#💣tarkov-released
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Kekw

I just need to do a fucking quest where i walk near 3 buildings
I spawn and legit instantly die
like cmon man
I'm trying to help him 
Talking to you
Coping helps i guess
this fucking death pissed me off
legit
the others were whatever
but this one is insane
41 seconds man
on shoreline
that's faster than dying on factory
and we all know factory
like WHAT
I hope ranting here helps, otherwise you'll need a psychologist soon I fear 
I even took one of my pilgrims
even tho I have like 4/5
and I took a good rig
only to die
it felt like the game did this on purpose
ofc I won't because why does such a spawn even exist
Wish me luck boys
I don't mind really
its a badge of honor to get head eyes by a toz 106
Oshit, I don't need those nades
scav
I'll just go customs and try to do 114
cuz that one has been sitting in the quest list for a long time
Mang I love pistols
I'd play whole game with pistols but that's a bad idea kek
Game is hard enough
game is bullshit enough
you spawn and you die from the sweatlord who has every spawn and every loot container and every scav and every hidden loot memorised
because fuck you
you're not actually allowed to play tarkov
Hes learning
nah I understood that in the beginning
when you play tarkov
you dont actually play tarkov
because you die most of the time
and the fact the game spawns lv 41s in a game where I'm a lv 19
okay bro
sure
makes sense
Dudes made the most painful game of the history, also probably the most realistic shooter
DS can't even get close to Tarkov about being painful
DS?
but dark souls isn't even a shooter
Yeah, lemme know if bugs in games are completely solved and playable without any issues
you can dream
Dudes try to handle with things that is too heavy for any engine in industry. Maybe they could cope if they made their own engine but i still worry. Game has too much going on in the background while trying to stay stable.
Even S.C.U.M has so many issues relating this
unbalanced spawns shouldn't be a hting
oh wait
factory literally exists
thank god for scav runs
1 scav run on woods and I got strapped with a free helmet , backpack and headset
ez
people who don't go old sawnmill seriously fucking should
place is 90% of the time never looted
legit 4 gun containers
nikita will we be meme CYKA BLYAT
ok blin
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I actually upgraded mine , its nice
now I have to get jeager lv 2
the piece of shit
it will take me jears :D
get it?
No?
ty
it was hilarious I know
oh god
2 more dorms quests
oh god
oh no
mark my words from now , I will die
I will camp until theres 9 minutes left
dont care
gl hf
THE GAME DID IT AGAIN
it spawned a player next to me
I died
:)
told you
I spawned
and Idied
I heard the player then started running
hahahaah how fun
and you know where I got spawned?
that's right
next to construction
in the area where you have to go through new gas
haha
how fun
haha very fun
I love dying because of bullshit spawns
haha
man I love customs
money wasted
helmet gone
backpack gone
ak gone
I apparently killed a sniper scav and a scav
interesting
why are such close spawns a thing map
it doesn't make the game more fun
holy fuck it doesn't
it just doesn't
it makes it more bullshit
???????
LOOT CHANCES WHERE
WHEN I"M GONNA DIE BY A PLAYER THAT SPAWNED ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE WALL
and can hear me
what do you want me to do
man
I legit have 2 choices
stay in a corner like a pussy
or try to run
up the forrest and dissapear
there is no other option
going through new gas is suicide
lets try a night raid
now the game will spawn me in the same spot
and it will spawn another player next to me
watch this shit
There’s always a way friend
Take a break yo
Go play some genshin or smn
This literally aint good for your health
He’s too far deep
It’s like a league of legends addiction
A toxic cycle of repetition for the victim

done :) @unborn thistle @warm echo
both pharmacist and the skier quest
both done
in a single take
customs night raid
not ONE player on dorms
I repeat NOT ONE
lesson learned: nobody plays night raids apart from shoreline apparently
yoooo
how many quests did that unlock
Yea going night questing with the pistol is always the go to strat
what pistol
most of the action was suprisingly , on construction and new gas
there was legit nobody on dorms I tell you

