💣tarkov-released

[soft coral]

scaving is better way to farm money

[warm echo]

Yea I get that but rav has a super basic stache so might be better to sell and save room

Up to him tho

[soft coral]

fair enough

[unborn thistle]

Ivan the wise

Ratman the rat

[soft coral]

been here a while

[unborn thistle]

Just a while, like 95% of messages in this channel sent by you

[soft coral]

❤️

are you proud

[warm echo]

When the Tarkov channel was Woodskov

It was a woody time

Keep the channel alive brotherman

[unborn thistle]

Nikita should be proud, it's above me

[soft coral]

weve grown so much

mind you im still shit at the game

but were getting there

[unborn thistle]

Send feet pics to him I heard he likes them

[soft coral]

lol

I like to think I've improved at the game

my pvp skills still suck

sadge

[unborn thistle]

Skill dev in this game is strange, once you learn the map, remaining is much more smooth and easy

[warm echo]

Yea that’s why you become a rat

Don’t need to pvp

Sneeky breeki

[unborn thistle]

Let streamers be pvp idiots

You just watch, learn, adapt and win

[soft coral]

shoot only when you know you can 1 tap someone

thats how Ive won many raids on customs

be patient if i hear someone

wait for the moment and 1 tap them

[soft coral]

i still have a little ways to go on reserve

[unborn thistle]

Welp, I've never played reserve or lighthouse so

[soft coral]

lol

[unborn thistle]

Shoreline 2 times

[soft coral]

lighthouse was such a pain

fk lighthouse man

[unborn thistle]

Factory for scavs and mostly woods or customs for PMC

[soft coral]

nice

[unborn thistle]

And if I feel daring, I go factory PMC

[soft coral]

oooh

[unborn thistle]

With my trusty mp7 or ump

Because maps like woods are just chill, makes me sleepy but factory or customs gives quick adrenaline rush

[warm echo]

Kustom is king

Learned it in and out

Interchange for fat rat ECs

But people usually are guarded more there

So ECing on customs is funner

People don’t expect it as much

[soft coral]

ok we need to get a team together for factory

we go in night time

i do the 2 toolkit repairs and delivrey from the past

ez

[rugged stump]

can i just sell this?

[soft coral]

yes

[rugged stump]

Good, I need the room

[fallen cloak]

i am epic gamer i did those on my own 🤓

[soft coral]

uhm ok

previous wipe i also did them on my own

[sullen linden]

god what a drag

feels like everybody plays bear this wipe

i need usuck kills

[civic cradle]

bear superior that's why

[sullen linden]

https://tenor.com/view/bear-cute-dancing-dance-moves-gif-17666522

[pine solstice]

The second you get the quest done, you'll only kill usecs

[sullen linden]

yea

Okay

Cry and you shall receive

Thanks factory i love you

[soft coral]

idk i chose usec

here4loot

lol

also where are you people killing this many people from jesus

[warm echo]

I chose bear this time to change it up

[sullen linden]

Factory

Pop a painkiller

[warm echo]

[sullen linden]

and just yeet yourself where you hear sound

[soft coral]

aaah fair

idk im not that good at pvp

mostly i die

[warm echo]

Just pop pills and run doubles with short stock

How I beat most factory missions

[soft coral]

tarkov shooter is a bit more specific than that

but true

i need to learn to use painkillers or ibuprofen

like before a fight

[warm echo]

You don’t?

[soft coral]

i do use them

but not prefight

i forget

i dont think kd and pvp means everything in this game

[warm echo]

Your right

It’s da moneiii that maters

[soft coral]

its ratting that matters

[sullen linden]

Dude straight up yoinked tagillas hat

@soft coral dont ever buy analgin

use vaseline or ibu or better

[rugged stump]

so... you can wear a fake beard

[warm echo]

Wait till Christmas 🎅

When you accidentally shoot Santa

And cry

[sullen linden]

-6.66 karma

[warm echo]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-exotic-tiger-king-never-recover-financially-broke-gif-16765645

[rugged stump]

Man… I need to find better loot locations in customs

Not exactly having the best of time finding shit like bolts

I still haven’t unlocked workbench…

[sullen linden]

go woods

Woods is littered with big wooden crates

and they are cash money

[rugged stump]

Ty I’ll run practice runs to see where I need to go

[sullen linden]

idk why but for some reason this wipe theres so easy to make money

[crystal musk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/917622143532019735/993979073602797618/cleanup.mp4

bingchilling

[sullen linden]

@rugged stump https://mapgenie.io/tarkov/maps/woods

[rugged stump]

I guess I should start selling weapon parts to make some cash

It’s not like I have access to any of those weapons anyways

[sullen linden]

not really

some weapon parts are worth insane amount of cash once you've the fleak market

[rugged stump]

