#🥘food

1 messages · Page 11 of 1

outer wren
#

Made myself some Mexican hot chocolate out of a couple dark chocolate bars, cinnamon, black pepper, and a dash of vanilla, sweetened with honey all melted down in some whole milk and reduced for about 10 minutes. I was gonna pic it but its...just a mug of brown liquid lol. Tastes great though.

Instead I'll hit a promise of what I'll be cooking later. While the milk was coming up to temp I prepped a couple jalapenos, some onion, a head of broccoli, and cooked up some jasmine rice. Later on I'll be making up some ground beef stir-fry noodles. Have some mirin left so I figured a soy sauce base with mirin, leftover scallion oil, and a leftover ramen seasoning packet ought to do the trick for seasoning. Ramen stir-fry rice lol. Peeled like 6 cloves of garlic too. Should be good.

half narwhal
#

like a sane man thats 12 inside

outer wren
#

What is hot chocolate

#

But warm choccy milk

half narwhal
#

it doesnt hit the same

outer wren
#

But the fundamentals are the same. Milk, chocolate, sugar.

#

Essentially: warm chocolate milk

outer wren
#

Horrid photo but I forgot to take a pic when I was in the kitchen and I am not getting back up lol. Beef and broccoli fried rice.

#

Broccoli is perfectly cooked oml yes. Bright and green, still firm yet the bite is good. That jalapeno comes through at the very end with a little heat. The flavor is there but faint. Probably could have used more. Overall great though.

half narwhal
outer wren
#

Uh huh, thanks

wild hearth
half narwhal
#

now im hungry

#

wait no i was hungry before but you reminded me

#

man its 5am grilled cheese time now

winged oracle
#

Chicken Alfredo

reef dune
sudden bramble
winged oracle
reef dune
reef dune
half narwhal
#

ruined my hunger

winged oracle
molten quiver
austere flare
#

Bacon, potato bits and 2 sunny up egg

winged oracle
#

Chicken curry

molten quiver
#

I made the sauce with tomatoes, chicken stock and I let the leftover grilled entrecôte from last weekend simmer in the sauce, and this resulted in a umami bomb

winged oracle
#

Brownie cake

molten quiver
winged oracle
#

You either microwave it or put it in the oven

reef dune
reef dune
half narwhal
#

literal shit

winged oracle
echo yew
#

Very simple made egg with potato

drowsy root
#

pie named pizza

#

pizza stone really makes the difference, I should buya a pizza steel just for comparison

fervent kettle
#

Taking a break from Euroslop to post a real man's breakfast. Bacon, eggs, pan fried kransky, meatballs, french fries and mash potatoes with melted vintage cheddar and a side of hot salsa

#

Served with a pint of milk

molten quiver
molten quiver
idle flame
#

Need to work on topping distribution though.

winged iris
#

Basil chicken

reef dune
winged iris
royal harbor
winged oracle
#

Ca ke

#

From Friday

scenic sinew
winged oracle
lament lotus
#

I made these on thursday

molten quiver
#

lunch: butter and olive oil toasted bread, BLT, homemade dressing with smokey flavor. yes i put another slice of caramelised bread ontop.

gentle robin
#

LMAO RON

keen knoll
meager frigate
winged oracle
#

Just did,they are actualy good

next dock
outer wren
#

Hey that looks pretty good

#

I'd demolish that plate

reef dune
austere flare
#

How does everything look like vomit to you

outer wren
#

You think that looks like vomit? Check out my beef stroking off.

#

Cubed steak fried up and stewed with beef stock and onion. Simmered down with egg noodles and finished off with sour cream, mushroom ketchup, and lots of black pepper.

proven halo
austere flare
#

Thats a whole lotta egg

proven halo
#

I measure my wealth not in gold, but in eggs 🥚

outer wren
#

Especially these days jeez

#

It's almost $8 for a dozen where I'm at

austere flare
#

I can get 15 eggs for 1 euro and 20 cents.

proven halo
#

I'm done. Hush puppies and corn nuggets with a hash of zucchini, tomato, bell pepper, and egg, with thin steak sticks to be like little jerky sticks.

outer wren
#

What you did to that steak is heinous

#

the rest of it looks great but the steak...that should be a crime

warm sinew
#

Cooking in the gamma server is better than any other server i have seen lol

wide jay
#

NYE

He

He

He

vivid cedar
proven halo
#

Lighting

winged oracle
echo yew
wide jay
austere flare
dawn pasture
jolly dagger
outer wren
#

I have been lured in by a mountain of fries

#

I can smell them from here

#

Haven't had a food adventure in a bit. I think I'm due. Maybe tomorrow I might make some fancy spaghetti or something. Or maybe I'll just have a box of hamburger helper. idk XD

nimble pendant
#

Today i had breakfast at 2 am consisting off old granola (caramel flavour)with milk and a single dried 2 day old tortilla(plain)

#

💪

dawn pasture
true blade
#

hot dog pizza in a big ass cookie

sudden bramble
merry glade
merry glade
outer wren
#

Looksabit like a breakfast pizza. I think I can barely see scrambled egg curd under it all with ham slices or Canadian bacon perhaps, mushrooms, potato slices, cheese, and what looks like fried onions on top. Honestly sounds pretty good when you really look at it. I'd eat it, at least.

#

Points off for using one of those disgusting pre-made crusts tho

#

Real pizza dough can be found in the freezer section for like a dollar. 0 reason to use a pre-made crust unless that 15 minute prep of stretching the dough is really an issue. Though if you are going to use a pre-made get a Boboli crust. They're the best of them, at least.

dawn pasture
dawn pasture
outer wren
#

and can't hate on using free stuff. Well done.

