💣tarkov-released

[hallow stream]

i forgot its name

[fast garden]

it does, because no one that has truly gotten it has gotten in that quickly

[hallow stream]

[ancient marsh]

The wording of the cor3.gg shit has a heavy oppressive forboding aura of a crypto/nft/blockchain exitscam

[hallow stream]

surely not, considering we commit tax fraud here at BSG right

[fast garden]

arena kek

[valid dagger]

makes sense 🤣

the answer is to be realistic about the process

[fast garden]

nice the new attachments are cheap

[fast garden]

yes and the most realistic thing is that you will be bad in some ways for some time with this game

but you will make progress with time

[valid dagger]

probably the biggest draw for me honestly. building the skillset

[fast garden]

bosh

alright cool time to play labs

[fast garden]

and thats why we all have thousands of hours

I don’t understand why on the tactical map

You must get the usec bottom for the bear top, and the bear bottom for the usec top

[ancient marsh]

Bugged prolly, showing you all the exp from the entire wipe gained as if in one raid

[fast garden]

Also, the node that goes to the tagilla stuff is the usec top node

[fast garden]

No that’s just the xp gain from all the arena I’ve played

Got 4 levels from arena

[soft coral]

[cyan garnet]

Ive gotten elite from it lol

grim

[soft coral]

random photo from random street in moscow

literally streets

[next temple]

dont show this guy St. Petersburg

[soft coral]

I mean 99% of moscow looks like streets

[compact knoll]

Many people think that St in St.petersburg stands for saint

But it actually stands for salt

[next temple]

truke

[compact knoll]

Forgot to buy melatonin

Fuuuuuck

[next temple]

BUTT NAKED, HIGH RISK NO REWARD

[ancient marsh]

monster to stay awake
melatonin to go to sleep
monster to stay awake
melatonin to go to sleep
monster to stay awake
melatonin to go to sleep
monster to stay awake
melatonin to go to sleep

literally the meme of the cat being injected into the brain n shit

[next temple]

welp

[ancient marsh]

dead to tosha antikvar

[compact knoll]

I don't drink monster to stay awake

[ancient marsh]

not anymore anyways

you drink monster because you've always done it

[compact knoll]

never did really

[ancient marsh]

energy drinks in general

not literally just monster (tm)

[compact knoll]

yeah i never drank them to stay awake

they never had an effect on me

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-holding-laughter-ishowspeed-ishowspeed-early-stream-ishowspeed-clenching-ishowspeed-cheeks-gif-17758351366359844229

artem trying to win the argument by making me kill myself

(forbidden tactic)

[compact knoll]

they just never did

caffeine is fake

even when i had my first non stop

i didnt feel it

[stark torrent]

you are 17

u dont need caffeine

[compact knoll]

alright gramn

now lets get you to bed

[stark torrent]

in 10 years you will die like me at 6 in the morning

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1165458243259220018/1236194197552238643/caption-17.gif

[compact knoll]

but thats hte point yes

[fast garden]

One day artyom will die

[ancient marsh]

objectively true statement

yes he will die some day

that is true

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-twitter-meme-ishowspeed-twitter-gif-11849189132464068160

[fast garden]

I mean it’s better than me saying “drone strike Xal mr zelensker”

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1356765177298817105/1494920494095405127/63ad2da4abf745fd83d09864016bf632.mov?ex=69e9a2b4&is=69e85134&hm=1767441f158c849f2afdcdc3037804b6e3d35d2edad7a71598fd8dfdcd2525ff&

this is deadass what i thought of

when i read that

"one day artem will die"
✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅

how are you my little transsexual @fast garden

how has your day been

long day at the piss and shit factory still going or did you just wake up

[fast garden]

I am in Alabama rn

Eating at chilis

With mom

Went to get my new lenses for my glasses

[ancient marsh]

wtf

what's your native state

[fast garden]

Tennessee

I live on the southern border it’s like a 30 minute drive to the border from home

[ancient marsh]

oh i guess

you're living that kyle rittenhouse life

across state lines to work

[fast garden]

Shoots random guys

[ancient marsh]

classic xalrider throwback reference to a niche topic

[fast garden]

All pedophiles

[ancient marsh]

no no no

shoots everyone attacking him

and nobody else

[fast garden]

Ob yeah I just mean that they were effectively random people

[ancient marsh]

shoot into a crowd of leftist rioters and hit all pedophiles/criminals

[fast garden]

[ancient marsh]

curious

[fast garden]

What an interesting coincidence

[ancient marsh]

what is the universe trying to say?

the entire kyle rittenhouse story is like a fucking parody

it's like a test if someone is a synth

"because the police shot a black man, who sexually assaulted his ex-girlfriend, was armed with a knife, and tried to get away from police trying to arrest him, while kidnapping his girlfriend's children, a bunch of rioters burned a city down for 2 days, were coming back for the 3rd day, a kid put out a fire the rioters started, and because of that they tried to attack him, and he shot the attackers and only the attackers, and they were also criminals/pedophiles. Who is in the wrong in this situation?" @fast garden

still the most hilarious moment in american politics

but enough about that

what's up with tarkov

[ancient marsh]

so did i

whats ur eyesight

[keen sparrow]

Broooooo

[remote fox]

No no, it's even better than that. He shot a pedo in the dick, a burglar in the arm and a wife strangler in the lungs.

