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YES 
KILL THEM, MAIM THEIR BODIES, SHOOT OUT THEIR KNEE CAPS. DO WHATEVER YOU MUST DO FOR THE FINAL DRILL 
a man maimed is another ROUBLE GAINED
your mission isnt to have fun but to make tarkov unbearable for others 

a true menace
just carry a double barrel so you can make your last stand with that and a handfull of 6.5 buckshot shells
ah man a proper sawed off db would be cool
imagine if it was 3 slots. You could just have like 6 of them ready at any time if you have an alpha rig on
no need for reloading

yess
stashed all 4 ragman items on woods pier
simple
:)
actually I got a really good spawn kek
OMG
the m700
sounds like a thunder
but got no scav kills for tarkov shooter kek
so much for bringing this m700
imagine getting this spawn
rushing in , killing shturman , looting , and dipping out in 5 minutes
go reserve as scav to learn the map
go bunker area to try to find the bunker for quest
get out with this
??????
welcome to scaving on reserve
sadly you will never experience the golden days of reserve
before the dynamic loot update
this map is sort of kind of broken
I got it to fit
this is literally 500k worth of shit right here
and people say play "uhh I only play pmc for the adrenaline"
my ass

not only can you make money, you can make it faster on reserve
smaller map
faster times
more money
simple logic
also reserve is funnier. Many scav buddies to hang around
Sheeet
one slow ass cannonball shootin thru your noggin
HAHAHAHA
I went factory with 17 mins left as scav and heard your average sweaty camping the factory exit window
and I started calling him out pussy for being a cheap camper and camping extract
he just rushed me and gunned me down

