💣tarkov-released

[ancient marsh]

then israeli

now russian

[tepid nymph]

I never said that

[tulip rampart]

arent u russian

[ancient marsh]

you might have some unadressed biases brother

[tepid nymph]

No

[tepid nymph]

Naur

[tulip rampart]

nice cap

[ancient marsh]

relax man

[tepid nymph]

Naur

U are baiting

Vc me then bro omg

[stark torrent]

Its working

[next temple]

Blud has a russian name
Claims to hate romanians
Says he aint russian

BELARUSIAN OR UKRAINIAN CALL IT

[tepid nymph]

Mephedrone hate cannot be tolerated

I dont even troll anyomore

[ancient marsh]

so you are actually boiling then

[next temple]

Fuck outta here with your mentally ill indie animation fandom

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1485358437490753777/1487903390426992751/togif.gif

[tepid nymph]

Come on xalrider, just say y hate me :<

[blazing basin]

Don't Bulgarians and Khazaks use Cyrillic too?

[tulip rampart]

ye

[tepid nymph]

What's wrong with indie

[next temple]

Ye

[next temple]

The fandoms are gae

[tepid nymph]

What's wrong with that?

Its 2026 -_-

[blazing basin]

unnatural

[next temple]

Gae as in they act perpetually 14

[tepid nymph]

You are devolved btw

[tulip rampart]

tbf a lot of fandoms r gae but the games r actually peak asf but the fandoms somehow make the games look so bad they have bad rep

ong fr fr

[next temple]

Truthnova

[tepid nymph]

I have never seen the Fandom of md

So idk what its like

[blazing basin]

https://tenor.com/view/ellie-williams-tlou-smirk-goofy-stare-gif-8181243148826195401

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh bro jus chilling

[tepid nymph]

"Unnatural" is insane statement.

[brave rivet]

who up being an annoying brat

[next temple]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExaTZ6bHY0NDY2ZDF4dmtqazUyanMwZzVxeDM2bTcwMHNrY3BhZGg3dSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/QBUhSIzyhhjblKrEud/giphy.gif

Oflin in chat

someone is about to get hanged

[remote fox]

https://tenor.com/view/yall-come-look-at-this-pepe-gif-2002685456554419234

[tepid nymph]

Soon

[stark torrent]

no, no oflin only hangs in newbies

[brave rivet]

yes i'll hang there

[stark torrent]

this has triple meaning

[tulip rampart]

ok but who be snitching tho

like

who is the goyimblud

[next temple]

public execution via strangulation and quartering

[flat breach]

Who up mellowing their annoying

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-reaction-reactions-meme-gif-8141100727479891642

[blazing basin]

Greetings, king. What are people's thoughts on Gamba?

[stark torrent]

The GAMMA Moderator team is all omniscient and forever present, you cannot hide from us

[next temple]

3 mods are here

what the fuck is going on

a whole ass NKVD bust

[brave rivet]

uhhhhhh
who gives a fuck

[flat breach]

We're about to shoot Xalrider up like he's a migratory bird

[ancient marsh]

why tf is there three mods in chat

[next temple]

Xal is getting publically executed

https://tenor.com/view/paul-bäumer-cheers-and-claps-alongside-his-friends-all-quiet-on-the-western-front2022-all-quiet-on-the-western-front-paul-baumer-franz-muller-gif-27564175

[stark torrent]

Xal once again targeted , he needs more security than Netanyahu

[ancient marsh]

get me that trump secret service

actually dont he almost got slimed

🥀

[flat breach]

Xal executed on camera
One can notice he has, for some reason, two ear canals in one ear

[ancient marsh]

footage gets deleted

[brave rivet]

speaking of tarkov - reminds me of a user from earlier today

he said "Tarkov has worse optimization than GAMMA", then someone replied to him and his answer to that was calling them a child molester, a f-slur, an n-word ending with "good luck in your 9-5"

tarkov and gamma players don't get along

[next temple]

his fat has so much mass it collapsed into a black hole shaped like an ear canal

[flat breach]

That was the reason to break rules?

[brave rivet]

i guess he didn't like the way people replied to his optimization comment

(i honestly think someone just misunderstood him)

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh i told you to control urself

[brave rivet]

the comment wasn't even negative towards gamma, yet somehow the entire chat was basically like "stfu"

[ancient marsh]

tarkov reviews:

[stark torrent]

yeah thats a legit review

[ancient marsh]

"game is fun"
(Negative review)

[next temple]

WHen you buy unheard edition, Nikita comes to your house with 5 armed men who pin you down and anally molest you for 12 hours

[brave rivet]

oh i see why he said the 9 to 5 thing
he wasn't able to post this:

[stark torrent]

I want them to add the Steam Unehard so i can see more reviews

[viral egret]

@stark torrent @hollow patrol

[viral egret]

mechanizare auto a luat foc

200 metri distanta

[ancient marsh]

why do you think i have unheard

[next temple]

then they give you a slap on the cheek and call you a true believer

[viral egret]

cauciucuri si alea

arde rau

[stark torrent]

fum negru

[compact knoll]

thats like going into a ghetto with a "i hate n words" sign

[viral egret]

nici pompierii nu au ce sa faca mult

da sa stinga focul

[ancient marsh]

mark of the unheard tattoo on your buttcheek like the queen of spades

[viral egret]

da

[ancient marsh]

[viral egret]

e cerul negru

[next temple]

nah thats your tramp stamp

[ancient marsh]

no it's more like saying "lets do it in fort knox" and he doesn't have clearance but i do

[flat breach]

MOOOOOOOOOODS

[ancient marsh]

OOOOHHH

[stark torrent]

he clearly meant n1ce car

[viral egret]

sunt cam

[blazing basin]

"fumes black"

[flat breach]

Even now, S5 is here with us

[viral egret]

20 echipaje pompier

asi zice

[ancient marsh]

?

