💣tarkov-released

[viral egret]

by magdumping them like 25 times

[cyan garnet]

man laying outside tagussys goon bunker on intervhange with a rip vector with 7 minutes left

[fast garden]

many such retarded ass cases

[cyan garnet]

these retards arguing about tarkov in brainfart is beyond grim

average tarkov player

[fast garden]

[viral egret]

below aberage

i dunno i can ttalk i dont count as average i suck at this game

[cyan garnet]

How embarassing would it be to hide in a corner for 30 minutes then not even win the fight

[cyan garnet]

Out of everything in the game this mf was complaing about zryanchiy

[fast garden]

i have gotten many kills on many such retards because being on pk in hotspots is never a bad play

[fast garden]

and loudly too

like

ragebait so bad it made me angry anyway

[viral egret]

i dunno i dont trust myslrf so im aleays on pks

my pmc has a severe ibuprofen addiction

starts twitching when i dont pop a pill

[cyan garnet]

Very

I try to always stay on pk

To thwart the corner crouching leg meta retard

[viral egret]

does your pmc have a ibuprofen addiction yet

[fast garden]

18 more killas

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1453219181037228189/1492981958664392825/twitter_2043175490324697303.gif

[cyan garnet]

My pmc is addicted to injecting propital into his dick

[cyan garnet]

Soon to be freshly printed tracksuit demon

[fast garden]

Even in the few times I did spt I never wore it

Wore the boss clothes a lot

For the others anyway

[viral egret]

master of hrt

[cyan garnet]

The only things i have to complain about is the shit netcode/desync and the cheaters but cheaters is whatever ig theyre never going to get rid of them atp

[cyan garnet]

100 shturman kills for his musty coat

[tulip rampart]

tracksuit looks bad cause its old they need to rework it

like asap

[cyan garnet]

Shturman farmers

[tulip rampart]

its literally 144p

[fast garden]

I don’t know where the complaints for desync etc have been coming from

[cyan garnet]

I die to desync all the time but i always play on 100+ ping so its my own fault ig

[tulip rampart]

i play native servers only and sometimes ppl desync like insane

its obv too when u perma peek and u just get shot through straight walls

few times i killed small streamers when i checked the clips the game looked completly different on their screen than on my screen

not even funny btw

just aids

[cyan garnet]

Yeah i died thru a solid brick wall in health resort last night

Grim

Guess i was still peaking on his screen

Lowk its kinda cringe a lot of being "good" at pvp is absuing the desync and shit

[tulip rampart]

if desync was completly fixed itd be a double edged thing so its literally normal

that'd mean u wont die behind walls

but u wont shoot ppl without u seeing them

so it cancels out ykwim

[tulip rampart]

doing goals n means god finding engagements over 50 meters is so aids

[little flame]

@viral egret tarkov later?

[viral egret]

i dunno if i can

[little flame]

ait

[little flame]

Are u still grounded or what?

[viral egret]

naur i have shiy to eo

some exam papers

[little flame]

Gg

[viral egret]

i wont eveb be home til like 4 or 5 pm

so

[little flame]

Gotcha

[stark torrent]

yeah it took me like 2 weeks to do it

and most kills were lucky

last kill was on a lvl 5 tank helmet timmy on shoreline with 7 mins left , he prob got lost in the map and or shit

friend legged him and i just peppered him until he died

70m

9x39 is dogshit at range jesus

[short cove]

Real

The platform isent known for its accuracy nor minor bullet drop

[stark torrent]

Thank you , icefire

[short cove]

No problem, iedy.

[little flame]

Thank you sir

[tulip rampart]

How it feels using the as val on woods

[viral egret]

yeah i can hop on @little flame

in like a hour

i negotiated my way into peace and terms

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/rizz-horse-good-face-shape-u1FZcaDYnQFBMMdN5E

how

[little flame]

im back

sounds good

@stark torrent hop on arena

pls

[little flame]

pls edit this into charlie kirk

grok

https://klipy.com/gifs/iron-man-robert-downey-jr-huh--k01KRBJEPTDKJQ5SZM6DMP0MD49

george is calling

[stark torrent]

my dailies are in 4 hr sowwyy boys

i also have to do work

[compact knoll]

its 4 pm

and youre a teacher

what work

[stark torrent]

paperwork for inspection , 4 lessons plans, some dogshit grading graph , bla bla

and i have 0 motivation to exist

[ancient marsh]

me slowly rubbing the needle, while tearing up:
"soon...soon we will be together in heaven..."

[little flame]

cutes fartly

[cyan garnet]

Caught a man crabwalking from red/violet to new black

wtf are we doin bro

[gritty python]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-kirk-iron-man-kirk-ironman-gif-9318029842837750053

[viral egret]

so i just solved every chem paper i had with the prof at school and told her i did it by myself and she wants to see

and it worked

[little flame]

@viral egret vc?

