#💣tarkov-released

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unborn thistle
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Thanks for the funs dudes, nice ending.

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40 secs pmc run

soft coral
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yeah I prefer to play alone honestly , no offense

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I just like the more slow and calculated playstyle

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that woods run was kinda shit ngl

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looking at how I played it

unborn thistle
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You started streaming bro

soft coral
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I'll record a video of me actually playing and post it on youtube

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some of these days and you'll see how I play

unborn thistle
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pogors

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Like a true ||pussy||

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I get it, keeps you alive

soft coral
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even If I kill 1 scav , its a win for me

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the way that streamers and youtubers play tarkov they just kit themselves out

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go in

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spray a bunch

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and pray to kill someone

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at least from what I've noticed

unborn thistle
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When they alone, shits mostly real like you do but with people, shits on fire but there's the lazy ones who just follow meta and don't even use ads, 0 recoild full kit armor.

soft coral
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and , isn't that the goal of the game

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to survive

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and not just gamble all your loot every raid

unborn thistle
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Tbh they play like 10 hours a day, things get old pretty easy and you need some entertainment for yourself and viewers

soft coral
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well the game is entertaining for me like this
I enjoy it

unborn thistle
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And popular streamers gain real money for entertainment so

soft coral
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lol

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has kept me alive so far and I think I'm doing pretty well , mostly so I'll continue to play alone

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there's just too much going on with a group

unborn thistle
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There's no indicators so it's important for group people to get used to each other.

soft coral
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or I can just continue to play alone

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I like it more this way

glacial stag
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alright omw to lighthouse to see if it runs ^^

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holy shit i hate this game

soft coral
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lol

austere mango
glacial stag
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i mean it runs but looks like a roblox game at the same time

austere mango
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if you never played roblox you dont know how accurate your description is...

soft coral
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lmao

warm echo
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i can taste the crunchy pixles

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yum yum

soft coral
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@glacial stag we went too fast on woods btw

warm echo
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ye waiting the first 10 mins out for the chads to duke it out is the way

soft coral
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we took some stupid shots and made too much noise and then just running out sort of in the open is what killed us

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I made a mistake thinking its safe to go this early

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especially near the base

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my bad I guess

warm echo
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the chads usually go thru maps in 15-20 mins tops which is great. Once they leave its usually the mellower pmcs and scavs that are left. aka the friendly people that wiggle

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met so many fellow rats at the end of the 10 min woods timer

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we groovin

soft coral
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lol

warm echo
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into the meatgrinder

soft coral
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yeah

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going in with that mosin was a bad idea

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but I didn't have much gear one me

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yeah I'll stick to playing slow and methodical

unborn thistle
soft coral
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boys

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I've peaked in tarkov

plucky yoke
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weak

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i will show you real power

soft coral
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the true meme round

plucky yoke
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sadly im too low level for that

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iv barely played this wipe

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for now its grizzly slugs

soft coral
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good enough actually

warm echo
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6.5 da real winner

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l e g ,m et a

glacial stag
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if i use something its either flechette or magnum buck

glacial stag
unborn thistle
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You and your loner tactics smh

soft coral
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clearing of compoud would've been even more loud cuz of the scavs there

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then people will know you're going to mill or scav rock and will be looking for you

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the guy we encountered was unluck cuz he spawned near the oldstation spawn

glacial stag
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yeah but that guy would have either been there looting it at the moment of arriving or somewhere fucking off

soft coral
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a spawn which I've never gotten so that was weird

soft coral
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anyway

glacial stag
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as such looting and scooting as they say would have gotten far away from the bad man

soft coral
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we weren't geared at all

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all I had with me was a shitty mosin

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gn folks

glacial stag
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aight gn ivan. Im gonna continue suffering in lighthouse with a friend of mine

unborn thistle
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You guys have friends wtf

glacial stag
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shocking. Man has a life outside of tarkov and discord

unborn thistle
plucky yoke
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whats a "friend"?

unborn thistle
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I m a g i n e

glacial stag
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a person who you can rely on and who relies upon you