[stark torrent]

forza 6 is out i wonder what is he doing

[flat breach]

Last screenshot I saw, he was being stomped in Japan

[stark torrent]

he removed me from everything so i cant see

[next temple]

driving 220 km/h through Anykščiai highway

[flat breach]

He removed literally everyone, even Kostyumier, so

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/865092626884329492/1505155799738089513/betar.gif

[ancient marsh]

good i guess?

hes moving on

[flat breach]

He rage-delet

[stark torrent]

@fast garden @ancient marsh @remote fox @viral egret

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HIJIs4HXgAEDtKT.webp

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1412389926095425598/1502834318827978825/plaqueboymax-concert.gif

update hype party:

[stark torrent]

Wait even the PC has an Island on it instead of Apple

HAHAHAHAH

bro what a good gif

[viral egret]

bun

acasa stau

coaie

a luat foc

ditamai warehouse d-ala

cu cauciucuri

nu ma duc la scoala nici daca ma bate

[little flame]

smoke

i was in vc with him when it happened

[stark torrent]

filmeaza si tu ba cryon

de fapt sigur vad pe reddit

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ugoodmud-yougoodmud--k01KRY126XH8AV6MM2TY9VYNZ45

god i hate this guy

[little flame]

dont fap bro

[little flame]

iedy fapping to reddit he says

[ancient marsh]

the hell

whats going on

[stark torrent]

Tyre factory on fire

[viral egret]

warehouse caught fire

~200meters away from me

[stark torrent]

its like across Cryon's block or shit

[little flame]

cryons block

cuz he gangster

[stark torrent]

Cryon quick go there and name me 5 substances that are burning

[ancient marsh]

bro he's getting 0

[viral egret]

there's rubber and plastic

first of al

[stark torrent]

mama sa-mi bag pl

[viral egret]

some wood from inside the shop

[compact knoll]

Romania without war looks worse than ukraine during war

[viral egret]

coaie e rau rau

am fost acolo

am plecat ca ne-a dat jandarmii la oparte

ca poate bubui

aveau dube si masini acollo la fel si e risk mare

[stark torrent]

mama coaie cum sa mai respiri in zona aia

[viral egret]

e bine ma

[stark torrent]

STALKER Bucharest

[viral egret]

oricum

[stark torrent]

Zona Sector 6

[viral egret]

nu ieseam afara

e in sectoru 5

[stark torrent]

se extinde fumul pana la 6

[viral egret]

gg

[compact knoll]

Cutie patootie as my history tutor

[viral egret]

bine ca tu nu stai in bucale

[viral egret]

bro is gonna ask to be groomed

[stark torrent]

Tell her i love history and give her my number , you do your homework

[little flame]

all keks

[viral egret]

dude

do i even attend school tomorrow

[little flame]

peeporizz

[viral egret]

i got a really good reason to not go

[little flame]

no

[compact knoll]

I have the tutor tommorow during my lessons

[remote fox]

Cryon is going to inhale that and become even more retarded.

[little flame]

there wont be a difference

hes capped

[viral egret]

[compact knoll]

Prob gonna join the school lesson in the browser or some

[ancient marsh]

youre not slick

[stark torrent]

no , i am Romanian

[compact knoll]

Shes also a gamer

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/amor-lego-apaixonado-SYeAP17mD2FOIR2CzR

Damn she kinda cute ngl

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-mommy-will-it-work-kirk-if-ied-kirk-ify-charlie-kirk-gif-15454839783455205506

[compact knoll]

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bored-jonah-hill-over-it-3o6ZtokgzQv6ThHzj2

[ancient marsh]

how old is she

[stark torrent]

looks 20

[ancient marsh]

ehh

slightly older

[viral egret]

32 years old

fs

but fr like 25-26

iedy's age

[stark torrent]

if she is teaching high school history she has to be at least 20 or shit

i appreaciate it cryon , i wish i was 26

[ancient marsh]

iedy's age is the ice age

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306067712019009566/1505370733440798851/were_the_same_age.mp4?ex=6a0c5b7f&is=6a0b09ff&hm=c4c36a9d05804f82075946c3e68cbff8c853b407beddf22218be0425d4bda2cb&

[glacial haven]

calm down unc, you'll accidentally spit out your fake teeth

[flat breach]

You dropped your veneer, king

[glacial haven]

Iedy already decided the colours of the flowers of their wedding

[stark torrent]

speak english

[glacial haven]

Veneers are fake teeth basically

[tulip rampart]

if she plays valorant league etc

shes not a gamer shes a hoe

bro

💀

[stark torrent]

He...is not wrong , i knew two girls that were older than me at that time that played Dota and they were what we call here "posta"

[compact knoll]

She had like resident evil 4 and 2 installed

[stark torrent]

They also sucked big time at the game

Liek they were actually garbage

Hoes and trash at the game good lord

https://tenor.com/view/higuruma-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-jujutsu-kaisen-season-3-jujutsu-kaisen-meme-gif-15583178749253214866

[glacial haven]

T-Virus might be one way Iedy can get her

[tulip rampart]

ye all girls i talked with which played those games fucked atleast 20 dudes in a year

[tulip rampart]

eeeeeeeeh

those r the kinda games anyone can play honestly i wouldnt be surprised if my mother has resident evil on her phone

[compact knoll]

Id rather be playing res evil than tarkov

[tepid nymph]

Bos in chat 👀

Legit seen him once in 3 years of this serv

[flat breach]

Fuckin' who-- Oh, Blood

[glacial haven]

brotherhood of steel

[tepid nymph]

This guy

I thought it was korG alt acc

But no

He is real

[flat breach]

korG

[tepid nymph]

Its an actual use

r

Foxdryzi is your alt?

