💣tarkov-released

[tulip rampart]

test drive and all i can fuck with

cause theyre full auto guns

but bolt actions naaaaaaaaaah

[fast garden]

i mean yeah its one thing to say theres too many and another to say they shouldnt exist

[ancient marsh]

most of them shouldn't
the main issue with them is the fact that they basically exist in some form from start of wipe to kappa

[fast garden]

i dont mind being challenged to use something different but again theres just too many with undesireable weapons

[ancient marsh]

startswith bolt action quests

[fast garden]

yes that is true

[ancient marsh]

ends with test drive

which basically means

[tulip rampart]

psycho sniper is also aids asf

[ancient marsh]

you can spend almost the entirety of a wipe

playing with gear YOU DONT WANT TO use

because you have to to progress.

[tulip rampart]

psycho sniper is just beg u dont find 1 altyn dude to eat all ur headshots

[compact knoll]

the issue with bolties, is mostly not the bolties, but the secondary objective

80+ meter kills, 5 kills without dying, 3 headshots without dying

[ancient marsh]

no it absolutely is the bolties, they are insanely boring and weak weapons

[fast garden]

yeah i mean bolties are ass

[ancient marsh]

i dont care, i dont want to use them either way, there's 100 guns in the game and you force me to use the one that shoots once every 2 seconds

[compact knoll]

aim better man idk

[ancient marsh]

because tarkov isn't a traditional video game

[fast garden]

they are extraordinarily niche and the benefits they have are so small over other mmrs

[ancient marsh]

you cant do the "well they hit harder cause they are slower" schtik

bolt actions are basically obsolete

cause you can just use a full auto or DMR

[tulip rampart]

tbh bullet damage should also do more damage the faster they are just like they lose dmg the slower they are

[ancient marsh]

benefits: higher accuracy
(a stat that doesn't matter in tarkov lol)

[compact knoll]

counterpoint, i cum whenever i hit a headshot with a bolty

[ancient marsh]

https://giphy.com/gifs/graggletwo-homelander-meme-what-is-he-talking-about-7DbgjlgPaqkxoX4fOy

[ancient marsh]

the system is already good as is

no need to rework or complicate it

[fast garden]

its not that it doesnt matter, its that most guns competing with it are accurate enough to some of the max engagement ranges anyway

[ancient marsh]

which makes it not matter

[tulip rampart]

ye pmuch if a gun is 2 moa or under its pixel accurate

[ancient marsh]

what you said isn't a disagreement

it just adds to my point

[compact knoll]

most engagments in game are under 100 meters

where irl its around 300

[tulip rampart]

they need 2 rework 9x39 bullets tho they feel more like 20 m/s bro like cmon

[viral egret]

hooly

[ancient marsh]

every single gun in tarkov you would use, as long as you aren't retarded, makes the guns accurate enough

[viral egret]

@little flame

bro got launched

[compact knoll]

MOA matters irl, not in tarkov

[ancient marsh]

no

that's the point

they arent sniping weapons

[tulip rampart]

yea but if someone is 50 meters

[ancient marsh]

they are close range blenders

[tulip rampart]

i still gotta lead like im shooting a blicky bro

[ancient marsh]

shouldn't have brought a 9x39 gun?

unlucky, i guess?

[tulip rampart]

320m/s

bullet should arrive in liek

[ancient marsh]

boohoo 😭

[tulip rampart]

0.1 seconds

its 320m when it comes out of the barrel then it drops to like 30m/s or something i swear on phonem

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1277445663361339478/1468631835796967639/togif-26.gif

[fast garden]

[tulip rampart]

bro what am i saying wrong thats literally how they feel

[fast garden]

its a subsonic weapon shooting a subsonic bullet idk what to tell you

[tulip rampart]

bro as i said it would take 0.15 seconds to hit a target at 50 meters

but it feels like a whole second

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/721898296771215414/1499597338757562449/GymBouncy.avif

[ancient marsh]

cry cry cry

thats all you do

little baby wants milky 😢 🍼

[stark torrent]

my god

[ancient marsh]

im surprised you haven't killed yourself yet

[viral egret]

so does homolander

[ancient marsh]

how can a man so fragile be addicted to tarkov

that's like an addictive personality walking into the heroin store

[glacial haven]

he doesn't want anything anymore after the half life treatment

[viral egret]

the what

[fast garden]

speaking of wonder if we might see the ubgl for the mp5

[glacial haven]

I am not going to spoil it any further

[viral egret]

bro i dont really care

[glacial haven]

Iedy might have a conniption

[viral egret]

i dont watch the goys

oh iedy

just spoiler it

[glacial haven]

the boys homelander finale spoiler:

||homelander dies in the last episode by butcher beating him up, having his head on the ledge of a table, stabbing a crowbar into his forehead and breaking his skull open||

[viral egret]

[fast garden]

just say finale spoiler

[glacial haven]

aight

[fast garden]

bro spoilered in the spoiler warning at first lmfao

legendary

[glacial haven]

not at first, that was my second edit but then i realised that i am literally spoiling it by just having the warning

