💣tarkov-released

[fast garden]

most talented players ever in every game

[tulip rampart]

any1 know if gluhar still spawns on reserve during event?

femboizan LO

[fast garden]

yea

he should

no reason not to

ill check

nvm

only on customs for now

[fast garden]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/mFI4ehM0x0-nR19ik?utm_source=discord&utm_content=share_message&v=eCHgdj-LPpyDoN

[viral egret]

putting the switch on the glok

[viral egret]

lv12 full kitted black mdr raid bag bagariy

[viral egret]

stampede

[stark torrent]

have fun doing snowball.with resh and gluk on Customs

[viral egret]

the hardest part abt customs rn is the cheaters

glukhar usuall camps on 2nd floorr of dorms

and his guards can js be funneled

clear cache
game blows up

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/come-on-man-look-of-if-disbelief-qdqxysIbFi6zHijLjp

bruh launcher exploded overnight or what

[viral egret]

no

it just died

it was working like 20 minutes ago

been farming money and streets, have 30m cash like 10mil assets rn

[stark torrent]

game is dead gg

i just woke up

[viral egret]

anything but tarkov

i woke up 2 hous ago ive been playing tarkkov for 2 hous im alerady braindead

[stark torrent]

yeah every streamer is on desktop

[viral egret]

who tf even streaming rn

its like 10-11 pm for ameica or even later

and 9 am fo eu

who tf wakes up and decides tarkov stream

[stark torrent]

what the fuck is Alamo

hillbilly language

[ancient marsh]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Alamo

holy fucking callout 🇺🇸

@fast garden

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

we dont hate airwing enough

[stark torrent]

tarkov is down, GAMMA is down , Cryon has down

[viral egret]

big red

there are like 4 pmc spawns at big red

imagine being spawncamped by reshala

[ancient marsh]

gamma is still down?

@ gock wake up man

[viral egret]

gg

[stark torrent]

damn even their website is down

tarkov just conveniently died on a saturday

[viral egret]

gg

tarkov death

they got nikita

[viral egret]

bsg is bac up or smth

launher wors for me

ye servers r back up

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

aight time to use up

ALL my labs cards

just to plan the lanhack

[stark torrent]

cryon go kappa and prestige

[viral egret]

oh why prestige

i can prestige rn i could prestige for like the past 20 decades

[stark torrent]

very easy now to prestige up to lvl 4

[viral egret]

do i get 2 prestiges

for +weekly

[stark torrent]

Idk depends how u feel

maybe in the summer when holiday is up

[viral egret]

i have died

do i even get kappa

[stark torrent]

i wouldnt now cause icebreaker is coming up

[viral egret]

i can do perstige rn

[stark torrent]

yeah what is this

[viral egret]

i was thinking earlier

"should i prestige"

because i saw the tab and the new reqs

but im like, iw anna get ending first

imma go do lighthouse

[stark torrent]

yeah u played so far might as well wait for ending and icebreaker event

this month

gonna need money probably

[viral egret]

i have 30 mil

if i sell some more shit rn ill get 10mil

got a full abandoned that im not using so ill js sell it

and ill finish up my uses of the other 3 marked keys i have

[stark torrent]

put it for 4 mil and ill buy it now

[viral egret]

isnt it 7 mil

[stark torrent]

i think its 5-6

[viral egret]

i couldve sworn its going for 7.3mil

like dorms marked

they're both expensive asf

[stark torrent]

ye its 5.6 mil

[viral egret]

eh good enough

[stark torrent]

idk why cause it can be dogshit

[viral egret]

ive made like 5 mil from 2 dorms marked room uses last night

4 red rebels and like 3 keycards

in 2 uses

praying to bibi i ccan do my sbih on lh toda y

once i finish sbih i have to do psycho sniper

gotta be ragebaiting me theres no way this guy makes no noise while rrunning out

im on max aswell

i hear NOTHING

we are not real bro

i went into the room and bro was sitting outside in the bushes making 0 audio too

[flat breach]

That's befitting the actual Chris Kyle actually
A weirdo and a fraud

[viral egret]

love ground rogues

i got spitroasted thru the trees and bushes

idk why im alive

[ancient marsh]

bros kedr is smoking

[viral egret]

malfunctioned

so like what is he shooting

[pseudo storm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMNT1E2m6VE

[stark torrent]

Black Divison casually wiping the lobby with 0 casusalties

[viral egret]

i wanna watch that rq

back to back rogue spawn

kms

[pseudo storm]

I guess they're the best

[stark torrent]

Killa doing jumpshots

[viral egret]

actual horror

imagine getting tracksuit with sain ai and killa just bunnyhop headshots you

[tulip rampart]

Wait he's not doing jump shots why r there ppl in Killa masks in my games jump one shotting me bud

[cyan garnet]

This cunt loves a whinge ay

[next temple]

KILLA DOING JUMP SHOTS

WHAT THE FUCK

[tulip rampart]

ye i spent last night

going on reserve

and i died 10/13 snowball

cause i couldnt find glhuar in 5 raids

n i didnt know he dont spawn anymore on resrve

i gotta go interchange > customs > streets for boss orders atp

cause like customs got more cheaters rn than interchange or equal

[viral egret]

