Bring back old teleportaion

[hexed hawk]

This was one of the most hated abilities in the community

We are not bringing ts back

Also used by a multitude of sweats cause of its low cooldown, combo starter, and being completely undodgable

[fossil ferry]

no

teleportation is still good wdym

[gloomy portal]

No one uses it wdym

[fossil ferry]

I use it

It’s good

Just under looked

[gloomy portal]

Ye but it's not

Lowkey

[fossil ferry]

it’s 25 punches

and yet it’s hella good

Why buff it?

[gloomy portal]

It still had some counters i think

[gloomy portal]

Can you show me a clip of how to use it?

Becauae lowkey my friends want to try it

[fossil ferry]

it’s just teleport, combo, combo, back up, teleport

[gloomy portal]

They're new

[fossil ferry]

sometimes the last part doesn’t work tho

[gloomy portal]

Ye but like show me

[fossil ferry]

Ight

[obsidian field]

tele punch

was shit annoying

easy to do

low cd

[fossil ferry]

It’s good at 1v1s but not good for crowds

[obsidian field]

and 0 counterplay

other then predict

[gloomy portal]

For counters, i have used this to pro players before nerf 1.1m or smt I think Pulse and Plasma will be enough

[obsidian field]

"b-but teleport will be near useless"

not our fault that it was made to be a movement ability

and not some offense ability

[gloomy portal]

I think spring can stop it idk atp

[obsidian field]

leave tele punch dead

[fossil ferry]

I was a bit laggy but here ya go

not my best gameplay but it’s good

[gloomy portal]

Nice

[obsidian field]

teleport has alot of potential for good combos

[fossil ferry]

Yeah

[gloomy portal]

Your combat is actually very good, nice timings, void abuse, and yuh

[fossil ferry]

I sold with it ngl

[obsidian field]

its jsut that no one uses it other when tele punch was removed

[fossil ferry]

I void abused cuz I was being bullied by like 4 people

[gloomy portal]

Ye i saw

[fossil ferry]

then that cake came out of nowhere😭

Xd

[gloomy portal]

Lol

[fossil ferry]

Atleast I killed the dos

[wintry badger]

no too op and annoying

[gloomy portal]

Ye it made it so underrated now

[gloomy portal]

I added this but idk about if these are counters, i think pulse and spring will be enough

[obsidian field]

if an ability with low punch counts entire reason

of being used

was an annoying near uncounterable teleport punch

thats the problem

[gloomy portal]

I'm gonna get like 149 nopes and 1 like that is from me🗿✌️

[wintry badger]

its a combo starter with lots of mobility and hard to counter ts needed to go

[obsidian field]

try shift

its amazing for combo

[hexed hawk]

That’s what happens when you make a shitty suggestion

[obsidian field]

SAUL GOODMAN?
BETTER CAL SAUL

[fossil ferry]

chat did I cook on this?

[gloomy portal]

Lowkey not shit, only reason because Teleportaion is useless now

[obsidian field]

i dont even need to look

u cooked

[fossil ferry]

YAYYYAYAAYAYAYYAYYAYAY

[rare hemlock]

you're useless

[swift wolf]

do not bring telepunch back, that shit was hell to deal with

[obsidian field]

https://tenor.com/view/naoya-zenin-jjk-season-3-gif-1019943299746854104

[fossil ferry]

ez ego boost

Hasn’t been patched yet

hehe

[wintry badger]

did good but could use work on flicking

[hexed hawk]

Yeah but the suggestion to being it back how it was is shitty, simply making a suggestion to buff teleport or give it a new gimmick would’ve worked

[fossil ferry]

Yeah I rushed it

[wintry badger]

sometimes you run past people but dont turn so flicking would help to get the hit

[fossil ferry]

Yeah I see what you talkin abt

[gloomy portal]

Ye but Ufo was supposed to be nerfed but got buffed instead

[hexed hawk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1400379014249451562/1456151381269545064/IMG_1538.gif

[obsidian field]

the difference between ufo and teleport is

teleport is easy af

to obtain

ufo requires atleast 10 hours into the game? idk

[gloomy portal]

Ufo is a disaster

[rare hemlock]

you could probably speedrun ufo in under an hour

[obsidian field]

no one even uses ufo outside of its mas

[rare hemlock]

like, 0 punches to ufo mas

[gloomy portal]

It took me 2 hours to get with like 7 other ppl idk

[hexed hawk]

You most likely can’t

Dos at 10k

Wait

Is it 6k

[obsidian field]

14k

[hexed hawk]

FUCK

[rare hemlock]

when are duels unlocked?