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/homelander-jumping-begging-0wz2aPpXmBJFDrH7pv

i love how everyone memed how Homelander does the hands thing to fly like a retard instead of superman who just stands straight and flies or any flying hero , and they kept it until the end

[compact knoll]

gamemod 1

gamemode 1

[glacial haven]

I honestly think that part was just added because of the memes around it

[compact knoll]

gammod creative

what s the fucking command

[viral egret]

/gamemode creative
/gamemode 1

[stark torrent]

🥀

[viral egret]

i think

idk abou gamemode 1

[compact knoll]

cryon didnt get the joke

[viral egret]

i havent played mc in a year

[viral egret]

ggs

p!cryon

[torpid sparrow]

@viral egret ⠀

[stark torrent]

i havent played minecraft for years

i dont even remember

[compact knoll]

joke is

he does the creative command

but its wrong so he cant fly away

[stark torrent]

the admin disabled the creative commands / admin rights

yes

Homelander got demoted from X-Ray Wizard to Newcomer

[viral egret]

ohhh

ive never saw that

[ancient marsh]

hopefully not, cause nobody actually cares

[tulip rampart]

theres a lot of guns nobody cares abt in game

its still nice 2 have them

[ancient marsh]

no, it really isn't - it's just filler, why bother?

[viral egret]

@gritty python after hunting out sinners my quest is finally complete

smile

my game crashed and i didnt save after i got it

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wtf-the-sopranos-tony-soprano-CKkEt6JpRp9a1rEWuZ

[viral egret]

fuck bro they got my sniper

[fast garden]

glorious kaban guard sniper

[fast garden]

it could actually be one of the better ways to use the ubgl

its a shame xalrider does not like fun

and i do think an irl attachment exists for some version of a 203 on the mp5

[compact knoll]

scar too

its already ingame

can reuse the model

they even showcased it a couple years ago

[compact knoll]

why use when it has 0 damage

impossible to kill

[fast garden]

yeah they need to fix what they fucked with gls

like i know its aids to die to one but i caught a m381 the other night on shoreline and lived

that should not happen

dont go to columbian labs at 3 am

class 3 front btw

maybe i upd gamma today

[viral egret]

its really fun

[fast garden]

if i cant play with LASS i dont play tho

that ui is so odd

[viral egret]

ok

[viral egret]

yea its EGUI

i like it

its more clean this way idk

W stats

[fast garden]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/mLhf7ksMO1MG8BwLj?utm_source=discord&utm_content=share_message&v=f8SuajBiVYukeN

this one was very curious

normal ping

walk near this guy

look at top right

[viral egret]

stalinium plates

[fast garden]

none of my bullets registered

at all

[stark torrent]

ye the tan NL is fucked , shit has too much recoil

no supressor makes it good now

and loud has muzzleflash

thanks BSG

[tulip rampart]

i think i said this before

some people have weirder hitreg than others

and i refuse to believe its just luck

[compact knoll]

you know

knowing that riot is fully owned by tencent

and that we dont really know shit about vanguard

there is a somewhat high chance vanguard just spies directly for the chinese ministry of state security

[gritty python]

FACKIN YUGE

[viral egret]

i got 2 frok 6 sinners

from

yet when i cleared the mine none of em had shit

smile

[gritty python]

[fast garden]

black nl

i mean i hit shots the point was that zero registered even in 2 mags

[stark torrent]

yeah that one is ok still

barely but that one works

[fast garden]

but the scav i shot at the start gg

[stark torrent]

but the tan one ggs

cock and balls

[fast garden]

gg man whatever

i had some pancakes with syrup and bacon

[stark torrent]

i dont understand how the grips lower so much ergo

where is the sense in that

fucking dogshit devs

[fast garden]

huh

[compact knoll]

like at the same time

or liek on different pancakes

[tulip rampart]

pancake and bacon??

bro wtf???/

worlds worst combo??

[compact knoll]

we do chicken crepes here its fine

but pancakes are bit more sweet i feel like

[fast garden]

bosh elite mag drills

[compact knoll]

whats the elite skill again

[viral egret]

isnt it faster loading gradually

its really good for 60 rounders

like every round gives you a lil speed bonus

[tulip rampart]

ye

new day new errors

[fast garden]

gradual quick load and any mag in inventory is auto checked

used the sr2m that raid

why do smgs explode their dura so fast

[native crypt]

The sr2m is particularly bad especially with the suppressor

And it repairs really shitty

[fast garden]

max wep maintance moment

also psure all weapon repairs are the exact same

[viral egret]

go up to downed mono

bro pulls the pin on a nade

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/reze-reze-chainsaw-man-reze-arc-reze-rain-csm-gif-15825657779504732061

im tired

[native crypt]

I swear some guns repair better than others

[fast garden]

its just complete rng

[native crypt]

Alright

[fast garden]

its not like armors that have different statistics based on material

but theres pretty heavy rng

some are cheaper tho

like toz vs rsass

[fast garden]

larp gun

[viral egret]

sitting in forester tower during emission

master duty shows up with a rpg

brotato

[compact knoll]

gamma is full larp what do you mean

its all larp

there is nothing but larp

[fast garden]

god help me.

yep serv disconnect

[compact knoll]

this is punishment for your food sins

[fast garden]

another great start to not being able to play eu west

ping was fine

then boom

300 ping

dc

im bouta die to a scav off spawn for that shit

since it takes 8 years to load back in

another dc

what the actual fuck

[compact knoll]

?????

