#đź’Łtarkov-released

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soft coral
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the fk are you still doing here

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JUST LEAVE

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for gods sake

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like you're not even gaining anything you're shooting scavs with like the shittiest loot in the game

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???????????

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anyway

soft coral
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yeah that's pretty much my mindset rn

soft coral
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so , for anything over 150 meters .366 starts to drop a lot

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for anything under that

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which is most encounters in the game

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theoretically this ammo is insanely good if used with the carbine VPO

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the one that looks like an AK

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the bolt action is fine but the AK one is nasty

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I'll try out some builds with it and see how it handles

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42 pen with like 80 damage per shot is insane

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and it can pen class 5 with a few hits

warm echo
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one heavy bullet

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kick back kinda hard as expected

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but holding the mouse down then up universally works to mitigate it

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same with loading a recoil reduction bullet in the mag last as well

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food for thought

stark torrent
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cheap rogue hunter lets go

stark torrent
warm echo
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xpmaker

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haymaker

unborn thistle
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Fuckin boomers

soft coral
soft coral
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constructing bitcoin farm , upgrading intelligence level , constructing scav case , booze generator

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making progress

soft coral
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Thinking of finishing most of my reserve tasks today , such as RB-ST(yes I will buy the key) and the bunker part 2

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and the other one for peacekeeper

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interesting how raiders always speak english

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like wtf

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legit strategy is to go at night and instantly in the bunker , turn the power on and hope that they spawn , kill em , get geared to shit and just dip out

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I just did that with a scav but accidentally shot a scav who blasted me in the face

stark torrent
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and he is fucking cracked

soft coral
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is there now

soft coral
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I'm gonna start going into raids with nothing

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legit nothing

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but only a injector for endurance

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run in , do the quest , and get the fk out

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this is stupid

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legit wasting money on quests that don't even give good money

warm echo
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Your beginning to realize that most quest are money and time sinks

muted sinew
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Fellas, on a scale from 1-10, how casual is this game? 1 is Farming Simulator 2022 and 10 is LoL GM Ranked

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It seems incredibly intriguing, but it seems very try-hard, too.

soft coral
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wholesome story time

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I was under the bishop building and got lost

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I heard someone walk in and talked to him

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I'm like I won't shoot you and you don't shoot me

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we agreed

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then he showed me the way and I dipped out and extracted

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what a nice guy

soft coral
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its 120/10

glacial stag
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you dont play tarkov. It plays you

muted sinew
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Aight, thanks fellas, I get the gist kekcry

soft coral
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basically

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if you're willing to descent into madness while trying to learn tarkov

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and complete quests and do pvp shit

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and loose your sanity over time

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then this game is for you

muted sinew
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Coop possible?

soft coral
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you can play in a group

muted sinew
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Pog

muted sinew
soft coral
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but that's baby sitting each other

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real hardcore mfs play solo

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and wipe out the entire raid

muted sinew
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Well, I aint hardcore kekfacepalm

soft coral
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neither am I

muted sinew
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I just see yall typing in here all the time and it seems like a cool game

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I played Hunt Showdown before, so I was intrigued

glacial stag
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league of legends seems like a cool game before one actually gets into it

warm echo
soft coral
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bunker part 2

warm echo
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Nice

soft coral
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ran in with the best possible setup for reserve

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the one , the only

warm echo
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At night right?

soft coral
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ofc

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always

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no flashlight btw

warm echo
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Yup

soft coral
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I memorised the route

warm echo
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Don’t ever bring flashlights lmao

soft coral
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you can traverse the maps without one

warm echo
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Walking headshot

soft coral
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its fine

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I'm glad this guy let me go

glacial stag
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ditch the paca and get a mosin. Roleplay as a scared soviet soldier

soft coral
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suffering from ptsd

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he's back in the trenches

glacial stag
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"i dont know where i am or when i am"
"all i know is i must kill"

soft coral
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"or who I am"

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bro the airdrop plane is so fucking loud

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when that thing is traveling over you legit cannot hear ANYTHING

glacial stag
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fr fr

soft coral
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a great way to mask footsteps actually

glacial stag
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most of the time when im playing interchange half awake and i approach the burning pyre i always thing its an airdrop

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psychosis moment

soft coral
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you know you've become a tarkov player when you start seeing Silhouette and figures when playing a map

glacial stag
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what if i see those irl?

warm echo
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Bring out the ol boom stick from the closet

soft coral
glacial stag
soft coral
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man...jeager quests bro

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he gives the most specific tasks that require you to do things in situations that are so rare

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and then he has quests such as "lol go to reserve and find the food storage"

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and the quest is literally completed

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???????

warm echo
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Duality of man

soft coral
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duality of jeager

unborn thistle
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Dude is just alone

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Craves attention

soft coral
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and he gets attention by sending you on mission to kill yourself almost

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DA

soft coral
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alright time to do chemistry closet once and for all

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such a simple quest and I've been delaying it for so long

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I literally need to get it , unlock the door , step out and even if I die I would've completed it cuz I already extracted a million times from shoreline

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even bought one meldonin to run there quicker

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I died.