[viral egret]

and i also got a 10 today

so

[little flame]

gj

[viral egret]

ill go hit the showers rq and i can do like 2 raids

[little flame]

ait

[viral egret]

gotta go at 7 ill study

so shes appeased

and doesnt murk me

[little flame]

lol

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1035305201848029285/1483627092833865738/grab.gif

how cryon's mom is moving rn

@little flame

[little flame]

truly

[viral egret]

alr i can vdc now @little flame

[little flame]

67

[viral egret]

there's an anomaly

[compact knoll]

whats with the pedo stashe

[little flame]

idk man

freedom armor

checks out

[little flame]

https://medal.tv/games/stalker-anomaly/clips/mGL7scnKgwsuod64n?invite=cr-MSxjenAsMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=15

BROOO

[fast garden]

And you are particularly bad with it

Give this man 900ms muzzle velocity only

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/braTz.gif

[viral egret]

@little flame

0 hp btw

[fast garden]

I’ve seen some frustratingly easy kills vanish man

Gg tho I slept till fucking 11 am

[ancient marsh]

wym

[viral egret]

piss and shit factory time?

[soft coral]

gamma posting in tarkov channel

world is healing

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/not-amused-cfskn2Ozn7j9K

[soft coral]

dad: explainging something to mom where to drive from what to do to avoid traffic for 5 minutes
dad: U understood now?
mom: no but w/e

I can't with these 2

[fast garden]

Guys standing still beyond 50 that he missed a lot of rounds on

[fast garden]

I’d be 4 hours late if that was the case

[viral egret]

ah

so you home

bro relaxes

[fast garden]

By killa farming most likely

[viral egret]

tracksuit today or tmrw trust

[remote fox]

I wish it was that easy in real life.

[fast garden]

first raid of the day still proving i have the killa mandate of heaven

run out of nades

run to goshan

he love taps me one time in the back as i go into cover

ez kill

hm.

[compact knoll]

sir

[fast garden]

so

[compact knoll]

evo ergo will be dogshit anyway

[viral egret]

@little flame double chimera encounter in AW

[fast garden]

playing a game of arena not because i want to but because im way too fucking jittery and need to

[compact knoll]

ask youre doctors for some ampthetaimines

[tulip rampart]

appointing a doctor rn

cause these ppl keep killing me

on woods

[fast garden]

dont you play a lot of night raids

[tulip rampart]

no

rn im doing day woods

cause im done with snowball

now im doing goals n means

[fast garden]

fun quest

mod4 the best budget gun in the game

[tulip rampart]

ye i mean the val works if i point it at someone they die

its def a good gun to do a quest on

unlike some other guns this game forces u to use

w killing noobs

[tepid nymph]

I will come out and say it

I play pve

You can shoot me if you wish

Or throw tomatoes

Also do NOT give me an AK without vs 23 and 33 gas tube

[fast garden]

killed this fella on inter after he ran to tagilla and shot him in the head 10 times with sp5

anyway 86/100

[viral egret]

300 hr 1 raids

1k

??

[tulip rampart]

bro why is it always

[fast garden]

and look at those boss achivements

[tulip rampart]

when i stand still

to alt tab to discord

someone just insta beams

me

[fast garden]

how does bro have knight 15 times

[compact knoll]

@fast garden killa hunting with your favourite E dealer?

[fast garden]

87

[fast garden]

maybe in a bit im kinda locked in solo rn

in 90% of my kills in the past week he has been in the spawn closest to me

mandate of heaven

got 4x headshot by ap63 right after i killed him but lowkey that means i get into a raid faster

[viral egret]

thee at 99/100 kils not being able to find killa

[tulip rampart]

i kill someone his friend is 50 meters behind him for 0 reason i beam him 0 hitreg

bro sent his hammy

first to get killed by me

'yo dude go there i go config my settings rq bro trust me ill come too'

[fast garden]

164 pounds

took a massive shit

162 pounds

@soft coral

#weightloss

[tulip rampart]

bro

[ancient marsh]

if this worked that way i would be the boy in striped pajamas

[tulip rampart]

9x39 literally turns off after 20 meters

[ancient marsh]

(i am indeed wearing a set of striped pajamas right now)

[soft coral]

imagine what having diarhea would result in

new method

ngl saying this with christophers face on my pfp is insane

[tulip rampart]

like ???

where are they going man

literal pixel perfect aim on all bullets does nothing not even a aimpunch tweak

[compact knoll]

@remote fox masters of the air, shogun, banshee, dexter resurection, mr inbetween, kingdom of heaven, devil's advocate

[fast garden]

88

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/benjamin-netanyahu-בנימיןנתניהו-בינינתניהו-reaction-נתניהו-gif-16464717

[fast garden]

12 more

[fast garden]

into their arms lmao

[tulip rampart]

look at the last bullet

the bullet drop is minimal at best

[viral egret]

hits the rock

[ancient marsh]

bullet travel isn't

[tulip rampart]

330 m/s

50-80 meters

about 0.2 seconds

[ancient marsh]

shooting at the guy's armpit btw

[tulip rampart]

look at the first 2 bullets

on the guy bro

[ancient marsh]

what happened to the last bullet?