^ me
I did such a scum move
at least I think
I paid the guy with the vehicle
then ran off to cross roads
xd
so that people can't take it
i usually just run dirt cheap TTs/ maks or if im feeling spicy Berettas
at that point you're just chancing it
run in , die
run in , get a quest item , get out
^ being a new player and trying to learn customs and at the same time half of your quests are go into customs and literally in the most dangerous area
yea but its literally zero risk
literally just a scav run with quest enabled
overall , its...fine , the main problem I had when I started since during my first customs raids , now that I recall back on it , my aim sucked , I was running everywhere and being loud , so obv I died
now I've survived a lot more raids
ofc on some of the last ones I've died but it happens
overall I got through it
now I have some misc ones to kill scavs
that's all
as you can see , I did my dorms quests
by playing slowly and sneaking around
some of my deaths were simply unfortunate luck , like the last one where I died near military checkpoint that was unfortunate cuz I rushed and I encountered a player
and now , I'll simply farm scav runs on interchange or reserve to get the spark plugs while the car batteries are crafting
yes I bought a tank battery to craft the car battery yes shut up yes I can't be bothered to find them in raid
tyvm
it crafts 5 of the things
the mac and cheese
ah yes
reshala guards on reserve
ofc
not friendly unless you have a million scav karma
da
my bad
jesus christ lol
1 million
for five 35k rouble items
YFI car batteries are like same as when you needed gas analyzer
same spawns in oli
ok
I still don't care
I can't be bothered
finding the dumbass graphics cards is hard enough
now I can't be bothered with so many car bats
like
no
yes I get it people I get it
you could've just stopped the first time no need to be an ass man
fucking hell
the first time sure maybe I could've found them yes , but the 2nd time you're just being annoying and mean for no reason
I got it the first time chill
hey im just busting your balls man
dont you remember just a few days ago i said how far youve come?
its just the funniest possible thing you could do to get the car batteries lol
thanks I guess
I can make my money back honestly with scav runs probably
I'm still learning the maps and spots but I think I can most of the time survive on customs
reserve will be a pain
with all the tunnels undernearth
but as far as I know reserve has some insane spawns
its some military base? or what
I have a question for you since you're the good one here , does the double barrel still have the bug where if you use double tap one of the shots will go wayy up
so the bug you actually need to worry about with the double barrel
is the server will ignore the damage if its 'too much' too fast
so idk about the other bug but i still dont use the fire both at once on double barrel for that reason
it has some of the worst for getting killed instantly if you don't know where others can be from every single spawn
lots of them are right next to eachother out in the open only separatd by like a bunker or one line of sight
well my fav shotgun is always the 153
but can you get that yet or no?
the 155 is also really cool especially if you trick it out with the ultima stuff
153 is awesome yeah
this is true and scaving is always good for money but theres an aspect you dont consider with scaving
its that every scav you play you're not learning about playing on PMC
like spawn timings etc
its just a different game in a lot of ways since a lot of people will be out of the raid within 10 minutes
im rarely in raid longer than 15 mins
looks good actually
scope is nice
1-4x
scav run ofc
only a ocuple kills left for punisher 5
tbh if I ever need money like really badly I'll just go woods and loot every stash
cuz I know woods well and learning the stashes isn't a problem
only on sniper mountain there's 5
and that's not counting the bunker
Big boy
level 21 killed the 50 and died to a sniper scav I guess because I just killed the sniper scav and the dude was in the open, his sight.
I was already heavy with the gear anyway so took only the gun and mag
prolly legged the dude because armor is still intact
Yikes, armor is in the blacklist yeah
long boy
I love suppressors ok
xddd unlucky for both of them i guess
gift it so i can waste it in factory with an altyn 
I wish
I would've bring it in with you in a raid on factory but the thing is, I'm not playing on ||live|| if you catch my drift
insurance or quest?
insur
ah yes another offline raid conosseur
how good is therapist insurance?
Aye, ||I own the game legally but don't wanna beat myself with stress any longer||
They are the same, except therapist takes a bit more money and returns a bit faster
yeye i feel you. At this point i cba to even play alone bcs of the stress and kind of boredom within raids
maybe someday ill return to a lower life form and just spam toz kits for a few weeks straight
i wonder if therapist steals ammo from the mags like prapor