the fucking sweat dude
I love it
I should've went downstaires and baited him into chasing me
just to anger him more
I love players like these they're so funny
like funny but sad in a way
actually very sad
Just go to exit 3 instead of wasting time yelling at the chad
nah it was more of a get this scav loadout out of the way and onto the next oen
to get some nice gun instead of a pssh and a scav vest kek
I didn't even loot anything I was more or less goofing around
Being a fat rat from the market fuckin rocks
if I wanted loot I wouldn't have even went factory
but interchange or reserve , depending on the shit I need
Reserve rats rulz 
or woods and hit up like 10 caches
if I wanted a more chill looting run
I see so many people miss like 80% of the caches on woods
the map is chock full of them
fam
its not much
but damn is it easier
honestly tho an mp9 and an mdr is pretty lit
wtf
ayyy lets go another death on shoreline
WHY AM I NOT SUPRISED
that theres a camping pussy on power station
why am I no longer suprised honestly
god damn dude
I shot at 2 scavs on gas station though the big fence
the bullets did no damage and they almost took my arms out
like ok
I decide to move thorugh power station
and I see the fucking camping cunt and I was out
what is with fences in this game man
like WHY DO BULLETS JUST VANISH
when you shoot a fence
died agian
:)
from a 3 man pussy stack
ofc
spawned near path to lighthouse
started going around swamp
enter a cottage to loot , hear the 3 stacked footsteps , and then get bangbanged
how fun
shoreline such a fun map man
legit 2 deaths in a row from pussies who dont' go to resort but waste their time on this trash map
hunting people trying to do quests
legit cancer
not even customs was this bad
its like they literally made no footsteps and ONLY started running towards me after I had looted the crate
cuz they heard the sound
THEY WERE LITERALLY CAMPING BRO
3rd in a row
boys
now at gas station
ok I give up
I'm not gonna go on this trash map for a long time
fk this
legit super HUGE
and theres 3 big places that you need to go through in order to cross the big ass fucking river that splits the map in 2
amazing design logic
not only was sanitar spawned so I couldn't get the quest item
then I fucking die from a player at the gas station
where I need to cross through in order to go to the little
pier
what is this fucking bullshit map 3 times in a row dying to bullshit cancerous stuff
how fuckign fun
just wasting gear and more and more money over and over again
its so fun legit
god I hate campers at gas station
no I didn't die , yet , I might soon tho
cuz idk where he is I only got shot in the chhest and saw the tracer
Yeah always be on the lookout for sniper hill xd
Shoreline sucks ass
Only 3 points to go from the other half to the other and 2 of them often have someone looking over them and 1 is a chad fest
this
I feel like
not rushing over to cross those spots is the key
because if I was a scummy player like those guys
I would just sit at those 2 specific points and camp everyone who tries to cross if I spawn near them and are able to take it early
cuz I know everyone who won't go in resort to do quests and shit will most likelymove through power station or gas station
I did punisher part 1 tho and got the CMS and marked one of the medical boxes
idk what bullet i got hit by
and I don't want to know
it was a tracer tho
it penned right through my tier 4 armor
OMG PUNISHER PART 2
eliminate scavs with supressed guns
AAAAAAAA
Yeah welcome to shoreline
Prepare to mark the same 6 spots over and over again while killing non existent scavs with shit armour and guns
Woods with no vegetation to even hide in
idc what people say , its like that
woods is insanely nice to sneak around and listen for footsteps because the forested areas are densly packed but here , ITS ALL FORREST
and there's little vegetation ti hide behind so its just a flat plane with lots of tall trees
Shoreline has its positives too. Easy map to get stashes in and when you get chad enough to duke it out in resort its gigafun. The map just suckd otherwise bcs of before mentioned aspects
like woods has a lot of elevation and sniper rock and a bunch of different places
shoreline has a gas station with barely any loot , a power station with some tool spawns , and then the resort which is a death zone and basically fuck going there
the cottages are only good for sanitar
and swamp has minor loot spawns
when I get good enough at pvp
sure
watch me go in like a tank in the resort and murder everyone
but every other part of the map is just shit
okay 1 more quest and hopefully prapor lv 3
so there's that
I'm making progress so there's that
I got hit once , by idk what bullet and this is what it did
my guess is some insane 5.56 or 5.45 BP or idk what else
if it was 7.62x51 it would've been lounder
it was a silenced shot
the fk do I do with this shit
wtf 2
One that has 0%-50% durability and one that has 50%-100%
Same for gzhels
The grey budget armor class 5 armors
uhhhhh
I've never found a ghzel out in the wild
also is lighthouse hard?
I''m gonna have to run on reserve as a pmc and just finish most of my quests there s
Ive looted like maybe 10 from pmcs this wipe
wtf
Havent run it alot but seems pretty nice
Good extracts
You are pretty visible on the map tho
Earlier in the wipe i just messed around in resort etc with a 3 man. Got a ton of good loot from pmcs but that also explains my current money situation
Ye
Yessir. You got any cowboy hats saved up?
Ye need 2 of those, 2 ushankas and a that one ski mask for a ragman quest
And the cowboy hats are a pain to find
Alright nice dude
25k exp until 26
I will do a couple more prapor quests and get him to 3
and then finish insider
its all coming together
Lighthouse is just merc base, bunch of complaining children around
you can really change your character to have the voice of Sir gay
I want this voice
so which extract is best on reserve
seems like most of them have a stupid gimmick of some sort
The mountain climb one with red rebel
......
Dont have red rebel so i usually just go D-2
You asked for the best one xd
bruh
I guess go in reserve with no backpack and take the manhole
I can already tell I will die on this map
tryin to do the quests
If you dont wanna risk, just go offline
But its mostly waste of time
Otherwise you gonna die and lose shit so
Buckle up amigo
Gather some ap rounds and smash those helmets
well
died the first time on reserve
from a 2 man cunt team
ofc
and now I have to do this quest all over again
tanker marking done atleast
AND OFC right as I was spawning I see a 2 player cunt team pass by me
this map is insanely stupid I tell you
also it was randomly stuttering it was insanely annoying
every map is full of fookin cunts i tell ye'
is it possible to get into a raid with less than the full people required
yes
fookin finally
a day of waiting for it to be crafting
worth the wait baby
now to find 2 more

scav, interchange, GO!
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golden
skits
babe wake up sam posted a new video
the production value has gotten way better since he got the new house jesus
time
hes always wanted to do bigger skits
finally no longer solo skits with himself
EVOLUTION
wonder if theyve ever given a reason why scavs just dump stuff off this pmcs little bunker all the time
maybe your a head honcho of a goblin army of goons lmao
sam having a greenskin and putting himself in tarkov is a fucking blessing
quite so
jesus christ
when I boot tarky
my pc reaches 85 C