Looking at the scav backpack…. Hey… it takes 20 slots and offers 20

I guess this is usually used for pmc runs to carry rather than a inventory thing

[sullen linden]

alot of rigs give more space than they take

[rugged stump]

Scav pack is just a 1:1 :/

[sullen linden]

azimut take 12 give 20

[soft coral]

look up the caches and try to find them and remember their locations

[sullen linden]

belt combo take 20 give 25

[soft coral]

woods has some of the most caches in a single locations

like near eachother

theres like 7 in one area of woods its insane

[sullen linden]

fishing gear is such an annoying quest to do solo xD

[rugged stump]

thanks frens for the tips

Ngl I feel like I’m not making much progress other than hoarding a lot of shit

[sullen linden]

Dude wtf i'am at 40 kilo with the gear for fishing gear

[soft coral]

it's ok

you don't have to rush the game

take your time

❤️

unless you're pestily

[sullen linden]

@rugged stump the game is build in a way that you hoard shit and you have slow progress till you hit threshholds

where you basically start chaining quest of the stuff you collected

and that boosts you fast

found a marked key but its the wrong one

[rugged stump]

Just need to kill 1 more scav in order to complete the quest. I should’ve saved that mp-133 shotty for that mec

Quest

[warm echo]

Just buy em

If your struggling to find em

[white lynx]

jaeger sells em

[crystal musk]

POV: youre playing labs and i do too

[rugged stump]

https://youtu.be/U9ci5HY6PCI

[rugged stump]

I do t have access to him yet lol

Doing the quest gives access to him I think

[crystal musk]

https://streamable.com/zzdqqy

[teal iris]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/769359568593092639/994103813831131166/unknown.png

im so stylish

best shirt in the game.

dont care what anyone says.

[glacial stag]

The shirt, the glasses, the azimut and the kedr b which is prolly filled with gods given bullets aka sp-7 🥵 🥵 🥵

[teal iris]

im doing a light house run rn

I may or may not got a very rare key for a brand new quest for light house

[glacial stag]

Mans got me acting the fuck up

You go show them where the chicken pisses over there

[teal iris]

I will

the rewards are epic

I get to have the new Ak

[glacial stag]

Which one?

[teal iris]

RD

that one

the rifle dynamics one

[glacial stag]

Alright nice

[teal iris]

I also have been sucking skier off alot.

im at 0.55 rep with the fucking man

[glacial stag]

My plan is to get pk to ll2 as fast as i can with my standard acc looking ass

[teal iris]

I just got him there

he has the new guns

[glacial stag]

Want to go slinging m80 with reflex sight rfb again

[glacial stag]

Oh zamn, mind sharing a pic of the new inventory?

Still kinda cant play for a while so

[teal iris]

sure chief I will when im done with the raid

since IVE BEEN STUCK HERE LOOKING FOR 10 MINS IM SURE ILL FIND SOMETHING IN A FEW MINS GOD DAMN IT

[glacial stag]

Thanks boss, gl on the raid

[teal iris]

hes the same except he has a few rifles

the g36k and the shorter version

[glacial stag]

Ah g36k xd

Heard its kinda ass

[teal iris]

it looks cool

thats about it

thats all it has going for it

HOLY SHIT

LET ME GET IN.

[civic cradle]

clearly not a tarkov prime user

[teal iris]

guess not

ITS LIKE NIKTIA KNOWS ILL BE THE FIRST MOTHER FUCKER THAT WILL HAVE THIS BRAND NEW QUEST COMPLETED

i tried restarting and now look.

hes busting my balls

[glacial stag]

The hamster running the servers finally died of exhaustion ig

Anlaki

[unborn thistle]

Too cool for this world

Wdym I'm still in there killing people

[teal iris]

ah it finally fixed itself!

[glacial stag]

Well the prices arent that bad ig

Tyvm

[white lynx]

that sight tho

got me like 💀

[rugged stump]

https://youtu.be/hRmCwag7rls

[white lynx]

i sell all the coffee beans that i get

free money

sorry dr lupo

ur streamer items arent important to me

i sold like probably 10 by now ahahah

[rugged stump]

what coffee beans?

[white lynx]

drlupo's coffee beans

its a streamer item

[rugged stump]

oh, i thought dr. lupo started his own coffee business

[white lynx]

nah bruh

[rugged stump]

i was like huh? didnt the joshsepticeye guy did the same

[white lynx]

https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/Can_of_Dr._Lupo's_coffee_beans

but u might need to keep like 2

[rugged stump]

https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/Easter_eggs_and_References#Content_Creator_Items

[white lynx]

or 1 actually idk

[rugged stump]

can someone explain the rat meme to me?