#

If its free its for me!

merry glade
dawn pasture
mighty minnow
rigid atlas
#

alfredo but i passed out 5 times churning my own sauce

celest bough
#

Bacon and cheese omelette absolutecinema

outer wren
#

That looks good

#

Little cuc salad on the side. Not bad. Too healthy tho.

flint stone
nimble pendant
half narwhal
#

As one does

#

Steaks at 9:45 pm

#

One is about 160 degrees Fahrenheit and the other is 150 Fahrenheit (the 160 is my dads)

outer wren
#

Dude that looks like the Aunt Meg Special

#

I'd absolutely love that with a mountain of mashed potatoes and a ladle of gravy

half narwhal
#

i just made the steaks and some corn

#

most midwest shit ever

outer wren
#

Could do with corn yeah. With butter and lots of pepper.

half narwhal
winged oracle
winged oracle
rigid junco
#

that burger looks like it was 15€ alone

#

but good

winged oracle
#

Hers was 14,50€ and mine was 16€

#

It was expensive but worth it

dark flax
#

Beer is meal

royal harbor
molten quiver
paper sundial
#

Gettin first bbq of the year

rigid atlas
molten quiver
molten quiver
winged oracle
#

Its time again

#

Rinderrouladen (German: [ˈʁɪndɐʁuˌlaːdn̩] ; plural, singular Rinderroulade (German: [ˈʁɪndɐʁuˌlaːdə] )) are a German meat dish, usually consisting of bacon, onions, mustard and pickles wrapped in thinly sliced beef which is then cooked. The dish is considered traditional also in the Upper Silesia region of Poland where it is known as rolada śląs...

flint stone
#

Today's mail.

molten quiver
outer wren
half narwhal
#

i dont have a picture, but i made steaks last night, but i left them on too long and they were WELL DONE

#

words cannot describe the agony im feeling

#

my stupid fucking nose started bleeding the second i went to take them off, so i couldnt take them off in time

strong wharf
#

Made Burritos for lunch cowboyeyes

molten quiver
strong wharf
molten quiver
hallow notch
royal harbor
#

Feuille en orange

lament lotus
hallow notch
worn summit
#

Gheeme stew

reef dune
hallow notch
mint zinc
#

Looks like lentils

keen escarp
hallow notch
outer wren
#

boy dinner

#

ngl tho that bread looks deliciously crisp

keen escarp
#

But on sunday i bake my own bread

hybrid adder
#

Noodles with Kimchi, Chinese sweet pork sausage, g onion, bok choy, chili crisp and sesame oil

winged oracle
#

Clean your Keyboard Concerned

ivory mason
#

Looks like some kind of minecraft village cuisine

winged oracle
#

The food looks good

hybrid adder
ivory mason
rigid junco
winged oracle
#

This looks sooooo goood KEK

molten quiver
outer wren
#

Cuisine nouveaux grits with mushroom and bacon, salisbury steak with broccoli

modern swallow
swift talon
#

homemade Bienenstich (bee sting) cake

caramalised almonds on top and vanilla cream in the middle

winged oracle
#

Den würd ich so verputzen xD

#

Sieht verdammt gut aus

outer wren
#

Amazing cake omg

#

I'll take 6

latent bramble
#

!

worn summit
#

Iranian pasta

warm pecan
warm pecan
#

why tha shi white bro

mellow plover
#

@merry glade what's the point of pinging me if I can't fucking reply to you dimwit?

merry glade
#

I pinged you

sudden bramble
#

You know it's expensive because there is like no food on the plate

austere flare
#

omegakekw true

#

I can get what you got there for probably 23 euros in my country

#

Its kind of a crazy thing to think about

#

But the food does look good

scenic sinew
sudden bramble
# scenic sinew

@keen knoll @faint snow how does this guy eat better in school than any of us

keen knoll
#

bro that shit costs 35 euro and they want tip as well in a restaurant

#

what is this

pliant sedge
winged oracle
pliant sedge
#

true but the tray makes it look like theyre in prison lmao

winged oracle
#

Also prison food,at least in Germany,is actualy decent

pliant sedge
#

prison food in america is food but thats kinda debateable

scenic sinew
#

A prison called korean school LoL

austere flare
#

This literally looks better than probably 97% of school meals

hidden mirage
#

Love the ten French fries on the upper right.

royal harbor
#

That's a good meal, especially if you're hungry

slim mulch
#

that looks incredible and just for school food

jolly dagger
#

Who here eats pilaf rice?

sudden bramble
mellow plover
mellow plover
sudden bramble
#

arent you also causcasian

mellow plover
#

only partly, but it all went into looks so your medieval racist ass would be delighted

scenic sinew
royal harbor
hallow notch
jolly dagger
hallow notch
#

it is

hallow notch
#

i usually make just with tomatoes onion peppers carrot

#

and add in vegeta

#

and paprika

#

the spice

shell shard
#

irradiated eggos.

hallow notch
#

it makes everything better

#

anything you season just add in vegeta

shell shard
#

Ofc it does cuz its 80% salt

rustic verge
#

Oh man i'm going to destroy this piece of cow

hallow notch
shell shard
hallow notch
timber ore
#

“bread”

hallow notch
#

look like bread to me

scenic sinew
misty stream
#

Psudogiant chops?

echo yew
misty stream
echo yew
austere flare
#

3 minutes?