[tulip rampart]

look where i aimed on last bullet

it was literally 1 cm up the rock

yes thats the bullet drop i expect

for 50 meters

[ancient marsh]

should be direct hit if you are lucky with the accuracy
one small issue - the guy started ducking right before you shot

the bullet speed is so dogshit

he might have actually

ducked down under the bullet

[ancient marsh]

brother what 50 meters, your vudu is AT MAX ZOOM AND YOU BARELY SEE HIM

[tulip rampart]

nah i was at like

on top of the wood

[ancient marsh]

bro

bro

go into raid

like go streets

zoom to the max

and walk back until like a traffic sign

occupies the exact same space

in the middle of the scope

as the guys head

[remote fox]

Summary:
Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.
Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).
Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.

[ancient marsh]

that shit is NOT 50 meters

[tulip rampart]

i was shooting from there to there

[compact knoll]

thats not 50 meters ever

you can also see it drop lower than your reticle

its automatically not 50 meters

[winged mica]

That looks very 100

[ancient marsh]

im gonna load into a tarkov raid and measure it

[compact knoll]

and if youre not using sp5 the round velocity is also higher

[remote fox]

https://tenor.com/view/measuring-tape-measure-how-long-ausmessen-size-matters-gif-23452185

[ancient marsh]

it's not a significant difference in velocity among 9x39 rounds

[ancient marsh]

are you okay?

[soft coral]

@compact knoll @fast garden @stark torrent

[tulip rampart]

im using pab9

[ancient marsh]

@remote fox what did you even type to find that?

"Gei measuring tape"?

[remote fox]

"measuring"

[calm pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/tape-measure-measuring-meme-measuring-tape-meme-measuring-memes-measuring-tape-gif-5279566872907144100

[viral egret]

bro

i flicked on a guy and my mag ran out before his

[ancient marsh]

@tulip rampart what resolution and aspect ratio you play on

[remote fox]

[tulip rampart]

1440p

[calm pollen]

Yea

[tulip rampart]

16:9

[ancient marsh]

fov?

[calm pollen]

Also, press your caps lock

No need to shout at it

[ancient marsh]

@tulip rampart what is your FOV

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hasan-hasanabi-piker-OLkCGg9Kc4RJwePjp6

[ancient marsh]

Dr Piker on call when the kids in the cuban hospital lost power to their life support units:

[tulip rampart]

fov is 69

[stark torrent]

lower FOV by 2 it will fix it

[tulip rampart]

are u fr

[fast garden]

teehee

mandate of heaven

89

[ancient marsh]

@tulip rampart it's about 100 meters away

the video

[tulip rampart]

no way 100m bullet drop is that deep holy shi

[fast garden]

its a heavy ass subsonic bullet so yea

[stark torrent]

do not even bother with 100m man

unless the guy somehow walks towards you in a straight line

[fast garden]

i used vss with spp when it was 100m

[tulip rampart]

i got 2 100 meter kills so far

[ancient marsh]

did you miss the point about your target starting to move before you shot?

[stark torrent]

yes man but u are autistic we are normal here

[tulip rampart]

8 kills total

[fast garden]

i dont understand you

you will do a thing and make great progress

[tulip rampart]

ye i mean ig uess but 0.33 seconds would be like the time to hit that no 330m/s n shi so it goes 100m/0.33

ty shi

[stark torrent]

like 8 kills is good considering

[fast garden]

but still complain in a way that makes it seem like you have made none

[tulip rampart]

i was sitting on a rock for 20 mins i get out of it

and there was a guy camping under it

[stark torrent]

just get closer man

[tulip rampart]

and i died to him

how is that not tilt maxx deluxe

[fast garden]

are you twelve

[tulip rampart]

no im 20 but like minimize the good things in life and maximize the bad things type shi

or whatever\

[fast garden]

im tired of constantly getting hunger games spawn on inter

zero idea where i just died from

also rip my story reward background again

[fast garden]

90

man the longer gun movement speed penalty is really noticeable when using the supressed svd

i was moving faster with a full class 5 osprey and large bag loud mcx than i am with -6 movement speed total from gear and the loud svd

[ancient marsh]

The what

[fast garden]

while also being 6 kg lighter

[tulip rampart]

guy with killa mask spots and preaims me

[fast garden]

using the shittiest 9x39 is certainly a choice

[fast garden]

your sprint speed is tied to the running animation being used which is different for every gun length

[tulip rampart]

its aura + i cant buy more as val attachments and im lazy to one by one right click on each

and buy manually

[ancient marsh]

Proof?

[fast garden]

i said so go find whatever gigabeef video if there is one icba

its very very slight differences

[ancient marsh]

This is like choosing the diet of the hippopotamus before it digests what you chose and shits it onto your face

[fast garden]

and still picking a bowl of chili and some coffee

[ancient marsh]

"Google it" ok broseph stalin

🥀

[fast garden]

im beating killa over the head with a hammer

[ancient marsh]

Cock-shaped imprint on killas forehead

[tulip rampart]

doesnt stop me from sliming the average woods player

[compact knoll]

worlds best thorax shooter

[tulip rampart]

2 iq players

[tulip rampart]

woods is lowk the hardest map to hit headshots cause ppl change elevation every 2 seconds of walking

if they move and dont sit prone ofc

and theyre countering my 9x39 build if theyre moving

[fast garden]

91

[fast garden]

92

[compact knoll]