[glacial stag]

Im not sure if hell get to kappa on his first wipe kek

[white lynx]

never said he will or wont, i just said at least one is needed

hehehe

[glacial stag]

https://youtu.be/o286LaBz__Y

[white lynx]

but collector is

suicidal quest

self-harm inducing

[rugged stump]

lmao the chads

and teh rats

[glacial stag]

https://tenor.com/view/indeed-i-love-you-concur-thats-what-she-said-is-how-speed-gif-24958898

[white lynx]

why is collector even a thing bro

[rugged stump]

so is everyone in this discord a rat?

skaven players?

[white lynx]

ah yes and of course, now for collector u need i think every streamer item @glacial stag

amazing

[glacial stag]

Hasnt that always been the case

[white lynx]

idk i dont remember

[glacial stag]

Mostly the rat vs chad dilemma has been a joke but we atleast have one chad among us and that being Iedy

[white lynx]

and CC

[glacial stag]

Perhaps

Havent seen him talk here all that much

I got one friend tho who always wipes the entire raid on his own tho

Kinda boring to play with him xd

[white lynx]

rat?

or makes plays solo?

[rugged stump]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-nightmare315-gif-24908881

[glacial stag]

Ah nah hes a gigachad, largest cock player ive sene

[white lynx]

also im probably gonna lose all my hairs trying to find a 60 rounder for gunsmith part 2

[glacial stag]

Most raids are just me and him looting and somehow him wiping 2 squads without me seeing them

[glacial stag]

Inb4 the 3 60 rounders for ice cream cones

Just get lav2. Should speed things up quite a bit

Iirc the craft was 4 30 rounders and a kek tape

[white lynx]

w about your other pal we played with

[white lynx]

i already have a kek, idk about the mags

does it need to be 4 6L31 30 rounders specifically?

[glacial stag]

Ah hes a nice fellow. Better than me but we are still around the same skill level. He has like 200 hours more than em

[white lynx]

ik hes good, i saw him play, but i was asking if hes gonna play with us when ur back

[white lynx]

smh it couldnt be just the mags and kek

ofc

[glacial stag]

Yessir

[white lynx]

ok good

is he playing the wipe already or somewhere off chilling like u?

[glacial stag]

Ah ye he has been playing since day 1

A couple of my other friends are like lvl25 and got stash values of 22mil

[white lynx]

of course

[glacial stag]

Yeah

[white lynx]

and im over here with like 250k trying to recover from buying a junkbox

cuz woods runs aint cutting it

encountered knight again

fucking asshole

[glacial stag]

Kekw

Night time scav woods it is then

[white lynx]

but good that hes been playing since day 1

when you get chadded too

i actually have a loadout to bring

getting more chadded together

[glacial stag]

Ookay

Yessir 💪

[white lynx]

mdr with an eotech, blackrock, big backpacks

etc

[glacial stag]

We lift together, we fail school together

[glacial stag]

🥵 🥵 🥵

[white lynx]

the best painkiller also

the balm

or whatever its called again

cuz dementia

[glacial stag]

Mfer chadding out since week 1

[glacial stag]

Not vaseline but the goldenstar?

[white lynx]

yes

[glacial stag]

Ookay nice

[white lynx]

golden star balm

and i also have some propital

[glacial stag]

Mhm

Btw you got ragman ll2 right?

Did they change the mmac barter?

[white lynx]

when u cant get ur sks from skier cuz no space in stash

and its been there for the past like 2 days now

[white lynx]

nope

[glacial stag]

Ah zamn fuck

[white lynx]

unfortunately

@glacial stag

heres the mdr

[soft coral]

trash gun

.366 ap all the way

[white lynx]

best part about this, bruno

mags imma be using for the mdr

guess what those black tips are

[soft coral]

filled with a1s?

[white lynx]

yes

@soft coral wanna play?

[soft coral]

alo alo

who

not rn

its too early

I woke up like 15 mins ago

[white lynx]

oh

alright

good morning tho

is it 9 am for u?

or 10

ur russian arent u

[soft coral]

I'm fucking BULGARIAN MAN

[white lynx]

WTF

[soft coral]

jesus

[white lynx]

i swear i heard some russian sounding language in the background

[soft coral]

no its not the same thing

it was bulgarian

[white lynx]

when playing

[soft coral]

i was talking with my roommate

[white lynx]

i legit thought that was russian

my question still stands tho

ur right next to my country

[soft coral]

its 10 o clock

[white lynx]

ok so we're on the same clock

[soft coral]

true

biggest question for tarkov
what goes on the top of the stash

for me its keys/dogtag case/doc cases/ money (if no wallet)

and such

backpacks and scav boxes always on the bottom

[white lynx]

i sure do love bringing a case full of drugs with me in a raid

and overdosing on all of them on the spot

and becoming unkillable

[soft coral]

why

[white lynx]

why what

[soft coral]

idk

[white lynx]

i was talking about how unbalanced it is

kinda

theres so much space in there

for stims and shit

[soft coral]

best mininukes

❤️

.366 ap my beloved

[teal iris]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/rawivrdE7Ha5_/d1337Hggmpnx?invite=cr-MSxkVm8sNjkxOTg1Mzcs

What a funny fello..

