💣tarkov-released

[fast garden]

They really need to adjust ammo stats for eft

Some of the smg ammo buffs should come to eft

[remote fox]

Lighthouse.

[viral egret]

has players

[fast garden]

Same with those slugs

[viral egret]

on reserve i deadass don't see don't hear anyone fighting ever

unless its glucose farmers

doesnt help having alot of ppl sitting/camping d2 making the player count lower too

im not xiao ming so i cant snipe d2 guy thru the floor

[ancient marsh]

Like the two pen nerf on .45 ap? Lol

[viral egret]

who even uses .45 ap in main game

[fast garden]

They recently buffed them

[ancient marsh]

Make ap 20 have 40 pen and its enough

30 for . 50

[fast garden]

No one after it got nerfed

[viral egret]

real

.45 rip is better than .45 ap

dunno what argument im maing there

[cyan garnet]

obviously fuckhead

[ancient marsh]

HEY

[compact knoll]

streets for sbih was mega canncer

i did it with SRO i think

and the lever

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/reaction-meme-image-fruit-7TqDfr0EN8mnMguHOz

Fuck Skier and Luka

[viral egret]

guy with akm

clears all of glukhar

and vanishes

he has NOTHING BUT AK

clipped it all

and i got him ggwp

how tf did he bounce m80a1 with a tanker helmet

[stark torrent]

he didnt u didnt hit headshot man

u always say this

p!cryon

[torpid sparrow]

@viral egret ⠀

[viral egret]

i saw the sparks but he didnt see me

i just tapped him again

he cleared all of glukhara with a stock akm wtf

actual gamer

my longest sniper shot ever

i wanna see his stats cause dude was a gamer

2k hours

[little flame]

Every time

Lmao

@viral egret im home in like 30 min

Or 40

[fast garden]

something about these prices

[viral egret]

aight

trying to finish up my sbih today

[fast garden]

sbih🥀

get fucked @viral egret

[ancient marsh]

Go to bed old man

[fast garden]

its 8 am

[viral egret]

im in raid bro

[compact knoll]

bro just woke up

and is aleady on tarkov

[fast garden]

uh, yeah

whats new with this channel

[viral egret]

not alot i guess

idk wh looted these raiders but he left a hexgrid

[ancient marsh]

Good morning my valid queen

[viral egret]

oh im using a raider gun no wonder i didnt kill the guy

died at exfil

still got out with a keycards holder

[little flame]

@viral egret join vc

[fast garden]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/mDvjeFMizDakvJTxt?utm_source=discord&utm_content=share_message&v=esrCdAfgy0Di9z

@viral egret @ancient marsh

[stark torrent]

i hate cryon

[glacial haven]

mandatory mention

[stark torrent]

We have increased the daily transfer limits for Roubles and GP Coins between #EscapefromTarkov and #TarkovArena.

From EFT: Arena to EFT PvP Zone & PvE Zone

● Ryzhy Edition

• Rouble transfer limit increased from 750,000 to 1,500,000;
• GP Coin transfer limit increased from 250 to 350.

● Standard

• Rouble transfer limit increased from 500,000 to 1,000,000;
• GP Coin transfer limit increased from 250 to 350.

Transfer limits for the PvP & PvE zones are calculated separately.

From EFT PvP Zone to EFT: Arena

● EoD / TuE

• Rouble transfer limit increased from 750,000 to 1,500,000.

● Standard / LB / PfE

• Rouble transfer limit increased from 500,000 to 1,000,000.

Item transfers from the PvE Zone to EFT: Arena are not available.

[fast garden]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov-arena/clips/mDHInWixYHp_jH683?utm_source=discord&utm_content=share_message&v=esrV2YeYM-HQ1s
what buff is this?

[compact knoll]

so we are slow walking corners

[viral egret]

@little flame im back

[fast garden]

this was the one game where i was testing if covert movement levels across arena to eft

it doesnt

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/tel-aviv-netanyahu-dont-laugh-6a2vS79qxyn80YZCfv

[ancient marsh]

why is he gassy

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/RockstarEnergy-fuel-rockstar-energy-rockstarenergy-B3Skn2Wp9Bu7UVvWiK

[stark torrent]

Transferred 250 gp coins today
BSG updates the limit to 350
Look again to transfer 100 more
It shows i have already transferred 350 gps

[tulip rampart]

based

thats my boy mrvn cheating to kill all campers

[viral egret]

strongest stormtrooper on reserve

2 hitcount total

i shot another 4 times after this

[fast garden]

use a real sniper moron

[blazing basin]

idk hom much drop the bullets have, but the sight wasn't on the guy on the last 2 shots

[viral egret]

yeah i know

its not bulletdrop

mxlr has so much MOA at that range i couldve hit him by aiming at the floor

[blazing basin]

Kirk'ed him here

[viral egret]

nope

he lived

[fast garden]

bober

[fast garden]

that was a clean miss sir

[blazing basin]

sight was on him at least

[viral egret]

it hit the corner

not his head

[tulip rampart]

i mean tbf that was poorly aimed aim at like his head

respectfully

[viral egret]

yeah i am impatient

especially bc that guy knew i was there for ages

dude was also greeding so

i wasnt really expecting to hit anything with the marlin

[fast garden]

please just use t5000 or something cryon

[viral egret]

i am going with a m700

i did learn my leson

i suck at pushing instead i will camp until the pmc gets in my 5 degree sightline

[fast garden]

beta cuck sniper m700

cringe ass corny sniper

[viral egret]