👉🏻 👈🏻

[tulip rampart]

always the last kills which are most aids ever

suddenly nobody plays woods anymore

[fast garden]

93

[tulip rampart]

that was a big gap from the 92 bud

[fast garden]

he didnt spawn

hes been not spawning a lot

94

[tulip rampart]

[fast garden]

95

[tulip rampart]

this reload is actually so insanely fast

genuienly looks sped up

[fast garden]

max ar skill with the magwell is nuts

i dont use quick reloads tho

some of them are insanely fast though

75% is unfortunately not 100%

he beat me to killa

[tulip rampart]

LO that name

why do all these pedophile cheaters

unironically think theyre giga chads

or something

is this like some sadistic fantasy

youre not him bro ur just a loser who bought a 50$ a month subscription

shoreline is infested

another pedo who thinks hes good by prefiring doing all the neat jumps waow im so good im like the gigachads on twitch amirite guys

while having green skellies on his screen

[fast garden]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/mGRQfMjfJg7x5umAM?utm_source=discord&utm_content=share_message&v=eK2OjCsu967PAU

typa people calling cheats on everything

3 raids where killa is not real

and i keep getting the two most bullshit spawns on interchange

[viral egret]

nikita mossad agents

[compact knoll]

sir get on sir

[fast garden]

96

dinner soon

[tulip rampart]

the shi i go through cause the game lowkirky hates me with every fiber of its soul

random birdeye at resort one tapping head jaws

while being blocked by a bench

[fast garden]

goy camping in tagilla camp

what a unique creature

[tulip rampart]

28 achievements is too low to have killer 7

randomly there

id bet that acc was purchased start of wipe

or after wipe

[tulip rampart]

he wasnt camping he knew u were coming so he had time to prepare and let u come in his line of fire gng

[fast garden]

kill killa

raging cheater with nl and drum mag sprays me through walls

run to cover

bookshelves are not bulletproof

oh hey i remember this guy

this was the one i killed the other day that had the mod4

seems he learned his lesson by running drums

[tulip rampart]

i unironically think

i also killed that guy

im not kidding i think i have his dogtag

[fast garden]

hes been on interchange a lot

[tulip rampart]

when i was doing snowball i think i got him in a raid

[fast garden]

idc 97

we r up

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/mGSqYhgO0RzUWYxFy?utm_source=discord&utm_content=share_message&v=eK7gB2lP3syQCR

guy with spear clips me in the throat

gg

bro i wish all my homies were as talented as some of these freshies jesus christ

killa was sadly on his side of the map

gonna eat dinner

[fast garden]

98

[fast garden]

error 1000 wrong encryption params

easily top 5 worst errors ever

first time he didnt laser arm or leg

also first time ive died to him in a while

made a retarded play oh well

deserved

[fast garden]

99

[compact knoll]

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-super-broly-gogeta-transformation-super-saiyan-blue-goku-super-saiyan-blue-gif-25780175

100

killa mandate of heaven confirmed

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/paul-bäumer-cheers-and-claps-alongside-his-friends-all-quiet-on-the-western-front2022-all-quiet-on-the-western-front-paul-baumer-franz-muller-gif-27564175

[fast garden]

final kill was ztard pp19 killa

https://tenor.com/view/god-of-war-god-of-pain-god-of-war-kratos-god-of-war-god-of-pain-god-of-suffering-of-destruction-a-god-of-war-a-god-of-pain-of-suffering-of-destruction-gif-17973929079358868857

that was 18 kills today alone

in a window of around 7 hours give or take

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/mGUjbB2g5NsYz5Sny?utm_source=discord&utm_content=share_message&v=eKjtQ79FqJINzj

[compact knoll]

where is killa

[fast garden]

literally my nade at start of clip

no voiceline

where killa

[fast garden]

hm

rb-vo is pretty good

4.5mil

[fast garden]

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[glacial haven]

dustborn got a remaster i see

This is in the description of the game, interesting how we went from "Ego Shooters are dangerous for people, it turns them violent" to creating a game that theoretically should be more likely to resonate with teenagers and it contains "Avoid the law" in it's description

[fast garden]

this game is so corny

[glacial haven]

I honestly do not know who the target audience is supposed to be

I kinda get it for Life is Strange but this is really just a game for that seemingly speaks to no one lmao

[ancient marsh]

bro there is no way

[ancient marsh]

the same audience for such masterpieces as "life is strange" and "dustborn"

the same people who when that guy with tourettes said the N word at the Emmys, said on twitter "if i had tourettes, my ticks would be "free palestine" or "trans rights" because im a good fucking person"

[glacial haven]

What a weird thing to say

[ancient marsh]

another gem in the same screenshot was "a lot of slave owners were disabled too" and the guy's avatar was a black guy in the bolshevik outfits

[glacial haven]

I didn't refresh my history knowledge in quite some time but if I remember correctly, disabled people, like actually disabled people, were told to be witches (or the off-spring of one)

[ancient marsh]

maybe not in 1940's

or 1910's

[glacial haven]

Look, you never specified the time period, slavery goes quite a while back lmao

[low iris]

isn't tourretes like you say whatever word is on your mind when you think of it? he prolly was like "DON'T SAY THE N WORD DON'T SAY THE NWORD"