[hexed hawk]

1k I believe

Or 500

[rare hemlock]

definitely possible to reach 14k in under an hour

[hexed hawk]

You also have to consider dos

[rare hemlock]

which someone else can transfer to you

which can be farmed while grinding duels

[gloomy portal]

Oh wow i started a new chat channel

This lowkey fire

[wintry badger]

wait are you talking about with both punch modifiers and 2x mastery or just barebones

[hexed hawk]

As I always say “the worst are the most lively”

[rare hemlock]

no gamepasses

[hexed hawk]

Bare bones could work

You’d need to be optimal though

[rare hemlock]

ANYWAYS, my point from this is that ufo does not have a difficult obtainment if you lock the fuck in

[hexed hawk]

Like really optimal

[gloomy portal]

Anyways you guys keep chating imma play FTF

[wintry badger]

who is getting 14k in under an hour is there some strat

[gloomy portal]

Or ragebait ppl with plant

[gloomy portal]

Exploiters

[rare hemlock]

i grinded duels for punches

[gloomy portal]

Someone got 10k in 30 mins

[hexed hawk]

There was a “strat” to get ~100k an hour before a patch

[wintry badger]

no tas for this speedrun

[hexed hawk]

100% a strat

[gloomy portal]

Because of exploits

[hexed hawk]

Don’t question it

[wintry badger]

can i get thepunch farm strat

[rare hemlock]

its gone

[hexed hawk]

Did you notice the part where I said “before a patch”

[wintry badger]

wait there is a way but only if youre dedicated

and have like 5 friends

[gloomy portal]

Step 1 : Buy 2x + 3x punches

Step 2 : Exploit

Step 3 : Use your friends

[hexed hawk]

Actually you can’t even punch that fast because of exploits due to the anticheat

Anticheat being useful for once

[gloomy portal]

Anti cheat doesn't always work

[wintry badger]

i was gonna say get a friend and use 2 other friends with 6x punches to spam burger on a bounty until 14k then join on the speedrun account and you could get a record of like 5 seconds

[hexed hawk]

If you punch EXTREMELY rapidly, yeah it’ll trigger it

Doesn’t always work but prevents a lot of punch farming exploits

[gloomy portal]

In 2023 May 5, people got banned because of the shackle glitch

[hexed hawk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1400379014249451562/1456151381269545064/IMG_1538.gif

[rare hemlock]

shackle is dead

[hexed hawk]

Second time saying something with absolutely 0 correlation to the conversation at hand

[gloomy portal]

As a plant main i get only 2000 an hour

[hexed hawk]

Third

[gloomy portal]

Funny for the 39373937393793373 time

[rare hemlock]

and it'll be funny for the 39373937393793374th time

[hexed hawk]

Oh no i send a gif twice

[gloomy portal]

Idk if i seen this before

Or am i just delusional

[hexed hawk]

Also shackle got removed march 5 2023

Nice try

[fossil ferry]

pls teach me your ways

[hexed hawk]

Duels

[gloomy portal]

Classic

[fossil ferry]

50 per win

[gloomy portal]

What else

[hexed hawk]

Just grind duels, he legit just said that right before it

[fossil ferry]

280 wins

[hexed hawk]

Classic wasn’t added until Brickbattler update, around 2024

Nice try v2

[fossil ferry]

And if each match takes 1 minute

280 minutes

[gloomy portal]

So ig someone lied to me abt the shackle glitch in 2023

[rare hemlock]

you can win faster if you kill faster

[fossil ferry]

Some won’t take as fast

Some people run

[rare hemlock]

be faster then omg

runner at them

[fossil ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/iq-to-high-iq-to-high-dumbass-gif-8703840328342123411

I think this man is dumb

[rare hemlock]

the arena is a relatively small square!