What a scoundrel

What a stupid bitch

[soft coral]

lol

and this is why being a greedy fuck will bite you in the ass sooner or later

BECAUSE THAT GUY

was stacked with quest loot

stay mad

my guy thought he could outsmart a scav with a kedr

what a funny fello as canbeans said

[teal iris]

Tarkov is an addiction

Nothing feels more satisfying than shooting a scoundrel in tarkov

[sullen linden]

I dont get tagilla

if tagilla is aggrod on player scavs

why doesnt he kill normal scavs too

[soft coral]

SO TRUE

that mf should stay mad

i saw his brightass flashlight

i said hello multiple times

and he stood fucking silent the cringy rat

in dorms

I go to loot and i hear him rush

he misses most of his shots and hit like a couple

and went in the room with the barbed wire (fucking dumbass)

[teal iris]

Because he would die

[soft coral]

so i rushed and just ripped his head open with the kedr

bloody clown

[sullen linden]

The thing about tagilla that is so shit is

you cant kill him as a scav

or you get penalized

[soft coral]

Lol

then dont kill him

Run away

[sullen linden]

bro what a retarded way to think

[soft coral]

ok no need to be toxic chill

[sullen linden]

imagine you spawn in with a ledx as a scav you are on your way to the exit

[soft coral]

you realise im joking right

[sullen linden]

you get jumped by this fuck

[soft coral]

i get youre mad but

calm down

[sullen linden]

Im not mad its really bad design

[soft coral]

it is

same with shturman

[white lynx]

he can sense you

[sullen linden]

if he is aggrod on a play scav you should be able to defend yourself

[soft coral]

he can smell you

[sullen linden]

like if you kill him after he aggrod on you no penalty

[white lynx]

and so can his 7N-whatever svd rounds he uses

[sullen linden]

7n1

[white lynx]

ok

theres also 7N14, right?

[soft coral]

I think boys

I think its time for tarkov shooter part 3

time for the biggest death streak of my life

[teal iris]

I seriously need to focus on other quests besides skier

I need one power cord for farming part 2

[soft coral]

i will focus on jeager because FLECHETTE

[teal iris]

Then I'll need to go to shoreline for peacekeeper first quest

[soft coral]

the tarkov shooter part 3 actually is easiest to do with the vpo and AP rounds

instead of a mosin

[teal iris]

I wanna fucking rip you're head off you fucker I have ptsd with those guys.

[soft coral]

mp153 + flechette on factory

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

[teal iris]

Nahhh

[soft coral]

• 3 flashlights

WATCHU GON DO

[teal iris]

Saiga 12, drum mag

[soft coral]

same shit

[teal iris]

Nahhw

[soft coral]

ok 8 rounds vs like 20

[teal iris]

Difference is you get to shoot longer

Exactly

[soft coral]

whatever

or mp153 with ap-20

da

[teal iris]

Shoot longer=win

[soft coral]

hit more = win tho

[teal iris]

How can you miss with a saiga 12

IN FACTORY...

You would have to be the biggest L bozo in tarkov

[soft coral]

aha so 2 shots to the chest dont kill a pmc

grizzly to the head

bro how acurate are you man

cmon dude

mf using slugs

what is this

is he retarded?

who the fk uses slus

[teal iris]

Eh I'm somewhat accurate, I am the factory king afterall, factory is the best map imo

[soft coral]

LOL

good joke there

solid one

made me exhale through my nose

[teal iris]

Factory is a solid map

[soft coral]

it is

best?

no

[teal iris]

2nd best

[soft coral]

to what

if you say shoreline im ripping your head off

[teal iris]

Reserve

[soft coral]

literally the 2 heaviest pvp maps

bruh

[teal iris]

I'm not saying interchange

[soft coral]

interchange is not pvp heavy

not at all

people just camp

cuz theyre pussies

[teal iris]

THE HELL IT ISN'T

[soft coral]

it isn't

[white lynx]

office and d2 switch room

going near them instantly gets you drafted in whats known as

[soft coral]

^

[white lynx]

world war 3

[soft coral]

a fucking duo on facotry

LMAO

what a joke

bro what is this man

DUOS ON FACOTRY

REALLY

:DDDDDDDDDDd

[sullen linden]

When i did my usecs kill on factory yesterday

there was a four man on factory

[soft coral]

a chad and his bitchass boyfriend

keep thinking youre good guys

one day youll NOT get there

good joke tho

I still need someoone to help me with the repairs and delivery from the past

[teal iris]

Still?

