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@viral egret
Not that I know of, no

@remote fox ping me when iedys back im.playign woth my cat
!1984
Rest in peace charlie kirk

Bro...
What are we posting
please speed i need this
Nikita Sucking Cock Buyanov
bro plays monochrome instead of color
its my hdr
i tried fixing the screenshots but its like mega retarded
oh u mean the health thingy
ye
Ambassador guy I think
iirc emissiary
Yeah that
idk i always get 3/4 kills on psycho and then someone always snipes me out of nowhere
can someone tell me what im doing wrong
it happened 5 times already
has to be some forbidden alien tech i must know
ā¦..So he knows noone wants it?
It;s going to make low ergo and/or being heavy really really fucking annoying
btw he said this before
when he shown this in 1.0 preview a year ago
and everyone said nobody wants it
and he said 'ok we dontp ut it in'
and hes trying it again
That's funny cause I am on woods rn with a bolt action
i slaughter them like animals
trying to do emercom kills lmao
everyone on the map prone
Standing still on woods is literal insta death
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playing with sain, spt-aki, bots are default, but they are so hard, Idk which is harder: gamma's bots or sain bots
damn factory is a sweatfest rn
Can smell these cunts as soon as you spawn
yea its a little rough
still not a fan of 8 people on the map espescially with this event on
Bro beat the tuger squad
That's gey as fuck.
Gamma's bots?
You mean stalkers?
yeah
What has big dawg been doin?
Easiest is a strong word to use but they are far from intelligent
Every once in a while one of them exudes some kind of thinking and locks in but majority of the time
Sure they can land a headshot or sneak up on you with a double barrel but they're comedically easy to beat once you figure them out

Lemme open my inventory so the AI listens for my keystroke and sends the entire remaining squad at me
Iād wager to say the sain default ai is easier anyway
This is frankly a bad comparison
Both of these are pretty easy ai
hes right you know
picture of edmund mcmillen shaking hands with adolf hitler @compact knoll
i never did that
@viral egret @fast garden @remote fox @ancient marsh @compact knoll
did cryon's gun feel weird and sticky when you picked it up
reminder that Ph33r calles the LBCR / LBT rigs the LGBT rig @compact knoll

iedy's misfortune
my gun didnt jam in 8 raids

@viral egret tarkov?
sire
imma go to the pharamcy then join as well i think
sounds good
daddy
woah
Old man needs his meds 
youre to talk
get on
uncophy
uncopher
uncosaurus
The neffarious fps sync screen tearing:
uncler
Keep talking, swede. I'm almost there...

They got a bunch of books
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gei twink hairstyle
Nuh uh
I try to have it slicked back
But its pretty hard without drying it
@compact knoll why not buzz your head like your classmate?
He wasnt my classmate
Wouldnt look good with my face
you need to nazimaxx
to make your head look like a perfect square
you need the uh
what's his name
you need the Mike Israetel head shape
Surname israel is crazy
@compact knoll headshape perfectly optimized for a yarmulke
jewmaxxing
Fucking dr. Mike lol
@fast garden @ancient marsh

