#💣tarkov-released

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warm echo
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a feature

glacial stag
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Kekw

warm echo
soft coral
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I just need to do a fucking quest where i walk near 3 buildings

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I spawn and legit instantly die

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like cmon man

unborn thistle
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I'm trying to help him kekfacepalm

soft coral
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help how

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HOW DO YOU HELP WITH THESE ASS SPAWNS

unborn thistle
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Talking to you

soft coral
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I can't control where I spawn

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the game legit spawned me

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only for me to die

glacial stag
soft coral
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this fucking death pissed me off

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legit

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the others were whatever

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but this one is insane

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41 seconds man

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on shoreline

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that's faster than dying on factory

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and we all know factory

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like WHAT

unborn thistle
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I hope ranting here helps, otherwise you'll need a psychologist soon I fear kekw

soft coral
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I even took one of my pilgrims

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even tho I have like 4/5

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and I took a good rig

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only to die

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it felt like the game did this on purpose

warm echo
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yea it did it specifically to target you

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its out to fuck you

soft coral
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how fun

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legit wtf was that

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I still can't comprehend it

warm echo
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and it seems you never will.

soft coral
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ofc I won't because why does such a spawn even exist

unborn thistle
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Wish me luck boys

soft coral
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nah you'll die

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you'll get head eyesd

unborn thistle
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I don't mind really

warm echo
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its a badge of honor to get head eyes by a toz 106

unborn thistle
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Oshit, I don't need those nades

warm echo
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scav

soft coral
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I'll just go customs and try to do 114

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cuz that one has been sitting in the quest list for a long time

unborn thistle
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I have this beauty as backup

warm echo
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shes a trusty beut

unborn thistle
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Mang I love pistols

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I'd play whole game with pistols but that's a bad idea kek

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Game is hard enough

soft coral
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game is bullshit enough

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you spawn and you die from the sweatlord who has every spawn and every loot container and every scav and every hidden loot memorised

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because fuck you

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you're not actually allowed to play tarkov

glacial stag
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Hes learning

soft coral
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nah I understood that in the beginning

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when you play tarkov

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you dont actually play tarkov

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because you die most of the time

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and the fact the game spawns lv 41s in a game where I'm a lv 19

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okay bro

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sure

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makes sense

unborn thistle
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Dudes made the most painful game of the history, also probably the most realistic shooter

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DS can't even get close to Tarkov about being painful

soft coral
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DS?

warm echo
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dankspirits

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ofc

unborn thistle
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Ay, dank souls ye

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Even randomizers

soft coral
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but dark souls isn't even a shooter

unborn thistle
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But it is painful and sandbox

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Semi*

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And got this as another backup

soft coral
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like I get its an early access

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but still

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spawns like these should NOT exist

unborn thistle
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Yeah, lemme know if bugs in games are completely solved and playable without any issues

soft coral
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you can dream

unborn thistle
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Dudes try to handle with things that is too heavy for any engine in industry. Maybe they could cope if they made their own engine but i still worry. Game has too much going on in the background while trying to stay stable.

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Even S.C.U.M has so many issues relating this

soft coral
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get a better engine

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why the fuck unity

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what is this a browser game?

warm echo
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Bro join Nikita's podcast and ask him

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he should know all your questions answers

soft coral
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unbalanced spawns shouldn't be a hting

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oh wait

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factory literally exists

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thank god for scav runs

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1 scav run on woods and I got strapped with a free helmet , backpack and headset

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ez

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people who don't go old sawnmill seriously fucking should

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place is 90% of the time never looted

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legit 4 gun containers

unborn thistle
soft coral
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"q normalniii I'm totally fine tyvm"

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no you're fucking not

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lol

unborn thistle
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screams in standart edition

warm echo
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Nikita will release Russia2028-STALKER edition before any of 8vans questions will be answered.

unborn thistle
soft coral
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now I have to get jeager lv 2

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the piece of shit

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it will take me jears :D

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get it?
No?

unborn thistle
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Tasteless scav jokes

soft coral
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ty

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it was hilarious I know

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oh god

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2 more dorms quests

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oh god

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oh no

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mark my words from now , I will die

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I will camp until theres 9 minutes left

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dont care

unborn thistle
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gl hf

soft coral
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no

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lmao

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no fun allowed

unborn thistle
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if luck is on your side, itll be fun

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just live the moment ese

soft coral
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THE GAME DID IT AGAIN

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it spawned a player next to me

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I died

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:)

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told you

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I spawned

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and Idied

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I heard the player then started running

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hahahaah how fun

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and you know where I got spawned?