[fossil ferry]

I will say this

[rare hemlock]

with walls of death that close in!

[gloomy portal]

So then what caused players to get banned

[fossil ferry]

they can run for more then a minute without being catched

also there’s hackers

[rare hemlock]

play duels

[fossil ferry]

this man

[hexed hawk]

Idk why are you asking me, youre the one that gave this supposed fact

[fossil ferry]

he understand everything

[rare hemlock]

if hackers are in duels

then you can farm reports

[fossil ferry]

But by playing duels you ain’t getting 14k punches in less then a hr

[gloomy portal]

Because in 2025 almost 100k people are wondering why they got banned in May 5th for no reason

[rare hemlock]

just be better at dueling idk what to tell you

[fossil ferry]

So you’ve done it?

[hexed hawk]

In game ban or server ban?

[gloomy portal]

In game

[rare hemlock]

i did it while farming engineer on my alt

[hexed hawk]

Also youre claiming a bug in 2023 because people complaining in 2025

[fossil ferry]

yeah I’m sorry but your completely lying

there’s so so many things stopping you

[gloomy portal]

Check the ability ward server

There was a lot of people getting banned in 2023 May 5

[rare hemlock]

there's nothing that can stop me

[fossil ferry]

You constantly get sent back to aw lobby, or wait in duels lobby, or find a hacker, or find a runner, or find someone actually good, or just fumble and spend more then a minute per match

LIKE HOW ARE YOU BYPASSING ALLAT

TO GET 280 WINS

IN LESS THEN A HR

[hexed hawk]

I see ONE person claim that wtf are you talking about

[rare hemlock]

i didnt have to wait long in the duels lobby, i didnt see many hackers, if people ran they would just corner themselves, im the best, and im the best

[fossil ferry]

yeah your lying

even if ALL THAT HAPPENED

[rare hemlock]

it did

[fossil ferry]

you still would have taken over a hr

[gloomy portal]

Idk what happened. It looks answerable by common sense

[rare hemlock]

it did not take over an hour

[gloomy portal]

Just search in the ability ward server "Auto farm"

[fossil ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/sure-air-quotes-gif-15372542988520135708

[rare hemlock]

confessing to exploits? banned

[hexed hawk]

Youre kinda dumb for saying that

[foggy surge]

No

[gloomy portal]

?

[foggy surge]

Telepunch was too op

And way too noskill

[fossil ferry]

Back to working on my Cosmo rework

[hexed hawk]

Thats the first day they started keeping date of ban dates, so everyone banned before that has their date defaulted to 5-5-23

Not because they all got banned on that day

[foggy surge]

My guy mains air now 😭

[gloomy portal]

Not everyone did

[hexed hawk]

Im saying not everyone with “banned 5-5/23” wasn’t even banned on that day

It’s just defaulted to that day

Because they were banned before 5-5-23

Not a bug at all

I think even luke confirmed this during ability ward overhaul when i explained this to someone else

[fossil ferry]

Yep

couldn’t think of what I wanted to main so I just main

[hexed hawk]

Nobody is forcing you to main anything

Don’t main anything if you don’t wanna

Play what’s fun

[teal ermine]

I LOVE using the worst ability one day because I suddenly find it “fun”

[rare hemlock]

that would be spring

[hexed hawk]

Old soap was peak gameplay

Then they make it big and extra annoying

[teal ermine]

Spring is not the worst ability in any way whatsoever

[teal ermine]

Yeah that change made soap one of the more annoying abilities

[rare hemlock]

that's because spring is the worst until its fun, and then its the best

[fossil ferry]

: D

[teal ermine]

Yeah okay i guesss

Guess*

actually does make sense

[fresh crag]

For a 25 punch ability is very good

Also dont bring that olf teleportation