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in many aspects of life

unborn thistle
plucky yoke
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foreign concept

glacial stag
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plastic looking mf

soft coral
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I simply like to play slower that's all

unborn thistle
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mipmapping CatJamFlipped

soft coral
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this is literally how contract wars looked on my pc back in the day

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lovely

unborn thistle
soft coral
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yes shut up

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never talk in vc again

glacial stag
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he only has the voices within his head to worry about

unborn thistle
soft coral
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the voices

unborn thistle
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Never talk in voice chat again

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wtf

soft coral
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jk

unborn thistle
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I didn't trouble you with my soundboard enough it seems

unborn thistle
glacial stag
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alright 5 lighthouse tasks done

unborn thistle
glacial stag
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now onto befriending roques so i can waltz in and get the quest items there

warm echo
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yesh

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had a fuckin amazing reserve run

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scaved in

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and there were 8 bodies near the armored train

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so much fuckin loot

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5 backpacks deep a nvg

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rpk fully kitted armor etc

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I was around 50 kg when i left

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the chads must have had a fight with the raiders or something

glacial stag
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huzzah truly a man befitting of the name Ratman

warm echo
unborn thistle
glacial stag
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i wish i had never layed my eyes upon "kekpog"

warm echo
glacial stag
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anyways first time i went to d-2

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actually blew me away man it looked great

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still does

warm echo
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used to only do factory runs for quick money

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now reserve is my best friend.

glacial stag
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Nice haul but your stash really gets my attention

warm echo
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lets not talk about that

glacial stag
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I uuh yeah

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I think its for the bettee

warm echo
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ineedcasessofuckinbad

glacial stag
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Dont know if thats funny or sad kekwait

plucky yoke
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salewa army\

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holy shit

warm echo
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the red army baby

plucky yoke
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you could supply a entire platoon with that stash

warm echo
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i gotta bad case of notselling anything and just hoarding

plucky yoke
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rat syndrome

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iv gotten over it

warm echo
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truly

plucky yoke
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if i need space

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well so

warm echo
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im down bad with the ratsyndrome

plucky yoke
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im like

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i need space

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buit dont wanna sell stuff

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then i start selling stuff\

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and get neuron activaction

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from money going up

warm echo
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bieg brain

plucky yoke
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and then stash is magically cleared

warm echo
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I may or may not have 3 luckys

plucky yoke
warm echo
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ITLL ALL PAY OFF WHEN I UNLOCK THE MARKET

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I SWEAR IT!!

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ratsanity

plucky yoke
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i am a chad

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that is in debt

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well not really

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im not in debt

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just dont feel like doing quests

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so i run arund with a double barrel

warm echo
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understandable

plucky yoke
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and grizzly slugs

warm echo
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moggers

plucky yoke
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watch my sheer concentration

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the entire time

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no panic

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shhh

warm echo
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how the fuck

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did you not die

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hahahahahaha

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that man should have killed you thrice over my god

plucky yoke
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yeah

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he kepy hitting one arm

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which reduced the damage i took overall

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i had no right to live through it

warm echo
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my man tag tanked 4 buckshot rounds and 3 magdumps of the pp

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what a chad

plucky yoke
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if memory serves correctly

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it was

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88 rounds

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of the base 9mm rounds

soft coral
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free bastions , I repeat free bastions

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come and take yours today

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4 ram sticks is

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about 8k to 9k a piece

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and the actual cost of that suppressor is

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over 90k

warm echo
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Yo

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I kinda fuck with the vpo 215

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You can’t pen shit unless your using ap or xpo ammo but

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Damn it’s cheap as dirt

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Domed a few pmcs at woods with it

buoyant fossil
soft coral
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literally just farm RAM in scav runs and get them like that

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its not the best suppressor from the calibers it can go on , but it does go on a lot of calibers so that's why Its expensive imo

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I'd still use the actual caliber of suppressor for a gun

glacial stag
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I loved using the vpo with red dots early wipe

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Shit banged hard

soft coral
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vpo is awesome with ap

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bullets fly slow tho

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KEK

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never knew you could open this

soft coral
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shut

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I still can't believe there was a graphics card on interchange yesterday holy shit

soft coral
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this is the 2nd time I've been spawned in a raid on interchange with 36 mins left

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what is this

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wtf

warm echo
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God reserve deep bunkers fight when there are raiders, pmcs, and scavs stomping around and you are just sitting at the power switch door gripping your mp twitching

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Holy fuck my heart

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So many dead bodies but I made it out with a dude I cooped with voip

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God I love tarky

glacial stag
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Become the scav whisperer and concince them to go with you to the duo extract

soft coral
warm echo
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But if we deep in d2 hell we do the knife swipe dance

soft coral
warm echo
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Green screen room?

