💣tarkov-released

[rugged stump]

I guess the 60 mag for ak105 is valuable, got it off that streamer guy I killed

Yesterday

[soft coral]

it is valuable

they go for 20k on the flea

[rugged stump]

I was watching landmark and he was hoping for that mag to spawn in za-014

[soft coral]

youll need 3 found in raid for a quest

ew landmark

tryhard streamer

disgusting

[rugged stump]

Aqua fps wasn’t streaming at the time

[soft coral]

anton is fun

[rugged stump]

I also started watching smoke just now since he’s the top streamer atm

He kinda spends a lot of time just reading shit off the description tho

I’ll keep Anton on my watchlist while I’m at work lol

[soft coral]

ive never seen smoke

[rugged stump]

Streaming atm but ima sleep

Got work in 6 hrs

5

[soft coral]

got shot by a pmc with 15 mins left man

didnt even hear the fker

on woods

nice ratting kid

[soft coral]

@white lynx today im up for a duo

gotta do shoreline things

[unborn thistle]

Dude gonna wake up happy

What a good man you are

[soft coral]

da

Looting woods be like

sugars. sugars everywhere

[soft coral]

ty

i try

[soft coral]

what

[crystal musk]

gah dam, even my scav is strapped to the max

we ballin 🧊

[unborn thistle]

Your scav forgot what he is and became a raider

[normal zinc]

Dunno if me talking about that one is advertising or not, but sure, my bad.

[unborn thistle]

There's not a written rule about that so you good

[white lynx]

WOOOOOOOOOO

[soft coral]

another pmc killed cuz he was greedy

lv 13 poor soul

you learned your lesson

dont stay on the map for too long my friend

youre bound to die eventually

[unborn thistle]

And now, watch Ivan get one tapped while trying to write these

[soft coral]

nop

survived and extracted

found a lion an E motors and some more shit

average woods run

[unborn thistle]

You doing well lately, lemme just pray for you

[soft coral]

i was scav

[normal zinc]

A scav doing god's work

[soft coral]

killing greedy players is a passion of mine

the 5 ofz shells already found are

HUGE

they are fucking massive man

and a bunch of other quest items

once i'm done with these more annoying quests such as kill X thing while having a broken arm a blacked out stomach or some shit

the others will be simple

but then

shoreline quests

best quests

[unborn thistle]

4 days dam

[soft coral]

i need to find 12 AA battereis

[unborn thistle]

oOo lick them before giving

[soft coral]

yes

[white lynx]

@soft coral sorry for taking so long

i was fixing my conjunctivitis

cuz i cant play with my eyes half functional

prolly less than half

now i legit see slightly different colors (or gradients) with my eyes

[crystal musk]

https://youtu.be/F_sMIPhm4ZI

[white lynx]

left open only is normal, then right open only is weird

[soft coral]

hes going blind

wtf

too much woods

[white lynx]

nah man its a problem ive had for years

so we play?

[soft coral]

we can yes

[white lynx]

lets

[white lynx]

never thought id see this moment

a little bit more

i might honestly get to 3m then upgrade it so i have some money afterwards

[glacial stag]

Nah

All the way back to the hobo phase

[soft coral]

he did it

[soft coral]

@white lynx im here

though i started a raid already

[rugged stump]

👍🏾

[soft coral]

ggwp

got killed by 9x19 green tracers

right through my lv 4 armor

?

how

@white lynx CMON MAN

where the fk are you

[white lynx]

@soft coral im here

go

[soft coral]

good

[rugged stump]

Something Going on with the game? Subreddit is full of complaints since the update

[soft coral]

since what update

@white lynx

[glacial stag]

Since forever*

Main sub is always complaining

[sullen linden]

^ People always complain

Recoil too high

recoil too low

game is not realistic enough

why is mah pepe 3.14in

[soft coral]

you cant make recoil too high cuz then people will complain that they are "trained"pmcs but you cant make it too low either cuz people will start crying its CoD game

[glacial stag]

Its kinda gimmicky too bcs if they make it too low at base levels the whole system around parts and mods as it is becomes kinda redundant

[stark torrent]

eh main issue is that 762 x 39 guns are better than 545 / 556 both dmg and recoil

[sullen linden]

thats simply wrong

7.62x39 is better for a while until everybody is max level and can run 855a1 and so on

[soft coral]

somehow

[sullen linden]

they buffed 556 in such a way that its not only deadly at further ranges they also reduced the amount of hits on the thorax to kill

