is comparable to Radihater, right? I don't like that it got nerfed but the results do seem reasonable. I feel like all three of these are similar and should reflect similar power levels.

worldly hedge Dec 17, 2025, 6:17 PM

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real sail I'm ok with it at 1700. I mean it is comparable to Radihater, right? I don't lik...

Okay but counterpoint

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Rocketman 🗿

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He is already an ass phobie that nobody plays

real sail Dec 17, 2025, 6:20 PM

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We're not talking about Rocketman, we're talking about Primate. lippy

worldly hedge Dec 17, 2025, 6:22 PM

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real sail We're not talking about Rocketman, we're talking about Primate. <:lippy:95120962...

Revert the nerf of that guy POGstone

real sail Dec 17, 2025, 6:24 PM

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worldly hedge Revert the nerf of that guy <:POGstone:1215923635701944401>

I'm less interested in un-nerfing Rocketman and more interested in where he should be.

open raptor Dec 18, 2025, 11:10 AM

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Primate buff 346

topaz brook Dec 19, 2025, 12:37 PM

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primate buff 347

topaz condor Dec 19, 2025, 7:58 PM

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he deservers his +150 HP .

open raptor Dec 20, 2025, 9:00 AM

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Primate buff 348

topaz brook Dec 21, 2025, 3:33 PM

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primate buff 349

open raptor Dec 22, 2025, 7:10 PM

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Primate buff 350

open raptor Dec 23, 2025, 3:14 PM

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Primate buff 351

open raptor Dec 24, 2025, 11:14 AM

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Primate buff 352

open raptor Dec 25, 2025, 2:48 PM

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Primate buff 353

open raptor Dec 26, 2025, 11:20 AM

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Primate buff 354

tight seal Dec 26, 2025, 5:40 PM

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Ho ho ho, merry Primate Buff!

real sail Dec 26, 2025, 5:41 PM

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His buff got stuck in the chimney.

tight seal Dec 26, 2025, 5:43 PM

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real sail His buff got stuck in the chimney.

But he's been such a good boy!

real sail Dec 26, 2025, 5:50 PM

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tight seal But he's been such a good boy!

I told him "sit" and he hasn't moved off the bench all year.

late ocean Dec 26, 2025, 10:56 PM

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new phobies when? jkjkjk

hoary bane Dec 27, 2025, 4:38 AM

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You mean primate buff.

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Primate buff 355

open raptor Dec 28, 2025, 10:33 AM

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Primate buff 356

hoary bane Dec 28, 2025, 11:49 AM

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I can't wait for primate buff three five seven!

hoary bane Dec 29, 2025, 2:02 AM

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Primare buff 357

tight seal Dec 29, 2025, 10:06 AM

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hoary bane I can't wait for primate buff three five seven!

Looks like you could wait after all 🙂

hoary bane Dec 29, 2025, 10:15 AM

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I can't wait for primate buff three five eight!

open raptor Dec 30, 2025, 10:36 AM

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Primate buff 358

tight seal Dec 30, 2025, 12:07 PM

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358 is here 🙂

safe mesa Dec 30, 2025, 12:14 PM

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Can't wait for 359

hoary bane Dec 30, 2025, 1:45 PM

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Ikr its so hype

wheat rune Dec 31, 2025, 9:39 AM

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Primate buff 359🔥

open raptor Jan 1, 2026, 12:29 PM

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Primate buff 360

tight seal Jan 1, 2026, 6:08 PM

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New year, same #1289625090480279663

hoary bane Jan 2, 2026, 1:06 AM

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Primate buff 361

open raptor Jan 3, 2026, 10:11 AM

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Primate buff 362

open raptor Jan 4, 2026, 11:24 AM

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Primate buff 363

open raptor Jan 5, 2026, 4:54 AM

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Primate buff 364

open raptor Jan 6, 2026, 4:47 AM

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Primate buff 365

tight seal Jan 6, 2026, 10:34 AM

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open raptor Primate buff 365

Primate is 1 year old now, as measured in primate buffs anyway.