12 hour shifts got this nnnnice man's brain liquified

brain slowly drooping onto the floor thru his nose

[fast garden]

click on stream

ebt music

click off of stream

[soft coral]

3rd grade drawing
C-

missing structure

idea is there

[ancient marsh]

Ebt music is one of the most racist things I've heard today

Respect

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/reze-reze-chainsaw-man-reze-arc-reze-rain-csm-gif-15825657779504732061

[fast garden]

spawn reserve

[stark torrent]

@remote fox wht is uncle doing

he sleeping again

ptooey

[fast garden]

full naked guy with no headset bounces a round off my slaap plate

ok cool

run to bunker

get insta peeked zero audio by this

so we arent playing reserve.

[ancient marsh]

people his age tend to rest a lot

[fast garden]

too bad theres not a great black body armor with class 3 soft and good coverage that you can buy without gp coins

redut-m is like 45k on flea tho lol

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh

[fast garden]

one more shit raid and ill update gamma

do you guys add any weapon pack mods to gamma

are there any still

[viral egret]

frosty's weapon pack

adds EFT guns

[ancient marsh]

isnt some of it already in gamma

[compact knoll]

cba to add shit to gamma

there are a couple cool ones

[fast garden]

i thought it wasnt supported anymore

its what i used before

[compact knoll]

what was the fucking command

[ancient marsh]

isnt this from it?

[stark torrent]

yeah

[compact knoll]

!fwp

[safe summit]

@compact knoll
UGP is no longer available in Gamma as it has been superseded by FWP from the same creator.
UGP(FWP) Discord invite link: Accept
Latest FWP thread in this server: #1277740537344168016 message
Frosty Weapon Pack install video: ⠀

[stark torrent]

this one used to be in GAMMA , i think it got removed or shit

no

[stark torrent]

yeah it got replaced with this one now

so the normal stock looking one is in GAMMA now and the one with the RSASS Handguard got removed from vanilla

it used to be opposite before this update as far as i remember

could ask @brave rivet

could play GAMMA with Tarkov Weapons but i could also play Tarkov

[brave rivet]

its still in as a weapon kit

[stark torrent]

oh so its an upgrade

interesting

[brave rivet]

well a visual one sure

stats don't change

[stark torrent]

weird

[ancient marsh]

does the weight

[stark torrent]

hehe xal asking about weight

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-turkish-man-spin-midget-push-gif-17089704

silence, little man

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/yurtsever-solacefie-milliyetilik-eSbNe2gyz7LWADKM24

[brave rivet]

both are 3.26kg

[ancient marsh]

ok

[brave rivet]

its just a 1:1 copy with a different model

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @fast garden Nikita Ghoul? yes, he is

https://tenor.com/view/punch-avatar-gif-8108311964604739986

[viral egret]

holy fuck i found real gold

[ancient marsh]

what the fuck are you posting

why did you dm me a car accident

[viral egret]

george floyd anti jew upper command

like 1/10 million instagram find

[ancient marsh]

but why

[viral egret]

they made dms end-to-end encrypted

aswell

[viral egret]

why not

if i see it you have to aswell

[ancient marsh]

no?

[compact knoll]

I don't care youre getting blocked

[little flame]

based

[viral egret]

i didnt dm you

youre not included

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/general-chicken-with-rice-eggroll-can-i-get-a-eggroll-with-it-kq-it-come-wit-eggwuh-gif-3825448863695810314

[viral egret]

scav factory

scav is crab walking where a pmc was shooting earlier

peeks the doorway

i instantly headshot him

-0.36 rep

i have lost the jewish telegram channel

[stark torrent]

idiot

[tulip rampart]

Dudes playing scav after fence ll6

Hell naaaaah

Dudes in the slums

[viral egret]

i got bored i wanted to see what my guy had

and i matched too fast so gg

[fast garden]

i am going to gamma my shit

[stark torrent]

ptoeey

come vc man

!fwp

[gritty python]

that guy is sitting at the fucking cuck headquarters command chair

[hallow stream]

https://tenor.com/view/jordi-baste-tv3-no-pot-ser-com-robot-gif-16057126

elden ring battlepass

yo where man

genuinely where it at

fuuuuuuuucking hell

government mandated BSG shill

[stark torrent]

[tulip rampart]

Dude hit a clip ngl

[gritty python]

just got diddled by a dude rigging his fishing poles the fuck was he wearing

okay i thought he had way diff shit on i had to frame by frame that

[gritty python]

wow

[gritty python]

wtaf is going on bro

[ancient marsh]

i clicked to zoom in and felt my guardian angel look away in tears

[fast garden]

nice

[compact knoll]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/s/LLzW1JFQ9v

Saw her in my dreams again

[fast garden]

its temporary

[compact knoll]

Its been too long

[fast garden]

It tends to be

[compact knoll]

Thanks

[ancient marsh]

the only evolution of this recording method is a bank CCTV camera hanging on the other side of the room recording this monitor @fast garden @stark torrent

[stark torrent]

has to be like 24fps too

[ancient marsh]

nah like 5 bro

its a bank camera

[ancient marsh]

do they not accept into BEAR or USEC without D-cups?