3/5 reserve
die to cheater

[tulip rampart]

did u die rn at rbst

i killed 2 ppl

like right as soon as u said that before

[viral egret]

no

i dont play US servers

atleast im assuming ur US

[tulip rampart]

im eu

[viral egret]

i died at the one sniper tower that can see tits

and school

[tulip rampart]

aaaaaaaaah

[viral egret]

idk i saw a 4 man

if i was good enoughi couldve finished shooter 8 and sbih on reserve

but 200 hour timmy from their group w/ a eotech sniped me

[cyan garnet]

Bro use a dvl or some shit

[tulip rampart]

the mxlr is although very good for cqb

i had a lot of luck

[viral egret]

scav shoots me thru the floor

glukhar and the train start pushing my building

[tulip rampart]

ye thats the most annoying part of reserve'

gluhar and his fuckboys being always where u tryna go

[compact knoll]

wrong

m700 is the best

[ancient marsh]

T5000 is just a worse m700

T5k starts at like 7 kill btw lmao

7 kilo

[fast garden]

cryon has max strength

he can use it

it teleports bullets to people

i like it

[ancient marsh]

Doesnt affect Evo ergo

Gun will still drain arm Stam quickly

[fast garden]

ergo doesnt really matter if you are gonna be prone on a roof

[ancient marsh]

The 5000 in T5000 refers to the amount of years it takes to ads witg

[viral egret]

its fine man it doesntm atter what gun im using iprobably wont hit unless hes standing still

holy shit

i turned a corner and a scav headshot me

its not even a glukhar guard its a nromal scav

soul kicked out of my body

what??

bro just pierced my plates and went for the soul

[keen sparrow]

Bro needs elite bolt action skill

[compact knoll]

T5000 keeps the scope on target when you jerk the bolt

That's the only good thing about it

[ancient marsh]

So does the m700 at max mastery

Which one should have from farming bolty skill on arena

[compact knoll]

You farmed bolty skill at arena?

[keen sparrow]

Mastery =/= skill

[compact knoll]

Have you considered doing tarkov shooter part 8?

[keen sparrow]

Top loading the SVT while ads’d because max mastery looks goofy af, i love it

[ancient marsh]

Yes its very fast

[ancient marsh]

Takes too long

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/kirk-charlie-kirk-jackpot-i-just-hit-the-jackpot-gif-10696041810059244445

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/paige-deadlock-paige-deadlock-valve-the-sopranos-gif-3398372692086269718

@fast garden come stream for me

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/ragebaited-ragebait-rage-bait-rage-baited-guaracord-gif-1491053584965813827

[remote fox]

Light her on fire

[native crypt]

While listening to light my fire

[keen sparrow]

Who let her outside

[fast garden]

posted image

hand bug visible

god bless

[stark torrent]

Lead Game Designer leaves BSG

It's starting

[remote fox]

https://tenor.com/view/omniman-gif-26206182

[spark coral]

never was a good game

flies leave shit to find another pile of shit

[ancient marsh]

Whose alt are you

You can tell me

[spark coral]

you smell like a jew

[ancient marsh]

Is that good or bad

[spark coral]

dunno whats the stalker gamma political affiliation

[compact knoll]

just hate the jews

cant miss

the left and the right will both love you

[spark coral]

the left and the right love jews

all roads lead to israel

[viral egret]

i died to my own nade what??

it BOUNCED ON AIR

bro

AND I CANT SEE WHERE IT LANDED EITHER

there is NO NADE

and I STILL DIED

[fast garden]

cant wait to see this clip

[viral egret]

im not posting the clip i didnt get it in time

i died and i alt tabbed immediately to type out 27 paragraphs

[compact knoll]

congratulation on 3 months of HRT

[viral egret]

bro how did the nade bounjce on the pillar and come back into the little hallway between playground and main mall

physics working at its hardest to kill me

[short cove]

Develop eft for 9 years

Game drops

The big exodus starts

[tulip rampart]

when u tryna shoot mfs

but ur gun is on semi

[fast garden]

kaban guard named goyim

[calm pollen]

Boo womp

[tulip rampart]

this guy is cheating his dick off

i jumped off a window and he literally 180 aim lock 1 tapped me mid air while him and his friend was running after tryna shoot me through rb-mp21 wall

killed me again next raid same behavior

i close in on his friend he just one taps me

prolly carry boosting

his friend always runs he always just turns around one taps

[fast garden]

5k hr tracksuit snowball p4

grim

[fast garden]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/mE2X3J8CX2sY3nbls?utm_source=discord&utm_content=share_message&v=etQPiGLZRjfpQR

[stark torrent]

seeing a streamers ragequit and cry on stream cause he died to a 10k hour "rat" is funny man

like this guy says he is good at the game but crashes out when he w shifts randomly into a guy , like shit man , is this ur first time or what

if u crash out at this point go play smth else moron , he has 29 viewers and says everyone streamsnipes and cheats him

get a job neighbour

Next raid , he spawns far away from black card office on Labs , still rushes it with no concern , dies to camper

ofc there is a guy there u didnt spawn there first , at least expect someone in there

[tulip rampart]

who

[stark torrent]

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2764073631

at 05:25 he dies to the guy and crashes out

he played it badly there , he ego pushed while having no limbs , bleeding and in a straight corridor

the rat stopped being a rat when he didnt kill him

[tulip rampart]

also left hand peek like cmoooooon

[stark torrent]

arright enough reddit the worms are waking up

[cyan garnet]