[stark torrent]

762 BP takes a shit on 545 / 556 any fucking day

[sullen linden]

honestly they need to nerf the rd and mutant

[stark torrent]

762x39 and 51 are the best rounds in the game, the ash12 ps12b as well if u can handle the gun

problem is also progression

u can buy m62 and m61 easier than m855a1

[sullen linden]

m62 is garbage now

[stark torrent]

nah bro , never

a bit better than m80 and has minus 5 recoil , it slaps

[sullen linden]

compared to how it was its garbage

[stark torrent]

yeah the RD especially is just top tier , u dont need to use the mutant anymore

u got the RD on flea and lvl 3 mechanic , ggs

[sullen linden]

rd is quite cheap too

[stark torrent]

baby mutant my beloved

[sullen linden]

tbh any gun will be amazing with maxed out recoil levels

Do you guys get so many shitty mobile game ads on youtube aswell despite you never playing any of those?

[stark torrent]

yes, i literally get x2 ads almost 80% of the time

unskippable

ulcerous practice

[sullen linden]

youtube is so cancer rn

[stark torrent]

it has become a money grab just like everything else, the rules are only for the poor

[rugged stump]

I should really go for the sks build since woods is a rats world

[sullen linden]

7.62x39 us

is cracked somehow too

it should be garbage but its really solid somehow

[stark torrent]

u can laserbeam with that one, has shit dmg tho but if u catch someone in the open

they cant run

[sullen linden]

LMAO

that rd with us

gun doesnt move

[stark torrent]

yep , its disgusting if u shoot first

on unsuspecting enemy

[sullen linden]

let me show you something

thats even more cracked

https://youtu.be/YzASS_dYJIM

[stark torrent]

god

[sullen linden]

old school tarkov was so cracked

Y'all dont even know how good we have it right now

[soft coral]

lots of text

[glacial stag]

How far back does old school tarkov go?

[sullen linden]

I'd say oldschool tarkov was back then when meds healed without animations and when you could reload a mag instantly

Because there was a bunch of other problems like a blacked leg? Yeah thats for the entire raid

[glacial stag]

Ah ye that way back

Ive been only around for like 5 wipes so

[sullen linden]

If you think bots are bad now

You havent been around the terminator bots

That was so messed up

[soft coral]

I love sweet corn

[white lynx]

OF COURSE

CAMPER IN FUCKING OLD GAS

FOR FUCKS SAKE

flechette shotgun camper

[soft coral]

this wipe definitely brought in more campers for some reason

plus the fact its early wipe

like i can see when i play that people legit camp more

[white lynx]

i mean i can easily buy back everything ive lost

but it just

fucking pisses me off

the way i died

some retard in dark clothing crouching in the darkest corner of the little building

with flechettes

i didnt even see him

i had a 45 acp vector on me too

anyways time to upgrade my stash

@soft coral in case u wanna play tomorrow, ill probably be doing a lot of scav runs so i can get money back

jump myself back up to 1m or 1.5m then im all good

[soft coral]

proof that SR does not matter in this game

eventually you realise it just doesn't matter

[rugged stump]

I think I was extract camped once, luckily this guy can’t aim for shit

So I got out easy

[white lynx]

and i swear i always die to some bullshit like this

like

when i died

i had 3m

rubles

do u think i couldnt get that same kit back?

i could very easily, but it just pisses me off at HOW i die

that time in reverse for example, when i got 2 shot through class 4 by 5.45 PS somehow

and some dude survived 7 PP shots in the thorax

[unborn thistle]

Fuckin hell Ghosty became Ivan playing with him

[white lynx]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/890951998642487296/930856106031456317/image0-15-3-2.gif

[unborn thistle]

Wish you could

[glacial stag]

The man needs to cope somehow

[warm echo]

One big coping circle

[unborn thistle]

such is life

[crystal musk]

silly timmies

[unborn thistle]

Nasty rat

[crystal musk]

rush b factory is not ratting

[unborn thistle]

It's just their name i wouldn't know

[warm echo]

Cucker of storms

[rugged stump]

https://youtube.com/shorts/9SReZ9dk7UY?feature=share

Because I can’t see shit

[rugged stump]

@soft coral

@white lynx

I did it 😄

[warm echo]

[rugged stump]

as val worth anythign?

