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you should paint htem brown instead
why?
the shit will blend in
He wants them in his ass
ah
youre putting words in my mouth
and probably something else too
And you are moaning
Bitches love painted nails
what are you, lesbian
in the US i guess , here you will flagged as a british cigar by both genders and one will even spit on you

Where is Ivan to confirm this
getting fucked in the ass
youre next
there is a reason he has long hair
is that a promise
what is it
I was not familiar with your game OG
a threat
something to hold on during doggy
why did everything become so gei bruh
š
we can do it the easy way or the viltrumite way
youre part of the issue
When you play the video game that makes you homoerotic
sometimes randomly with no context to cause this, the comment that said "they better animate each impract frame" on a video of anisa turning around
pops into my mind
i read one comment saying the budget better go to them cheeks
wait i need to show iedy a funny
Lol
??
Long hair is better than short hair btw
@ancient marsh
is that fuckass johnny sins
A joke is only funny three times
This is the second time
You have one more
^^
you thinking you're welcome is funny every time

youre the first joke he created shut yo ass up
I can lurk here all I want
yeah your mom said she cant go out to dinner tn
I love you too cryon
we don't love you back
Mom jokes are low btw
We?
not even your parents
You wouldnt know?
no they dont š
looks like ass on 80% of the dudes
im gonna be honest, short to medium hair looks better on most women too
They do not take care of it
either you get the jesus cut like moist kritical
or you get ponytail and look like a 4chan brony
also long hair looks terrible unless you have perfect face symmetry for it, or if ur trans and look like a actual woman
you will never grow a vagina
Im crine š
or whatever they say
no they saw ywnbaw
or something like that
Mine is almost there to be honest
Yoy also dont need a hat
hope it grows so long you trip on it walking down the stairs
When I had short hair, my head was cold
Not that long, no
thin hair
if i wanted to murk you id have lubed up your stairs by now
all i did was lube up your mom for tonight's adventure
depends heavily bro idk
most of them look like weird lesbians
You must have bad vision
Youre just not used to women with short hair, or men with long hair
bro every 30 yr old middle crisis fat woman in my country
has short hair
they look terrible man
yeah i mostly mean medium sized
shit like wolfcuts
Ew
wolf cuts are fire
Shoulder blade length basically
one of my friends has a wolf cut it suits her
Yeah thats good
wolf cuts are fucking baller
agreed
Depends on who
real
ye idk most women just look better with long hair
when does your semester end?
only found out when my music was switching
20 june
yikes
and just cause its long hair it doesnt need 2 be boring
thatās a late af semester
so -7 days llmao
Wolf cut on men looks fire
bro those fat old bitches with short hair
are NUMBER ONE
yea we start like september 11 so
i do my finals on the 4th
work snitches
Ig that makes sense
every job i had
i already did most of my tests and grades
i just need to hand in some final shit
Why do they shave it thougg
it was always a fat short hair bitch who was snitching and pretending they were a manager
i pretty much have my grades except 2 subjects
lowirk
i know how to avoid those women
just put in earbuds and linkin park 
just tell them ur vaccinated and done bro
class leader told us that we dont have to be on lessons next week
aint hear a thing
they are control freaks and usually narcissistic 
hows ur gamma run going
just say u dont fw aur and its gg
-_-
i do finals on 4th, and then uni is september prob
one more advanced tools and i can do heavy armour
nice
did MM and BS

dont really want to go more north, barely any trader locations
what faction
i feel like i always find my experts in limansk from dead city mission pops
jesus
and i just dislike pripyat
bro
i had 6 golds in limansk
i sold 13 advanced tools so far
because i cant trader them i have no basic tools
yeah zaton is only 20%
jfc 
last time i got my experts in CNPP
gonna grab a stash in outskirts

yeah only got skat9 for heavy too
and that cool gas mask
nah
i don't remember the name
the other one
its the black one right
yeah
better for boolet
right now i have the same armour as you and the ach helmet

