#💣tarkov-released

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warm echo
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I REFUSE

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I WILL BE THAT ONE RAT SHOOTING PMCS 1000 FEET AWAY AT WOODS

glacial stag
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YES bigsus

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KILL THEM, MAIM THEIR BODIES, SHOOT OUT THEIR KNEE CAPS. DO WHATEVER YOU MUST DO FOR THE FINAL DRILL bigsus

warm echo
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a man maimed is another ROUBLE GAINED

glacial stag
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your mission isnt to have fun but to make tarkov unbearable for others bigsus

warm echo
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which is why i throw all my uninsured shit in a bush if i got two chads after me

glacial stag
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a true menace

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just carry a double barrel so you can make your last stand with that and a handfull of 6.5 buckshot shells

warm echo
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if only they had a sawed off version

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even cheaper

glacial stag
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ah man a proper sawed off db would be cool

warm echo
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and made just for that reason

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hahaha

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the new king of factory

glacial stag
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imagine if it was 3 slots. You could just have like 6 of them ready at any time if you have an alpha rig on

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no need for reloading

warm echo
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yess

soft coral
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stashed all 4 ragman items on woods pier

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simple

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:)

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actually I got a really good spawn kek

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OMG

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the m700

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sounds like a thunder

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but got no scav kills for tarkov shooter kek

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so much for bringing this m700

warm echo
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damn tarkov tools map site is down

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unfortunate but expected

soft coral
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imagine getting this spawn

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rushing in , killing shturman , looting , and dipping out in 5 minutes

soft coral
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30 MINUTES

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WOW

soft coral
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go reserve as scav to learn the map
go bunker area to try to find the bunker for quest
get out with this
??????

glacial stag
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welcome to scaving on reserve

soft coral
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I CANT FIT THIS

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that's what she said

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in my stash

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wtf is this map

glacial stag
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sadly you will never experience the golden days of reserve

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before the dynamic loot update

soft coral
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this map is sort of kind of broken

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I got it to fit

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this is literally 500k worth of shit right here

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and people say play "uhh I only play pmc for the adrenaline"

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my ass

foggy jay
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Well reserve was much better before as a scav

warm echo
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woodskov will evolve into reservecov

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money to be made baby

soft coral
warm echo
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not only can you make money, you can make it faster on reserve

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smaller map

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faster times

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more money

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simple logic

glacial stag
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also reserve is funnier. Many scav buddies to hang around

warm echo
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shes the tried and true beut

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even nabbed a guard

quartz jackal
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Sheeet

soft coral
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the .366 slaps with AP

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that mf goes through anything

warm echo
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one slow ass cannonball shootin thru your noggin

soft coral
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its more or less what it is yeah

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but god damn does it pack a punch

warm echo
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cheap asf

soft coral
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HAHAHAHA

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I went factory with 17 mins left as scav and heard your average sweaty camping the factory exit window

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and I started calling him out pussy for being a cheap camper and camping extract

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he just rushed me and gunned me down

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the fucking sweat dude

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I love it

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I should've went downstaires and baited him into chasing me

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just to anger him more

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I love players like these they're so funny

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like funny but sad in a way

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actually very sad

warm echo
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Just go to exit 3 instead of wasting time yelling at the chad

soft coral
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nah it was more of a get this scav loadout out of the way and onto the next oen

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to get some nice gun instead of a pssh and a scav vest kek

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I didn't even loot anything I was more or less goofing around

warm echo
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Being a fat rat from the market fuckin rocks

soft coral
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if I wanted loot I wouldn't have even went factory

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but interchange or reserve , depending on the shit I need

warm echo
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Reserve rats rulz ratJAM

soft coral
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or woods and hit up like 10 caches

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if I wanted a more chill looting run

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I see so many people miss like 80% of the caches on woods

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the map is chock full of them

soft coral
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its not much

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but damn is it easier

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honestly tho an mp9 and an mdr is pretty lit

glacial stag
soft coral
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wtf

soft coral
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ayyy lets go another death on shoreline

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WHY AM I NOT SUPRISED

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that theres a camping pussy on power station

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why am I no longer suprised honestly

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god damn dude

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I shot at 2 scavs on gas station though the big fence