[warm echo]

Sure, sell it

[rugged stump]

Well hoarding strikes again, i cant play until the stash upgrade is done. I'm completely full up now

I just need 1 can of thermite to get an ammo case

[teal iris]

OKAY...

so i killed the biggest dumb mother fucker on the planet

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/sOvjC3bBpORBu/d1337YxGM4by?invite=cr-MSxmZW4sNjkxOTg1Mzcs

[civic cradle]

"what was that sound?"

"ah must've been the wind"

[soft coral]

youre truly an insane man to use that scope
respect

imagine

imagine right

if the event where all traders were disabled right

imagine if that shit was permanent

that'd be pure hardcore tarkov

[warm echo]

It’d be nice till you had a typical raid and after a few “good deaths” couldn’t play anymore lmao

The Mald would be funny to see tho

[soft coral]

i would love to see how streamers play it

bet half their skill will go through the window

[warm echo]

Eh the chads would rule mostly everything and own everything with the smaller half being the smart rats

[soft coral]

being a rat in an enviroment like that would be king

also

am i the only one who thinks the revolver shotgun is underrated?

[warm echo]

You aren’t.

[soft coral]

not that i use it

[warm echo]

It is the most accurate shotgun for mid range combat

Beats even the most kitted mp153

In that niche

Killed so many people late wipe with ap slugs

[teal iris]

With 1600+ hours you need to be.

[soft coral]

respect

you can see into their minds with that scope

truly a man with nothing to loose

and so much to gain

lets be honest

glasses are bugged in this game and give away your position

but man the drip is on point

can tank batteries spawn in caches?

i mean

if they could spawn id have like 5 by now

I NEED

a statistic of how many stashes you have looted

as pmc and scav

that would be awesome

[stark torrent]

u need it for future gunsmith

quest

after u finish the RSASS one tho , so ....might be a while

[soft coral]

rsas takes the longest

easiest way is pray to god you get airdrop as a scav and theres one inside

[glacial stag]

Wdym tac30 is a good budget scope and its easy to get

[soft coral]

or you can be a cunt and get someone who is high level to give you one

[soft coral]

you didnt watch the full video did you

[glacial stag]

Nah i didnt

[soft coral]

.....

well then

[glacial stag]

Im on my morning shit ivan

[soft coral]

morning shit

[glacial stag]

What scope did he use

[soft coral]

this

[glacial stag]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-confused-face-what-wait-gif-24734187

I would have Expected for him to use the godawfull 2.5x scope or something

[soft coral]

just your average woods run

5 guns from stashes

the fk

ill focus a lot on crafting as many possible items needed for quests as i can

cuz those are always the easiest

[normal zinc]

The scope from Jaeger LL1

[soft coral]

how am i finding every rare item in the game but cant find AA and a single D battery

im sort of willing to make a turbo low recoil AK

and put some US ammo in there just to see how low the recoil can get

for science you know

[stark torrent]

bro i had thousands

ill keep em for impact barter so i can finish grenadier in factory like a true gentleman

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/959658402093617192/998088387972046908/video0-214.mp4

[fallen cloak]

trying to scope in with a sight that as zoom literally made my pc crash on lighthouse lmfao

[glacial stag]

Me on shoreline last wipe basically

Couldnt even get lighthouse to work

[fallen cloak]

how tf did they manage to make lighthouse run worse 💀

[glacial stag]

Expansion?

[soft coral]

ok but

theres many big maps (woods) that dont run shit

so whats the deal

[soft coral]

go woods
scav around
leave with ammos such as these

yes im a woods enjoyer how could you tell

[teal iris]

I need an as val

I got a good bit of bp and spp

[soft coral]

literally run around and loot shit and youre bound to end up with heaps of good loot

takes 15 mins

and you get out with 400k on average

easily

free svd from shturman guards

also i love how the map sometimes tells a lovely story

go sawnmill

guards dead

then find dead pmcs

and then find like 1 svd
1 ak dropped and 1 car battery and scavBP

its amazing it really is

[teal iris]

Woods is alright

I don't like itn

I don't hate it

It's okay

[soft coral]

its amazing

once you learn how to make money and make a good route

you can perfect it more and more

until you can comfortably make 400k per run

as scav

as pmcs its more profitable

[white lynx]

i got 60 flechette rounds

some retarded dead pmc that died to a scav had a kitted out mp 153

FULL of flechettes

deserved it

[teal iris]

