💣tarkov-released

[fast garden]

yea to unlock it

[winged mica]

So I just wondered cuz I have never played Arena

[remote fox]

Holy shit, the task to plant the bomb 3 times is so cancer, I keep getting teamkilled for taking it

[fast garden]

jfc nikita

who would have thought

[remote fox]

Tried to defuse a bomb after killing the last 3 guys, got teamkilled.

This fucking game.

I'm about to...

[remote fox]

Ok, it was just the Americans being retarded.

[stark torrent]

Lord Have Mercy i cant

[remote fox]

The moment I switched from NA servers people started to drop the bomb when asked.

[stark torrent]

Interesting

Usually they drop the n word instead

[remote fox]

Oh, they were dropping slurs in Russian

I just knew some of the words.

[viral egret]

lmao

[fast garden]

alr

4 consecutive shifts at piss n shit factory

goodbye.

see you guys in a week and a half

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jane-doe-low-cortisol-HFu0nqxgvo6HD7PkCK

Good luck , king.

[cyan garnet]

lowk feel like a bit of a dickhead cornered some timmy in a shed in old sawmill hes begging over voip to let him leave im like yeah allgoods and insta headshot him when he came out with melee in hand

sorry lil bro i needed that last shooter born

[stark torrent]

Its Tarkov he will have much worse if he doesnt quit now

[cyan garnet]

normally i let them scurry away if they beg enough

i did dump his dogshit kit tho hahaha

[ancient marsh]

no mercy

i actually go out of my way to loot a timmy's ENTIRE kit

im taking EVERYTHING

PACA
PP-19
RATNIK
GSSH
BANKROBBER
MBSS BACKPACK

[cyan garnet]

i don't need his tier 3 dogshit and stock m700

[ancient marsh]

why? cause that happened to me too

[ancient marsh]

it's to send a message

🔥

[cyan garnet]

[remote fox]

Take everything partially, attachments, armor plates etc.

So he is reminded when they come back in insurance.

[cyan garnet]

check dogtag

level 8 16 hours

grim

[remote fox]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-funny-fight-life-self-defense-gif-16823852

[stark torrent]

I mean u are naturally a fucking cunt so not surprised

[native crypt]

Reminds me of when I would strip the irons of bolties and pistols just to fuck with poverty people

[ancient marsh]

they gon' learn something if they wanna survive in these streets

it's done out of love

[remote fox]

https://tenor.com/view/stan-twt-evil-chihuahua-twt-memes-dog-gif-2124557923355771903

[ancient marsh]

i once sold a five seven with no irons, and then the irons right after to the same guy

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-burning-money-heath-ledger-gif-5265867

[native crypt]

I used to do that to

[cyan garnet]

I used to do that shit but if i see a homeless man struggling 5 months in i dump their shit

[stark torrent]

I once sold a 1/10 marked key for scam price and someone bought it

It was Cryon

[cyan garnet]

[native crypt]

Honestly it depends on how much malice I feel towards my fellow man that day if I dump timmies gear or not

[cyan garnet]

my mate bought 75 portable powerbanks for like 20 million last night

not paying attention and just buying shit

[remote fox]

[native crypt]

Least he's set for a while on em

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/trade-gif-21546550

fuck these btr tasks are beyond tedious bro

[stark torrent]

Yeah only worth doing once for the achievement and story

[cyan garnet]

i love that this retard doesn't give you the next task when you hand one in and have to go back and find him

yeah i'm just doing it for saviour

i just need to finish these btr tasks and find the motivation to find the buttplug to access memekeepers cuck island

[native crypt]

Then you have to find the v3 flashdrive in the water plant

Fight the legions of player scavs

[cyan garnet]

I did assessment part 1 and kill the raiders on labs and lost all interest in doing more of them dogshit tasks

"Go play lighthouse and labs" how about kill yourself

[native crypt]

When you run labs at least you can larp that you are fighting in the Korean war against the communist Chinese

[cyan garnet]

When the whole 4 man was one tapped by DengXiao-Ping

[native crypt]

I just run screaming from my spawn about tienamen square

Also every slur for Asians I know

[cyan garnet]

I can tolerate lighthouse in small doses but i cant stand labs

Battling a whole lobby of tryhard f slurs

[remote fox]

Labs in a nutshell:

https://tenor.com/view/computer-call-karl-hang-up-that-computer-call-hang-up-facetime-gif-24685152

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-annoyed-speed-trying-not-to-laugh-speed-annoyed-gif-9796470131563160015

[stark torrent]

yes

They lowered the penalities / stats or whatever of armors it also got naturally cheaper i guess

same with the 6b45 armors they are like 86k instead of 101k

[cyan garnet]

In this update?