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that's right

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next to construction

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in the area where you have to go through new gas

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haha

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how fun

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haha very fun

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I love dying because of bullshit spawns

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haha

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man I love customs

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money wasted

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helmet gone

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backpack gone

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ak gone

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I apparently killed a sniper scav and a scav

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interesting

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why are such close spawns a thing map

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it doesn't make the game more fun

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holy fuck it doesn't

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it just doesn't

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it makes it more bullshit

warm echo
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You see it as a problem

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I see it as more loot chances

soft coral
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???????

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LOOT CHANCES WHERE

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WHEN I"M GONNA DIE BY A PLAYER THAT SPAWNED ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE WALL

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and can hear me

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what do you want me to do

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man

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I legit have 2 choices

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stay in a corner like a pussy

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or try to run

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up the forrest and dissapear

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there is no other option

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going through new gas is suicide

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lets try a night raid

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now the game will spawn me in the same spot

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and it will spawn another player next to me

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watch this shit

warm echo
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There’s always a way friend

unborn thistle
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Take a break yo

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Go play some genshin or smn

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This literally aint good for your health

warm echo
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He’s too far deep

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It’s like a league of legends addiction

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A toxic cycle of repetition for the victim

unborn thistle
soft coral
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done :) @unborn thistle @warm echo

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both pharmacist and the skier quest

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both done

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in a single take

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customs night raid

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not ONE player on dorms

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I repeat NOT ONE

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lesson learned: nobody plays night raids apart from shoreline apparently

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yoooo

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how many quests did that unlock

warm echo
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Yea going night questing with the pistol is always the go to strat

soft coral
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most of the action was suprisingly , on construction and new gas

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there was legit nobody on dorms I tell you

unborn thistle
soft coral
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^ me

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I did such a scum move

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at least I think

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I paid the guy with the vehicle

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then ran off to cross roads

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xd

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so that people can't take it

unborn thistle
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Customs build CatJamFlipped

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I'm loving this ump

warm echo
soft coral
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at that point you're just chancing it

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run in , die
run in , get a quest item , get out

soft coral
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^ being a new player and trying to learn customs and at the same time half of your quests are go into customs and literally in the most dangerous area

warm echo
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customs was the first map i learned

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and i fuckin love it

soft coral
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2nd for me

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here's the thing

warm echo
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literally just a scav run with quest enabled

soft coral
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overall , its...fine , the main problem I had when I started since during my first customs raids , now that I recall back on it , my aim sucked , I was running everywhere and being loud , so obv I died

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now I've survived a lot more raids

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ofc on some of the last ones I've died but it happens

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overall I got through it

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now I have some misc ones to kill scavs

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that's all

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as you can see , I did my dorms quests

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by playing slowly and sneaking around

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some of my deaths were simply unfortunate luck , like the last one where I died near military checkpoint that was unfortunate cuz I rushed and I encountered a player

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and now , I'll simply farm scav runs on interchange or reserve to get the spark plugs while the car batteries are crafting

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yes I bought a tank battery to craft the car battery yes shut up yes I can't be bothered to find them in raid

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tyvm

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it crafts 5 of the things

soft coral
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ah yes

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reshala guards on reserve

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ofc

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not friendly unless you have a million scav karma

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da

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my bad

torpid flame
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1 million

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for five 35k rouble items

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YFI car batteries are like same as when you needed gas analyzer

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same spawns in oli

soft coral
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ok

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I still don't care

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I can't be bothered

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finding the dumbass graphics cards is hard enough

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now I can't be bothered with so many car bats

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like

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no

warm echo
soft coral
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yes I get it people I get it

torpid flame
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itll also take you like

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5x longer

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but hey you jnever claimed to be smart LOL

soft coral
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you could've just stopped the first time no need to be an ass man

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fucking hell

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the first time sure maybe I could've found them yes , but the 2nd time you're just being annoying and mean for no reason

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I got it the first time chill

torpid flame
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hey im just busting your balls man

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dont you remember just a few days ago i said how far youve come?