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Or airdrop

glacial stag
soft coral
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airdrop ofc

soft coral
warm echo
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2 Tetris for 1 BC

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Yum

soft coral
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literally MEMEZ BOYS

warm echo
soft coral
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this map is pure memes

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don't ever tell me otherwise

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interchange is meme map

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go in

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leave with 500k worth of shit

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actually more

warm echo
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I do the same with night reserves

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I’m sure the same can be applied to night interchange

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Night is truly the rat paradise

soft coral
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not even night

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I'm scav running

warm echo
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Everyone is usually chill to just farm peacefully

soft coral
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you think I'll go pmc on interchange?

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good joke

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solid one

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10/10

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made me laugh

warm echo
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I’d laugh

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If it wasn’t me

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Fucking things are so gotdamn rare

soft coral
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man I laughed too

stark torrent
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dont think i ever found one

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so far

warm echo
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I will not succumb to the fleas siren call

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IWill find IT

soft coral
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I found

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about 5

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bro y'all mfs need to start scav running more

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shits great

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wdym you can't find any

glacial stag
soft coral
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just go scav runs

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and loot caches

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is it hard?

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no

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is it fun?

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Da

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caches on interchange are damn easy

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literally go in a circle

warm echo
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Sall fun and games till rng drills you a new one

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Where’s my godamn exper-I mean thermite jar?

austere mango
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wait you mean that jar was not jam?

glacial stag
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It was full of termites monkaS

soft coral
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Hi team

unborn thistle
soft coral
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GAAH DAMN

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that's big money right there

unborn thistle
soft coral
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5 days?

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wtf

soft coral
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OMG

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lost connection mid raid

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oh God oh no

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I'm gonna be dead 100%

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I WAS ALIVE

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omg

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all 3 ambulances marked

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ez

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3 scavs killed for punished , ez once more

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tfw you get killed by a scav player

buoyant fossil
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Get cheeki fookin breekied m8.

soft coral
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I'm not mad

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I'm disappiointed

buoyant fossil
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Cheeki
Breeki

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Damke.

soft coral
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I wish them the most suffering

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for turning on their fellow scav brothers

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pieces of trash

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how does a flechette shot in the chest not kill a guy

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ok fuck it

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.50 bmg time

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not gonna be kidding around with weak ass shells

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which do nothing

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legit half the shells in the game do nothing

glacial stag
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unlike most buckshots

soft coral
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as I said

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.50 makeshift bmg time

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no excuses for that thing to NOT do damage

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otherwise I blame the game when I point blank someone in the chest

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and they walk it off

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ap-20 or .50

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accepts no substitutes

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not even gonna wear armor

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just a helmet and some headset and no meds

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I just need 6 kills

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cant be that hard

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-20 SR %

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died from bleeding

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ofc

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idc I'll keep going

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the fact that it has to be in FUCKING OFFICE AREA BRO

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problem is those corridors are stupid the pellets are too inacurate to land a hit

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let alone a hs

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another death

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3 in a row so far

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with no kills near office

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I double tapped a guy on the stairs just now

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and he just ran me through with 9x19PST BRO

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this quest is just bullshit

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how is any new player supposed to do it

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without going under 20% survival rate

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no 10%

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its just teadeous

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especially if you get a bad spawn

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its a dice roll wether or not you get there safely

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simply bullshit

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I give up

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I'm not doing jeagers quests

soft coral
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ok tarkov , I'll allow your apology

unborn thistle
soft coral
buoyant fossil
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Jaeger quests are fine... Except the boss hunting ones.

soft coral
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no they're not

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as a new player they're too hard and too specific

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and don't even give good shit

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I'll leave them for last

buoyant fossil
soft coral
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what shit does he even sell at higher levels

