🥘food

[faint snow]

you will explode kitchen?

[violet moss]

I made my sandwich

And ate it

It was very good

[faint snow]

good job

[violet moss]

Thank you Bulgaria

[faint snow]

you're welcome ukraine

[junior mantle]

Da honeydew

[terse fjord]

[nova beacon]

[magic solstice]

The hash-browns I made for lunch :)

[terse fjord]

вспоминаю сочи, там такой плов тупо на каждом углу

[onyx rune]

Plov with bread, man the carb overload

[remote remnant]

Chicken Tikka masla over white rice with Naan bread

[burnt shore]

thank you Woodskov. Blessings from the forest

[magic solstice]

salt, a ground pepper mix and cayenne peeper

[remote remnant]

Thank you sir

[burnt shore]

A classic meal

[burnt shore]

Yessir

Great post workout meal

[leaden mural]

homie making me starve in the middle of class

still gotta do a lower workout before i eat today

[main skiff]

TOMATO sandwich

[junior mantle]

tomatoes so goode

[next dock]

I used to hate tomatoes as a kid until we started growing our own.

[proud wren]

The magic of tomatoes sandwiches is the salt

Salt on tomatoes and taste buds go crazy

[junior mantle]

salivating like crazy

[ionic viper]

Tonkotsu (fried pork chop) curry rice.

[burnt shore]

Ngl I saw that clip online and I’m gonna make it myself this week

Curry fuckin rooocks

[rapid spire]

taiwan style chicken chops

my food prep for oyakodon

[junior mantle]

those eggs lookin nice

[rapid spire]

inihaw na liempo (grilled pork belly)

and that is my last post for today because i just discovered this channel and got excited

[burnt shore]

[proud wren]

Welcome new food friend

[rapid spire]

[paper trout]

епта

[violet moss]

@faint snow show what you eat

[faint snow]

I do not eat

I drink coffee

that's my food

[violet moss]

coffe fan🤮

[faint snow]

yes.

[acoustic stirrup]

Yeah that's the best thing

[faint snow]

💗

[acoustic stirrup]

decided to get a decent coffee machine and good coffee : never turning back to what I was drinking before

I'm drinking less coffee overall, but better coffee so it's a win-win

[night rain]

Eg

[rapid spire]

https://tenor.com/view/offer-you-nice-egg-trying-time-gif-19150363

[rapid spire]

Bananacue and turon

(Deep fried bananas with caramel, and banana spring rolls w caramel)

[burnt shore]

Pork

[granite heron]

I fucking love eggs!!

[rapid spire]

[rapid spire]

Put MOAR eggs

[rapid spire]

Nugs…

[south dragon]

MCNUGGETS

[faint snow]

Ordered chinese

its really nice

[scarlet wedge]

guys this is illegal wtf

[burnt shore]

es get da gabaghoule

🤌

[nova beacon]

sausage + cheese + pita bread + frying pan =

[rapid spire]

Overcooked eggs

[main skiff]

I bought stuff

[south dragon]

MCNUGFIES MUWHAHAHAH

[leaden mural]

so what you are saying is that 412 nuggets is the limit

[faint snow]

what about 412.9?

leave a little bit left so it doesnt become 413

[leaden mural]

Maybe

You need to try it out

[faint snow]

no

[granite heron]

i love egss

[burnt shore]

This time we added Canadian bacon

With turkey bacon

[proud wren]

Turkey bacon is phenomenal And that sandwich look crazy nice

[burnt shore]

Swiss cheese eggs the bagels and the various bacons for a total of 90 ish G of protein

[rapid spire]

turkey bacon 👌

[broken glade]

Borger

[rapid spire]

https://tenor.com/view/borgir-abdu-rozik-burger-food-hassbul-gif-22083374

chicken pasta

[haughty jackal]

Would you go for something like this?
https://images.pizzafan.gr/site/offers20/superoffer_doublehotdog_soda2.png

[rapid spire]

that looks like a heart attack, diabetes, and obesity on a plate and i don’t normally eat trash like that

hell yeah i’d go for somethijg like that

[nimble pendant]

I'd try it, looks like it'd be pretty decent or absolutely awful
also, for 9.90€ that's a damn good price, a normal pizza with no drink is the same price over here

[broken glade]

Am I an American? FUCK YEAH I WOULD

[haughty jackal]

I dunno, it kinda looks like a hotdog pretending to be a pizza, and I hate hotdogs

[broken glade]

Visa revoked

[haughty jackal]

lol

[dawn pier]

https://youtu.be/yFWvxXQEUv4

I never ate pie before

Any of you guys have any favorites?

https://youtu.be/LoWCMzHWlRk

[nimble pendant]

rhubarb pie is excellent
do need to have cream with it to make it so the acidity does not melt your teeth off

[leaden mural]

you know someone is finnish when he answers rhubarb pie

but yes rhubarb pie is goated

[junior mantle]

i like apple pie

[burnt shore]

I enjoy my cobblers

[leaden mural]

peak bulking season

[vernal crescent]

Cobblers?

[burnt shore]

Gobble the cobble

[vernal crescent]

So a crumble

Got it

[burnt shore]

a bobler

[vernal crescent]

a blorbe

[burnt shore]

no you fool a brumble.

[proud wren]

Chopped cheese?

[main skiff]

Philly Cheesesteak sammich
peppers, onions, provolone, shaved ribeye, topped with a cheddar cheese sauce

[proud wren]

Makes sense, didn't see ketchup nor mayo lol
Hard to see the shaved ribeye underneath, but looks the same in a picture dunnit

Regardless, I bet it was phenomenally artery clogging 👌

[main skiff]

Mayo is underneath

[proud wren]

Cheeky

Chopped cheese/Philly sandwich (with steakums lol) are GOAT cheap sandwiches

[vernal crescent]

Bro I really want a hotdog rn

Like, a nice beef sausage with coleslaw, caramelized onions and tomatoes

In a nice soft bun

Mmm

And then these beauties

Bro I am so incredibly hungry rn

[rapid spire]

Chicken n pork adobo

[vernal crescent]

Pog

[south dragon]

GARLIC PARMESAN WINGS

[rapid spire]

the beauty of adobo is that everyone has prob tried a different recipe of it

i could never hope to make adobo as good as my lola's

i didn't use any water or too much oil in that, that's pure chicken and pork juice

yup, you can have adobo that's stickier and darker or one that's lighter like mine

even adobong shrimp and adobo sa gata (coconut milk)

[rapid spire]

here in the PH everyone says their adobo is the best

and everyone is wrong (i miss my lola and her adobo)

[burnt shore]

I wish I could just buy an entire life supply of food kits

sadly they cost an arm and a leg

in relativity to making it yourself

[junior mantle]

god bless farmers' markets

[night rain]

One paper cut bro

Just one

[verbal summit]

this looks like a meme. is this you?