[soft coral]

yes.

[teal iris]

God damn

[soft coral]

the fk you mean still

[teal iris]

I did that day one

[soft coral]

ok

i dont no life the game

to be like lv 30 on day one

[teal iris]

That's how tarkov be like

[soft coral]

come and help then if youve already done it

[white lynx]

ah yes

THE quest

[teal iris]

I've been playing the fuck outta it for the past few days

[white lynx]

that i still cant fucking get done

[soft coral]

OK THEN COME HELP

[teal iris]

I'm in fucking bed

[soft coral]

get out

[teal iris]

WHY DO YOU NEED HELP

[soft coral]

because i dont want to repeat delivery from the past cuz its cancer

[teal iris]

Just bring armor and a saiga 12 and absolutely eliminate

[soft coral]

im not that good at pvp

[teal iris]

Fair

[soft coral]

i told you i dont no life the game fam

woops forgot to heal pmc

KEK

really

a chad with an rpk

5.45 bp

[teal iris]

You should, embrace tarkov

[soft coral]

yikes man

[teal iris]

Let it consume you're soul

Become pestily

[soft coral]

alright im not doing this quest fk this shit

[teal iris]

Suffer from balding

[soft coral]

SR will drop like crazy

i will acomplish nothing pretty much

[teal iris]

Just do skier quests

[soft coral]

where you want me to find 2 flashdrives

[teal iris]

Been fuckin with him alot

Eh, factory office.

You can find them in the safe or the jackets

[soft coral]

havent been finding em at all fam

also fuck factory

[teal iris]

I guess Nikita loves me idfk

[soft coral]

you no life the game

not everyone has the time to do that

dont talk as if everyone is a pro at pvp

the fk

[teal iris]

I got the flash drives day one, didn't take me fucking 20 hrs fam.

[soft coral]

ok

[teal iris]

It's just sheer fucking luck

I guess idfk

[teal iris]

Factory does wonders G

[teal iris]

I ain't neither the fuck.

[soft coral]

no it doesnt

[white lynx]

he never mentioned what kind of wonders

[soft coral]

factory is a 120% pvp map

it fucking sucks for looting

theres barely any loot

idc dude he talks as if factory is the best map even and holy shit it fucking isn't

[teal iris]

It's great for looting

[soft coral]

its clear its meant to be a pvp map and nothing more

LMAIO

OK

OK

[teal iris]

Jackets

A few weapon crates

Safe

Hell underground you got some of the big motha fuckin crates

It's not as much loot as reserve or interchange. But there's a respectable amount of loot

Problem is, there's 4 dipshits you gotta worry about.

[warm echo]

It’s good for looting

Looting corpses that is

[teal iris]

Great scav farming

[warm echo]

Also I’ve found like 4 flash drives, just go on reserve and check knight room file cabinets

Ez pz

I’ve discovered two near invisible spots on customs to Rat, thru talking with other rats

[soft coral]

Well time for woods

1 more scav

gonna hit up scav village

[teal iris]

Woods is cancer

[soft coral]

lol

ofc it is

yea dude whatever

[teal iris]

I'll play shoreline 10 times over than woods

[soft coral]

why cuz you can't pvp on woods

[teal iris]

Actually no that's a lie

I rather play woods than shoreline

[soft coral]

?

we all would

i hate shoreline aswell

[teal iris]

I realize shoreline is worse

[soft coral]

mainly cuz of the quests

[teal iris]

What PvP

All I know is a magic bullet goes to your skull

[soft coral]

yeyyy more crashing fuck yes

[teal iris]

And you don't know where it comes from :3

[soft coral]

OK

:3

you're weird

lol

no offensive

[teal iris]

Dude it's 4 in the morning, you think I'm being 100 percent serious?

[soft coral]

how am i supposed to know what hour it is for you

eh

[warm echo]

The married couple are fighting

[teal iris]

There's only one time zone

[soft coral]

abusive relationship

[teal iris]

:]

[soft coral]

it do be like that

Well get along

we both hate shoreline

[teal iris]

The fact I must go to shoreline to do quests tomorrow makes me wanna die.