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apart from some shotguns

buoyant fossil
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How can you hate him when he's also an Ivan?

soft coral
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BRO HIS NAME IS IVAN

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OMG

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:DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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I just read that on the wiki

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omg

buoyant fossil
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Think he has the sicc case for barter but I'm not 100% sure

soft coral
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well not all his quests are super hard

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some are simple

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but others , ahhh

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LOL

buoyant fossil
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Good stuff.

soft coral
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they literally took nothing from that raid

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this was my setup , that day I duo'd with that guy in vc here

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bruh

buoyant fossil
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Tarkov giveth back.

soft coral
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they didn't even take thescope

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on the mosin

unborn thistle
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Rip that helmet tho

soft coral
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da

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OMG

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I DIED FROM SCAVS IN WOODS BRO

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I WAS PRESSING VVVVVVVVV

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for quick melee

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and nothing happened

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WTF GAME

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FUCK YOU GAME

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WHERES MY MELEEEEEEEEEEEEEee

austere mango
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quick melee? in tarkov?

soft coral
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YES

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THERE IS SUCH A THING

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I'll have you know

austere mango
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i didnt even know

soft coral
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now you do

austere mango
soft coral
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WHAT WAS THAT

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I shot a scav

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with no armor

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3 times in the chest with a mosin

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and he just rushed me with his saiga

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BRO DO BULLETS DO NO DAMAGE WHAT IS THIS

unborn thistle
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Yup, there's a quick melee button

soft coral
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there is

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and my pmc just whipped out a ai-2

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??????????????????????/

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GAME

unborn thistle
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You just one tap and return to your gun asap

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Useful for breaking windows and stuff

soft coral
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I wanted to melee him

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there were 3 of them in the attachments kabin

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for some reason

unborn thistle
soft coral
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yeah apparently 7.62x54 just does nothing

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like fuck off

unborn thistle
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54 just makes everything numb

soft coral
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what ammo do I use in it

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wtf

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how am I supposed to kill scavs from over 40 meters with this thing

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that doesn't even do damage up close

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do I use lps or PS

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tbh it doesn't even matter

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fucking woods moment

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literally dying from scavs , not one person seen

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average woods run honestly

unborn thistle
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Teaches you to be precise and patient.

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I fuckin love bolt actions

soft coral
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no it teaches you to use good ammos such as 5.45 or 7.62x39 or 5.56

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not these trash ass roudns

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that apparently do no damage

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even tho they're massive

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yeah bgs sure

unborn thistle
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The tip

soft coral
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fucking MOSIN ROUNDS BRO

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that motherfucker

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should 1 shot

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if I hit someone in the arm even

unborn thistle
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Every mosin round is insane

soft coral
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cuz of the sheer energy it carries

unborn thistle
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You are just suck kekw

soft coral
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its not

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no

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I hit the scav 3 times

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he just ran it off

unborn thistle
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LPS is like penetrating level 6 armor

soft coral
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ah yes my bad

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I forgot scav vest is lv 10 armor actually

unborn thistle
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It starts from armor 4

soft coral
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what about ps?

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cuz that's what I put

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the fucking bullet should 2 shot at minimum

unborn thistle
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4

soft coral
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scavs dont ever wear 4 on woods

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like the basic scavs

unborn thistle
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Dude had the extreme adrenaline forgot to die

soft coral
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local scav too angry to die

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and then they rushed me in woods cabin

unborn thistle
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Or simply was a player and cheatin

soft coral
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he died eventually I think from bleeding

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lets try this bullshit 0 damage round once more

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my guess is the round is so powerful it just enters and leaves without doing any significant damage

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like

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its x54 bro

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if you dont have armor and you get hit with that hint even in the arm

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its gone

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it will legit get cut off

unborn thistle
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Nah

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It will just penetrate the whole arm

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it depends on the fragmentation of the round

soft coral
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if you shoot someones arm from the side

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and on the other end is the body

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that motherfucker will go through one

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and INTO THE OTHER

unborn thistle
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Bruh, depends

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This isnt cod

soft coral
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tarkov mechanics do not work

unborn thistle
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And you aren't made of wood

soft coral
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and I'm shooting 7.62x54

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need I remind you

unborn thistle
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Escape from Tarkov Wiki

Ballistics are an important part of Escape from Tarkov. They play a big role in firefights and often determine the outcomes. Choosing the right weapon, ammo and gear is one of the most important parts in coming out on top of fighting.