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tall raven Jan 6, 2026, 1:03 PM

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open raptor Primate buff 365

Happy anniversary Primate#9

open raptor Jan 6, 2026, 2:29 PM

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tall raven Happy anniversary Primate#9

If there's ever a day to use him it's definitely today jackelul

hoary bane Jan 6, 2026, 2:38 PM

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Every day is always primate day

open raptor Jan 7, 2026, 4:56 AM

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Primate buff 366

open raptor Jan 8, 2026, 7:06 AM

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Primate buff 367

shadow siren Jan 8, 2026, 9:03 AM

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Augh! Everywhere I go I can't escape 6 7!

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I wanna punt Primate #9 in retaliation

tight seal Jan 8, 2026, 10:52 AM

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shadow siren I wanna punt Primate #9 in retaliation

shadow siren Jan 8, 2026, 11:30 AM

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me rn thanks for asking

open raptor Jan 9, 2026, 4:52 AM

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Primate buff 368

open raptor Jan 10, 2026, 3:12 PM

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Primate buff 369

open raptor Jan 11, 2026, 11:39 AM

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Primate buff 370

tight seal Jan 12, 2026, 6:29 PM

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Primate buff 371

open raptor Jan 13, 2026, 11:11 AM

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Primate buff 372

open raptor Jan 14, 2026, 1:13 PM

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Primate buff 373

open raptor Jan 15, 2026, 8:14 PM

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Primate buff 374

open raptor Jan 16, 2026, 9:18 AM

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Primate buff 375

open raptor Jan 17, 2026, 12:24 PM

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Primate buff 376

open raptor Jan 18, 2026, 10:56 AM

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Primate buff 377

open raptor Jan 19, 2026, 11:09 AM

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Primate buff 378

open raptor Jan 20, 2026, 11:00 AM

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Primate buff 379

open raptor Jan 21, 2026, 4:52 AM

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Primate buff 380

tight seal Jan 21, 2026, 4:55 AM

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💪 🐵 cluck_flex

real sail Jan 21, 2026, 4:57 AM

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Maybe I should start a Primate Nerf channel just for fun.

tight seal Jan 21, 2026, 4:58 AM

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real sail Maybe I should start a Primate Nerf channel just for fun.

Do it. See how long you can keep it up 🙂

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Will be a good comparison!

tight seal Jan 22, 2026, 5:21 AM

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Primate buff 381

tawdry hollow Jan 23, 2026, 5:28 AM

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Primate buff 382

tight seal Jan 24, 2026, 8:23 PM

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Primate buff 383

tight seal Jan 25, 2026, 11:37 PM

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Primate buff 384

topaz condor Jan 27, 2026, 12:41 PM

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Primate buff 385 , wait isn't it technically now 386 becuase 25.01 was skipped? i think thats why he's not gettin change. because we're not consequent enough

void comet Jan 27, 2026, 2:43 PM

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topaz condor Primate buff 385 , wait isn't it technically now 386 becuase 25.01 was skipped?...

Idk if it counts unless someone remembers to write it out. But I don't study the discord buff lore so idk

tight seal Jan 27, 2026, 8:34 PM

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topaz condor Primate buff 385 , wait isn't it technically now 386 becuase 25.01 was skipped?...

Nah 385 is fine. It's counting the number of requests, if we miss a day that's on us.

topaz condor Jan 28, 2026, 12:05 PM

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primate buff 386

open raptor Jan 29, 2026, 4:10 PM

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Primate buff 387

plain jolt Jan 31, 2026, 4:36 PM

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Primate buff 388

tight seal Feb 1, 2026, 7:16 PM

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Primate buff 389

open raptor Feb 2, 2026, 4:33 PM

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Primate buff 390

hoary bane Feb 3, 2026, 2:34 PM

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Wow thats wolley bully damage

eternal nacelle Feb 3, 2026, 2:47 PM

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primate buff 391

tight seal Feb 3, 2026, 8:39 PM

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hoary bane Wow thats wolley bully damage

And Rambo and 2.0 🙂

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Can't wait for primate buff ||425||

open raptor Feb 4, 2026, 4:58 AM

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Primate buff 392

eternal nacelle Feb 4, 2026, 12:25 PM

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tight seal And Rambo and 2.0 🙂

me too

tawdry hollow Feb 4, 2026, 3:48 PM

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Primate buff 393

tight seal Feb 4, 2026, 9:56 PM

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plain jolt Feb 4, 2026, 9:59 PM

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InShot_20251016_163840359 50HP

calm haven Feb 4, 2026, 11:02 PM

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welp bois, we did it. its only 50hp but we got a primate buff.

real sail Feb 4, 2026, 11:03 PM

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Have to reset the clock now.