[rapid spire]

unfortunately not

[verbal summit]

POV you wanted double the pickles

[rapid spire]

holy fuck lmao

https://tenor.com/view/person-posted-it-is-a-meme-stealer-funny-meme-im-taking-this-gif-14023879

[junior mantle]

They kinda look like beads

[night rain]

Mamas beads

[main skiff]

potato, bacon, and onions and portobello shroom
Put, a bit too much, water in to boil the onions and mushrooms to bring flavor out then bacon drippings on everything

[proud wren]

Hell yeah

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/521606472199700480/1081006519128174623/rn_image_picker_lib_temp_a2099338-bba4-475c-8bd3-a45499ada537.jpg

Made some bulgogi tn

Getting a ton of use out of that pickled onion jar I made haha

[rapid spire]

need some of that rn

[main skiff]

Oh forgot

How it ended up

[burnt shore]

https://tenor.com/view/the-nut-gif-25030190

[proud wren]

Dayum that looks great

[night rain]

That looks like a meal that I'd call "edible flower pot"

Yet it still looks delicious

I wanna make it

[proud wren]

Yeah beef and rice bowls aren't lookers but damn they hit

[night rain]

I believe that

[proud wren]

Great dish Castro

[night rain]

Ohnestly? I would try it

Despite the name i gave it

It looks very edible

[proud wren]

Very simple dish
Cook beef, add a mix of soy sauce, sesame oil, garlic powder, ginger powder, sugar, pepper flakes, (optionally) gochujang
Put over rice

[night rain]

What is

Gochujang

[rapid spire]

thanks bossman

I used adlai instead of rice this time

[proud wren]

Korean spicy bean paste

[night rain]

Ooo

Sounds...yum

[vernal crescent]

ayo might sound dumb but could ya send the recipe?

[main skiff]

What happens when I improvise

slice potato about all the way through, boil 5 minutes, put bacon in slots, put in dish
potato, bacon, and onions and portobello shroom
Put enough water in to boil the onions and mushrooms to bring flavor out then bacon drippings on everything
Bake for 45m @ 400F

[vernal crescent]

ty brother

[burnt shore]

6$ for this

Right next to the gym

Slam these down everyday

[strange wedge]

food bank meals seem rough

[burnt shore]

Not at all bro, when your packing pounds for gains at the gym. This is your best friend

Simple efficient and taste good

Gotta get in those 3000 calories a day somehow

https://tenor.com/view/markus-rühl-bodybuilder-hähnchen-suppe-lecker-gif-26052121

Tona fiesh

[rapid spire]

I never learned how to make bulk meals, should prob do so now

Now that I don’t compete anymore

Might as well get hyooj

[analog vortex]

some fried fish,vegetable,crackers

[leaden mural]

https://tenor.com/view/chef-kitchen-cooking-food-oil-gif-19413861

[main skiff]

🙃

[junior mantle]

gomad

[junior mantle]

Tf is that?

[burnt shore]

Southern US food staples grits, eggs, sausage, cheese, country gravey onions

[junior mantle]

Gravey over grits caught me off guard ngl

[burnt shore]

Mix it all up and it’s gas af

[naive rapids]

tried some homemade baclava and biscotti last night i got from the markets

was so fucking good oh my god the biscotti with coffee

oh my god i'm still thinking about it

[burnt shore]

A Classic

[rapid spire]

On an adlai phase rn

[rapid spire]

ultimate post gym meal

[burnt shore]

get dem gains brother

[rapid spire]

I had to cut 20 lbs for an amateur fight last year, it was kinda rough

Now it's all about them gains

🗿

[naive rapids]

My parents didn't like the biscotti so now its all mine

[vernal crescent]

less gooo

[vernal crescent]

dam bro, where are you getting those prices?

I want some too

[vernal crescent]

DAM THAT LOOKS GOOD

[burnt shore]

The secret to bulking, is to never stop bulking

Become an infinite energy mACHINE

[vernal crescent]

The secret to bulking is small infants

[naive rapids]

ate them all full of biscotti n coffee i am so truly blessed

[vernal crescent]

they're like, crazy ammounts of protein in such a small package

[broken oracle]

These are pork cutlets 🙂

Good

[rapid spire]

beef Kare-kare (peanut sauce stew) and fried catfish

Didn’t cook the catfish tho

[rapid spire]

Also made fried rice w the leftovers from here

[analog vortex]

looks like a asian food

[rapid spire]

i am asian

born n raised

[signal lynx]

Pistachio and rose croissants, a banana cream pudding Crouffin (A hybrid croissant/muffin)
And a couple Spanakopita Danishes

[rapid spire]

Beautiful

[naive rapids]

dry rub salmon, corn n butter, grilled asparagus, whiting

oh the asparagus was cooked in garlic butter

[naive rapids]

whiting is great

better than hoki

[proud wren]

Don't have a fresh pic but baked artichoke ranch dip is pretty great

Ranch seasoning packets go hard

I know the feeling lol, but this turned out good. Not too artichokey nor slimey but in the background as support

Sour cream, mayo, ranch packet, smoked cheddar, artichokes, and breadcrumbs baked for 30min

[main skiff]

Dinner to be
Gonna simmer chili with sweet onion or red onion for a long while
Gonna make some slaw
Gonna toast the hot dog buns
Either gonna steam or chargrill the hot dogs, not sure which
Also gonna make some garlic parmesan rosemary red potato wedges

[normal adder]

Beef & feta cheese patties with an equally cheesy (Parmesan and Västerbotten cheese, just whatever was left to grate) tomato sauce and spaghooti

T’was good. And now I have lunch sorted for a few days

[rapid spire]

Rice Is Nice

[rapid spire]

never heard of vasterbotten cheese, looks a bit like parmesan?