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probably from some cunt running thermal

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because why wouldn't you

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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m62 tracer to the head flat

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HAHAHAHA

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what a joke

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I hope that bullet you wasted was worth it

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Literally all I had on me was some shitty pp19

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what a joker

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man I love it

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aight , again

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nothing but a glock and one meldonin

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and ofc the shitty UN armor to protect me from the m62 tracers :D

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yeah/

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I DIED AGAIN AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

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because I THOUGHT ITS THE EAST FUCKING WING

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BECAUSE THE QUEST DOESN"T TELL YOU

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AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

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I got mauled by a cultist

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......

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how fun

unborn thistle
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More like cuntist

soft coral
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died a 3rd time

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shit spawn again

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from a scav because I didn't bring armor

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and I couldn't see him

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would be cool if I actually got a....you know

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good spawn

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instead of the farthest away ones game

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like thanks in advance

warm echo
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Hehe local pmc stabbed by a rusty knife by local cultist

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That’s why you research the quest beforehand lads

unborn thistle
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Its either that or licking a battery in dayz

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Funny

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"my mouth feels funny"

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Why did they removed the first person messages i wonder, i know the engine changed but still

soft coral
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ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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I did it

soft coral
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I didn't get stabbed

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I got shot

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but I did it

unborn thistle
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Chad ivan did it again

soft coral
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I completed this retarded ass quest

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fuck this shit

warm echo
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Stabbed by a rusty knife gun

soft coral
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shut up.....

unborn thistle
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Get stabbed by 9mil rip

warm echo
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Such is life for the woodskov

unborn thistle
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Rip ammos are literally ranged stabby

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Bleed like a fountain

soft coral
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now onto do a more....simple quest

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get a sample of the blood from the van on woods

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that one is simple

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plus I get to kill scavs for my sniper skill for jeager

warm echo
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Home territory

soft coral
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man fuck shoreline

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this map is atrocious

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its SO BAD

unborn thistle
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Sussy bussy quests

soft coral
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I legit hate how bad this map is

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Like actually bad

warm echo
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CMped at tunnel baby

soft coral
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no?

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I've never been camped at tunnel

warm echo
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Damn you been living it good

soft coral
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I did it

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because one of the scavs was stuck running at the wall

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so I rushed passed him

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ok let's relax a bit and do some scav runs

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maybe go reserve and TRY to potentially farm gear

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from the raiders

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tbh the raiders are like the weaker version of the geared guys on labs

soft coral
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go reserve as scav
spawn with iridium
PepeHappy

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actually its not that expensive

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wtf

austere mango
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50k on flea i think

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its a single slot in inventory so i guess its not that bad

stark torrent
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kekw scav run lighthouse nerfed

soft coral
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its technically worth it cuz 50k per slot is nice

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but

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soft coral
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I expected it to be a bit more

soft coral
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in the rogue base?

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were they all killed?

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wtf

stark torrent
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pfff not even

soft coral
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where then

stark torrent
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from the fishing village and stashes

soft coral
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caches don't change per map do they?

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no way they do

stark torrent
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no, they have the same loot spawns technically

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on every map

soft coral
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ye

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fishing village?

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there's 2 villages

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which one

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the destroyed one or the other one

stark torrent
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the one near the lighthouse

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the destroyed one is old village

soft coral
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ye ye

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where hermit is fucking piece of shi-

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idk I've not learned the lighthouse caches

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cuz mapgenie doesn't have it

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you need to be a premium user

stark torrent
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u should, they are one of the easiest

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they are in a straight line to the extract

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so easy

soft coral
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woods ones are super easy

stark torrent
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here are the ones i usually hit , depends where i spawn

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at least 4-5 stashes can be hit in one run

soft coral
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that isn't a straight line

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more like a circle

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kek

stark torrent
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it is depends where u spawn

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cause u go to the extract

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so if i spawn at landing stage, i go in a line techincally to the extract

soft coral
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I know only one of those

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KEK

stark torrent
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thats what, 5 stashes ez

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in less than 5 mins

soft coral
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5 mins?