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the bullets did no damage and they almost took my arms out

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like ok

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I decide to move thorugh power station

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and I see the fucking camping cunt and I was out

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what is with fences in this game man

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like WHY DO BULLETS JUST VANISH

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when you shoot a fence

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died agian

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:)

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from a 3 man pussy stack

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ofc

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spawned near path to lighthouse

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started going around swamp

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enter a cottage to loot , hear the 3 stacked footsteps , and then get bangbanged

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how fun

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shoreline such a fun map man

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legit 2 deaths in a row from pussies who dont' go to resort but waste their time on this trash map

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hunting people trying to do quests

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legit cancer

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not even customs was this bad

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its like they literally made no footsteps and ONLY started running towards me after I had looted the crate

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cuz they heard the sound

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THEY WERE LITERALLY CAMPING BRO

soft coral
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3rd in a row

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boys

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now at gas station

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ok I give up

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I'm not gonna go on this trash map for a long time

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fk this

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legit super HUGE

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and theres 3 big places that you need to go through in order to cross the big ass fucking river that splits the map in 2

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amazing design logic

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not only was sanitar spawned so I couldn't get the quest item

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then I fucking die from a player at the gas station

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where I need to cross through in order to go to the little

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pier

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what is this fucking bullshit map 3 times in a row dying to bullshit cancerous stuff

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how fuckign fun

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just wasting gear and more and more money over and over again

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its so fun legit

soft coral
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god I hate campers at gas station

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no I didn't die , yet , I might soon tho

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cuz idk where he is I only got shot in the chhest and saw the tracer

glacial stag
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Yeah always be on the lookout for sniper hill xd

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Shoreline sucks ass

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Only 3 points to go from the other half to the other and 2 of them often have someone looking over them and 1 is a chad fest

soft coral
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I feel like

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not rushing over to cross those spots is the key

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because if I was a scummy player like those guys

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I would just sit at those 2 specific points and camp everyone who tries to cross if I spawn near them and are able to take it early

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cuz I know everyone who won't go in resort to do quests and shit will most likelymove through power station or gas station

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I did punisher part 1 tho and got the CMS and marked one of the medical boxes

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idk what bullet i got hit by

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and I don't want to know

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it was a tracer tho

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it penned right through my tier 4 armor

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OMG PUNISHER PART 2

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eliminate scavs with supressed guns

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AAAAAAAA

glacial stag
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Yeah welcome to shoreline

soft coral
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the map is just boring

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BRO

glacial stag
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Prepare to mark the same 6 spots over and over again while killing non existent scavs with shit armour and guns

soft coral
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bro listen

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its woods right

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but 50% more boring

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and more campy

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legit

glacial stag
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Woods with no vegetation to even hide in

soft coral
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idc what people say , its like that

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woods is insanely nice to sneak around and listen for footsteps because the forested areas are densly packed but here , ITS ALL FORREST

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and there's little vegetation ti hide behind so its just a flat plane with lots of tall trees

glacial stag
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Shoreline has its positives too. Easy map to get stashes in and when you get chad enough to duke it out in resort its gigafun. The map just suckd otherwise bcs of before mentioned aspects

soft coral
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like woods has a lot of elevation and sniper rock and a bunch of different places
shoreline has a gas station with barely any loot , a power station with some tool spawns , and then the resort which is a death zone and basically fuck going there

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the cottages are only good for sanitar

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and swamp has minor loot spawns

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when I get good enough at pvp

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sure

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watch me go in like a tank in the resort and murder everyone

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but every other part of the map is just shit

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okay 1 more quest and hopefully prapor lv 3

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so there's that

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I'm making progress so there's that

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I got hit once , by idk what bullet and this is what it did

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my guess is some insane 5.56 or 5.45 BP or idk what else

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if it was 7.62x51 it would've been lounder

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it was a silenced shot

glacial stag
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You need 2 for quests

soft coral
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wtf 2

glacial stag
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One that has 0%-50% durability and one that has 50%-100%

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Same for gzhels

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The grey budget armor class 5 armors

soft coral
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uhhhhh

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I've never found a ghzel out in the wild

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also is lighthouse hard?