[rapid spire]

need some rn

[rapid spire]

https://tenor.com/view/food-eating-spaghetti-pasta-anime-gif-17317983

[merry glade]

What's that

[normal adder]

It sort of is the Swedish equivalent. It’s very good

[main skiff]

Steak egg burrito thing

[vernal crescent]

Poggies

[nimble pendant]

TIL you can made imrpovised-grade pad thai from easily accesible ingredients from local shop (no fancy expensive sauces needed)

[rapid spire]

and yet it still tastes delicious

[rapid spire]

is that a rice cake?

[nova beacon]

No, rice and 2 eggs

[rapid spire]

ah yes, breakfast standard

[burnt shore]

You telling me

A egg fried that rice

[winged oracle]

Cheesecake

[burnt shore]

[vernal crescent]

Yummie

[burnt shore]

Goated

[lost vortex]

is that dead bat from the wuhan flea market?

[burnt shore]

Maybe

[winged oracle]

We took it 10 minutes to early out.Its even supposed to be more burned

The recipe is from around the 50s

[junior mantle]

Maybe it needed some radiation cookin

[night rain]

Clearly he needed an airfryer

[burnt shore]

But is he forklift certified as well

[night rain]

That certainly does change some things...hmm....

He doesn't own a clock

Maybe???

[dawn pier]

https://youtu.be/hEhh25FqZjM

God i can really go for a lobster bisque right now

[junior mantle]

My favorite part of hell's kitchen is the salmon genocide

[junior mantle]

[main skiff]

Roast beef hash, eggs, cheddar, applewood smoked bacon, biscuits

I specialize in the heart

🙃

Step One: Raise Pig
But seriously

Aint hard
Far as hog your choices are tenderloin or bacon if do right

https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-71cd416a4d161d481673eaaa04609775.webp

Smoking meat also isnt difficult

https://youtu.be/WQUUb8kMfQA

I'm partial to Kent, thus the share

Cause I'm a doof far as game Flesh Bacon and Boar are my go-to meals

Dog just feels wrong given my liking for

[loud marsh]

Covid-2 - electric boogaloo

[burnt shore]

[loud marsh]

Of all the international cuisines that we can pick from in this day and age, this man chose Wuhanese

brühh

[burnt shore]

[drowsy root]

oh shit I didn't even realize that there's a food channel

have a pizza pie

[night rain]

Have some chicken legs

[onyx rune]

you eat dangerously there, pal.

[night rain]

I only took the fork with me so i don't have to put it into the washing machine

[subtle abyss]

croquetas supremacy

[night rain]

Eat big to get big

[burnt shore]

my mang

[merry glade]

Thurg is evolving, we have gifs now

[timber gate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47mrK7CAJtU

[burnt shore]

Pre workout

[ionic viper]

https://tenor.com/view/japanese-curry-gif-4615881

[burnt shore]

More simple meal prep for more lifting

Stewed beef and chicken with potatoes

[junior mantle]

Cake

[night rain]

I hope you could get the paper out bruv

[junior mantle]

it turned out great

[night rain]

Fuck yes!!!!!

[vernal crescent]

Pog

[drowsy root]

blin

[forest shuttle]

Filloa?

[analog vortex]

juicy🐔

[remote remnant]

Roast beef, mashed taters, broccoli

[rapid spire]

excellent meal and excellent dogs

Terence please do not misconstrue my message ☝️

[burnt shore]

Terrance please misconstrue his message

[nimble pendant]

school food in russia

[acoustic stirrup]

Is that the whole meal ?

[nimble pendant]

Maybe it's meat

[nimble pendant]

No

There was also soup

[safe stag]

i've had better nightmares then that meat

[ionic viper]

Shiro's "American" bacon fried rice.

[rapid spire]

would actually taste good without the ketchup

[rapid spire]

[vernal crescent]

Bro, does anyone have any pics of nice steaks?

Also, if I had to choose in between an Argentinian Rib eye and an american Top sirloin, which one do you guys think would be best for a dinner date?

[proven halo]

Some bomb ass spaghetti my brother made. Sorry forgot to take off the lid when I took a picture.

I also forgot a fork, so i made myself chopsticks.

[main skiff]

I did pizzas

Before

[ionic viper]

Ribeye more flavor, little bit chewy. Sirloin more tender but needs more help in flavor department. Usually a sauce, butte, herbs or spices.

Sichuan hot and sour soup.

[ionic viper]

Beef brisket in daikon and scallion broth.

Lobster garlic noodles.

[atomic roost]

😋

[ionic viper]

Steamed yam vines

[rapid spire]

[vernal crescent]

Imma be basting and doing all the cool things do on the internet to steaks

Hope it turns out well

[nimble pendant]

Нихуя окрошка

Нормалин

[subtle abyss]

pasta Friday

[burnt shore]

the l o a f

[acoustic stirrup]

Something’s heating up 🔥

[supple dock]

Diy beef jerky recipe:
1 tsp seasoning salt
1 tsp onion powder
1 tsp garlic powder
1 tsp black pepper
1/2 cup of Dale's steak seasoning
1/3 cup French's worcestershire sauce
For 2 1/2 to 3 lbs of whole meat. Eye of round steak is good for jerky. Venison is better though. Let the meat sit in the brine overnight before cooking.
Use the oven or smoker on 175°f Takes around 4 hours.

[burnt shore]

Round steaks are dirt cheap too

Way better than buying store jerky

[leaden mural]

esoteric meat knowledge

[burnt shore]

[main skiff]

Crock Pot Chicken and Dumplings
COOK TIME
5 hours 10 minutes

Ingredients
1 large vidalia onion diced
1 can cream of celery soup (10.5 oz)
1 can cream of chicken soup (10.5 oz)
1 tablespoon fresh parsley
1 teaspoon poultry seasoning black pepper
4 skinless boneless chicken breasts(or diced equiv, or thighs whatever)
2 cups low sodium chicken broth
2 cups frozen vegetables or peas and carrots
1 can refrigerated biscuits (8 biscuits rolled a bit flat and sliced up) Buttermilk or Homestyle
put biscuits in last hour

https://thecozycook.com/corn-casserole/

[warped coyote]

I think Alcohol is allowed here because stalker is full of it.
Learned today about this

Apparently its pretty good, will get to try in a few days

[night rain]

Oh. My god.