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its just the funniest possible thing you could do to get the car batteries lol

soft coral
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I can make my money back honestly with scav runs probably

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I'm still learning the maps and spots but I think I can most of the time survive on customs

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reserve will be a pain

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with all the tunnels undernearth

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but as far as I know reserve has some insane spawns

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its some military base? or what

soft coral
torpid flame
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so the bug you actually need to worry about with the double barrel

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is the server will ignore the damage if its 'too much' too fast

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so idk about the other bug but i still dont use the fire both at once on double barrel for that reason

torpid flame
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lots of them are right next to eachother out in the open only separatd by like a bunker or one line of sight

soft coral
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cuz I like using ap-20s with the shotgun

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hehe

torpid flame
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well my fav shotgun is always the 153

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but can you get that yet or no?

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the 155 is also really cool especially if you trick it out with the ultima stuff

soft coral
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153 is awesome yeah

torpid flame
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its that every scav you play you're not learning about playing on PMC

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like spawn timings etc

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its just a different game in a lot of ways since a lot of people will be out of the raid within 10 minutes

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im rarely in raid longer than 15 mins

torpid flame
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fuck lol

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that is a funny looking gun

unborn thistle
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Funny?

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its fuckin sex

soft coral
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looks good actually

torpid flame
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at least nobody wil ever take it out of raid if they kill you LOL

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jk

unborn thistle
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I don't care about that LULW

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Scope will be gone, that's for sure

soft coral
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scope is nice

unborn thistle
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1-4x

warm echo
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155 is wicked good

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ultimaxed baby

soft coral
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I turned on the hermetic door

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nice

torpid flame
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this is what i been running

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for so long now

soft coral
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scav run ofc

torpid flame
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only a ocuple kills left for punisher 5

soft coral
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tbh if I ever need money like really badly I'll just go woods and loot every stash

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cuz I know woods well and learning the stashes isn't a problem

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only on sniper mountain there's 5

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and that's not counting the bunker

unborn thistle
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its been a nice raid

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extracted like 40 seconds left kek

glacial stag
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oh gunslinger

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gods how much i miss using that backpack

unborn thistle
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Big boy

glacial stag
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and cheap

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especially when it wasnt banned on flea

unborn thistle
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Time to get rid of this m4 and armor

glacial stag
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kekw

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what even happened in the raid. You got two dog tags but a fir gun and armor

unborn thistle
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level 21 killed the 50 and died to a sniper scav I guess because I just killed the sniper scav and the dude was in the open, his sight.

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I was already heavy with the gear anyway so took only the gun and mag

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prolly legged the dude because armor is still intact

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Yikes, armor is in the blacklist yeah

soft coral
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looking nice

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I looted the hexagon grip on interchange

unborn thistle
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long boy

soft coral
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I love suppressors ok

unborn thistle
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I mean the armor class is aight but sooooooo fat

glacial stag
glacial stag
unborn thistle
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I wish

soft coral
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factory only double barrel with ap-20s and no armor

unborn thistle
soft coral
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thanks prapor

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real kind of you

unborn thistle
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insurance or quest?

soft coral
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insur

glacial stag
soft coral
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how good is therapist insurance?

unborn thistle
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They are the same, except therapist takes a bit more money and returns a bit faster

glacial stag
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maybe someday ill return to a lower life form and just spam toz kits for a few weeks straight

glacial stag
unborn thistle
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I guess ammo just doesn't count to insurance

glacial stag
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i dont think anyone has actually used therapist insurance so nobody knows

glacial stag
unborn thistle
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Just like when you insure a weapon but then change the kit inside, they aren't getting insured

glacial stag
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prapor is just close enough to sidorovich for me so makes sense for him to be scummy and steal the ammo bigsus

unborn thistle
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They even look a like almost

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Prapor just looks a bit more healthy

glacial stag
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i think having anything other than radiated mutant meat to eat does that