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I''m gonna have to run on reserve as a pmc and just finish most of my quests there s

glacial stag
soft coral
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wtf

glacial stag
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Good extracts

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You are pretty visible on the map tho

glacial stag
# soft coral wtf

Earlier in the wipe i just messed around in resort etc with a 3 man. Got a ton of good loot from pmcs but that also explains my current money situation

soft coral
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yeah

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a 3 man

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ofc

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well I'm running solo

glacial stag
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Ye

soft coral
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boom ez 4 fuel conds

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I knew I would need them for a quest but didn't know which one

glacial stag
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Yessir. You got any cowboy hats saved up?

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Ye need 2 of those, 2 ushankas and a that one ski mask for a ragman quest

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And the cowboy hats are a pain to find

soft coral
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I found him the cowboy hats and ushankas long ago

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kek

glacial stag
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Alright nice dude

soft coral
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25k exp until 26

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I will do a couple more prapor quests and get him to 3

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and then finish insider

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its all coming together

soft coral
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soon

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still need to learn lighthouse tho

unborn thistle
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Lighthouse is just merc base, bunch of complaining children around

soft coral
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you can really change your character to have the voice of Sir gay

unborn thistle
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I want this voice

soft coral
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so which extract is best on reserve

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seems like most of them have a stupid gimmick of some sort

glacial stag
soft coral
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......

glacial stag
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Dont have red rebel so i usually just go D-2

soft coral
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yeah I casually have a red rebel and paracord laying around

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ofc

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my bad

glacial stag
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You asked for the best one xd

soft coral
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bruh

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I guess go in reserve with no backpack and take the manhole

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I can already tell I will die on this map

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tryin to do the quests

unborn thistle
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If you dont wanna risk, just go offline

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But its mostly waste of time

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Otherwise you gonna die and lose shit so

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Buckle up amigo

soft coral
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pistol time? da?

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Da comrade

unborn thistle
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Gather some ap rounds and smash those helmets

soft coral
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if I can aim

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and if I can aim before they insta tap me

soft coral
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well

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died the first time on reserve

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from a 2 man cunt team

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ofc

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and now I have to do this quest all over again

soft coral
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tanker marking done atleast

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AND OFC right as I was spawning I see a 2 player cunt team pass by me

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this map is insanely stupid I tell you

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also it was randomly stuttering it was insanely annoying

warm echo
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every map is full of fookin cunts i tell ye'

soft coral
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is it possible to get into a raid with less than the full people required

glacial stag
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yes

warm echo
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fookin finally

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a day of waiting for it to be crafting

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worth the wait baby

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now to find 2 more

soft coral
warm echo
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golden

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skits

glacial stag
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babe wake up sam posted a new video

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the production value has gotten way better since he got the new house jesus

unborn thistle
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ratJAM time

warm echo
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hes got the entire basement to greenscreen dream

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its amazing

glacial stag
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like the mf got bizzle too on the greenscreen

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its beautiful to see

warm echo
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hes always wanted to do bigger skits

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finally no longer solo skits with himself

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EVOLUTION

warm echo
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wonder if theyve ever given a reason why scavs just dump stuff off this pmcs little bunker all the time

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maybe your a head honcho of a goblin army of goons lmao

median pond
warm echo
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quite so

warm echo
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jesus christ

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when I boot tarky

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my pc reaches 85 C

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perhaps i should give the ol girl a dusting

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so she doesnt choke in a smoldering ball of slag

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or maybe I should apply new thermal paste on it

soft coral
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or maybe get a better rig

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da

soft coral
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damn lighthouse kind of confusing

unborn thistle
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Use mayonnaise

soft coral
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wtf lol

warm echo
austere mango
austere mango
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why else did he say "get a better rig" if he wont buy him onepotato

soft coral
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just because I told him to get one , doesn't mean I'll be the one buying it

austere mango
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i am making fun of the fact that you said "get a better one" so casually and unironically

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i thought that was obvious

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with current parts prices? ha

soft coral
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I mean yeah that was the joke

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similar thing to "if you're homeless just buy a house"

austere mango
soft coral
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idk

austere mango
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okay just forget it

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my humor kicks in again

austere mango
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i should stop trying to contribute to everything and explain my stupid unfunny jokes afterwards

glacial stag
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Contribute to everything and refuse to elaborate

austere mango
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even that would be better bigsus

soft coral
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now I have to shoot 3 scav legs