[ancient marsh]

yeha it was probably a self-fulfilling cycle

"oh i have tourettes"
"tourettes makes me say the worst thing on my mind"
"dont think the n word please oh god dont say it"

[low iris]

i find it funny how they couldnt censor it but in the past theyve always censored stuff said

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

the guy that said it had a big movie about tourettes and hardships with it and people still cancelled it, because the offense of black people exists outside of medical conditions

that's why he was at the emmys

[low iris]

people are just retarded

[stark torrent]

Remember, Sweet Anita can say the N word and it's funny cause she has tourretes but more importantly she is hot

[ancient marsh]

idk SOME black people love to be offended

[low iris]

leftists*

[ancient marsh]

"das raycis"

[low iris]

i saw more white people mad about it than black people

[ancient marsh]

opposite for me

[ancient marsh]

i do not know what the reason for that specifically is

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/sweet-anita-spit-tick-ew-gif-16431630

iedy doing a max payne dive to catch the spit with his open mouth:

https://tenor.com/view/max-payne-gif-21496419

@compact knoll

[hollow patrol]

kill yourself never goon

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/never-goon-goon-minion-never-goon-minion-gif-5467301625900076416

[hollow patrol]

kill yourself never ai

[sudden lark]

i am just simply better

i camped his friend out for 7 fucking minutes

and the loot was alright couldnt carry it all

[cyan garnet]

Crabwalking for 7 minutes isnt being better little bro

[sudden lark]

when im shooting tic tacs out of my gun

an their shooting m80s

i also had no fucking clue where the guy was and he would have just one tapped me in the chest

[cyan garnet]

Why isnt surv kit in special slot

[sudden lark]

that can go in special slot?

[cyan garnet]

Yes

[sudden lark]

when the hell did they add that

[cyan garnet]

Last wipe

[sudden lark]

yeah makes sense why i didnt notice

[cyan garnet]

Bout to use my case of underbarrel grenades and 6 single slot gls on labs

Gonna go schizo mode on em

[sudden lark]

evil

[sudden lark]

my fat .8 kd doesnt allow me to go play on any pvp map

[viral egret]

bro i have 0.55 and i still go to pvp

[sudden lark]

its also because im perpetually broke

[cyan garnet]

just play arena

for unlimited wealth

[sudden lark]

just buy arena

[cyan garnet]

yeah

[sudden lark]

fuck that shit

[cyan garnet]

Farm streets keys for ammo so you can maybe kill someone

Everyones got at least tier 5 atp

[sudden lark]

i either head eyes or die

[cyan garnet]

Lmfao

Just gl'd a 3 man at new black

Get noob tubed retards

[sudden lark]

i did randomly find a fat stack of m955s should i just top load an adar and try to click heads

[cyan garnet]

Yeah ig

[sudden lark]

just shot a guy 3 fucking times in the face

and he lived

[sudden lark]

great

epic fucking model

[little flame]

@viral egret tark?

[viral egret]

not home hold on

[little flame]

when u home

[viral egret]

think in abt 20 30 min

[little flame]

aight

[stark torrent]

back to work dear chinese devs u dont get a say in it

[ancient marsh]

i wonder how the attitudes and cultures in society influence stuff like increased popularity of PVE modes

i think about stuff like this a lot

for example, is it the growing feminization of male culture to blame for people wanting an easier way out, even as far as to make PvP competitive games into casual PvE

[hallow stream]

You also think abt what you are gonna eat next a lot

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HGIatwLasAAMzYj.webp

[ancient marsh]

that's also true

[little flame]

@viral egret join vc when ur home

[tulip rampart]

god gamer

no footsteps waiting conveniently

like always

just knew i was going there and tactically positioned himself

[little flame]

bro

YAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAP

like i said ive never seen u do anything other than complaining about dying

[little flame]

on par with fucking nogenerals

lowkey

[tulip rampart]

didnt u also complain before

ill be precamping ts from now on to make sure to give u same treatment when u complain

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/white-dog-shaking-scared-nervous-dog-scared-and-shaking-gif-22874221

[tulip rampart]

LOL

that dog isnt real man

[viral egret]

hooly shit

@little flame gave some military dude the big CK experience

.357 mag thrru the throat

[little flame]

gg

[viral egret]

if i didnt throat him i wouldnt have killed him

he had a altyn

[little flame]

sick

we are charlie kirk

@viral egret vc a lil

[viral egret]

he didnt drop it

[little flame]

gg

rip

[viral egret]

i cant vc im js doing a bit more beforre i leave

[little flame]

np

[viral egret]

to the doc office

[little flame]

pretty good sofar @viral egret

got a nice armor from renegade

[viral egret]

w

im still in garbage

[little flame]

its everything u do bro

also why does this guy have 15 alts in the discord?

i just realised

lmao

@stark torrent

search up his name

@stark torrent @ancient marsh @viral egret

[tulip rampart]

i dont see what i said is wrong there tho

like sure u can say i complain

but is it wrong?