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And there is your ping

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The tick rate

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Servers are sometimes worse than ubishit potatoes

soft coral
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lol it spawned me near scav house

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kek

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and no scavs

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mhm

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typical

unborn thistle
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Best way to die

soft coral
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dumb ways to die

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got one

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it counted

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good

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sure

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gg****

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this is retarded

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wow

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I dont believe it

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yep

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ded

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bro what was that

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he hit me once and all my energy and water went away

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? what

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wtf was that

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I am not having fun these past 2 days

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everything is going to fucking shit

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aight I'll bring a cms kit

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fuck this

glacial stag
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Soon youll numb to the pain that tarkov gives dw

soft coral
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the times I don't bring a cms kit

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I get all my body blacked out

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yeah bro ok

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what did I get hitby

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soot it went through the armor

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and killed my stomach in ONE SHOT

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I enjoy woods but

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when there's literally 0 scavs spawning

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I DONT ENJOY WOODS

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its like spawn fucking scavs so I can kill em you bitch

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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

glacial stag
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Ye its this part of the wipe where most of the people roll bullets that pen armor class 4 reliably

soft coral
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not a good start

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what people are you talking about

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I got shot by a scav

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not a player

buoyant fossil
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I want to avoid this chat so much since Ivan talks about literally everything that happens to him and it makes me want tarkov so bad yet I can't get it.

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I can't just mute it either.

glacial stag
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Nvm then maybe your rig being armor class 3 might explain something

soft coral
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whatever

soft coral
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ima try the sv98

soft coral
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I'm just chatting what's the problem

buoyant fossil
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Nothing

stark torrent
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He wasnt attacking you

soft coral
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ah

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lmao

buoyant fossil
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There's no problem with that, just a lil jelly.

stark torrent
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Just says he is a bit jealous caus he cant olay

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Why tho

soft coral
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olay

stark torrent
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Game is on sale , best time to get it

soft coral
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are we in spain?

buoyant fossil
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Again?

soft coral
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fighting with bulls?

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OLAY!!

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cringe joke

buoyant fossil
stark torrent
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Isnt it , olé?

soft coral
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yes

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ledy don't ruin my joke

stark torrent
soft coral
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me go woods with sv98

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le go

buoyant fossil
stark torrent
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Well.....that was ur choice

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Might as well enjoy it

buoyant fossil
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Yep.

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The game is still 35, where exactly it is on sale sus

stark torrent
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It was then

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Thats too bad

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It was a week ago i think

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20% off

buoyant fossil
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Ye, for 2 days only as well.

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So much for an anniversary sale omegalul.

stark torrent
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They got backlash aboyt ukraine war

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Cause they have a national day called Defender's Day or smth

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And thats when they invaded

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So yeah

buoyant fossil
unborn thistle
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6 years of alpha=No backlash
Fatherland day invasion=Backlash

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It wasn't even their doing wtf

austere mango
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the backlash is probably from people who cant play the game or are shit at it

unborn thistle
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"My god I got banned because I chose to use cheats, I suck at this game but I can buy it again it's on sale"

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"How is this game still alive, it's been 6 years and it's still on alpha smh"

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Because people like you keep giving them money

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I love dargov community

soft coral
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aight I survived

glacial stag
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People like me? I got my friend to buy me the game and still havent paid back bigsus

soft coral
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I can't get used to ballistics of 7.62x54 idk if it goes too fast or too slow

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got 2 scavs

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1 more

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from here to here its about 150 meters

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I was shooting dead center at a scav

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and wasn't hitting him

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no way the bullet drops that much at 150

glacial stag
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Why not just zero the gun to 150

soft coral
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doesn't matter

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I refuse to believe bullets drop that much in tarkov

glacial stag
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Well if you dont use the mechanic it sure does matter xd

soft coral
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it says 100

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I'm using iron sights

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it literally doesn't zero in at 150