Interchange is legit the only map ive ever seen speed hackers flying into ultra like homelander

And 1 on customs

[native crypt]

I've seen them on reserve to

Labs is a given

[cyan garnet]

[native crypt]

Called one a funny word one time and was killed for it

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/worried-scared-oh-no-stop-it-fearful-gif-12534009

[native crypt]

Called him a neighbor and a friend 😊

[tulip rampart]

i did a whole loot run on reserve

and someone flew to me

at the extract

after 30 mins of looting

to kill me

this was a couple wipes ago tho

[keen sparrow]

Lol someone else’s pic. Some of these are cool and then most are like ass-vomit

I fux with the zebra mjolnir

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/why-are-you-why-are-you-gay-pepe-julian-who-is-gay-you-are-gay-gif-15004128

[little flame]

Just got to the doctors and my doctor’s name is like ahmed yasub yasab or some retarded shit

Im

[keen sparrow]

Doctor is a star wars character

[soft coral]

ahh isee

we're back with posting complete bullshit

[soft coral]

doctor by day
the prophet mohammad by night

[stark torrent]

Hahahaha

Kids asked me why i laugh gg

[keen sparrow]

You know it buddy

[little flame]

Lmaooo

Its fucking real though im scared bro

[keen sparrow]

Tell them

[little flame]

Im gonna get raped

Death by ahmed

[keen sparrow]

“What do you mean i need a colonoscopy, i’m not even 40 yet?!”

https://tenor.com/view/gloves-on-im-ready-lets-do-this-glove-doctor-gif-15313441

[little flame]

[soft coral]

Woah woahhhhh WOAHHHHHHHHH

[little flame]

[soft coral]

its too early for this shit its barely 10am

[little flame]

9 am here bro

Im not ready

[soft coral]

and mfs already talm bout getting g 🍇 ed

can we chill

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/boondocks-bootywarrior-gif-4995874

[little flame]

[soft coral]

can't win with fellers like these

@stark torrent opaa....

ad in the form of a movie

[remote fox]

Y-Y-YAKUB?!

[little flame]

Was a woman, was her middle name

Rofl

[low iris]

i noticed theres like only a few white doctors near me

its all asians and brown people

nothing wrong with that but its like

im in a higher end area

and when i was in the worse spot there were a lot more white doctors and black doctors

[little flame]

Lmao

[low iris]

in comparison

[little flame]

[low iris]

its like 50/50 ngyuen, tran or smth else

like 90% asian

[little flame]

Lmaoo

[low iris]

lowkey california is kinda like a little asia

socal is like mexicans though

but middle of the state and norcal its a mix between asians whites and blacks

its probably white families not being able to afford to live in this state same with the gang banger blacks

NOTE I SAID GANG BANGER ONES

THE NORMAL ONES ARE FINE

[flat breach]

Jarvis, remove his scrotum

[low iris]

it should be a study where like except for homeless people most thugish people are gone

and i think its simply because rent for a 3-4 bedroom here is 2500

[flat breach]

It wasn't even related, we're snipping ya at random

[low iris]

I see, i appreciate the honesty

https://tenor.com/view/beria-stalin-death-of-stalin-berias-list-ussr-gif-22409958

Gamma mods be like

[little flame]

Done at doctors hope i never gotta do that again

[little flame]

@viral egret ill be on tarkov in 2 hours ish

[viral egret]

al

r

[soft coral]

r

[little flame]

R

[hardy jacinth]

p!cryon

[torpid sparrow]

@viral egret ⠀

[little flame]

who are u bro

[hardy jacinth]

tourist

[compact knoll]

You arent allowed to dog on cryon

[hardy jacinth]

something something peacekeeper level 4

[viral egret]

4 more

who tf runs full lshz black helmet

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/w3xMaIUVmtY?si=wLu6rnJH2UXWLIcp

[viral egret]

shot at him three times, missed twice

he didnt hear once

[little flame]

@viral egret join vc

[little flame]

lmao

[little flame]

cryon sniped him

[viral egret]

@fast garden

[keen sparrow]

Y’all ever fart so forceful and hard that the resulting air vacuum claps shut your colon walls with the force of a hydraulic press and it hurts to sit down for like 5 minutes?

[next temple]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExaTZ6bHY0NDY2ZDF4dmtqazUyanMwZzVxeDM2bTcwMHNrY3BhZGg3dSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/QBUhSIzyhhjblKrEud/giphy.gif

[keen sparrow]

I learned today that Australia’s weather is 3 modes and in a very specific repeating pattern. Drought, Floods, Rat plague. Over and over again.

Drought flood rats drought flood rats drought flood rats

[flat breach]

I think people call that hemorrhoids

[keen sparrow]

I’ve had those once

Comes with only shiting once a week (i reeally should see a specialist about that)

[blazing basin]

I thought its from straining hard

when youre dehydrated

[keen sparrow]

You think i don’t strain hard from pushing out a week’s worth of shit everytime i shit?

[blazing basin]

I

have no idea

[keen sparrow]

They’re literally the size of my forearm everytime

[blazing basin]

no fiber + no water

[keen sparrow]

And it’s been like this since i was about 7 or 8 years old

[blazing basin]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-crazy-12--k01KQW1CXV4M580X8HKK4J905WS

[stark torrent]

@fast garden @ancient marsh @compact knoll

Worse than Cryon ?