[little flame]

why did they make prestige so easy

im killing myself

dogshit devs

[tulip rampart]

no matter how easy it is i wont prestige like i got everything im not doin all at again

what i find retarded is that apparently on seasonal u wont be able to prestige

which is absolutely fucking stupid

[viral egret]

i love how i instantly die to a guy when im shooting his arms off

0 aimpunch

[tulip rampart]

YE FOR REAL

bro like i got 5000 clips in 6 hours of playing

of my arm just flinging

50 meters from getting my arm broken

[viral egret]

mfw 2 man and neither get aimpunch or die to thorax ppbs

[tulip rampart]

but i shoot them pipe them down 30 hitcount

[viral egret]

one of them is full naked

[tulip rampart]

and they beam me

[viral egret]

bless thisg uy i hope he gets hit by a 18 wheeler

fuck me i suck so bad at this game

2 man almost killed me with m855 and a m1a

in lezxos

i couldve killed both so easily

atleast i get my 9 million surgeries for this raid

[viral egret]

i love m4s

magdump guy with altyn full mag of 55a1 didnt kill

i wanna see this shitcount and armor damage

sure

[stark torrent]

holy toucher

[cyan garnet]

68

grim

[tulip rampart]

its insane bro i go customs, guy shooting me off spawn i just cross the river cause idrgaf he follows it without stopping as if he knows im not camping him

[tulip rampart]

appears behind me 1 min later

[stark torrent]

im sorry for playing ur game

[tulip rampart]

starts shooting me breaks my leg i just turn around and one tap him

i dont have cms no propitals conveniently ran out THIS raid specifically n then i limp to extract

[viral egret]

bro

what ammo do i even run to deal damage in this dogshit game

[tulip rampart]

i use BS and it takes like 3 headshots to kill anything

atp

[viral egret]

i ran 545 and 556 both the guys that killed me tanked it

[viral egret]

i use BP cause i have only like 1.5k bs

[stark torrent]

i think the game shat itself again

[viral egret]

but i ran ppbs mag earlier and dude didnt die

[tulip rampart]

ye

[viral egret]

gg

[tulip rampart]

vibe coded retarded game

[viral egret]

you are loopcrashing for a bit

running sig hybrid maybe now the altyn cucks die

[viral egret]

wanna run duo on street or sumt

[stark torrent]

im duoing with a friend i havent talked to in 1 month but later we can

[viral egret]

oh alr

gl

[stark torrent]

this was the guy , absolute unit of unemployed

[viral egret]

level 68

1 level too far

[tulip rampart]

is there any way to make my pc run like dogshit

so i stop spawning big red

24/7

[viral egret]

lh and customs r js unlucky for me

always big red or rogue spawn

[tulip rampart]

its fine bro u can have the kill

you need it more

looks like

0.25 kd player

you need it more

[viral egret]

got shot thru a wall because of desync ggwp

hybrid does no damage aswell

8 hitcount 61 damage

i feel like thats not even humanely possible using hybrid

[tulip rampart]

its possible cause the game does everything in its powers to favor losers

[viral egret]

mp5 is the worst gun ever

0 damage aswell

idk why i even ran a mp5

"shebrokeimup"

[little flame]

@viral egret vc

[cyan garnet]

God the weekend gamers are powerful

Its like throughout the week ill die maybe once or twice a night unless its labs

[little flame]

@stark torrent get on tarkov

join me and crime

[cyan garnet]

Weekends i just get raped

[little flame]

true and real

[tulip rampart]

i kill gluhar

and theres some random retard

camping the most absolute ?????

spot ever

like brother WHAT ARE YOU DOING

bro this game is full of mutants

[fast garden]

My friend is going to grind to p3 now that changes happened

[fast garden]

I’m going to wait in the hopes that seasonal character can do it or that they change something to allow me to keep my skills

[tulip rampart]

no they said they wont on thel ive

or something

when chat was asking questions

cause the devs are that brutally braindamaged

[fast garden]

They said they won’t and then Nikita was like “wait that might be a good idea”

[tulip rampart]

maybe itll change who knows

i hope it will

[fast garden]

Because somehow they didn’t think about it

[viral egret]

kaban starts wallbanging me

with m60

i run the other way a scav blocksm y way and i die

[little flame]

55a1 is so fucking bad

holy shit

[tulip rampart]

naaah 55a1 is good its just the hitreg which is abysmal

[little flame]

44 hitcount

and i killed 2-3 guards

[viral egret]

alle magdumped a single guard

[little flame]

brother

[viral egret]

guard doesnt die

[stark torrent]

hitreg sucks and the servers being shit rn wont help

[viral egret]

[tulip rampart]

the guards i think have increased hp i also mag dump them

like crazy

n they pmo

[little flame]

no i shot thorax and head

they just dont die

[stark torrent]

they ahve 45 head hp

[little flame]

GET ON IEDY

pls

[stark torrent]

mb later i got some stuff to do rn

[little flame]

aight

[fast garden]

If I’m killing bosses with 556 I use 6a1

[little flame]

ye fair

[fast garden]

Kaban and kollontay guards eat too many 55a1

[ancient marsh]

evil and intimidating rhys-t/altyn guard

[fast garden]

Rare but problematic regardless of ammo

And bossing with 46+ pen ammo is expensive and retarded

Max assault rifle skill reload speed with mod4+magwell is insane

Boss reload speed skill

[tulip rampart]

i should start grinding mod4 after i do snowball ngl i love the way that gun looks

[fast garden]