Or is it wet...

[stark torrent]

what the fuck are u talking about

[tepid nymph]

Fozdryeternal alt acc

[flat breach]

??????????????????

[tepid nymph]

?

[flat breach]

I have no alts

[tepid nymph]

Did we not have a user called wet who was legit your polar opposite

[flat breach]

https://tenor.com/view/light-skin-stare-gif-27568384

[tepid nymph]

Its like oflin and olfin

[tepid nymph]

This was like...2 years ago

[little flame]

truege

[tepid nymph]

No

[compact knoll]

Keep your dick away from my history tutor man

If im not passing history im blaming you

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/miyabi-low-tier-god-clean-up-chat-gif-14490772089448808060

[glacial haven]

He's swedish and you know the statistics over there

[stark torrent]

@fast garden @ancient marsh

COULD THEY ADD SNOWSTORM

MY BROTHER IT'S MAY

[ancient marsh]

...? snowstorm?

[glacial haven]

It's nearly every patch, which is at least somewhat "bigger", a downtime of like 4 - 6 hours? Usually longer because they just extend it after fucking something up

[ancient marsh]

is he retarded?

just cause the map is in a snowy area

doesn't m

bro

like

@stark torrent did you ever play crysis 1

[stark torrent]

oh yeah

1 and 2

3 crashed my PC back then

[ancient marsh]

does he think the fucking Ceph awaken?

and siphon all the heat from Norvisnk?

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

what does he fucking mean "snowstorm"

??

[stark torrent]

Zryachy spawns behind you and speaks in perfect english - My name is Prophet

[ancient marsh]

early look at customs during ice breaker event @stark torrent

dorms in top right

[little flame]

good one bro

havent heard it before

[glacial haven]

What, a no?

[ancient marsh]

a yes

[glacial haven]

Yes (optional)

[little flame]

yes (with intent)

[viral egret]

cant pass thru

[stark torrent]

yes ( for me )

[glacial haven]

Step aside with your walking cane

[stark torrent]

The old lion may lose his teeth but never his appetite

[viral egret]

he can just do a doctor house and hit them in the liver with the cane

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-gary-hits-spongebob-spongebob-cane-spongebob-hit-with-cane-spongebob-hit-gif-22608489

[tepid nymph]

Seems to me reloading into raid is longer than starting the raid itself

[glacial haven]

Well, she can feed you apple sauce and check if your pacemaker is still active

[tepid nymph]

Simping in tarkov chat is insane

[ancient marsh]

iedy has no teeth for the same purpose that Marilyn Manson has no lower ribs

[compact knoll]

rapenation

[glacial haven]

I distance myself from this statement

[stark torrent]

calm down

[glacial haven]

I meant the GPA of the country

[compact knoll]

the gdp graph for the last 5 years probably spells out "rape"

[tepid nymph]

I thought bos is german

[glacial haven]

They are all very smart and know several languages, such as Arabic, Turkish and many more

[tepid nymph]

0_0

[glacial haven]

Hey look, a rocket scientist does not come from nothing

[tepid nymph]

...

[stark torrent]

No he is Argentinian

He was German before tho

[tepid nymph]

This guy

[tepid nymph]

I bet he wasn't the only one

Got naturalized with a group

Of close friends

All very high ranking and important...not in Argentina thougg

[glacial haven]

vendo pelotas de tenis a personas ciegas, diciéndoles que son naranjas frescas, como un trabajo secundario

i speak bad england

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh @fast garden

what the cringe

[viral egret]

isnt the unheard linked to cultists

[glacial haven]

goonists

[tepid nymph]

Ew

[tepid nymph]

When do we play as cultists

[viral egret]

xbrro

@little flame

who tf is this guy

bro he pushed into my home and he punched me in the face

[tepid nymph]

Gun down

I thought they dont do that anymore

This was an old gamma feature

And they used to steal the gun I think

[ancient marsh]

tf is he doing

he has a woman

posting tits on main is crazy

[flat breach]

Sloooop

[tulip rampart]

is he teasing female pmcs

[stark torrent]

Loot Glukhar as a scav

Dorms 314

[viral egret]

wtf?

since when can he have marked keys

[tulip rampart]

i got like over 100 gluhar kills

i loot him

just his dogshit maps

[native crypt]

Sometimes high pen 308 or ps12b once every 3 years

Oh and maybe a access card if you're a good boy

[viral egret]

so @little flame

i boogeymanned my way up here

[tulip rampart]

https://klipy.com/gifs/thankyou-jonah-and-alex--k01KRYAB6EYS21CDZX2SJ062WZ7

[stark torrent]

timmy standing between me and my box

[short cove]

I am actually kinda confused why a lot of shit is lacking like dura burn, Rico chance, heat modifier and more.

One of the few things spt does which legit is kind of good (if you run the right mods)

[tulip rampart]

remember when tarkov had no info on anything

including updates

so update would happen and youd know absolutely nothing that changed cause they didnt invent patch notes until like 2023/2024

[compact knoll]

https://fixvx.com/63skies_/status/2056379633134920170

lukas (@63skies_)

“Yo bro get on tarkov let’s play some labs”

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 18, 2026, 2:21 PM

[remote fox]

"Get the Hummus."