perhaps i should give the ol girl a dusting
so she doesnt choke in a smoldering ball of slag
or maybe I should apply new thermal paste on it
damn lighthouse kind of confusing
Use mayonnaise
wtf lol
I’m glad your offering to buy me a new one Mr. Sponser


haha , no
why else did he say "get a better rig" if he wont buy him one
just because I told him to get one , doesn't mean I'll be the one buying it
i am making fun of the fact that you said "get a better one" so casually and unironically
i thought that was obvious
with current parts prices? ha
why did you respond with this then?
idk
i should stop trying to contribute to everything and explain my stupid unfunny jokes afterwards
even that would be better 
This isn't anime, you don't need to elaborate you every plan and action for 15 mins
You ate too much beans
Was referencing to this old format
See, you can't know if I'm dead serious or not. That's why i love just barging in and dropping sentences

Also I'm used to everyone blaming every mass death event to my nation so, we even made the dinosaurs go extinct
First for everything, it goes on :Leo:
And yes mods, this discussion is related to Tarkov
Tarkov shooter part 1 done boys
and I got 2 full durability guns from old sawnmill cuz I went there
I'm telling you LEGIT free guns
look at this
free shit man
time try to kill 3 pmcs with a bolt action in under 25 meters
that's just for factory
lets die a bunch of times
bolt action billionare type of beat :D
I got money
that isn't a problem I guess
at least I did the previous tarkov shooter
literally completed the quest as I spawned
cuz I saw a scav moving next to me and just shot him a bunch of times in the legs
if I can potentially do this quest and get 3 kills
I'll be so close to jeager lv 2
the fucking cunt
LOL
I died instantly
this is gonna be fun
by igolnik
bro
you really loaded igonlik only to kill a pmc with A MOSIN
and no armor
people legit tryhard in tarkov too much :D
like unnecessary amounts
I hate getting the bad factory spawns and getting killed instantly before I even have a chance to move cuz of the fucking black fade out
they need to remove that
its so stupid
got 1
and then started talking to some dude and I told him I'm friendly and as he's coming he just kills me
legit retarded kid
My man still using that scav axe, reliable.
got 2
3rd one
using the super short mosin
aslong as I get this quick quest out of the way I'm happy
because FUCK THIS GUY'S QUESTS OMG
THEY ARE INSANE
beast setup
i can take down any player
cmon I need 1 more
and I can die
I legit dont care if I get out I just need 1 more kill with the smoll pp mosin
bro 2 times the same spawn and nobody spawns infront of me to kill
cmon game
ARE YOU JOKING
FUCK THIS SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
bro its 1 kill
cmonnnnnnnnnnnn
like how hard is it to just hit someone 2 times
and they die
like this is insanity
what are these quests
dying more and more :)
I'm getting tired at this point
legit
this is not fun in any way
its not even challenging
its infuriating
you achieve nothing even with this quest legit 0.02 rep
like
why bsg
Why does the axe make that much of a money? Is it needed for something?
ok I didit :)
I did the quest guys
no more stressing out
easy :D
first try btw
never worried
Just because it’s rare I think or it could be needed for sweaty kappa
Is it rare wtf
Guess so
Oo kappa right


I killed a lv 8
he was my final kill
he was standing in the window corridor next to gare 3
I just flicked and headshotted him
😭 he was lv 8 bro
he had this m4 with him
filled with m855
I'm sorry , little one
I truly am
A fresh count
unironically yes
he didn't move
he was standing and looking at me
better to get him out of this hell than make him suffer more
I shall keep this m4 , in name of his memory
Did you just assume their gender
ok bro
tf
They are dead/killed
Wtf, did they just took your weapon and disassembled?
not suprised
I had akm
these mod were on an akm
like

just take the gun you idiot
it was brand new
and akm slaps with 7.62
this is unironically a worse thing to do
just take out the mods
which arent even good
??????
Literally took everything apart except buttstock
people are strange smh
I dont see the point
fam just take the gun
remove the sight
and put a better one
and a better grip and there you go
like what?
How many boxes it takes without these parts
Lol
Maybe they just wanted the main gun to put on inventory for backup without taking too much space but why not the buttstock 
not a valid argument
better to make room for the entire gun AND take the stock
not taking the stock is stupid you cant mod a new stock in raid I think
fair enough

