#💣tarkov-released
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!миньон
Sky News host Rita Panahi has mocked US Vice-President Kamala Harris over her explanation of cloud storage.
“She’s really good at explaining things,” Ms Panahi said.
“We’ve heard her explain diplomacy, democracy, he’s explained space travel – we enjoyed that – she’s explained buses; she’s into buses, Venn diagrams, and now ...

And just under half the country wanted her to run the country
Think about that
Idk man, the other candidate isnt that much better
For a guy that campaigned on no foreign entanglements we kinda got je-baited
Honestly didn’t think he’d go sicko-mode on iran but here we are
And who tf would’ve guessed we’d kidnap venezuela’s president. When has any country ever done that
Like, imagine if england just arrested pol pot or some shit
What even
My wifi doesnt really reach my kitchen @stark torrent
i think
thee got a chris's on a guy just now
same spot
back to back
mfs farming chris heir
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pufferfish "ooough" meme
headshot
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these be the ppl who know all time where u at n shi
would you be suprised if i told you he had 500 hours and kappa + story
absolutely not
cheaters
have no idea
how to build a gun
this guy had like
700 hours
and defending his ll 17 buddy
I cant wait to snipe across the lake on woods 
So how much is the IP of Tarkov worth estimation wise? 50 Million? 100 Million?
It drops in price every day

god i fucking love jams!!
it always happens in favor of the biggest pedophiles ever
aswell
todays been terrible
w speed
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i dont think they used to be this easy
Ye that shit happens to me when I'm most annoyed aswell
revised attempt 2 kit
Straight up die to bullshi my char tweaks while dying then game gives error crash n boom
And then client also logs out for no reason
Tilt maxx
good luck king
Why not bring a 5.56 tho isnt that what all of bd have
Why the naked ak? Attachment swap for durability?
I'd recommend putting a canted sight on it just in case
@ancient marsh forsen beat the record 
GGs go next
yea
i got it this second try
second ak helped as well as extra mags
i dont like those guns
i didnt even start crafting an extra key thats how confident i had it on try 2
granted
was very sketchy with glukhar and the bd wallbanging the FUCK out of me
besides i have so much 545 and the 60s are cheap
@fast garden
gigabeef video , look in comments, chevalier knight
at this point fucking nuke this fucking retard
He actually makes a good point though
heartbreaking. the worst person you know just made a great point
again the main strength is the ammo
the meta rounds i think this patch is unironically 5.45
because u can just get a lot of it doing nothing but using ur eyes , guns are cheap and have no recoil
the NLs made sure of that
545 has always been pretty solid after the additon of the ak12
the NLs just really did it in
esp with all the map ammo spawn buffs
Edmund McMillen shaking hands with Hitler
Ok but idk pbp could use maybe 2 more pen
Like it's really bad
Everytime I used it was hitcount sim
most "best" smg rounds are garbage
"39 pen is barely usable"
Yes. Thats the point. Its a small slow stubby pistol round.
No
The 4.6 fmj is actually really good mp7 is super good
how are people arguing 9mm should be stronger than a rifle round
Doesnt one shot class 4 helmet like pbp*
m80 has 43 pen , pbp has 39
it shouldnt be the same price as similar rifle rounds tho lmfao
Sure
Yeah 45 ap can get a price reduction
that right there is the biggest issue with smg rounds
Did it get nerfed or only on arena?
they rebuffed it in arena afaik
pbp got like 51 dmg in arena

Mp7 only good smg
Sr2m is okay ig
The p90 bullets feel bugg4d
Bugged
Every time I use p90 it doesn't ever kill
Properly
yeah , and honorable mention to RIP 45 Vector
but thats more of a rat gun , pushing with it is not that good on regular tarkov maps where there is cover everywhere
U mostly get to shoot ppls heads anyway cause that's literally one hitbox you always see
Legs u can't always rely to see
SMGs should be available earlier and cheaper overall since they lose to an average rifle
however with the recent recoil nerfs again, they do feel good to use at least recoil wise
dogshit devs nerfing guns again
well thats just a lie
Last time I had sp6 unlocked it was 1009 ruble or something like that
And pbp costs 1.2k
No?
Oh mb
1505 a bullet isn't even that expensive considering
U pay way more with crafts
Nowadays
For gunpowders
mp7 feels great to use
brought it as a sidearm when doing sbih and shit
they fear the power of the bay 5 mp7 demon
obv the mp7 feels great it came free with your only ammo thats reasonably priced for smgs
test drive 2 really made me realise how utterly dogshit 9mm is
bc i never used it after like week 1 or 2 of previous wipes
Ye 9mm is cheeks
i've been enjoying the ak308 last few days
it's grown on me heaps
it would be criminal not to use my vast stockpile of m80a1
They nerfed the living shit out of them, they are extremely easy now
Ragebait successful
I'm more concerned
on why facebook gives me updates
for a page I dont follow
or have liked
at ANY point
doesnt say sponsored
doesnt say "you may like"
its straight up something ON MY FEED I'm not following or anything
Just install the game and play man
Run down the stairs in concordia statue sim mp5 man kills me first shot in the throat
Yet Hitler still invaded Russia in the Winter
He always pushed forward
what does have to do with my exfils thing
ran aross entirety of lighthouse
no pmcs
cancer man
the big buff ass pmc is 100% a twink
the guy who has killed like hundreds of people is 100% a twink bro trust go near him and ask to fuck
Eft discord is actual cancer
Its just retards like that and same 3-4 mods dickriding each other
y do i feel like
90% of eft discord
doesnt even play eft
theyll do anything but play the actual game
and if they do they 5 man
with 1 mandatory cheater in their team
bro
the thought of getting on tarkov
kills me
bro fuckin stole the clue emote
thank me atleast