#

Give me 30 seconds

#

I don't need the chopsticks.

warm pecan
#

Y'all don't use fingers?

misty stream
winged oracle
misty stream
winged oracle
#

Schon weg geputzt

#

I inhaled it

misty stream
#

It looks v good

#

From earlier this year. Perfect medium/medium rare

#

Maple cheesecake

scenic sinew
misty stream
# scenic sinew

Whopper whooper junior whopper double taste with perfect toppers

true helm
warm pecan
outer wren
#

Even in Korea BK never changes

#

The Whopper is eternal

winged oracle
#

That was A LOT

outer wren
#

That looks incredibly Balkan

echo yew
#

Stir fry season beef w some fresh made garlic bread (accidentally baked too long) and avocado

winged oracle
#

It was Krautsalat mit Gyros,Pommes und Tzaziki omegakekw

rigid atlas
#

thank god for saturday markets

balmy panther
tired cliff
true blade
winged oracle
#

Gets vanilla slit ice cream instead

true blade
#

lip

winged oracle
#

@keen knoll thats something for you

keen knoll
royal harbor
winged oracle
mighty minnow
#

mercury desert 😋

timber ore
#

Tres Leches Cake

warm pecan
winged oracle
#

But i made the kangaroo joke too

#

Mother in law wasnt happy

warm pecan
#

????

#

from a kangaroo joke?

winged oracle
#

Its supposed to be an easter bunny

#

I called them pregnant kangaroos

#

Its puff pastry

lament lotus
#

Good old bangers and mash

#

Made this at school

winged oracle
#

Perfectly separated as it should be

keen knoll
rigid atlas
#

your flame grilled steak brings shame

quartz tulip
outer wren
#

Add a cigarette, a boof, and a couple shots of cheap vodka and it's also boy dinner

royal seal
#

Hello, do you have any recipe suggestions for cakes ?

outer wren
#

Well that depends on what kind of cake you want

#

If you want chocolate I cannot recommend enough a mayonnaise cake

royal seal
#

@outer wren yeah why not ?

outer wren
#

For the life of me I cannot locate my grandmothers cookbook...I thought it was above the fridge. Hold on, I'll get you a recipe I have done before and it's almost as good.

outer wren
#

Okay that isn't right they changed that recipe. That is NOT how I remember it. fk sake let my find that cookbook.

royal seal
#

ok thanks dude

outer wren
#

I've got no idea. I must have packed it in a tote or something. Here's one I found that looks about right.

Ingredients:
Dry
2 cups AP flour
2/3 cup cocoa powder
1/2 tsp cinnamon
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp baking powder
Wet
1 cup of mayonnaise
1 1/2 cups of light brown sugar, firmly packed into the measure
2 tsp vanilla extract
1/2 tsp instant coffee powder
1 cup water, warmed to blood temperature

Process:
Heat oven to 350
Butter (or use shortening) your baking pan and flour it. Flouring it helps prevent sticking. For best results use a metal baking pan.
In a large mixing bowl or stand mixer combine all of your dry ingredients and in a separate bowl combine all the wet. Make sure to whisk both in their own bowls until smooth and uniform.
Then just dump the wet into the dry and mix until just combined and smooth. If you like a more firm cake you can beat this mixture for 5 minutes to develop some loose gluten structure.
Your cake batter should be very loose and pourable, put in your floured baking pan and make sure to use a spatula to get all that chocolate goodness from the mixing bowl into the pan.
Bake for about 30 minutes or until a toothpick or wooden skewer comes out clean.
Remove from oven and let cool completely inside of the pan. The cake is so soft and moist usually it cannot be turned out onto a dish without damaging it and I don't recommend it.
Choose your frosting and top it. I personally recommend a vanilla or chocolate buttercream or cream cheese frosting. The cream cheese frosting will be slightly tangy and pair VERY well with the cake. (thats the one I use, and please make it from home its so easy)

#

I don't think I'm missing anything there. It's a really easy cake to make. Just get the ingredients together, combine them, bake.

royal seal
#

thank' my man !

outer wren
#

np

idle flame
#

Going to give that one a try as well, if nothing else just to see the faces of my family when I tell them "oh this? This is mayo based." 😂

winged oracle
#

AP flower pepew

keen knoll
winged oracle
#

it looks so sad

winged oracle
slim cradle
# winged oracle

verynice ❤️ - day or night. French fries / Pommes get me everytime!

winged oracle
#

Its that time again

tough oar
digital pawn
outer wren
# digital pawn Did you manually write the stuff from the cookbook?

Negativo. I couldn't find the cookbook. I had some of it from memory and found a recipe that I thought was similar. I filled in a couple details like the coffee powder in the recipe. I also added more sugar because they said it was only 1 cup in that recipe and that's just not enough.

outer wren
#

Happy Cinco de Mayo! I made a Sloppy Jose!

rigid atlas
#

made carbonara with guanciale good stuff

austere flare
#

Sir this is the food channel not the bowl channel

nimble pendant
winged oracle
winged oracle
proud marten
#

Good shit

rigid junco
#

That looks... too good...

winged oracle
leaden compass
#

Honey garlic chicken and spicy garlic sesame broccoli. (made following recipies online because i don't know what im doing)

scenic sinew
hallow notch
# leaden compass Honey garlic chicken and spicy garlic sesame broccoli. (made following recipies ...