[ancient marsh]

AND he shot the guy in the arm only when the guy LOWERED A GLOCK AT HIM

[remote fox]

Anyway

[keen sparrow]

okay, @fast garden pro tip. At the start of every shift i did, i’d pull a paper out of the printer, fold it up and make one of these.

[gritty python]

u near sighted or far sighted?

[remote fox]

The guys name was Grosskreutz, literally "big cross"

Kyle is Jesus.

[ancient marsh]

heard 2 pings at once and thought i got a mute

[keen sparrow]

Pocket sized vitals sheet.

[ancient marsh]

uuh idk i got -2 vision

i cant see far away

[gritty python]

ye nearsighted

[ancient marsh]

[gritty python]

i’m like a -4 in my left eye and 4 in the other

[ancient marsh]

bro

[gritty python]

my prescription always gives people headaches when they wear my glasses

[ancient marsh]

that's an insane spread

[gritty python]

still super nearsighted though

I have like a foot of clear vision before the world melts

[ancient marsh]

bros glasses perscription

one concave one convex

[next temple]

Downright horrendous haul

[gritty python]

my eye doctor when i first went to her was like “you’ve got the weirdest fuckin eyes i’ve ever seen, I won’t lie”

[compact knoll]

dude when i had my check up for the military

i went to the eye doctor

within like 5 seconds she immediatly told me i ahve shitty eyesight

gave me some glasses

and holy shit i could see in 4k

[gritty python]

yeah the difference from needing glasses to having them is magical

i went from having headaches squinting like i had fuckin acid in my eyes to see the board in school

to infinite vision

[viral egret]

holy fuck

i took a nap and i petrified like i just saw medusa

[stark torrent]

real this is why i dont rly take naps unless i am home early or shit

if i fall asleep from 4-5 to 7 or 8 is gg

[viral egret]

bro

[stark torrent]

i wont sleep that night and then i have to wake up at 6

[viral egret]

i also got temporary anemia somehow

despite not having it beforehand

[stark torrent]

i had anemia too as a kid

get some vitamins and stop playing tarkov until 2 AM

[viral egret]

ion play tarkov til 2 am i honesly don't even paly tarkov past 5 pm unless it's with you guys

i hate soloing

especiall;y at night

[stark torrent]

fair and real

[fast garden]

they have premade sheets for us with this stuff

[fast garden]

i dont really know

not like

horrible

but not great

[viral egret]

22.67mb clip

massacre of '26

[ancient marsh]

Bros eyesight is 3 miliroentgen @compact knoll @stark torrent

[viral egret]

bro seesn't

[ancient marsh]

The guy kills 3 people before I land my jump

Really wish his family a nice christmas

Why did I say job instead of jump

[soft coral]

cheating but cryon gets him

god truly guiding his aim

[viral egret]

cant see the handicapped

he ran out of ammo on the last guy

he wouldve killed the 4th one too

[soft coral]

cheat can't detect such bad players so it skipped you

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

alo

hope you're good thee

[fast garden]

alr cool got the clothes

and already lvl 25

[fast garden]

im pretty good man how are you doin

[soft coral]

I'm alive

and seemingly well

[stark torrent]

i couldnt do more than my dailies

arena already got shit fast

[fast garden]

i was motivated

[compact knoll]

you dont uderstand he really wanted that confederate flag shirt

[fast garden]

i dont play usec

[viral egret]

shot dead before i could reach

[keen sparrow]

Fancy, i never had that

[blazing basin]

@keen sparrow @fast garden

Hassan build mf

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/super-mario-brothers-mario-bros-gif-8007677

[fast garden]

man

this is a lot of labs to play

15 exfils and 100 raiders

[viral egret]

hey @soft coral

do you know any good charms for marksman?

allee told me about one but im retarded so i forgot it

[blazing basin]

p!cryon

[soft coral]

theres a lot of good charms

[blazing basin]

buh

[viral egret]

can u list some of them?

[viral egret]

what's the name of that

[torpid sparrow]

@viral egret ⠀

[viral egret]

i have uh, 2 1x3s free and a 2x2

[soft coral]

fam

u can look up the charms

in the book

find the one that looks like this

[viral egret]

i tried but im retarded cant find shit

[soft coral]

and the name is there

[viral egret]

oh ok

thanks

[soft coral]

TEHRE ARENT THAT MANY CHARMS

cmon man

this one is good too

[viral egret]

raider torch

and that one

travelers map journal

[soft coral]

any charm with enhanced dmg

is good

[viral egret]

aight

i only have 5m dps in hell 1 so i think im weak

[fast garden]