@viral egret ill actually be on like 5 hours from now
on GOD

5 hours
ill remember to ping u
ill be on in 4 realistically
if u dont hop on a muslim will push a
the gypsies are on their way to fuck you
i almost said another word

throw a coin they all go for it
just like rhe
big Js
HOI GAUYS
PESTILEY EAH
i hope the black flag remaster or whatever it is is good
pls dont block me
:(

@viral egret if ur on rn i can do 1 or 2 raids before i gtg
then ill be back in a few hours

boom
holy fuck 300 m995
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I FORGOTTTTT

i was scav
cant even play this game
@little flame
HOLY BOSH
HAD 60 FPS OR UNDER
CUZ WIKI WAS USING
6 GIGS
TARKOV WIKI


dogshit retard game
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this peek is so riddiculous lmao
actually unfun
@stark torrent
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????????????????

THIS GAME IS A FUCKING JO0KE
JOKE
THEY ARE SO BAD
CHEATING AND HORRIBLE
56a1
btw
proves how dogshit this caliber is
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icant PLAY WITH THIS GOOFY GUY BRO
IM DOING DECONTAMINATION LMAO
@ancient marsh @stark torrent
p!cryon
good raid?
Cryon: "What if I'm retarded?" 
pls bro
ill give u head
no homo

One would rather put their hand in a garbage disposal and turn it on than play tarkov
n0
ANY MAP
cuh
just had to fend off 5 rapists
barely lived
asshole untouched
@compact knoll
@fast garden will get on the ZUBR boat and the Captain will be Hatsune Miku
Screen goes black then his PMC wakes up in his 2x2 Tokyo Apartment , late for his 14 hour shift

@viral egret bombaclart im home in like 30 sorry
Holy fuvking timing
Lmao
Fucking*
yee sorry gotta pick up package
Peak fuckin song
Gladiators, as part of the playtest in #TarkovArena, we’ve temporarily adjusted the TeamFight mode!
Our team has reworked the timing of all key match phases to make rounds more dynamic and reduce downtime between fights.
● Key changes:
- The Capture Point now appears 20–40 seconds after the gates open, depending on the Arena size.
- The Cleanup Crew spawns 60 seconds after the Capture Point appears.
- The Poison phase begins 20 seconds after the Cleanup Crew enters the field.
- Total round duration (from gate opening to Poison activation) has been reduced from 155 seconds to 90 seconds.
● Additional changes:
- TeamFight no longer has class restrictions within a team.
- Capture time has been reduced to 7 seconds (except on the “Bowl” map).
- Capture speed now scales with the number of players involved, similar to the CheckPoint mode.
💰 During the event, all TeamFight rewards are increased by 50% (including BattlePass XP).
⏰ The playtest will run until May 12, 10:00 BST / 5:00 AM EDT.
We’re looking forward to your feedback in the comments — your input may shape the future of the mode.
“Event”
@viral egret home in 10
alrprob gonna play some mc tho
brr
liiiisten ive been palying tarkov nostop for a week
gotta get in some other games before i become mentally ill
pussy
in a bit
xal wont be here nor blood
probably max 4-5 ppl
6 if we get unc pheer in
whats wrong
afraid to have fun
that aswell
ears
ishowspeed and itookspeed
? 
he just be doin shit
accidentally opened his stream yesterday
he was in some chocolate shop
and they were helping him to make his own or something
but its so weird how he walks around these places
spawn in
late spawn
check mvd
retard crouchwalking in bushes making 0 noise insta head ears me
we need to start executions more
6k hours player with altyn
minus fps as well
i even forgot i have that too
2 headshots
first i bounced m61
with blueberry
horrible game btw
but i rotated around he couldnt of known where i was but he somehow knows
curious huh