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:/

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the fuck does this mean?

unborn thistle
unborn thistle
glacial stag
unborn thistle
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See, you can't know if I'm dead serious or not. That's why i love just barging in and dropping sentences

glacial stag
unborn thistle
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Also I'm used to everyone blaming every mass death event to my nation so, we even made the dinosaurs go extinct

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First for everything, it goes on :Leo:

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And yes mods, this discussion is related to Tarkov

soft coral
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Tarkov shooter part 1 done boys

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and I got 2 full durability guns from old sawnmill cuz I went there

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I'm telling you LEGIT free guns

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look at this

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free shit man

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time try to kill 3 pmcs with a bolt action in under 25 meters

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that's just for factory

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lets die a bunch of times

glacial stag
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bolt action billionare type of beat :D

soft coral
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I got money

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that isn't a problem I guess

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at least I did the previous tarkov shooter

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literally completed the quest as I spawned

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cuz I saw a scav moving next to me and just shot him a bunch of times in the legs

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if I can potentially do this quest and get 3 kills

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I'll be so close to jeager lv 2

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the fucking cunt

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LOL

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I died instantly

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this is gonna be fun

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by igolnik

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bro

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you really loaded igonlik only to kill a pmc with A MOSIN

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and no armor

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people legit tryhard in tarkov too much :D

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like unnecessary amounts

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I hate getting the bad factory spawns and getting killed instantly before I even have a chance to move cuz of the fucking black fade out

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they need to remove that

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its so stupid

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got 1

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and then started talking to some dude and I told him I'm friendly and as he's coming he just kills me

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legit retarded kid

unborn thistle
soft coral
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got 2

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3rd one

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using the super short mosin

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aslong as I get this quick quest out of the way I'm happy

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because FUCK THIS GUY'S QUESTS OMG

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THEY ARE INSANE

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beast setup

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i can take down any player

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cmon I need 1 more

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and I can die

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I legit dont care if I get out I just need 1 more kill with the smoll pp mosin

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bro 2 times the same spawn and nobody spawns infront of me to kill

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cmon game

soft coral
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ARE YOU JOKING

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FUCK THIS SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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bro its 1 kill

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cmonnnnnnnnnnnn

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like how hard is it to just hit someone 2 times

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and they die

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like this is insanity

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what are these quests

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dying more and more :)

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I'm getting tired at this point

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legit

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this is not fun in any way

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its not even challenging

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its infuriating

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you achieve nothing even with this quest legit 0.02 rep

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like

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why bsg

warm echo
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Found the antique axe

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Off a scav

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Lmao

unborn thistle
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Why does the axe make that much of a money? Is it needed for something?

soft coral
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ok I didit :)

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I did the quest guys

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no more stressing out

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easy :D

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first try btw

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never worried

warm echo
unborn thistle
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Is it rare wtf

warm echo
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Guess so

unborn thistle
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Oo kappa right

soft coral
unborn thistle
soft coral
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the deed

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has been.......done.

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I can rest

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finally.

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I am at ease

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inner peace

warm echo
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Till factory spawns blows a blood vessel

soft coral
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I killed a lv 8

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he was my final kill

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he was standing in the window corridor next to gare 3

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I just flicked and headshotted him

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😭 he was lv 8 bro

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he had this m4 with him

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filled with m855

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I'm sorry , little one

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I truly am

warm echo
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A fresh count

soft coral
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unironically yes

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he didn't move

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he was standing and looking at me

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better to get him out of this hell than make him suffer more

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I shall keep this m4 , in name of his memory

unborn thistle
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Did you just assume their gender

soft coral
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sure

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the pmc is a guy

unborn thistle
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What if they prefer to call themselves she/her?