[tulip rampart]

@ancient marsh @stark torrent

the least blatant mossad agent cheater

that goes after me

[blazing basin]

Evil cock smashing game

[tulip rampart]

i died to another

400 hour cheater

next raid btw

both duos

literally everyone is cheating atp in the game

[cyan garnet]

the cope is insane

[fast garden]

he seems to be retarded enough to play mostly night raids

this may explain some of the complaining

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-patrick-dumb-stupid-empty-head-gif-6382591252072604951

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/mJPjw413jKS1vT8Vi?utm_source=discord&utm_content=share_message&v=f1A44I-sAw2TBS

+4 that raid

spear is so fucking funny

icl im getting homeless people on factory

[cyan garnet]

[fast garden]

whole lotta stand stillers in factory

https://tenor.com/view/druski-druski-spit-shushmane-druski-nascar-druski-white-gif-6259158626513631161

[stark torrent]

Disgusting

[fast garden]

uber late night tarkov has the funniest cheater deaths lool

500 hr killer7 dvl

[stark torrent]

Yeah , yesterday i had an Osama Binladen Cheater as well , i just exploded , bro threw a homerun m67

155 hours , standard Usec gear etc

Chris Heir

Alriiight

[brave aspen]

i just came back to live for the event

is there any fix to this horrific looping sound bug or nah?

i’ve had it 7 or 8 times in this one raid i’m still in and i’m going nuts

[stark torrent]

No clue what u mean, verify files and stuff if u have a weird contonuous bug

Only sound bug that is still present is losing audio then freeze for 3-5 seconds

[brave aspen]

https://youtu.be/wiXvGAZ3rEA?si=lRfj_U8oD_09eE01

12:27

[fast garden]

fun fact

the new arena headsets dont count

[stark torrent]

[stark torrent]

They added the Unheard bonuses

EoD gets 12% Xp

[compact knoll]

[stark torrent]

We have started the installation of update 1.0.4.9 for #EscapefromTarkov.

The installation will take between 4 and 6 hours, but may be extended if required. The game will be unavailable during this time.

Starting today, Escape from Tarkov editions receive new bonuses in addition to what they previously provided.

Your active edition will increase the experience gain in raid:

● Left Behind Edition - 7% XP bonus;
● Prepare for Escape Edition - 9% XP bonus;
● Edge of Darkness Limited Edition - 12% XP bonus;
● The Unheard Edition - 20% XP bonus, applied to all group members.

Group bonus does not stack with other bonuses or with itself. For example, if players with Prepare for Escape and The Unheard Edition play together, each will receive 20% more XP. Same goes for a group of multiple The Unheard Edition players.

Apart from that, owners of The Unheard Edition now have an additional opportunity for customization - it now allows using clothing regardless of faction.

This feature applies to all tactical clothing, including items from BattlePass and Tactical Maps from EFT: Arena.

These additions will make upgrades more valuable without affecting gameplay during the raid in any way.

New bonuses are also available to players who already own the upgraded editions.

So thats it ? Thats the whole 6 hour patch

RetardStateGames

They deserve all the hate

[low iris]

what even is the point?

[tulip rampart]

thats all?

[low iris]

most people now should be high leveled unless you hate the permanent characters and are waiting for seasonal wipes

[tulip rampart]

i expected a little bit of

balance udpate

for guns more

[low iris]

unheard being able to use both bear and usec clothing is also retarded

like what

why not EOD aswell

you must buy unheard to be a true patriot of BSG games and fund nikita's 12 billion BMWs

[stark torrent]

To be fair, yes , EoD should recieve everything Unheard does because it was directly used to fund the game since beta , the fact that they cucked eod is crazy

But i expect nothing less from BSG honestly

[low iris]

had to fight tooth and nail to get arena and pve for free

and now were gonna get shafted again

https://tenor.com/view/jin-roh-kerberos-cop-kerberos-saga-the-red-spectacles-red-spectacles-gif-15355327324686447096

whatever bro

[stark torrent]

Like EoD is a limited unobtainable edition that costed a lot and shit, i dont see why it shouldnt be just as valuable

[low iris]

bsg being like "we will remove eod and make no better version" then like a few months later releasing unheard showed they dont care

[stark torrent]

Should have just kept EoD at this point ngl

[tulip rampart]

id argue it costed even more than unheard on release cause inflation nshit

[low iris]

back when $150 meant $150

[stark torrent]

Yeah on a game that was 8 years in beta , that was a lot of risk lol

[low iris]

its whatever bro

[stark torrent]

I hope it creates drama

[low iris]

are we sure nikita isn't a % gypsy

[stark torrent]

I really do

[low iris]

https://tenor.com/view/wolverine-jumpscare-deadpool-and-wolverine-wolverine-jumpscare-car-gif-15589033231483828784

[stark torrent]

So they give us the Unheard outfit rule

[low iris]

like holyyyy shit dude

like how greedy can you be

[stark torrent]

Why would EoD not be able to use outfits like Unheard lmaoo

Pigs

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-druski-spit-shushmane-druski-nascar-druski-white-gif-6259158626513631161

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-druski-spit-shushmane-druski-nascar-druski-white-gif-6259158626513631161

As i said , bsg deserves all the hate

[low iris]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1103962621864067083/1111061086158991360/get_em.gif

2nd account that i have btw since i lost the first one

like holyyyy

spent too much money on this bullshit

like i remember when reserve was topside only

#peperidgefarmrememebers

[compact knoll]

i remember when drop down had loot

[low iris]

never should have bought tarkov again because this is when someone in romania attempted to use my credit card to fly to france so i had to have it deactivated

[cyan garnet]

6 hours for that

Actual troglodytes

[viral egret]

mb bro i wanted to rob the louvre

[glacial haven]

Like I said, they take hours for mundane shit, not just gigantic content updates, I don't even understand why it always takes that long

[stark torrent]