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how fast do you traverse that big ass map

warm echo
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Honestly I love shoreline

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It’s a map for all play styles

soft coral
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no you fucking don't

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fuck shoreline

warm echo
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Boo woods

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Yay shoreline

soft coral
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its gay

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resort gay

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everything else is fine

glacial stag
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Just get hillside house key. Pisschillings on lighthouse

warm echo
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I just rat around the map then loop around to see if there are any pickings in resort

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Ezpz

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Stache ping pong

glacial stag
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You really do deserve your name

warm echo
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Or I rat and camp a stache for other rats

glacial stag
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Glad to see one of my kind prosper in the game

warm echo
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One rat to rule them all

stark torrent
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merin on the other hand, yesterday gave me 4 items, btc , veritas , melodonin and vpx

soft coral
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well if he's gonna rat around and loot everything in the houses and staches then sure

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otherwise fuck shoreline

stark torrent
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rate my rogue hunter

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cheap

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efficient

glacial stag
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So lighthouse rat runs it is for me ig

glacial stag
soft coral
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ledy plays like a guy who's played for like 5 wipes

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something is not right

stark torrent
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ngl , i had a very good 1st experience with tarkov

soft coral
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you got carried probably

warm echo
stark torrent
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rip life tho

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gotta touch grass soon

warm echo
soft coral
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nah dont

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make it to 1k

stark torrent
soft coral
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well there you go

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carried

warm echo
soft coral
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weakling

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only solo

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never in a group

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terrible

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report

stark torrent
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having fun beats everything

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and i have fun with my group

soft coral
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suffering in tarkov beats everything

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you're not playing the game properly as nikita would say idk

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I'm just meme-ing

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but you did get carried tho

stark torrent
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50/50

soft coral
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its still something

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I don't mean it in a bad way

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it does help learning a lot

stark torrent
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i learnt alot by myself , cause when ppl carry you, they dont explain shit to u , they just do shit for u technically

soft coral
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I chose to suffer and become a chad on my own

warm echo
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Duno man getting dorky on dorms with the bois sure does beat malding over a bad spawn

stark torrent
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yeah , thats a good way imo

stark torrent
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i chose to be the 4 man

soft coral
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that's just my mentality tho

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warm echo
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Amen brother man

soft coral
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I think I'm gonna suffer more when playing a lone but ultimately learn the game more

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instead of getting babysat , get me?

stark torrent
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some quests tho are much easier with a group

soft coral
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No shit

stark torrent
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and u gotta remember, the game was kinda made to be played like a squad

soft coral
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I don't play it like that

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and I probably won't

stark torrent
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unless u are landmark or pestily or whatever

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then u dont give 2 shits

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u kill entire servers

soft coral
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pestily or shroud

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imagine those 2 in a duo

stark torrent
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they had a duo on labs 2 wipes ago , wiped it clean in 15 mins i think

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they went hatchet runs even

soft coral
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well they have been since day 1

stark torrent
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killed 2 raiders, got their guns, killed the rest of the lobby

soft coral
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so obv they're gonna be gods

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I'll start doing more and more reserve runs

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and pray to god nobody switches on the power

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so then I can wipe the raiders and get out

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or them wiping me out

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damn no raiders

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power already was on

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fuck

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aahh yes

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a labs keycard and 2 sj6's

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where else can raiders spawn on reserve?

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I think the scav boss is here

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ah yes....player scavs killing me

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ofc

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could've been a pmc too but the name wasn't a player name

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how lovely

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legit encounter no raiders and no nothing

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and then randomly get killed by a player scav

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because of reasons

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like ok

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you got my aks74U

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👏 👏 👏 👏

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SUCH LOOT

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OMG

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HE GOT SO MUCH LOOT OUT OF THAT KILL

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omg I can't believe how good he is at being a piece of trash

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he's too good

warm echo
soft coral
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đź–•

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xp my motherfucking hairy ass

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bullshit

austere mango
warm echo
glacial stag
soft coral
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look I hate it ok

warm echo
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Damn right if I’m fully kitted out I sure as hell will kill a Hatchet

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Gimme my xp

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You rat

soft coral
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play scav btw

glacial stag
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"Experience my motherfucking hairy ass"

warm echo
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Stange experience

soft coral
austere mango
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seriously ivan calm down with that shit

glacial stag
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Let us have our bread and games cat

austere mango
soft coral
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let me keep the chat active

austere mango
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FeelsBanMan you dont need to keep saying angry shit about a shitty game while flooding the shitty channel all shitty day