[viral egret]

this when its in the best it can be rn

meanwhile i played when matchign took more than 10 min sometimes

[hallow stream]

he has a glass half full take honestly

if you dont know that these developers cant program for shit and thats the actual reason matchmaking takes long then you would obviously think the game is dead based off of the matchmaking times alone

[ancient marsh]

never seen someone get diffed by the settings screen

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh come my royal jester

[ancient marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1056150820036550686/1150500491621580800/2_5357087763130747030.gif

he-he-he-hell naw

not staying alone with your freaky ass

[compact knoll]

@remote fox come gey man

[remote fox]

Busy.

[glacial haven]

Xalrider screaming that he needs an adult whenever everyone leaves and he's alone with artyom

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/lock-locking-the-door-door-lock-hand-locking-door-door-gif-27329780

artem as soon as the last person leaves

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh @fast garden

rare diamond W

[compact knoll]

well thats new

get in vc mann

@ancient marsh join

[viral egret]

i joined for emotional support but the creature started screeching again

gonna finishing cooking and ill join vc after

[keen sparrow]

Are you babysitting or have pet birds?

[ancient marsh]

does anyone have a clue wtf hes talking about

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/the-gang-dines-out-charlie-dennis-its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-gif-15873300

[stark torrent]

i got banned there so i cant tell

paracord urself xal

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/benjamin-netanyahu-בנימיןנתניהו-בינינתניהו-reaction-נתניהו-gif-16464717

[stark torrent]

@granite coral what is a seasoned merchant

[granite coral]

Listen here, you absolute waste of genetic material. You actually have the audacity to crawl out of whatever gutter you spawned in just to ask me what a fucking seasoned merchant is?

It is someone who has been trading for long enough to know how to spot a goddamn idiot like you from a mile away and fleece you of every last cent you have. It means they are experienced, they have seen every pathetic scam and desperate trick in the book, and they have the spine to tell you to fuck off instead of holding your hand through a basic transaction.

They are the people who actually know how to run a business while you are busy drooling on yourself asking stupid questions that a toddler could answer. Now get the hell out of my sight before I lose my patience and tell you exactly how worthless your existence is.

[cyan garnet]

eft discord full of gimp cunts

[tulip rampart]

LOL

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/881010554007851133/1300805924646289478/attachment.gif

[cyan garnet]

[cyan garnet]

Nikita where is the ammo

[ancient marsh]

not the prey fov setup

[compact knoll]

🤫

[ancient marsh]

had a bad game

so what

[fast garden]

Huh?

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/house-house-md-huh-hugh-laurie-gif-5750615313035362070

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/confused-nick-young-lkdH8FmImcGoylv3t3

[fast garden]

Oh shit I couldn’t fucking read that

I see it now

Good riddance

Anything interest happening

On lunch rn

When tarkov tv

[fast garden]

Did Ahmed get you

[fast garden]

Avg person parroting the “every raid had a cheater” argument

People like that are why there’s a million tarkov streamers with sub 20 viewers

[compact knoll]

hand hurts

ow

carrying my team on my back

[stark torrent]

That guy ragequitted , cried for 15 minutes , said he wants to play apex , booted up tarkov again , went labs , died to a camper in the corner with vector , cried again and got off

[stark torrent]

you are welcome

strongest point defender

( i sit in a corner and watch reels )

[stark torrent]

how is piss and shit factory

[fast garden]

I want to go home man

I have a mega migraine

For no reason too it’s pissing me off

Only one bad shit today so far god bless

Only 4 hours remain

[stark torrent]

ye my nose is clogged 24/7 and i have mucus in my throat for a month now , i gotta go to the doctor soon

[viral egret]

mf got the T virus

[stark torrent]

i dont feel particularly bad but i just feel like a sickness is above me ready to strike

[fast garden]

I went and got my monster burger and Diet Coke

15 dolla meal

[stark torrent]

fifteen bucks

[fast garden]

Me and xalrider are both fat fucks it’s just the way it is

[stark torrent]

thats a bit much isnt it

[fast garden]

Welcome to America where fast food has gotten so expensive it has gone from a cheap quick meal to a fucking luxury

[glacial haven]

I am so happy that I found a medication that literally cancels all effects of my allergy, this was my day to day life with a running nose for years

I literally curled up tissues and stuck them in my nose, as if I had a nosebleed

[fast garden]

Burger drink and fries or tarkov battle pass

[glacial haven]

Short time happiness or lifelong sorrow

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/the-boys-homelander-its-gonna-be-a-long-year-xrscv9ih7yxYIOz9qY

[stark torrent]

at this point it might be allergies the way it constantly happens but to what , i dont have pollen in my house , i would understand outside

i defo have ughhh sept deviation or whatever is called @compact knoll

[glacial haven]

You very much do have pollen in your house, pollen are a fine dust, everyone has some in their house during the summer time, that's just how it is

[stark torrent]

aye true

[glacial haven]

Or even before and beyond that, pollen allergies are really annoying

[fast garden]

Fat raindrop hits car

Run inside

Make it in

[glacial haven]

And you can develop allergies as you're getting older, so it's possible

[fast garden]

Rain stops

Mfw

Sniper called iedy unc

[stark torrent]

Shoot something to be happy

[fast garden]

True

[stark torrent]

Thee does your family own guns

like for defence or idk

[glacial haven]

Standard equipment, one gun and one bullet for hard times

[stark torrent]

in your house

[fast garden]

What kind of question is that we are American

[stark torrent]

[keen sparrow]

Feeling cute today are we

[fast garden]