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or god knows how old sausage, canned meat etc

unborn thistle
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Does he even care kekw

glacial stag
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too focused on the grind id imagine

torpid flame
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for those who like the game but dont wanna play proper online

unborn thistle
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Yeah, I know. I just didn't wanna advertise here since it might be against Discord TOS

unborn thistle
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I'm actually excited to do this, wanted to do a night raid for a long time. Want to hunt some cultists

glacial stag
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Do post results on how good the vulcan is

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Its interested me for a while since its pretty cheap but never seen anyone use it

unborn thistle
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I'm always up for cheap

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After 16 levels, I just now started to use hq bullets but other than that. Me and my scav mentality takes over. Not even rat.

glacial stag
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Lvl 28 rn and still basically only use stuff like m80, pp, 7.62 ps etc :yep

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Dont know if thats due to me being a rat of some sort of just hemorraging money everytime i set foot on maps like shoreline

unborn thistle
warm echo
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is that she takes longer

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thus meaning your inventory will be "freer" longer lmao

unborn thistle
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Really?

warm echo
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yup

glacial stag
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Oh thats smart yeah

warm echo
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but she cost alot more

unborn thistle
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I thought prop takes longer

warm echo
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feels kinda ooofy

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but if your a midgame/endgameplayer guess you wouldnt care

glacial stag
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Its often that i have like 6 free kits from insurance after a tough evening of playing so that makes therapist more valuable in a way

warm echo
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indeed

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I see the usage

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but it hurts me so much to see the price

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beb shes the real sidrovitch here fellas

unborn thistle
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Sorry about the video quality, OBS settings are for the streaming, not recording

glacial stag
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Looks pretty decent ngl

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Might try a similiar build next time i log on to tarkov

unborn thistle
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Might even go for 7.62 next time, can't believe 5.45 kicks around the same

glacial stag
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Maybe change the forearm so i can stuff a flashlight for the canted sight

unborn thistle
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Yupyup

glacial stag
warm echo
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they really fuckin do

unborn thistle
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That's why I got rid of the Hk kekw

warm echo
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why i use adar

glacial stag
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I looved using the ak-47n with that forearm/foregrip, iron sights etc

unborn thistle
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Won't be able to use it ayyway

glacial stag
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But now the visual recoil on iron sights is

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Yeah

unborn thistle
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So, adar is different than other ar15's?

warm echo
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just think of it like a m16 without auto fire

unborn thistle
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Yeah, I know it's an only single fire weapon gun but is it recoil different than other ones?

warm echo
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eh kitted out it aint bad

unborn thistle
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Or same but it's cheap

warm echo
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cheap

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similar

unborn thistle
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I see

warm echo
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the gold standard

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of cheap and reliable gun

unborn thistle
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Losing an adar doesn't feel like losing an Hk i imagine

warm echo
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for sure

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they are baragain bins

glacial stag
unborn thistle
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I'm all about UMP now, it doesn't kick at all and hit like a truck

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If you find an UMP for cheap, go for it Ratman

torpid flame
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or wait uyou might get that at 30

warm echo
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never was an sub machine man

torpid flame
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i cant remember if its workbench 2 or 3

warm echo
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but with the nerf of recoil

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ill switch

unborn thistle
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I guess they never nerfed the UMP because no one uses it

glacial stag
warm echo
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smhs

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smgs

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where barely used ever

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before

warm echo
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now they actually have a use

soft coral
soft coral
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I mean yes you're not gonna be sniping people for a shooter born in heaven but

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it ain't bad

soft coral
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my boy strapped with the aviators

unborn thistle
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Pmc boss

unborn thistle
soft coral
glacial stag
soft coral
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da

soft coral
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woods literally easiest map in the universe

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go on the rock near sawnmill

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see a player make noise behind me

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hs him with 1 bullet then 1 shot another one near car extract

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get the quest in the bunkhouse

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refuse to elaborate further

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leave

austere mango
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y u aimbot, those poor bears

soft coral
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lv 44

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deserved

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learn to watch for players

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the guy could've literally spotted me

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but I heard him and just tapped him once with the ak

glacial stag
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Chad

soft coral
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ofc

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I like to 1 tap kids

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thanks for the m700 bro

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this is why I love woods

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its literally hunting

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for people bigsus

austere mango
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boi became the hunter just a few days after he got the game

soft coral
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bro woods was the first map I learned

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ofc I'll clap people on it

soft coral
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ps ammo

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don't need anything else

austere mango
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isnt that expensive?