it doesnt work with any other chops but the normal ones
Level II 
Its time you save up for that Turkey trip
interracial patchwork family with this dude
Thats just Steve
no elf is a friend of mine
@little flame hes cheating
idk how, he got into chek 15
while i was hodling all entrances
his teammate is dogshit
survivor ending
i got ur proflexes only
gg
this is his timmy teamate or smth
not timmy
retard
hes so trash he fullrushed while reloading
idk how i didnt kill him i prefired him too but ig cheaters win fasster
they zeroed my FS
So none of the new ones, just base chops go with headsets 
how are you my thee
slept in pretty good
time to play ballcrushing sim
boot arena
game self terminates
"not him" 
it is?
server connection lost randomly in arena
gg
ig that arena server just exploded
oh well
i love the "win several times in a row" one time quest for 80k xp
im like 48/100 killas
did some inter last night
idk what map to even run anymore
for psycho
like every map 3-4 kills then insta tapped in head
I did it on fac with zvezda KS
ye i wanted to do it on factory
but that obv aint happening
with the incredibly convenient event
Its easier if you have friends that can cover you
solo only
cuh what
@stark torrent @little flame im do sorry i habe to afk this one a bit because i have some issues ongoing
i coudlnt get to say it until now and i couldnt vc it because i have a vacuum in bg u woulsnt undersyand what id say
also mb if u heard vacuum i tried to saysmth
guess who is gonna die to the biggest p*dos ever
Your choice to kick yourself in the balls over and over
i diddy
@remote fox whered you go
I needed a break from the ball crushing simulator.
well
Finnish hacker
(maybe)
its time for robot ball crushing simulator
Because I'm really stupid.
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@little flame whats the next wep i should get?
any recommandations?
i have ~900k budget and i wanna get higher dps
or ill upgrade armor idk
tf
the weird 6b5 things i believe
but its side armor
do one of the BD rigs have it?
maybe?
interesting
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@remote fox unc get on tarkov man what are u doing
enough break
@compact knoll
i dont think that is the RFARMY flag
Playing MechWarrior then passing out on the couch like a real man.
the unc is with me man
get your own
gotta pay for 2 more
since we were waiting for 2
we all have that one homie who's not gonna make it
"for now"
"ask me about VRC and Telegram"
this guy defo grooms
grooms or goons
Is it really grooming if they are asking for it? 
@viral egret
exactly the picture i was thinking of
is -70 muzzle velocity even that big of a deal
676767
they gave thragg a ps5 with r6s
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A: yes absolutely
also i love how they removed overswing accidentally
and its unironically one of the best 'changes' ever
died to spanish cheating killa farming streamer
this retard said 'hello mr cheater'
shat on his duo and then he ragehacked me
bro these people projecting is so funny
if im cheating no wonder this guy paying 50 dollars a month for a cheat subscription hes ass


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aimpunch equivalent of him grabbing your head and shaking it vigorously
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Bro its 3 minutes long
This jew sits there refreshing dont you
Fence NEVER got shit when i check
Literally zero other way to get shit from him because the goyim camp the restock
me when i click a item and its sold in 0.02 seconds
Anyway itās 2:30am
Event is a little rough in duos
But I was having such trouble with eu west I went to Columbia for the first time in ages
Statue gargoyle lobbies
A few of them still do
i see why not - them intentionally making suppressors not reduce recoil
only the break itself
On some of the smaller and lighter ones
It seems the heavy ass suppressors still reduce
Generally anyway
lemme hit up db4tarkov
sdn is only 1 worse than best muzzle anyway
soooo
supp meta back?
Yeah but how do you compensate for the ergo in most cases?
More ergo less recoil attachments
you don't
Supressor meta never left either
37 ergo isnt bad on a 4 kilo loaded gun
Loud just doesnāt suck complete ass
Iām not using sub 50 ergo
Bedtime
Canāt wait to wake up and do event for more xp
@fast garden what's the chance of dying through altyn in 1 hit to 7n40 twice in a row
3 in a row
Very high i would imagine
wrong btw 
damn
@stark torrent @remote fox morning arena?
Mods!
i think my dailies are in 5 hours
I have to do TF or BlastGang š„
im gonna run one in the meantime then
@cyan garnet
thank you Fence
if you look closely at fence , you can see under his hoodie he has a white and blue shirt
curious
How often does it refresh like every ten minutes or
grim
put a star of david on therapist's womb, make her pregnant and put a smug netanyahu next to her
It's really not a bad model, gotta give them that
Has you going into the Scav island on Shoreline.
Wtf did I open the channel to
i did not invite you
Ur mum
average hate messages towards the Tarkov Lead Dev

I was about to say where the shareholder rails lead but 

Shareholders are the reason why EA nowadays is utter dogshit, most of their revenue comes from branches that have gigantic fanbases already like F1 or FIFA
my steak is too juicy
damn the FIFA stuff is miserable
that shit is vile
Everyone that buys FIFA and buys packs deserves to be scammed
Have some mushrooms
You literally buy a glorified update of the Team rosters at 60⬠and every new release you have lose all of the packs that you previously bought for the prior title, not even the fucking premium currency is synchronised
Nevermind, the game is now 80ā¬
Damn , what the hell
When you put it like that 
@ancient marsh