I'm gonna get it too

No fucking way they made alcohol out of my favourite syrup

[proven halo]

Alfredo pasta with chicken and bacon bits.

[main skiff]

I steamed everything
pesto and parmesan in tomato

steamed bacon is alright but unlikely to repeat it

[proven halo]

Very nice. steamed bacon is a new one.

[main skiff]

It'd be ok wrapped around asparagus or something I think but by itself doesnt trip my trigger

[warped coyote]

Update: Just tried some, was a mix of whiskey and syrup.
A bit too runny to put on waffles but still 10/10

[night rain]

Would defo try tho tbh

[proven halo]

Cut off pieces of the waffle and try dipping it in like an Oreo

[warped coyote]

Personal method I would try in a bit would be
Waffle, with icecream and pour the maple whiskey over top

[main skiff]

Like two ships passing in the night
Hi friend

What I am presently doing is steaming some eggs(same as boiled but different) then gonna marinate in a soy sauce sweet vinegar mix overnight, THEN, use that for an egg salad creation tomorrow
Straight pulled that out of my ass far as a plan

Yolks only?
I have not

Neat I'll give it a go

Cool, sounds good

What? If its good rice I see no issue
Never tried it but I would

Though could see it being more at home in a ramen thingy

Just my immediate reaction

ooooohhh, follies of text

HA

Cool give it a go
thanks

Thats cool

[warped coyote]

I tried putting a bit of it on tarts with twarog, it works and soaked into the pastry. Its like maple with a kick

[night rain]

stop giving me ideas damit!!

[warped coyote]

TooBad.Sealab.mp3

It does soak in nicely with maple flavour when I put it on tarts, so pancakes and waffles alone are not out of the question for maple whiskey

Just has to be poured slowly not to go overboard for alcohol content or flavouring

[night rain]

Did ya know sum alc can lower your testosterone?

[night rain]

I swear I will someday try this with pancakes

[warped coyote]

What doesn't these days.
Booze is a rare treat anyway for me. Like caffeine.

[night rain]

Tbh i miss having godly mixed beverages

Cocktails and spirit generally

[warped coyote]

When it comes to drinks; its all the way or nope for me.
If its sweet, I want to be sweet; if its bitter I want it to be bitter.
Flavoured beers I never understood.

[night rain]

I usually like it sweet

Or with a good taste

Bitter it can also be, but please atleast let it be a bit healthy

[warped coyote]

The most exotic I go is Moscow/London Mules or the Pornstar in mix drink.

[night rain]

London mules?

[warped coyote]

Gin instead of vodka for the mule

[night rain]

Gin is good

[warped coyote]

Mexican for tequila ect.

[night rain]

Hmmm

Is there some kinda sweet possible mix for a good cocktail?

I only had some in chocolates but i never exactly found out

[warped coyote]

Chocolates in alcohol I only understand if its in coffee or with the cream liqueur

Hot Chocolate and Baileys perhaps

[night rain]

Liqour i don't like much but i would say wine would be better for my taste?

[warped coyote]

Tia Maria or Cointreau could work. My father loves Cointreau with black tea

I would recommend Manschewitz Concord but they began adding cornsyrup for flavouring a year ago

[night rain]

How does manschewitz Concord taste?

[warped coyote]

Very sweet wine

[night rain]

Mmm

I can imagine

[warped coyote]

Arbor mist is a good carbonated sweet wine

But they add corn syrup now as well

[night rain]

What the hell?

Why is everyone on corn syrup lmao

[warped coyote]

Its Americans

[night rain]

The unhealthiest country in the world, it seems

But i wouldn't know better, i don't live there

[warped coyote]

Me neither, but corn is subsidised up to the ear from what I hear.
A proper cider would work for sweet preference;

[night rain]

That yes, i can imagine cider tasting good with it

[warped coyote]

Somersby Cider is good.

[night rain]

I need to write this all down

Lmao

[warped coyote]

Best cider I ever had was from Canada, it was called Okanagan. They had multiple kinds of apple along with pear varieties.

[night rain]

Problem is i live in germany

x)

So idk if i can get any of those but i do hope for my luck to save my ass there

[warped coyote]

Somersby works a lot out of Denmark.

[night rain]

I also seen some kinda alc i did indeed like the look of

Sounded pretty tasty

I don't remember the name but the bottle looked like jack daniels

[warped coyote]

Somersby does work out of Carlsberg, so its going to be there

[night rain]

Ok good

I'll write all of this into my notepad

If you don't mind, of course

[warped coyote]

Its a public discord, its already written down

[night rain]

Lel

I always take personal notes for a point of interest

For me this is more exciting ghen you might think

[warped coyote]

Lots of Cider from the UK. Just learned Strongbow is from there. Its mid

Oh and if you are on the hunt for new booze. Tuzemak is great, but IMO its more for cooking.

[night rain]

Tuzemak for cooking
Alright!

[warped coyote]

I do make Eggnog, cakes and even icecream out of it.

[night rain]

Interesting

Hmmm

I mean

personally i don't drink much but i plan to more

[warped coyote]

Do it in moderation. I use alcohol in cooking as much as I do drinking for the last few years

Last week I made teriyaki chicken with a lot of rice wine; not the mirin but actual sake.

Need to do more research now on additives in sake. Was just learning the different types, and the most common drinking rice wine has MSG and is basically grain alcohol with rice wash rather than a proper rice masticated and fermented wine.

[night rain]

A unique taste...hm

[night rain]

It's called "drinking responsibly"

I can do thag

Even if a bit can make me a bit...tipsy

[night rain]

I would try that

[rapid spire]

Sinigang gang

[acoustic stirrup]

I need the recipe

[proven halo]

Schoupy looking.