[stark torrent]

no a few updates behind

[cyan garnet]

[stark torrent]

@fast garden @ancient marsh

https://tenor.com/view/joe-pesci-what-the-fuck-wtf-shit-piece-of-shit-gif-14428605025370949552

also Gingy's accoutns seem to have been hacked and they deleted her YT account lol

[ancient marsh]

IsraelGPT
Please generate me an argument against this post by streamer "Pestily"
Use words like "Hardcore" "Competitive" "E-sport"
Praise Nikita in the message as well
Glory to Netanyahu ❤️ 🇮🇱

@stark torrent @fast garden

[soft coral]

Finally some good news

[ancient marsh]

holy shit it actually did it

[ancient marsh]

@remote fox @compact knoll @little flame reply to post above:

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

hacked in what way and what was deleted

[cyan garnet]

there something about her face i don't like

[stark torrent]

hmm they deleted her email

how

[stark torrent]

that is not her main channel

apparently

her main is gone

[soft coral]

aha

[stark torrent]

NETANYAHU WHERE IS MY ENFORCER CLASS

[ancient marsh]

thats fucked up

[soft coral]

good riddence

[ancient marsh]

they prolly changed sth about the stats lol

just dc

the penalty is like 2 mins lmao

[stark torrent]

HMM

they increased the price of smth yeah

[ancient marsh]

i just thought more about what that guy shat out as a response
Isn't fucking around with melees n shit LESS hardcore? You literally do dumb shit without worrying about consequences @fast garden

"love letter to the competitive genre"
if i played a cs match trying to get some stat trak kills on my knife, my teammates would tell me to die in a certain eastern european country

i would learn so many things about my mother i didnt know of

[little flame]

@viral egret omw home if u wanna play in a bit

[stark torrent]

kill yourself

[viral egret]

alr

[ancient marsh]

saar remove 1 boolet

[little flame]

Im home now gimme a few min gonna get a call from doctor

[viral egret]

ye im nkt home yet

ill do a few raids and then ill prob hop off

@stark torrent in the bus

guy with red cap turned around

and wife beater

why is tagilla in the bus

hes also fucking ripped

he just needs a sledgehammer and a welding mask

[little flame]

Alr

[little flame]

?

What gibberish are u saying

[stark torrent]

wife beater is a slang for white tank top

[viral egret]

yeah tank top

[little flame]

Ahh

[granite coral]

📚 wife beater

form fitting white ribbed tank top worn by men; [looks good] on well-built fellas, [pathetic] on skinny fellas, and [disgusting] on fat beer bellied fellas

[Brad Pitt] looks [damn good] in a wife [beater].

[little flame]

Gotcha

[viral egret]

mf he is actually tagilla

[little flame]

Shouldve asked for an autograph

[viral egret]

im not shifty i dont take photos of random ppl

[little flame]

not what im saying

but okay

brother why is chris hansen in the boys

[viral egret]

i said thay ebfoee u said it on mu side mb

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/yurtsever-solacefie-milliyetilik-eSbNe2gyz7LWADKM24

[little flame]

turklander

[gritty python]

how’d u get this picture of syno

[little flame]

@viral egret join vc once ur home

[viral egret]

ye alr

[little flame]

honestly not bad

need that gbat

nvm i got all 4

nice making rest space 3

also my buddy has died to sheef twice in the same day

rofl

was a few days ago

[stark torrent]

not lvl 46 quests

[little flame]

i prestiged retard

wheres ur prestige this wipe?

[stark torrent]

why?

cause u fucked up the ending

[little flame]

yes

[stark torrent]

[little flame]

[stark torrent]

it's ggs man

[little flame]

my stats are still better than urs

ggs

(barely)

also i fucked up my name

[viral egret]

bro

[stark torrent]

[little flame]

[stark torrent]

how

hahahah

[viral egret]

all on e

[little flame]

YES

ALL E

[stark torrent]

ALL E

[little flame]

new arena name

[viral egret]

i feel like xal

[gritty python]

https://tenor.com/view/e-letter-loop-abc-effect-white-sticker-cmp-cmpbycos-gif-12466944655145277169

[viral egret]

wairinf in line

[stark torrent]

Glorious's mexican cousin

[viral egret]

at mcd

[stark torrent]

All_E

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/markiplier-e-meme-lord-farquaad-2--k01KPZEC0P304QECFJNXY04JBAT

[viral egret]

trimo dic

[little flame]

trim my dick

woaah

[viral egret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/877247623508160576/1137022720060694671/benchodstikk.gif

[gritty python]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1433374462849454142/sPhezIP.gif

[little flame]

is that outlast

or what is that

[gritty python]

I think so yeah lmao

[little flame]

sick

goated game

[viral egret]

evil ass edits of the archer queen feet twitter post @stark torrent

[little flame]

when u home cryon

WOOAH

[viral egret]

hopefulyl soon

[little flame]

queen epstein goes crazy

[viral egret]

xalrider arc, buying mcdonalds

[little flame]

epshtein

@stark torrent get on siiiiir

whole lotta weapons sir

[viral egret]

wooaaah

@stark torrent tall muscular police officer at mcdonalds and shes ordering come here good sire

[little flame]

what

[stark torrent]

i will take it from here , rank has it privileges

[gritty python]

iedy is about to invent blink technology to be there

[little flame]

iedy dont take the bait

u cocksucker

[viral egret]

im deadass

there is

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/mr-peabody-hypnotize--k01KPZEJYH3NSBAXQHFQTA7R377

wake up man

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

shes taller than me by a bit

and im abt 180 cm tall

[little flame]

then shes not tall

i'm 197 mf

[viral egret]

shes like 190

[stark torrent]

im 175

ggs

[viral egret]

bro thats tall here

[little flame]