A QUAIL!
I honest to god do not want to see your gif selector
That shit must be vile
what is that
as soon as i saw him post "goths" i told him in vc to close the gif search this instant
i knew what he was oding
Look, he could've posted way worse and I know that there is likely worse in his favourited gifs
It probably looks like the start page of pornhub
It escaped into the bushes :(
mustard been the wind
why did i get pinged
was one of the names a slur
wtf is this gif bro
first one that comes up when i search low tier god
@glacial haven
Some inedibles for @stark torrent
@stark torrent @fast garden
tarkov died

you exist, 1000 backend error, 228 items moving nonstop
90285289942354946
bros also playing unturnt
i lowk died across the map with hella loot on me last time i was on that map so i just ragequit i dont feel like looting 50 hours anynore
I need to win checkpoint in arena anyone wants to be in pain ?

gg
90285296569201666
my discord loaded this message and a cmd window popped up for 1 frame on my pc
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slugman terminated
mega timmy
default clothes
prone in random spot
has the ronin class 3
Mfw
come vc beautiful trans woman
Just now waking up Iāll be there shortly
gg
ill get it on the 17th when ig et home probably
@fast garden saw u played quasimorph, been looking at it for a while now is it good?
just bought it
i hadnt played it in a decent while but its v good
sick ty
@fast garden
Does anyone know at what exact point on the bridge or on the island you cant kill anyone else there
right around the gate
at the start of the brdige
i dont shoot anyone past it to be safe
"Hey, boss, I got my peepaw's Russian AK here and it won't hold zero. Can you fix it, or is it just because it's commie trash? Hyukhyukhyuk"
I need to buy an old Bubba's SKS and revert it back to its proper original state
I'm just some retard on the internet
I'm just pining for an SKS that some old boomer isn't trying to sell for $600
Buy them from their estate sales
@fast garden
tired boss i want to use it
@little flame good?
oh
is it good to use though
i could put something like a good gem
dropped another heroic
Time to shock your dog

hol on i forgot
y do ppl run these nvgs
they used to be better
kinda shit now
but they spawn on sniper scavs a lot so
free nods
i killed a 4 man fully stacked fast mts with meta shit
a raider just one taps me after
cinema
cinema hitbox
rare spawns on streets are more common in my experence
theres also a ton of slightly rare hard spawns for them at the ambush spot in the center of streets, where the lexos gl aims
under some of the truck wheels, in boxes etc etc
theres also a craft
id do the craft but the elite pliers are also impossible 4 me to find rn
- i swear the second i start crafting it ill find it
but il try streets ig
buy them???
fir only
for a craft?????
for workbench ll3
Kaban sniper maybe?
That or one of God's own Mutants was actually using it
One of God's own Mutants then
some FREAK was using it
let it be known
once you get around this point
where you cant get any more xp from attention, wep matenance, and perception
you are either going to have to press f on scav for at best 5 points a raid
or spend around 5 mil doing money repairs per 100 skill points
What does elite charisma even get you?
1 extra daily quest
Terrible
it also "reduces scav case prices"
and "reduces fence reputation penalty"
reduced prices
for the effort required to get it, maybe
Saved you a whole 20 pesos
Yippee
Now that I think about it I'd rather be payed in pesos than the ruble
Unless it those funny old Soviet rubles
Then I could larp that I was a stalker
There should be a task where skier pays you in confederate dollars as a bait and switch to troll you
He's a greaseball like that
Terrible fate
Honestly looks like something BSG would give birdeye if he wasnāt stuck with the same āyour exā m4 build
Get you some hair of the dog and some water
I doubt the europeans know what āhair of the dogā means
Aight these shit devs need to lower gun recoil by 10-20% in some cases again
some guns are unusuable even with the best loud muzzle
crazy how we drifted once again from the good recoil rework 2 years ago
back to shit
If they also add the ADS rework its ggs , the funny game with guns has shit gunplay , might as well end it
there are quite a few guns that are kinda ass now with supressor and are only ok loud
"ok"
like imo the loud muzzles should have double the recoil reduction now imo
and no ergo penalty at all
oh well prob wont happen and the next "balance" patch will be in 2 months or shit king ggs
the sa58 for example was actually pretty decent after the first patch but now is entirely ass
im not worried ab it since nikita saw the overwhelmingly negative feedback and finally changed his mind after the like third time trying to show it off
Noooo
Wrong
He said they are holding off for now
The first iteration of this animation system was also entirely negative
What did Nikita do?
Pushed it to ETS
It was negative again
What did he do?
Say we're not releasing it FOR NOW
good thing i made 35mil since the last quest
literally right back at where i was between this and farming charisma
Now time to max covert movement 
i knew a guy that did that
when it was buggy you could
i think the wipe before prestige
u got a shit ton of xp for crouch walking in a bush for a bit
the xp gain is easy you just have to actually walk that slow for a time lol
even just like, 30 seconds every raid of slow walking would add up very fast
i try to do it once in a while which is why my skill is lvl 10
hm
i got a funny idea just now
gonna do a quick last hero where i only slow walk for xp gain
everyone will hate me
damn the only way to get vulkan is flea or that shit barter 1 every 4 hours
400k vulkan on flea
why buy a vulkan?
just get an altyn lol
good morning
its amazing how much better the covert already is in arena since its default lvl 30
alright so
all that covert movement in arena
transfered zero skill points