problem is
the attachments are not even remotely meta
or "good"
maybe the grip
it still makes no sense
anyway
good insurance
10/10
If it was a stock gun, I'd get it if they had better parts but this already was modded kek
Ugh
exactly
like I already modded it to some extend
just take the entire thing
mod it yourself
and literally sell the parts I had
see it all makes sense but what he did
makes 0 sense
just tarkov players
nothing too unusual
you ever get such an adrenaline rush in tarkov you start shaking
i think "hyper realistic shooter" stands for something
exactly 
playing tarkov automatically lowers your life expectancy by 40 years

one of the best mid wipe weapons
just put the atlas muzzle break and youre golden
or if you want to spend the same amount that the gun cost on a supressor
biggest woods camper
wait waht
I just died
from nowhere
who killed me
I didn't hear a shot
WHAT
A PLAYER KILLED ME
AND I HEARD NO SHOT
head eyes
excuse me?
🤨
game?
enough tarkov for today
that was
this is why I stay away from the checkpoint
I went to loot and I instantly die
ok that was interesting
I'm not mad cuz i didn't loose much actually but
where's the sound game?
see this is why you camp on woods boys
because if you get spotted , unless you get shot
you'll have 0 idea if you're being watched or not , because everything blends in
bro
i know the spot youre at
everybody checks there
and you have zero cover for like the whole north west side
probably somebody who spawned towards the usec camp and rushed the mill
also
nah I didn't die there
some guns i forget which
kek
could've been a val
its either a gun or a round
i think maybe mosin calibre
is completely silent
something like that
I died right next to the car like I was just aproaching the body of a scav I sniped and just dropped like a sack of potatoes
yah thats like
the worst possible spot you can be other than middle of the sawmill
there are like 4 quests that mkae you go to that car
so everybody always looks there
exactly
that's why I never do
but the one time I did
insta dropped
this is why woods is a camper heaven
I can be watched
for god knows how long
but I'll never know it
cuz it can be anyone from anywhere
I like it
because I can be that guy aswell
:)
I think usually people who spawn at usec dont go this much west and check that spot
they usually just rush straight down
and move around the truck or something and onto the camper rock or whatever or straight into mill
to get shturman or idk
but yeah so far I've not died at this spot
somehow
idk
when i spawna t used
i go along the west 'wall'
the mine signs
until around where you were
same actually
then i cut across the top of the sawmill
so nobody can kill me from west or north
until i'm more than 1/3 of the way or so
also
usually on woods I'm huntin scavs not players
so I don't have a need to fight people
I don't think 10% helps against a full on hs
only 40-50k on the flea
xdd
nah it doesn't protect head damage
but you really should try it
the 10% damage will save you
I was doing
more than you realize
listen
until you're almost done all the real quests
it gave rep
just because they only give like half the XP
ah yeah ok if you needed rep its decent
I just needed 0.01 rep man
hahah fair
and learning lighthouse rn just to get 1 stupid message
🖕 no
plus with m80 its not that hard
thing is I never go mill even tho I know there's scavs there
mainly because I know other people rush mill
to see if shturman is there
plus the woods around it are infested with campers
its not worth it
I wouldn't call myself a rat in terms of playstyle cuz I don't even loot that much , mostly I just go to do my quest and avoid conflict with people cuz I know that we're not early in this wipe
so most of the people are geared as shit
I think
and yes on woods you'll be mostly doing sprinting among the trees and struggling to look for people (cuz there will be none most of the time)
did you stumble upon chads dying to a bosses guards or raiders? xd
nope
outside of crackhouse at night customs
I saw a rat looting bodies
we looked at each other
silently wobbled
and we both absorbed a dead chads body
the rat code was spoken
me when I see tiddies
🤨
sorry wrong chat
update tommorow i belive
I wonder if the .366 VPO carbine is good
80 damage bullet with like 40/50 pen

like what is this
what the fuck is this tarkov
insanity
imagine tho , using geksa
hitting someone in the arm or leg
breaking it
and giving them a heavy bleed
I kind of want to try out the .366 ap with the vpo carbine
just 2 tap everyone up to level 5