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how does that sound

soft coral
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xd

warm echo
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It’s his copium , man’s gota vent

soft coral
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half the time I describe my raids , half the time I describe shitty situations

austere mango
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i am sorry the flood is getting kinda annoying

soft coral
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sure sure whatver

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sorry I guess

austere mango
soft coral
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I never said the game is bad lmao

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I like the game

austere mango
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i can scroll up potato

soft coral
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I'm saying situations that happen are bullshit , such as specific quests being annoying and shit

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I didn't say the game is bad

austere mango
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verynice okay

soft coral
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whatever , believe what you want

austere mango
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i am not telling you to stop, this is still your channel yup

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just had to say

austere mango
soft coral
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rename it please

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❤️

austere mango
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i dont have perms sadly

soft coral
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unfortunate

warm echo
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Rename it Tarkov Backwoods

austere mango
warm echo
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hidden boss is Woodskov on this map

glacial stag
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time to put the same server selection as woodskov and hunt him down bigsus

austere mango
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yup he drops rare loot

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no one has ever seen before

soft coral
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sure keep making fun

austere mango
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we are not making fun of you breh

soft coral
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ok cat

austere mango
warm echo
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the classic clip

stark torrent
soft coral
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fun fact

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there is a stash near the crashed plane on woods

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next to a tilted tree

soft coral
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PMC: How many times will you make me go shoreline to do tasks there
Peacekeeper: DA

unborn thistle
soft coral
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ayyyy peacekeepr task done

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died once unfortunately

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did it on the 2nd try

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I'll start doing peackeeper quests so I can get him to level 3

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and barter an RSAS at least

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and do gunsmith

soft coral
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uhhhhhh

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do I do reserve

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or do I do shoreline

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super big map where players tend to camp and resort is cancer

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or super PVP oriented map where raiders will shred you

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which one will be less annoying

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⚖️

glacial stag
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Less annoying? Shoreline imo

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Atleast there are pretty good extracts there

soft coral
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also

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is there a way to buy igolnik?

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or only crafting

glacial stag
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Only crafting iirc

glacial stag
soft coral
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wow

soft coral
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crafting too?

glacial stag
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7n40 is only founded in raid

soft coral
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wow

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plz tell me I can buy BS

glacial stag
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You can trade for it

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Also do check the wiki for these things

soft coral
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I DO

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this is all it says

glacial stag
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If you cant see that a trader sells it then it isnt sold

stark torrent
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event on tarkov

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Raiders spawn on Factory now cause they want to capture Tagilla

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But Tagilla was warned by Killa and now they are both on Interchange

glacial stag
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Yeah i was wondering what the letter meant

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Thanks for the info

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The letter btw

muted sinew
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Damn, didnt know Sid exchanges cigarretes and energy drink for ammo boxes lol

soft coral
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he does

soft coral
glacial stag
soft coral
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time to farm some raiders then bigsus

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also

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when you get shot by someone

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sometimes the name is gray and sometimes orange

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what does it mean?

glacial stag
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Orange and a crown next to their name means that they have bought eod aka the most expensive version of the game

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Grey ones are plebs like you and me

soft coral
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bruh

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kek

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eod aka tarkov but easy mode

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legit game holding your hand

warm echo
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The rich rats rule over the poor rats

soft coral
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da

warm echo
soft coral
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yep....

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raiders spawned on factory allright

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and ofc as per tradition

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there was a player in the raid when there were 5 minutes left

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yes ofc

warm echo
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I love how random Ai scavs are attracted to the airdrop box like moths

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Great meat bags for swarming pmcs

soft coral
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fuck airdrops

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not gonna go for one every again

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cuz player scavs just murder everyone

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cuz they're pussies

teal iris
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gotta understand, the airdrops drop fat loot

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and will kill anyone at all costs.

soft coral
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sure

glacial stag
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Tbf they did nerf the air drop loot

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Still wishing to find another rsass from those mfs

teal iris
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i got a airdrop a few weeks ago, got a rssas,mutant,attack 2

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in one.

soft coral
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cool flex I guess

teal iris
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its not a flex

soft coral
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sounds like one to me

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"tHe OTheER DaY I goT ThiS an D thAt"

glacial stag
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Not really a flex

glacial stag
austere mango
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its not a flex

glacial stag
unborn thistle
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Sussy ivan

warm echo
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I was rolling with 2 bros in a group on that reserve raid then the case landed. Fuckin every other goon in the area converged with us and we fuxking swarmed the singles giga kitted chad

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He didn’t have enough bullets to tide the wall of flesh

soft coral
glacial stag
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Bread and circuses

unborn thistle
soft coral
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they have like 3 mags at most

warm echo
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Goon army

austere mango
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okay

glacial stag
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Bro looting a airdrop on reserve late into the match feels like the og doom cover art