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it has a grip and all

soft coral
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no

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it costs less than 200k

austere mango
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oh

soft coral
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for a 1 tap mean killing machine

austere mango
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makes sense

soft coral
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this is what I meant when I wanted to practice aim from the start

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you see what happens

glacial stag
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Its like 130k max i think

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But i got like 4 of those supressors rn

soft coral
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this one is more for cqb

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but it may work on longer ranges just have to aim true

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and not spam

glacial stag
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Yeah i hate optics xd

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They just dont work for me for some reason

austere mango
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iron sights enjoyer

glacial stag
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Chad

soft coral
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I mean I use reflexes aswell

glacial stag
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Id use cheap ak-74ns still with iron sights but visual recoil is wonky

soft coral
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on my boy the ak74n

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running this

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it feels awesome to shoot

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like it feels good

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isn't a massive sight that restrict vision a lot , very simple

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its great

glacial stag
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Btw you can craft ak-74ks for below 20k in the hideout if youre interested

soft coral
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bastion my beloved

soft coral
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:D

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I already noticed I can craft them instead of buy

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otherwise they're worth 35 or so

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fuck that we craftin

soft coral
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like the side rail

glacial stag
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Rn crafting them and then selling on the flea

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Gives a nice 15k profit

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Not much but its something

soft coral
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considering how easy weapon parts can be gotten from scav runs and shit

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also I took car extract on woods

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ez

glacial stag
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Ez

soft coral
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legit nobody goes north

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Like ever

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people who spawn north

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usually move through usec camp or through scav village and then into sawnmill

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at least I'd do that

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if I spawned close to scav village I'm instantly going to old sawnmil

soft coral
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ah yes

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go in a scav raid

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spawn with a saiga that has a drum mag sus

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the fk am I gonna use it on

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I need to do a few runs of just stash looting

glacial stag
soft coral
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as a scav I see so many stashes not looted on woods

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1.15 scav karma boys

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we out here

warm echo
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Aye everyone just dukes it out in the middle or at the camps and just leaves

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Bouncing from stache to stache is an optimal way if you want to avoid em

soft coral
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with a scav most of the players have left

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also theres a shit ton of caches around the back of scav sniper mountain

warm echo
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Kinda insane how wobbly your character is if you don’t hold your breath haha

soft coral
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well guns are heavy

austere mango
soft coral
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no

warm echo
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Yea no kidding but as you said: “ I can’t believe these trained Military units are so bad at aiming down a sight.”

soft coral
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the weight is connected to innertia

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not how wobbly your aim is

austere mango
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they are connected things tho

soft coral
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cuz inertia

soft coral
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looted 6 stashes

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free shit boys

soft coral
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BRO 😭

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I just witnessed my friend scav die

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from a lv 6 pmc

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sorry little one

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we defend our own

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I was at usec camp just getting out when I see a scav player

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and I tell him lets go

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and we go

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we stopped on the road near some rocks and I asked him if he has voip he nods no

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and then I see him get headshooted

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shit was legit scary to see someone just drop infront of you

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poor guy level 6 tho

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I started sprinting nad hid in the trees barely peeking

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and then 1 tapped him too

soft coral
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I legit didn't even hear him

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the guy was tucked in the rocks like a rat

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well I mean this is the way to play woods

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basically hunting as I said

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running around in the open in the huge ass area around the mill can be not nice

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the area up north you'll almost never encounter players in the woods its all so thick like its almost impossible to see people

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but in the flat areas around mill it can be really easy to see people just running in the field

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ooooh I know where he was , he got the rock spawn

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right under usec camp

soft coral
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on todays episode of what I found on my scav raid

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yes those are 2 nvgs

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because of reasons

quartz jackal
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that is actually good-

soft coral
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its alright for free loot

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just run around the map and loot

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kek

warm echo
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spam food crates to find those damn croutons

soft coral
warm echo
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find those damn croutons

soft coral
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I will find the croutons

soft coral
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I love dying from 2 man squads

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even tho I shot the first guy 2 times iwth m80

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ok bro

foggy jay
soft coral
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probably

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I guess

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fuckers just rushed me and started spamming the cargo manifest room with nades