It happens

I lost a nice kit with nvgs to a scav

People underestimate them sometimes

[white lynx]

i didnt give u all cuz i wanted some for myself

[soft coral]

you gave me the BT

[white lynx]

yes

thats what i mean

i kept some for myself

[soft coral]

boys

utilize your scav raids and pray to god you get the single shot breach loading bitch

because from what ive seen scavs most of the time spawn with BT ammo

for some unknown reason

🤷‍♂️

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXTXtKGf-gY

People really underestimate scavs imo

or they completely ignore them

its always worth to kill any scavs that you come across

going out of your way to hunt them is only decent for quests

also me and ghosty did pharmacist and the other quest for skier on 220 😎

[white lynx]

every time ive got the single shot rifle

it had like

80 BT rounds

not even kidding

[soft coral]

THEY ARE some of the best 7.62x54 in the game

bro raiders on reserve are insane man

the fk

[rugged stump]

Is there a way to increase prison pouch size other than buying EOD?

[glacial stag]

https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/Secure_containers

basically epsilon a 4x2 container at the end of the punisher questline from pk and kappa a 3x4 (better than gamma) from collector

[teal iris]

screw kappa man

not worth the grind

[soft coral]

epsilon is fine enough

or

you go and be a complete and utter giga turbo mega hyper chad and unequip your alpha or gamma container and go in without one

[white lynx]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

STASH UPGRAEDED

[soft coral]

he did it

[soft coral]

cant get any more drip than his

[rugged stump]

congrats

[soft coral]

bro fucking wodos man

literally go woods and find shturman and his 3 guards dead and loot a jacked SKS with BP ammo

like OK

[white lynx]

bro i completed chemical 4 with skier but where the trust regain quests for therapist and prapor at

💀

[soft coral]

idk man

i got shoreline shit to do

[white lynx]

ok i did them

just had to do 1 raid for them to appear

[soft coral]

kek

i will sink

into the hellhole

that is shoreline

the pain

the suffering

many lives will be lost

but we will get there eventually

[white lynx]

i also have a lot of shoreline quests

but i think imma hop off the game rn

i just did like

fast 4 quests

[soft coral]

kekw

[crystal musk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/755952221081960469/998702911385255996/unknown.png

don't go to Reserve Ratacombs at night

i will be waiting for you

[white lynx]

i bet you run flechette saiga

[soft coral]

disgusting

[white lynx]

100% flechettes

ok nvm

those dont look like flechettes

unless bsg made all of those red

[crystal musk]

i mean it don't matter what ammo it is

headshots are pretty much the end of anyone

[junior mantle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXSPuwW32_o&ab_channel=GeneralSam

[rugged stump]

Do you stream or do you just record stuff via obs?

[warm echo]

Wanna see an Woodskov Read vs CC in Arena

[rugged stump]

Time to hoard more guns lmao

[teal iris]

I did the most sinful scav thing I ever done

i couldnt loot a airdrop

so i waited for two guys to loot it and i shot them both in the back

[warm echo]

like a good scav, I salute you.

Shed your chad ways

https://tenor.com/view/emperor-palpatine-star-wars-revenge-of-the-sith-ian-mcdiarmid-smile-gif-16789260

[rugged stump]

Scav spawned with a lab card

[warm echo]

run to extract

sell that bitch

[teal iris]

I feel so guilty lmfao

one of em friended me lmfao

its a dirty business, but it least I'm not fully bad all the time

[warm echo]

HAHAHA

I FUCKIN LOVE IT WHEN THEY FRIEND REQUEST AFTER

HOLY SHIT

[teal iris]

its nikitias fault tbh

if the airdrop wasnt fucking bugged for me

I wouldnt have to killed those two

[warm echo]

how was it bugged?

[teal iris]

i couldnt open the airdrop

didnt give me the prompt

but yet other scavs could

this has happened twice this wipe

[warm echo]

invisible crate?

haha lmaoo

poor naive scavs that didnt immediatly shoot the other scavs

rookie mistake

oh boo hoo you got negative 0.2 scav rep

how will you ever recover from this

https://tenor.com/view/kekwtf-gif-18599263

[teal iris]

it was my first time killing scav players that were friendly lmao

i dont give a shit about the rep I just feel kinda guilty about it lmfao

[warm echo]

the scav rep thing is a fuckin joke

ill kill every godamn scav i see if i see them leave a good loot spawn area or airdrop

[teal iris]

At the end of the day its only game, and you gotta do what you gotta do.

[warm echo]

it is what it is.