AHHHHHHHHH

LMAOO

[stark torrent]

she can pick me up i guess

[viral egret]

farquaad and her wife

[stark torrent]

[little flame]

its a dude

[stark torrent]

[gritty python]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-spiderman-spider-man-uppies-spider-man-gif-4435950097762400559

[little flame]

ogo

[viral egret]

wooaaah

[little flame]

[viral egret]

chiill

[little flame]

@stark torrent how was work man

[stark torrent]

i only did 2 classes today watched cat documentary on the 3rd and went home

ggs

[little flame]

gg

[viral egret]

@little flame will be on in like a sec

tatertot

[valid dagger]

spt night reserve with these new pnv10 has been underwhelming versus trying it with a low level pmc

[ancient marsh]

Iedy running to your location on all fours rn

[valid dagger]

i have questing, sain etc so they wander the tunnels

but it feels easy as hell compared to any other map besides maybe factory since that was where i learned the game initially in the underground zone

[valid dagger]

hey tier two nvgs are big for me at this stage lol

[ancient marsh]

https://giphy.com/gifs/rgull1t-VyLde4zGXQmIkXjpdT

[valid dagger]

wdym

[ancient marsh]

"..spt"
there goes 99% of the user base of this channel

sir we play tarkov here

[valid dagger]

fair enough

im going to try pvp again but its a bit soul crushing at the brand new stage

[ancient marsh]

just play with other people

its always not only easier but more fun

especially late wipe

more chances your buddy gets a kill and you get a full lategame kit

[ancient marsh]

tee hee

iedy small enough for me to get on my tippy toes and look at his bald spot

[cyan garnet]

I love it when the crashes load back up and you're dead

actually sensational

Dogshit game coded by actual monkeys

[little flame]

@stark torrent comeeee sir streets me and crine

we crine

ZOINKS

IM QUITTING

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/mzGUlDuzg3A-l6Ctb?invite=cr-MSxTRG8sMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=15

@stark torrent @ancient marsh @viral egret

ssa ap vs penis helmet

sec

[hallow stream]

Hes not quitting

[little flame]

bugged link

CHECK THIS SHIT

[hallow stream]

A recovering alcoholic is not a recovered alcoholic

[little flame]

@compact knoll

BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

ALL 3 HITY

HIT

34 dura on the helmet

dogshit trash game

time to fucking hate on bsg

[viral egret]

@stark torrent hop on

[little flame]

i

ce

[viral egret]

hoooooold

[little flame]

bro plsss get on

me and cryon got camped

its so joever

[viral egret]

@stark torrent guy camping on abandoned marked stairs

crumple him because hes sped and doesnt shoot

[stark torrent]

i am leaving in 5 minutes

good luck

[little flame]

[viral egret]

ok bro

play 1 raid of streets fps -20000

i almost said something else

@stark torrent god punished me

[little flame]

@viral egret towards mvd ish

idk

camping in a random building

actual losers

[viral egret]

groped them both

@little flame

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

i guess iget my rys t back lmao

[little flame]

Lol

[viral egret]

bitcoin in mvd

[little flame]

Gg

[viral egret]

i got out with ur shit

they ass'd ur proflexes

i got everything else tho

actual idiots, if they used ur spear they'd have killed me cause bro had a shitty nl with the worst suppessor

[keen sparrow]

LMFAO

WHYYYYYY

@flat breach we were just trying to redeem the irredeemable

The brainfart channel

[blazing basin]

#🎪bruh-fart message
there supposedly is a method of intercepting signals in wires by measuring the magnetic induction(?) they give off

[keen sparrow]

Oh weird

Yeah don’t they navigate by feeling the earth’s poles or some shit?

[blazing basin]

birds? yeah something like that

[little flame]

Arena drops live

[cyan garnet]

Arena drops?

[stark torrent]

Arena drops yes

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/789126354338709516/1497227622793351198/image.png?ex=69ecc162&is=69eb6fe2&hm=9ef423485c29fe76028c3f4813716306ed680d640e534439594f451e688877c5&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/okay-bro-sure-nick-fuentes-njf-nicholas-j-fuentes-gif-8996782605629735174

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/money-make-it-rain-MFsqcBSoOKPbjtmvWz

[viral egret]

got hell

[little flame]

@viral egret arena?

[viral egret]

i js finished my dailies sry

[compact knoll]

babys first jumpshot

[little flame]

holy fucking cheater

i cant

just met this virgin on arena

mp9n insta headshot prefiring

across the whole map too

i cant bruh

[stark torrent]

hahahahhaa

the labyrinth mask hahahaha

what a fucking loser

[little flame]

fucking bloodsucker too

this guy bro

[stark torrent]

Yeah man to get the mask you need to sacrifice all of them

[little flame]

really?

bro..