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it can't

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I got 4 so one more

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turns out 40 meters is like nothing

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relatively speaking in woods size

stark torrent
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im some of a farmer myself

warm echo
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The draganov community

soft coral
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wtf

glacial stag
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Luckily for you the russian economy is failing so the price of bitcoin is decently high rn

warm echo
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Now an Ak will cost a mil roubles soon on the flea

glacial stag
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Time to liquidate my stash and roubles into dollars

warm echo
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Prap is my enemy. Now Peacekeeper is my best friend.

glacial stag
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M80, .45 acp ap and 56A1 is all i need

soft coral
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what bolt action uses 7.62x51

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I will use that with m80

plucky yoke
soft coral
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does it have ironsights?

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well it doens't

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so that's off the list

plucky yoke
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im 90% sure it does get irons

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nevermind it doesnt

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rip

soft coral
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not even orsis has them

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kek

stark torrent
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the dollar to rouble on the other hand.....

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kekw get fucked

soft coral
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I did the quest

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tarkov shooter part 2 is unironically way easier

stark torrent
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oh fuck i didnt do that one yet

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i still need 4 kills i think

soft coral
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go woods

stark torrent
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damn where did u do it and with what

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mosin?

soft coral
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mosin the first 3 , barely getting them and then for the final 2 I whipped out the sv98

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sv98 is superior mosin

stark torrent
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yeah imma go naked with an svd thats that

soft coral
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bolt action

stark torrent
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sv98

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srty

soft coral
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kek

stark torrent
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yeah i have like 3

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getting jaeger rep without eod

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and for peackeeper

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is a pain in the ass

soft coral
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running this

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I could camp scav house and checkpoint

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depending on where I spawn

stark torrent
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if you want the sweetest scope ever get the VUDU

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but its like 70k

soft coral
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nah

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this one is good

stark torrent
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but its such a clean scope

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what is it callwed

soft coral
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its perfect

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what else do I need the fk

stark torrent
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ah the razor

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this one

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yeah its nice

soft coral
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yes

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1x6

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same shit

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different reticle

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no need to buy another scope

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bro whata reward my guy

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thanks jeager

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Those will be of a lot of help

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fucking old man

soft coral
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time to run in during night time again

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for the 9685th time

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I FORGO THE KEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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and died

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:/

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god dud

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the amount of fucking times I've forgotten keys

buoyant fossil
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Have a docs case already?

soft coral
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I do

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I simply had it taken out cuz I had a CMS and a salewa in the secure

glacial stag
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Tbf you can barter for a keyholder. You can still have keys in your container with a cms and a afak then

buoyant fossil
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Gotta grind for that Epsilon, kekw .

soft coral
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got the oli shit

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good stuff boys

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its not a huge quest but it unlocks other so its good shit

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How actually good is RIP ammo

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I feel like spraying kids with that stuff will be nasty

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just break all their legs and arms and put 5 bleeds on em

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lol

foggy jay
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It's only good against bad people

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And if you are good enough to spray a single leg, you can spray heads

glacial stag
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embrace the leg meta. Cause mayhem against chads with altyns bigsus

warm echo
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Raises the 6.5 buck banner

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Ur legs r mien

glacial stag
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personally i use the ppsh with the LRNPC rounds

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have had great success with leg meta on that machine

soft coral
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join woods as scav

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instantly hear 3 mines go off

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God I love this map

soft coral
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god I hate shoreline

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I am marking the fucking medal shit

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and one of them is right where sanitar spawns

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and there's 2 groups of people tehre

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and I just instantly died

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like FUC KOFF

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like the one tim

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THE ONE TIME

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I DONT HAVE A QUEST OVER AT THE RESORT

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EVERYONE IS AT THE PLACE WHERE I NEED TO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I HATE IT

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I HAT EIT

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its like the fk do I do in this situation man

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just wait

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for over 30 minutes in a fucking bush

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like a rat

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because that's the only viable way to play the game without having a stroke or dying every 5 seconds

austere mango
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MonkaWae maybe calm down a bit

soft coral
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maybe you try doing this qust

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and then tell me to calm down

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no

austere mango
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no

soft coral
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I will tell you to calm down