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just leave me alone you fucks

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I saw one but legit didn't think there was a 2nd

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and then they just came to me

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fucking pussies

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I have 5 mil idc much

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but that was just a pussy move

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like go kill other 2 man squads bloody pieces of shit

soft coral
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WHAT THE FUCK

unborn thistle
glacial stag
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I think you can craft all of those

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Atleast the fleece fabric

soft coral
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Of them

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:DDDDDDDDDDDDD

glacial stag
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Pagman

soft coral
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wtf is htis

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32k exp

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are you insane

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wtf game

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and I have 6 days to complete it

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wtf???/

glacial stag
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Yeah tarkov giveth and tarkov gaveth away

soft coral
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I just cant complete the fucking database quest holy shit

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this map bro

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its the same as customs and dorms

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everyone is just sprinting in and dying

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and somehow the stacked players are already inside

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????????

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THE FK

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I'm getting pissed off I tried this shit 2 times first one picking up the 2 manifests then dying from a 2 man noob pussy team

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now I die in oli picking up the 2nd one from mr "cherrypopper"

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like leave me alone I just want to do my stupid ass quest bro

soft coral
glacial stag
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This day it did with that task

soft coral
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like AAAAAAAAa

glacial stag
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Dw youll soon grow to hate all the maps in the game

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Expect woods

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Who doesent love woods

soft coral
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I love woods

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woods is awesome

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just walk and enjoy the forest

glacial stag
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Fr

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Pick up a few stashes

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Go to ghetto mill and usec camps

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Walk away with guaranteed 700k in loot

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Man i love it

soft coral
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I unironically enjoy woods

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because you never see a player

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in 10 raids

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you'll see like

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1 maybe 2

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peak tarkov experience

glacial stag
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Or if you do you probs have the edge on the firefight

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If you even engage

soft coral
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I killed a few players over my time in woods , most of them with 1 taps

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man today I did a nasty 1 tap with the akm actually I explained it a bit I think

glacial stag
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I wish i had more quests on woods tbh even customs and interchange would be nice. I cant even run lighthouse, shoreline is cancerous and i wont rouch reserve with a long stick and like 80% of my quests are on those maps

glacial stag
warm echo
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to me woods is just a money maker place but i prefer maps like customs for more bloodpump

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godamm tho beat that armorless woods quest finally

warm echo
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just went in with a TT

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and upgraded from there

soft coral
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ok change of plan

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we go in with a five seven

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and just sprint

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get the manifests

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and dip out

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or get at least 2

warm echo
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the classic mission build

glacial stag
warm echo
soft coral
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I'm just not gonna waste money on a 7.62 mdr a third time

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fk this

glacial stag
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I did that last pre wipe event. It was the funniest shit ever

soft coral
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like the problem with interchange is everyone just rushes

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and even if you camp and walk in after everyone

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they'll get you cuz they're camping in the stores

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most likely

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so there is no win win

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its literally chance based wether you win or not

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extract*

glacial stag
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Idk i just go nighttime interchange

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Really fun just vibing through the place and engaging into rat mode when you see a flashlight or some steps

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Then let the rpk sing

soft coral
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good idea

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gonna do it with out nvgs

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cuz I'm that hardcore

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goshan and idea manifests are easy

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but the oli one

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is in the open

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like right in the high trafic area

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kinda gay

glacial stag
soft coral
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also I love how flashlight are like beacons in the night

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you turn it on by accident

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and now all of china knows where you are

glacial stag
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My eyesight and a flashlight occasionally is all i need

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you know the batman beacon?

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that's what it feels like

glacial stag
soft coral
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I was streaming for a friend and they asked me how do I see and I'm like I just know the layout of the map

glacial stag
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Chad

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nah its legit easy to navigate in the dark

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unless its woods kek2

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in which case

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MIA

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like I have 2 mil , gear is not a problem

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just dying over such a simple quest is the irridating part

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I can farm survival rate in woods all I want

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so idc about that

unborn thistle
soft coral
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2 done

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do I exfil or do I run for extract

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I think I run for exfil

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people use nvgs in this

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like you can see everything perfectly

glacial stag
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yessir exactly

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thats the beauty of night time interchange

soft coral
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now I exfil

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laterrrr nerdzzzzz

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ez

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whoever tells me that tarkov is hard clearly hasn't played night raids