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So many scavs

warm echo
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It’s amazing

glacial stag
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It is

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But not for the loot kekw

warm echo
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Dunno I got some fat loot from it

unborn thistle
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The oppachkie strikes back

warm echo
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Be cause I then killed the other rats

soft coral
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I bought rb-st btw

warm echo
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Only one rat wins today

glacial stag
unborn thistle
warm echo
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We agreed to share the loot

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Sadly I had the biggest drum mag

glacial stag
unborn thistle
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Ssdly kekw

glacial stag
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Ah man the new ssd dropped nice

warm echo
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One thicc rat waddled away that day

unborn thistle
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How much ssdd makes now in flea?

glacial stag
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Idk i just always sell them to peacekeeper

unborn thistle
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Yeah, me and my chonker fingers not really getting along with the phone soz

glacial stag
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Mf gobbles those up

soft coral
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mechanic task be like: go buy a key for 1.5 mil and then I'll give you 2 ES lamps and 2 UV lamps in return , fair deal ye?

stark torrent
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Factory us new labs

soft coral
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not gonna be going factory as a scav anytime soon

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kek

glacial stag
stark torrent
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I shot one in the head with a kedr , he turned and beamed me with m61 ammo , guy had altyn didnt give 2 shits

soft coral
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you mean a DB and flechettes bigsus

stark torrent
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On the other hand , if u guys have impact nades

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Now is the time bigsus

soft coral
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I don't have those

stark torrent
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Prapot lvl4 barters them i think

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For bug spray

soft coral
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bruh no

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fuck barter trades

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half the barter trades in the game I feel like the items are way harder to get than what you recieve in return

stark torrent
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Not at all, some are too good

soft coral
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the BS 30 round box for 2 hot rods and 2 malboro is good tho

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I like it

stark torrent
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Like 4 green shampoos for a green regen stim

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Thats ez

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Green stim is 100k , shampoo can be crafted for 25k

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And u craft 2 at a time , so its 50k for 100k stim

soft coral
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if I buy the hotrods and malboro

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its 40k for a box of 30BS

stark torrent
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Which is basically a propital on steroids

soft coral
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and we're talking BS here

teal iris
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you see anyone going for the airdrop? you drop em.

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no questions asked.

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that friendly friendly scav bullshit goes out the window when alot of money and opportunity is in the table.

stark torrent
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True

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It is how it goes

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Good loot is worth losing karma

soft coral
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OMG THE FACTORY RAIDERS
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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got shot by a player scav and my insticts was to shoot back

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cuz he continued to shoot but I dropped him

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and THEN I LOOSE REP FOR THAT

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like thats not a balanced system someone can kill me or instinctively start shooting and when I shoot back cuz I think they want to kill me

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I'm the bad one apparently in terms of game logic

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like fuck off that's just retarded

teal iris
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karma means fuck all I say.

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i'll be nice to folks when they are worth it.

soft coral
#

time to mark 2 more LAVS on reserve

teal iris
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but if i have good gear or a good opportunity... im dropping that fucker dead.

soft coral
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and check RB-st potentially

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and dip out

unborn thistle
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Just go kill fence, no karma problems bigbrain

soft coral
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I wish

teal iris
unborn thistle
#

Scav bosses watch the homeboy like weather update whether to attack a player or not

teal iris
#

ive killed multiple bosses using scavs man

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its great.

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I feel like karma is just a sad little gimmeck, it was cool day one because everyone wanted to try it out n all, but at the end it didnt matter. people still kill ya

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same with voip day one alot of people used it and now its kinda rare to find someone that is willing to talk before shootin.

unborn thistle
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It's still an option and bsg likes to punish with updates so we'll see

soft coral
#

ah yes

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go night time reserve

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die near the sewer manhole

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from a scav

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there were like 4 scavs there

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THE FK?

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they were guards

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856a1

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no normal scavs shoots those bullets

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100% boss guards

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fucking aaaaaaa

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I love peacekeeper quests (not)

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oh I just realised I forgot to mark the 2 LAVS inside the RB-ST and the room next to it

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lmao

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god damn reserve is such a meatgrinder at times cuz its such a small map

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relatively speaking small that is

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ok marked all the retarded things

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and I died so now I'll probably have to extract right you fucking stupid quests

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at least I only had some USP with me nothing major lost

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ah , I forgot to locate the t-90 tank

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interesting

warm echo
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Killing bosses does a little more but yea I still feel it’s worth it

soft coral
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so if I want to escape a raid on reserve with a backpack I absolutely have to go d-2