bro hasnt done loyalty buyout
alr going to bed cant wait to get on when all my friends get on as im waking up

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Thats my million and nobody will take it from me
Me coming back from work after i took my car to the shop, took an uber back home then go back to work with my 2nd car
I love real life
Bro stole a second car 
damn tarkov sucks

16k hours deep and still no hoes
will finish today
what orb
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unc complains 9MM cant kill Altyn

i never get when people ask to play like 4 hours in advance
why not ask when you wanna play
its not like ur going anywhere
sure
Chud
but not a liar

so
in the past day and all the streets raids we did
i survived only twice

i just finished it rn
Whoās grandpa is this bruh
then show some respect
50,000 somalians are coming to your town just off this message
your fault, big guy

So corny for an obese 20+ year old
@ancient marsh @fast garden
thats just not nice
Pedo maxxing
BSG removed AP 20 from custom presets but they forgot to remove this one
Gg
This is the only default kit that can use AP 20
Dogshit game
you cant use AP 20 in any class on any shotgun
preset: Folk
they did??
yea
People š
i tried making one, there is none
its so over
only this one still has ap20 cause they prob forgot to change it
its a default kit
Ap20 is so retarded strong
retard devs
Genuine cancer tho
its not fun to play against
50/50 you get blown into smithereens
Yea
Its painfully unfun
1 shot thorax across the map

no not rly
as i said its a 50/50
its like 37 pen
and you start with class 4 on assault
Meh
have never tanked ap-20 shot
ive tanked ball 11 lr thorax from alle (?) like 3 times
it possibly also was bugged
never tanked ap-20
when they reworked blunt throughput
it felt like even if it didnt pen it one shot anyway
yeah
King
idk what to tell you
But AP 20 has 48 pen in ARENA 

Lapua AP in a shotgun
you what?
vss is alright
9x39 is nice
20 rnds on arena isnt enough though
always reloading
maybe i can get 30 rnds next game
2 cheaters in 1 last hero
1 guy with aimbot crossmapping everyone ith vector
1 guy with enforcer and walls
both got 50 kills somehow
actual pedos
netanyahu please bless me with a turbo timmy so i can headshot him
looting rb-vo get wallbanged

reserve is the worst sbih map
true

False - streets
Only cause the map runs so badly with scopes
streets was easier for me
because there's always a guy doing kaban
Streets was much easier for me too
like idk xal but reserve is unironically ball cancer and torture
Truke
I hate reserve
its the only map i havent even managed
to get a sbih kill on
even with how much i tried
even lighthouse is not as bad
Yeah which you want to not happen when sniping