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easiest shit of my life

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jk jk

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xd

warm echo
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yo woodsvan what place on the map is that farm that has tons of gun crates and a bunker door?

soft coral
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probably my favourite place on woods

warm echo
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bet

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it has a ration crate

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a tool crate

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a toolbox

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a duffle bag

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and a table with loose weapon mods

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plus a stache

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nobody ever goes there

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and the place is chockfull of loot

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people just go scav village and then move onto the mill so everyone mostly leaves it alone

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mostly because I'm one of the few who don't bigsus

glacial stag
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dont forget the violet keycard spawn

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that can be a "high" traffic area

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depending on when you go there

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plus you know that I dont go there

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I only watch that spot for people who go there bigsus

soft coral
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3rd times the charm

glacial stag
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now onto picking up more manifests

soft coral
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now im onto the 2nd one with the route

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I think I need logistics key for that one

glacial stag
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ye some key

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id give it to you if i had it

unborn thistle
soft coral
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it couldn't cost much

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right?

glacial stag
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idk my friend opened the door for me when i did the quest

unborn thistle
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Check the wiki if it spawns somewhere static

soft coral
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kek

glacial stag
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good to have connections

soft coral
unborn thistle
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Ye

soft coral
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let's hope it's on woods

unborn thistle
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Whats the quest name

glacial stag
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paid like 260k in insurance for 3 raids yesterday and got a mag and a hat back

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fuck

soft coral
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I think

soft coral
glacial stag
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fr

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just gonna go back to using rfbs and mmacs i guess

soft coral
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just run an FN and do night

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clearly it's the superior choice

soft coral
glacial stag
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well he isnt wrong is he

soft coral
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PepeHappy yeah

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well

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I take the crown

warm echo
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im a city rat

soft coral
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gj

warm echo
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not a woods vole

soft coral
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hey

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dont give woods a hard time

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it tries its best

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also I love

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whenever I join woods

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most of the time

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I hear an explosion

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xd

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wonder what that could be :D

glacial stag
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as long as you dont hear it coming from below you :D

soft coral
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it happened to me a few times

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never again

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I learned

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aight enough interchange for today

glacial stag
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yeah some of my friends always have the bright idea to do a shortcut aka go through a minefield in the usec camps

soft coral
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now Ima do 1 scav run and then maybe go idk where

unborn thistle
soft coral
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you dont

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just PK

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or ibuprofen it

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imagine needing legs

unborn thistle
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Lemme just cream my face

glacial stag
unborn thistle
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OH YEAH

glacial stag
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results in me camping their bodies

unborn thistle
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You give some you take some

soft coral
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thing is if you spawn near usec you can go there , loot everything and then dip out in the forest and never be seen again , problem is its just too risky

glacial stag
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fr tho talking about creaming and faces bought some vaseline irl and man my lips havent been in better shape during winter

unborn thistle
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Imagine having winter for me

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Non

glacial stag
soft coral
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factory time lads

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scav ofc

glacial stag
unborn thistle
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Turkey where 4 actual seasons can be lived through but I only get sweaty seasons

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Even winter is sweaty, humidity is high af

soft coral
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full auto akm with no stock

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and a 75 roudner

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I am ready

unborn thistle
soft coral
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PLUS A SILECNER

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Suppressor*(

unborn thistle
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Ngl I honestly started to think butt stocks are just slowing scavs down

glacial stag
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man i want to visit turkey again

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did a few times when i was younger

unborn thistle
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Sheesh again?

glacial stag
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yessir nice place to go on holiday atleast

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lots of sunshine and cats

unborn thistle
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Y tho, you are using euro now which is being rich here so ehhhhhhhhhhhhh

glacial stag
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summers are lukewarm here and winters cold asf so kekw

unborn thistle
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That's what I crave for

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I want winter to freeze my ass off

glacial stag
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then be prepared to pay a fuckton of taxes. Or move into siberia :yep

glacial stag
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was kinda sad that this winter the coldest point was like -27c right before christmas

glacial stag
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nordic countries have high healthcare and social benefits which means the tax rate is high

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dont know about canada etc tho

unborn thistle
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oo right, about that

soft coral
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oh

glacial stag
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am from finland myself so

soft coral
glacial stag
# soft coral

the last thing my pmc sees before getting gunned down

soft coral
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hi big guy

unborn thistle
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I wouldn't know much about that, my countries health care is cheap and great most of the point.