[soft coral]

ah ye

got 2 players and 0 scavs then i head top of the head instantly as soon as i stop

yeyeyeyeye youre very good sitting under sniper rock completely still

yeyeyeyeyeyey

ofc ofc

my bad

I completely forget that people in this game are just complete idiots and dont know how to wasd

right

mb

its fucking crazy dude

the guy didnt even move

a fucking inch

and head tapped me while i was moving left and right like alright

so cringe man

so i get 2pmcs near village who didn't move

[soft coral]

just let me do my quest people AAAAAAAAAAA

the fk is with people on customs

its so cancer

fucking 7.62x54 SNB MAN

LIKE REALLY

just fuck off go use that shit on labs you tryhards

im down to 42% survival rate because i cant do any fucking quest without
1: getting 1 tapped from some kid who doesnt know how to WASD
2: getting 2/3 manned
3: some chad with m80 or some shit
4 the game crashing

this wipe is fucking horrible man

im out

shits unplayable

guy ate half a mag of PP's and didnt flinch

hahahahahahahahaahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

and ofc none of you want to help me

legit nobody

thx

everyone is fucking playing in 3/4/5/6 A MILLION man teams and im forced out here to fucking suffer

amazing

cant even complete the easiest quests in the game

[unborn thistle]

@glacial stag you were right about things being same

[sullen linden]

Do you guys know wether you can drop an empty docs case in raid?

[soft coral]

you can i think

[white lynx]

@soft coral u here?

[soft coral]

yes

pissed at the game but here

at this point its just constant dying and im achieving nothing

gonna try to put atleast one toolset

even if i drop down to like 20% sr

aha a run throuygh

why yes ofc

fucking trash

haahha run through hahahaah

i looted half the map but run through

HAHAHAHAHA

YES

:D

[white lynx]

ok sorry im back

i was just making sure i dont die from too much heat

its like 30 degrees in the house

i cant live like this

im on my fucking knees

[unborn thistle]

Why are you on your knees

[white lynx]

because this heat is murdering me

my legs are too weak for the heat

[unborn thistle]

You know what strengthens legs

[glacial stag]

Hes sucking down on some popscicles, my dude

[white lynx]

vitamin D and calcium?

[soft coral]

need to stash iskra in zb016

[unborn thistle]

[soft coral]

how does one get the dorms quests done at this point in the game

[white lynx]

water?

[soft coral]

its practically impossible

[white lynx]

which one

[soft coral]

iskra

[white lynx]

oh

[soft coral]

gonna get one from interchange and then go woods to stash it

[unborn thistle]

[soft coral]

ill stash the others when i get zb1014

[white lynx]

ok i think my body temp dropped a bit

oh my kiajs;dnhnkjlidaipuhaidpuhbiupadi2hiupipu2dj

i legit cant live in this heat

im gonna die this summer

cause of death: melted

[unborn thistle]

[white lynx]

im legit gonna strap like 100 gel ice packs or whatever theyre called

on my body

[soft coral]

well then

[white lynx]

my mans sending pics on discord while looting an airdrop

[soft coral]

ye?

[white lynx]

get the hell out of there

[soft coral]

theres nobody

[white lynx]

ok then

make sure tho

every single time i loot something and tab out

i die in a second

[unborn thistle]

Someone gonna juan tap you and you gonna complain for 20 mins

Move

[soft coral]

rip tank batery

there i extracted

thats 2 ofz shells

thats sad

go woods? @white lynx

[white lynx]

scavs or loot?

[soft coral]

i mean

my other quests are on customs

and we all know how customs is

and you with your low money

[white lynx]

but we can go customs too

or reserve

or factory

[soft coral]

what are we gonna do on factory

pistol kills

mosin kills?

[white lynx]

pistol

but not rn cuz i already have a kit on

and no space in my stash to take it off

[soft coral]

kek

problem is you have no money so yeah

its like whatever we run we have to atleast survive

[white lynx]

ok sure lets play

just need to restart my discord first

[soft coral]

aight

i need to get mosin kills hopefully

why does it say found in raid or crafted and then it gives me grach pistol

you cant even craft it

[white lynx]

@soft coral vc

[white lynx]

drip or drown

[soft coral]

tldr he died

[glacial stag]

Wait whats that rig

Alpha?

[white lynx]

YES

sorry ca[ps

[glacial stag]

Ah alr

Just looked gigaslim on you

[soft coral]

me and @white lynx killed a bloody car extract camper on woods

funny fellow that guy

total moron

dripman

@white lynx do you have a second mp5 50 rounder by any chance?

[white lynx]

no

just 1

[soft coral]

yikers

[warm echo]

Where was he shooting from ?

The sides leading to the car ?

[white lynx]

yes

where the water is

[warm echo]

Gotcha

[soft coral]

he was on the side of the next to the gar in the trees

like right next to it

sitting crouched

we killed his boyfriend running in the middle of the field and then executed him

deserved

[white lynx]

he experienced live execution by tcw sp

[warm echo]

ECng the car is kinda eh, you need a longer ranged gun, the spot is too open

Unless you get a lucky nade when they crouch behind the metal slat

[soft coral]

idk dude fucking deserved for that guy

[warm echo]

shes the tried and true ol reliable

all i really need is a junked scavdar and a EWR to trade for the rail

i have an even cheaper red dot version when i dont got the rail

[soft coral]

WITH THE PILAD

I love it

true rat weapon

[warm echo]