I guess ammo just doesn't count to insurance
i dont think anyone has actually used therapist insurance so nobody knows
maybe maybe
Just like when you insure a weapon but then change the kit inside, they aren't getting insured
prapor is just close enough to sidorovich for me so makes sense for him to be scummy and steal the ammo 
i think having anything other than radiated mutant meat to eat does that
or god knows how old sausage, canned meat etc
Does he even care 
too focused on the grind id imagine
@unborn thistle https://www.sp-tarkov.com/
for those who like the game but dont wanna play proper online
Yeah, I know. I just didn't wanna advertise here since it might be against Discord TOS
I'm actually excited to do this, wanted to do a night raid for a long time. Want to hunt some cultists
Do post results on how good the vulcan is
Its interested me for a while since its pretty cheap but never seen anyone use it
I'm always up for cheap

After 16 levels, I just now started to use hq bullets but other than that. Me and my scav mentality takes over. Not even rat.
Lvl 28 rn and still basically only use stuff like m80, pp, 7.62 ps etc :yep
Dont know if thats due to me being a rat of some sort of just hemorraging money everytime i set foot on maps like shoreline

only reason i can tell people would use her
is that she takes longer
thus meaning your inventory will be "freer" longer lmao
Really?
yup
Oh thats smart yeah
but she cost alot more
I thought prop takes longer
Its often that i have like 6 free kits from insurance after a tough evening of playing so that makes therapist more valuable in a way
indeed
I see the usage
but it hurts me so much to see the price
shes the real sidrovitch here fellas
Feels quite comfortable must say. I know, gun kicks like ass but I'm used to it, gonna use single anyway and canted helps a lot.
Sorry about the video quality, OBS settings are for the streaming, not recording
Might even go for 7.62 next time, can't believe 5.45 kicks around the same
Maybe change the forearm so i can stuff a flashlight for the canted sight
Yupyup
The recoil nerfs hit hard brother sadge
they really fuckin do
That's why I got rid of the Hk 
why i use adar
I looved using the ak-47n with that forearm/foregrip, iron sights etc
Won't be able to use it ayyway
So, adar is different than other ar15's?
just think of it like a m16 without auto fire
Yeah, I know it's an only single fire weapon gun but is it recoil different than other ones?
eh kitted out it aint bad
Or same but it's cheap
I see
Losing an adar doesn't feel like losing an Hk i imagine
Well the other one is usable atleast 
I'm all about UMP now, it doesn't kick at all and hit like a truck
If you find an UMP for cheap, go for it Ratman
you should be crafting BP if you can
or wait uyou might get that at 30
never was an sub machine man
i cant remember if its workbench 2 or 3
I guess they never nerfed the UMP because no one uses it
I feel like a sweatshop worker making ribstop and ak-74ns right now do shed light on the bp craft
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now they actually have a use
it fucking is
how come nobody plays the ump tho
I mean yes you're not gonna be sniping people for a shooter born in heaven but
it ain't bad
my boy strapped with the aviators
Pmc boss
Because people never try something themselves, they just try to be safe by following meta
you like the look?
Exactly you use shotguns with slugs for sbih
da
woods literally easiest map in the universe
go on the rock near sawnmill
see a player make noise behind me
hs him with 1 bullet then 1 shot another one near car extract
get the quest in the bunkhouse
refuse to elaborate further
leave
lv 44
deserved
learn to watch for players
the guy could've literally spotted me
but I heard him and just tapped him once with the ak
ofc
I like to 1 tap kids
thanks for the m700 bro
this is why I love woods
its literally hunting
for people 
boi became the hunter just a few days after he got the game
very simple setup for shoreline