@fast garden

@ancient marsh

[dense flame]

hello nikita it's putin, we need 5 billion dollars to fund more drones

[viral egret]

bro

found a challenger

[dense flame]

what do we think about a 40KG loadout guys

[stark torrent]

do u plan to sit still immediately after spawn? if yes no problem

[dense flame]

i gotta kill scavs on woods

so kinda

[compact knoll]

what the fuck do you have that weights 40kg

[stark torrent]

oh in that case gg i will hear you coming from 300 trees and 20 bushes

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/reze-reze-chainsaw-man-reze-arc-reze-rain-csm-gif-15825657779504732061

im so fucking tired

[stark torrent]

also you wont be able to run on an open map

[compact knoll]

2nd monster here i come

[stark torrent]

but sir it's only been 2 hours of history

[dense flame]

this is probably a shit kit but idc its spt ill just buy it all again

[stark torrent]

mister artyom there's 6 left

[compact knoll]

7 actually

but its a bit less active

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Teufelberger-maxim-ropes-ErA5tbj6dcwgiU9CIr

[stark torrent]

take the plates and sell that dogshit armor king

adn the helmet

where are the headphones man

[compact knoll]

dont forget to heal

[stark torrent]

ah nvm its PvE

[compact knoll]

its spt man

[stark torrent]

play whatever then

[compact knoll]

you can be mentally retarded

and still win

[dense flame]

oh yea i forgot i got ass blasted by a pmc with a benelli with the 13rnd mag

[stark torrent]

oh yeah , why do u ask SPT questions man

nothing we tell you will matter

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-druski-spit-shushmane-druski-nascar-druski-white-gif-6259158626513631161

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

i mean we did like 3 themes today

and 2 yesterday

and there are 32 total

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/612550616966889482/1259262931649036349/caption-51.gif

[stark torrent]

whil Chevaliergrim devend the XP thingie sayng it doesnt matter?

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent whats the timeline for history finals for your shithole

[stark torrent]

exams are on 29th June - 3rd July

prob on 1st July for History cause the first two days are Romanian and Maths

[compact knoll]

nah like what do you have to learn for it

what do they ask

what ages

[viral egret]

all

0 to 12
th gradw

[stark torrent]

fuck if i know , it was 11 years ago

[compact knoll]

because here we do 800 to now

and slightly some tribes before that

[viral egret]

i think its anything from tribes to now

[stark torrent]

Romania's role in ww2 , the 14th and 15th century , communism

thats what i remember

[compact knoll]

well just ask you grandpa about that first one

[stark torrent]

i think we also had a bit of antiquity yeah , like the Roman - Dacian war and bla bla

[cyan garnet]

Gimp mask + vulkan with no ears is diabolical

[dense flame]

ill kill 2 scavs then get killed by head-eyes watch

[cyan garnet]

Dying in spt

[dense flame]

couple hours ago a pmc bot on factory shot his p90 and only one bullet hit me
guess where it hit, it even penned through sheet metal to take me out in one shot

i had to get rid of some kits anyway because my stash upgrade hasn't finished yet so idrc

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-druski-spit-shushmane-druski-nascar-druski-white-gif-6259158626513631161

[compact knoll]

game doesnt have that much content

thats bait

its not the content that makes this game anyway

its the raid system

the raid system is basically like gambling

[next temple]

Bro this man never played on a standard account.as a noob

EoD/unheard is a massive boost all things considered

You get endgame shit on day one

[viral egret]

im standardcucked

[next temple]

i am lucky that cryon is grooming me with baller ammo

but the man has no storage space

[viral egret]

yeah i give him good gear

stash costs unbelievably much roubles for what it is

but its whatever

[stark torrent]

i wouldnt say u get endgame shit , you only get 1 semi kitted gun and for unheard u get a full kitted gun and one good armor

but that guy is just retarded

His argument is , yeah the game is X money which is low , so its ok for them to triple charge now for stuff

kill himself

[viral egret]

yea but

the ammo u get can be the difference in a fight early on

dont u get like a ton of amo

[glacial haven]

There is exactly two (2) ways to get it cheaper, either by region locking the Account and getting a Russian one or buying an account from a 3rd party, which could come from literally everywhere

[viral egret]

or is it the same ammo forr all editions

[next temple]

its a huge difference lol, i repeatedly managed to ambush geared players, hit them in good places, but it didnt matter for shit cause I used PRS 5.45

[glacial haven]

I don't remember any other method that allows cheaper ways to get the game

[viral egret]

hello blood

great work on gamma btw its so fire

ive crashed ONCE in like a week and a bit of playing the update

[stark torrent]

i won

[viral egret]

its so insanely different

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/mewing-bernoxz-bernoxzgifs-JKptDGLDe3LLAXsIv8

[viral egret]

yeah but

its not really the guns id say

unheard starts with more cases

storage space early on is the cbt

[stark torrent]

cryon why do you reply twice

[glacial haven]

I didn't work on the game itself, I only made the downloading possible again, all credits for that go to Demonized and Grok

[viral egret]

idk im retarded

[viral egret]

i mean backend aswell

still without you we couldnt play the update

[glacial haven]

Ah, you're welcome then

[next temple]

i should play gamma soon...

[viral egret]

[stark torrent]

that is true , this shit aint cheap , even PvE is like 20+ tax for me is like 26 euro or shit

or is PVE 30

base

hmmm lemme check

[viral egret]

pve is like 50 usd total after tax

[stark torrent]

@granite coral how much is Tarkov PvE only

[viral egret]

30 + 20%

like 40 euros

[granite coral]

Are you too fucking incompetent to use a search engine yourself, you lazy piece of shit? It costs around 20 bucks for the standalone PvE Zone, you pathetic coward. Imagine being so scared of real players that you have to pay extra just to shoot at brain-dead AI. Get a grip, you absolute waste of space.