Very easy to get unless your name is iedy

Worth

Genuine budget gun

[tulip rampart]

what map do i go for that customs or woods

[viral egret]

alle instantly dies to kaban

[fast garden]

50 meters is not a crazy distance I did it on woods kinda casually when the quest was 100

[viral egret]

kaban tanks 20 rounds of m80 and redss my thorax

i go into a container to pop a zagustein and a guard just pushes me

[tulip rampart]

how do u guys struggle with kaban i literally one burst him with sr3m

[viral egret]

painfully dogshit game

[fast garden]

I wish I had the answer

[viral egret]

here's the thing he doesnt die for me at all

nobody dies

[fast garden]

This is a recurring thing

[viral egret]

like idk what curse of ra i have

my bulletts dont do shit

[fast garden]

Maybe shoot them in the head cryon

[viral egret]

i am

[fast garden]

If you want to be a body Aimer so bad use ash12

[ancient marsh]

psot a clip

[fast garden]

Can later

Bout to go to work

[tulip rampart]

kaban guards are genuienly pretty easy to kill too their ai is retarded

kollontay tho is fucking aids

[viral egret]

kaban guards no issue

[tulip rampart]

his guards always prefire me

[viral egret]

kaban himself idk what the fuck hes pumping

he wallbanged me with the m60

bro got that super vision

[fast garden]

Kollontay is deadass the easiest boss in the game because his guards rarely have anything better than a kiver and maybe some shitty ak while 1/4 will have real ammo and the rest kedrs

[tulip rampart]

ye but its the places u gotta fight

mvd is just aids

[viral egret]

real

mall is easy

[fast garden]

And you can always approach him from easy as fuck locations

[tulip rampart]

doors made out of wood if they prefire u they hit you

[viral egret]

you have like 5-6 spots where u can just go everywhere to flank guards

mvd is 2 entrances

on one it's certain death if youre unlucky or not wearing a death shadow

[fast garden]

Stop fighting him from the side door just walk to the front

[viral egret]

yeah i fight from front

[tulip rampart]

also mvd is so cqb that its really easy for kollontay to just jam ur gun

[viral egret]

idk who tf would ever fight from the side door they all can see u

[tulip rampart]

and give u aids

[viral egret]

thats why you kill him first

or something

[tulip rampart]

its kinda hard when they all look the same

[viral egret]

i tihnk there's a car where if u crouch on it

you can just see all of them in the kitchen

[fast garden]

They don’t tell you this but when he does that just rape him with your melee

[viral egret]

evil tech

[viral egret]

head eyes by baton

[fast garden]

His baton is shit and he just hits you in the arm

I don’t think he has max strength melee dmg either

If you have high strength and a half real melee on he just fucking dies

I have died maybe one time because of him weapon jamming me since he came out originally and it was because every single guard pushed me outside MVD

But like with any ai in tarkov sometimes you just die

You can pretty consistently kill all the streets bosses with an mp9 and pst

[viral egret]

all of kaban can be cleared with a single impact nade

because you kill one of the guards and strip him instantly and kill hte rest

[cyan garnet]

[viral egret]

what

[fast garden]

Yeah I’m not 100% sure about that

[viral egret]

kaban guard hiding in a shack shooting the mg at me

[viral egret]

ehh i managed to do it

you just nuke a scav and get his gun and u can mostlly clear kaban if you play your cards right

i clipped this guard telepathically controlling the mg while alive

[ancient marsh]

this isn't fair because kollontai has the perfect phallus-shaped melee weapon

[fast garden]

Mines bigger

[tulip rampart]

@fast garden can u make the mod 4 loud?

whats with the JB muzzlebreak attachments

is this a loud mod4

[ancient marsh]

yes

[tulip rampart]

is it actually loud tho or is it still silent like a suppressed gun

cause it still sounds quiet

[viral egret]

50/50

[tulip rampart]

from fps

[viral egret]

its quiet and loud

[remote fox]

What the fuck do you mean 50/50?

[viral egret]

like suppressed mod4 iss quiet but brake mod4 is also still quiet ish

its just goo dto run the mb for recoil

[viral egret]

ion know i be sayin shit

p!cryon

[torpid sparrow]

@viral egret ⠀

[remote fox]

[ancient marsh]

Israel: Overwhelmingly Positive

[tulip rampart]

ye the mod 4 is actually nuts

got it off gluhar modded it up

genuine 0 recoil

super fast reload too

[viral egret]

@next temple remember when we fought those guys at kaban

i found one of them again lmfao

[next temple]

lol

[viral egret]

think its the same guy

bro pushed and crumbled in 2 shots

[ancient marsh]

apparently the special mag well speeds it up

[tulip rampart]

ye im using it rn

[viral egret]

he has no armor

[tulip rampart]

well the magwell just also gives u free ergo

like +4

0 reason to not use it

[viral egret]

holy im geeked

guy in tarbank admiring me

kaban hit me twice im insta red

[tulip rampart]

what server ru doing kaban rn

im tryna get it for snowball

[viral egret]

europe

like js europe

[tulip rampart]

oh okay

[viral egret]

js doing him for xp and the goodies he has

the guy i killed that was admiring me in tarbank was a baller

he had blackout ap packing and blackout ap mags

shot with kryptonite

[fast garden]

No

[tulip rampart]

the jailbreaker for it makes it a tiny bit louder but holy shit that muzzle flash is ass

genuine ass cheeks

[stark torrent]

Yeah its bad

[tulip rampart]

god gamer woods night

beams me through everything i just get random jumpscared while going around the whole map

retard virgin cuck

cant wait until weekend ends so all these idiots go to their 9-5

[little flame]

@ancient marsh u ironman or nah?