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They/them

soft coral
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ok bro

austere mango
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wut tf

crystal musk
soft coral
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waht came back from insurance

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ez

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shoreline

unborn thistle
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Wtf, did they just took your weapon and disassembled?

soft coral
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not suprised

soft coral
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these mod were on an akm

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like

unborn thistle
soft coral
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just take the gun you idiot

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it was brand new

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and akm slaps with 7.62

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this is unironically a worse thing to do

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just take out the mods

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which arent even good

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??????

unborn thistle
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Literally took everything apart except buttstock

soft coral
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it was the wooden one

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it legit makes no sense to me

unborn thistle
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wtf people are strange smh

soft coral
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I dont see the point

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fam just take the gun

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remove the sight

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and put a better one

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and a better grip and there you go

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like what?

unborn thistle
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How many boxes it takes without these parts

quartz jackal
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Lol

unborn thistle
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Maybe they just wanted the main gun to put on inventory for backup without taking too much space but why not the buttstock smh

soft coral
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I am not sure about the suppressor one tho

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idk if I had one or not

soft coral
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better to make room for the entire gun AND take the stock

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not taking the stock is stupid you cant mod a new stock in raid I think

unborn thistle
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Right

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Just took off whatever they can and moved on

soft coral
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fair enough

unborn thistle
soft coral
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problem is

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the attachments are not even remotely meta

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or "good"

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maybe the grip

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it still makes no sense

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anyway

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good insurance

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10/10

unborn thistle
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If it was a stock gun, I'd get it if they had better parts but this already was modded kek

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Ugh

soft coral
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exactly

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like I already modded it to some extend

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just take the entire thing

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mod it yourself

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and literally sell the parts I had

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see it all makes sense but what he did

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makes 0 sense

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just tarkov players

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nothing too unusual

soft coral
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you ever get such an adrenaline rush in tarkov you start shaking

austere mango
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i think "hyper realistic shooter" stands for something

soft coral
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ah yes

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heart attack inducing shooter

austere mango
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exactly kek2

soft coral
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playing tarkov automatically lowers your life expectancy by 40 years

unborn thistle
soft coral
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RFB kinda lit tho

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5 more leg scav kills on woods and FINALLY

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jeager 2

glacial stag
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just put the atlas muzzle break and youre golden

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or if you want to spend the same amount that the gun cost on a supressor

soft coral
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biggest woods camper

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wait waht

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I just died

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from nowhere

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who killed me

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I didn't hear a shot

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WHAT

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A PLAYER KILLED ME

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AND I HEARD NO SHOT

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head eyes

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excuse me?

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🤨

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game?

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enough tarkov for today

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that was

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this is why I stay away from the checkpoint

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I went to loot and I instantly die

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ok that was interesting

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I'm not mad cuz i didn't loose much actually but

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where's the sound game?

soft coral
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see this is why you camp on woods boys

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because if you get spotted , unless you get shot

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you'll have 0 idea if you're being watched or not , because everything blends in

torpid flame
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bro

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i know the spot youre at

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everybody checks there

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and you have zero cover for like the whole north west side

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probably somebody who spawned towards the usec camp and rushed the mill

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also

soft coral
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nah I didn't die there

torpid flame
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some guns i forget which

soft coral
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kek

torpid flame
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you wont hear the shot

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because of the way ballistics works

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i forget which

soft coral
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could've been a val

torpid flame
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its either a gun or a round

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i think maybe mosin calibre

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is completely silent

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something like that

soft coral
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I died right next to the car like I was just aproaching the body of a scav I sniped and just dropped like a sack of potatoes

torpid flame
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yah thats like

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the worst possible spot you can be other than middle of the sawmill

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there are like 4 quests that mkae you go to that car

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so everybody always looks there

soft coral
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I've never died camping here :D

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:DDDDDDDDDDDd

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lmao

torpid flame
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haha lucky so far i guess

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i always dir

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die

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if i go near the car lol

soft coral
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exactly

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that's why I never do

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but the one time I did

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insta dropped

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this is why woods is a camper heaven

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I can be watched

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for god knows how long

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but I'll never know it

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cuz it can be anyone from anywhere

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I like it

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because I can be that guy aswell

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:)

soft coral
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they usually just rush straight down

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and move around the truck or something and onto the camper rock or whatever or straight into mill

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to get shturman or idk

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but yeah so far I've not died at this spot

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somehow

torpid flame
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idk

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when i spawna t used

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i go along the west 'wall'

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the mine signs

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until around where you were

soft coral
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same actually

torpid flame
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then i cut across the top of the sawmill

soft coral
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cuz I see no players