it's look good, if you want to what i did when first learning to cook was look recipes up for sauces or for specific item i was making instead of whole dish and i would piece together dish using individual recipes until i understood basics like emulsifying, different cooking types and what they do, ideal temperatures for what kind of meat and prep for the meat, how much to season, etc. you get the actual experience of cooking a dish while learning individual parts that make it up and it prepares you for making your own recipes eventually

leaden compass
scenic sinew
#

POV:you said hungry to grand mother in 'KOREA'

mighty minnow
#

god damn

karmic frigate
winged oracle
winged oracle
plain swallow
#

Apparently I have a ping here but I can't find it?

gentle robin
#

@plain swallow

plain swallow
lament lotus
#

Made myself brunch

winged oracle
plain swallow
#

I do not understand

#

Oh

#

OH

outer wren
#

Mushyoom onyon omelette made with duck eggs, salt, pepper, a pinch of tarragon, a smaller pinch of thyme, and sauteed with a couple tablespoons of the butter from garlic confit.

plain swallow
#

Yeah I figured it out omegakekw

floral shell
#

I have no idea what this is but it tasted good when I made it

scenic sinew
silent blaze
#

@chilly skiff

winged oracle
latent wedge
#

Tartiflette 😋

outer wren
#

An amazing Starsector modder

lone marsh
outer wren
#

Moist cake

#

Hopefully thats soaked in some kind of brandy or whiskey sauce

lament lotus
clear fable
#

Sugar sandwich

#

God I hate being poor

serene escarp
#

Он наконец-то получил свой бутерброд с маслом

grizzled magnet
#

"Rostok Special" — The Legendary Barkeep’s Signature Salad!
P.S.
Please don't laugh, I tried my best.🥺

winged oracle
#

p!translate en Он наконец-то получил свой бутерброд с маслом

stark hullBOT
#
Original

Он наконец-то получил свой бутерброд с маслом

English

He finally got his sandwich with butter

winged oracle
lament lotus
winged oracle
#

Lidl,Aldi,german stores in general

#

At least its available rn everywhere i went here in germany

lament lotus
#

Havent been there in some time

winged oracle
#

No guarantee though

jolly dagger
outer wren
winged oracle
tidal carbon
#

Lunch :3

odd basalt
outer wren
#

$13 for some mediocre chicken

timber ore
#

Cinnamon rolls

wide jay
slim minnow
sick slate
#

Trying out the Russian IRPRUS MRE. 1st meal is beef rice with cheese, vegetable puree with pepper, wheat crackers, fruit drinks and black tea with sugar

#

Menu 3

outer wren
#

I had one of those. Really neat and pretty tasty. Mine was pork kasha, pork paté, luncheon loaf, and some kind of kissel or kompot.

clear ibex
nimble pendant
sick slate
#

2nd meal is beef meat balls with sauce, added cheese, vegetable puree and pepper, 2 packs of wheat crackers, 1 liver paté, fruit drinks and black tea with sugar

sick slate
#

I've already tried 2 US MREs. As for Russian, this is my 3rd time

outer wren
# sick slate Same MRE as mine ?

An older version but yes. I think I bought mine in 2019, it was about $90 plus shipping. The whole thing was delicious except for the crackers which were actually quite stale and had the flavor of one of the drink mixes that tore open in transit. I poured off the drink mix from the inner box and mixed it up anyway. It was pretty good, some kind of berry flavor. Can't recall the kind of berry though.

#

American MREs aren't as flavorful as other MREs but they are also designed to last longer and be more acceptable to all palates. I still love them but undoubtedly they lack in overall deliciousness.

#

My current favorite meal for the US MREs is the chicken burrito bowl. Second favorite is probably either the goulash or the Italian sausage and peppers.

lament lotus
#

Ive not tried any MREs

outer wren
#

British ones are pretty good. I had one with a chicken curry. Apart from being a little devoid of moisture it was really good. The boiled blackcurrant sweets were one of the best things about the ration and I HIGHLY recommend everyone try to find blackcurrant juice or candies. One of the best fruit flavors I have ever had.

sick slate
sick slate
#

I bought a 2 combo for like 40$

#

And these are the 2 US MRE i tried

sick slate
#

I absolutely love their black tea though

lament lotus
#

Guess i can just buy em for a few quid

#

Looked on this one website and its like £10-£15 for British MREs

lament lotus
#

I’ll keep looking

lament lotus
#

Some of em

sick slate
#

If it's just 15 pounds then that's a steal

lament lotus
sick slate
#

Though check if it's legit or not

#

Too good to be true in this economy

lament lotus
#

Yeah its from this

#

They’re sold out tho from what it looks

sick slate
#

That's mental for that price

#

I don't think i can get UK MRE for that cheap

lament lotus
lament lotus
sick slate
#

Idk

lament lotus
#

Guess i could just go up to the place where they’re located, which it said was in Lancashire

sick slate
#

I got my MREs mostly from China

lament lotus
#

Might do it when im a bit older

sick slate
#

Sold on Taobao

lament lotus
lament lotus
sick slate
#

Nah

#

They just sell a lot of Russian stuff on Chinese site easier becuz they're close to each other

#

Gears also

sick slate
#

US MREs cost more than Russian's

lament lotus
#

Yeah that would make sense

sick slate
#

Chinese MREs are ass

#

So they can't replicate Russian food that easily 🤣

#

My ratings atm is RUS MRE > US MRE > CN MRE

lament lotus
sick slate
lament lotus
sick slate
#

As an Asian, even I don't like their MREs

lament lotus
sick slate
#

I'd rather chow down on KOR MREs or JP

lament lotus
sick slate
#

Not just sounding better, they taste better too 🤣

#

The only stuff Russian MREs lack are snacks, but they are proper meals

#

So I can't complain

#

So far, their snacks are choco bars and apple jam for you to eat with crackers

lament lotus
sick slate
#

Yup

#

It's more like a home meal

lament lotus
sick slate
#

Heat up the mains and boom you're done

lament lotus
#

And the us mres
What are the snacks in there
Just chemicals?