[ancient marsh]

he-he-he-hell naw

[little flame]

cringe

im ironman

i cant play non ironman anymore

cuz of fucking ivan

beat first story once but never done invictus

completed*

[viral egret]

gonna install gamma later when i come back from the mall

🔥

[little flame]

fire

@viral egret found this on a renegade

once i get my basic repair its gg

[viral egret]

fire

[little flame]

luck

W cryon

w speed

[viral egret]

W speed

great swamps

[little flame]

i love renegades

gotten the expensive thermal before on a rookie or some shit

sup baldy

@viral egret I JUST DIED

TO THE FUCKING BOX

RIGHT NEXT TO THE CSKY MEDIC

IM GONNA FUCKING SNAP

[viral egret]

rip

[cyan garnet]

gamma update good?

worth reinstalling or nah

[little flame]

ye i dont wanna do ironman anymore after that death

thats the most retarded shit ive experienced in gamma

[little flame]

100%

[stark torrent]

[little flame]

?

it wasnt even a box btw

[fast garden]

Gamma in my tarkov channel PTHOOI

[little flame]

a piece of metal

dogshit

[little flame]

stfu

gamma better

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

i installed it as well after 1 hour

lets ssee if it works

[little flame]

u gonna do normal playthrough or ironman

i dont recommend ironman anymore

game feels harder, maybe ive gotten worse tho

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/hCxaXN0jUJV.gif

[soft coral]

damn this game sucks donkey dick

[compact knoll]

Another opinion no one asked for

[winged mica]

Normie: THIS GAME SUCKS
Tarkov fan: NOOOO YOUR OPINION SUCKS

Tarkov fan: This game sucks
Tarkov fan: I know

[little flame]

hes a target alright

[ancient marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDs1IKRlRjY

@stark torrent @remote fox @little flame @glacial haven

i found it

@viral egret

cheater taking mounted GL and killing event boss vengeful zryachiy (jams your gun up close, shoots when you run away, teleports around, 6666 hp on EACH LIMB)

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/peak-its-so-peak-praying-hands-praying-black-guy-gif-9969548697603007069

[ancient marsh]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/1exwir5/scavs_grenadesnipe_you_through_windows_was_not_an/

[glacial haven]

Bro has the most crackhead client imaginable, custom textures on the hand models, esp, chams, brightness disabled, how does that dude even get more than 5fps

[remote fox]

Why play the game at that point?

[glacial haven]

Fov circle for aimbot / triggerbot, bullet traces, minimap

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1188260523687563364/EscapeFromTarkovArena_2023.12.24_-_01.20.51.14.DVR_Trim.mp4?ex=6a006a99&is=69ff1919&hm=59a126b5974d13d23d56d95e99890f1edfad31a19fdc3bcd7b5171cf96f061a4&

[glacial haven]

At that point I do not know

Really, it's beyond me

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1188237660129599530/EscapeFromTarkovArena_2023.12.23_-_23.50.27.12.DVR_Trim.mp4?ex=6a00554e&is=69ff03ce&hm=9eed092b2a4441ae59d3cbab6d05813b2dac90323074c522a53855f26f14dd56&

@ancient marsh

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1276707840169611294/Escape_From_Tarkov_2024.08.23_-_02.18.38.05.DVR_Trim_2.mp4?ex=6a008195&is=69ff3015&hm=81128ace8e996917a76dda8ed491d80e07a63a5309d36d8fb95df3e09c5079b2& @ancient marsh

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/primevideo-the-boys-homelander-antony-starr-nzsWN8iSDwSlhCDokc

[glacial haven]

Was pretty close to giving this show a shot but then I saw Homelander do weird stuff with a dog and a chicken leg

[cyan garnet]

running with the gl

[stark torrent]

season 1 and 2 is good then it gets cringe

[cyan garnet]

very true

Its all downhill after season 2

[fast garden]

The question to ask most people cheating

Granted “for money” is an answer

[cyan garnet]

To ruin it for others

I imagine

[remote fox]

It's just them looking at static models with random shit plastered over their screen and pressing mouse 1.

[fast garden]

Marathon mega flopped and Sony is not shutting it down

Bold move cotton

Back to work

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent hello

[stark torrent]

https://x.com/_Waffle_Bandit_

🧇 WaffleBandit 🧇- Жрица 🔜 Crazy. (@_Waffle_Bandit_) on X

The Priestess of Tarkov
Nobody Tarkov Streamer - 12k+ hours BEAR
Gun Friendly. Agnostic. ♡ MS sucks
Dislike lots of Tweets? Mute! ♡
Header by @Mattzoodahh

X

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll play 1 without me when dailis are up

[still juniper]

Jeffrey looks like Gman with more hair

[hollow patrol]

xal just sitting in the cuck corner while iedy and artyom play together

[remote fox]

Muted but not deafened

[hollow patrol]

[hallow stream]

executive cuck position taken by xalrider

[stark torrent]

play arena
ak 50 cheater

[fast garden]