[stark torrent]

Yes

[little flame]

thats wild

[stark torrent]

So yeah this guy is a cheating piece of shit

[little flame]

iedler get onnn arena

[stark torrent]

2 hours till my dailies

[little flame]

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1449483971607007494/Its_Always_Sunny_In_Philadelphia_-_its_just_you_and_us_and_a_couple_pairs_of_sour_sweaty_balls.mp4?ex=69ec6de4&is=69eb1c64&hm=fbe4595d219d60b5e6d91339c9a1969443711aef11de45d366aefb5e5a67965e&

@ancient marsh

@ancient marsh

@ancient marsh

[viral egret]

@stark torrent @hollow patrol

jucam gd pe tlf

ro-alert missing child

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kwBU2q7090w

idk if thats allowed here

[little flame]

barely

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov-arena/clips/mzLL5mcUlSN136rXu?invite=cr-MSxHenMsMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=15

clips still not working

ffs

@viral egret

@stark torrent

@viral egret get in vc

lets chill

[compact knoll]

https://youtu.be/opZohi-MTfQ?t=786

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/p-diddy-wants-to-party-katt-williams-gots-to-tell-him-no-gif-15146442929159202615

[keen sparrow]

That’s kinda based

‘Fuck is a cheekweld’ ahh build

[little flame]

is that supposed to be funny

i dont get it

https://klipy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-27

[keen sparrow]

Oh, to look through that magnifier irl you would incorrectly have to rest your chin on the stock

[little flame]

ah

[keen sparrow]

If you’ve ever wondered why tf people have rubber bands or tape on their stock

It’s to get the same psoition cheekweld everytime for consistency

That build could use one of these. Also known as a ‘comb’ for whatever reason, lol

Cheek riser, comb

[stark torrent]

Nikita's husband ?

[ancient marsh]

http://www.aaronbeck.com/info

[viral egret]

holy fuck

@little flame found a tower

all enemies electric

i was in hasan piker's wet dream

i died to electric damage

[hallow stream]

I can already guess this isnt in the show but its so fucking funny

[hallow stream]

Who

geniunely who

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-leave-disgusted-bored-annoyed-gif-5983048

Oh my god you look at all the shit he designed

and it looks like fucking marathon

[stark torrent]

[hallow stream]

fucking hell man

fucking hell

[cyan garnet]

[hallow stream]

MARATHON 2 GUYS

[cyan garnet]

grim

[hallow stream]

ENJOY YOUR MARATHON MADE BY BSG

[cyan garnet]

[hallow stream]

LIKE FUCK MAN

[gritty python]

Yea it aint lookin good

[hallow stream]

LOOOOOOOOOOK AT ITTTTTTTTT

LOOOOOOOOOOOOK

[cyan garnet]

aw hell nah

[hallow stream]

WHAT IS THIS SHIT

WHAT IS THIS MAN

USB SHOTGUN

USB C SHOTGUN

[cyan garnet]

I just know the meta gun is gonna be some mad goofy shit like that

[hallow stream]

IM GONNA FUCKING SHOOT YOU WITH THIS SHIT

HANDS UP UR BEING ROBBED OF ALL YOUR JOY AND LOVE

fucking hell

LOOOOOOOOOK

The only other things he worked on were avatar and mad max fury road and those are like fine but who gives a shit

[viral egret]

@little flame can u send me ur subsill tree on the quickslash

mine does the same dps as blade barrier

i did guide but yours looked diff so

[little flame]

no u didnt then

brother i dont have quick slash anymore

im explosive kunai but its very expensive

dont even try it at ur stage

i did and had to change builds completely cuz it sucked ass

[short cove]

The fucking 300blk ak doesn't look much better

[stark torrent]

@fast garden how is the shift

bruh its only 13:22 for him ggs he has what 6 more hours

[viral egret]

oh

i followed the guide sub st rn

its the same dps

i will js upgrade all the stuff when i get the money to

[short cove]

@cyan garnet bro how tf do you clip w a amd card

[cyan garnet]

Medal

[short cove]

i am trying to set up instant replay and that shit does NOT want to give me a hotkey

yeah seems valid w what i am seeing rn

amd is kinda ass

[cyan garnet]

[short cove]

i mean interface wise

i am trying to set a hotkey and get hit w "invalid combination"

mf, i am pressing a SINGULAR key down as of now

[cyan garnet]

Use medal for clipping shit

[short cove]

it dosent wanna take any numbers, nor shift or anything its cancer

will try to get to it

[hallow stream]

OBS

you just set up the replay feature

easiest shit ever

[fast garden]

I want to die

Getting lunch at nearly 2 pm

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/that-is-really-really-bad-dude-charlie-dompler-smiling-friends-that's-terrible-adult-swim-gif-15097254578823747370

[fast garden]

Partner only sent me because she feels bad

I have a turbo migraine

[short cove]

have you tried releasing that pressure by lobotomising yourself?

makes the work day for sure easier on the nerves too!

[fast garden]

I have burger

It’ll be ok

[short cove]

he real

hel be ok

[stark torrent]

any hotties there?