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hehe

torpid flame
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so nobody can kill me from west or north

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until i'm more than 1/3 of the way or so

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also

soft coral
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usually on woods I'm huntin scavs not players

torpid flame
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if you play woods a lot

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start using meldonin

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every raid

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10% less damage taken

soft coral
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so I don't have a need to fight people

torpid flame
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unlimited sprint pretty much

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lasts 9+ minutes

soft coral
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I don't think 10% helps against a full on hs

torpid flame
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only 40-50k on the flea

soft coral
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xdd

torpid flame
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nah it doesn't protect head damage

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but you really should try it

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the 10% damage will save you

soft coral
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I was doing

torpid flame
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more than you realize

soft coral
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scav kills on the legs

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from over 60 meters

torpid flame
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ah

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i wouldnt even bother doing dailies

soft coral
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listen

torpid flame
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until you're almost done all the real quests

soft coral
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it gave rep

torpid flame
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just because they only give like half the XP

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ah yeah ok if you needed rep its decent

soft coral
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I just needed 0.01 rep man

torpid flame
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hahah fair

soft coral
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and learning lighthouse rn just to get 1 stupid message

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🖕 no

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plus with m80 its not that hard

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thing is I never go mill even tho I know there's scavs there

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mainly because I know other people rush mill

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to see if shturman is there

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plus the woods around it are infested with campers

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its not worth it

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I wouldn't call myself a rat in terms of playstyle cuz I don't even loot that much , mostly I just go to do my quest and avoid conflict with people cuz I know that we're not early in this wipe

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so most of the people are geared as shit

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I think

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and yes on woods you'll be mostly doing sprinting among the trees and struggling to look for people (cuz there will be none most of the time)

warm echo
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when you scav in and find a pile of dead chads

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dont mind if I do

glacial stag
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did you stumble upon chads dying to a bosses guards or raiders? xd

warm echo
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nope

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outside of crackhouse at night customs

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I saw a rat looting bodies

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we looked at each other

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silently wobbled

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and we both absorbed a dead chads body

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the rat code was spoken

glacial stag
soft coral
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me when I see tiddies

glacial stag
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🤨

soft coral
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sorry wrong chat

warm echo
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update tommorow i belive

glacial stag
soft coral
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I wonder if the .366 VPO carbine is good

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80 damage bullet with like 40/50 pen

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like what is this

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what the fuck is this tarkov

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insanity

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imagine tho , using geksa

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hitting someone in the arm or leg

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breaking it

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and giving them a heavy bleed

soft coral
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I kind of want to try out the .366 ap with the vpo carbine

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just 2 tap everyone up to level 5

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-28% accuracy PepeHands

foggy jay
soft coral
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hella inacurate tho

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3 more scav leg kills to go

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previous run was super quiet , only some shots towards me from usec camp most likely cuz I spawned there and I wanted to get the hell out

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its a horrible place to be in cuz pmc spawns everywhere

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if you're huntin scavs like me that is

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hmmmm

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the north "usec camp" spawns that are around this area

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are sort of dumb

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cuz you get outskirts

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even tho its super easy to get there

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it takes like 4 minutes

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elimination done boyessss

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finally jeager 2

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this is big

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I can upgrade a lot of shit with this

glacial stag
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the new patch came

soft coral
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did it?

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yeah I see it

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these 3 spawns are busted

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cuz as far as I can see they're all outskirts spawns

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like , no , they shouldn't be

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they are way too close to outskirts

warm echo
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Trust me

austere mango
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i guess if its fired from a high accuracy gun it somewhat cancels that inaccuracy from the bullet?

warm echo
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The only thing about the gun is that it shoots a slow bullet

soft coral
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I just did a raid with the vpo-209 and noticed no inacuracy actually

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shot my scavs in the legs and dipped out

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personally I think this .366 bullet is insane for what it is

warm echo
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Yea why I main the gun

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Overall just cheap asf

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For what it does

soft coral
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vpo209 and just go around 3 shotting people with up to lv5 armor

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if you can get the AP one

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like wtf

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actually wtf

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its supposed to be a early game like "shitty" gun

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WHY DOES IT PEN UP TO 5

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WDYM

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:DDDDDDDD

soft coral
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obv recoil is high