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bruh

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alright I'm thinking of going nighttime reserve once more

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activating the d-2 power , getting the package and dipping out

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that's the plan in theory

soft coral
#

AND i dIED

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not suprised

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got the shit rb-st spawn

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how am I even meant to get close to d-2 without dying instantly

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2 stacked chads in the tunnels coming out of white pawn

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like just stupid shit all together

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aight enough reserve , time to hit shoreline and find the missing informant for my boy peacekeeper

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and hopefully not die

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reserve is just cancer unless you get a insanely good spawn for the bunker underground area

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like , you get a remotely bad spawn

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you just don't set foot down there

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you'll get mauled instantly by stacked 3/4 man groups

unborn thistle
#

Ivan the terrible about spawns

soft coral
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I ran straight to d-2

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and now I'll hope someone turns the power on eventually

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I heard a lot of shooting at black pawn

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as usual

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running anywhere near the helicopter landing pad will me killed

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let alone going under there

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its a cheap tactic

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but someone maybe eventually will restore it

soft coral
#

yes

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I got it

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someone turned the power on

austere mango
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oh wow i thought you would sit there for the rest of the raid

soft coral
#

I did

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technically I would've sat there

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for aslong as it took me

austere mango
#

wow

soft coral
#

duyde

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DUDE

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we're like

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mid wipe or something

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I'm lv32 soon 33

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like everyone is geared to shit

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what exactly do you want me to do

austere mango
#

no i mean just the level of patience it would take to sit there and wait

soft coral
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go in there and fight probably 5 pmcs or something

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and raiders

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I'm a patient person

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I might get annoyed

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but in general I am quite patient

austere mango
soft coral
#

plus I got a lit weekly

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6 kite gunpowder to mechanic

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lets fucking go

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free sv98 from that quest

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gonna use it to level up sniper skill a little for jeager quest

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but I'm having fun

austere mango
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thats always what matters

soft coral
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that's what always matters*

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lel

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sorry

soft coral
#

woods?

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haha MORE LIKE

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LOOTS

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balanced map

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with balanced loot

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there was a random dead player at attachments cabin :D

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the usual woods scav raid da

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I can probably try to do a agressive sort of raid where I go in with some ak or a simple aks74U with like 2 60 rounders and just try to get some player kills

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I've never tried doing that

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cuz I was alwasy scared I'd die

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meanwhile I'm scared as I play with a bolt action sniper or something

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xd

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I had 5.7m and when I sold everything = 6.4

soft coral
#

I've moved through gas station and power station about 4 times in my shoreline raids and not once did I meet a player

warm echo
#

Nice calm shoreline raids

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I love em

soft coral
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there was some shooting near the "hill" area near gas station

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probably a pmc shooting scavs

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you know the one on the cottage side there's a little bit of raised ground

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that's the only fire I heard

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apart form mine :D

soft coral
#

WOHOOOOOOOOOOO

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pEACE KEEPER LEVEL 3

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NOW I CAN FINALLY FINISH gunsmith part 6

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with the stupid rsas

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thank god

unborn thistle
#

You're pretty calm today eh

warm echo
#

Was never an option.

soft coral
#

I even did my "headshot 7 scavs with a shotgun on shoreline" quest in 2 raids

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and then I marked the heli and road in 1 raid and escaped

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very quiet shoreline

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when you're so fast on woods you kill sniper scav and get shot in the back when looting the scav

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I even looted the bunker and the hidden ledge

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imagine dude

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mfs be slow as a snail

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I'm too fast I die from people who are slow

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I moved through the back path looted the tech crate and tool box

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looted all the shit

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and only when I went to loot the scav I died

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next time I'm gonna look behind me and not loot the scav

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and I died again from a rat behind me

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and the game crashed

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BRO

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shoreline has no players

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BUT WOODS HAS Like so mauch

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what is happening today

soft coral
#

and then I kill a hatchet run lv44 with one shot from my .366 vpo

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eeeh sure

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today is a weird day

stark torrent
soft coral
#

ah yeah that's why I got killed 2 times on woods from behind me while there was a find happening infront of me and someone next to me shooting scavs at checkpoint

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seems legit

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first time I died from someone who climbed through the path on scav mountain as I was looting the scav since I came from the same path

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and then I died on the opposite side of scav mountain before I crossed the road to go under the lip of the mountain

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from someone who sneaked behind me

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you're right

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everyone is in factory

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idk who is PMC who is raider