[fast garden]

Yes but not my type

[blazing basin]

what Bethesda wishes they could make

[fast garden]

And quite a few are mothers

[blazing basin]

exposed copper circuit belts are one of the choices ever

[ancient marsh]

"eating in a black neighborhood"

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/EVASTARRACING-rzr-full-speed-ahead-eva-star-racing-kG3xN3A3WJvzGI8vkI

[ancient marsh]

So you're gonna be a father?

[stark torrent]

i was not referring to the patients

[compact knoll]

any GILFs?

[fast garden]

Goys I’d love to

Hm

I did the cougar thing one time before and it was cool and all but when mom found out she was NOT happy

So frankly I’m not going that route again for several reasons

[compact knoll]

bro what ahahahhahaha

give us the lore

[short cove]

dude if you get the right one you can call HER mom

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hold-up-holup-chan1os-ZUliSIJIkX9vP2xTxf

[fast garden]

Sittin in my car with the door cracked to feel the breeze

[compact knoll]

you cant just not elaborate on the cougar thing

[fast garden]

Sippin my coke for my massive fucking migraine praying that caffeine helps

[compact knoll]

we cant just ignore it

[fast garden]

I swear I’ve talked about it before but maybe not

[compact knoll]

i dont think so no

[fast garden]

In any case I don’t really have the time I gotta go back in a couple minutes

[stark torrent]

u said u dated a coworker at Walmart

[fast garden]

Yes and she was much older than me

[stark torrent]

king ggs

[native crypt]

How did she find out? Did you call her and say "hey I just laid some pipe down on a lady about your age."

[stark torrent]

why did i become a teacher man , i should have just been workign at LIDL

[fast garden]

My mother is very inquisitive

[native crypt]

Just lie lol

[fast garden]

I may not always tell the whole truth but I will not lie to my mom if I can help it

[native crypt]

She doesn't need to know that g

[fast garden]

No but she found out

[native crypt]

Better off not knowing

[fast garden]

The main thing is just that I almost never leave the house

And I was doing a lot of uh

Extracurricular

Activity

[native crypt]

"damn I know he'd only leave for pussy I must investigate."

[hallow stream]

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/pomni-amazing-digital-circus-помни-уцц-удивительный-цифровой-цирк-gif-7660774395801177365

[stark torrent]

wanna play woods

[viral egret]

Could i perhaps join you guys

i need 1 woods shooterborn

im praying to netanyahu i can get it

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/primevideo-the-boys-homelander-antony-starr-h3oVuFhMh6dZbAXigo

if ph33r wants to play i guess we can

[viral egret]

if

[remote fox]

I don't need to do woods

Maybe after I'm finished eating.

[hallow stream]

get diddled cryon

[viral egret]

ping us when

[stark torrent]

its 10:15 PM

[hallow stream]

mentally

mentally diddled

[viral egret]

????

kill yourself bro

[stark torrent]

[hallow stream]

[remote fox]

Woke up at 8

[viral egret]

jesus im turning into obeserider

[stark torrent]

Nap king

[ancient marsh]

Woah woah what?

[stark torrent]

Yes, Xal, some do win in life

[viral egret]

xal wins when he opens the fridge and has mcdonalds

[hallow stream]

His fridge has a teleporter to mcdonalds?

xalrider spends all day teleporting big macs

[viral egret]

his brother keeps "bringing him mcdonalds"

enabling the disabled

[hallow stream]

"forgot to feed the fat fuck at home shit"

[ancient marsh]

It is kinda fucked up

[remote fox]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-steam-soldier-confused-count-gif-16049918

[hallow stream]

WAIT

[viral egret]

if he doesnt feed xal he gets eaten

[hallow stream]

I GOT THE PERFECT GIF

[ancient marsh]

Thats just mean

[compact knoll]

look if he brings a salad you would throw a tantrum

[hallow stream]

HERE YOU GO XALRIDER YOUR 2 HOURLY MCDONALDS

https://tenor.com/view/lapiscel-alien-glob-monsters-vs-aliens-blob-eat-up-gif-11914463748704766450

[compact knoll]

what can he do

[hallow stream]

He would eat him

[compact knoll]

embed fail

https://tenor.com/view/dog-fat-walking-doggo-gif-8966942

[ancient marsh]

You guys are not nice

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/matt-darkviperau-darkviper-d3jwNXJ7UhW4t1rbsD

[compact knoll]

"xalrider come meet the guests"

[ancient marsh]

Im leaving

[hallow stream]

that one gif of peter getting lifted by a forklift

[ancient marsh]

How do you think he was the first to earn 500mil for the ending

[viral egret]

[viral egret]

leave the guests some food

[remote fox]

Tarky?

[stark torrent]

sure

come @viral egret

i regret it

Cryon's kit is two bolties on Woods @fast garden @ancient marsh

[compact knoll]

[viral egret]

i simply hate tac30 so i brought a backup backup sniper

i also have a psistol

[short cove]

have you considered a viable smg

like isent the reason for a backup weapon to may kill something which gets too close?