[dense flame]

i think i will play tarkov again

[hallow stream]

Just pay a prostitute to stomp on your balls 30 times

Same experience, cheaper and way faster

[dense flame]

i think i will play SPT-tarkov

[hallow stream]

Go hide yourself before this entire channel collapses on you like a flock of crows for saying that

Save yourself

[tulip rampart]

whats up with tihs dogshit game crashing on raid start

like im tryna play the game

cant be just me i always see ppl afk in their spawn

i assume for this exact reason

trying to play customs rn

0.38 kd with 9 survives in a row but has snowball and all the other achievements one tap heading me on peek

least obv bought account

[fast garden]

keep yourself safe

[dense flame]

pinned messages? never heard of her

[fast garden]

fucking retard

they literally said it would be a massive map with tons of other players

[tulip rampart]

why is this guy talking about pvp when all he does is sit in a corner like a braindead lobotomized retard

[fast garden]

thats another question

idk why stankrat acts like he gets to have an opinion like the rest of us living breathing human beings

[hallow stream]

Why is he talking about shit getting added to the game like its a good thing

When we all know its gonna run at 20 fps max for the first 2 years of it being out

[tulip rampart]

and infested with cheaters to the point its unplayable

every time they add a new map like labyrinth its just hvh

[hallow stream]

Who cares abt cheaters thats been a unfixed issue for years and everyones used to it now

Some people here would boot up the game next day like its a 9 to 5 even if they were to play for 6 hours the previous day and get killed by cheaters only ripping their hair out and shit like retards

[tulip rampart]

tryna do any serious quest is genuienly impossible cause of it tho

[hallow stream]

Same applies to the other 50% of the playerbase

[tulip rampart]

like can u try to do escort without someone one raid unironically B lining to you and one tapping u with his 200 hour account

[fast garden]

i dont do fake quests

escort is one of very few fake quests

[tulip rampart]

ye thats the thing the single moment you do a actually hard quest not this baby 'oh le kill 15 players on lh'

quests, theyre just impossible cause of the players

even alle got to last map and got killed by a cheater in a 4 man

[fast garden]

again

escort is a fake quest

not a hard quest

[tulip rampart]

most organic death

what is blud shooting

and why is it hitting me

dudes shooting straight thin air

[fast garden]

this genuinely could just be left/right disadvantage+desync

i have died several times like that

[tender ingot]

https://youtube.com/shorts/NoMRDFh3tvY?si=hLte6nmyZrHyFFE9

[fast garden]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/mG783EbNJyE3SmQEa?utm_source=discord&utm_content=share_message&v=eFwpTHyBSqHiDg

worlds most intelligent legitimate player

[tulip rampart]

killa can be up there?

wtf

i never checked

[fast garden]

when theres lots of other killa farmers i try to rush ultra as he has a much higher chance of being in the center of the mall than the other three spawns

and its easy to check goshan right after

[tulip rampart]

ye i usually do that too

bro so many times i spawn oli side

and killa is infact oli

and now suddenly everyone 1 min in raid is at oli

fighting for the killa

like hmmm interesting

[fast garden]

its the weekend man

the killa farmers come out in droves

the fact that i have gotten 3 kills in an hour or so is nothing short of astonishing

[tulip rampart]

ive been getting lucky on interchange too rn but customs

is pure piss cancer rn

[fast garden]

i walk in and hear a flash in all three other sides of the map

yeah i went there twice and died to sus twice and said nvm

[tulip rampart]

ive seen 500 hour cheaters who use flashes/grenades im genuienly convinced

they porn act

with those

"mmm surely if i use this flash bsg dev reviewing my account wont think its sus right?"

[fast garden]

man

its certainly a whole lot easier to kill killa with 308 than literally anything else

i kinda got used to just hosing him down

[tulip rampart]

i havent had trouble killing killa at all

his ai is genuienly braindead

i literally just go in his face and shoot his faceshield

[fast garden]

yeah no he is turbo retarded

[tulip rampart]

and he does nothing about it

[fast garden]

there are times he 100% shoulda killed me

[tulip rampart]

honestly i might get 100 killa kills before i complete snowball atp with how its goin

[fast garden]

just do it during the next all boss event twin

partizan makes it too inconsistent

v interesting things on inter atm

[tulip rampart]

next evenbtt will be like in 20 years

[fast garden]

its your choice to keep malding every night trying to do impossibly annoying tasks

besides

none of this will transfer to seasonal anyway

[tulip rampart]

achievements do

im psure

[fast garden]

NOPE

[tulip rampart]

• predator shirt is cool asf

[fast garden]

clean slate

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/mG7SlXZ0k5UbztBrv?utm_source=discord&utm_content=share_message&v=eFEV1nsOpSO42B

the more you know.