[cyan garnet]

Broke in arena

Im not playing that slop til they fix the audio its even more dogshit then usual atm

[viral egret]

dud i had like 7mil

like a few weeks ago

i ended up at 1 mil because i tried to reroll my daily for last hero

[cyan garnet]

[viral egret]

i didnt get last hero btw

[cyan garnet]

Mossad couldnt force me to play teamfight or blastgang

[viral egret]

6mil worth of reroll

only teamfigght and blastgang

[hallow stream]

Poor soul is playing ranked

[fathom hawk]

Hello,can SPT still be played? I was considering buying Tarkov and such, but I wanted to know if you can still play it + mods

And if there's coop as well

[restive temple]

@keen sparrow answer the guy mr spt

[compact knoll]

Spt is stuck on pre release version

[compact knoll]

He is still muted

[restive temple]

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/netanyahu-speed-politics-gif-8742457545679632243

[ancient marsh]

holy shit how long was the mute

[fathom hawk]

I'm not sure what that means

Is it a good thing? Doesn't sound like one

[compact knoll]

Its stuck on a version half a year old

And will most likely never get updated

[potent reef]

why no dota thread

[fathom hawk]

But can it still be played?

[compact knoll]

Yes

[arctic quartz]

@restive temple u made alt?

[restive temple]

ye

[arctic quartz]

bro

its okey u wont get banned

[restive temple]

i really couldn't care if i do et banned

like itsn ot even hard to know

the name is the same

[arctic quartz]

accpet friend req

[fathom hawk]

okay great, in that case, i will prob buy it soon

i imagine you have to downpatch?

that said, i should be able to run it well enough... i believe

[restive temple]

2weeks

[stark torrent]

we won

we called our pos 1 a lot of names but we won

[hallow stream]

Why the fuck is cryon a grey name now

[hallow stream]

Fire

[stark torrent]

wait why is your main acc suspended

cryon

[gritty python]

bro was silenced

[little flame]

gg

[potent reef]

send your dotabuff

or opendota

[stark torrent]

https://www.dotabuff.com/players/90468344

[potent reef]

bro what

[stark torrent]

as u can see i like Warlock

[restive temple]

ggs unc passed to divine

[potent reef]

i thought you are more like pos1/2 type guy

[stark torrent]

i wish , that was a divin 1 game but i am ancient 5 still

[restive temple]

oh rip

[stark torrent]

nah , my friends back in middle school always played 1 and 2 so i was always the 4 and 5 cause i was the newbie , i got used to it , i like casters

spell heroes etc , fuck clicking creeps for 30 mins

@ancient marsh @fast garden @compact knoll

BSG dev gooning

[ancient marsh]

surely this isn't @fast garden

[fast garden]

Oooouhhhh

Monster burger has 3 patties now

Slapping and rubbing my large belly

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/ANQjfJFqILYv0h_3VgjXdn07ftelUR47owr3nzsnHAw/https/media.tenor.com/qOmndejKSZUAAAPo/rem-deadlock-deadlock.mp4

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll

[compact knoll]

hehehe

[fast garden]

That 20% xp boost got standard accounts pissing and shitting and crying

[pliant thorn]

Escape from Arena

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1397273089133510852/1462860355851128873/image_48_1.gif

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1025734593044824084/1507314000847835156/v15044gf0000d7ngejvog65n61j2gnkg.mov?ex=6a12c48e&is=6a11730e&hm=b1a4955f94439d10d37c490ebb450e41801e59b9de637210a338471912ed3727&

@fast garden

[remote fox]

"I'm tired, boss"

[gritty python]

the specimens

how do you not even accidentally kill someone

[tepid nymph]

factory gun 😛

[fast garden]

do you make it a point to make it as bad as possible

[tepid nymph]

Why do you think I said I like playing shit guns

didnt get luicky second time

[fast garden]

theres a difference between poor larp and just using bullshit

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/382156564758396929/1507958615871586445/IMG_3439.gif?ex=6a13cb66&is=6a1279e6&hm=3425d367d67d65fbe933016f0c679dc9a4e62c03c736c98812f3a66f4716b9b9&

[tepid nymph]

Larp?

