#Dude with a knife

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spiral pecan
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honestly really boring even if it's very strong

gray hound
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He's got a knife

spiral pecan
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I can think of another ability that has a knife

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several infact

gray hound
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None have knife

spiral pecan
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Vampire:

gray hound
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Barely count they're dagger

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Try again

spiral pecan
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wiki says they're knives

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dunked on

gray hound
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Wiki lied

spiral pecan
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no?

gray hound
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I dont make the rules

spiral pecan
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I do.

gray hound
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Nah nvm I do

spiral pecan
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too late

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I already make the rules

gray hound
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Also they disappear so they arent real knives

spiral pecan
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false

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knives disappear all the time

gray hound
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They're shadow dagger

spiral pecan
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says vampire knife

gray hound
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Shadow dagger

spiral pecan
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cope because you're wrong

gray hound
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Also vampires dont use knives why would they use knives it just make the victim lose blood which ruin the entire purpose

spiral pecan
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if I was a vampire I would use knives

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easy way to extract blood

gray hound
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Youd be a very bad vampire then

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You literally have built-in blood-sucking teeth

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Use that

spiral pecan
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okay but

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what if I wanna use a knife

gray hound
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Use a dagger atleast, you can add poison to it so it make spicy blood

spiral pecan
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why can I add poison to a dagger but not a knife

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just dip the knife blade into the poison

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boom poison knife

gray hound
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Because nobody does that

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Thats weird

spiral pecan
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says the guy who would rather bite people instead of stabbing them

gray hound
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Just put it on the dagger like everybody else

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Ye because if I dont bite them id die

spiral pecan
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no?

gray hound
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Yes

spiral pecan
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the biting isn't what feeds you it's the blood

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for someone who makes Dude with a knife abilities you know very little about them

gray hound
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Yes and im not gonna just put it into ziploc then add it into a glass

spiral pecan
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why not

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less mess

gray hound
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Just gonna drink while its fresh

spiral pecan
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what if I want to add it to a stew for later

gray hound
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Its less mess to do it with the teeth cause you need literally nothing wlse

spiral pecan
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yeah I may need nothing else
but I want a knife

gray hound
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Vampires dont eat stew you ignorant baffoon

spiral pecan
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who are you to deny me my knife

spiral pecan
gray hound
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Then you can be a dude with a knife then

spiral pecan
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no because just a regular dude with a knife is boring when we have a vampire with magic knives

gray hound
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You mean shadow daggers

spiral pecan
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says vampire knives on the wiki

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I make the rules remember

gray hound
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Buncha liars

spiral pecan
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I got first dibs

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buncha?
there's one person here

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where is the rest

gray hound
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And the wiki

spiral pecan
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the wiki isn't a person

gray hound
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The peoples who made it

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They all liars

spiral pecan
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not my problem

gray hound
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Well it is now

spiral pecan
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either way ability is boring

gray hound
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But have considered it give you a knife

spiral pecan
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please make it cooler
give the dude with a knife more knives

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that is statistically guaranteed to make you cooler

gray hound
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Idk man might be OP

spiral pecan
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I mean it's already unbalanced what's stopping you now

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I need more knives pseudo

gray hound
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Mama said no

spiral pecan
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remember

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who makes the rules

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me

gray hound
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Mama

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She make the rules

spiral pecan
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yeah I don't think so

gray hound
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Youre just a pawn to her

spiral pecan
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if I was a pawn could I move backwards

gray hound
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No

spiral pecan
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yeah so I'm moving backwards

gray hound
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No

spiral pecan
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lying as always

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smh

gray hound
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Prove it then

spiral pecan
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literally going backward as we speak

gray hound
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Liar liar pant on fire

spiral pecan
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yet my pants remain unfired
weird how that works

gray hound
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Oh look your pants👖 🔥

spiral pecan
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I don't wear jeans

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checkmate

gray hound
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Double liar double fire

spiral pecan
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currently very fireless here

gray hound
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I can see the smoke buddy you not tuff

spiral pecan
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the smoke is coming from you because you are lying

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gg

gray hound
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If I was on fire then why am I so cold fr fr

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Make it make sense

spiral pecan
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cold evil fire

gray hound
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Nah sound fake

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Triple fire for you

spiral pecan
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you say that as I remain quite unfired

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care to explain yourself

gray hound
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Still lying smh, fourth fire

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Oh wait ik whats happening, 2 fires make a negative fire

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So thats why you arent on fire anymore

spiral pecan
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does fire equal some sort of negative number

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that doesn't seem very nice

gray hound
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Yes

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Fire is evil didnt you know

spiral pecan
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make it make sense

gray hound
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Well you are lying

spiral pecan
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nuh uh?

gray hound
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Since you obviously want me to delete this idea so you can steal it and make millions

crimson storm
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what

gray hound
spiral pecan
gray hound
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He has a knife

spiral pecan
crimson storm
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crazy

spiral pecan
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I thought so

gray hound
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He's a knify man

spiral pecan
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is he a knify man because he has a knife?
or does he have a knife because he is a knify man?

gray hound
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Go ask the dude with a knife

spiral pecan
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I am

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he is currently evading questioning

gray hound
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Why did you dislike this,😔

spiral pecan
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you may think I'm a liar
but I'm actually evil

gray hound
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You arent worth of the dude with a knife

spiral pecan
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true that's why I didn't want him in the game

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gg

gray hound
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He's gonna meet you IRL then skullhd

spiral pecan
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yeah he can't do nothing

gray hound
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He can actually I asked him and he said he's on his way

spiral pecan
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he may have a knife

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but have you ever considered that I have TWO knives?

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something you refused to give him?

gray hound
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Ye but hes good with his knife

spiral pecan
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what if I'm better

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what happens then

gray hound
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You're not

spiral pecan
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how would you know

gray hound
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Otherwise youd be the dude with the knives

spiral pecan
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I have many names

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you just don't know me that well

gray hound
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Nah

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I can tell

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Hes better

spiral pecan
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he tragically died on the way here in a car accident

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do you need money for the funeral

gray hound
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He'll be fine

spiral pecan
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oh ok

gray hound
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He's survived worse

spiral pecan
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as long as he's fine

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does dude with a knife need a taxi

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he's not here yet

elfin sleet
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were you high when you wrote this or something?

gray hound
spiral pecan
spiral pecan
elfin sleet
crimson storm
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lust

celest steeple
frail ingot
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Feels super bland and also has the same obtainment as rabbit (I think)

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And that's a lot of filler in the suggestion

gray hound
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H s got a knife

frail ingot
gray hound
frail ingot
gray hound
frail ingot
gray hound
sweet portal
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Does this count as a joke sugges

gray hound
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Only if you think a dude with a knife is funny

tawny forum
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vampire

gray hound
frank crane
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joke suggestions r banned

gray hound