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fuck

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free UMP tho

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this is gonna be such a big farming fest meme

soft coral
#

fml

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me: kills a raider
Literally entire factory lobby: Man you are fucking retarded now the raiders will kill you

soft coral
#

tarkov when crashing be like:
game frozen
crash report thingy frozen
TASK MANAGER FROZEN

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like

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wow bro

unborn thistle
#

DRAM is like who am I, where am I

soft coral
#

WOW

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I got killed by a nade

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the guy knew exactly where i was

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fuck off you kid

unborn thistle
soft coral
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fucking nolifer you instantly know I'm on the other Rock

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HOW DO YOU KNOW

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THE NADE LANDED EXACTLY ON TOP OF ME

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I MADE 0 NOISE

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WDYM

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3 times

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I'm dying on woods

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by people today

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WHAT IS HAPPENING

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I"VE NEVER DIED ON WOODS THIS MUCH

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why is there so many people on woods

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GO FACTORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyy

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OR INTERCHANGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU FUCKS

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WHAT IS THIS BRo

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I should've fucking popped and hit him twice with m80

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I need to fight back next time

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and I will

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I'm tired of dying

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fuck this bullshit

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that nade was retarded

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the guy threw 3 nades at me

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THREEE

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I'm pissed fuck tarkov for today

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bullshit woods raids

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what I made sound by moving one inch when I was crouched and I had the walking speed to the lowest?

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yeah right ok

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that's just insanity

unborn thistle
soft coral
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I don't understand what is happening today

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I've died so little times on woods

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I've only died on sniper scav rock ONCE

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and never again

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and today

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3 fucking times near that place

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1 was under the rock but you get my point

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and this fucking no lifing chad with 3 nades

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man go fuck yourself go kill shturman or something leave me the fk alone

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I guess he heard me make that one step with lowest walking speed and crouched

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yeah.

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he just has a good headset

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that pissed me off so much

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legit never been so pissed about woods ever

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I love this map so much but those 3 raids , back to back mind you

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were the absolute biggest bullshit

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well

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I can't really fight back with a m700

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or sv98 actually

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most I can get is 1 hit most of the time

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anyway how is everyone doing today/

unborn thistle
#

I'm doing well actually, just vibing, chilling. You should try it too

soft coral
#

shut

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today was actually great for me in tarkov man

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its only those 3 raids at the end that pissed me off

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I went to lighthouse and did my quests , did like 2 shoreline quests , did a bunch of gunsmith it was awesome

unborn thistle
soft coral
#

fr fr

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imagine , I didn't die on shoreline bro

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and I went to gas station and power AND resort

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the sides are switching

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I'm dying on woods , but starting to live more on shoreline

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I'm evolving

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something is nor right tho , me dying on woods.....

#

the planets are clearly in dis balance

glacial stag
#

bro the graphics xd

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ignore the ak

soft coral
#

i wont ignore the ak

glacial stag
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:(

quartz jackal
#

The graphics are

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cranky

unborn thistle
#

Turn off the mip mapping in graphics setting if you don't want that texture streaming

soft coral
#

well boys , today I need to kill 5 people in dorms on customs

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and I know just the gun for that

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Silenced mp153 with flechette bigsus

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nobody survives flechette

soft coral
#

EFFICIENCY BOYS

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50 seconds left on the clock

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looted all of scav town and old sawnmill and stashes on the way

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I have honestly PEAKED and playing woods

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fuck this map is gorgeous for loot

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people underestimate the loot on this map man

soft coral
#

from 726k to 1.4 mil

foggy jay
buoyant fossil
#

Minecraft.

austere mango
#

saturation 100

foggy jay
#

Playing Fortnite on Tarkov wtf

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Some people's tastes are beyond my understanding

austere mango
#

exactly

soft coral
#

yeah I have my saturation high

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I don't want to watch a depressing black and white game

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what's the problem man

foggy jay
#

It's fucking ugly and doesn't match the game aesthetic

soft coral
#

okay

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I'll change it just for you

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since you're nice

foggy jay
#

Do it as you want

buoyant fossil
foggy jay
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As a competitive player what you need is to be able to see in the dark

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And that's pretty much it

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Can be achieved with the in game color settings

soft coral
#

oh fuck

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I just found a damaged ghzel on a raider on factory

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and then got rushed by a player when I was extracting

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cmon mnannnnnn

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fuck these armors

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now it will be a million years till I find one that is damaged

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wait wtf

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its a level 5 armor?

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I thought it was lv 3 ...for some reason

#

worst case I go woods and let a scav or two hit me

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and hopefully not head eyes me

buoyant fossil
#

Ivan Kotkov.

soft coral
#

ah yes

#

ivan catkov

buoyant fossil
soft coral
#

my favourite nickname

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@buoyant fossil fixed the pfp

buoyant fossil
#

Woah.