My dad has a shotgun and a crossbow

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll he is doing it again man

[glacial haven]

You're looking at the transition of a pokémon live

[fast garden]

Idk if he still has the thermal scope tho

[keen sparrow]

Ayo, go crossbow a can of soda

[stark torrent]

bro is a jack of all trades , embracing both tradition and evolution

[fast garden]

Grandad had a lot more that I have shot as well

[keen sparrow]

Just clean the bolt when you’re done if it doesn’t get entirely mangled to shit

[fast garden]

I’ve shot his mossberg and his old 1911

He has a few other newer guns too but idk I haven’t been shooting in some time

Back to work gg

[compact knoll]

i would keep that shotgun in a safe

[fast garden]

It is

[compact knoll]

one misgendering away from painting the ceiling red and pink

[stark torrent]

im pretty sure they need a gun rack / safe anyway legally

[glacial haven]

You'd be keeping that shotgun safe in your mouth

[stark torrent]

most serial shooters i have watched on youtube had a mossberg as a first choice

one dude got two before he shot a school i forgot which one

and 500 fucking buckshot rounds

[compact knoll]

when thee buys a keltec

thats when you know

[next temple]

Fun fact

[stark torrent]

he had a duffle bag full of buckshot shells

[next temple]

Human brains rarely splatter

The entire brain is usually jumping out via hole

[keen sparrow]

I think that about somes up my airsoft shit. Wood fudd-gun Arisaka and then the Glock that was supposed to be the US military sidearm but Sig Sauer knows which palms to grease.

[next temple]

And what remains is a deflated, bony, rubber mask like remains of your head

[keen sparrow]

It is pretty gross how the face ‘de-gloves’ from a headshot

[next temple]

While brain is literally next to your body laying almost fully intact

[stark torrent]

brain matter

[next temple]

I shit you not most of the time the entire brain just flies out with the piece of matter

[keen sparrow]

I think the only thing more disturbing than headshots is how ocean drowning victims wind up once their bodies are found

[next temple]

Oh yeah they bloat up like shit

[keen sparrow]

Yeah, very swollen/bloated and bluish purple

Some you can only identify via bones and dental records

What was that tsunami that fucked up south asia. They even made a movie about it

[next temple]

Its even worse when you are doing underwater recovery operations cause body turns into wax like.matter

[keen sparrow]

Cadaver recovery was fucking mortifying

[stark torrent]

Jesus

[keen sparrow]

Think like.. erika kirk whiteface

But purple

[next temple]

If you ever feel like seeing horror, look to real life

[stark torrent]

i think acid attacks are the worst in mankind

[next temple]

No horror story or game or media describes how mangled a human body can get

[keen sparrow]

Something i couldn’t figure out is how anyone that is burned alive winds up dying in the same position

Laying on back, knees up, but feet on the ground

So bizarre

[next temple]

Burn wards are also very fucking scary places

[keen sparrow]

Literally lookin like a stalker mutant if and when you heal

Cause your shit melted

[next temple]

If you ever saw the pic of a dude with 4 degree burns with his limbs strung up

You know what i am talking aboit

[keen sparrow]

One of my friends i’ve known since 2011 was a firefighter for a long time. Responded to a suicide by gunshot call

But the guy did it sitting next to a radiator

[next temple]

(It wasnt hisashi ouchi btw, it was some textbook example)

[keen sparrow]

My friend had to block the doorway to keep the family out

Because the dude slumped onto the radiator and his face was just sluffing off the bone

Apparently human smells a lot like pork btw

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/reaction-meme-image-fruit-7TqDfr0EN8mnMguHOz

yikes

[keen sparrow]

Anyways, i’m done with shock-jock discussion

[next temple]

Man, condolemces to the family

[keen sparrow]

Back to chasing my kid

[next temple]

Yeah

[blazing basin]

Next time I walk outside amongst blooming trees and take a deep lungful through the nose, I'll think of you

[glacial haven]

I now can do the same without having any issues

I mean, I will still sneeze from time to time but that is more-so the effect of the pollen, less the allergy itself

[blazing basin]

https://klipy.com/gifs/inhale-myles-mcdowell--k01KQWX70R8XB7BD0EZVCX93BBA

[remote fox]

I have some cheater on my team in Arena who doesn't know how to setup their cheats right

Probably a kid.

[compact knoll]

its nice that i dont have any allergies

feels good man

[remote fox]

Imagine being allergic to the Earth

[stark torrent]

good thing we arent humans

https://giphy.com/gifs/memes-homelander-vought-WMssoLNLS9QPnYcH6Y

[remote fox]

🦎 ?

[glacial haven]

True, true

Anyways, how's it going academically or job-wise?

[remote fox]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/993126438855245926/1457452040640004187/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker.gif

[glacial haven]

I am sorry, that was not very nice

[compact knoll]

when you gonna go to uni, man

[native crypt]

@keen sparrow

[remote fox]

Courses start in Autumn.

[keen sparrow]

I am so busy right now

[compact knoll]

alright

now get a job

until autumn

[glacial haven]

refer to the previous gif he sent

[remote fox]

What are you? My mom?