[viral egret]

maaan i just wanted food

[cyan garnet]

[ancient marsh]

he doesnt get enough hate

[viral egret]

you get too much food

[ancient marsh]

spamming the same move over and over again

https://tenor.com/view/you're-just-button-mashing-charlie-pim-alan-smiling-friends-gif-9981608488922568521

[viral egret]

call me low tier god

[remote fox]

Free Weekend in Arena

[low iris]

FRE WINS YAY!!

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-gave-bro-a-medkit-gif-424602814859479949

this evil ass gun

[keen sparrow]

Remember you giving me guff for bringing 2 guns into raids

[compact knoll]

Well im giving it to him too

He is retarded for doing it

The second bolty did nothing

[keen sparrow]

I hope he has elite strength or that’s goofball behaviour

[compact knoll]

He does

[keen sparrow]

Oh so atleast he wasn’t crippling himself at the start of the raid. But still, why 2 bolties

Take a bolty and an mp7 or some shit like that

That was my favourite lighthouse kit on SPT

[compact knoll]

Thats what im saying

[fast garden]

dude i hadnt seen her in some time cuz she got fired shortly after our situation ended

saw her the other day working there again

she has gained some weight

i can only hope it means that she is happy with the dude she is with, but im not sure how shes doing since we kinda stopped talking after she got on some meds

she was crazy.

damn near started crying after the 5th massive blowout today

what a wonderful start to my week of 6 12s in a row

[remote fox]

Bro, where are you working? The Zone?

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/776201918531239957/1282122102048297103/metonight.gif

[tulip rampart]

I <3 reserve

[tulip rampart]

also wtf? dudes tryna claim the 15% durability loot

[fast garden]

fortnite color settings?

arena twitch drops btw

nothing interesting just arena crates and currency

[tulip rampart]

hdr

[fast garden]

puke color

[compact knoll]

A what?

[compact knoll]

Crazy grips harder

[fast garden]

like you would know

its true tho

[fast garden]

shit everywhere

all over the place

all up the front

all on the bed

be bsg

make crates cost less

also make it so you cant buy as many in a day with gp/money

[compact knoll]

[compact knoll]

Is this part of the crate thing or the blowout thing

Look man

You sure the walmart is that bad?

[fast garden]

it was bad because they fired me over stupid shit and would do it again

leaving me without a job for an extended period because thats just the american job market rn

[ancient marsh]

and then they cut EBT so you cant even welfaremaxx

https://giphy.com/gifs/look-big-eyes-yellowfella-4Gqa8m5OnPWwC3OOj3

[fast garden]

that was so out of pocket

[ancient marsh]

you've changed

[fast garden]

nah i think thats for different situations

[ancient marsh]

theenegotiator would have never said that

[ancient marsh]

ebt? idk i just see posts online about people with no jobs and 5 kids getting $4300 a month

and theyre pregnant too

[fast garden]

yeah i think thats the thing its like for children

im not sure tho we are taught not to ask about these things

[winged mica]

Idk how people can live relying only on welfare

It sounds depressing ngl

[ancient marsh]

it sounds depressing to go to work and then hear there are parasites earning more than you for doing nothing

[winged mica]

It sounds more depressing on ppl using my tax money for drugs

The money that could have paid for my worthless degree

[ancient marsh]

no that sounds based for the drug addict

infinity drugs

[winged mica]

Fucking a man

You're worse than people buying cheap vodka and drank them straight

[ancient marsh]

what?

which man

[winged mica]

Thats fine

CUZ I HAVE MY MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF AIR FRIED DOMINO PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

RAHHHHHHHHHHHH IM FUCKING EATING GOOOOOOOD TONIGHT

Yes im broke af

[native crypt]

Did you get the minced garlic on there?

[winged mica]

Nuh

I dont even have money for parmesan cheese

What the fuck

I actually do not have parm cheese

[remote fox]

Posting videos on TikTok them buying slop with EBT

[winged mica]

Well time to eat slop

[ancient marsh]

first time i have seen healthy food and ebt related
is when a black woman was filming her theft haul after ebt was cut off and she was justifying it in the video

she got like random erewhon-grade canned foods

like salmon cans for $8

random shit

[native crypt]

Chop you up a hotdog and put it in there

[ancient marsh]

theres elbows in this?

[remote fox]

Dude, if I said my opinion on it, I would get banned.

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/watchmen-dr-manhattan-dr-manhattan-doctor-gif-2496607164499930089

[winged mica]

OMG I FOUND PEAM

[ancient marsh]

americans add chemicals to water

they dissolve if they drink pure water

[winged mica]

European adds liver toxin to water

If they dissolve it they get stoned

[ancient marsh]

well i dont drink so get fucked loser

[native crypt]

These are great, my manager at work gave me one as a hangover cure once

[winged mica]

Why else do you think me drinking delicious chemical that could probably cause irreversible damage to my insulin intake?

[winged mica]

To be fair hangover is just dehydration

[native crypt]

Yeah

[ancient marsh]

whar

[winged mica]

Ppl just think the word hangover sounds cooler than being thirsty

[remote fox]

At least have the decency to look ashamed for being on welfare.