lemme glori maxx rq

a gg bro a gg gg regardless ur 500 hours u must learn quick bud

a gg bro

[little flame]

its one thing complaining but all i EVER see u do is complain bro

every time i tune in

[tulip rampart]

complaining about someone complaining in a tarkov related channel is like going to the EBT office n wondering y theres poor ppl there

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/shots-ear-1--k01KRE7GVZP0JQ01WC6WDFBGEKT

[tulip rampart]

what is there anything else to talk abt the game like explain

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-speed-laugh--k01KRE7EPCJR4JKV99QWNQM54VG

[tulip rampart]

its either showing off cool clips or showing clips where ur bullshitted

so its either flexing or complaining

this is tarkov

[little flame]

u do neither

no clips

[tulip rampart]

yes i do i post some around here to show the kinda ppl i find in my raid

literally yesterday i shown a clip of a dude from 70+ meters with a killa mask preaiming me and i still kill him

[little flame]

3 in a row is crazy bro

[tulip rampart]

ye tbf i do spam matches

on eu

so like

[little flame]

fair

[tulip rampart]

im tryna do pvp quests too 24/7 so i always am predisposed to find that many ppl to complain abt

its hard 2 flex kills nowadays too cause most kills r like ' yo i caught u off guard' u cant flex those ykwim

[little flame]

i guess

[compact knoll]

9x39 is cool until you have to fight a guy on a distance longer than 30 meters

and you miss because it takes 0.3s to hit

[tulip rampart]

ye they exaggerate the velocity so much

no way its that bad

i didnt have much problems with it after u get used to it its alright unless its over 100 meters

[ancient marsh]

You know you can say something that isn't wrong and still be in the wrong for saying it, right?

Like when someone is giving a eulogy at a funeral
"He was a good man, he is now in heaven"
"Um actually heaven does not probably exist, there is simply no scientifically backed evidence in the afterlife"

[cyan garnet]

this cunt talks like an actual drooling retard

[ancient marsh]

Were you wrong? No
Should you not have talked? Yes

[tulip rampart]

r u good bro literally nobody arguing here no more u just sayin random shi atp

[tulip rampart]

what i said was literally not even controversial

[ancient marsh]

But it is annoying

Every tarkov death a poem about how much you hate the game

We get it bro we do as well, we dont type a masters thesis on every death

We just say a slur and move on

It is what it is

[little flame]

unc

is typing

👫

both uncs

gg

happened

wtf

to

my

shaders

[stark torrent]

black

[gritty python]

u’ve been hit with a graves smoke just walk out of it

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh do you have the life is strange hella vid

https://fixupx.com/ninv2_/status/2035406101852692574?s=20

Vee 🎤🎸🥁 (@ninv2_)

this slander is so hella good

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▶ Play video

FixupX · Mar 21, 2026, 5:20 PM

I found it

[little flame]

calm down epstein

[cyan garnet]

how is the audio so broken in arena some cunt is running on metal not even 5 metres behind me and i can't hear them

actual dogshit

[compact knoll]

Yeah its fucked

[stark torrent]

wait until a guy runs straight in front of you but a 2x2 pillar blocks all sound

[little flame]

@viral egret u home?

[cyan garnet]

[viral egret]

no

[little flame]

whern

when

[viral egret]

no idea

[next temple]

bro i never saw that game

and now i wont ever touch it

it seems like a very "antidepressant user since 14" coded game

[little flame]

[compact knoll]

its not bad

its also a 2015 game

[little flame]

1 run

my god

think this sums it up

nice one pheer

[viral egret]

i am now home

[little flame]

join vc

[viral egret]

give me a sec to change

[remote fox]

Shut the fuck up

[little flame]

[compact knoll]

What was it

[remote fox]

Meme I meant to post in Brainfart.

[little flame]

HUGE

BOOM

caps

[tribal jay]

Now enjoy finding a good armor that doesn't slow you like a snail

[little flame]

good enough

i dont need that much ms

not that zoomer

• im ironman

[tribal jay]

Early you also don't need slots. Nvm

[little flame]

so i need br

sheesh @viral egret

[viral egret]

W

the best one iirc is the orange one

cause 7 slots

[little flame]

wtf

[viral egret]

or was it nerfed idk

[little flame]

lmao

sounds sick

[viral egret]

[compact knoll]

what?

[viral egret]

i backstabbed him btw

[viral egret]

0.9.4 ssp99m had 7 slots

with all upgrades

[compact knoll]

how

[viral egret]

it was on par with sin exo

it started with 5 slots if im not wrong

[compact knoll]

there are only 5 slots on the UI

[viral egret]

there's a little arow

you can press it to cycle to next slots

[compact knoll]

weirdge

[little flame]

oh shit

didnt know

sick

[viral egret]

yeah

double headshot this dutier hes still alive

.357 does no head damage

[little flame]

hp does not stand for head pen

[viral egret]

he has a steel helmet

im trying to neck him but i think that doesnt exist

oh i have a nade

[little flame]

w

[viral egret]

ak74m fire

[little flame]

brainge

[viral egret]

green barrel

[little flame]

gz

[viral egret]

got best medium helmet too

ach7ex

[little flame]

send

i wanna see

[little flame]

i mean

[viral egret]

i cant get the 100% stats

[little flame]

what it looks like

[viral egret]

idk why it wont et me screenshot

[little flame]

ik

i tried earlier

[little flame]

ah sick

[viral egret]

lowkirk fire

[tulip rampart]

is this helm still the best helm for medium

they did armor rebalance yes?