duty has it like almost always
olden gamma days
nah ik but you got a 100/100 dura one from last dawn or whatever tf
i have autocmplete and i fast travel between locations
Yeap
cant be asked to walk
do u still get sphere m8 from uhhh
sphere m8 or m12 from military documents hand in
from x18
i actually donāt know cuz i rarely play factions friendly with mili and i canāt be fucked to farm for disguise armor 
but i imagine not
they did away with a lot of the hard armor rewards from quests
i dont care much either way
because heavy helmets r like
everywhere
i keep finding ranger gasmask and sphere m12
shit even living fireās reward is pretty ass by the time youāre at that part of the game
tf does living fire give
some artefact
cool questline but rewards are poo for gamestate
cuz you need a non item 78 gauss rifle to kill the guy that completes the questline 
prometheus
me when prometheus instakill (you didnt shoot him in the nutsack instead you shot him in the right upper corner of the leg)
living fire isn't wortth it at all
neither ecologist questline
mfw talking stone
gives like 80 psy res
Me when the game tells me now is the only chance to shoot him, and when i shoot him in the head i just fallover dead from a fire heart attack
huh?? i slimed this guy he was running towards me with a knife after i shot him
why is he 16k hours
no he tried to shoot me for sbih i suppose or something then i shot him he ran away for 20 meters then pulled out his melee and came for me
bloodthirsty fiend
Ranger best
ur sped
?
Rad res
I was dying of rads in apocalypse helm -_-
If you have a good suit, you can compensate
who tf cares abou rad res
you can literally upgrade ur suit once or twice or just use tthe right suit in general
Had to do bs in an ssp because I was dying of rads
ur mother
in a ssp
because of rads
have you learned about anti rad medicine bro
i have like 50 rad res
i am radiationing my shit
bro i have 50 rad res im in north and i have no issues
i had even les when i did bs
i had no issues with rads
not ONCE
If I could do it in a half broken beril and ach 7-ex during 9.0, no rad equipment, then I want to do it in 9.5
They buffed radar
I may have hit a few rad patches then
Still, I just dont use antirad due to principle. My gear should provide rad res
Had a chimera in outskirts podyezd once
Or two in outskirts hospital. Not fun 0_0
two is nothing
i had 6 chimeras and a black chimera on me in outsirts before
too bad my guys had rpgs

-_-
Had to kill my second legend so that I could recruit a third legend
(Bandit legend kill quest)
i dont think they would
they did
I was fairly close to him, but no reason to remove it
Unless they can grab yoy close range
when u were next to conjtroller in 0.9.4 he made u kill youself
maybe not in africa or whatever third world country you live in

hes romanian 
Africa third world country
ye them painting their own nails they love it
but dudes with painted nails
no woman on this planet likes that besides like
1%
I think many do actually
no they dont
@compact knoll if god loves humanity, why did he make some of them Romanian?
and you are sure its not just that you full speed sprinted before you could see the gradual animation
Its their own little struggle
Some may consider that its own version of original sin
sir i am american
bitches love my features
Maybe the first sin wasnt disobeying god, but theft off the tree of wisdom? @compact knoll

-_-
If i say, god will smite me down
again bro
how is he alive btw
i spawned ontp of him
i shouldve had an animation
If you were, I wonder if we would tolerate you more or less
they dont always aggro
less bro just look at me