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/mG8eh3nSzPKLrs8iZ?utm_source=discord&utm_content=share_message&v=eFF1l4g4oMEHrj

also jumpscare

like i shoulda died there

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/mG8lNHVCsEaeuXamr?utm_source=discord&utm_content=share_message&v=eFFbg3JjPc0T4T and this one

honestly i wonder if dudes die like this and call cheats

genuinely bros first raid

[tulip rampart]

only shturman and goons left

[fast garden]

i believe

(and zyraichy)

[tulip rampart]

im scared to go woods for goons liek

woods has so many cheaters

[fast garden]

how

since when

[tulip rampart]

idk everytime i go woods its a 500 hour account

maybe its cause i go woods night but like i dont wanna fight 50 dudes for shturman

and get sniped +1 sbih

for someone

[fast garden]

yep thats why

if you dont want to get cheated

dont reccomend

but play what you are most comfortable on

thats always bette

[tulip rampart]

i might go day woods with rys t and all at

when i get shturman

but idk everyone has m80a1 nowadays or ap lapu

[fast garden]

have you done either of these tasks

im thinking about doing connections up north

sako is fun to use

[tulip rampart]

the sako looks amazing but idk i dont like using bolt actions

proflex can be worth i think

zriachi left

pleaseeee no rogue camp spawn

i beg

[fast garden]

At the same time shit quest I can buy them from flea if I even wanted them

[tulip rampart]

ye and i think theyre not that more expensive on flea

[fast garden]

And yeah sako would just be for the rare time I actually want to bolty

[tulip rampart]

its like 2k euro or something to buy

and ruble on flea is like 220-280k usually

im so tuff

[cyan garnet]

Lmfao

Smartest weekend gamer

[fast garden]

[ancient marsh]

did it on all bosses on reserve event, hardest part was goons and partizan

had to live for like 10 raids straight to get them to spawn

[tulip rampart]

Partizan has some trigger places where if you walk he usually spawns right outside

Like the shoreline goon spawm

[ancient marsh]

IF he spawns

cause he wasn't 100%

we had to do shit like some people in the squad sat in bushes to farm bad karma

just hoping he'd spawn

also goons not spawning either

[stark torrent]

damn you actually did it , you must really hate urself

ggs tho , tel aviv impressed

[tulip rampart]

it was oinly like

2-3 days

[pseudo storm]

An all functioning SKS

[viral egret]

where is one of ur arms

[ancient marsh]

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/quadruple-amputee-cornhole-accused-fatally-shooting-man-driving-rcna264835

[tulip rampart]

average customs scavs experience

but i guess if i shoot them 5 times in the head theyre completly fine

[little flame]

@ancient marsh join vc

[ancient marsh]

no

[little flame]

why men

[ancient marsh]

idk dont wanna talk rn

[little flame]

fair enough

[tulip rampart]

worst part about cap outposts is for some1 to pull up to stronghold

literally nobody ever comes

[stark torrent]

haha wait until u get to woods

that camp is deserted

[tulip rampart]

ye i am on woods rn after these bum ass retard scavs on customs make me wanna kms

[stark torrent]

shit quest rly it should be reworked

[tulip rampart]

literally nobody

just heard some ppl walk past it while im waiting for someone to come

and i just know the second i set foot outside ill get sniped by some random guy

[little flame]

mossad agent

@stark torrent tarkov?

[compact knoll]

People i get on my team in arena

[little flame]

holy drippy

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh @fast garden

https://tenor.com/view/internally-screaming-house-md-hugh-laurie-gregory-house-screaming-internally-gif-4594102366283474824

[ancient marsh]

what is this about?

[stark torrent]

m80a1 is meta round or whatever

[ancient marsh]

...yeah no, it's the opposite

like 7n40 isn't that good of a round, it's the guns that use it are really good
m80a1 is the oppposite

the round is so insane people put up with high recoil low ergo high weight

[little flame]

ye

[stark torrent]

it's also the availability , m80a1 is a 2 hour 40 bullet craft from a late quest

5.45 is everywhere

and not just 7n40 , BS , BP , PPBS , everywhere

[little flame]

truege

[ancient marsh]

yeah but guess what, m80a1 double taps into the chest

[stark torrent]

and the .308 guns got nerfed overall anyway

[ancient marsh]

like that guy is retarded, would anyone use scars or sr-25's if the best ammo available was m80?

[stark torrent]

they were pretty balanced and close to each other , now there is only two or three good again

the rest are dogshit

[ancient marsh]

link the video, i wanna call that guy a retard pls

[stark torrent]

either have no ergo , or both bad recoil and no ergo cough MDR

[little flame]

fuhh no

[stark torrent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8jjtDt9acg&lc=UgzwxBQ8GMFBrJ1l8l94AaABAg.AWU1G6CBiNYAWV96N6IL4f

[little flame]

shits expensive aswell

the guns i mean

[stark torrent]

Chevalier Grim v.s Xalrider is a crossover i never expected in this age

[ancient marsh]

is the comment deleted?

[stark torrent]

Homelander v.s Omni Man

[ancient marsh]

cant find it

[stark torrent]

shouldnt be

[little flame]

@viral egret tark?

[stark torrent]

this is the main comment

[little flame]

is svd actually good now or nah

i tried it a few weeks ago

for td

it was so bad

still

[stark torrent]

it's whatever , it got extra ergo but doesnt make much difference

[little flame]

yeah

gun doesnt feel good to use

imho

[stark torrent]

they need to add SVU

[little flame]

truue

[stark torrent]

its funny cause even in teh Tarkov books the SVU was the main gun of one of the protagonists

[little flame]

bro

fanatic just pushed a bloodsucker and killed him

thats so fucking gigachad

7.62x54 needs more guns

[stark torrent]

Fanatic is a real neighbour

[little flame]

yes

hes not leaving my party until i get proper armor

[ancient marsh]

[little flame]

myyy neighbor

[stark torrent]

i need to get to Dark Valley to do some bandit quests and shit but between me and the transit is a squad of veteran army

[little flame]

[stark torrent]

and i have a 5-7 with 40 bullets left

[little flame]

6-7

[stark torrent]

five seveeen

April Fool’s Joke: A popular meme in 2026 jokingly announced an "FN Six-SeveN" chambered in 6.7x28mm as a follow-up to the FN Five-Seven.

wow they actually did it

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/homelander-upset--k01KQHHF8RGM9557B4BJ08NAQ6K

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1502971459901849790/20260510_125056.mp4?ex=6a01a6bf&is=6a00553f&hm=9e5d4b3ad4b4a496fb583ebc6cf1c33ae75d444a25611549c6add4b8067ecc88& @little flame @stark torrent

????