Im playing the game

I mean I guess the grip is a bit too expensive

[cyan garnet]

Kinda gun someone you kills got and go what the fuck

[tepid nymph]

Thats why it comes back on insurance

:3

[fast garden]

Yea because it’s a fucking 74u

[tepid nymph]

Thats THY POINT kind sir

[fast garden]

But then why are you even worried about a 20k gun

[tepid nymph]

If it was a kedr it would also come back

[fast garden]

The real method is putting poor people attachments on good weapons

If you are even that destitute to begin with

[tepid nymph]

Make a bunch of thse shit guns to keeo in a shit container, then use this with a scav vest and some t3 armor.

Every day yoy get them back. Its an investment in shit guns and you get stuff from the players and scavs that you kill

[fast garden]

Or I could just run something good and actually survive raids in?

[tepid nymph]

You can

I said I like the game because I like assembling...or disassembling guns to make them literal dirt

Like in rust

And getting kills with these improvised ass guns

I can die with 20k, or 200k gun

Its a factory run

So it doesnt matter

Any bullshit can kill you on factory

[fast garden]

You are an odd fellow

[tepid nymph]

I got bored from the spoils of 300k guns. I want to see how it is to struggle

[cyan garnet]

[stark torrent]

🫩

[cyan garnet]

scav main

i couldnt imagine a more grim experience

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191389606608900167/1507991295803789455/Tarkov_scavvy_boi.mp4?ex=6a13e9d6&is=6a129856&hm=afd02e729c2e49da77104ed24f5c935ff212160225ca74e5bccdd530b94aa74c&

[stark torrent]

@remote fox @fast garden

[soft coral]

CRYONNN 🗣️

[little flame]

2 88% pelts in a row

what does the game mean by this

[gritty python]

how is new invictus going alle

[viral egret]

hes north rn

we in vc

[gritty python]

sheesh

also i do not have access to little st. lighthouse

but good, progressing quick

u do ur cnpp yet?

[viral egret]

ye

im in mortal sin rn

[gritty python]

[viral egret]

[little flame]

good

0 deaths

320k

saving for thermal

i need 1 controller hand then im crafting knot

20 eyes

lmao

FINALLY

IM BLESSED

I GOT MY CONTROLLER HAND

HE LEGIT DROPPED ONLY 1 HAND THATS IT

https://klipy.com/gifs/starman-superman

[gritty python]

lucifer is so nice

[little flame]

i can craft it

never had it before

[viral egret]

damn

[little flame]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

[viral egret]

i think they didnt find me @gritty python

[stark torrent]

look guys it's the ZUBR boat

lemme take a shower cause this shit stank

[gritty python]

must have been the wind

i know

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squidward-do-yall-hear-sumn-gif-11641535425504523987

[little flame]

bosh

broke now tho

[compact knoll]

@fast garden deadlock my queen?

[tulip rampart]

holy shi doing nvidia/amd visibility settings is actually broken

[stark torrent]

@keen sparrow

ther eu go rex i added the reaction for u

[ancient marsh]

atom eats build

[gritty python]

small price to pay for the util that thing offers tbh

[little flame]

https://medal.tv/games/stalker-anomaly/clips/mM6zLWd4n3hfRUlxC?invite=cr-MSxvWFMsMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=15

bro

i just hit a clip on that mofo

@gritty python

ignore chappy in the background

he loves his pizza

[gritty python]

looking like a fucking cod mw2019 lobby

"i fucking love dominoes bro"

[little flame]

LMAOO

[gritty python]

[little flame]

cryon if you hear us give us a reaction

https://klipy.com/gifs/picklejuicelover69-2

[gritty python]

we have to fucking interact with cryon like that stupid stranger things clip

[little flame]

no we gotta talk to him like we're using a fucking ouija board

[native crypt]

How long did rex get muted for

[gritty python]

that's what i mean lmao

[restive temple]

gotta hit that

cryon cryon are you here
yes / no
no / yes

[gritty python]

LMAO

[restive temple]

only real mfs know this shit was scary asf when u were young

[restive temple]

answer is always not long enough

@gritty python i got softlocekd

run is over anyway cause i died once instantly to mono

gonna restart as freedoom

[gritty python]

pain

[stark torrent]

@fast garden where are u man are u pissing and shitting ?

[little flame]

omg this shit

gg

[little flame]

im up

im on mortal sin rn rn

boutta start the hospital part

prayeg

all companions died tho

[little flame]

ck ck are you here

[gritty python]

oh shid

[little flame]

bro

theres an emission

when it ends

my game crashes

wtf do i do

[gritty python]

like no matter what?

even with like an anabiotics use to skip it or something

[little flame]

now it didnt crash

i literally loaded the tempsave earlier and it crashed too

idk bro

games dumb

[soft coral]

debug mode > weather editor

clear weather

if not

reload past save , and I think changing emission timer in settings can work too idk

[little flame]

sadge

[little flame]

brother im invictus

he he hell nah

i aint cheating

• i said it fixed

[soft coral]

you're welcome

[bold garnet]

Good luck bro

[little flame]

ty

0 deaths and bout to finish mortal sin

[bold garnet]