[compact knoll]

just a concerned friend

[keen sparrow]

I can’t play an instrument i haven’t actively played for a year, killin myself btw

[tulip rampart]

noo way

i get last ofz shell

and someone is camping

the extract

at red rebel

noooooooooooo way

no waaaaaaaaay

[viral egret]

bro got cucked

[tulip rampart]

ye last item for kappa technically

cause its the last quest i need

and im spamming reserve to find these dumb ofz shell

[compact knoll]

Lighthouse has them spawn in expensive item spawns

Could also just craft it and go to sleep

[tulip rampart]

no workbench 3

cant ind elite pliers

even tho i hit like 5 billion duffles/toolboxes

its ok tho like i find 5 billion bps per raid but no ofzs

[fast garden]

Go loot shoreline smuggler camp and weather station

[fast garden]

no one saw nikita post this?

idek what or where this could be

[tulip rampart]

maybe lighthouse expansion

[fast garden]

ig but i dont have a clue where this would make sense to be

[tulip rampart]

since they probably cant expand the map unless its on the sides of the compound i guess theyll probably do a underground?

like caves

n shi

cause lighthouse be mountainous n all

[fast garden]

dont you play on eu

go to bed man its late

[fast garden]

oh yeah

time to hatewatch this tard

[tulip rampart]

bro is this purplel name queueing with a cheater?

wtf?

both duoing on reserve killed them both

unless cortisoladdict is a streamer on new acc i wouldnt see how

[fast garden]

that is an INSANE profile

[tulip rampart]

ye thats what im saying

why is a 0.9 kd purple name duoing with that person

[fast garden]

ragebait

its actually ragebait

209 fucks

[keen sparrow]

He said ‘only crackheads’ use the glock 19x so he’s on my shitlist

[keen sparrow]

I’ve killed goons on a scav run with it, shit does bark

https://tenor.com/view/enigmadogs-doberman-angry-doberman-gif-8585563667888116284

[calm pollen]

Just merked the goons with a shitty sks and fmj

Given that I had 35rnd mags

But it's fmj

My brother used ftx slugs to kill big pipe

After I mag dumped his head

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1487223434504044769/six_cats_colored.gif

[ancient marsh]

your shoulder

insane recoil for basically M80 ammo

that's craft only too lol

[fast garden]

that damage jump is nice

[ancient marsh]

90 damage, which means you one shot class 3

waoowww

[fast garden]

and what is the highest soft armor class

[ancient marsh]

so we're trying to land lucky shots

[fast garden]

eh if you aim head a lot its basically just a larger hitbox for apm specifically

im getting shot in the throat all the damn time so

[hollow patrol]

noob alert

[fast garden]

[hollow patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1493024875663855616/poseralert.gif

[fast garden]

head to toe in class 5 and 6 and some dude double taps me in the neck headon with an mpx and ap63

[ancient marsh]

this is why democracy is bad

cause mfs with the mpx be telling you plate gaps were awesome

(they never unlocked better armor than the uley)

[fast garden]

same wipe where the ratrigs were 120k

[ancient marsh]

"guys armor still protected a decent amount"

(every serious player wearing the uley because it had no gaps)

[fast garden]

bc of event theres so many damn hexgrids with full plates on fence

i have filled like two boxes of bis class 6

[stark torrent]

Gay

[fast garden]

fake

skate 3 ass fit

[little flame]

@viral egret actually tarkov today? I promise lmao

[viral egret]

sure

when can u hop on

[little flame]

Like 3 and a half hours ish

[viral egret]

aight

in that time i can try to get a few kills on lh for my sbih

[compact knoll]

https://youtube.com/shorts/HE2UG3H9CHU?si=E4Fx_VvRRZRXkqtH

Old one but its so funny

[viral egret]

bro i got so mad bc a sniper is camping my kill that i cleared all of kaban in 30 rounds

fuck these snipers

@little flame running to btr on streets at construction
guy shot btr
btr obliterates him and his teammate

kaban had SNB pkp

@remote fox when u get to svd punisher lmk ill give u all my snb and bs

so u can do easy

[short cove]

Epsteiner

[tulip rampart]

guy on reserve with insane desync

like im talking wasnt even on my screen for 2 seconds before i died

[viral egret]

did u find ur ofz

[tulip rampart]

no i didnt

i had one yesterday

but conveniently

[viral egret]

did u do the unique circle sacrifice for it

[tulip rampart]

right that raid only that raid btw

the moment i got red rebel

a little vog

came from the roof

and exploded over my head

[viral egret]

mf

did u do the sacrifice

[tulip rampart]

i dont have cultist circle

[viral egret]

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent

[compact knoll]

just blow it smoove off at this point

[viral egret]

bro likes his cbt

[tulip rampart]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/s_C3qw-xihM @ancient marsh

look at that guy

no footsteps gliding across

the floor

[ancient marsh]

ive had teammates do that

[tulip rampart]

how

[ancient marsh]

its a bug, just randomly happens on loading into raid

[tulip rampart]

i personally never spot any1 like that unless im getting peeked n insta killed

[viral egret]

when u jump it looks like ur jumping in minecraft

[viral egret]

do u even play with teammates??

[tulip rampart]

i played a wipe ago but i guess maybe its a new bug

[ancient marsh]

i think i have a clip on my pc of iedy having that but i am not on pc rn

i could post it later if you remind me

as i said it randomly happens when you load into raid

[viral egret]

allee has a clip of me moonwalking aswell

hello?

bless netanyahu

so you cant back out as a solo

or something

[viral egret]

gonna go get a haircut fuck this game

[tulip rampart]

guy with this bumass hk prefire pushing all the time etc

defending his ll 17 teammate

like make it make sense man

[fast garden]

Some random solo had this bug on streets for me the other day

Also idk what the fuck is going on but I keep having my game freeze randomly and then get a server connection lost

[tulip rampart]

Me too

[stark torrent]

lol

[ancient marsh]

now we know your reddit name

[fast garden]

Literal bot username

Actual fake account

Sleeping in nice and good and then I hear pots and pans clanking

I always get woken up like this

[stark torrent]

living with ur parents toll

[fast garden]

True

[stark torrent]

had it happen , then i moved to college , next to a church

so it was church bells instead

[ancient marsh]

your browser history has proton mail generators, doesn't it?