[viral egret]

ah its 20

[glacial haven]

this is useless, it has data from years ago

[stark torrent]

ok so it's 20 + 19% VAT for us

[viral egret]

so like 30+ euros

[stark torrent]

like 26 euro ye

hmm maybe

[next temple]

21% VAT in Lithuania

[stark torrent]

lemme actual check

oh no wait

vat is 21 % as well here now

i forgot they increased it twice this year

good time to be alive fuck everything

[viral egret]

_PVE

[next temple]

Bro our 21% vat was around since 2009

[viral egret]

w/o any other editiosn tho

[glacial haven]

And to access PVE, you need the base game, so it's base + ~30€

[next temple]

the fucking seimas "forgot" about it

it ewas meant to be temporary

[stark torrent]

ALOOO

[next temple]

and now the fucking prices doubled

[viral egret]

187.5 + 21% of that

[glacial haven]

Just to make sure you read my message, maybe you know and I misunderstood but PVE is not standalone, it requires access to the base game

Which brings it up to 80€

[stark torrent]

no , you can buy it separate now

they made it a thing a while back

you can buy only PvE

[glacial haven]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/4091290/Escape_from_Tarkov_PVE_Zone/

Steam

Escape from Tarkov: PVE Zone

Price

$29.99

Recommendations

633

[stark torrent]

without base game now

[glacial haven]

Here it is just a DLC

[stark torrent]

haha yeah on steam

if u buy it on site i think its standalone lemme see

[viral egret]

unironically

[little flame]

Pve

[little flame]

[stark torrent]

this is Unheard right now tih 25% off

cause its on sale

[little flame]

BROOO

[viral egret]

yep

[little flame]

MY EYES

[viral egret]

-15 euros

lemme see how much it is if i try to buy unheard on my profile

[next temple]

Brother I can buy a fuck load of better games for this price

I can get

[glacial haven]

Are we actually certain that you do not need the base game anymore? It says "PvE Upgrade" on the official site

[little flame]

I BOUGHT THAT SHIT? I dont remember it being that much

Might hang myself

[next temple]

I can get Il-2 Sturmovik flight sim and a bunch of DLCs on top with it

[viral egret]

haha yea good luck

[glacial haven]

Ah there is likely a completely separate entry for it

[next temple]

and it has LAODS of content

[viral egret]

around 220 euros

on sale

[stark torrent]

i am looking and i dont see them saying that which is weird and questionable yeah

[viral egret]

from base game

[next temple]

or hell you can play star citizen and buy a fat ass ship for it

[stark torrent]

like they have no disclaimer its either standalone or you need the game

wtf

[glacial haven]

There's this:

https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/expansions/bundle/arenapve

So, maybe?

[little flame]

What are we discussing

They supposedly change sum shit or what

[stark torrent]

No , you are right blood

you need base game

[granite coral]

💱 1,149 RON (Romanian Leu) :flag_ro: is equal to 219.71 EUR (Euro) :flag_eu:

[stark torrent]

so it is 80 bucks as u said

at least 80 bucks

[viral egret]

220 euros on sale btw

[glacial haven]

So 80€ to access the game in PvE 🥀

[little flame]

[viral egret]

buying from base game too btw

[next temple]

fun fact

[viral egret]

or 50 euros if u just use spt instead

why support nikita further

[little flame]

I wonder if anyone pirated tarkov

[next temple]

you can start airsofting for this price

[viral egret]

its even cheaper bruh

[little flame]

Or even cracked it

[glacial haven]

Yeah, SPT makes that possible

[viral egret]

just buy a pistol a jacket and bbs

[next temple]

A basic kit for airsoft with just a pistol is around 250 euros if not cheaper

[little flame]

Ah ye true

[viral egret]

its like 50 euros max

[little flame]

Ur right

[stark torrent]

you could in the past for SPT but i dont know if current SPT update works without a legit copy

[viral egret]

wtf

just buy a spring loaded pistol

for 12 euros

[little flame]

Ahahah

[next temple]

spring loads will be no good during a game

unless you wanna larp

[viral egret]

you make due with what you have

play milsims

[glacial haven]

But even way before that, there was something called "emutarkov", used for, you guessed it, cheat development but it already spoofed most of the stuff that Tarkov requires to run

[viral egret]

steal the enemy weaponry

[dense flame]

1.0? no. best spt can do right now is the couple versions right before 1.0

[viral egret]

zero to hero

[stark torrent]

i have read somewhere that SPT made it like that so they dont upset BSG overlords

so you need to at least own a legit copy of the game

[next temple]

go into milsim west
steal a gun from a guy using blanks
shit yourself once you realise its a real gun

https://youtu.be/ru232X_E6yQ

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent teach said we dont have to join any lessons next week

since we are getting ready for finals

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/mewing-bernoxz-bernoxzgifs-JKptDGLDe3LLAXsIv8

[glacial haven]

This was the very first iteration of backend spoofing https://github.com/polivilas/EmuTarkov

This basically is the founding father of SPT if I had to guess

[dense flame]

im imagining a tarkov airsoft event irl and some guy gets hit and goes "nuh-uh i got lvl 5 plates!"