[rugged stump]

i'll wait until i'm lvl 15 to flea it

[warm echo]

good

only takes one slot

[rugged stump]

also my ak74u spawned with a 75 drum mag

so that seems good

[teal iris]

@warm echo i think i lost about 0.20 btw lmao

[warm echo]

makes sense

and per usual

it means jack shit in the grand scheme of things

few car rides and boom

back to normal

[teal iris]

I suppose so

[warm echo]

they tried to fix the issue of evil scavs by making the nearby scavs turn agro on you but

lmao

theyre fuckin scavs

[warm echo]

Any super good loot?

probably lots of backpacks and helmets

or rigs

[teal iris]

eh, they had a few stims and 75k and some other junk

[warm echo]

eh not bad

[teal iris]

i think I either killed them too quick or it wasnt too good

[warm echo]

oh yea right you couldnt check the rest

[teal iris]

stupid bug man

[warm echo]

fuckin nikitad

haha

[teal iris]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/331340711972700160/998804789498490980/evil.mp4

[warm echo]

https://tenor.com/view/vergil-devil-may-cry-vergil-devil-may-cry-devil-may-cry5-gif-20141129

[rugged stump]

whats that mean?

[unborn thistle]

Nonhbin ckam

[rugged stump]

google-fu didnt help

[unborn thistle]

Lmao I just wrote whatever I saw in there in Latin, it prolly doesn't make sense

I don't understand Cyrillic

[civic cradle]

stunt on them pmcs

[warm echo]

almost 35

lets go

[rugged stump]

so close to shooting range

whats another good map to learn

reserve maybe?

[crystal musk]

pushed sanitar and guards while having a pmc sniper at large

got one to the head too at some point but it bounced

[warm echo]

didye get his baggie?

[crystal musk]

ye

[warm echo]

delish stimis

[rugged stump]

I guess my next goal is to unlock the flea

[soft coral]

ok

[soft coral]

dont forget your 5 MRES for PK later on guys

[crystal musk]

once i get pk 4 it's over

338 quickscope everyone

[soft coral]

i mean

alright

ok game

1.97 scav karma bt

[crystal musk]

need 6 or higher to not be gutted by bosses @soft coral

there are some exceptions i think though

[soft coral]

yeah thats complete bullshit

I didnt even know he was alive

i went for the cabins in sawnmil

ok

my theory is correct tho

scavs with MP18 spawn with BT rounds

so utilize your scavs boys

thats some precious rounds

[rugged stump]

killed by player scav, oh right its midnight lol

[soft coral]

LOL

YOU DONT LOOSE ANYTHING

IS THIS GUY FOR REAL?

what a chad

bro 0.3 trader scav

so much dude

[rugged stump]

reddit sometimes posts some good shit

[soft coral]

literally go and do a car extract and youll get more

fr

day 12391231 of no flash drives btw

DADA WOODS DA

boys

ladies and gents

today

is a good day

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/959658402093617192/998870867708760094/unknown.png

it happened

it finally happened

omg it happened

and now i have to get 3 more

:)

[sullen linden]

bsg buffed 556 again

@rugged stump that gif translates to 'Complete Scam'

[stark torrent]

not only that , they spawn with a shit ton BT rounds

[soft coral]

yes

thats the insane part

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhklItpg3Gs

ARSENAL AK

!!!!!!!!

🇧🇬 🇧🇬

[rugged stump]

ty

[soft coral]

well the RD704 needs a nerf

instantly

fucking 7.62x39 guns having on par with 5.56 and 5.45 guns

like

why

[soft coral]

soon boys

soon.

[white lynx]

tf are u even tryna do with that much money

also wanna play?

[soft coral]

do you know how much money you need for future missions?

[white lynx]

which

[soft coral]

you need to pay some traders

forgot which

plus

for stash

[white lynx]

are u at chemical 4 yet?

[soft coral]

no

[white lynx]

are u talking about that mission?

[soft coral]

no

[white lynx]

cuz if u give it to anyone other than skier u will have to pay his ass 1m

i think

[soft coral]

lemme do my scav run

[white lynx]

and then wanna go?

[soft coral]

OMG

[white lynx]

lol

bro i seriously just gotta buy everything for my hideout

[soft coral]

huge key

[white lynx]

especially since

i have 4 water filters

[hallow latch]

wanna hear some good ass luck but also shit

spawn in with my friend on customs, find gpu in tarcone directors office pcs, go over to ruaf fight three guys one of em juiced two not so much, kill all three but friend dies, go past unknown body and find dead pmc with found in raid slick, die to two juicers running up on me

next raid we do scav, spawn in and theres a airdrop spawned in, kill a bunch of scavs and end up the last one surviving, loot a duffle bag on dead scav, find a key, inspect, MERIN KEY. sniped by a player scav as soon as i inspected the key.