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cuz its so bullshit

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and ofc I encountered no fucking scav on the way to try to do punisher because why would I

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might aswell make every quest on labs

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how about that BSG

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or factory

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yes

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put every quest in the game on factory

soft coral
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ok

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and now

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I shoot a pmc DEAD CENTER

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and I die right as I see him drop

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yeah game I believe you

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MUSLIM006

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WOW

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sick name dude

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would've been cool if the game actually didn't make you die after you kill someone

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but ok

austere mango
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MonkaWae haha he is a funny clown haha

soft coral
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np

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I didn't say anything about clowns

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dont assume stuff I'll say

austere mango
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thats not what i meant...

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i mean his user name is an attempt at comedy

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and a really bad one

soft coral
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it is

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fucking trash

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but how the fk

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do I headshot you

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like middle of the face

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and apparently I'm the one who dies

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HOW DOES THAT WORK

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it didn't even count as a kill

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ok game

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sure 🙄

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I call complete and utter bullshit on that one

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like I have 5 mill to spend its not a problem

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its jsut

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so many of my deaths are because of stupid shit like this

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bullet didn't do any damage

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game apparently ignoring headshots

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like ok

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no problem

austere mango
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you can tell us what happens but complaining about it for long and in so many messages is not going to change anything and is a bit annoying

soft coral
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sure whatever

soft coral
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kek

unborn thistle
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This channel is Ivan's Eden

soft coral
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man

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cmon man :(

unborn thistle
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I didn't say anything negative

soft coral
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you want the backstory to this epic scav loot run

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this is all from a single guy

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I've never seen someone suck this much dick at aiming in my 100+ scav raids

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holy shit was he bad

unborn thistle
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I don't play tarkov fortfart is better

soft coral
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da

austere mango
unborn thistle
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And Epic Games surely loves to fuck up some of my games with their hidden overlay

soft coral
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anyway , backstory to this loot is I go factory I roam around and hear shots , so there's a player obv or a scav player then I hear footsteps behind me

unborn thistle
soft coral
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I turn around and see this dude geared up

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he spams 6 shots from the shotgun

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hits 1

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meanwhile I'm legit sitting still trying to aim at him(imagine how much he sucks to not be able to hit a non moving target) and then I simply tapped him

unborn thistle
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Speech to text would save your life ngl

soft coral
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what

unborn thistle
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All this writing

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You could start another raid while just using speech to text

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Yo losing money while weuting

soft coral
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kek

unborn thistle
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Time is money pogweird

soft coral
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like I'm not good at the game

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but people like this on scav runs just amaze me

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like stop moving then shoot you idiot

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even I know that

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free RFb

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thanks dude

warm echo
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my days off

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time to fuckin GRind

unborn thistle
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Pls no rain tho

soft coral
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rain + woods

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  • fog
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tarkov becomes a horror game

glacial stag
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idk how to put it into words in english

soft coral
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you simply say it sucks

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lol

glacial stag
unborn thistle
soft coral
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I've actually not yet gone woods at night

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surely would be fun

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as much as I love woods

unborn thistle
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Bruh, some of them are just poison knife run at you full soeed

soft coral
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kek

unborn thistle
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Lemme find that video

soft coral
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lmao

glacial stag
soft coral
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this screen is what I call

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getting tarkovd

soft coral
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so apparently back in the day

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scavs and player scavs used to drop with 100% guns

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wow

glacial stag
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yeah the current system came this wipe

soft coral
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good

glacial stag
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there were no malfunctions etc

soft coral
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that's good

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I like how it is now

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Imagine how easy it was to farm aks back in the day

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do a scav runs , kill literally every scav

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get out with 5 aks

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I honestly like something that made the game harder

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because we like suffering

glacial stag
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nah that certainly wasnt the meta xd

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the system hasnt changed much in the game tbh

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or well all that much

soft coral
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One thing I want

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is being able to repare guns to full durability

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make it like anomaly where you have condition of the parts
this constantly dropping in durability jsut gets annoying with each repair like surely you can repair a bad ak to blistering quality like its brand new

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especially people like mechanic

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make him repair your ak to full