[proud wren]

Padding out one lb of venison with lentils, corn, and peas

Sloppy joe for days

Added a touch of local maple syrup for sweetness against the dried chilis

Cross section

[lilac token]

stalker 2 looks like shit

[main skiff]

Soon™

[novel socket]

yummmmmmmmm

[rapid spire]

thanks Grok 🫡

I'll get back to u on that. this is my mom's recipe

protip: for thicker sinigang, save the water (at least the 2nd or 3rd batch) used to rinse ur rice, it has some starch in it

same principle as saving ur pasta water

[drowsy root]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747359385189089323/1089510789519511662/IMG_20230326_142216.jpg

kampanisus on the making

[flint stone]

some traditional food here in Suszec.

(tastes like cake)

[vernal crescent]

(Oh god)

Some not exactly traditional but Mediterranean style greek food, shrimp in tomato sauce with cheese and rice

[flint stone]

ok that looks really good!

[vernal crescent]

Thanks!

[night rain]

Shrimp would already tell me to eat it
10/10 likely

[vernal crescent]

You are literally an angel

[proven halo]

that looks really good. I don't like tomato sauce (at least the stuff bought from the store), so I'd definitely try that.

[vernal crescent]

I'd love to share some if I could u.u also loving the pfp

[surreal zodiac]

@peak thistle

[proven halo]

Thanks? The artist is Kaleka (I think)

[surreal zodiac]

@peak thistle

разблокируй уже мне скучно

[winged oracle]

I need that! We dont have that in Germany 😭

[flint stone]

really? not even at Aldi?

i always thought Haribo is German 😂

[winged oracle]

It is but we dont have that.Its a regional thing.I need to look online.

[flint stone]

yeah its for the 100 year anniversary

probably the most rarest of bears.

[winged oracle]

Ohhhh

Thanks,i will look for it straight away

[flint stone]

it really do taste like cake

[surreal zodiac]

@peak thistle верни все падла ты ебаная

[winged oracle]

im only getting these

[flint stone]

the soda cola ones are my favorite

[winged oracle]

i keep my eyes open,might see them in Aldi as you mentioned.

[flint stone]

you dont have Zabka in DE do you?

[winged oracle]

We got Aldi Nord,it differs from Aldi Süd so it really depends on which they have

No clue what Zabka is

[flint stone]

Zabka, small stores in PL with frog logo, sells beer, candy, pate, etc.

Zabka, Biedronka, Groszek, Odido

[winged oracle]

I will ask my Co-Worker next time he drives home if he can bring me some ^^

[flint stone]

these ones are like.... damn, so good

sour + cola flavor

[proven halo]

Conk

[proud wren]

fokin nice

[nimble pendant]

can't believe people cook

[drowsy root]

yummy home made curry

[vernal crescent]

Hmm, I wonder what coca cola was doing during ww2

[vernal crescent]

Pog american staple

[vernal crescent]

Looks great!!

[winged oracle]

Thats all Haribo

[flint stone]

holy

[winged oracle]

• the same size double sided around the corner

We only get that though

Got me 3 bags 🙂

[flint stone]

Aldi's?

[winged oracle]

3€

Kaufland

Those

[proven halo]

An entire isle dedicated to Haribo? Goodness me.

[flint stone]

love the cola gummies

[winged oracle]

Thats only 1/3 of it but behind that was a full one with both sides Haribo so its actualy 2 and 1/3 isle

But yeah i checked 5 different Shops

We only get these 😭

Il order them online since ive found em there.

[winged oracle]

They really taste like my childhood sweets 😄

[rapid spire]

oh shit i haven't had corn in nilaga for a while! shit's good bruv

[violet comet]

anyone want to dig with me

[proud wren]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/521453941263695876/1091058384465297488/rn_image_picker_lib_temp_325a79c1-b94f-4611-9d83-de44cabd77db.jpg

Some cheap but amazing Dominican food from a local joint

Got called cute in Spanish when they thought I didn't speak, ego boost

[dark hamlet]

There is some good stuff in this channel

[drowsy root]

have some freshly baked pizza bread

[static laurel]

I call this dish 'the end of the month'

[nimble pendant]

thats for dumplings to put on

or blins

[drowsy root]

blin filling

[static laurel]

Bruh I'm eating it like this because it's all I have

[drowsy root]

next month youll have egg, flour, milk, yeast at standby

[winged oracle]

Was lazy in the Evening.Didnt want to cook

[pine fog]

those potatoes look hard af

[winged oracle]

Thats fries.

And they were as crunchy as they were squishy,perfect.

[pine fog]

What are they made of.

https://tenor.com/view/big-brother1984-1984-big-brother-big-brother-is-watching-you-george-orwell-gif-24454773

[winged oracle]

You asked for potato.Thats the raw form.Those are fries,fried and cut potato.Already prepared.

[pine fog]

That doesn't make any sense. We are going to kill you with hammers

https://i.redd.it/hni13iwo3bb61.jpg

[winged oracle]

i think you took a wrong turn

#🎪bruh-fart is here.

[leaden mural]

ah yes

brain

[winged oracle]

Not the best example for April 1.

[pine fog]

good one lmao

[proven halo]

Lunch from an Asian place.

It was. I've never had curry, and this was my first experience, and damn it was good.

I had Thai.

[night rain]

Great conversations

[nimble pendant]

fam brought me back something from my uncles birthday

was not expecting such a hunk of cake imma put a few pounds on

[junior mantle]

hell yeah red velvet

[proven halo]

C a k e

[night rain]

Cake.

I agree

[merry glade]

Red velvet cake is ))) approved

[nimble pendant]

ahhh… thanks for reminding me I have leftovers

[merry glade]

Am I jealous right now, yes (((

[nimble pendant]

get a picnic basket I’ll bring the blanket, we’ll sort this one out

[regal mantle]

I'm currently cooking the Pinnacle of food

Mexican food

[proud wren]

An attempt at Colombian Changua with a lot of wrong ingredients

Nice flavor still though texture off with the wrong bread

[acoustic stirrup]

Made some home made pita bread filled with tomato, salad and falafels with cheese sauce but I ate everything

[pseudo linden]

w

[bold venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/766652884749910066/1093996245766381638/IMG_8691.png

[nimble pendant]

I forgot to eat my lunch at work

[winged oracle]

12 hour LotR Marathon

[onyx rune]

Thats enough for at best 1 hour

[winged oracle]

Heres the refill

And the main dish is being cooked right now.