sick slate
#

Eat with bread or the crackers

lament lotus
sick slate
#

Maybe cookies

#

Cake

#

Trail mix

#

Fruit bars

sick slate
lament lotus
#

So American asf

lament lotus
sick slate
#

I think the only stuff that cost the thing that cost the most in US MREs is their self heating packs

sick slate
#

Ye

#

Add water in those packs and put your mains or whatever you want to heat up in a sleeve

#

But it's inefficient becuz that thing can only be used once

#

While Russian MREs you can just use their fuel tablets or use actual fire to cook.

#

Easy to reuse those fuel tablets too

#

Older RUS MREs have actual canned foods so you can reuse those cans

#

But later RUS MREs use cheaper tin packages to reduce weight

lament lotus
#

Huh ok

lament lotus
#

Yeah that seems better cause you can use it more

lament lotus
#

Pretty cool

wide jay
worn token
#

Is Kompot time !

wide jay
outer wren
#

Creamed potatoes

soft cipher
# wide jay

Is it Poland or Belarus food? Can't recognize))

soft cipher
#

I knew it!
Mam nadzieję że jesteś z Krakowa))

valid jackal
#

My mom bought these hearts that are basically bath bombs for meat that turn a chuck roast into birria

It was like, 80% as good as one of the local Mexican places in my area, I was impressed

#

Forgot to take a pic but it was these

Now back to my quest to one day make actual beef birria instead of the Gucci wine aunt crock pot version

sick slate
#

3rd and last meal

Beef stew with beans and veggies, added cheese and smoked pork belly with sum pepper, pork paté. Apple puree and apple jam mixed together. 1 cracker pack, some bread, black tea and fruit drinks.

#

That concludes the 24hrs Russian MRE

royal harbor
sick slate
royal harbor
#

Looks like a well designed mini stove

winged oracle
urban latch
#

@chilly skiff Coffee looks really good

wide jay
rapid spire
#

boar chops

tidal carbon
outer wren
#

I've always wanted to try actual guanciale

#

I make it with bacon like an American barbarian and it's always been incredible

#

Honestly it's probably my favorite meal of all time. This plus some crispy chicken filets or garlic bread. Or and garlic bread.

idle flame
#

I'd go with and.

royal harbor
merry glade
valid jackal
#

Gents how we feel bout the pipeline punch float

outer wren
#

Probably not too bad. Never thought about making energy drink into a float before.

valid jackal
winged oracle
urban latch
digital pawn
scenic sinew
untold tree
sick slate
sick slate
#

и я сказал, что этот поднос мы используем во Вьетнаме

untold tree
hexed berry
brazen hedge
jolly dagger
granite trail
jolly dagger
granite trail
#

You've complimented british food

winged oracle
#

British food doesnt exist sir

#

Its called unseasoned Slop

lament lotus
#

We got shepards pie
Roast dinner
Crumpets
Scones

#

Those are pretty good

#

Whats not good is this

#

This is an abomination

#

I want to kill the person who made this

#

But then again it is from cornwall
And they’re not considered to be english lmao
Fakers

mighty minnow
#

shit you find in resident evil

winged oracle
#

No all that stuff was kinda shit

#

The only thing that tasted like something was a fast food Lamb Burger

#

But my EX´s Mom cooking and the Hotel food was both pretty shit

#

She even fucked up Steak

lament lotus
lament lotus
#

You been to london?

winged oracle
#

once,never again

#

only Paris was a bigger shithole

lament lotus
#

True

winged oracle
#

I have to add i was there when the Garbage men where on strike

winged oracle
#

So obviously Britain was full of trash and rats

winged oracle
#

Paris is it by standard

lament lotus
#

Morleys is pretty good

winged oracle
#

it was like a small fast food shack in Birmingham

lament lotus
#

Cause you went to the worst place in this country

winged oracle
#

no the burger was good

#

the only good thing i had xD

lament lotus
#

Bro
Go to london

#

Stuff is much better there

winged oracle
#

i will never ever again set a foot on that Island

lament lotus
winged oracle
#

not even to visit family xD

lament lotus
#

damn really?

winged oracle
#

Yeah i got a granma that married a british soldier back then

lament lotus
#

One of my relatives was in ww2
Another was in the royal engineers

winged oracle
#

"Liberate" Germany

#

Marry German Woman

lament lotus
mighty minnow
#

food channel
yap

lament lotus
#

Tru

valid jackal
#

My fuckin 3AM concoction
Bagels with peanut butter and butterscotch chips

winged oracle
#

Donuts

outer wren
# valid jackal My fuckin 3AM concoction Bagels with peanut butter and butterscotch chips

Stoner food XD
I'd totally nosh them if I were a couple bowls in. But! An idea for next time if you are able:
Take those butterscotch chips and put them in a bowl and microwave them for like 10 seconds until they begin to soften, add a totally arbitrary amount of butter and microwave for another 5-10 seconds until everything is soft and starting to melt, then take a fork and whip the butterscotch butter mix until smooth and creamy. Then (at least this is how I'd do it) I'd then spread butterscotch on two halves and peanut butter on the other halves and alternate eating the PB and the butterscotch ones so every bite is a different flavor.
That is how my THC addled taste buds would dance if I were to make those bagels myself.

digital pawn
#

Good restaurant

valid jackal
# outer wren Stoner food XD I'd totally nosh them if I were a couple bowls in. But! An idea f...