More like after 30 instead of after 25
The tarkov tv bingo card
The bottom middle one has me dead

How many times have we heard that exasperated comment from nikita
the 2 weeks of drama after they show smth is funny af
u gonna be free?
Tmr yea
shits like LV 8K USD shirt
replace middle with nikita vaping please

just gonna say it if nikita isnt wearing some expensive ass shirt the tarkov TV is ai generated
this ones funny
doctor disrespect
Didnt they add a peanut cosmetic
and that dude last played tarkov like a year ago or some shit

peanut loool
also mazoni
6 months
i was off by half the amount
but the reason he was playing is a streamer tournament so we dont count that 
peanut got his streamer item , didnt play again
too busy private texting minors on twitch and not getting banned for it

probably someone with like 30 viewers
P6 3kd?
Might upgrade to three digits
No

what?
from basmach
holy fuck
sme guy pushed into kaban and sniper scav insta tapped him

best streets raid of my life oat
loot all of kaban, loot kaban he has taiga and security key, go chek15 bitcoin and some other goop, all for me, loot the pmc i kill in chek 15 and the guy who got obliterated by vss sniper scav, loot chek 13 and airdrop at expo and exfil

70kg with max strength
spawn relax go look out instantly kill a pmc
yo chap
can i join u
off spawn too
i can give u this guys whole kit
@stark torrent did u watch new the boys ep
yea
would be cool if they dont
truege
jump a fence get headshot midair
chaplain gets shot thru the windows
ggwp
@next temple
ye
lol
lmao even
probably cheating cause 80 achievements 2.5kd
this guy is js locked in
made 8mil today

wtf did they do to rogues man
what
they prefire gun u down shoot me through 3 tents like leave me tf alone to find this shitty usb stick
no
gg
forced to famr.bosses
isny it likr 2m or smth xp per lv too
79 is max attainable
something like 84 mil xp
quests break at 70
games full of these losers today
tryna perfect nade me 24/7
after he runs out of nades he just peek insta taps me
kill killa and run to tagilla
hear movement while im repacking sitting still
this slow peeks me
his class 3 helm bounced my round and he shot me in the eyes
games borderline unplayable today
every night mac posting 13 profiles minimum
ong fr fr no cap no cap
birdeye shot with ak50 on woods, pieces of skull found on customs
@fast garden hop on twin
playing with someone else rn
traitor
Good kills

imma make my whole personality based on the 900 usd CPU i bought to run this shit game
i have a r5600 in my desk i forgot about it lol
https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2052274733115416949 @ancient marsh @keen sparrow
Its true
not doing bad for just sorta casually going for him while playing the map
tomorrow flea market visit to see what they got
woahhh tarkov reference dudeeee
@stark torrent @fast garden
bro couldn't focus

@stark torrent @compact knoll https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg5gEiCHwp8
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it's even WORSE than i thought holy shit
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what is this...
@fast garden
bro I AM LITERALLY GETTING MOTION SICKNESS
yeah if u use an LPVO
its ggs
Wait what , so instead of fixing the headset bug , they made it a feature
lol hahahahaha
i guess they have to justify the arena cosmetics
Nikita said he made it with another guy
oh wow nice
Armor Rebalance in Arena
Assault will now be able to absorb more damage, while Scout receives a specially configured Class 6 plate with unique characteristics.
Enforcer can now equip laser devices on all available weapons.

hip fire RPD
with ADAD spam
@stark torrent https://youtu.be/Fg5gEiCHwp8?si=hBtfYY3OTNol22Tu&t=683
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bro LOOOOOOOOKA
i am actually getting a bit sick
Nobody was there to tell the boss no.
only realistically ok change i think
mai ap aks just bite the curb
Tier 6 scout lmfao


ets stands for escape from test server cuz its so fucking dogshit
disgusting anims
killed this retard on reserve how is this guy p6 12k hours and he plays like absolute retard
bro was sitting middle of the hallway strafing while crouching
like how retarded r u man
literal jumpscared me and still lost
actual burgertown
@stark torrent get on tarkov
u told me to get on earlier
get on u fat fuck
i played with ph33r my dailies are not done yet
I thought you said you did your dailies in one Last Hero.