ps ammo
don't need anything else
oh
for a 1 tap mean killing machine
makes sense
this is what I meant when I wanted to practice aim from the start
you see what happens
Heres my build if youre interested
Its like 130k max i think
But i got like 4 of those supressors rn
this one is more for cqb
but it may work on longer ranges just have to aim true
and not spam
iron sights enjoyer
Chad
I mean I use reflexes aswell
Id use cheap ak-74ns still with iron sights but visual recoil is wonky
on my boy the ak74n
running this
it feels awesome to shoot
like it feels good
isn't a massive sight that restrict vision a lot , very simple
its great
Btw you can craft ak-74ks for below 20k in the hideout if youre interested
bastion my beloved
I did that acually
:D
I already noticed I can craft them instead of buy
otherwise they're worth 35 or so
fuck that we craftin
and it comes with a rail too
like the side rail
Yessir exactly
Rn crafting them and then selling on the flea
Gives a nice 15k profit
Not much but its something
considering how easy weapon parts can be gotten from scav runs and shit
also I took car extract on woods
ez
Ez
legit nobody goes north
Like ever
people who spawn north
usually move through usec camp or through scav village and then into sawnmill
at least I'd do that
if I spawned close to scav village I'm instantly going to old sawnmil
ah yes
go in a scav raid
spawn with a saiga that has a drum mag 
the fk am I gonna use it on
I need to do a few runs of just stash looting
Make a banger ass saiga, fill drum mag with flechette and go have fun in factory
as a scav I see so many stashes not looted on woods
1.15 scav karma boys
we out here
Aye everyone just dukes it out in the middle or at the camps and just leaves
Bouncing from stache to stache is an optimal way if you want to avoid em
with a scav most of the players have left
also theres a shit ton of caches around the back of scav sniper mountain
Kinda insane how wobbly your character is if you don’t hold your breath haha
well guns are heavy
i think its supposed to be the weight of your inventory that does that
no
Yea no kidding but as you said: “ I can’t believe these trained Military units are so bad at aiming down a sight.”
they are connected things tho
^
he meant just holding the gun in ironsight mode
if you AD strafe it will seem more wobbly and drunk the heigher the weight
cuz inertia
BRO 😭
I just witnessed my friend scav die
from a lv 6 pmc
sorry little one
we defend our own
I was at usec camp just getting out when I see a scav player
and I tell him lets go
and we go
we stopped on the road near some rocks and I asked him if he has voip he nods no
and then I see him get headshooted
shit was legit scary to see someone just drop infront of you
poor guy level 6 tho
I started sprinting nad hid in the trees barely peeking
and then 1 tapped him too
I legit didn't even hear him
the guy was tucked in the rocks like a rat
well I mean this is the way to play woods
basically hunting as I said
running around in the open in the huge ass area around the mill can be not nice
the area up north you'll almost never encounter players in the woods its all so thick like its almost impossible to see people
but in the flat areas around mill it can be really easy to see people just running in the field
ooooh I know where he was , he got the rock spawn
right under usec camp
on todays episode of what I found on my scav raid
yes those are 2 nvgs
because of reasons
that is actually good-
spam food crates to find those damn croutons
reason?
find those damn croutons
I will find the croutons
I love dying from 2 man squads
even tho I shot the first guy 2 times iwth m80
ok bro
arm hit
probably
I guess
fuckers just rushed me and started spamming the cargo manifest room with nades
just leave me alone you fucks
I saw one but legit didn't think there was a 2nd
and then they just came to me
fucking pussies
I have 5 mil idc much
but that was just a pussy move
like go kill other 2 man squads bloody pieces of shit