[onyx rune]

Enjoy the marathon

[winged oracle]

Thanks

[winged oracle]

Selfmade Berliner with white chocolate pudding filling

not the main dish

i simply forgot we made those

[night rain]

Bro has a whole ass BUFFEY

Fucking enjoy dude

[cyan obsidian]

valid

[wicked plume]

Fuck those look good

[proud wren]

Made my own pretzels today

[proven halo]

This place is pleasant.

[proven halo]

Biscuits and sausage gravy courtesy of https://youtu.be/NMbMT9tY8-Q

[night rain]

That looks delicious

not as delicious as your mom

[main skiff]

Nice :)

My southron roots mandate I share this

https://youtu.be/_GN1lh9q5WE

[proven halo]

I saw that video too, haha.

[main skiff]

https://youtube.com/shorts/DFt4cpcc1s8

Biscuits 'n redeye gravy is also a favorite

[winged oracle]

Smh that biscuits and gravy looks like its from Great Britain

[proven halo]

Which.

[winged oracle]

All of them.

Must be me.

I should actualy try that receipe and germanfy it

[solemn blaze]

u get this from Lidl?

[nimble pendant]

Yea

[solemn blaze]

i used to work there personally i wouldnt get anything from the bakery section unless ur one of the first ppl in, ive seen ppl cough and sneeze around it its fucking nasty

as well as flies sitting on it

avoid bruh LOL

[grim wave]

Homestyle Creole Jambalaya, and Chicken Fried Rice

[night rain]

i like to see that, sadly i can't even make whole ass meals

[dawn pier]

https://youtu.be/R2RJ91R_AAw

aaaahrg, i want a beef bowl now

[nimble pendant]

Keto Moment

[arctic mortar]

As a local food enjoyer I can agree with these posts

[nova beacon]

on that shawarma grind

[night rain]

Bless you

[night rain]

Love yall too <3

[night rain]

FR

[wicked plume]

Za bebsi?

[vernal crescent]

AYOOOO

THE CROICUBE

[night rain]

YEEEESSSS

[arctic mortar]

There isn’t one thing that is bad with bacon

Bacon is good on everything

[night rain]

Dipping in coffe too?

[night rain]

Yeah i think i killed his brain.
Way too much to process

[winged oracle]

That bacon comment was kinda random though

[night rain]

Not really...at that moment i HAD coffee

And i get really stupid ideas sometimes

[winged oracle]

I mean his,not yours

[night rain]

Ohhhh

My bad

[night rain]

Used a bit too much milk but it's still delicious

My arm hurts from mixing this though, did it per hand

[nimble pendant]

you frothed milk?

buy one of those super cheap french coffee makers

the ones that are like a press

those work super well

[night rain]

Not really frothed milk, it's uhm

The thing on the left is whiteegg

The thing on the left is called "grieß" in our language

[nimble pendant]

that's semolina or durum wheat for english-speakers

[night rain]

Yes

Yes it is

Some sort of grain that is eaten with milk, sometimes

[nimble pendant]

it's used for porridge over here

[night rain]

Huhhh

Does it taste good?

[nimble pendant]

semolina?

ohh

yeah i uh

no idea what durum wheat is

but ik semolina

it's called the same in Spanish

so uh

i could like

post my recipes here

man I've cooked lots of stuff

any of you like goulash?

i might make some goulash and spätzel this sunday so i could uh

yk, post a recipe

yeah ikr?

my goulash fucking slaps

not to suck my own dick

[nimble pendant]

it's quite nice; it doesn't have much flavor to it itself, so it's good for mixing in berries and juice
depending on how you make it, it can be quite firm or rather soupy
even whipped to be smooth and airy; with a lot of sugar it can be a nice dessert

[night rain]

Mmm

Sounds great

[nimble pendant]

so is it like oatmeal?

[night rain]

M e

[nimble pendant]

man i should really revive my bavarian roots and make german food

got people from münchen in my family

came around the 20s or 30s

got a recipe for uh

what was it called? uh

[nimble pendant]

I'd say oatmeal is better for traditional porridges
semolina stuff is less filling and nutritious, so

pflaummen und pire streusel kuchen

plum and pear streusel cake

my family is like

pure immigrants

spain, russia, germany, ukraine, hungary

i really should make more stuff from the old world hah

[nimble pendant]

mhm

next time I'll post my fam's recipe for varenyky and borsch

potato varenyky with green onions and cream

[arctic mortar]

Reply to me next time so I get notified lol, also yes bacon and coffee does work, just as long as you blend the bacon and remove all fat and grease, the bacon should add a bittersweet flavor if the creamer to bacon ratio is right

[arctic mortar]

There’s an image with bacon above it, it’s related

[winged oracle]

Im using your weapon,you could have replied to it

Tbh .... im a German and i love it

[arctic mortar]

Well I was looking for a general discussion and not a specific response from you

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-nerd-emoji-avalon-play-avalon-gif-24241051

[winged oracle]

You got one.Dip it into coffee NOW.

[arctic mortar]

Well I laid out the instructions on how to

Make it and try it, prove me wrong

[winged oracle]

Im German i eat everything

Fries and Chocolate Pudding.

[arctic mortar]

I’m American, we literally eat everything, fry a burger with ice cream In it topped with Oreo cream

[winged oracle]

Surströming challenge

[arctic mortar]

My previous school in band camp during the summer (average temperature in Texas was 38-43 Celsius) there was a Wendy’s challenge, you have to run to the local Wendy’s (about 1/3rd a mile) order a double pounder, baconator, milk smoothie large, and 3 large fry (mind you we only had an hour long break to do this), then after eating all of that you have to run all the way back and participate in the rest of the 5 hour rehearsal without throwing up…only 2 people out of 70 succeeded 🤣

Nope, it’s a challenge for a reason

Well the rules of the challenge was that you had to run

Also many people would see it as scummy and would not respect it

This isn’t an r/unexpected anime story post lmao

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-really-stressed-mad-angry-gif-16109475

Your trying too hard

Ok ok ok, do you not get what a challenge is?