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lippy

bright walrus Feb 4, 2026, 11:51 PM

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WE MADE IT PEOPLE

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AFTER A 1 YEAR AND 2 MONTHY

fickle arrow Feb 5, 2026, 1:41 AM

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Primate proper buff 1

hoary bane Feb 5, 2026, 7:28 AM

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If only the person who made this true was still here

real sail Feb 5, 2026, 7:30 AM

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RIP Andrew.

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If only he had waited a year and a half, he could have enjoyed +50 Primate #9 health like the rest of us.

open raptor Feb 5, 2026, 11:16 AM

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Primate dmg buff 1

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+50 hp is kinda laughable for a diver

worldly hedge Feb 5, 2026, 3:03 PM

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real sail If only he had waited a year and a half, he could have enjoyed +50 Primate #9 he...

Did he leave or is just inactive?

real sail Feb 5, 2026, 3:36 PM

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worldly hedge Did he leave or is just inactive?

Doesn't show up for my ping list.

bright walrus Feb 5, 2026, 3:42 PM

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real sail If only he had waited a year and a half, he could have enjoyed +50 Primate #9 he...

Gonna message him and tell him about the buff

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Someone needs a hero.

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https://klipy.com/gifs/evil-superman

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oh ok.

eternal nacelle Feb 5, 2026, 4:32 PM

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we need a better buff for primate

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gooncry

proud bear Feb 5, 2026, 5:30 PM

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thanks to everyone who still wrote to this day on this thing

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im not into phobies anymore but this is just really funny

bright walrus Feb 5, 2026, 5:31 PM

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Very indeed Andrew

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hi5

proud bear Feb 5, 2026, 5:53 PM

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lets celebrate with one really good drawing

lofty bloom Feb 6, 2026, 7:35 PM

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History as been made :0

hoary bane Feb 10, 2026, 2:32 PM

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Holy crap its bamb !

open raptor Feb 10, 2026, 2:42 PM

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Right now it should be primate justice instead of primate buff

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50hp

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Lol

hoary bane Feb 10, 2026, 2:54 PM

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I am primating it

proud bear Feb 10, 2026, 3:38 PM

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hoary bane Holy crap its bamb !

hello

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i remember you

tight seal Feb 10, 2026, 11:48 PM

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open raptor Right now it should be primate justice instead of primate buff

Lol, justice for primate!

eternal nacelle Feb 11, 2026, 5:16 AM

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justice for primate lila

hoary bane Feb 11, 2026, 9:14 AM

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proud bear i remember you

M e too

hoary bane Feb 13, 2026, 9:00 AM

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another win for the primate buff

real sail Feb 13, 2026, 9:00 AM

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hoary bane another win for the primate buff

Seems like that's not anywhere near dead, though.

hoary bane Feb 13, 2026, 9:01 AM

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yeah it was 765 hp and it got hit with 705 dmg this ginstinks

real sail Feb 13, 2026, 9:01 AM

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Cool beans. 🙂

hoary bane Feb 13, 2026, 9:02 AM

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thanks fire horse wanter!

hoary bane Feb 14, 2026, 9:24 AM

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Primate top

wheat rune Feb 14, 2026, 1:05 PM

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hoary bane Primate top

Is Bad Sushi any good now? I haven't tried him yet.

jovial gustBOT Feb 14, 2026, 1:05 PM

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@wheat rune

Abdo💫 leveled up!

Congrats, @wheat rune! You are now level 2!

hoary bane Feb 14, 2026, 1:06 PM

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wheat rune Is Bad Sushi any good now? I haven't tried him yet.

Yeah works well with undertaker since no more ability lock also this is a primate only club no other phobies names are allowed to be said here

wheat rune Feb 14, 2026, 1:11 PM

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hoary bane Yeah works well with undertaker since no more ability lock also this is a primat...