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but when you can 2/3 shot people with it as long as you're acurate

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its nasty

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so what changed in the patch?

warm echo
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Jump height I belive was returned to a previous state

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And some other screen stuff

warm echo
soft coral
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🤷‍♂️

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what this

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oh

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an item that costs 200k

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understandable

glacial stag
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used to cost several millions a few wipes ago

soft coral
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wtf

glacial stag
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yeah :D

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remember finding one on reserve as a scav

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and ratting away with my butt clenched the whole raid

soft coral
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KEK

warm echo
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Aye you could find them in the fuckon smal fridges near the tanks outside lmao

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Haven’t seen one since those days tho

soft coral
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bro lighthouse confusing fam

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ion like it

warm echo
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Ion like it as well

soft coral
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🤝

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woods best map

soft coral
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I know this helmet is kinda shit but damn does it cool cool

glacial stag
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nikita you fat bastard

warm echo
stark torrent
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Also at least it has high ricoche rate and doesnt block ur vision

soft coral
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yeah

glacial stag
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also if you want to use the ear armor you can use them with m32 headphones atleast

soft coral
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can I now?

soft coral
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I can buy BP from prapor now

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5.45

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also

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bro wtf is with 9x18 ammo

warm echo
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What about it

soft coral
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there's like 15 different variants of it

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or something

warm echo
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Yea

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Makes sense

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For a pistol round

soft coral
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kek

warm echo
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Everyone and their mother had their own kinda round thru the years of that type

soft coral
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gonna start practicing for lighthouse

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and learning the spawns and shit

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apparently rogues have good loot

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ah yes

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another map with fucking landmines

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how fun

warm echo
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Aye just like raiders they’re good loot bags

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That’s if they don’t snipe your noggin off tho

soft coral
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bruh

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ok ok listen

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story time

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I spawn on shoreline right and I walk along the north , kill 2 scavs and start making my way over to the cottages to mark the thing and get the othalmoscope

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then I hear 2 players behind me literally less than 20 meters away

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I start shooting one but he shot my legs so I'm like on dip out

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they emptied like 2 mags trying to shoot me

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and only damaged my legs

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like how much dick do you suck

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like LMAO BRO

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I managed to escape trough the cottages and into the woods and just extracted

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when I heard like 3 nades go off

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lmao

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he hit my helmet once and it bounced off

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kek

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sick aim dude

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git gud lmao

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time for a night run

glacial stag
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So you can actually go and do the quests in their compound

soft coral
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anyway shoreline time

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lets get missed again by people who suck at aiming

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like I didn't hit him cuz I already got shot

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so better run

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he just missed everything bro

soft coral
#

did the marking and othalmoscope quest

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simple

soft coral
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damn 9 players on lighthouse

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9/12

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is worth running along the coast?

soft coral
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well whatever happens happens , only "expensive" thing I'll loose is the nvgs

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going in at night and I want at least to get jeagers note

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if I'm lucky maybe the 2 data things

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I died from

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something......

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voss killed me with a thorax shot

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even tho I heard explosions

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ok

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makes sense

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also fn five seven

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rogue took a hit straight to the fucking face

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sure game

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sure.

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OMG

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ags automatic granade launcher

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wtf dude

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wtf is this map

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how are you supposed to get inside

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and get the 2 things

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what?

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it was at night time too

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like ??????/

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how

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ok I can already tell lighthouse will be painful cuz of the rogues

glacial stag
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That or kill them all bigsus

soft coral
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died again

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got the message

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marked one

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and died from somewhere

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sure

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sure./

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ak74 wasted

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another pair of nvgs wasted

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love it

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legit wtf is this

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you just die everywhere

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and it was on a night raid too bro

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I don't even want to imagine a day raid

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just spawn and instantly get killed

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from the raider at his base firing the granade launcher

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how lovely

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lets go again :)

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trying to get the stupid message

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and not only that

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but the stupid extracts are SO FAR AWAY

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like they are too far away bro

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legit

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:////////////

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like cmon man

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like where do I go where i wont die on lighthouse

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got killed here

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because idk why someone would be there

soft coral
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they're fucking usecs

glacial stag
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Then time for murder

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Youve hyped ap-m so much. Time to go use it

soft coral
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on this map?