It’s MEANT to be difficult

bruh

[winged oracle]

Challenges dont mean difficult

I doubt anyone here can smell surströming without choking

[arctic mortar]

Yes but the nature of this one is, the rules are meant to be difficult so only the best can take it

[winged oracle]

Eh you dont need to be good for that.Just a good stomache.

I definetly would throw up during that heat

Simply because of the heat.

[arctic mortar]

You cannot get around these rules, it’s like saying that in an archery competition you should “just bring an extra arrow”

[winged oracle]

I remember when Texas had snow and everyone was flabbergasted

Texan food though

Next vaccation in the US i need more home made cooking

[arctic mortar]

It was our low brass section thing, so it was naturally gonna be stupid and funny

Remember we’re talking about high schoolers here

Loopholes woul work if it weren’t judged by a body of students

Plus cheesing it is just rude to the previous people

Nobody said it was lol, only the best can achieve the challenge

And forever be known as “that guy”?

Yeah no

[junior mantle]

looks cool

[arctic mortar]

Mmmmmmmmm

[vernal crescent]

@oblique mirage

[night rain]

Who would eat half the pizza and then make a photo

You're making me hungry MAN

[bold canyon]

feqin monsters i tell ya

well dats even worse someone takin middle part cuz the toppings

[night rain]

TRUEEEE

[winged oracle]

Im German,we do that

[rapid spire]

bought this on a whim otw home... not a fan of soda at all, but i've never tried cherry cola before

pretty good

[drowsy root]

home made lasagna just hit different man

I need a deeper dish now I have to clean my oven tray

[twilit void]

i am not sane

i eated it all

[bold canyon]

wow dat looks perfectly cooked lasagna

surely u didn't put too much cheese to flare or watever

sometimes we make cheese sauce then put it on outside layer then dust some few shredded mozarella

[drowsy root]

used third of a kilo cheese on it, most of it was put in the cheese sauce

freshly grated, not that preshredded garbage you find in shops

[bold canyon]

oh noise very good don't go posting other servers they make comment u bout u can be an housewife

[rapid spire]

this is beautiful

[drowsy root]

they already know

[bold canyon]

well ur fucked

[pseudo linden]

some hella good cod

[night rain]

I want fish damnit

It's weird how i always liked fish

[muted current]

I need this!!!

[bold canyon]

well im guessing u have differ taste buds dat like you savor the moment while eating fish

some of city folks like us wanted to get quick,cheap,filling and easy to eat meals on a go like sandwich with just 4 bites

[bold canyon]

das some fancy lookin cod,

[night rain]

Woman like eating fish here alot, apparently

Which i didn't get

:>

[bold canyon]

oh dem i have no idea i thought some ppl who live near the coastal areas love eating sea food

[night rain]

Idk dood

I live in europe germany

I don't even live near the coast and people here treat everyone else like bullshit

I hate it

Atleast my psychotherapists are helping me

God..

I just wanna punch everyone into their dumb face

So they can stop talking to me, finally

Not you, just saying

Okay so

Fish

In fish, we actually have quite alot of things we need like proteins, whiteegg and Omega 3 which is Fish oil

Tis all i know man

[bold canyon]

hmmmmmmmmm well dats a strange for someone who likes to eat fish alot been scratching mah head imma guess they haven't ate fish daily like twice or once i mean every time you eat the same meal you'll get tired of the same taste so you decided to find other meals dat is tasty.

[bold canyon]

well dats kinda rough ur living and i hope they leave u alone i mean they don't really care bout u and dats not ur life and it's hard to win argument to smart dudes but if it's stupid it's impossible,yea gonna teach some dude to stfu.

[night rain]

exactly xd

[bold canyon]

ngl if some dudes kept continue stuff they will drag u to their level of mentality by beat u up like calling u racial slurs and shit.

[bold canyon]

well here in asia we have a thing called crab mentality and idolization cuz their children are smort and can make us rich.

[night rain]

i won't even listen

[night rain]

Okay that's kinda cute cuz imagine how tiny crabs actually are

[bold canyon]

yeaa but crab mentality is a bad habit for folks who have sheer fuckery of not gettin anything which they don't deserve it.will do some thing bad like if they can't have nice things they will just destroy it and no 1 can get it.

[night rain]

Ahhhh that thing

Yeah i can tell why it's especially a crab

Atleast people at church have some fucking respect -~-

[nimble pendant]

Anyways, if you guys happen to mess up the paska cake by baking it in a bread tin instead of the tin cans because you forgot you had them when you made the batter, you can always just cut it into pieces and hope nobody notices

[night rain]

xD

I mean...I'd probably try to eat it anyway

[nimble pendant]

As a reference: this is the traditional form

[night rain]

Ohhhh

Lmao

I mean
In stalker, we eat bread with hand, not with knife -3-

[bold canyon]

deyum if u put dat cake like it's closely looked like pop tarts

[bold canyon]

kinda curious is paska cake easy to bake?

[nimble pendant]

It depends, there are tons of different ways to bake a paska cake but the common russian way is taking a large tin can as the cake pan. Key ingredients are yeast, milk, butter and egg(yolks) and dried fruits like raisins. Every family has their specific way to make it
https://momsdish.com/easter-bread

My secret is a bit of (secret)-alcohol in the batter and inside the person baking it

[bold canyon]

HMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm dem dis is tempting ill be worried if mah grandma would smack mah head for wasting flour and yeast

can't wait to raid her pantries

[bold canyon]

noted

[nimble pendant]

there is also this as a traditional easter dessert , Recipes may also vary
https://www.cdkitchen.com/recipes/recs/536/Pashka-Russian-Easter-Cake123288.shtml

I keep seeing this discussion here and see the word "paska" which over here means uh, a synonym for manure
the cake does look neat, sandwich cakes are good

though lactose intolerance does make cheesy desserts a challenge sometimes

It's not "cheesy" it's basically different kind of milk products fused into a panacotta like dessert that has dried fruit in it.
The key ingridents are butter, a little bit of heavy cream and "tworag" wich they translated into cottage cheese, wich might not be the best translation.