I can craft ALL
Of them
:DDDDDDDDDDDDD
Pagman
wtf is htis
32k exp
are you insane
wtf game
and I have 6 days to complete it
wtf???/
Yeah tarkov giveth and tarkov gaveth away
I just cant complete the fucking database quest holy shit
this map bro
its the same as customs and dorms
everyone is just sprinting in and dying
and somehow the stacked players are already inside
????????
THE FK
I'm getting pissed off I tried this shit 2 times first one picking up the 2 manifests then dying from a 2 man noob pussy team
now I die in oli picking up the 2nd one from mr "cherrypopper"
like leave me alone I just want to do my stupid ass quest bro
it doesn't , it just takes away
This day it did with that task
like AAAAAAAAa
Dw youll soon grow to hate all the maps in the game
Expect woods
Who doesent love woods
Fr
Pick up a few stashes
Go to ghetto mill and usec camps
Walk away with guaranteed 700k in loot
Man i love it
I unironically enjoy woods
because you never see a player
in 10 raids
you'll see like
1 maybe 2
peak tarkov experience
I killed a few players over my time in woods , most of them with 1 taps
man today I did a nasty 1 tap with the akm actually I explained it a bit I think
I wish i had more quests on woods tbh even customs and interchange would be nice. I cant even run lighthouse, shoreline is cancerous and i wont rouch reserve with a long stick and like 80% of my quests are on those maps
Maybe, you send a few messages in a day so its possible
to me woods is just a money maker place but i prefer maps like customs for more bloodpump
godamm tho beat that armorless woods quest finally
ok change of plan
we go in with a five seven
and just sprint
get the manifests
and dip out
or get at least 2
the classic mission build
Breech loading makarov into labs

I did that last pre wipe event. It was the funniest shit ever
like the problem with interchange is everyone just rushes
and even if you camp and walk in after everyone
they'll get you cuz they're camping in the stores
most likely
so there is no win win
its literally chance based wether you win or not
extract*
Idk i just go nighttime interchange
Really fun just vibing through the place and engaging into rat mode when you see a flashlight or some steps
Then let the rpk sing
good idea
gonna do it with out nvgs
cuz I'm that hardcore
goshan and idea manifests are easy
but the oli one
is in the open
like right in the high trafic area
kinda gay
I dont even do that 
also I love how flashlight are like beacons in the night
you turn it on by accident
and now all of china knows where you are
My eyesight and a flashlight occasionally is all i need
Fr. Its weird to see other people play on stream and cringe when they use flashlight and reveal themselfs
I was streaming for a friend and they asked me how do I see and I'm like I just know the layout of the map
Chad
nah its legit easy to navigate in the dark
unless its woods 
in which case
MIA
like I have 2 mil , gear is not a problem
just dying over such a simple quest is the irridating part
I can farm survival rate in woods all I want
so idc about that

2 done
do I exfil or do I run for extract
I think I run for exfil
people use nvgs in this
like you can see everything perfectly
now I exfil
laterrrr nerdzzzzz
ez
whoever tells me that tarkov is hard clearly hasn't played night raids
easiest shit of my life
jk jk
xd
yo woodsvan what place on the map is that farm that has tons of gun crates and a bunker door?
old sawmill
probably my favourite place on woods
bet
it has a ration crate
a tool crate
a toolbox
a duffle bag
and a table with loose weapon mods
plus a stache
nobody ever goes there
and the place is chockfull of loot
people just go scav village and then move onto the mill so everyone mostly leaves it alone
mostly because I'm one of the few who don't 
dont forget the violet keycard spawn
that can be a "high" traffic area
depending on when you go there
plus you know that I dont go there
I only watch that spot for people who go there 

idk my friend opened the door for me when i did the quest
Check the wiki if it spawns somewhere static
kek
good to have connections
scav runs time