[white lynx]

poor timmy

playing with ivan and he suddenly yells out "pmc on the road"

he dinks his ass, lvl 31 TTV (no vids tho)

then i spot one more behind him

and just 1 shot headshot him with a hunter through a bush

[soft coral]

dinked him with a hs

tbh we should have been dead

[white lynx]

jeez bruh

scav on customs

killed some dumbass murdering scavs at new gas

had an ump and rfb

both full dura hahahahahaha

i drilled a buckshot through his forehead

no helmet lookin ass

[soft coral]

meanwhile I open the truck of a car and find moonshine

[white lynx]

trunk*

wait

im retarded

trunk is something else

ok nvm im double retarded

its trunk

[soft coral]

trunk ye

me and ghosty unironically having fun in tarkov

something ain't right here

[soft coral]

lighthouse

more like
laghouse

[sullen linden]

@soft coral nerf yes but dont kill it

or we'd have a akm number 423

basically current RD is the pre nerf mutant

[soft coral]

me and ghosty had the strangest raid

shoreline but there were barely any shots

only twice did someone shoot on power and resort

gas was empty
construction was empty

it felt so strange

go customs
get domed by player scav in the woods of customs
??????????????????

[soft coral]

WHATS WITH SCAVS HAVING MP18 BREACH LOADERS

THIS IS SO MUCH FREE AMMO DUDE

[junior mantle]

cat ear airframe when

[teal iris]

that helmet doesnt do fuck all..

Massive respect for that m1 rig tho

great rig

[soft coral]

bro i spawn in as a scav on customs with like 30 mins left

and i get shot by some chadded out pmc

who unloads a full clip

and only hits my legs

imagine being this bad

i just gave up and said come and just kill me you pussy

legit how bad are you man to not be able to 1 tap a scav thats not aware of your position

legit trash

didnt even have anything on me

guy sweating so much he forgot to hit hisshots

[white lynx]

doing a scav run on woods and finding a lion, 120 5.45 BT rounds, 30 SNB

then seeing a notification from ragman when going back to the menu

prospering

[teal iris]

I remember I sold 9x19 rounds to Jeffery Epstein

Good times

[soft coral]

Literally woods man

this map unironically exists

ghosty we need to do some stash runs in the future
get like 2 MASSIVE backpacks and go looting every known stash on the map

the thing about woods that most people ignore I think

when it comes to money making is that woods is extremely safe map to make money on

aslong as you plan your route correctly

while on other maps its really risky

aka interchange shoreline and shit

[teal iris]

Interchange Is risky ngl

But doing scavs on intrrchungus is good though

That and light house prove to be the best for loot runs imo

[soft coral]

it is

lighthouse can be a little iffy at times with all the camping spots on the mountains

but i do agree it has some juicy loot spawns in the houses

[teal iris]

You get alot of hose

And bolts

And kek tape

[soft coral]

well thats most toolboxes and shit

[teal iris]

Light house is insane

Nah it's those wooden crates in the highway

They have alot of high end tool spawns on top of them

[soft coral]

wtf

[white lynx]

bro @soft coral

wtf is that suppressor on ur glock?

[soft coral]

I just got shot at by a scav and i killed him

and apparently i lost rep?

what?

wp scav mechanics

@white lynx

[junior mantle]

ok?

pistola 👍

[soft coral]

sure

yeah no

lighthouse is shit

join in

36 mins left

enter a house

instantly get dinked

da da good map

very good loot

👍

[junior mantle]

ok?

[warm echo]

If it ain’t woods

It’s sheet

-woodskov

[soft coral]

well

why should i risk going a map with so many players still alive and trying to loot and constantly listen

when i can calmly loot the entirety of woods in peace?

idc how good the loot is

if i have to risk dying for slightly better loot

i dont want it

[soft coral]

me when learning customs the first wipe

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-travolta-confused-customs-gif-23997592

[rugged stump]

Das me

https://youtu.be/_bNulMH6KI4

[rugged stump]

I updated game and nothing is in the patch notes? wtf is this spyware

[soft coral]

LOL

ahahaha

xd

idk why that made me laugh so much

[rugged stump]

oh dude first time i got extract camped... and i was a scav too, fucking hell. only had 2 more seconds left on the timer...

thanks buddy...