What I'd probably do if I were to do it again is to melt the chips and pb together. It's how I make butterscotch haystacks, by stirring crispy chow mein noodles into that mixture, and that's probably my favorite homemade candy on this godforsaken rock

I'm just scared to make them outside of the holiday season, might make them less special where as right now they're a tradition of ours

outer wren
#

Oh I've heard of haystacks

#

Never made them myself

valid jackal
#

I'm an absolute whore for them
Like I said it's the only candy I'm legitimately afraid of making because right now we do them for Christmas/new years, if I just made them when I felt like it they'd be less special

I also saw at a wedding I went to someone did them with dark chocolate and pistachios. Since we do them as a Christmas snack one year I've been meaning to do them with dark chocolate and peppermint

outer wren
#

Dude I think pistachios would slap in them

#

Reminding me of the whole Dubai choloclate craze

#

My Afghan neighbor made some for me and it was quite good. Not worth the crazy prices people are paying but not bad.

#

Just searched my cupboard and I did have those chow mein noodles in there but they were 2 years expired and smelled very rancid lol. I guess I won't be putting PB and chocolate on them.

scenic sinew
slim mulch
#

hell yeah

scenic sinew
#

another day comin up

winged oracle
#

Shitty fast food

#

Chicken big mac

#

Wasnt as bad as expected

clear ibex
scenic sinew
strong wharf
#

My breakfast of this morning: A sliced tomato, omelette with garlic, a half-burnt grilled cheese, and a hot chocolate 👀

versed junco
mild sandal
#

Made oyakodon

mild sandal
# scenic sinew

I always appreciate the variety in korean meals even as simple as this.

visual geode
brazen hedge
outer wren
#

Reminds me of stickless shashlik

slate dagger
#

Chałka

#

Great with butter, heavenly with strawberry jam

#

Its like bread but sweet, with an amazing texture

winged oracle
lament lotus
#

Its barbecue time

turbid wren
#

How do you all eat your kiwi?

echo yew
#

What the hell

brazen hedge
digital pawn
#

@velvet glade Idk if you remember the context of this ban, probably not

#

Since I know this guy and he has no idea what he was banned for

#

Is there any logs to his name?

velvet glade
#

That was your little diddle buddy with his alt account, we don't need people like that on the server

scenic sinew
#

Mistake translate
not DRIED BREAD
hardtack with honey

severe carbon
strong wharf
severe carbon
silent blaze
#

@fallen hamlet

fallen hamlet
#

That looks goooooood

#

Alos

#

Jalapeño mayo?

silent blaze
#

its so fucking good

fallen hamlet
#

We aint got that here KekSkew

#

We got that mayo ketchup blend and that's it

silent blaze
#

thats good too, the jalapeno mayo has nice kick to it and it fits with everything

#

texas pete is my goto, i think go through 2-3 bottles a week KekSkew

valid jackal
#

Anyone in here had the clean simple eats protein powder
It's so fucking good dude
I had the brownie batter one and mixed it thick and it deadass tasted like a chocolate milkshake

It's just so fucking expensive

royal harbor
scenic sinew
severe carbon
silent blaze
#

@sullen lily good breakfast pizza KekSkew started with gbeef&red onion, added some sliced chimken, button shrooms and few pepperonichies

granite trail
silent blaze
granite trail
#

Boi I'm rolling that pizza up and eating it with a single cup of juice

silent blaze
silent blaze
#

almost

silent blaze
#

been on that lazy diet lately, cannot be bothered to cook when not in work, and when in work just eat chiumken and rice and noodles when get home from work, then binge during free days

#

yee

native jewel
#

what if I want tacos

scenic sinew
lament lotus
#

Breakfast (couldn’t find any vegetables)

slim cradle
lament lotus
severe carbon
severe carbon
silent blaze
#

Made this,whatever you call it, cubed taters, cubed sausages and onion @chilly skiff

lament lotus
#

Nah i dont think that chips would count as veg

severe carbon
#

No judgement here fren

strong wharf
turbid wren
#

If you're strong enough

lament lotus
#

Chips = crisps
Fries = chips

winged oracle
lament lotus
#

Lol

#

Stuff that i had at my school prom

ionic viper
ionic viper
lament lotus
nimble pendant
#

I just got taco truck tacos and they had nearly the same tacos and the exact same sauces in the same containers

#

the green one is a mild cilantro one

ionic viper
winged oracle
severe carbon
severe carbon
# winged oracle

Is that like a bourguignonne garnished with fruit? The rest looks lovely tho ❤️

severe carbon
winged oracle
#

It was goulash from wildgame

#

We aint eating french over here in Germany omegakekw

severe carbon
#

Hahaha makes sense I should have asked for context 😛

lament lotus
severe carbon
winged oracle
severe carbon
winged oracle
#

insider jokes

mighty minnow
#

as a knower of the inside joke i can confirm that it makes the name looks worse

winged oracle
#

improved on it

mighty minnow
#

depends on how you look at it

silent blaze
outer wren
#

Ham and cheese baked apples? What am I looking at here?

severe carbon
#

Tomato/Capsicums with cheese bacon mayb?

outer wren
#

Could be peppers too but those are some weird looking things. They look like apples but there's just something off. The red one in particular, it looks like a tomato from the side but if it was a tomato and it was baked it wouldn't hold its shape like that unless they're barely cooked.

severe carbon
outer wren
#

Oh I guess they are. Never heard them called capsicums before. I figured with a name like that they might be more closely related to spicy peppers but I guess it's the family of them.

severe carbon
outer wren
#

Apologies are for Canadians, call me a cunt

severe carbon
#

Sir. This is the food channel I'm attempting to be polite hahahaha

outer wren
#

Fair lol

#

Since we're here this was my "bullshit stew" that I made earlier. Just some stuff I had lying around.