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like i dont even know where I'm getting shot from this death was dumb

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cuz of a camper

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I die so much from pure campers

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who have unplugged keyboards

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I'm not suprised

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like even getting the note and extracting is ass

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cuz of where the extracts are situated at

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I have to run for 20 minutes

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and then run for 20 more

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because what the actual fuck are these extracts

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on this huge ass map

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???????????

glacial stag
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Cheap armored rig, vpo with the cheap scope and 2 mags with reserve ammo in container. Nothing wrong in running a cheap loadout if you are getting frustrated from dying ig

soft coral
#

and then die more

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because my loadout sucks

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its literally the recipe for dying more :D

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use shit gear

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cant kill even a scav with no armor

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die

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like

#

what

glacial stag
#

I mean it is effective but go off if you want

soft coral
#

lighthouse

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the only map where it doesn't matter which time you run on

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because you just die from the other part of the map for no apparent reason

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or rogues who just nuke you with the stupid nade launchers

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yeah ok

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I'm sure I can do like 5 quests here no problem

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first try

glacial stag
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If you want to kill roques then bolt action is way superior. 0.38 MOA, effective distance of 1000m vs 2.23 MOA and 300m effective distance with the semi auto. Also cheaper to run since you seem be to complaining about wasting kits so much

soft coral
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NO I DONT WANT TO KILL ROGUES

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did you not read

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I want to do 2 of my dumbass lighthouse quests

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the jeager and mechanic one

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I do not need to get rogue kills

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they can fuck off

glacial stag
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But you need to kill the roques to get to the camp where you have 3 quests atleast to do xd

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You do you buddy

soft coral
#

2

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I need to get 2 notes

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in their base

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3rd JEAGER note is in the abbandoned village

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I'm not even running good gear

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idk the map that well so getting to the place is not the problem

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traversing the map unseen and unSHOT AT

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is the problem

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lets try a day raid

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I'll just sprint there

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Unless Iget a horrible spawn

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some stupid shit like this

#

for example

#

these are my quest locations

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what path do I take

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in order to be able to complete AT LEAST one @glacial stag

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I guess path to shoreline if its availible is the easiest

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car is out of the question is in such an open position I'd never take it

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3rd attempt lets die again

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died again from the usec

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at the first post

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I had gotten BOTH

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BRO

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I JUST HAD BOTH OF THEM

#

FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf

#

WTF IS THIS MAP

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WTF ARE THESE WEAPONS THEY ARE USING

#

300k in gear lost

#

AGAIN

#

BULLSHIT

#

HOW IS ANYONE MEANT TO DO THIS

#

I DONT UNDERSTAND

#

OMG

#

fuck this shit

#

I'm going on shoreline to plant the dumbass sv98

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this is insane

#

this quest is retarded

#

go into a territory and get blown up in 1 hit

#

omg

#

I LEGIT HAVE NO PLACE TO FUCKING HIDE

#

WDYM

#

only thing I got was a gpu

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and its not even found in raid

#

cuz if i wanted it to be I would've died and lost it

#

this is insane

#

I'm fucking lost on how I'm supposed to do this

#

I cant run in and get out

#

because the map is MASSIVE

#

I cant sneak in

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cuz they hear me somehow and just blow me up from 1000 meters

#

how lovely

austere mango
#

the flood is still going

soft coral
#

it is

#

guess I'll have to whip out the scope and snipe me some rogues

#

looks like its going to be the only way

#

will try again tomorrow

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or maybe get jeagers note first then do path to shoreline

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they are difficult tho

#

they better have some banger ass loot

#

and I really do mean it

warm echo
#

Woodskov out to shank his roommates if they don’t.

soft coral
#

found analgin pills

#

lit

soft coral
#

legit shot a fucker that had the same armor as me 3 times in the chest with m fucking 80

#

and he just 1 tapped me

#

fucker shot me with an armor piercing slug

#

like ok bro

#

but why are you not dead from 3 m80s

#

Like why

#

like to the chest

#

you cunt

#

like

#

CHEST

#

BRO

#

LIKE WHY

#

ARE YOU NOT DEAD

#

why are you still able to be alive and shoot