Hell yeah

[little flame]

got to operation afterglow last time

but choked

yessir

we dont give up

[little flame]

mortal sin done

still 0 deaths

[ancient marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/721898296771215414/1508155217038934178/image.png?ex=6a14827f&is=6a1330ff&hm=53edf800d9f0642a1f19cd724c38843c85e0d9a2ddf5c7fecfc618144ccc1eb8&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

@stark torrent @restive temple @compact knoll @fast garden

[gritty python]

dodged the death by rpg bullet

[little flame]

lol

[gritty python]

stg there are at least 2 everytime i go generators

[restive temple]

breaking the ice

[little flame]

swapped guns for operation afterglow

ba bosh

got a few gl rounds aswell lmao

[fast garden]

I be putting my melee in the vision slot

[fast garden]

Aware

[fast garden]

We at the piss and shit factory gang

[little flame]

uhhhh why does this guy have 3 rpgs

remember, switching to your backup rpg is always faster than reloading

wait why does every mono with an rpg have 3

wtf is this bug

[fast garden]

Blud doesn’t use tarkov bullet icons

I do because they are smaller in the inventory

[little flame]

i dont wanna see tarkov in my games

usually

makes me wanna puke

[little flame]

back to where i lost the run last time

[restive temple]

gl bro

dude im so bored of gamma and idk what to play at all

[little flame]

bruh

[restive temple]

im gonna try one more run

for the shits and giggles

less careful

[stark torrent]

Bibi please

Let it be good

[little flame]

duubs

geegees

@restive temple

@gritty python

dubs

deathless invictus

[restive temple]

gg

[little flame]

what is murky spirit

oh just all storylines in ironman

LMAOO

i forgot to feed my knot

[fast garden]

@compact knoll

[glacial haven]

"protectjews.org", this has to be satire, a fake ad in the show

It literally mentions that the money is only going to jews

What about the rest of the people

[short cove]

how many minutes does it take to open your inventory?

[remote fox]

Artyom:

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-dies-thanks-avengers-bye-gif-13915365

[hallow stream]

Nah hes fine

Skeleton passive means he can just not eat

[foggy jay]

@stark torrent got busy all day in the end 😦

[stark torrent]

no problem grokie, work comes first

[fallen cloak]

owowowow

tarkone

we gotta get a 5man get juiced out of our minds and RP monolith in tarkov

[foggy jay]

Prepare 25 grenades

[fallen cloak]

oh god

[stark torrent]

[stark torrent]

Mike u EU?

[fallen cloak]

yes

[stark torrent]

wanna do some shit in tarkov?

what lvl are u?

[fallen cloak]

14

[stark torrent]

ah im 8

have u played before?

[fallen cloak]

yes

[stark torrent]

this is my 1st wipe

[fallen cloak]

but i havvent been very active this wipe because i had a bad start

[stark torrent]

hmm....how so? u couldnt have it as bad as i did

i just lost my nice gear again because i missed the extraction area caus ei didnt know where it was

cause im a professional retard in this game i swear to god

[fallen cloak]

well i just wasnt feelin very motivated because crashing my forehead into my tasks until i get them done took a couple too many tries

[stark torrent]

yeah i mean i think i havent done a task in 3 days now

cause i cant

fuck woods

such a shit cocksucker map

[fallen cloak]

weve all been there

i like woods

[stark torrent]

i dont like it , as a begginer is very hard to play it , should have had more quests on customs imo

[fallen cloak]

yea

i hated it early aswell

but its not actually too hard to find yourself along the map once youve learnd the tricks

[stark torrent]

yeah i guess but still.....also the AI shooting through foliage and spotting u is very shitty

like the point of the map is to be able to like hide but nah

[fallen cloak]

i do recommend pullin up a map for any map youre playin tho

[stark torrent]

the AI doesnt give 2 shits

i did.....

still difficult xD

[fallen cloak]

yea

woods takes some time to get used to

the best advice i can give you is to look out for its 3 major landmarks for orientation

number1

the huge lake that pretty much takes up the majority of the maps south side

number 2

[stark torrent]

sniper rock?

[fallen cloak]

the big ol boulder in the middle of the map

LAKE

LAKE

oh

nvm

u got me confused

and the 3rd one is a mountain in the distance in the north of the map

[stark torrent]

yeah ik the Lake , i used to run around it to get out to outskirts once

[fallen cloak]

all of the landmakrs are pretty centralized so its not too hard to gauge in what part of the map you are when you got your eyes on one of them

[stark torrent]

i gotta get to the convoy and the usec camp

[fallen cloak]

but woods is very hard at the beginning

i will have to agree

[stark torrent]

but i seem to die or get confused and die

eh...

i mean at least i dont rly have gear fear

[fallen cloak]

good

[stark torrent]

i mean i bought the game with this mentality

[fallen cloak]

youre like miles ahead of 90% of the people that play the game already then

[stark torrent]

otherwisw i wouldnt have, also i learned lighthouse rly quick and i can do very good scav runs