[little flame]

kobe bryant

[soft coral]

I thought the germans where attacking with stukas wtf

[stark torrent]

i forget ivan lives in trump tower at floor 67

[soft coral]

13th floor babeyy

I see from here all the wayw to your apartment iedy

[little flame]

13 = 6+7

[stark torrent]

i think i would be sick

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/omniman-1--k01KQHHF8RGM9557B4BJ08NAQ6K

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/disgusted-homelander-theboys-XRHZOQHd8dym7jKLMV

[little flame]

gotta climb up on the fucking roof

for the 15000000000th time in a playthrough

[soft coral]

I lowkey thought the germans were coming

when I heard it

[little flame]

no basic

got one more down in detroit michigan

[compact knoll]

You mean providing close air support

[soft coral]

if only they targeted woah nvm

[little flame]

say it

[soft coral]

[little flame]

the g's

wassup my g

[blazing basin]

The Vityaz looks different

[little flame]

some kit that prapor sold

idk

looks cool

[blazing basin]

Prapor?

[little flame]

sorry

tarkov brain

sidorovich

basically same person

[blazing basin]

[little flame]

LES GO

BALLIN

[fast garden]

He spawns at start of raid like every other boss? Wdym

[full sand]

lord forgive me I spent all the child support on some tarcoins

[fast garden]

Can someone genuinely tell me what is pay to win about wearing the other factions cosmetics

Because I have not figured it out yet

Lots of cope posting on the sub

[little flame]

Broke my mouse

Gg

[compact knoll]

you get +20% exp if you are unheard

directly pay to win especially with the exp system we have

[remote fox]

Does EoD get anything?

[stark torrent]

Yeah like Artyom said, the Unheard shit is mostly tied to the 20% xp bonus

the drama

which is correct , especially since XP was gutted in 1.0 , that 20% looks sweet af

[stark torrent]

prob 10% xp bonus

[remote fox]

Does that mean you don't need to wait 7 minutes to get the Survive status?

[stark torrent]

if u headshot smth u might not need to

now u need to headshot 2 scavs

or loot some items / containers to get that xp

300 xp was it or i forgot

[little flame]

Wait what

20% xp boost for unheard?

Ay

Can finally justify my purchase

[stark torrent]

Yeah it will act as a booster for all squad when in party with an Unheard

[little flame]

Oh really?

Yall will need me and xal then

😭

[stark torrent]

Im good , will never play with u again Unhearder

ptooey

[little flame]

??

U disgust me

Creature

10k hours btw

[stark torrent]

Unhearders at the back of the train to Polish Land

[remote fox]

Unhearders exist as +20% XP boost, not to be heard.

[hallow stream]

push that unhearder to the back of the bus

[stark torrent]

@little flame does the game allow u to take fanatic outside cordon

[little flame]

yes

lmao

u can have him forever

its so nice

i think forever atleast

just dont talk to him after u kill the boars

or dont continue the mission convo i mean

u can still talk to him just not that option

hes immortal and follows u anywhere like a normal companion

artjom's been in vc for fucking 5 hours all alone

[remote fox]

The voices are keeping him company

[next temple]

@compact knoll you didnt OD on fent yet?

[compact knoll]

i havent been there for like 3 of those

[stark torrent]

that is crazy cause he fixed the bandit quest companiosn

[little flame]

artyom sitting in the vc like twomad

😭

[stark torrent]

if u leave the map they will despawn and fail the quest automatically

u cant have them with you everywhere , u got 3 bandit companiosn

[little flame]

lol

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/nermal-garfield-death-gif-3028471091899365042

Me coming home to find my artemka

[ancient marsh]

Who let you in

https://tenor.com/view/druski-druski-spit-shushmane-druski-nascar-druski-white-gif-6259158626513631161

[little flame]

noooo

my redline

[fast garden]

Oh yeah forgot about that

[stark torrent]

@remote fox @viral egret hop on arena animals

[remote fox]

Making food.

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/miyabi-hoshimi-miyabi-zzz-zenless-zone-zero-artist-miiza-gif-9093381687450710589

[remote fox]

@stark torrent Are you done with Arena?

[stark torrent]

Yeah

It gave me ulcer

[hallow stream]

@ancient marsh did you see the video

of LTG talking shit abt his kids mom

https://vxtwitter.com/moisanites/status/2053500290507174086?s=20

♱ (@moisanites)

LowTierGod sneak disses his baby mother Rose on the day before his next court hearing

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 10, 2026, 3:39 PM

[ancient marsh]

He's so

Pathetic

He's the closest a human can be to a dung beetle

[ancient marsh]

Wtf happened

"Oh nooooo, our table! Its broken!" aah suit

[little flame]

redline no longer zooomn

[winged mica]

Wait

What happened to Rexana

[native crypt]

@keen sparrow Did you die?