[compact knoll]

Thats just a random name reddit gives you

I have the same one

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/vasGeelMne3.gif

[ancient marsh]

we fill 19 liter jugs of water from a water dispenser outside to drink to not use a brita filter

[fast garden]

Old Xbox auto generated usernames were so funny man

[ancient marsh]

and i would fill a big glass pitcher myself because the jug is too heavy to lift for my mom

then we bought an electric pump for the jug

[fast garden]

What do you mean I’m playing with Alpha_Wolf_1499

[ancient marsh]

and she never fills the pitcher

[compact knoll]

Man these pills have retarded side effects

[ancient marsh]

my mom is actively ragebaiting me

[compact knoll]

4th time today im shitting mad diarrhea

[ancient marsh]

cant say that number

[fast garden]

Blow my head smoove off

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/reaction-meme-image-fruit-7TqDfr0EN8mnMguHOz

[compact knoll]

Its alright

At least it comes out easy

[stark torrent]

grandma cleaned my desk today for some reason while i was at work , turn on PC , monitor doesnt

[ancient marsh]

thats part 1 of ragebait

part 2 is you asking about it and them saying "i touched nothing"

i hate how the problem with stuff like this isn't people not doing something
it's them doing something when you want them to do nothing

it's infinitely easy to just not do anything

[stark torrent]

yeah that is true , some people have that impulse

Balkan mothers especially

[ancient marsh]

my mom playing tetris with the dishes on my desk when she walks in

just stacking plates and glasses for 0

[stark torrent]

Mom leave my shoes outside please imma go out in 20 minutes

Mom : puts the shoes in the drawer

man

[ancient marsh]

i legit had a two month period where like

i had a chair without wheels

so its harder to move around the room on it

and i would put my nose spray or nail clippers within arms reach

and my mom would put that stuff at the end of the shelf/desk whenever she entered my room

just for no fucking reason

i would reach for something i need and it isnt there

[compact knoll]

have you tried standing up

[ancient marsh]

just small things like that

[ancient marsh]

why do you think im fat

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/fig-gif-26092737

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/RespectiveCollective-tech-support-not-drake-yachty-hnGAVlcN7v36mpi4xm

[fast garden]

my mom will sometimes come into my room and open the blinds facing the road

blood boils for 2 nanoseconds

[stark torrent]

that doesnt sound too bad until i remember u live in the US where a kid with a boltie could be across the street waiting to shoot you

[ancient marsh]

visual guide
POV perspective
prefered nose spray position in red
ragebait position in green

[compact knoll]

arena is so busted

like thicc case is like 3 legas

[ancient marsh]

so are you

[stark torrent]

getting rich by paying with your soul

[fast garden]

so the lights and fans in the room are controlled by both a button and the switch

[compact knoll]

dude

i used to sell THICC cases

for like

1k roubles

IRL

[fast garden]

she will come in and turn the lights off with the button which means it wont come on when i use the switch

[ancient marsh]

i hope thee doesnt start talking about gang violence

[fast garden]

so i have to get up out of my chair to hit the button and then the switch on the other side of the room again

[viral egret]

bro

@stark torrent am intrat intrun magazin

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/kSdKiy7RtzT.gif

roubles

[viral egret]

ma intreaba paznicu daca vreau sa ma angajez

poate la vara

[ancient marsh]

intrat intruntuntun sahur

[stark torrent]

i know what u mean cause i had the same back at my parents house

[ancient marsh]

fuckass language

fuck you cryon

[fast garden]

open arena

[stark torrent]

i had a remote and the wall switch , if the remote was pressed off i couldnt turn it on from the switch

[fast garden]

it crashes

[stark torrent]

and guess who hid the remote

idk cause not me

[viral egret]

wharrado

[compact knoll]

good times

[viral egret]

did israel not give you the 7k

for supporting benjamin netanyahu

and his latest conquest

[stark torrent]

at one point i remember i just fell asleep with my light on in the morning again i couldnt be fucked to look for the switch

[compact knoll]

i legit sold my thicc case for 1k roubles dude

[ancient marsh]

a ledx spawning or not spawning decided artems dinner for the day

[next temple]

artyom does it for the love of the game bro

[compact knoll]

and now youre telling me

[stark torrent]

then she comes in the room and tells me i waste money cause im lazy and dont turn the light off

man

i love my parents but cortisol would kill me

faster than cyanide

[compact knoll]

how much is thicc case

3 legas?

[ancient marsh]

does your bank not even recognize the rouble symbol anymore?