Almost becomes a poor man’s dmr haha

Love it

[soft coral]

I JUST CLUTCHED SO HARD with @white lynx

he completed his shootout picnic quest and we had 0 energy both

so we started going for extract

and THE STASHES CAME IN CLUTCH

THE KNAWLEDGE

i got him some tushonka and i got myself tushonka aswell with juice

[warm echo]

Hunchback of Ratordome

[soft coral]

nothing feels better than somenoe chasing you and you go rat mode and dont move and then 1 tap them with a single bullet

trying to do tarkov shooter part 3 surely is fun

(not)

[civic cradle]

I wanna get into tarkov but the quest grind is just not it

[warm echo]

truth

play with friends and goon around

[soft coral]

dont play tarkov

fuckign dont

[warm echo]

treat this game how one treats league

dont play alone

[civic cradle]

I'll play arena mode

[warm echo]

play with friends

[soft coral]

died behind the wall of gate 3 by a super performance HP slug

apparently

to the head

idk how but i died

apparently SP slugs can go through that metal

sure

makes sense yeah

i spawn and theres 0 people around me to try to kill and then i get donked in the head by a guy on catwalk

i will not be doing this quest

illl do it when i get .366 ap

[crystal musk]

factory: attack of the timmies

[white lynx]

@soft coral im touching grass

im outside rn

tarkov player touching grass?

impossible

@crystal musk ill ask you again

play together sometime?

[crystal musk]

im more of solo goyim

[white lynx]

i want the loot u keep getting tho...

this doesnt happen to me

i want success

that isnt successfully getting a bullet to the brain

[soft coral]

hes a solo tryhard

[crystal musk]

it's all about that mentality of wanting to get better at the game

= get more loot

[soft coral]

cant get better if youre constantly dying

[crystal musk]

yeah you can

shadowplay your death

what went wrong

learn from mistakes

[soft coral]

mistakes as every tarko player will say is skill issue

[crystal musk]

nop

[soft coral]

i die cuz even tho i react in time i get tapped as soon as i stop to shoot

a pmc just ate 2 i repeat TWO

lps to the face

[crystal musk]

bingchilling

[soft coral]

by face i mean torax

2 meters away

[white lynx]

like see how are u doing this

[soft coral]

and just walked it off

[white lynx]

ur too good i guess

[soft coral]

tryharding

[white lynx]

and also u got EoD innit?

kinda hard to do that stuff when ur on standard

[crystal musk]

im on standard

alpha container

[white lynx]

how

theres no way

teach me the ways

i will pay

[glacial stag]

Standard users ->

[white lynx]

i kinda wanna buy EoD

[glacial stag]

Sense of progression go hard with stash and prison pocket upgrades

[white lynx]

i have the money but i just dont know if my dad will break my bones or not

[glacial stag]

You do you but ill never buy eod

[crystal musk]

2expensive

lul

[glacial stag]

Takes off a certain sense of struggle and progression from the game

[soft coral]

LPS gzh pens anything up to tier 4

so why do people just eat shots like crazy and dont drop DEAD

[glacial stag]

Idk maybe for someone living in eastern europe kek

[soft coral]

no way i hit the arms or some shit every time

[glacial stag]

You always hit arms or some shit

[soft coral]

i dont because i just hit a guy 2 times point fucking blank in the thorax and he walked it off and shot me with hisgrach

because yes

cant even do tarkov shooter

cuz ammo dont work

and you cant HS people cuz people move at like 300km/h

haha fun

just instant peeking turbo speed like alright

tarkov shooter most fun quest in game

yeah people just eat LPS and dont budge

awesome stuff

truly amazing

and i cant peek against people cuz instant head tap

cuz peekers advantage does not exist in this game

ive not killed a single pmc so far

and ive done about what 10 factory raids

and you need 3 on top of all that

AND UNDER 25 METERS ON TOP OF ALL THAT

[warm echo]

Watching your vods is a definite way to self improve

[soft coral]

yeah i will definitely improve from a 3 minute run on factory

flawless logic

[crystal musk]

1. don't use mosin, if it's for a quest do that quest later when you're bingchilling rich

2. don't play factory with bolties

[teal iris]

thats fucking great

[soft coral]

TARKOV SHOOTER PART 3

WDYMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm

[white lynx]

@crystal musk teach me the ways of making gear pls

[soft coral]

are you unironically JOKING

[teal iris]

you need eod at some point big man

[white lynx]

and banking like u do

[teal iris]

not required by eod takes the load off

[white lynx]

i swear ur either too good or meeting actual buffoons in raids

[teal iris]

but*

[soft coral]

dont use bolties

OK THEN

[crystal musk]

i still didn't do that one because it's just gonna grind through your money @soft coral

when i have like a few mil ill do it

lmao

[white lynx]

he has 2.1 mil

somehow

im still over here at 400k after buying a junkbox

[glacial stag]

Lmao ye it would be nice to just get free rep on all traders especially from pk and jaeger

But sense of progression and all

[teal iris]

id say if you're going to buy eod that means you'll be playing the shit outta tarkov years to come

i got eod when i had 120 hours in and now i got 1700

[glacial stag]

Got around 600 hours rn

With good luck will hit 1k this wipe. Depends on how dry it is

But ye eod seems enticing bcs of arena and dlcs

[white lynx]

i got like 80 hours from this wipe so far

[glacial stag]

The grind is on

[white lynx]

and i barely play anything else

so...