[viral egret]

believe so

[little flame]

YES

DUBS

@viral egret

w faps

LOL

I WIN

[viral egret]

ggs

gg

got a yellow stash in Wt i wont even go for

cause its prob basic tools

gonna farm fro one in AW

[little flame]

@viral egret died to controller rip

didnt wanna quick load to before altyn

go again

[ancient marsh]

honestly its not even that good of a helmet

[fast garden]

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/sam-hyde-vivek-slur-gif-4936641313988956665

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-druski-spit-shushmane-druski-nascar-druski-white-gif-6259158626513631161

[native crypt]

Grok, peel this man.

[viral egret]

found it randomly @little flame

[ancient marsh]

https://giphy.com/gifs/heart-tongue-saliva-qZFHPmI9fSb6D13BsC

[viral egret]

bro juus dead

[viral egret]

@little flame

i was full hp

i got shot ONCE

by a vssk

again

[compact knoll]

@fast garden hop on man

or do you have work

[keen sparrow]

I wish i could edit the photo to be like a fucked up PMC loadout, lol

[compact knoll]

baldass guy with a cat ear headset playing cod, making fun for someone that can actually dress

[keen sparrow]

Wasn’t playing cod

Oh no, much worse

He’s an osrs streamer

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1485751762496520262/image.gif

[keen sparrow]

Lol, tarkov autism isn’t far off from runescape autism

High risk high reward pvp, skills take for fucking ever to level, gear-fear keeps most out of the most engaging gameplay

The playerbase has been doing the same quests for years

[fast garden]

I am at work

[faint lion]

I gotta vent, I got the final stretch of terminal (past the point of no return) and my game crashed

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-cigarette-shakes-head-enjoy-nice-gif-10952780123304032892

sigh. we go again.

[compact knoll]

they made terminal so much easier now

i did like 10 attempts to do it before they nerfed it

[fast garden]

Bro is making it known he did it when it was harder

I’m glad it was changed either way because I know how absurd they were and they still are absurd

Can’t wait to see what happens in icebreaker and for when they spawn on seasonal

[sudden lark]

I just realized how much shit I'm gonna get back from insurance frauding

My stash is gonna be full instantly

[keen sparrow]

‘Pre-patch radahn’

[sudden lark]

bro i am in the trenches so fucking hard im crafting level 3 helmets and have to stalk fence for level 4 armor

i used to be fucking swimming in bp im running green tracer and hoping they dont have a visor

[fast garden]

Souls bosses are always better harder

Icl it made me upset that elden ring was as easy as it was

Malikeths fight was too short

Malenia was a great fight as it requires precision

So are the last several bosses for the most part

Elden beast blows ass tho

[blazing basin]

yo Rex #🎪bruh-fart message

[keen sparrow]

Funny but idk what to make of it

[keen sparrow]

I swear every fromsoft game is like this

Every ‘hardest’ boss is in the middle of the game and then it’s a faceroll after that

I played elden ring and ds3 as pyromancer pure faith though so mileage may vary

[keen sparrow]

Best example of this is probably shadows of yarnham in Bloodborne

Everything after that gank fest of a boss-fight is just child’s play

[keen sparrow]

Can’t wait to see this in live EFT next year

Oh shit? And a plugin for dynamic maps mod to give SPT a GAMMA style map-pda?

[sudden lark]

first scav run of the day and i picked up a random ass ak102 with bp

or not bp m855 its a 102

i can see how he wasnt able to kill me

this is hot ass

and a traitor scav

im just the goat

[fast garden]

spt modders be doing whatever

[keen sparrow]

It’s called ‘absolute co-witness’

And people irl that use real guns run their stuff like that all the time

Lol on second thought, that is a bit low

Game is probably going to use the dot for PoA so putting the top of that sight post on a head will probably get you all thorax shots

[sudden lark]

it is very low

[keen sparrow]

Eotechs and the like actually suck batteries like a truck-stop hooker so it;s not entirely stupid to run a co-witness so you’re not asking the other guy to take a ‘time-out’ while you change batteries

[sudden lark]

i did one tap the traitor scav with it

but i had no idea

because the front post

leg metad 3 people on woods and then died across the map

[keen sparrow]

The cursed beggining of wipe ‘i forgot a riser for my T1 from peacekeepr’ m4 build

[sudden lark]

im level 13

still dont have jaeger

ive been camped every single time i get the note

or like just now where i spawn and theres 20 people fighting

and after i killed 2 of them i turned around and there was a guy just staring at me and i killed him

no fucking clue what his plan was

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/mms-mm-yellow-mm-m-and-ms-gif-27490783