[junior mantle]

damm he shot u in the head and eye

and you died

right when u was about to extract

and he took all ur stuff

damm

[white lynx]

u got killed by a player scav

as a scav

lol

idk whats with player scavs this wipe

most of them are just retards

[junior mantle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/706181009061838959/830624882772410428/eftshit.mp4

[fallen cloak]

the true d2 camper

[fallen cloak]

atleast you can play the map without crashing every 5 minutes

[fallen cloak]

i just lost 100k of scav loot beacuse of a server backend error that ended up just sending me to the main menu

[warm echo]

Kov’ed

[fallen cloak]

slight annoyance

[chilly gorge]

I am almost certain that I was that camper 😂

[warm echo]

couldnt be. thats just joe down from the shoe store

[soft coral]

true

[soft coral]

the other day i saw thishttps://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/380805746520096769/999229586283970570/2022-07-1815-22_-0.9_-2.2_-0.5_-0.4_0.4_0.3_0.7_14.59_0.png

[soft coral]

mfw 2 pmcs on woods

with 6 minutes left

........

https://tenor.com/view/boring-unimpressed-meh-really-seriously-gif-16279809

[rugged stump]

They camped you?

[soft coral]

nop

i spawned at bunker

and made my way over to scav town

then i saw them

he broke my legs then threw a nade thinking that will work cuz he saw it in a youtube video somewhere

spoiler it doesn't

and then he finally decided to man up and push me

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

BRO THIS MF STRAPPED

he got the heat

[chilly gorge]

Watch as he has only US loaded in that thing lol

[soft coral]

it had T

[soft coral]

.

wait what

my pc just blue screened

what

where can i see the log of a BSOD

[rugged stump]

So much for that scav with the drum mag

[soft coral]

nah

it BSOD after the raid

lets see if we will be lucky and grap something good

eh

it was weapon crate

[glacial stag]

https://www.metal-archives.com/artists/B.S.o.D./70589

[soft coral]

yeah

ok

[white lynx]

id tell u but its not that easy

its kinda annoying

[soft coral]

nah

whatever

ghosty go shoreline men

[glacial stag]

Yeah

Checkout his project called grausamkeit

[soft coral]

yeah

[glacial stag]

Shit bangs hard

[soft coral]

i bang your mom hard

haahahahahaha

[glacial stag]

GAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAGAHAGAHAHHAJAHAHAHA

ILL KILL YOU

[soft coral]

plz do

@glacial stag @white lynx lets go trio shoreline

and suffer

[white lynx]

i doubt bruno will play

but i can

[soft coral]

sure

[soft coral]

spawn next to swamp on shoreline
complete jeager quest
see i have path to lighthosue
leave

[glacial stag]

Youre right

[soft coral]

@warm echo

"60 flechettes up my ass lets goooo"- ghosty

[soft coral]

we are the way and the light

except the light is muzzle flash

and the 2U TACTICAL FLASHLIGHT BTW

"if we get 2 good factory spawn we go straight for factory"

[glacial stag]

Mfs getting dorky on factory

[soft coral]

need office kills

but we ran into tagila

who instantly killed me with BT

for some reason

[white lynx]

he took like 10 shells from each of us

and didnt care

i got 12 hits on him

flechette

point blank

[soft coral]

WE DID GET DORKY

sprayed my entire mag of buckshot in some dude on the stairs

[crystal musk]

[soft coral]

ok

[crystal musk]

pog

[soft coral]

my guy speedrunning

running flashlights really is fun tho

not even you or the enemy can see a damn thing

[glacial stag]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-clapping-clapping-drake-high-quality-hq-gif-23598042

Bruh need to get back on the grind. Last time i played unlocked signal part 1

[crystal musk]

honestly i'm just playing tarkov in anticipation to speedrun invictus on gamma 1.0

it's going to be juicy

i guess i need level 42

and some more quests and it's done

[soft coral]

the guy only had to open the door to the office

and that was his end

and then i die from a mosin user

bro how can people aim mosins man

this shit has such low ergo

by the time you aim youre dead

like the fk

[crystal musk]

[soft coral]

ok

sounds a little tryhardy to me

[warm echo]

cant wait to drive into an anomaly to end my I run.