Ew
Gooner
What does me being female have to do with tolerating me
rich
Well women are retarded
honestly foids arew ay more annoying
0_0
ye exactly what xal is talking about
female
Gets insulted more than anyone else
How is that VPN working out for you
Really curious how that is working out
Its great
This whole vc might be gae
I can tell
working out
mommy will not be filing for unemployment a second time
Youre not ā¤ļø
Sorry i will censor it next time
Mommy should seek a job
Trigger warning next time ā¤ļø
tw i already have a j*b
Dont tell thee the code to the family gun safe
She might paint the ceiling red
i wonder how many suicides by crossbow there are
Gonna make a contribution?
you know i met one girl that tried to od to kill her self off of ibuprofen
Do you think the hatians that had a gang war with bows and arrows kill themselves by pulling the string back with their toes?
What did it do? Make her feel better?
Xal tried to OD on aspirin once
all ibuprofen can do is get you high im pretty sure 
He came back a changed man
I don't think that was the ibuprofen, maybe it was the hardee's small size drinks
I will kill myself by Big Tasty overdose
Oh to have that in America. We barely have any exclusives
dude they sell a like, 48 oz cup that is branded and you can bring it in and get 1 dolla refills
Who asked you anything
Be quiet
@remote fox unc
This guy
come arena man
I thought you like me bro <3
You ever see that 4chan drawing of the refill backpack
Americans will make diabetes airborne
_<
Moderator by the way
i personally like the coat that can be filled with drinks
He said something along the lines of "i loved her man" yesterday, and then there was a loud sound, i think he dropped something
And then he stopped responding
I think he broke his pc or something
During the rapture you will be left behind
Aww, you thought of coming for me?
Youre cute
<3
I wouldn't even spit on you during my ascent
xal y do i feel like youre the one to have the mark of the beast when apocalypse comes
ykwim
Descent*
Let's not get ahead of ourselves
I have too many tattoos as is
Ace of spades on his lowe back
Well cause if I did I would drop right down to him
we died on woods i was uber tilted and didnt want to get mad at unc so i just said "thats enough of that" and left vc
LOL NO CAP
Queen*
Also that's more of a @fast garden thing
i dont like them
BBC lover
Bro left like an angry uncle who got washed at Scrabble
And he doesnt not watch TV
??
The hate is unreal
I thought we were friends brk :<
C stands for coochie in this example
If xalrider was alive during Genesis, noah would have made 2 arks
I'm alive, barely.
bro isnt negotiator a guy i swear i heard his voice and he sound like a big black guy is he trans bro?
I wish
Noah would give me a black wife to reproduce with
@compact knoll i told you he is a bad shot
no he wouldnt
You are probably confusing him with xal
xal is the kinda guy to come to gates of heaven and belike ' yo god omg i followed u and i was ur nr 1 fan' and then jesus says ' i dont even know u bro who tf r u'
at least Thee is a woman
Emphasis on big
Negotiator is a girl you're thinking of me
Im the big black guy
does he speak in vc
or not
cause i highly doubt a womn could get above 0.8 kd in this game
ŠØŃŠøŃŠ»ŠøŃ ŠµŃŃ Š½ŠøŠŗŠ¾Š³Š“Š° не Š±ŃŠ» ŃŠ°Šŗ близко Šŗ ŠæŃŠ¾Š²Š°Š»Ń
Thats just mean
My sleep schechule is absolutely cooked.
not mean im just truthmaxxing
I knew a different woman that played tarkov, somehow had higher kd than me
Waking up at 7 PM 
fack you man
if ur thinking abt honeyxxo or whatever
i wouldnt trust that
fuck finally
again if a 'woman'' doesnt speak in vc thgats not a woman thats a guy bro
That was me in a dress
Was a gf of my friend
the cat lady
kitler
@compact knoll
Many of them have one
What
@compact knoll
apparently theres a grenade spawn in last hero bay 5
is this no cap or no cap
or no cap on god for real
we dont play shit last hero maps
yeah
dont get it twisted
i can do after i eat
Ew
15 mins max
i am doing my enforcer bullshit and playing with my sako
i played alot of bay 5 on lh
figures you are mentally challenged
Did you guys know that access to tarkov voice chat has a strict requirement of having at least 65% Ashkenazi Jewish DNA on a biological ancestry test? @tepid nymph @tulip rampart
You use it a lot?
im nr 1 palestine warrior on god bro
Never have
Yes all the time
s?stats
I dont think a goy like you will pass
dawg u play solo cause nobody wants to bei n your team stfu
stenchmaxxer
I played in a 4 man
This is why no one likes you, and now we will make sure you will never get a mortgage for a house
I meant on this server
or a job ever
i whisper shalob shabbat as im asking you for a loan
what do you do
bro thinsk we woudl offer him anything
0% interest

"You people" huh
Why so mean
sounds racist ban him
Tarkov chat, who all teamed up on one guy
For no reason
:<
I am literally Slavic, as are you
What do you mean
-_-
Give a firm handshake and a 0% interest loan
are u bulgarian bro
Ukr
im not slavic bro
???
Whats wrong with the capital
The most advanced place in the country btw
Capital people?
kyiv populace
What about them
Yep, because your village is waaaay better
it really is
^^
how old are you btw
That's just every country.
you never told
The furry guy from newbies chat I dmed you about was 32
Talking about buttplugs n shit
He said sth "furry school"
I think he was a minor
Idk who groomed him