[fallen cloak]

yea

i die a lot

i think my first wipe my survival rate was below 30%

[stark torrent]

mine is 5% right now

[fallen cloak]

oh god

thats a different level of awful

tarkov wiki is your best friend

[stark torrent]

yeah i use it for items

what to keep / sell

and i have learned how to add reflex sights to my weapons

so now i can hit someone at least

[fallen cloak]

incredible

[stark torrent]

[fallen cloak]

not rly worth if it youre just gonna lose em

but i respect the effort

[stark torrent]

eh they are relatively cheap compared to my scav runs so its ok

[fallen cloak]

big bucks

[stark torrent]

right now i am collecting knives and trade them for mp5 and ump

i heard the ump is meta rn

[fallen cloak]

i feel like its a bit overblown

its finally actually usable id say that much

[stark torrent]

i have a very big issue, i cant differentiate enough between scavs and pmcs

[fallen cloak]

yea thats something you learn with experiences

[stark torrent]

i know the pmcs usually look more dark-ish

but still....

[fallen cloak]

scavs have some behavioral quirks

[stark torrent]

nah like even player scavs

[fallen cloak]

and arent ever wearin military clothing

but i feel you

[stark torrent]

i was following a guy , thought he was a player scav....flash news

he wasnt

[fallen cloak]

thats when u use voip

[stark torrent]

i did , but ofc he didnt answer

turned back and shot me directly

[fallen cloak]

maybe he had it disabled

[stark torrent]

but yeah i like voip encouinters with other scavs is very fun

[fallen cloak]

i havent used voip at all

[stark torrent]

i use it only when others talk to me

[fallen cloak]

fair

[stark torrent]

i almost never talk myself first

[fallen cloak]

hasnt happened to me

ive just been hard forcing this one quest

you need to kill 7 usec pmcs

[stark torrent]

ah no, my survival rate is 25%

5% is smth else

leave rate

[fallen cloak]

ive killed well over 7 pmcs but the majority of them were bears

im in pain

[stark torrent]

thats just unfortunate lmao

[fallen cloak]

yea

i just wanna get this done and then i'll have fun again

u got any idea what lvl grok is?

id imagine he hasnt been able to play much he always seems so busy

[stark torrent]

hmm not quite but he has 500 hours clocked in so at least he know what he is doing

i mean look , this guy is yellow, ofc he is a scav

easy to identify

[fallen cloak]

this wipe or total?

[stark torrent]

total

[fallen cloak]

aah

holdon

[stark torrent]

if he had 500 this wipe there wouldnt be no gamma

[fallen cloak]

lemme check

[stark torrent]

[fallen cloak]

TRUE

i have

931

[stark torrent]

jesus

[fallen cloak]

and i am by no means competent

this do be my third wipe

altho i play very different now than i did at the start

i used to take food and drinks along in all my raids and just wait out the first 20 minutes

because after the first 20 minutes all the chads are gone

and then i could just do my quests in peace

altho you wont find all that much loot this way except for whatever the scavs you kill have on them

[stark torrent]

see, ez scav run

i think i made over 100k just now

and i spawned with a gas analyser for the quest lmao

i dont have to craft it now

[fallen cloak]

sheesh

i got anotehr 2 kills

2 bears

[stark torrent]

good good

[fallen cloak]

[stark torrent]

ah no

u needed usec

big rip

[fallen cloak]

i dont even wanna fight bears man cmon nikita

[stark torrent]

i would advice going lighthouse cause bears are usually handicapped hard there

because rogues instashoot bears alot of players just avoid it

[fallen cloak]

naaaaaaaaaaaa

imma keep spammin factory

[stark torrent]

@fallen cloak holy shit airdrop

[fallen cloak]

i only need 1 more kill

🙏

[stark torrent]

jesus how do u kill so many ppl

[torpid flame]

whos playing

we talking scav runs?

name is no longer xbox_obama

its TarkovExpert

[fallen cloak]

that is a lot of juice

[fallen cloak]

the answer is i dont ive just been working on this quest all day

and ive finally done it

very pog

[stark torrent]

well played bro

[stark torrent]

what the fuck is this

jesus

[stark torrent]

EU?

maybe we can do some games tomorrow if u want guys

do some quests whatever

imma go to sleep now cause its almost 4am here

[azure geode]

my best scav run this wipe. spawned with a vss and killed two thicc boys

[torpid flame]

i'm west coast canada so i can play any NA server and a few asia ones

i like queuing on JP/KR

[torpid flame]

nice haul

[torpid flame]

this was another wipe, golden era of scaving on reserve lol

i honestly have so many of these

like neverending stream of scav hauls like this

[errant canopy]

Imagine getting a scav with thermals on the vss

[azure geode]

I just point fired them close range lol. Even on semi auto with small mags it destroys

[stark torrent]

Yesterday i got lucky and looted a fully jucied mk14 from a dead pmc.i spawned next

[foggy jay]

Got my 3rd injection of covid vaccine, i'm dead kek

My head is gonna explode

[stark torrent]

Then when i extracted to the train , another lvl 40 was there, i didnt see him but he started shooting but couldnt hit me through the cover, so i used the mk14 to fuck his ass

The train extracted 10 secs after

Idiot

[stark torrent]

Yeah it will pass in 1-2 days

I had the same on my 2nd

[warm echo]

Took both the 3rd and the flu shot at the same time because they where offering and it seemed like a good idea

Narrator: ” It was in fact not a good idea.”