Just like the good ol days

Nah but I hear ya i cant wait as well

[crystal musk]

i roleplay

[soft coral]

k

[crystal musk]

omg omg omg

[civic cradle]

can u stop being so good

[white lynx]

he is unfortunately a tryhard but i still respect him

nice class 6 rig btw

(somehow)

[glacial stag]

Mfs be good at the game and dont have gear fear and yall mfs he like hes tryharding

[white lynx]

i am good at the game

[soft coral]

he is tho

[white lynx]

signal 1 time

glock crackheads

with drugs (sj6)

[soft coral]

legit strat btw

sj6 and run in at night

with nothing but a glock

or better yet

a hatchet

[unborn thistle]

sj6?

[rugged stump]

https://youtube.com/shorts/P6gkZiF5DCk?feature=share

[white lynx]

drug

makes u go vroom vroom

for 10 centuries

https://tenor.com/view/man-runs-fast-gif-23897588

[glacial stag]

holy shit someone made the gun a real thing

!!!

[soft coral]

ye

we literally just completed this quest with ghosty on shoreline night time

[unborn thistle]

Can't believe weapons are real

I thought Tarkov created them from nothing

[glacial stag]

ikr

[rugged stump]

Isn’t it just an Ar-15 with Ak parts?

[glacial stag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/521620581326520331/999320271292989450/TARKOV_LARGE.jpg

[swift oriole]

Great map, but I wonder if they’ll make the airport a map at some point

[white lynx]

LES GOOOOOO

found in a weapon box

unfortunately

short variant

[sullen linden]

Funny thing that there are stims irl that apparently do help quite a bit with sports

ak101 slaps now

[rugged stump]

I think other than the sniper scav, the shotgun scav is scary as shit

alright game, i didnt exactly survive.... but okay

[glacial stag]

forbidden preworkout

bout to inject a few mules so i can farmers carry more

these traps and forearms bout to blow up

[soft coral]

it counts aslong as you survive any raid

doesn't have to be on that specific quest

stamina stim + night time always works tho

ghosty learned the power sj6 + night raids

tarkov spelled backwards is vokrat

vokRAT

!!!!!

[unborn thistle]

Dam son what a discovery

[soft coral]

lol

[fallen cloak]

it does have to be on the specified location tho

[soft coral]

well that quest yes

go in find the room unlock it and the thing is done

you dont have to extract that EXACT raid

[white lynx]

my scav looks wicked

LES GOOOOOOOOO

[rugged stump]

?

was there good loot there?

[fallen cloak]

this is the hideout

[soft coral]

LMAO

i love rav

[white lynx]

@soft coral i found the last car battery

woods stash

and a cpu for some reason

nvm i already handed in 4

oops lol

[soft coral]

lol

nice ping

interesting how woods has 0 pcs

[white lynx]

cpu in stash

cool

cmoooooooon

1 more cpu and 1 more rbat

[soft coral]

bro its fine

chill man

you have plenty of time

jesus

[white lynx]

shut up

[soft coral]

naw

[warm echo]

Two Ivan’s arguing in the mirror

[unborn thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/837729372575105084/999429469511090227/279829087_167139035695297_3007648610145131964_n.mp4

What they see when they hear sounds in dorms

[soft coral]

[white lynx]

man its so ez to make money

i jumped from 600k to 1.3m in 2 raids

and i didnt even get "good" loot

i actually have to thank ivan for getting me to scav run on woods

this shit is so ez

im never worried about money again

[soft coral]

WE DID ITTTTT

🇧🇬 🇧🇬

https://tenor.com/view/wojak-wojak-sunset-wojak-crying-dank-jotism-gif-21381794

I did it boys

[white lynx]

time to waste all of it on buying dollars

[soft coral]

true

[white lynx]

there goes 500k

[soft coral]

aight gn

[white lynx]

pog

45 acp kektor

@soft coral

wanna do this?

[white lynx]

lol

like wtf is a pmc doing

camping village

on woodsd

with 8 mins left

??

[unborn thistle]

Kibersportsmen

What a surname

[white lynx]

LVL 29 tryna do punisher 4

had scav vest and balaclava

instead got RIPPED through by my 9x19 drip glock

i got shot in the leg a single time by BT from a mosin

and my stomach blacked out

or vice versa idk

im just better

all in one raid (aids)

[fallen cloak]

i did that too

🤨

[fallen cloak]

9x21 is gonna be so meta when the veresk hits 💀

9x21 BT has better pen than ss190 and like 20 more flesh damage

[white lynx]

also the ak 545 is like

hitscan

at least i think so

[fallen cloak]

lmao

why

[white lynx]

the muzzle velocity on it

also i wanna grind pk3 for m80s

[fallen cloak]

556 is faster tho