Mb,but you just said under*aker. 🤔

hoary bane Feb 14, 2026, 1:11 PM

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I know gooncry

topaz condor Feb 14, 2026, 10:52 PM

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wheat rune Is Bad Sushi any good now? I haven't tried him yet.

yeah in my opinion he is tanky enough now to work as a spearhead. he also works without undertaker ^^

eternal nacelle Feb 16, 2026, 5:38 PM

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sushi i like it

fickle arrow Feb 17, 2026, 9:28 AM

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What now

hoary bane Feb 17, 2026, 11:35 AM

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more primate buff

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I really love using primate now the hp buff was not that much but ive been enjoying him ever since on heart rushes

fickle arrow Feb 18, 2026, 7:19 PM

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hoary bane I really love using primate now the hp buff was not that much but ive been enjoy...

Damage buff would be great lowk

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Even bigger glass Cannon

topaz condor Feb 18, 2026, 11:45 PM

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fickle arrow Damage buff would be great lowk

i kinda like the fact that he and cassowary share the same attack

open raptor Feb 19, 2026, 11:32 AM

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I don't

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I can spend one more key to have DMG+HP boosted gesundheit but why spend 2 more keys for HP boosted casso

merry timber Feb 20, 2026, 4:11 AM

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I really missed the moment 😔

tight seal Feb 20, 2026, 11:30 AM

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merry timber I really missed the moment 😔

💪 🐒 🦾 🐵

merry timber Feb 20, 2026, 11:31 AM

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tight seal 💪 🐒 🦾 🐵

Hail primate

hoary bane Feb 20, 2026, 10:54 PM

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Primate for the win!

tight seal Feb 20, 2026, 11:23 PM

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hoary bane Primate for the win!

"The path to victory is littered with the bones of my enemies."

tacit bramble Feb 21, 2026, 4:12 PM

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tight seal "The path to victory is littered with the bones of my enemies."

🔥 ✍️

fickle arrow Feb 26, 2026, 2:42 PM

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Tbh I don't feel the buff bcz my primate is so underlevelled

fickle arrow Apr 26, 2026, 1:06 PM

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Buff primate ✌️😭

distant shard Apr 26, 2026, 7:45 PM

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Primate is good though he's just a better cassowary

wheat rune Apr 26, 2026, 9:25 PM

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distant shard Primate is good though he's just a better cassowary

Cassowary is a better Primate*

distant shard Apr 26, 2026, 9:26 PM

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wheat rune Cassowary is a better Primate*

How tho? 😮 I thought he has better stats and stuff

wheat rune Apr 26, 2026, 9:56 PM

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distant shard How tho? 😮 I thought he has better stats and stuff

He's also a bit expensive
Cassowary is more flexible

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Primate still decent imo

calm haven Apr 26, 2026, 10:36 PM

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distant shard How tho? 😮 I thought he has better stats and stuff

more health, same attack, double the cost.

void comet Apr 27, 2026, 12:53 AM

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distant shard Primate is good though he's just a better cassowary

As a general rule, Phobies that have the same ability as another Phobie, but for more keys and with more stats, are usually significantly worse than the cheaper Phobie

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It's a lot more efficient to run Cassowary over Primate, just as it's a lot more efficient to run Miss Moffat over Smother Mother

distant shard Apr 27, 2026, 12:54 AM

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void comet As a general rule, Phobies that have the same ability as another Phobie, but for...

Ohhh

void comet Apr 27, 2026, 12:55 AM

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distant shard Ohhh

The exceptions to this rule are usually when the Phobie is a generalist fighter, and the stats are a necessary component of that. So Hematic Ginsting is not worse than normal Ginsting, for example

distant shard Apr 27, 2026, 12:56 AM

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void comet The exceptions to this rule are usually when the Phobie is a generalist fighter,...

Cool! 👀

open raptor Apr 28, 2026, 10:33 AM

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The fact that he got HP buff but his dmg was untouched when Mike got both hp and dmg buff to make him feel like a better gesu and he's still 1 key up, not 2 like primate
It's a robbery

#primate buff