Ye
let's hope it's on woods
Whats the quest name
paid like 260k in insurance for 3 raids yesterday and got a mag and a hat back
fuck
sounds to me like you got tarkovd
I just realised mans really called me woodsvan
well he isnt wrong is he
im a city rat
gj
not a woods vole
hey
dont give woods a hard time
it tries its best
also I love
whenever I join woods
most of the time
I hear an explosion
xd
wonder what that could be :D
as long as you dont hear it coming from below you :D
it happened to me a few times
never again
I learned
aight enough interchange for today
yeah some of my friends always have the bright idea to do a shortcut aka go through a minefield in the usec camps
now Ima do 1 scav run and then maybe go idk where
Aye bro we don't need legs woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
yeah but when some pmc headshots them when they are fucked after the mine explosion 
OH YEAH
results in me camping their bodies
You give some you take some
thing is if you spawn near usec you can go there , loot everything and then dip out in the forest and never be seen again , problem is its just too risky
fr tho talking about creaming and faces bought some vaseline irl and man my lips havent been in better shape during winter
i take some of their insured gear and insurance fraud mine 
ah where do you live then if you dont have a winter?
Turkey where 4 actual seasons can be lived through but I only get sweaty seasons
Even winter is sweaty, humidity is high af
classic
Ngl I honestly started to think butt stocks are just slowing scavs down
xddd
man i want to visit turkey again
did a few times when i was younger
Sheesh again?
Y tho, you are using euro now which is being rich here so ehhhhhhhhhhhhh
summers are lukewarm here and winters cold asf so 
then be prepared to pay a fuckton of taxes. Or move into siberia :yep
my preferred winter too
was kinda sad that this winter the coldest point was like -27c right before christmas
nani
nordic countries have high healthcare and social benefits which means the tax rate is high
dont know about canada etc tho
oo right, about that
oh
am from finland myself so
the last thing my pmc sees before getting gunned down
hi big guy
I wouldn't know much about that, my countries health care is cheap and great most of the point.
Most of people from world come over here to use it
I wouldn't imagine usa 
Needing and calling an ambulance costs around 2k dollars or smn
the us of a 
i love how some american said that "the ambulance isnt your taxi to the hospital" in response to a similiar comment 

Sorry I was dying, needing a taxi to hospital fam
"lemme call a uber real cuickly hold on"
a live execution
1 star, died on the road
Smelly city
would love to see the old double walls of constantinople before they crumble away
thank corona for the masks then

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holy shit
what is this guy's name
hes a fucking rhino bro
I've never seen this mofo
average scav factory loot run
plus a backpack full of shit which I moved saddly
ofc I'm gonna melt in a sauna
that ak reminds me of something hold on
That ak is so cursed 
cant believe youve done this
lol
the scav ak but in vr
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Tarkov is worldwide what
then where is #worldwide channel 
This here our little corner


did i even mention your name tho?

anyways i decided to recreate that one anime girl tarkov kit whatever it is
didnt buy the foregrip for as val bcs it costs like 60k
and i cannot afford to lose anymore money
this guys name is boris
Dude is a living meme
UK is a living meme
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Scav theme ngl
far away from eu
The soundtrack that plays in the Hangar of The Garbage.
scav theme #2
man i really should order a bandit patch for my vest
or a usec one
or both
If you gonna do a scav one, you should quote oppachkie every 10 secs
Tho I remember first time hearing scav yo "gg izi" gave me a laugh
superior channel compared to general
obv
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truly an experience
looks good, do change the muzzle break and add a butt pad to the stock
ye ye
also brb, gonna join your stream then
hmmm
paying 84k for one of the muzzle breaks
only for -2 difference in vertical
lmao no
the reactor costs 20k
rather than 50+ for the Jmac
ayo do we have streamer
Lemme break that room with my cheap mic
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why
I already do stream on twitch
but I haven't been for a long time
cuz university
drop the twitch channel name :pagman
he finna be scavman
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