I’m good now as it usually is over in a day but fuck me that single day I was simultaneously freezing and on fire at the same time

[fallen cloak]

got mine last weekend

[foggy jay]

Did it hit like a truck ?

I'm slowly recovering

[stark torrent]

im not getting the 3rd anytime soon as they said it's not effective vs omicron or whatever

and im gonna have exams and shit in the next weeks, id rather not wake up to an exam feeling like a truck hit me

[foggy jay]

Yep. In France these butt fucked politicians are enforcing a shot every 4 fucking months

I got covid once and had less symptoms than with the last vaccine shot

[stone charm]

I remember when not being vaccinated made me a degenerate, now that I have it I’ve regained the title because I never got the booster

[lunar island]

Mine felt ok

[lunar island]

Same

[lunar island]

One year in Russia

But still, it's actually not legal to force someone to vaccinate, but everybody forced their employees otherwise they got fired

Classic

[foggy jay]

In France you aren't forced to be vaccinated. But if you aren't. You can't go to bars, restaurants, theaters etc

[lunar island]

We'll im actually not

I've got first shot

But didn't get the second

I showed my employer the paper about first one and it was ok

I also got a covid in the first wave

3 days of 39C Temperature and that's all

More annoying was police that checked me at home every morning and mandatory app on the phone

For two weeks

[foggy jay]

Oh they actually do it which is kind of "nice" in a way, like if you actually have issues with covid you can get help maybe ?

In France it's like "stay at home" but there's no check

And some people were caught up in night clubs kek

[lunar island]

No, first wave was a gulag

[foggy jay]

Ah during the first wave

I can imagine...

[lunar island]

Funny thing that I've got it from my ex

[foggy jay]

In France we had to say 2km around your building

[lunar island]

Who got it from the ministry of health

[foggy jay]

[lunar island]

Where she worked at

[lunar island]

We were forbidden to leave apartment

Want to get food? Your problem

Now it's not that hard as I've heard

[foggy jay]

Oh shit wtf

This is fucked up man

We could actually move within a 10 to 20km radius to buy groceries or doing sports iirc

[lunar island]

Welcome to Russia)

Btw you are from France? Paris?

[foggy jay]

No not Paris

[lunar island]

I've been in Languedoc long time ago

It's really beautiful out there

From Andorra to Toulouse

I read about Catar heresy then and traveling to those actual places was really wonderful

Monsegur, Rene le château, Carcassonne

France is a beautiful country

[wide flume]

I agree 🙌

[foggy jay]

Ah yes I went there once and it's not bad but I prefer the seaside

[wide flume]

Grok sounds like a Breton name :^)

[foggy jay]

Yes

[lunar island]

I was at Atlantic ocean, yeah, but it was in Spain

[foggy jay]

[lunar island]

Lol

Tri martolod

Yaouank

[foggy jay]

How the fuck do you know that

[wide flume]

Kilian Grokenech

[foggy jay]

[lunar island]

Heard it once, love it

Tri Yann is really nice band

[foggy jay]

@wide flume

[lunar island]

Lol

[wide flume]

the virgin parisian vs the chad provincial

[lunar island]

Cidre and apples to everyone

[foggy jay]

The famous one

[foggy jay]

https://tenor.com/view/bretagne-gif-13762310

[lunar island]

[stark torrent]

same here , it is what it is

some jobs even require it so all in all , you kinda have to do it

[lunar island]

Funny thing,we have the Olivier salad, or french salad, and afaik this salad called Salad a la Rus in france

[stark torrent]

yeah i only know them as Salad

tho we have chicken salad , thats nice

ironically it has no vegetables in it, but we still call it salad

idk why but its tasty

[lunar island]

Salad is everything mixed in our place

Like the fruit salad for example

[foggy jay]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-frog-smile-happy-yeah-gif-17828901

#💣tarkov-released more like #╟❓general-offtopic2

[stark torrent]

[lunar island]

Sorry

[foggy jay]

No problem don't worry

These free talk channels don't really need moderation anyways

It's more bug discussions in #╟❓general-offtopic that are annoying

[stone charm]

Was playing “Tarkov” when the news about boosters came on the telly

I try to keep it in topic

[foggy jay]

[stone charm]

[foggy jay]

I'm lvl 9 currently on Tarkov

I think the higher I went was 34 or something

[stone charm]

I played once and got stomped by those who are retired military

[foggy jay]

But I had 50/50 GPU in my Bitcoin farm so it wasn't really fun anymore making millions without doing anything