[next temple]

lol

[glacial haven]

It's open source and just checks some stupid ass registry entry on Windows

It really is not hard to bypass that check

Or just remove it entirely, it's open source

[dense flame]

that sounds easy as fuck to bypass

[tulip rampart]

There was also coop tarkov all the way back

Even before fika or anything

But it wasn't anything like SPT

It was a fixed version and it was primitive with no modding etc

Just tarkov pve coop

And it was kinda hard to get a server going

You had to port forward and all that

[cyan garnet]

I cant beleive i paid $300 aud for this dogshit

Proper swindled

[viral egret]

god bless i would never pay $1K ron for this

[granite coral]

💱 300 AUD (Australian Dollar) :flag_au: is equal to 960.92 RON (Romanian Leu) :flag_ro:

[viral egret]

true belliever edition (1149 ron)

[granite coral]

💱 300 AUD (Australian Dollar) :flag_au: is equal to 15,216.11 RUB (Russian Ruble) :flag_ru:

[cyan garnet]

15 thousand

actual monopoly money

[viral egret]

the stalker ruble has more value than the irl ruble

i think

[dense flame]

thats a TT + 4 mags + ammo worth of roubles

[cyan garnet]

2 mags of the hottest dogshit rounds prapors got

i didn't realise rubles were so worthless lol

grim

[next temple]

It very much does

Cause stalker rouble is based on soviet rouble

[granite coral]

💱 300 AUD (Australian Dollar) :flag_au: is equal to 11,045,871,558,468.89 VEB (Venezuelan Bolívar) ❓

[short cove]

11 trilion

Brug

[cyan garnet]

Wtf

[short cove]

Venezuela money is worth NOTHING

1 xal rubel = probably 300k venezuela

Also like

Vietnamese dong is also worth nothing

[stark torrent]

Venezuela is literally scav run

[ancient marsh]

I will eat you

[ancient marsh]

I have core memory of having that game on CD and it never being able to get installed

[next temple]

p sure you had IL-2 1946

https://youtu.be/W6MEpH8XU5Q

which is a goated game

fitting the current IL-2 on a CD is impossible cause it's 90 gigs

[ancient marsh]

No it was called Ил-2 штурмовик

[next temple]

hmm

give me a moment

found it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IL-2_Sturmovik_(video_game)

https://youtu.be/cafk6ZW8-X0

The game features 31 flyable planes and additional 40 non-flyable planes (available as opponents). One can play as Australia, France, Finland, Germany, Hungary, Italy, Japan, the Netherlands, New Zealand, Poland, Romania, Slovakia, the United Kingdom, the United States, and the USSR.[citation needed]

The game includes a multi-player feature which supports up to 100 players online over the internet[citation needed]. Free internet services such as Xfire, Hyperlobby, and The All-Seeing Eye, are used for setting up online game sessions.

lemme see if i can find it on GOG

you cant buy it but i am 100% sure you can find it on abandonware sites

[hallow stream]

@ancient marsh do you have that video of the israeli rabbi yelling ABBAAAAA

[fast garden]

[fast garden]

Hell yeah I get my clothes

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1079449400440541206/1471608511988498452/caption.gif

this shit is made to stop TRUCKS

and a bandit in a coat tanks one point blank

[next temple]

ye its gamma ballistics

make sure to aim for head usually cause otherwise it will shit itself

[compact knoll]

i hate gamma so much

[next temple]

ye always make sure to carry a 1911 lol

a .45 FMJ to the head will fuck any bandit

[compact knoll]

cats give way too much bleed

[fast garden]

you dont like disintegrating to a single hit?

[compact knoll]

alright low psy is pretty funny

[hallow stream]

THE SLIDING PNG JUMPSCARE

[compact knoll]

freedomer full auting at 60 meters while im 90% behind a tree

hits every shit

[stark torrent]

not funny

fuck you all Unhearders

ptooey

[ancient marsh]

ask @low iris

[stark torrent]

Always with the penis slurping

[ancient marsh]

i mean its by definition "pay to win" but also not really

idk its a grey area

i think what should derive more criticism isnt the "pay to win" aspect that people will debate over

it's more the fact that these "just a convenience" things are something bsg basically forces upon you through gameplay changes

like the EXP bonus somewhat counteracting massive EXP gain nerfs on 1.0

[fast garden]

as long as it doesnt affect quests and i dont think it does, whatever

98% of xp is quests anyway

butt ass naked woods time

[ancient marsh]

hips swinging side to side, red rebel from shturman slightly protruding from secure container

[blazing basin]

What are you listening to there?

[next temple]

he is probably in VC

or wait

this sounds like a fucking online lesson lol

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-erik-king-stare-staring-gif-1343162792415382650

[compact knoll]

lecture

[stark torrent]

eyo wtf

@remote fox @viral egret @ancient marsh arena?

[compact knoll]

doesnt even ping me

[viral egret]

naur im having fun on gamma

[ancient marsh]

he only pinged good players

[fast garden]

curious

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/miyabi-low-tier-god-clean-up-chat-gif-14490772089448808060

[fast garden]

guy killed like 5 people between sandbags and attachment

[compact knoll]

top fragging since 2022

🤫

[stark torrent]

what a coincidence , bringing no armor and dying exactly to the guy that can 1 tap

[fast garden]

but not the best

[fast garden]

nah he instanuked me with an NL he grabbed

[ancient marsh]

the kill count from nutting into a sock doesnt count

and still i'd probably outfrag you

🤫

[compact knoll]

we did so many last heros and checkpoints

im always top

[viral egret]

good players
pings me

[ancient marsh]

that's the joke cryon

you are dogshit cryon

[stark torrent]

p!cryon

[torpid sparrow]