But im glad he is banned
Also why Macintosh hate
I thought you like him
Am I not the most hated tarkov channel member
No, he was but you swiftly took that spot
cause im a truthcel
How...
Crying day in, day out
emphasis on celibate
Cause you talk like a loser
emphasis on the truth
?
Is that why you refused to vc me after starting to shittalk for no reason?
:<
I said let's do it in this servers tarkov vc
bro the me hate is so forced btw
i just say nothing but truth and be funny on god n mfs be hating
this is biblical btw this happened in the bible too
I have it worse btw
You just be crying like a mf
BOO HOO
If not xalrider I doubt anyone would be rude
@compact knoll I almost said sth I shouldn't
welcome back mr.trump
but i dont get it when u guys r crying im being supportive chungus but when i post blatant hackers
im complaining
We get it bro there are cheaters in tarkov
But that's all you post
Xalrider is a worse youyou1992
Its like someone saying slavery is bad every day
@stark torrent do p exclamation mark boobs for me real quick
thats cap
youyou is cool
And that is saying somethinf
i talk anything what u guys talk about
its called survivorship bias buddy
have u heard of it
forced hate
And that says somethinf
i never seen anyone hate on him
Said literal cockroach whose opinion is worth less than sand to a desert dweller
You?
also y do mephe get so much hate what did he do bro
So are you
Xalrider is our biggest troll
wait before i defend u mephe can u tell me out of 10 how good looking u are
aight
I cant rate myself. Literally egoistic
Im a male anyway
boowomp
idc bro
get on man
our
Just hate me at that point
Play your arena with arten vro
Every single thing I say, I mean literally
nice cap btw
Would literally anything convince you that I mean the words I say
@ancient marsh get on bud
LOL
Bro I feel like the withered alien meme rn
The iedstein files
is the rule34 command banned
@stark torrent what did you do in 2023?
damn it is
ledy was a different man back in 2023 damn
Yeah he was still white
Awesome file name

WHAT is that link
You click it and your pager explodes
i drop a 70 kill and sub 20 death game on arena to finish my weekly and all 3 dailies
i am free
for the next 24 hrs
I see you are ovulating
Right on schedule
Theyurinegotiator
You're actually on the left
Urine?
Who gives a fuck
fuck you man i like the games lore
Lore is soy š
When you genuinely get slimed out by a cheater but remember voevoda is a character in game
Girl and beautiful same sentence bro 
Anything you want to tell us?
Ewww
Homosexual
Lol
no, sam, bad
Bots also one tap you with mortar
Dead game
another 3000 in destiny 3?
I think it was pretty alright
I liked seeing homelander get fisted that shit was satisfying
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Girl dinner
"3000 hours in tarkov, i deserve nothing, fried chicken with ranch as punishment"
its mayo
No dino nuggies... 
SON š drop juice
its basically sprite but with caffeine and more syurpy
@ancient marsh they retarded my fucking cat dude
Sun drop more like fried slop
girlfailure
Disgusting
Why is he like this
yeah
i liked the fight and homelanders death thats it
whole season overall was shit

Frenchies ghost was so fkn sped bro
homelander carried the season with his acting, even when he did stupid shit for the plot his acting was good and enjoyable
He had to constantly fight his director on not making Homelander a pure Trump parody 
Butcher too was aura maxxed since s1
Nikita has nothing better to do to be honest
Maybe buying his fourth mercedes
They could have just had Butcher and his crew find creative ways to slime supes 
holy slop

why is @ancient marsh getting doxxed actively
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@ancient marsh
shit gun
(didnt die, he went prone and i headshot him with mjolnir)
spanish guy spammed me with like 20 messages and several calls and invites
yea
not doing that
30 sum year old man btw
spanish not mexican
how tf do u make an HK so ass
by using a supressor
naah if he used a PSR it wouldnt be nowhere as bad
and i swear using suppressor on a day raid is literally prey mentality
soy little cuck behavior
esp on a map like streets or reserve
woods aight youre excused
Sometimes I donāt want to be jumped by the entire map actually
LO
yay big pocket
for 15 bitcoin, that shit better be permanent