A sachet of chicken gravy, some beef stock, a frozen pack of mixed vegetables, a chopped up leftover hamburger, and some cream to make up a stew. Topped with home made bacon bits.

severe carbon
#

Looks like sadness in a bowl.

outer wren
#

America. I would say it was a bowl of sadness but it was alright. Needed more complex flavors like real garlic and onion but as a meal that was just with random crap I needed to cook and eat its serviceable.

#

The bacon was not optional. It needed that punch of flavor.

#

I have one more serving of that and then I get to make New England lobster chowder

#

Then: steak. I have the next few days of food planned out.

silent blaze
#

made a mix of garlic cream cheese, tomato creamcheese, sliced pepperonichies, dried onion. tofu, filled paprikas, topped with a slice of cheddar and wrapped

dusk geode
outer wren
#

Looks good other than that green crap

#

Whoever invented cooked spinach needs to be shot

dusk geode
#

I love spinach

outer wren
#

I like it in salads and on sandwiches but you even get it NEAR heat and it's terrible. Never had cooked spinach I liked.

severe carbon
#

Baby Spinach is fine, English spinach is foul.

dusk geode
#

Any type of spinach i will eat

severe carbon
#

You're a spinach

dusk geode
#

I refuse to eat green beans

dusk geode
visual geode
#

Would've been better off making the bacon crisp then using it as a garnish

visual geode
lunar river
#

I cooking black forest

winged oracle
#

Schwarzwälder Kirsch!

#

Peak

winged oracle
lunar river
#

Thank you

lament lotus
slow notch
winged oracle
carmine basin
#

Why are these SOOO GOOD?

#

Tried some Momofuku noodles they just came out with or started stocking locally, but they pale in comparison. Those ar elike flat spaghetti noodles. Very bland. Too sweet and aftertaste to make up for the shit noodles.

Buldak noodles are sooooo good.

severe carbon
#

Do you eat the regular ones?

carmine basin
severe carbon
#

The red label 1

carmine basin
#

Red is double spicy. Black is original. I have only tried the black and Carbonara (color-blind, I dunno what color that is).

#

The carbonara is basically the black one but it's got powdered cheese you add to it and I think it might be slightly less spicy sauce or less spicy-sauce. A lot more enjoyable instead of just all heat. It's still pretty hot af though if you haven't eaten it in a few weeks.

carmine basin
#

Thanks. I can tell solid red or green, but it gets sketchy on the mixture/light side. Purple/blue are the worst. Red/green if they are close.

#

Purple is blue, but a little more zesty.

stuck quarry
#

Marcos pizza extra pepperoni

stoic egret
#

My first ever attenpt at a reverse sear the other day

stuck quarry
#

So you cooked it in oven then turned heat way up and seared?

#

Looks good

stoic egret
#

First oven, then briefly im a searing hot pan, yes

carmine basin
severe carbon
echo yew
outer wren
#

Behold! Keto Creamed Beef!
Aka, Shit on a (Green) Shingle a la Patchy

#

man that cream sauce dried up quick

#

holy fuck

#

isgud

#

That is sooo good

carmine basin
# severe carbon The red label 1

Picked up the red 2x ones today. I have work (on the road) the rest of the week so probably not going to dare eat it until the weekend.

#

Aint nobody got time for random gas station bathrooms

severe carbon
#

I thought I was okay with spicy food not crazy but yeah... You get it hahaha and the carbonara even kicked my ass. My partner loves the red label ones dunno how he does it...

native wadi
#

Samsa and plov with lamb in a Kyrgyzstani place

outer wren
#

Low(er) carb chicken and romaine wraps. Store bought breaded chicken tendies that I tore most of the coating off of to keep it in the ballpark of keto. Sauce toss was Everything Bagel hot sauce, butter, and a touch of cream whipped up smooth. A spoonful of ranch on top with some white onion pieces.

Lunch of champions

severe carbon
#

Would an airfried chicken breast not be the same?

outer wren
#

Perhaps? You can use any kinda chicken you want. I just chose store bought tendies because I was in a pinch and needed something quick for my lunch.

outer wren
#

Could easily do with rotisserie. I'd just change up the sauce then. Something more butter/garlic forward. Perhaps with parmesan cheese and a hint of red wine vinegar.

#

Wait no, not red wine. Balsamic.

#

Or well...red wine works too. Idk, do what you want lol. I'm just creating low carb stuffs to have on my diet.

severe carbon
#

Do they put a fuckload of stuffing in rotisserie chickens where you guys are?

outer wren
#

Nope. Just an open gaping chickens ass.

sudden bramble
weak comet
carmine basin
#

Pray for me. Trying the 2x spicy

carmine basin
#

Half way through. Crying, sweating, breathing heavy, choking on my spicy burps, nose running. This isn't food. it's torture.

sudden bramble
carmine basin
#

It has kinda leveled out now that I have the flu in my nose, essentially.