[fast garden]

3 lega 500gp

[ancient marsh]

what the fuck is the square bro

[viral egret]

yes

[compact knoll]

i got 3 legas for my weekly yesterday

[ancient marsh]

ts look like earthbender coins from avatar

[viral egret]

full thiccc case

[compact knoll]

i legit could do a weekly and get a thicc case

[ancient marsh]

3 + 500

[compact knoll]

fuck they ruined my game dude

bring back 12.12

i will point and laugh at you retards

because i made all my money back from buying this game

i regret nothing

[fast garden]

imma be honest i do not understand the 12.12 glaze

[viral egret]

artyom glazes 12.12 because it brought him irl cash

[compact knoll]

bought the game for 1500

[stark torrent]

wait 12.12 was lighthouse

when they added everything

[compact knoll]

sold roubles for 2.3k

[stark torrent]

u meant 12.11

[compact knoll]

i actually got my money back and some extra

how much is a mil nowdays

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1420438704820064367.webp?quality=lossless&59593&size=48&animated=true

[stark torrent]

ptooey

[compact knoll]

i can make like

20 euro

if i sell my roubles

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1318290555863699579/1470513915799539834/gay.gif

[fast garden]

most overpriced ammo award goes to

[viral egret]

isnt 20 rnds feom pk4 like 22k

who tf buys packs of pp for 50k

[fast garden]

ive sold them for 80k

[viral egret]

insane

better question who even uses pp

you find bp on guards or partisan so much

or kollontay aswell

it does suck yku dont have packs of like 60 or 90 for 7.62 onlu 20 though

[stark torrent]

p!cryon

[torpid sparrow]

@viral egret ⠀

[stark torrent]

when have u found enough BP for a raid Cryon

[compact knoll]

will i even play tarkov again

hmmmmmm

20 bucks or keep playing tarkov

[viral egret]

ive found alot

[stark torrent]

when icebreaker releases so you can do 2 raids see its shit and turn it off

[viral egret]

but its like

so bullshit

[compact knoll]

leave like 10 mil

[viral egret]

ive never found more than 60 rnds unless in mags on 1 raid

with how 7.62x39 guns are rn ots js better to use 545

[fast garden]

im so sad eu west is giving me disconnects now

[viral egret]

gg

back to playing against statues

[fast garden]

columbia servers are great but queues are min 6 minutes for some reason

na servers are aids

[ancient marsh]

when therapist digs it out of his skull

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent get in vc

[ancient marsh]

it jiggles around like a coffee can full of nails when he runs

[compact knoll]

ffffffffffff

ffffff

friend

[ancient marsh]

friend

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

4 year long queue into interchange

sadge

[compact knoll]

join man

[ancient marsh]

by the time you load in, killa already transitioned

[stark torrent]

In romanian , Prins means caught

i told my mom Penis instead of Prins

[compact knoll]

we do the holland rudder inside ultra

[ancient marsh]

the what

[compact knoll]

not just killa

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent do an /urban for xal

[stark torrent]

@granite coral what is the holland rudder

[granite coral]

Are you too fucking stupid to use a search engine, you absolute waste of space? It's a masturbation technique where you hold your own cock while someone else jerks you off, you pathetic, lonely piece of shit. Not that anyone would ever want to touch your sorry ass anyway. Now go fuck yourself.

[stark torrent]

hahahaha yoo

[fast garden]

[ancient marsh]

i cant really

envision tha

probably means im not gei

god bless

[stark torrent]

imagine two hotdogs xal , that might work for you

[compact knoll]

huh

[stark torrent]

huh

[compact knoll]

[stark torrent]

oh thats the cheater

i remmeber him

[compact knoll]

oh it just shows every fir dogtag

@fast garden @stark torrent join men

[ancient marsh]

eat, next question

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent come woods babe

i had this tx since start of wipe

i killed a freak that was using it when doing my first lighthouse tasks

[fast garden]

hey ive seen that guy

[stark torrent]

i think he was there when me and artyom were doing tracksuit

and yes he was walling

[compact knoll]

@viral egret come

[stark torrent]

Tarkov TV on Friday

[compact knoll]

[ancient marsh]

a big beer, bag of chips and a smack on the belly

the beer is there to distract from how they will ruin the game this time

[stark torrent]

i cant wait for them to delay everything to late summer

soon

[compact knoll]

good loot everywhere

POI actually had INTEREST

you would loot resort and find multiple ledexs

you would loot stores on interchange and you would find multiple GPUs and Tetrises

[stark torrent]

yeah like hte valuable loot % was high

so you could find it in places where now u find plugs

[viral egret]

im not home atm

[compact knoll]

@little flame you?

what is that a grenade for ants

@fast garden you alive

[little flame]

@remote fox watched newest ep of the boys last night wtf is this garbage

This season and season 4 has been dogshit

Xal is right its the goys

[remote fox]

Honestly at this point I just want to know how it ends and understand the memes.

[stark torrent]

Yeah im curious too how it ends

Storywise is very lackluster

Why is Soldier Boy switchign sides like a whore on coke

[little flame]

[little flame]

67

kick

disgusting

[fast garden]

was worried ab you bro i thought ahmed got you

hadnt heard anything since your appt

[little flame]

ahmed was a girl

somehow

[fast garden]

[little flame]

not trans

i think

nah it was her middle name or some shit

i got violated though

my ass will never be the same

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wtf-the-sopranos-tony-soprano-CKkEt6JpRp9a1rEWuZ

[compact knoll]

yikes

i had it from the front end and it wasnt nice

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/homelander-upset--k01KQHHF8RGM9557B4BJ08NAQ6K

[fast garden]

so much throat lube

[compact knoll]

i dont think they used any

[little flame]

?

c

oops

[compact knoll]

everyone else already in raid

https://tenor.com/view/all-roads-lead-to-rome-time-rabbit-gif-9497165517404307883

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

[ancient marsh]