i meant they did not reset
i think in 2 hr
but we can do more i need tokens if u want
Oh, you were playing Arena just for the love of the game 

bro the goons
oh my lord
im doing snowball
i go shoreline goon spawn
oh nobody is here
i go towards port and theyre just in the forest insta beaming me

RAHHH?
if women are evil, why did you become one?

game is borderline unplayable
genuienly
having these kinda piss cancer animals on interchange while i only need 1 kill to go do snowball on maps without these pedo cheaters
600 hour account btw
night interchange

insane also how these cheaters conveniently never have hitreg on them too
perfectly tracked him mid air no hitreg
You know where u find more killa cheaters than day interchange?
on night
i guess ill try day then but i dunno like it seems the same to me
i did it with artyom i think we did 5 raids together at night it was gg
everyone shoots perfectly in the dark
ye like its borderline unplayable
disgusting shit
@stark torrent @compact knoll @remote fox @fast garden bro im undraftable from this clip alone 😭
(dont mind the video in the background)
What is that audio? Lesbian porn?

lowtiergod playing street fighter 6 and crying
insert AI image of charlie kirk listening to a foot
if you didn't understand
first javelin missile hits a building and falls down to the ground
second hits an electrical post and explodes and kills me and teammates
Its not even borderline
Night interchang is grim
ye i mean what can u do
everytime i play everyone knows where killa is
and runs straight to him
had a svd guy with 1.5k hours peek me like hes a god and then next raid hes again shooting killa
bro lowtiergod now being a hypocrite as well
1 min in the raid with his loud svd
every time anyone criticizes him - they are sexually obssessed with him
this is like the 5th time ive heard him call street fighter 6 "street tyler1"
because tyler1 got a good rank or something, and apparently he doesnt deserve it i guess?
most bought account
ive ever seen
29 achievements with 6k hours is like piss low bro
guy knows everything
thorax throat cause y not
while im wearing an altyn on first peek like sure man
gonna be complaining all day if im forced to play this shitty map
gotta pull up on the mexican super server for a glimmer of hope i dont get a pedophile on interchange
this mf dosent run a windows license
paying microslop for dogshit ai impregnated OS is insane
at midnight for me on eu servers
dead silent
some of the easiest killas ever bc theres zero other people on the map
was wonderful
true
Ivanko finishes his last shift at the ammo factory guess what is he gonna do when he comes back home
ye and that ivanko absolute retard 20 iq monkey says
"BUT I EARNED MY MONEY SO I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT!!'
after he buys burgeraim on 50% discount and rage cheats
why is it that sr3ms are the guns that are coming back to me most in insurance
whats that about
i love buying ammo
thee comeeeeeeeeee
i am doing my warmup raids
i want to try to quickly get some kills as well as i have a daily for 6 pmcs that gives a yellow card
sir that is 200k
there are other rewards in it too its like a 700k daily
the more arts this guy makes, the more sexual it gets
i swear
i was there to witness the pipeline
10 min queue
to fight
20 players
on killa
everyone running at him everyone knows
where he is
like man holy shit
we need that for completing escort
pdo tv
is titan aiframe
it was the death shadow myb
the one from peacekeeper works fine
TARKOV TV PROMOCODES -
POWERMOVE
EAGLEEYE
CARGOSHIP
HOTDROP
ECHOBELLI
yea
Damirka cosplaying as average Labs gargoyle
god forbid bro
caught
tarkov tv discussion points so far -
new onboarding features to help newer players, gps? task item guide dot for when you are near quest items.
reworks for quests and rewards from quests, seems large scope but wasnt touched on beyond saying they had plans
icebreaker soon, not yet
bsg making singleplayer game on mobile based on tarkov
and console version, trying to find another company to make the port
new event after stream. small on customs
reduced prestige requirements for 1-4
unheard on steam
unheard can wear usec clothing on bear, and bear on usec
new bonuses for the different editions, xp bonuses? etc
large event on shoreline in may, icebreaker may (after he said no estimate on launch) icebreaker teaser
twitch drop campaign in may (it is may???)
in june, large event and gameplay overhaul for lighthouse, maybe expansion, nikita aware no one likes ts
launch of in game store soon, not having to go to website to buy stuff etc, using tarcoins in raids or bought with money to buy cosmetics?
event on factory much later
streets optimization later
july, seasonal system and characters, maybe sooner KORD BREACH season 1
black division clothes from season 1
team helmet cams?
refer a friend
new map interactive mechanics, like code keypads on icebreaker
new content like weapons coming with seasonal patch
QBZ-191, has its own unique ammo
anti cheat developments
after july, new woods event called wild wild woods
fsr4.0 later this year
more events, big halloween.
they want to maintain a weekly event system
2 new maps? will be introduced as events
underground nuclear powerplant map, end of line, trailer
guncyclopedia, free game to test guns
scav life dlc, clan system
second season, ally healing and knockout mechanics
rework of non aggro ai behavior
special containers that contain gear presets
ability to skip prestiege requirements for some large ingame payments
animated mag loading and transparent mags
trader and hideout rebalance
free pve weekend
night raid overhaul
and hideout
all scavs are guards
they need to add a desert map bro
fuck you cockrider
Xal build: Allergic to greens. 
Nikita is a snot, Nikita is a snot, Nikita is a snot.
-#
Translated from :flag_sa: Arabic to :flag_gb: English
theyre adding revive?
are they genuienly retarded
solo play is already completly utter abysmal dogshit
-continuation of tarkov tv- (character limit)
visual rework of commando rigs, unique reskin for killas
-arena-
new gamemode, nikita suggests it has a lot of mechanics to it that are unique
arena optimizations
arena plans for summer, tutorial systems
overhauled dailies and weeklies
reworked eft locations as arena maps
new checkpoint location, the one we tested
overhauled blastgang and ranked returns
telegram channel for arena
weird labs(?) map for arena
-AIRWINGMARINE QUESTIONS-
syncing issues for arena-planned fix
they scrapped adjustable rigs, maybe on hold but unlikely
no plans to change health mechanics
m249, modeled, maybe nearly ready
the devs leaving were disconnected from workflow for some time, no effect on development
new devblog videos soon
chonicles of rhyzy maybe, maybe not anymore. depends on how they want to take the story. they are waiting to see how the HBO show plays out
seasonal character will be entirely seperate. no matched achivements or prestige either it seems
nikita will maybe use less timegates, they wanted to prolong progression for streamers to not spoil for everyone
-chat questions-will omit retarded questions-
HALLOWEEN WILL HAVE ZOMBIES
hit reg will be worked on
end of line will have lots of people, icebreaker will have few pmcs
mod support ""planned""
radiation will be on icebreaker, my guess also in the new other map that is a npp
merch store being worked on
NO PRESTIEGE ON SEASONAL CHAR, but the comment made nikita think about it. maybe it will happen
beer with buddies in hideoout for scav life dlc, smoke cigs, play card games etc in a seperate hideout for scav
fuck the arena, made pve great again
mw1 prologue
one of the most influential games of all time starts with cpt price aura farming
🤓 “acktually”
?

dubs
Gopnik
are yall watching tarkov tv in vc or smth
Yes
suicid
standard edition -20% xp
nikita 500$ cocksucker believer edition +600% xp
arent u eod
Yeah, but still.
i think im the only standard chud in the entier group
im standard too
but genuienly i dont understand
how some russians n shit
get to pay 200 dollars for unheard
or whatever
bro like thats ur whole salary
bro
snowball is so fucking aids why is there a random 3 man
retard burger marines bro
Streamer 
boo hoo broke friend
yeah its cheaters and hell kits
some poor level 11 was hiding in a container
bro was just watching
so glukhar spawns at dorms thats interesting

all scavs spawn with glukhar guard loadout 
cuz they arent scavs they are guards
p!cryon
yeah i just noticed after seeing in the menu
gg discord
whats that
An Ak-74 w/ an F2000 default built it scope
Thats actually very well thought out, i can’t even hate
yea im very excited for it
it will be something very fresh
prob big red
pretty sure thats big red
though, customs has like 20 warehouses like warehouse 17 (was it named that?)
nol matter what server i go theres always some weird pedo cheater
god gamer
guy plays on DUBAI NIGHT
on interchange
bro you HAVE CHEATS my brother in christ
run it down on auto eu fucking retard
dude also porn acts with grenades as if he doesnt see killa as a red box on his screen
the better question is why are you
im tryna do snowball

and im stuck on interchange
cause i swear he didnt spawn 5 raids in a row
and when he spawns 500 hour demon playing on 10 min queues farming killa tracksuit WITH CHEATS
like damn bro
im doing it cause i dont have anything better 2 do
i despise how dogshit tracksuit looks too
predator shirt looks better
and has more aura
tracksuit looks 144p
- every map other than interchange been a dream
for killing the boss cause nobody cares about any other boss
same guy killed me btw
no hitreg no nothing
dubais not it ngl gng
fr fr ong
YE THATS WHAT IM SAYING BRO INTERCHANGE RN IS UNPLAYANLE
i got 10/13 snowball rn i need gluhar partizan and zriayachi
its been a dream since i escaped one time interchange
its normally not bad at all but since tarkov tv theres a lot of fresh accs