[winged mica]

Oh thats then

What the fuck

[native crypt]

Yeah he got tainted by moloch

[ancient marsh]

Mossad was winding that program down

[stark torrent]

Y o u r a c t i o n a n g e r s I s r a e l

[viral egret]

is it not a c t i o n s

tel aviv unimpressed

i ragebaited my mom too hard i got grounded

[stark torrent]

i noticed cause u were not on PC at all

idiot

what have u done

[viral egret]

bro

[viral egret]

me and my dad

we got affected botb

she will probably forget by tuesday anyway

but i prob cant playnall of next week cause i habe tests and exams

[ancient marsh]

what did you do

https://tenor.com/view/screwed-smiling-friends-gif-14004208455676196700

[tulip rampart]

No theres literally some trigger places where if you go he's usually outside

I think others had the same happen

It can't be a coincidence every time I go goon spawm and loot the safe partisan is usually outside

[tulip rampart]

kill someones duo at stronghold

his teammate insta head shots me when i do the craziest peek ever

of course

[keen sparrow]

I haven’t touched SPTin like a month

Instead of getting a new gaming PC i just go outside more often

[blazing basin]

did you try the newest Gamba update

[keen sparrow]

Would need a PC to do that

[blazing basin]

oh

what happened to the previous one?

[fast garden]

He does not spawn mid raid. He does have weird ass Aggro rules

He can spawn pretty much fucking anywhere on the maps he does spawn on

[viral egret]

i remember partizan waiting outside of marked bunker on woods and he killed alle and artyom with a tripwire nade

[full sand]

https://fixvx.com/______punished/status/2053462124404547674

They got me (@______punished)

https://t.co/oK7kGaEVAn

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 10, 2026, 1:08 PM

[tulip rampart]

god gamers

never ever to miss one bullet on a peek

with his 9 sr

[tulip rampart]

scavs 24/7

glorping on my dick

enemy walks by them and they dgaf

[keen sparrow]

The CPU found a really good rope

[stark torrent]

Yeah it has certain spawn triggers as well , when bosses were 100% wipes ago i remember on woods everytime i went to the arena key house he would be outside most raids

he has weird code as thee said

[fast garden]

not a spawn trigger

just how he "knows" where you are like goons

like every other boss aside from cultists he does not spawn past -1 time in raid

[stark torrent]

when i was on woods most of the time he spanwed in the first 5 minutes because i always rusehd the arena room

if i spawned at village

and he was outside

so he defo spawns around you , i guess if there are no other players with lower karma than you or idk

[fast garden]

he spawns in entirely random places all over the map

and runs to whereever the fuck he feels like

[stark torrent]

weird ass AI to ruin your raid randomly

[fast garden]

he can spawn at smugglers on shoreline and decide to run to village

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

its why he is so inconsistent

[stark torrent]

Partisan should be disabled for the first month of a wipe

[fast garden]

he just kinda gets stuck in "run point a to b"

[fast garden]

i strongly disagree

i wish he spawned more

i never fucking see him

[stark torrent]

yeah in 1.0 i agree i think his % is still lower

but still would rather not have him spawn early wipe , either giving top tier ammo or 2 tapping you through class 3 or 4 cause he felt like it

even if ur karma is neutral

[fast garden]

his interaction with the karma system is overvalued

basically just "he spawns if you have bad karma and then you get good loot for free"

[stark torrent]

i think it's useless , bro just shoots you anyway and u will shoot him anyway

[fast garden]

that being said my karma is so high and he rarely ever targets me

i have 5 kills on him for the whole wipe man

thats insane

[stark torrent]

issue is there are no reliable ways to gain that karma back

[fast garden]

77 killas and 5 partizans

[stark torrent]

u can prob get the tracksuit in a day now

23 more

[keen sparrow]

He is hard coded to take a dump in your mailbox, yes.

Reason i know is the guy that added black div to SPT used partizan’s homing missile AI to make black div also stalk you all over the map.

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/stress-homelander-stresss-5Nle87WgNwDbsj3P4Y

[keen sparrow]

If you can not die to f-1 spam, they’re free loot too.

Fastest set of nods i’ve ever gotten on an SPT playthrough was bdiv nods.

[viral egret]

always hate on partizan

ive killed him 15 times max this wipe

[stark torrent]

p!cryon

[torpid sparrow]

@viral egret ⠀

[viral egret]

wharrado

you js never see partisan

[keen sparrow]

I only ever take his dufflebag

[viral egret]

i take his nadew

nades

[keen sparrow]

Literally all he’s good for imo

[viral egret]

f1 rds

are like 150k on flea usually

i think i also found a red rebel on him once

[stark torrent]

ye he has good shit

and ammo too

funny how he has that meanwhile bosses are trash

killed Kollontay with Thee only once he had PP RPD worth taking

and i killed Kaban with a friend 2 days ago and he had the BS PKP , i wont see that one again for a while

[fast garden]

tired of kollontay having dogshit

good raid gents

help

[native crypt]

Just bring a couple hundred rounds into raid loose every raid in your bag to confuse the fuck out of people

[fast garden]

80/100

[viral egret]

donaye it to tue newbies