[sudden lark]

what

when the fuck did i kill a boss

actually i think i killed partisan like day 1 when 1.0 dropped

and then dropped it for like 5 months

fucking hate this quest

i either get it first try or die over and over

tempting

[sudden lark]

if it finishes loading players and its still 6 minutes im gonna fucking lose it

holy shit i ran into one of the immortal players

just unkillable

[fast garden]

yea it happens when they are disconnected

[sudden lark]

somebody green flared at outskirts im gonna sit in a bush for 20 minutes

i am not tryna fuck with that

[fast garden]

that means they are leaving

[sudden lark]

thank christ

opened the trade screen and my mouse died fucking hell

now i can buy green flares

also yeah i forgot green flares are for extract i just saw a flare and heard an airdop coming in like 5 seconds later

what the fuck is this scav run

and i only killed 1 person

theres just a pile of corpses here

[cyan garnet]

Low level ground zero

A blood bath of retards

[sudden lark]

i deadass just spawned in the corner next to the trash

and there was just 3 dead guys

and then some clueless guy ran past 3 scavs and i shot him and he never even saw me

and i got that 60 rounder or gunsmith part 2 fuck yeah

but i need a grip with 8 ergo

nevermind i somehow hit it

[stark torrent]

[sudden lark]

its either one guy running around in full tier 4 with a cracked out ass gun and bubbas pissing hot rounds

or these guys

and i need another scavbox

boutta be broke as fuck again

yeah thats nice

still miss the old ump with lasermatch that shit was stupid

[stark torrent]

damn that takes me back

[sudden lark]

fucking loved that shit

it was good against tier 4 armor even

i still does alot of armor damage

a 0 recoil gun that penned tier 3 and shredded tier 4

with cheap ass ammo and l1 traders

[native crypt]

its like that pulp fiction bit

my buddies pov is better

[cyan garnet]

vortex on the rpd

diabolical

[native crypt]

yeah hes got a mix of t45 and subsonic in it

[viral egret]

i got killed by a guy

with a pkp and a tango

on it

doing full auto with snb

across a street on streets

[cyan garnet]

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

i got the clip on pc

bro i thought it was btr hitting a fat drive by

[native crypt]

What a baller

[native crypt]

Kino

[stark torrent]

[granite coral]

@keen sparrow (rexana.) has been muted for 14 days for reason: Hey, nice meme. Too bad it's got an SS uniform in, with a Totenkopf and all. You've really gotta filter your shit if you wanna stay. -14d

[viral egret]

ggwp

[blazing basin]

oh now they're coming after just the uniforms

JfC

[ancient marsh]

"now"?

you couldnt show ss symbols before bro

skull and crossbones is a nono

[blazing basin]

https://klipy.com/gifs/one-two-1--k01KRG7FP3QFPKR0NVGPA0TQEAY

is has no basis in general morality because hammer and sickle isn't equally as banned

[ancient marsh]

yeah, it is what it is

at least we still reserve the right to verbally spit on them

[little flame]

@viral egret how the fuck didnt i die

burer hit me once

btw

100-0

bruh

i reloaded killed him barely and got 0 things from him

i hate this game

"nothing useful found"

just kill urself

oooo

[viral egret]

i was on 0 hp too

before

i sent ss of it

[little flame]

its fucking scary

[viral egret]

bababooey

[little flame]

if i wouldve ran 2 feet

i wouldve died

[viral egret]

this is good for artifuck hunting in burner fields

[little flame]

vc?

[viral egret]

can't

[little flame]

aw

[viral egret]

did PE today, endurance run

[little flame]

gg

[viral egret]

throat hurts

[little flame]

i mean u dont need to talk we can just chill

but up to u np

[viral egret]

i mean sure then

[stark torrent]

burer only hurts smart and dangerous threats u are safe alle

[viral egret]

playing anomamoly

[stark torrent]

autism

[viral egret]

im on anomaly

thats the thing

gamma

idk why every day it switches

[little flame]

kys

[viral egret]

yesterday it was set as eft

[little flame]

join vc fattass

[stark torrent]

ba coaie am avut un copil in clasa azi , s-a dus si a desenat cu guma pe tabla smart si a lasat dare imi venea sa streg cu mutra lui tabla

[little flame]

speak english

[stark torrent]

2 more classes then after work for inspection i am gonna kms

[little flame]

ggggggggg

[stark torrent]

buuut tommorow it ends so i will be free

gog bless

[little flame]

gggg

https://klipy.com/gifs/homelander-upset--k01KQHHF8RGM9557B4BJ08NAQ6K

[viral egret]

@little flame

[stark torrent]

what the flying fuck

[ancient marsh]

got those Metal Gear Rising sparks

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-gif-16994987483413597405

[blazing basin]

yep grenades in Stalker have fragmentation

[little flame]

@viral egret ill vc later gotta lock in for now

[viral egret]

ye np

gl

[little flame]

i won

barely

join back

[fast garden]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/s/vb4K52YPNZ

[tulip rampart]

lightkeeper rewards r so miiid

cqcm wasnt even broken on tier 4

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-losedfire-JmDwlSuuv7vpdvcBU8

[cyan garnet]

Lightkeeper is super tedious to get to then his tasks and rewards are even worse

[tulip rampart]

only good reward is the respirator and the spear quest but to get there

u gotta do soo much

[cyan garnet]

Hybrid lowk isnt even worth the effort

Just craft m80a1