[native crypt]

Also combined with too much sugar if you are doing rum, whiskey, bourbon

[winged mica]

One down side of not drinking is that you cant drink your sorrow away

[ancient marsh]

have you tried mug rootbeer

[winged mica]

You like that too?

[ancient marsh]

no

i saw their social media

[winged mica]

Damn

Cuz I do

[ancient marsh]

and i know its sth special

[winged mica]

😔

[ancient marsh]

did you see their yt shorts

[winged mica]

I dont

[ancient marsh]

find it

now

https://youtube.com/shorts/OY-tdSbD5_k?si=lBQUY1komU0_q6lI

[cyan garnet]

Arena free weekend watching the preset timmies be absolutely raped by the hawaiian shirt cunts

[stark torrent]

ASH 12 is already looking for a nerf , BSG stated 2 days ago because everyone just 2 taps everyoner

[cyan garnet]

[stark torrent]

Little timmies getting plastered by PS12B Chad

[cyan garnet]

Coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb

[stark torrent]

They said they will increase the meta score for it at first , but if it doesnt work they will prob remove the 20 mag

which is cringe

[cyan garnet]

Lowk ash 12 is the ultimate crutch weapon for body aimers

[tulip rampart]

i think its more of a crutch gun because the recoil is so random ur just pointing it towards the enemy and hope it hits something

every time i use that gun it always bounces to the left or right instantly after a shot

[cyan garnet]

[ancient marsh]

i built the ash12 meta

brick by brick

[ancient marsh]

sorry bro bait not taken, people strafe with 0 inertia and now have rys-t's with faceshields

headshots are not that viable anymore

[tulip rampart]

adding the altyn and rys t back is like the most rtard move ever

[short cove]

Fucking 72 hour week, jesus

[cyan garnet]

Its not even bait retard

[short cove]

No

[tulip rampart]

'meta ash12' and its just a ash 12 with a se5 and the lower recoil muzzle

[ancient marsh]

no, as in the meta of using the ash 12 because its really good

the ttk is off the charts

[tulip rampart]

the aim punch the enemy gets is also nuts

[ancient marsh]

idk if eft still has the bug where you get an anneurism if your arm gets blacked while ur ADS'ing

[tulip rampart]

ye it happens 2 me when i fight gluhar

[remote fox]

Lose all 3 points in Checkpoint and someone starts killing teammates in spawn and rage quit

[viral egret]

dunno if its fixed now

few days ago, i fought a guy solo when he blacked my arm my pmc literally shot the floor and sky only

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/meme-laughing-nakamistar-d9A3OAEoPMsSEMcRPy

[remote fox]

These Timmies would get eaten alive in the base game.

If Arena spikes their cortisol so high.

[little flame]

found pheers secret youtube channel

gg

[remote fox]

Secret?

[little flame]

yes

the goontube

[little flame]

get in vc

babygirl

[remote fox]

Daddy needs to sleep

[little flame]

plssssssss

[little flame]

what i really dislike about the arena battlepass is that if u have no dailies/weeklies u legit get nothing from playing the game

its really dumb

[ancient marsh]

you get like 500 pts a game bro

[little flame]

wait really?

[ancient marsh]

you CAN grind like 2 levels an hour

[little flame]

i havent even noticed that

lmao 😭

but i meant the bp mainly

[ancient marsh]

yeah

u get 500 pass exp

ish

[little flame]

ik i mean the tokens

u dont get any i think

maybe

[tulip rampart]

i swear players since the update are incredibly dogshit

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/random-kid-1--k01KQ1YMEVEMQ5HSMJK7QT1QDST

[tulip rampart]

ive been clearing lobbies left and right, n before this update id just get insta tapped on a 0.1 ms peek while im mid air

[ancient marsh]

cant you exchange for them if u want

[little flame]

very not worth

think 250gp for 10 coins

[ancient marsh]

like its slow and grindy but its wrong to say u get nothing

besides

why tf do you wanna play arena

without dailies

lmaooo

[little flame]

level up guns

[ancient marsh]

yeah i had that when the chinese new year released a new questline at the time

suddenly i became the raped

really interesting players

surely they are just good

[tulip rampart]

n then u show those 500h profiles to ppl

and they belike

'bro you do know people can just be naturally good at games right'

[stark torrent]

yeah i cant handle more than 2 -3 games of Arena before i wanna combust

[little flame]

i used to feel like that

but now i dont

[stark torrent]

Checkpoint is even worse if i get stomped in 1 game i dont even bother

[little flame]

im just playing to get the tactical map up rn

[ancient marsh]

man turned into a husk

[cyan garnet]

[ancient marsh]

what

i constistently get top 2 at least

and then i randomly had games where i would get my lips blown off like 5 games in a row

as soon as an update happened

with new quests

@little flame @stark torrent @viral egret would back it up, that the game is infested whenever arena gets big updates

[little flame]

yea

[stark torrent]

i do have games where there is always that one guy

[little flame]

same

[stark torrent]

that is simply better than everyone else

[little flame]

had the same guy 2 matches in a row

i cant

[stark torrent]

has 20 kills difference over everyone else, mostly headshots , perfect angles and prefires

yeah

[little flame]