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Most of people from world come over here to use it

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I wouldn't imagine usa yikes

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Needing and calling an ambulance costs around 2k dollars or smn

glacial stag
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the us of a MonkaChrist

glacial stag
unborn thistle
soft coral
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OMG

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I just saw the guy rush towards a scav and bash him

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HOLYSHIT

unborn thistle
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Sorry I was dying, needing a taxi to hospital fam

soft coral
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UAAHAHAHAHAHAH

glacial stag
glacial stag
unborn thistle
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1 star, died on the road

glacial stag
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but ye about traveling going to istanbull is on my bucket list

unborn thistle
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Smelly city

glacial stag
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would love to see the old double walls of constantinople before they crumble away

glacial stag
unborn thistle
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I wanna come to your country and do rally/kms

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I like jumps kekfacepalm

unborn thistle
glacial stag
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if you ever do decide to come hit me up. Ill show you the best sauna around

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aka my cottages sauna

soft coral
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holy shit

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what is this guy's name

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hes a fucking rhino bro

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I've never seen this mofo

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average scav factory loot run

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plus a backpack full of shit which I moved saddly

unborn thistle
glacial stag
unborn thistle
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That ak is so cursed kekw

soft coral
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I'm streamin

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join in boys

unborn thistle
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cant believe youve done this

soft coral
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lol

glacial stag
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the scav ak but in vr

austere mango
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@glacial stag @unborn thistle this channel isnt #worldwide or something potato

soft coral
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lol therapist asked me for 15 small beef stews

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I just crafted them all

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ez

unborn thistle
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Tarkov is worldwide what

glacial stag
soft coral
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bro

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we're talking tarkov

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what's the problem

unborn thistle
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This here our little corner

soft coral
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be happy the channel is alive

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cuz I revived it

unborn thistle
soft coral
austere mango
austere mango
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sorry but i stole your precious

unborn thistle
glacial stag
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anyways i decided to recreate that one anime girl tarkov kit whatever it is

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didnt buy the foregrip for as val bcs it costs like 60k

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and i cannot afford to lose anymore money

soft coral
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this guys name is boris

soft coral
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not this one

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omg

unborn thistle
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I know

unborn thistle
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Dude is a living meme

soft coral
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UK is a living meme

glacial stag
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from tarkov onto traveling onto uk politics

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splendid

glacial stag
glacial stag
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far away from eu

glacial stag
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scav theme #2

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man i really should order a bandit patch for my vest

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or a usec one

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or both

unborn thistle
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If you gonna do a scav one, you should quote oppachkie every 10 secs

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Tho I remember first time hearing scav yo "gg izi" gave me a laugh

soft coral
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obv

glacial stag
soft coral
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beast ak setup

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can't want more honestly

glacial stag
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truly an experience

soft coral
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legit op

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I have fell in love with that reflex

glacial stag
soft coral
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ye ye

glacial stag
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also brb, gonna join your stream then

soft coral
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hmmm

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paying 84k for one of the muzzle breaks

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only for -2 difference in vertical

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lmao no

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the reactor costs 20k

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rather than 50+ for the Jmac

unborn thistle
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ayo do we have streamer

soft coral
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streamer?

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role?

unborn thistle
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Lemme break that room with my cheap mic

austere mango
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who needs a good mic anyways

soft coral
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can't relate

unborn thistle
soft coral
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well I can relate with a shitty mic

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I sound like I"m 12

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cuz it has no lows

unborn thistle
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||Good for VRchat rooms||

warm echo
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another lucky box bought

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call me the king of the green screen rooms

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Woodsvan soon to become Streamervan

soft coral
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why

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I already do stream on twitch

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but I haven't been for a long time

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cuz university

glacial stag
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drop the twitch channel name :pagman

unborn thistle
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he finna be scavman

soft coral
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last thing I streamed was gamma

unborn thistle
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twitch wouldn't allow scatman