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but cost like a lot more

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there

unborn thistle
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Dunno, it helps with my must loot everything obsession, some guns are ablsolute trash now which I have to leave and move on. Actually made me ignore a lot of things.

soft coral
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random thought right

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you ever go into woods and you see a player come from or is in the most absurd place where there's 0 loot 0 scavs 0 nothing and you spot them just crouching

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I know it has happened to me

unborn thistle
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Maybe they are just taking a dump how would I know man

soft coral
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kek

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taking a dump irl

unborn thistle
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I love SCUM because of that

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A FIREFIGHT

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GODDAMN I NEED TO TAKE A SHIt

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OH LOOK, GOLDEN DEAGLE

glacial stag
soft coral
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literally hearing someone from 400 meters eating tushonka

glacial stag
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thats the final level of rathood

soft coral
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I'm not there yet

glacial stag
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you still must pass through the bushwookie, extract camper levels atleast

warm echo
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ah the classic

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running the TT to do night questing

soft coral
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How hard is reserve?

glacial stag
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Hard to get out of

soft coral
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I have a bunch of shit there to do

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and I've not learned it yet

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even as a scav

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its just so small and cramped

buoyant fossil
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Easy camping too.

glacial stag
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Reserve is really fun for firefights etc and was really good for loot

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But the extracts are horrific

unborn thistle
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Don't expect a nice fps

soft coral
#

kek

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gonna finish shoreline first

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the punisher and the marking quests and then move on

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I do need to learn reserve tho

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a bunch of quests there

soft coral
#

so apparently reserve is a military base?

#

my scav got the drip bro

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sandals with socks

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THERES A PMC CAMPING the bunkers at 8 minutes left

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

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ah no

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it was a scav player

#

same shit

#

hahahahaah

warm echo
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Reserve is the best

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Night raids on it is so easy

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Scaving

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Barely anyone botheres you

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But pmcing is another story entirely

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Bunker fights are fucking blood pumping

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Funny thing, youll have a massive firefight with a group of two. And then you’ll have to do that same intense fight with 3-4 other groups of two

buoyant fossil
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And you don't even know for sure if they're raiders or players. w0rry

warm echo
#

Fr

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Just bloodbath in the darkness

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Fire at anything that moves

buoyant fossil
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That's intense, I like it.

warm echo
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Yea it’s fun

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Funnier when everyone is trying to voip each other to not shoot

buoyant fossil
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:kekw:

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:kekw:

warm echo
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Rip nitro

buoyant fossil
#

Okay discord.

warm echo
buoyant fossil
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It's the kekw from this server actually odd enough.

warm echo
#

Rip discord

#

Weird mine works

buoyant fossil
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Oh well

#

Back to Gamma.

warm echo
soft coral
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Lol shturman was alive on woods

stark torrent
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I remember the time when our 4 man had 5 grenades each

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That was fun kekw

warm echo
#

for sure

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when you make it halway thru to d2 and your friend gets blasted by the final group of 2

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someone turns the alarm

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and the raiders start stomping in

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meanwhile a scav is trying to negotiate with the 2 pmcs for parlay.

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And theres just me sitting in the power switch room with a mp at the door.

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was hella fun and i made it out amist the chaos

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so sad I missed out on so many dead Fat bodies but it was panic mode

soft coral
#

Honestly

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I feel like shoreline is way too empty and boring

soft coral
#

this is legit the path I took

#

I walked all over the map

#

not seeing ONE player

#

but killing 4 scavs

#

like

#

this map is super dumb

#

how was there nobody at resort

#

nobody at gas station

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nobody at cottages

#

idk

#

did colleagues on the first try

#

so that's nice

warm echo
soft coral
#

hey woods is fun

#

don't do my boy woods like that

#

I'm suprised the scav on resort was even alive

#

cuz I know there's one scav there pretty much always

warm echo
#

Damn right I’ll do woods like that

#

I like close quarters maps

#

Not open maps where I’m running 80% of the time just to find action or to get sniped from 1000 ft away

#

God I just realized

#

My chad friends are infecting my mind.

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What have I become

soft coral
#

this is why you play alone

#

play the game however you like

glacial stag
warm echo
#

NEVER