Fuck suppressors, we're loud as fuck in the bitch
Why the fuck is some fuckass anti cheat breaking my real life shit
those are dma cards dipshit
its acceptable
I dont give a shit
then dont talk about stuff you dont understand?
I do understand
I would piss in the mouth of the developer if it broke my dma card
total dma death
Fuck arena is more turbo aids then usual
How the fuck is some cunt sprinting on metal 2 metres beside me with 0 audio
I kneel bsg truly your incompetence is astonishing to behold
Yeah the audio is done
I play with music now
Between the loud shots and footsteps of my own i cant hear shit
These gimps make literally 0 sound
No audio running on metal or running up behind you
Bay 5 is proper ball torture
maybe, just maybe, the game company shouldnt be allowed to brick your hardware
just a guess
your cheat hardware
fuck you
we should start breaking fingers too
its also used for cybersec but okay
i can also guarantee you, you havent met a single DMA card user in tarkov yet
why buy 6k hardware, when you can buy a 40$ a month cheat
i think its also important to say, that it does it, by bricking the firmware install
not when youre playing the game
just when youre updating drivers
it also does that by fucking with your nvme
This looks like itās just those pass through ācardsā
Normal ud firmware still works
gg
is that shit even legal
youre technically damaging someone's property
Wdym
They are not breaking the cards, at least I fucking hope so
Thatād get them sued to fucking oblivion
Que loco esto pero aclaración: Vanguard no brickea estos dispositivos cheat. A su vez, no hay riesgo de que se "brickee" un SSD/NVMe real, ni que se brickee Windows.
Lo que asumo que hacen por lo poco que fui leyendo, puede que esté mal pero es lo mas lógico para lograr esto:
1. El dispositivo DMA no es un SSD/NVMe real pero se conecta como si fuera uno con el proposito de tener libre acceso a la memoria del sistema.
2. El DMA accede a la memoria mas allĆ” de lo que necesita un SSD real.
3. Vanguard detecta eso y activa protecciones IOMMU/DMA Protection. Windows le corta el acceso al dispositivo DMA. Ya que queda marcado como "inseguro" para el sistema.
4. Windows ya no reconoce, no permite ningĆŗn tipo de interacción con ese dispositivo. Al fallar la inicialización el dispositivo, este se queda en constante espera de recibir su autorización. El dispositivo queda "brickeado" aunque en verdad no sufrió daƱos, solo Windows lo marcó como inseguro. De ahĆ esā¦
damn
twitter auto translate got me by the balls
yeah i guess it isnt that bad
but its still extremely fucking gae that it can do that without the game ever being launched itself
It was only a matter of time until those Heino cards were detected, that pass through shit sounded way too good on paper
Welcome to Kernel Level Anticheats, launches with the system
well before it didnt really do shit, now they actually showed that they can and will use it
And uninstalling is only possible through a gay little custom uninstaller or if you have a custom task manager that allows you to do some extra shit
Itās a cat and mouse game, they detected those āNo firmware pass through cardsā, thatās cool and all but thereās still at least a couple thousand different firmwares that are undetected
And those Heino cards can be revived by the developer just pushing a firmware update

i mean i dont give a shit about the dma cards, dont get me wrong, its the fact that they can and will fuck with your pc
its concerning
Thatās what you agree with when you install the games, thereās a reason why they have a tos in a fucking installer
But then now going that for to fight something that they canāt really win is still interesting
well thats the fun thing, TOSs and EULAs mean fucking nothing, they dont allow you to do crime
i dont think its possible to sue them for this, they do it in a very specific way
but if they actually brick one, they could 100% get sued
The thing is, those Heino cards specifically are a pass through to 2 devices, a DMA Card and a normal PCIE Device, PCIE commands were forwarded to the PCIE Device, DMA commands come from the usbc cable, that way itās theoretically undetectable
But yeah, interesting that riot now does searches on your system constantly
Riot being Tencent lapdog is not good either
I sometimes forget about that
We do not care
kys
go back to teaching

@stark torrent is tarkov event even worth playing
or is it over
standard event experience
ye true
Had the same happen
It just spawned above me
And there i am just in an open field
lmaoo

@stark torrent coaie
ma intreaba controloru pt bilet
d-ala de tramvai
dat sa intru in aplicatie si nu merge 
am aratat carnetu de note si a mers asa
Holy fuck i stink
For a split second I thought it was that one meme...
g
fuuuuck so close too
Yeah
Its fine tho
We go again
I miss my mono blade tho
yea he got lucky
psydog pelt drop at 98% sent me into orbit

heavy armor avoiding you like crazy
though i feel like thatās usually how it goes, spartans pop up more random
Better spawn pool on bodies 
the only heavy armors is ee
Skat-9 military
radsuit
u get ur experts? i member you lookin yesterday
yea i got it from outskirts stash
damn unisg
ragebaited by drop pools
rsass??
FWP adds alot of tarkov guns
!fwp
@stark torrent
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i hope the internal code of this survey instantly disregards all of the answers of people who pick that option

i dont even mind kills with specific weapons
theres just too fucking many of them
same with area
gendarmarie (that no one does bc its not required
td
all the bolty shit
punisher
pk mission
i do: they all suck and basically ruin half the game
genuinely
like
MOST of the game, you play with gear you do not want to
i like them
like
its a cool challenge
bolt actions, you spend most of the time using them
it's not a challenge if from 0 to 100 of the game you are forced to use a gun you dont want to
i think its compounded by how much of the game ends up being bolt action
if it was just td and punisher for example, i dont think there would be any complaints
nah
bolt action
all of punisher
all of test drive
setup
theres so fucking many
bolt action quests are the only annoying ones imo