-28% accuracy 
It's fine yes.
hella inacurate tho
3 more scav leg kills to go
previous run was super quiet , only some shots towards me from usec camp most likely cuz I spawned there and I wanted to get the hell out
its a horrible place to be in cuz pmc spawns everywhere
if you're huntin scavs like me that is
hmmmm
the north "usec camp" spawns that are around this area
are sort of dumb
cuz you get outskirts
even tho its super easy to get there
it takes like 4 minutes
elimination done boyessss
finally jeager 2
this is big
I can upgrade a lot of shit with this
the new patch came
did it?
yeah I see it
these 3 spawns are busted
cuz as far as I can see they're all outskirts spawns
like , no , they shouldn't be
they are way too close to outskirts
The Accuracy debuff barely matters
Trust me
i guess if its fired from a high accuracy gun it somewhat cancels that inaccuracy from the bullet?
The only thing about the gun is that it shoots a slow bullet
I just did a raid with the vpo-209 and noticed no inacuracy actually
shot my scavs in the legs and dipped out
personally I think this .366 bullet is insane for what it is
vpo209 and just go around 3 shotting people with up to lv5 armor
if you can get the AP one
like wtf
actually wtf
its supposed to be a early game like "shitty" gun
WHY DOES IT PEN UP TO 5
WDYM
:DDDDDDDD
but so strong
obv recoil is high
but when you can 2/3 shot people with it as long as you're acurate
its nasty
so what changed in the patch?
Tomorrow, March 10 at 12:00 MSK, we plan to install a client update that will fix the display of UI element borders, as well as return the height of jumps to the state prior to patch 0.12.15.3
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used to cost several millions a few wipes ago
wtf
yeah :D
remember finding one on reserve as a scav
and ratting away with my butt clenched the whole raid
KEK
Aye you could find them in the fuckon smal fridges near the tanks outside lmao
Haven’t seen one since those days tho
Ion like it as well
I know this helmet is kinda shit but damn does it cool cool
especially after the dynamic loot update
nikita you fat bastard