@stark torrent join tark

[tulip rampart]

bro reserve and main game is so cooked ive been killing the same people every raid for the past 2-3 days

[stark torrent]

no man i am going out

shit is boring af

[little flame]

gae

[stark torrent]

gonna go wash my car

[little flame]

yeee

my buddy died to sheef 2 times in the same day

rofl

[tulip rampart]

ok dying to sheef is crazy tho

[little flame]

yeaaaaaaaaaa

[tulip rampart]

lost to burger

[little flame]

i killed axel on labs

died to alle

is sheef bad or what

never seen him play

[stark torrent]

ViewbotGG

[little flame]

ye

ik

[tulip rampart]

sheef is just like turbo marine

[tulip rampart]

everytime i see him fight he a lways slow walks everywhere n everything

[little flame]

lmao

[viral egret]

yeah

[little flame]

slowwalkgg

BROOOOOOOOOOO

LET ME IN

[tulip rampart]

also is it me or like tehse boss spawns are aids as shit

i cant walk out of my spawn in reserve without gluhar and his 20 pedo squad harassing and following me everywehre

[little flame]

got molested by epstein on arena

#molested

@stark torrent @compact knoll @viral egret @ancient marsh @fast garden

LMAOOO

[gritty python]

tf are those wii ass corruption sounds

[little flame]

WHO AM I FIGHTING

2K HOURS

TRACKSUIT

KILLER 7

AAAAAA

thats a crazy name

just realised

nvm not the same guy

cant find his profile gg

[little flame]

holy

wrong clip

gg

there

sheeesh

holy aimlock

[little flame]

[little flame]

CHECK GUBER

tracksuit

LMAO

[gritty python]

nah they aint even trying to hide anymore

[little flame]

this guy is not fr

imagine dying twice with cheats

LOL

[viral egret]

he did snowball after event i think

aswell

[viral egret]

@stark torrentu

bro

bussyhands is still a thing

@ancient marsh @fast garden @compact knoll

couldve finished my last sbih too bro

[stark torrent]

It was never fully fixed

There is always a chance to get it if u queue 5 anims and the server also sucks at that same mpment

[viral egret]

i had to melee a pmc btw

all i did was reload

[stark torrent]

One of the battlepass red dots @ancient marsh @fast garden

What the fuck is this piece of shit

Microwave on my gun

[ancient marsh]

is this the one tigz called good?

engagement bait?

[stark torrent]

Yeah he said it was good played 2 raids , said its shit after all ,never touch it

[little flame]

3

FUCKING TIMMIES

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/mA6gpROGwd6d11HN0?invite=cr-MSw1RHUsMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=15

bro im dying

cryon had busy hands

this guy missed every single sho

shot

poor timmy

[little flame]

lvl 40

LE BOSH

THAT GUY

WAS 500 HOURS

HELLOOOOO

wrong guy

nvm

NVM

LMAOOO

HES ALSO 500 HOURS

[soft coral]

same dot as the pk06 or that one russian eotech knockoff

[little flame]

what is that name

https://klipy.com/gifs/random-kid-ishowspeed-free-ps5--k01KQ270XQ6AWDZKTYQ8VAYH03C

[viral egret]

noneo f them have it

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-holding-laugh--k01KQ270XQ6AWDZKTYQ8VAYH03C

[viral egret]

pk-120 is the closest but its alsop horrid

[soft coral]

ye alright bro

[little flame]

i miss old pk o7

o6*

[fast garden]

They both kinda suck

[soft coral]

thats literally

the one I fucking said

[stark torrent]

Yes they are dawgshit

[viral egret]

yea so no its not even close?

pk-120 has a ring around the center dot

[fast garden]

Shitty larp attachments in my battle pass

[soft coral]

ah ye

[viral egret]

its eotech copy but its also worse

[soft coral]

which russian bootleg sight had it

[viral egret]

the dot?

[little flame]

crazy

[viral egret]

probably ekp-1s

[stark torrent]

the PRS

or whatever it was called

MRS

[soft coral]

this one

[viral egret]

the kobras

thats the MRS yea

[stark torrent]

ye this one

MRS

[soft coral]

blurr fuzzy dot

[viral egret]

that one isnt half bad tbh

at the start of wipe only

[soft coral]

its mid at best

[stark torrent]

its the best one early wipe imo

[viral egret]

yea

[soft coral]

yeah early its nice

[stark torrent]

cobra is also decent

[viral egret]

id rather use irons than kobra

[soft coral]

kobra has slightly fuzzier dot

but it has this one

I like that one

small dot

[stark torrent]

i dont like the housing of this one

the og ones were better

it also had the eyecup which was not shit and gave 3 ergo

[soft coral]

housing is massive but dot is fine

[viral egret]

the chevron is fire

[stark torrent]

Russians rly thought its a good idea to put the distance wheel thingie in front of the sight

insane

[little flame]

iedy u fucking burger

[viral egret]

ho on woods

hop on woods

woodsler

[little flame]

woodler

wooo

ah

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

I love the vortex razor and romeo8

[little flame]

man to stop r*pe just give them busy hands like in tarkov

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh