#💣tarkov-released
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yeah I prefer to play alone honestly , no offense
I just like the more slow and calculated playstyle
that woods run was kinda shit ngl
looking at how I played it
I'll record a video of me actually playing and post it on youtube
some of these days and you'll see how I play
even If I kill 1 scav , its a win for me
the way that streamers and youtubers play tarkov they just kit themselves out
go in
spray a bunch
and pray to kill someone
at least from what I've noticed
When they alone, shits mostly real like you do but with people, shits on fire but there's the lazy ones who just follow meta and don't even use ads, 0 recoild full kit armor.
and , isn't that the goal of the game
to survive
and not just gamble all your loot every raid
Tbh they play like 10 hours a day, things get old pretty easy and you need some entertainment for yourself and viewers
well the game is entertaining for me like this
I enjoy it
And popular streamers gain real money for entertainment so
lol
has kept me alive so far and I think I'm doing pretty well , mostly so I'll continue to play alone
there's just too much going on with a group
There's no indicators so it's important for group people to get used to each other.
lol
famous last words
i mean it runs but looks like a roblox game at the same time
if you never played roblox you dont know how accurate your description is...
lmao
@glacial stag we went too fast on woods btw
we took some stupid shots and made too much noise and then just running out sort of in the open is what killed us
I made a mistake thinking its safe to go this early
especially near the base
my bad I guess
the chads usually go thru maps in 15-20 mins tops which is great. Once they leave its usually the mellower pmcs and scavs that are left. aka the friendly people that wiggle
met so many fellow rats at the end of the 10 min woods timer
we groovin
and half of them unironically die
lol
into the meatgrinder
yeah
going in with that mosin was a bad idea
but I didn't have much gear one me
yeah I'll stick to playing slow and methodical
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sadly im too low level for that
iv barely played this wipe
for now its grizzly slugs
good enough actually
if i use something its either flechette or magnum buck
or too slow kek. I would have probs cleared the compound and fucked off to sniper rock or behind it immediately if i was alone
You and your loner tactics smh
nah , too fast
clearing of compoud would've been even more loud cuz of the scavs there
then people will know you're going to mill or scav rock and will be looking for you
the guy we encountered was unluck cuz he spawned near the oldstation spawn
yeah but that guy would have either been there looting it at the moment of arriving or somewhere fucking off
a spawn which I've never gotten so that was weird
anyway
as such looting and scooting as they say would have gotten far away from the bad man
aight gn ivan. Im gonna continue suffering in lighthouse with a friend of mine
You guys have friends 
shocking. Man has a life outside of tarkov and discord

whats a "friend"?
I m a g i n e

foreign concept
plastic looking mf
I simply like to play slower that's all
mipmapping 
Ok bro we get it, we won't trouble with you with our voices agane 
he only has the voices within his head to worry about

I see silhouettes
the voices
jk
I didn't trouble you with my soundboard enough it seems

alright 5 lighthouse tasks done

now onto befriending roques so i can waltz in and get the quest items there

yesh
had a fuckin amazing reserve run
scaved in
and there were 8 bodies near the armored train
so much fuckin loot
5 backpacks deep a nvg
rpk fully kitted armor etc
I was around 50 kg when i left
the chads must have had a fight with the raiders or something
huzzah truly a man befitting of the name Ratman

i wish i had never layed my eyes upon "kekpog"

anyways first time i went to d-2
actually blew me away man it looked great
still does
Nice haul but your stash really gets my attention
Dont know if thats funny or sad 
the red army baby
you could supply a entire platoon with that stash
truly
im down bad with the ratsyndrome
im like
i need space
buit dont wanna sell stuff
then i start selling stuff\
and get neuron activaction
from money going up
bieg brain
and then stash is magically cleared
I may or may not have 3 luckys

i am a chad
that is in debt
well not really
im not in debt
just dont feel like doing quests
so i run arund with a double barrel
understandable
and grizzly slugs
moggers
how the fuck
did you not die
hahahahahaha
that man should have killed you thrice over my god
yeah
he kepy hitting one arm
which reduced the damage i took overall
i had no right to live through it
free bastions , I repeat free bastions
come and take yours today
4 ram sticks is
about 8k to 9k a piece
and the actual cost of that suppressor is
over 90k
Yo
I kinda fuck with the vpo 215
You can’t pen shit unless your using ap or xpo ammo but
Damn it’s cheap as dirt
Domed a few pmcs at woods with it
Usual stuff.
literally just farm RAM in scav runs and get them like that
its not the best suppressor from the calibers it can go on , but it does go on a lot of calibers so that's why Its expensive imo
I'd still use the actual caliber of suppressor for a gun
Bolt action billionare type of beat
I loved using the vpo with red dots early wipe
Shit banged hard
shut
I still can't believe there was a graphics card on interchange yesterday holy shit
this is the 2nd time I've been spawned in a raid on interchange with 36 mins left
what is this
wtf
God reserve deep bunkers fight when there are raiders, pmcs, and scavs stomping around and you are just sitting at the power switch door gripping your mp twitching

Holy fuck my heart
So many dead bodies but I made it out with a dude I cooped with voip
God I love tarky
Become the scav whisperer and concince them to go with you to the duo extract
hehe
I just do the fire tap sequence and it works 90% of the time 
But if we deep in d2 hell we do the knife swipe dance
memes
Pagman. Should start doing it myself
airdrop ofc
I meant all the loot
literally MEMEZ BOYS
It’s the secret sauce unless the scav is a newer player they usually come
this map is pure memes
don't ever tell me otherwise
interchange is meme map
go in
leave with 500k worth of shit
actually more
I do the same with night reserves
I’m sure the same can be applied to night interchange
Night is truly the rat paradise
Everyone is usually chill to just farm peacefully
man I laughed too
yeah i bought mine from flea
dont think i ever found one
so far
I found
about 5
bro y'all mfs need to start scav running more
shits great
wdym you can't find any
I HATE THE FLEA MARKET!!! 
just go scav runs
and loot caches
is it hard?
no
is it fun?
Da
caches on interchange are damn easy
literally go in a circle
Sall fun and games till rng drills you a new one
Where’s my godamn exper-I mean thermite jar?
It was full of termites 
Hi team


OMG
lost connection mid raid
oh God oh no
I'm gonna be dead 100%
I WAS ALIVE
omg
all 3 ambulances marked
ez
3 scavs killed for punished , ez once more
tfw you get killed by a scav player
Get cheeki fookin breekied m8.
Cheeki
Breeki
...
Damke.
I wish them the most suffering
for turning on their fellow scav brothers
pieces of trash
how does a flechette shot in the chest not kill a guy
ok fuck it
.50 bmg time
not gonna be kidding around with weak ass shells
which do nothing
legit half the shells in the game do nothing
bcs the round is designed to pierce armor and not do a fuckton of dmg
unlike most buckshots
as I said
.50 makeshift bmg time
no excuses for that thing to NOT do damage
otherwise I blame the game when I point blank someone in the chest
and they walk it off
ap-20 or .50
accepts no substitutes
not even gonna wear armor
just a helmet and some headset and no meds
I just need 6 kills
cant be that hard
-20 SR %

died from bleeding
ofc
idc I'll keep going
the fact that it has to be in FUCKING OFFICE AREA BRO
problem is those corridors are stupid the pellets are too inacurate to land a hit
let alone a hs
another death
3 in a row so far
with no kills near office
I double tapped a guy on the stairs just now
and he just ran me through with 9x19PST BRO
this quest is just bullshit
how is any new player supposed to do it
without going under 20% survival rate
no 10%
its just teadeous
especially if you get a bad spawn
its a dice roll wether or not you get there safely
simply bullshit
I give up
I'm not doing jeagers quests
ok tarkov , I'll allow your apology

me when literally jeager quests
Jaeger quests are fine... Except the boss hunting ones.
no they're not
as a new player they're too hard and too specific
and don't even give good shit
I'll leave them for last

How can you hate him when he's also an Ivan?
Think he has the sicc case for barter but I'm not 100% sure
Good stuff.
they literally took nothing from that raid
this was my setup , that day I duo'd with that guy in vc here
bruh
Tarkov giveth back.
Rip that helmet tho
da
OMG
I DIED FROM SCAVS IN WOODS BRO
I WAS PRESSING VVVVVVVVV
for quick melee
and nothing happened
WTF GAME
FUCK YOU GAME
WHERES MY MELEEEEEEEEEEEEEee
quick melee? in tarkov?
i didnt even know
now you do

WHAT WAS THAT
I shot a scav
with no armor
3 times in the chest with a mosin
and he just rushed me with his saiga
BRO DO BULLETS DO NO DAMAGE WHAT IS THIS
Yup, there's a quick melee button
You just one tap and return to your gun asap
Useful for breaking windows and stuff
I wanted to melee him
there were 3 of them in the attachments kabin
for some reason

what ammo do I use in it
wtf
how am I supposed to kill scavs from over 40 meters with this thing
that doesn't even do damage up close
do I use lps or PS
tbh it doesn't even matter
fucking woods moment
literally dying from scavs , not one person seen
average woods run honestly
no it teaches you to use good ammos such as 5.45 or 7.62x39 or 5.56
not these trash ass roudns
that apparently do no damage
even tho they're massive
yeah bgs sure
The tip
fucking MOSIN ROUNDS BRO
that motherfucker
should 1 shot
if I hit someone in the arm even
Every mosin round is insane
cuz of the sheer energy it carries
You are just suck 
LPS is like penetrating level 6 armor
Visualization of all ammo types in Escape from Tarkov, along with maps and other great tools
It starts from armor 4
4
Dude had the extreme adrenaline forgot to die
Or simply was a player and cheatin
he died eventually I think from bleeding
lets try this bullshit 0 damage round once more
my guess is the round is so powerful it just enters and leaves without doing any significant damage
like
its x54 bro
if you dont have armor and you get hit with that hint even in the arm
its gone
it will legit get cut off
Nah
It will just penetrate the whole arm
it depends on the fragmentation of the round
if you shoot someones arm from the side
and on the other end is the body
that motherfucker will go through one
and INTO THE OTHER
tarkov mechanics do not work
And you aren't made of wood
And there is your ping
The tick rate
Servers are sometimes worse than ubishit potatoes
Best way to die
dumb ways to die
got one
it counted
good
sure
gg****
this is retarded
wow
I dont believe it
yep
ded
bro what was that
he hit me once and all my energy and water went away
? what
wtf was that
I am not having fun these past 2 days
everything is going to fucking shit
aight I'll bring a cms kit
fuck this
Soon youll numb to the pain that tarkov gives dw
the times I don't bring a cms kit
I get all my body blacked out
yeah bro ok
what did I get hitby
soot it went through the armor
and killed my stomach in ONE SHOT
I enjoy woods but
when there's literally 0 scavs spawning
I DONT ENJOY WOODS
its like spawn fucking scavs so I can kill em you bitch
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ye its this part of the wipe where most of the people roll bullets that pen armor class 4 reliably
not a good start
what people are you talking about
I got shot by a scav
not a player
I want to avoid this chat so much since Ivan talks about literally everything that happens to him and it makes me want tarkov so bad yet I can't get it.

I can't just mute it either.

Nvm then maybe your rig being armor class 3 might explain something
whatever
ima try the sv98
:/
I'm just chatting what's the problem
Nothing
He wasnt attacking you
There's no problem with that, just a lil jelly.
olay
Game is on sale , best time to get it
are we in spain?
Again?
With the silent s, yes.
Isnt it , olé?

Broke now, chose to put the money I had for DbD dlcs instead. 
They got backlash aboyt ukraine war
Cause they have a national day called Defender's Day or smth
And thats when they invaded
So yeah

6 years of alpha=No backlash
Fatherland day invasion=Backlash
It wasn't even their doing wtf
"My god I got banned because I chose to use cheats, I suck at this game but I can buy it again it's on sale"
"How is this game still alive, it's been 6 years and it's still on alpha smh"
Because people like you keep giving them money
I love dargov community
aight I survived
People like me? I got my friend to buy me the game and still havent paid back 
I can't get used to ballistics of 7.62x54 idk if it goes too fast or too slow
got 2 scavs
1 more
from here to here its about 150 meters
I was shooting dead center at a scav
and wasn't hitting him
no way the bullet drops that much at 150
Why not just zero the gun to 150
Well if you dont use the mechanic it sure does matter xd
it says 100
I'm using iron sights
it literally doesn't zero in at 150
it can't
I got 4 so one more
turns out 40 meters is like nothing
relatively speaking in woods size
wtf
Luckily for you the russian economy is failing so the price of bitcoin is decently high rn
Time to liquidate my stash and roubles into dollars
Prap is my enemy. Now Peacekeeper is my best friend.
M80, .45 acp ap and 56A1 is all i need
I need someone like this.
M700 iirc
ngl last week was 280k , now its 344
the dollar to rouble on the other hand.....
get fucked
go woods
mosin the first 3 , barely getting them and then for the final 2 I whipped out the sv98
sv98 is superior mosin
yeah imma go naked with an svd thats that
bolt action
kek
yeah i have like 3
getting jaeger rep without eod
and for peackeeper
is a pain in the ass
yes
1x6
same shit
different reticle
no need to buy another scope
bro whata reward my guy
thanks jeager
Those will be of a lot of help
fucking old man
time to run in during night time again
for the 9685th time
I FORGO THE KEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
and died
:/
god dud
the amount of fucking times I've forgotten keys
Have a docs case already?
Tbf you can barter for a keyholder. You can still have keys in your container with a cms and a afak then
Gotta grind for that Epsilon,
.
got the oli shit
good stuff boys
its not a huge quest but it unlocks other so its good shit
How actually good is RIP ammo
I feel like spraying kids with that stuff will be nasty
just break all their legs and arms and put 5 bleeds on em
lol
It's not
It's only good against bad people
And if you are good enough to spray a single leg, you can spray heads

embrace the leg meta. Cause mayhem against chads with altyns 
personally i use the ppsh with the LRNPC rounds
have had great success with leg meta on that machine
god I hate shoreline
I am marking the fucking medal shit
and one of them is right where sanitar spawns
and there's 2 groups of people tehre
and I just instantly died
like FUC KOFF
like the one tim
THE ONE TIME
I DONT HAVE A QUEST OVER AT THE RESORT
EVERYONE IS AT THE PLACE WHERE I NEED TO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I HATE IT
I HAT EIT
its like the fk do I do in this situation man
just wait
for over 30 minutes in a fucking bush
like a rat
because that's the only viable way to play the game without having a stroke or dying every 5 seconds
maybe calm down a bit
no
I will tell you to calm down
cuz its so bullshit
and ofc I encountered no fucking scav on the way to try to do punisher because why would I
might aswell make every quest on labs
how about that BSG
or factory
yes
put every quest in the game on factory
ok
and now
I shoot a pmc DEAD CENTER
and I die right as I see him drop
yeah game I believe you
MUSLIM006
WOW
sick name dude
would've been cool if the game actually didn't make you die after you kill someone
but ok
haha he is a funny clown haha
thats not what i meant...
i mean his user name is an attempt at comedy
and a really bad one
it is
fucking trash
but how the fk
do I headshot you
like middle of the face
and apparently I'm the one who dies
HOW DOES THAT WORK
it didn't even count as a kill
ok game
sure 🙄
I call complete and utter bullshit on that one
like I have 5 mill to spend its not a problem
its jsut
so many of my deaths are because of stupid shit like this
bullet didn't do any damage
game apparently ignoring headshots
like ok
no problem
you can tell us what happens but complaining about it for long and in so many messages is not going to change anything and is a bit annoying
sure whatever
This channel is Ivan's Eden
I didn't say anything negative
you want the backstory to this epic scav loot run
this is all from a single guy
I've never seen someone suck this much dick at aiming in my 100+ scav raids
holy shit was he bad
I don't play tarkov fortfart is better
da

And Epic Games surely loves to fuck up some of my games with their hidden overlay
anyway , backstory to this loot is I go factory I roam around and hear shots , so there's a player obv or a scav player then I hear footsteps behind me

I turn around and see this dude geared up
he spams 6 shots from the shotgun
hits 1
meanwhile I'm legit sitting still trying to aim at him(imagine how much he sucks to not be able to hit a non moving target) and then I simply tapped him
Speech to text would save your life ngl
what
All this writing
You could start another raid while just using speech to text
Yo losing money while weuting
kek
Time is money 
like I'm not good at the game
but people like this on scav runs just amaze me
like stop moving then shoot you idiot
even I know that
free RFb
thanks dude
Pls no rain tho
imo rain fucks kinda hard. Else tarkov looks kind of too colourfull in a way
idk how to put it into words in english

Go woods night and listen to cultists jumpscare you
I've actually not yet gone woods at night
surely would be fun
as much as I love woods
Bruh, some of them are just poison knife run at you full soeed
kek
Lemme find that video
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lmao
and some pmcs trap you in forklift room, blind you with ks flashbang rounds, blow out your knee caps and poison you to death 
so apparently back in the day
scavs and player scavs used to drop with 100% guns
wow
yeah the current system came this wipe
good
there were no malfunctions etc
that's good
I like how it is now
Imagine how easy it was to farm aks back in the day
do a scav runs , kill literally every scav
get out with 5 aks
I honestly like something that made the game harder
because we like suffering
nah that certainly wasnt the meta xd
the system hasnt changed much in the game tbh
or well all that much
One thing I want
is being able to repare guns to full durability
make it like anomaly where you have condition of the parts
this constantly dropping in durability jsut gets annoying with each repair like surely you can repair a bad ak to blistering quality like its brand new
especially people like mechanic
make him repair your ak to full
but cost like a lot more
there
Dunno, it helps with my must loot everything obsession, some guns are ablsolute trash now which I have to leave and move on. Actually made me ignore a lot of things.
random thought right
you ever go into woods and you see a player come from or is in the most absurd place where there's 0 loot 0 scavs 0 nothing and you spot them just crouching
I know it has happened to me
Maybe they are just taking a dump how would I know man
I love SCUM because of that
A FIREFIGHT
GODDAMN I NEED TO TAKE A SHIt
OH LOOK, GOLDEN DEAGLE

they got one ear in the ground trying to echo locate incoming chads by their footsteps
literally hearing someone from 400 meters eating tushonka
thats the final level of rathood
I'm not there yet
you still must pass through the bushwookie, extract camper levels atleast
How hard is reserve?
Hard to get out of
I have a bunch of shit there to do
and I've not learned it yet
even as a scav
its just so small and cramped
Reserve is really fun for firefights etc and was really good for loot
But the extracts are horrific
Also reserve is a hog on your DRAM, careful in there
Don't expect a nice fps
kek
gonna finish shoreline first
the punisher and the marking quests and then move on
I do need to learn reserve tho
a bunch of quests there
so apparently reserve is a military base?
my scav got the drip bro
sandals with socks
THERES A PMC CAMPING the bunkers at 8 minutes left
HAHAHAHAHAHA
ah no
it was a scav player
same shit
hahahahaah
Reserve is the best
Night raids on it is so easy
Scaving
Barely anyone botheres you
But pmcing is another story entirely
Bunker fights are fucking blood pumping
Funny thing, youll have a massive firefight with a group of two. And then you’ll have to do that same intense fight with 3-4 other groups of two
And you don't even know for sure if they're raiders or players. 
That's intense, I like it.
Rip nitro
Okay discord.

It's the kekw from this server actually odd enough.

Lol shturman was alive on woods
Raiders 
I remember the time when our 4 man had 5 grenades each
That was fun 
for sure
when you make it halway thru to d2 and your friend gets blasted by the final group of 2
someone turns the alarm
and the raiders start stomping in
meanwhile a scav is trying to negotiate with the 2 pmcs for parlay.
And theres just me sitting in the power switch room with a mp at the door.
was hella fun and i made it out amist the chaos
so sad I missed out on so many dead Fat bodies but it was panic mode
this is legit the path I took
I walked all over the map
not seeing ONE player
but killing 4 scavs
like
this map is super dumb
how was there nobody at resort
nobody at gas station
nobody at cottages
idk
did colleagues on the first try
so that's nice
That’s the vibe I get from woods. But yea shoreline has a similar feel
hey woods is fun
don't do my boy woods like that
I'm suprised the scav on resort was even alive
cuz I know there's one scav there pretty much always
Damn right I’ll do woods like that
I like close quarters maps
Not open maps where I’m running 80% of the time just to find action or to get sniped from 1000 ft away
God I just realized

My chad friends are infecting my mind.
What have I become

:(
this is why you play alone
play the game however you like
time to shed the shackles of rathood and ascend to divinity
NEVER