I use it tho, i also have the jetpack bag so it looks like im Jango Fett
Also at least it has high ricoche rate and doesnt block ur vision
yeah
also if you want to use the ear armor you can use them with m32 headphones atleast
can I now?
What about it
kek
Everyone and their mother had their own kinda round thru the years of that type
gonna start practicing for lighthouse
and learning the spawns and shit
apparently rogues have good loot
ah yes
another map with fucking landmines
how fun
Aye just like raiders they’re good loot bags
That’s if they don’t snipe your noggin off tho
bruh
ok ok listen
story time
I spawn on shoreline right and I walk along the north , kill 2 scavs and start making my way over to the cottages to mark the thing and get the othalmoscope
then I hear 2 players behind me literally less than 20 meters away
I start shooting one but he shot my legs so I'm like on dip out
they emptied like 2 mags trying to shoot me
and only damaged my legs
like how much dick do you suck
like LMAO BRO
I managed to escape trough the cottages and into the woods and just extracted
when I heard like 3 nades go off
lmao
he hit my helmet once and it bounced off
kek
sick aim dude
git gud lmao
time for a night run
Dont kill them for like the first 4 runs bcs after a few raids they dont shoot you anymore
So you can actually go and do the quests in their compound
anyway shoreline time
lets get missed again by people who suck at aiming
like I didn't hit him cuz I already got shot
so better run
he just missed everything bro
well whatever happens happens , only "expensive" thing I'll loose is the nvgs
going in at night and I want at least to get jeagers note
if I'm lucky maybe the 2 data things
I died from
something......
voss killed me with a thorax shot
even tho I heard explosions
ok
makes sense
also fn five seven
rogue took a hit straight to the fucking face
sure game
sure.
OMG
ags automatic granade launcher
wtf dude
wtf is this map
how are you supposed to get inside
and get the 2 things
what?
it was at night time too
like ??????/
how
ok I can already tell lighthouse will be painful cuz of the rogues
Like i said avoid and dont shoot them for a few raids and they become friendly to you xd
That or kill them all 
died again
got the message
marked one
and died from somewhere
sure
sure./
ak74 wasted
another pair of nvgs wasted
love it
legit wtf is this
you just die everywhere
and it was on a night raid too bro
I don't even want to imagine a day raid
just spawn and instantly get killed
from the raider at his base firing the granade launcher
how lovely
lets go again :)
trying to get the stupid message
and not only that
but the stupid extracts are SO FAR AWAY
like they are too far away bro
legit
:////////////
like cmon man
like where do I go where i wont die on lighthouse
got killed here
because idk why someone would be there
I'm a bear tho
they're fucking usecs
Unlucky for you then 
Then time for murder
Youve hyped ap-m so much. Time to go use it
on this map?
like i dont even know where I'm getting shot from this death was dumb
cuz of a camper
I die so much from pure campers
who have unplugged keyboards
I'm not suprised
like even getting the note and extracting is ass
cuz of where the extracts are situated at
I have to run for 20 minutes
and then run for 20 more
because what the actual fuck are these extracts
on this huge ass map
???????????
Cheap armored rig, vpo with the cheap scope and 2 mags with reserve ammo in container. Nothing wrong in running a cheap loadout if you are getting frustrated from dying ig
and then die more
because my loadout sucks
its literally the recipe for dying more :D
use shit gear
cant kill even a scav with no armor
die
like
what
I mean it is effective but go off if you want
lighthouse
the only map where it doesn't matter which time you run on
because you just die from the other part of the map for no apparent reason
or rogues who just nuke you with the stupid nade launchers
yeah ok
I'm sure I can do like 5 quests here no problem
first try
the semi auto vpo is better
If you want to kill roques then bolt action is way superior. 0.38 MOA, effective distance of 1000m vs 2.23 MOA and 300m effective distance with the semi auto. Also cheaper to run since you seem be to complaining about wasting kits so much
NO I DONT WANT TO KILL ROGUES
did you not read
I want to do 2 of my dumbass lighthouse quests
the jeager and mechanic one
I do not need to get rogue kills
they can fuck off
But you need to kill the roques to get to the camp where you have 3 quests atleast to do xd
You do you buddy
2
I need to get 2 notes
in their base
3rd JEAGER note is in the abbandoned village
I'm not even running good gear
idk the map that well so getting to the place is not the problem
traversing the map unseen and unSHOT AT
is the problem
lets try a day raid
I'll just sprint there
Unless Iget a horrible spawn
some stupid shit like this
for example
these are my quest locations
what path do I take
in order to be able to complete AT LEAST one @glacial stag
I guess path to shoreline if its availible is the easiest
car is out of the question is in such an open position I'd never take it
3rd attempt lets die again
died again from the usec
at the first post
I had gotten BOTH
BRO
I JUST HAD BOTH OF THEM
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf
WTF IS THIS MAP
WTF ARE THESE WEAPONS THEY ARE USING
300k in gear lost
AGAIN
BULLSHIT
HOW IS ANYONE MEANT TO DO THIS
I DONT UNDERSTAND
OMG
fuck this shit
I'm going on shoreline to plant the dumbass sv98
this is insane
this quest is retarded
go into a territory and get blown up in 1 hit
omg
I LEGIT HAVE NO PLACE TO FUCKING HIDE
WDYM
only thing I got was a gpu
and its not even found in raid
cuz if i wanted it to be I would've died and lost it
this is insane
I'm fucking lost on how I'm supposed to do this
I cant run in and get out
because the map is MASSIVE
I cant sneak in
cuz they hear me somehow and just blow me up from 1000 meters
how lovely
the flood is still going
it is
guess I'll have to whip out the scope and snipe me some rogues
looks like its going to be the only way
will try again tomorrow
or maybe get jeagers note first then do path to shoreline
they are difficult tho
they better have some banger ass loot
and I really do mean it
Woodskov out to shank his roommates if they don’t.
true
found analgin pills
lit
legit shot a fucker that had the same armor as me 3 times in the chest with m fucking 80
and he just 1 tapped me
fucker shot me with an armor piercing slug
like ok bro
but why are you not dead from 3 m80s
Like why
like to the chest
you cunt
like
CHEST
BRO
LIKE WHY
ARE YOU NOT DEAD
why are you still able to be alive and shoot