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Bootiful.

soft coral
#

a friend yesterday watching me play tarkov: Bro how many aks do you have?
Me:....DA

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very very fun fact

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this one

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is one of the aks you get when you boot up the game for the first time and you choose bear

#

I am not kidding

glacial stag
soft coral
#

I love it

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❤️

#

you ever find an RK-2 grip in a box and you just nut

soft coral
#

m

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with 2.5 scav rep

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how worth is it to use scav case

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cuz there ain't no way in hell I'm getting the injectors and the 2 labs keycards for therapist on my own from raids

soft coral
#

peak shoreline resort setup btw

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this is all I need to kill someone

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legit

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will I die a lot? absolutely yes
Did I kill a lv44 and ruin his korund armor( it was on 1 hp out of 45) and ruin his 500k setup? Absolutely yes bigsus

foggy jay
#

If you kept them you should already have them actually

glacial stag
foggy jay
#

Just play scav and when you spawn with a lab card, just extract

soft coral
#

yep

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I just blasted osmeone in the face with flechette and nothing happaned

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okay

foggy jay
#

Doing this from the start of the wipe helps

soft coral
#

856a1

glacial stag
# soft coral

I recommend investing in morphines instead of those 4/4 painkillers since you already got ibuprofen in your prison pocket

foggy jay
soft coral
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idk I don't want to spend too much money on guns

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that's why I'm using flechette and stuff

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.50BMG doesn't pen all armors

foggy jay
#

Well

#

You can craft SP5

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And buy VSS for relatively cheap

soft coral
#

I literally said I don't want to invest too much in gear

#

and you're telling me

foggy jay
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And two tap anyone in the chest

soft coral
#

just buy a vss

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problem is I'm fighting in the resort since i can camp corners

foggy jay
#

Play scav > get 300k a run

soft coral
#

and catch people off guard

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but I just hit the guy 2 times and he fired like 3 shots from 856a1 and I'm dead

#

like ok bro

#

I blasted you with fucking flechette how are you still alive my guy

foggy jay
#

From my 600h of Tarkov, the most geared you are the better you can snowball

soft coral
#

I'll just loose the gear over and over again

#

I want to get cheap and easy kills

foggy jay
#

And if you loose your stuff just play scav

soft coral
#

maybe kill one or two get their shit and get out

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not invest 500k in gear

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hell no

glacial stag
#

I mean flechette isnt the most damaging round available kekw. Its purpose is more to penetrate and destroy armor than to just deal a fuckton of dmg

foggy jay
#

You won't invest 500k in gear every time lol

#

By playing you'll accumulate tier 4 armors

#

And tons of guns and ammo

soft coral
#

I could go the extra scummy way and just play RFB and camp people on gas station

foggy jay
#

Why camping....

soft coral
#

becaus its shoreline

#

everyone does it

foggy jay
#

It's like the worst way of playing this game

#

You'll never get good by camping

#

Tactical pauses to sound your environment and being on the move

#

That's how you make tons of XP

soft coral
#

I'm at 300k roubles

#

like

foggy jay
#

and XP is all that matters really

soft coral
#

man

foggy jay
soft coral
#

and go where?

foggy jay
#

You'll make 250k per run

soft coral
#

I can make more than that in woods

glacial stag
foggy jay
soft coral
#

not fucking lighthouse

foggy jay
#

Woods ? kekw

soft coral
#

yes

#

earlier I amde 700k on a run

glacial stag
#

I can agree on woods

soft coral
#

^

foggy jay
#

Well if you go to the wood cutting factory, there is some good loot

glacial stag
#

Most people dont loot stashes and if you go night time usec camp and ghetto saw isnt looted

foggy jay
#

But nowhere near Lighthouse lol

soft coral
#

ghetto saw is 90% of the time not looted

#

stashes aren't

glacial stag
#

Sadly lighthouse got nerfed. Still need to learn the map since i got hillside house key tho

soft coral
#

usec camp is nice

foggy jay
#

In lighthouse you can get BTC, AESA and thermites and TNT by checking 3 spots

soft coral
#

scav village has sugar

#

I know how to make money on woods

foggy jay
#

Play woods as a PMC

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And play light house as a scav

soft coral
#

how about I play woods as a scav and make 400k per run

foggy jay
#

You can

soft coral
#

I know that woods makes money

foggy jay
#

The question is how fast it goes

#

35min for 400k as scav isn't good

soft coral
#

15 mins

foggy jay
#

Ah that's great

#

Just spam woods as a scav then