but as always, recipes may vary

the secret ingridient In my take is a little bit of amaretto

rum is also fine

from what I can see from googling "tworag", it at least looks close to cottage cheese

also got "Twaróg, also known as ser biały, white cheese, is a pot cheese or farmer’s cheese."
but that's twarog, not tworag

In anycase, when russians talk about a word that can be written as twarog/tworag they usually mean the white grainy stuff that you get when you boil buttermilk.
though it has also other meanings related to milk product.
Languages are weird

yeah, it's a wacky thing
the same dessert can be written paska, pashka, pasha, pascha
aaand I just found out that pasha is the spelling we use for that over here, neat

[pseudo linden]

cookies

[proven halo]

[drowsy terrace]

Today i studied outside

[nimble pendant]

im making pizzer

gonna post pics when im done

[nimble pendant]

what's that yellow thing? yellow peppers?

looks great

[main skiff]

banana pepper

[nimble pendant]

oh man those are great

[nimble pendant]

roman with arugula and parmesan, and margarita

my take on italian pizza

the cornicione is pretty nice

toasted and thin

folded

i hope it's enough to please italians here

thank you

this is what playing pizza tower does to a man

my new gender is italian

[night rain]

• and touched grass

[drowsy terrace]

and ate it

[night rain]

Lol

[nimble pendant]

smh the peel is the best part

[main skiff]

Pot roast to be

[main skiff]

There we go, now is getting juicy

[proud wren]

Making some chicken wing dip Pics when done

Pot roast bae

[vernal crescent]

How's it going?

[proud wren]

Uhhh eaten at a potluck woops

[main skiff]

Didnt put bell pepper in
beef broth, potato, carrot, celery, onion, thyme, parsley, garlic, black pepper, worcestershire, rosemary

I think thats it, I forget I kinda just tossed stuff in this morning

Oh and of course the chuck roast buried beneath🙃

'gon be gud

[dawn pier]

i got chik fila today, not post worthy but it did taste good

[bold canyon]

deyum das a fine stew u got there

[dawn pier]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/666090175029575682/1098513658209894493/Creme_de_la_creme_a_la_edgar.gif

[onyx rune]

A bit of random hash

Fried onions, bell pepper, shrooms.
Potatoes eggs and fish fingers
And a bit of cheese

[nimble pendant]

Today is the day I post the Mett sushi, waiting for the rice to cool down now so i can roll it

Next time I'll do the Ramen that is actually a Sauerkrautsoup, disguised with the typical Ramen toppings and a thick, rich broth

[nimble pendant]

Behold, Mett Sushi

[nimble pendant]

I even added pineapple inside the second roll👺

[winged oracle]

Ok im disgusted

Simply cause of the pineapple

Mett

[vestal ice]

Bruh

I'm fine with pineapple on pizza...
But what the FUCK

[rapid spire]

Raw pork... and pineapple??

and vinegar-y sushi rice??

ok i'm curious. how'd it taste

[bold canyon]

oh watafeq is dat raw pork?

[nimble pendant]

made the traditional 2AM mac and cheese to celebrate the holiday >:3

[nimble pendant]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mett
germans be wacky

[bold canyon]

ohhhhhh dem i prefer cooked stuff don't want worms in mah stomach or worse.

and yea they can be wacky if i remember they taste their sausage while making it to ensure the quality.

which scares the shit out of me cuz they put spices and other dry ingredients in it

[drowsy root]

Preparing some mead with this recipe https://aatoksenaatokset.blogspot.com/2018/04/sima-2018-resepti.html?m=1 it is in 🇫🇮 so translator is required

[nimble pendant]

damn, site says 2018 but the layout is 2004

[nimble pendant]

Pretty good, the pine apple was just ok tho.
It was all just a culinary shitpost that also let me brush up on my sushi skills that aren't as good to begin with

I would argue that spam sushi is a waaaay worse of a potential offender.

[nimble pendant]

Well, worms are only a problem if you buy from a shady butcher.
I also usually eat a low carb diet, usually eat only once a day, eat nothing for a few days once a month and drink wormwood tea every now and then, as well as eat raw garlic. Worms can't survive my gut

[nimble pendant]

You should be able to not take food so seriously and experiment a bit.
There is nothing more satisfying than a culinary shitpost

[vestal ice]

Hmm fair enough

But I'm still concerned

[winged oracle]

Its prepared so you can eat it raw.If you get Worms from that,then you got it out of a really backwater place.Even Gas Station Mett Brötchen are clean here in Germany

As the other guy wrote

[bold canyon]

right i take back wat i said

[winged oracle]

Its fair when you are concerned.

[bold canyon]

look gettin hospitalized is expensive af

[winged oracle]

Thats totaly fine 🙂 its a German thing and my British Ex was also very concerned

She couldnt stomache it

[bold canyon]

right right imma quit reacting.

this is 1st time im seeing this dish

[bold canyon]

dem mead is quite rare commodity surely u didn't get dat idea from skyrim

but i recommend smoll kegs if 1st time

[winged oracle]

I never knew it was an only German thing until i went into other Countries

[nimble pendant]

I mean, mead is available in grocery stores over here
proper self-made mead is usually something only enthusiasts make nowadays, but it used to be more popular

[bold canyon]

well sad for me we don't have any grocery stores sells mead

[nimble pendant]

I'm sorry for you, but thankfully mead-making is not the most difficult process

[rapid spire]

share the results my brother

[rapid spire]

culinary shitpost is one of my new favorite terms now

[rapid spire]

well, if the dish is something of a cultural tradition it'll make sense that laws are pretty stringent on butchers to keep their product clean

Sounds a bit like Kibbeh Nayeh

[drowsy root]

yeast is very happy

[rapid spire]

which IIRC is sourced straight from the butcher, and is meant to be eaten immediately upon preparation

[rapid spire]

never tried mead before but i'm gonna guess it smells like flowery honey

[drowsy root]

actually this one is finnish sima, lot less alcohol compared to proper honey mead

this one has sugar, brown sugar and lemon as flavour

only added one lemon with its peel in this so it might be quite mild in citrus department

[rapid spire]

sounds something like a wine cooler

a sweet low alcohol drink

something that I must try

[leaden mural]

time for kilju :)

[drowsy root]

recipe said it'll be 5-7% stronk so it will heck u up if careless

[rapid spire]

well