#

Not like he he he hooooo breathing spicy. Kinda kinda feel/taste the noodles themselves

#

Think it's all the mucus buildup protecting me lol

#

Me just wiping my leaking eyes

carmine basin
#

I kinda wanna try back-to-back go for the Yakisoba noodles, but I don't want it to taint my experience with the 2x or Yakisoba. Might hold out until tomorrow.

native wadi
carmine basin
sudden bramble
severe carbon
#

This was fantastic to read

native wadi
outer wren
#

tasty cow

next dock
neat hemlock
#

Roast chicken with Dijon and parsley pan sauce

carmine basin
vital valve
#

It's baklava time

rapid quartz
young rampart
#

first time baking something

#

lumpy but yummy

royal harbor
#

Too tightly packed

idle flame
#

Means more would fit.

winged oracle
#

Baking 1 0 1

#

Never pack shit too tight or stuff it too much

#

Like my wife made donuts that Shrek guzzled all over and her glazing didnt even harden

#

Wasnt even using a mold to get them round

#

Gives me migraine

#

But they tasted good

young rampart
#

just wish my veggies didnt spoil before i made it

#

too much meat needed a lil something else

#

even my potatoes spoiled and i was like ?????????

#

i literally never had a potato go bad before i used it

#

fucking store brand bullshit

royal harbor
winged oracle
#

Usualy potatos are like

wild hearth
#

I forgot there was a cooking channel

#

5-ish hours slow cooked

outer wren
#

Never forget there is a food channel again

#

I need more of that shit

winged oracle
visual geode
timber ore
#

“bread”

outer wren
#

You'll get a rising ovation from me
Not a crumb wasted
Even the upper crust would enjoy this
I hope these are great compliments...it's the yeast I could do XD

quasi saddle
indigo flicker
#

Nice nice

bleak mist
#

Baked beans or..

#

Cowboy beans?

valid jackal
#

Drinks are kind of a food right
Fuck this mule was good dude, just had to have actually fresh limes

nova elk
visual geode
echo yew
winged oracle
next dock
nimble pendant
#

The typical American breakfast

nimble pendant
valid jackal
# next dock That’s the best ginger ale on the market imo

Bundaberg is good too
but especially if I'm making a moscow mule which I usually do with two shots of vodka, it needs to punch way above it's weight and CnB does, shit burns more than the vodka

I remember I gave a bottle to a buddy of mine who used to do shots of straight everclear and even he was like "damn that shit burns" lmao

storm skiff
magic hazel
#

Frittata di pasta letsgooo

lament lotus
#

Was at a friend’s house yesterday and his mum cooked up this

lament lotus
#

Guess so

stuck sigil
#

Chocolate cookies

modest remnant
indigo flicker
#

Pineapple and banana pizza

lament lotus
visual geode
visual geode
jagged elm
#

Steak, eggs, and avocado on home made sourdough

visual geode
amber hare
#

This was a gift to me for my birthday

quiet violet
solid kindle
amber hare
#

Thanks!

unreal chasm
#

Happy birthday

mild sandal
outer wren
#

Looks like porkchop and tomato stoup
Sounds pretty good tbh

#

oh

#

my

#

lawd

#

I need this in my body forthwith no questions asked thank you have a nice day sir

outer wren
#

fuck yeah it is

indigo flicker
#

American "cuisine"

native wadi
native wadi
surreal plume
#

I think I have that keyboard somewhere

mild sandal
real crystal
outer wren
#

Well of course you would

#

What kind of left field argument is that lol

#

The checkboxes here are as follows
[ ] Is it food?
[ ] Is it good looking food?

#

In this case it's a 2 pointer. No home run but you'd have to eat it for that.

#

Healthy does not equate XD

stuck sigil
# amber hare

Oooh congratulations!
That's my birthday too actually)

potent vale
#

blessed eats?

west tide
native wadi
native wadi
shut sundial
lament lotus
wild hearth
#

Have you ever seen a sandwich so fine?

solid kindle
#

Is that garlic bread

wild hearth
solid kindle
#

And colby jack. Very good choice

spare bluff
flint shadow
#

what can i add to a single can of these to increase the power i receive and to make eating 4 of them 4 days in a row more palatable

lapis orchid
#

my dad taught me adding some mustard powder to beans really makes the flavor pop

flint shadow
#

interdasting

lapis orchid
#

and if ur gonna be eating beans all the time.. why not make some rice to go with it?

flint shadow
#

i swear by this brand's chili but ive never tried mixing in these with my diet

#

baked beans and rice?

lapis orchid
#

sure why not

#

rice soaks up all the juices and makes for an efficient meal

flint shadow
#

i think i'd need some meat with that tbh

#

ugh i wanna experiment. i tried their chili with spaghetti noodles once and it was actualy bussin bussin

lapis orchid
#

wel yeah meat makes mostly everything better

#

i never seen that brand before

#

but ill try to remember

flint shadow
#

murican

winged oracle
wild hearth
#

Made this tonight. Garlic butter-basted steak with tomatoes, potatoes, red peppers and onions sauteed in the leftover juice from the steak.

outer wren
#

oml yes

solid kindle
#

Bouji ramen. Fresh peppers, jalapeno, and lemon tuna. For 2.50 its pretty good

winged oracle
native wadi
visual geode
ancient oasis
#

I am making dinner from food i found in the freezer. Vegetables are like over a year old, and chicken is like 8 months old or more

#

think this deserves an award

winged oracle
#

It tasted like coffee

ancient oasis
#

ew

tough oar
paper sundial
outer wren
#

yeah boi

#

reel gud

flint stone
#

Just had cheesecake. Yup.