@viral egret ⠀

[ancient marsh]

one man simultaneously top and bottom

curious

[stark torrent]

idk man i've played with both sween and cryon

[viral egret]

hope you fall ass first onto a pipe

[stark torrent]

i would have cryon

[viral egret]

sween has his own tier atp

[ancient marsh]

falling cock first into your biological mother

jumping off a springboard like into a pool

[fast garden]

ive done textile man

this was like

[ancient marsh]

but instead it's her hairy snatch

[fast garden]

one of the top 3 pieces i wanted

[stark torrent]

u gotta prestige

then do it again

hihi

[fast garden]

ive also done one of the drip out tasks

where clothing

[viral egret]

bro aintt even moving

[ancient marsh]

bro was playing on a steam controller

[viral egret]

sit still and hipfire

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1504347308974931988/photo_2026-05-01_01-59-28.gif

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

at like

5 now

zooming around woods at turbo speed is great

[ancient marsh]

bro

i looked at this

i thought it's the scene from james bond casino royale

where james bond is sat in a chair without a bottom

with no clothes on

[fast garden]

[ancient marsh]

and he's getting hit by the villain

with a rope that has a knot at the end

straight into his nutsack

https://tenor.com/view/casino-royale-bond-james-bond-ouch-hurt-gif-18410770

[fast garden]

why did they do that to him man

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent

[stark torrent]

are these devs retarded

where is the steam one

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent get in vc shabbos goy

good goyim

[short cove]

The humble what? 9 slots of inventory space will DEFINITLY make a impact

Same w the gear you get early wipe

[ancient marsh]

"sometimes i wish we could beat women without reprecussions"

(c) Iedy

[short cove]

Real asf

[stark torrent]

tf

[short cove]

I mean beating women

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-computer-mad-smash-furstrated-emotiguy-joe-coin-gif-14594729733480521377

put it back

i was close

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/surprised-blessed-absolute-cinema-ulSQCy5TONF3jYX47h

[ancient marsh]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HIJIs4HXgAEDtKT.webp

[stark torrent]

@remote fox you taking your 14 hour nap old man

come

[compact knoll]

look at them grippers damn

[fast garden]

good raid gents

one of them was 360 meters too

i think the guy at 360 took 3 headshots

(i know that stat means kills specifically)

[stark torrent]

NA bots

[fast garden]

i play eu retard

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/mewing-bernoxz-bernoxzgifs-JKptDGLDe3LLAXsIv8

[fast garden]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/mK3dMTARCKK1JiT4q?utm_source=discord&utm_content=share_message&v=f2p46NLzBYn3q0

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/mK3aa5i2FYFh7ROf7?utm_source=discord&utm_content=share_message&v=f2oXDpmVxRLEvZ

and then 5 kills in 2 min

[ancient marsh]

K7?

[fast garden]

ive had it for a long time, got 6 that raid

a

[tepid nymph]

Rsass or sr-25

[fast garden]

1 more for swift one as well

rsass is just infinitely better

[ancient marsh]

sr-25

[fast garden]

they are the same but one just has better stats

[ancient marsh]

just so insanely wrong

[fast garden]

[tepid nymph]

I like the sr-25 myself

[fast garden]

ok cockrider

[ancient marsh]

my jewish handler from israel is telling in my ear they changed rsass stats but not sr-25

[tepid nymph]

??

[ancient marsh]

i need to verify this information

[stark torrent]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HIJIs4HXgAEDtKT.webp

[ancient marsh]

to db4tarkov we go

[fast garden]

what could this mean

rsass has had far better hidden stats since forever

thats the other thing

[ancient marsh]

hidden stats

https://giphy.com/gifs/angry-birds-ear-earmeme-pleaser-9wIBbiHK7mM7AwfGZK

[tepid nymph]

Rsass is more accurate is all

But still

[fast garden]

and has a much quicker recoil reset time

making it feel significantly more stable

[tepid nymph]

Ok then

Rsass or g28

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden

good build?

[viral egret]

is this ergo max?

[ancient marsh]

with insanely dogshit ergo*

[ancient marsh]

not rly

[viral egret]

ah

[stark torrent]

put that supressor

[ancient marsh]

no

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden im waiting on that groveling apology

[viral egret]

61 ergo 83 rec

kinda fire wtf

[ancient marsh]

60 evo with ultra 5 btw

[tepid nymph]

If you want no recoil, m1a is best

[viral egret]

is urx stop actuallly better than that weird ass grip?

[tepid nymph]

Yes

[fast garden]

[ancient marsh]

what recoil on a semi

[fast garden]

@stark torrent i am surrounded by retards

[ancient marsh]

he isnt wrong i think, the m1a recoil is low now

[tepid nymph]

??

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-druski-spit-shushmane-druski-nascar-druski-white-gif-6259158626513631161

[ancient marsh]

wdym ?? semi auto guns have no recoil you retard

[compact knoll]

thats just false

[tepid nymph]

U know what I meant -_-

[fast garden]

10 ergo 1 recoil imo best grip in the game

also weighs fucking nothing

[ancient marsh]

nvm? they nerfed it i guess

[fast garden]

this paired with the fact that the handguards clear on ergo

[fast garden]

nerfed what

[ancient marsh]

no, i dont
semi auto guns have very little recoil and you post ?? to that message in disagreement

fuck you

[ancient marsh]

recoil, i remembered it to be way lower

after the first attachment rework

[tepid nymph]

:<

[tepid nymph]

I can spam m1a. Its m1a over rsass for me

[fast garden]

even if rsass recoil was statistically higher, it would feel better in use anyway

[tepid nymph]

I just dont like rsass

[ancient marsh]

you might actually have AIDS/HIV

[viral egret]

he does

that name confirms it

[tepid nymph]

Naur

[viral egret]

[tepid nymph]

:<

[ancient marsh]

your opinion on having one over other isn't made out of logic

[fast garden]

nah i think the m1a might not be entirely ass but you cant really run a build that feels good