[teal iris]

yeah.. i stopped playing stalker gamma after the wipe hit

[warm echo]

Same

[teal iris]

no offense to grok, but tarkov got me addicted

[white lynx]

same

[glacial stag]

Well ye if i play something nowadays its tarkov or stalker gamma

[white lynx]

jinxy from this server made me enjoy tarkov again

now i cant escape it

[glacial stag]

I did buy yakuza kiwami so need to play through that too

[warm echo]

Eod is if you really enjoy the game and know you’ll keep playing it

If you can afford it ofc

[teal iris]

i got left behind edition originally

it was 80 bucks

then 120 hours later i wanted eod

[white lynx]

i can easily afford it, its just that i make purchases like this with my pa's permission

and thats where the problem comes in

[glacial stag]

Speaking like a real southern american with all that pa talk

[warm echo]

Yee to the haw

[glacial stag]

Pardner

[white lynx]

im balkanoid, idk why i use all sorts of words

[warm echo]

Get a part time job and work for it then

[white lynx]

i use innit from time to time too

[teal iris]

im hispanic and i use I cant be asked or fam or bruv.

[glacial stag]

https://tenor.com/view/my-man-together-smile-gif-20682410

Globalisation my brother

[white lynx]

i also sometimes switch language

[teal iris]

we all are british in the inside.

[white lynx]

like i talk in english but then i rage in serbian

[glacial stag]

Ah serbian kek

[white lynx]

or switch to a british accent

[glacial stag]

I only know a few swear words in it

[white lynx]

im not even serbian is the thing

[crystal musk]

factory shotgun campers are a different breed

[white lynx]

i just randomly switch

[teal iris]

JUST LIKE HOW TARKOV THERES A RUSSIAN SPEAKING ENGLISH AND SOMETIMES SPEAKS RUSSIAN WOAHHHHHHHHHHH YOU'RE LIKE THE GUY FROM TARKOV THAS CRAZY

[glacial stag]

Yeye

[glacial stag]

HES JUST LIKE HIM FR

[teal iris]

TRUEEEE

[glacial stag]

!!!

[teal iris]

FR FR!

[white lynx]

ucuti

[glacial stag]

ITS LIKE I GET WHAT YOU MEAN WITH THAT STATEMENT

ON GOD

[white lynx]

but i do this on a regular

[teal iris]

they are funny fellos

fucking morons

quite scoundrels

[glacial stag]

My brother holy shit that ak

Cant you find a bastion somewhere

[warm echo]

Sorta wish you could choose to revert your account to basic stance at the beginning of the wipe if you wanted to feel that grind again without buying another account

[teal iris]

were in early wipe, but ive seen some folks with some BEEFY gunsd

[warm echo]

Guess it’d be too hard tho I assume

[teal iris]

everyone has it least one fully juiced gun in their stash right now

[crystal musk]

no factory i dont really need the zoom, id rather see more around me then just the scope @glacial stag

[teal iris]

I have two that i refuse to pull out

[warm echo]

Have a fully kitted SCar rn and I’ll never touch it

[teal iris]

lmfao

[teal iris]

I have a juiced sr 25 with m993 that i only used in one woods raid

[warm echo]

Amen

[glacial stag]

You do you, sometimes i prefer the sight to be more forward but more visual recoil and bastion gives -2% recoil too. But i mean you know this

[soft coral]

well

at this point

[warm echo]

Just have it on the trophy wall back at the base to look at

[soft coral]

customs it is

[glacial stag]

Yeah expect me

[crystal musk]

• hipfire kinda wins

sometimes i rightclick inbetween

[glacial stag]

Hipfire chad alright

[teal iris]

dont worry there will be a retarded dude with meta shit that you'll be able to kill

[white lynx]

mdr

thats it

[teal iris]

for some reason, theres alot of meat heads in tarkov

[soft coral]

i wish i could do operation aquarius and be done with it man

[teal iris]

that dont match their skill and their gear

its quite funny

what scoundrels

[white lynx]

we can go for it brudda

we are a duo

i alr did it so idc

[warm echo]

Hipfire is meta for cqc

[white lynx]

im on customs for smthn se