2 labs raids

[soft coral]

the crow feather is a nice all rounder

[fast garden]

both went very well

still exhausted of the map

[viral egret]

ok

why does nothing show up for me what

[soft coral]

no idea

I've not played this season

I'm busy with blood

and boomer shooters

I'll come back but not these days

i played for like 200 hours in no time

I wanna chill

[viral egret]

i have to farm them because the auction is

"very buggy"

and "doesnt work"

its so over

[soft coral]

yeah this season

as cool as it is

had an extremely rocky start

which is also why I'm not playing

dev studio isn't large

[viral egret]

what is a tomb key

[soft coral]

the different maps have those dungeons u can go to

on hell and above they unlock the actual dungeon mechanic

tougher enemies more drops

[viral egret]

oh ok

[soft coral]

if u give 1 ley less drops if u give 9 or 12 keys way more drops and higher magic find

[viral egret]

alr

so save up like 12 keys

[soft coral]

yes but

you most likely die

12 key dungeon enemies will annihilate you

[viral egret]

yeah

i think i will do 6 key

[soft coral]

most od the time 1 tap

[viral egret]

sounds like the

[soft coral]

mate

[viral egret]

halfway point

[soft coral]

ignore the key dungeons

[viral egret]

i have One key either way

[soft coral]

just grind

[viral egret]

im still farming yeah

[soft coral]

and get to hell 5

[viral egret]

i got a item i sold for 80k gold so i can afford a bit of upgrades when auction works

[soft coral]

until you can clear hell5 enemies comfortably

[viral egret]

alr

[soft coral]

0 reason to do key dungeons on hell 1

[viral egret]

honestly idk what i need to do to upgrade further i need to look up a endgame guide

[soft coral]

you can but its a big waste

[viral egret]

im waitin to do them on atleast hell 3

[soft coral]

hell 1 is still early to mid

[viral egret]

hell 1 isn't giving me anything

oh

[soft coral]

hell 5 and inferno is late

reminder that hero siege takes a lot of hours of grinding cryon

its a very slow burner arpg

[viral egret]

i played hypixel it cant be as bad as that

can it

[soft coral]

i mean

took me 200 hours to get the build i had

and thats online

with market

but that was last season

currently im not in the mood to play

new season nobody knows good skill tree patterns

[viral egret]

yeah

[soft coral]

and the new tree is massive

[viral egret]

gotta wait a while

[soft coral]

yes

so im afraid i cant give tips on anything about the new season

basic stuff i can help with

[viral egret]

i think honestly rn

if i get the charms u mentioned

my dps might double

[soft coral]

dubno

[viral egret]

but auction doesnt work idk why

its being a bitch

[soft coral]

also im not in the mood to play because im the type to switch games a lot plus the auction house

idk what exactly is up with the auctions

idk game is in a weird state rn veeery rocky start of the season

[fast garden]

w fence

[soft coral]

why goldenstar 5

is bsg big homo?

is bsg lobotomized?

[fast garden]

sir

they did that in hardcore

and left it was it was

still one of the biggest L changes that never got changed back

3 use CMS kit kek

[soft coral]

ok yeah this game will never improve

final nail in the coffin

[fast garden]

so i knew they changed the display for kd

didnt realise that also meant removing all non pmc kills from the top stat bar

[fast garden]

this is enough labs for a month

[fast garden]

load out of raids faster

still get stuck loading for the same amount of time on another screen if streets

https://tenor.com/view/flight-flightreacts-flight-stare-flightreacts-stare-flightreacts-staring-gif-1117002066809253495

[keen sparrow]

I legit was so pissed at 5/5 golden star i changed it back to 10/10 in SPTs basegame config files

Dogshit change

[soft coral]

Dogshit game*

[fast garden]

psure the ammo is like

18 bucks a round btw

got it done just in time for the spear to be nerfed into being kinda shit

[calm pollen]

EEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEOOOOOUUUCHHH RESHALA YOU FUCK

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1494377074041815240/childhood_ruined.gif

[native crypt]

https://youtu.be/h1BP5wWf4Lc @soft coral @keen sparrow

@next temple

[fast garden]

yeah

im not buying ts

[native crypt]

Classic bsg over nerfing

[stark torrent]

This retard speaking again, Space Tarkov is made by a different studio entirely , not by BSG

[fast garden]

telling my friends that earlier

[stark torrent]

all that might happen is Nikita leaves BSG just like Dmitry did , which wouldnt be bad for the game nowadays

[fast garden]

who

[stark torrent]

Dmitry was the Co-Owner with Nikita

He left like early this year

[fast garden]

oh

[fast garden]

i think its been like that for a LONG time

idk spear also got a recoil nuke nerf this patch

gun is now kinda ass

[stark torrent]

yeah honestly, dont rly like the current gun balance

somehow its worse than its ever been imo , most guns still have dogshit recoil

[compact knoll]

"cryon changed his pfp"

I dont give a single flying fuck

[viral egret]

bro what

ivenever got a notif for anyonw changing their pfp beforw

tf

[compact knoll]

They just be adding shit

[stark torrent]

yeah i never saw that

[cyan garnet]

truke

[ancient marsh]

I had discord send me notifs that one specific friend joins vc

[fast garden]

this is the result of that

mutant and mcx are okay

[ancient marsh]

67

[fast garden]

most everything else is ass

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/homelander-the-boys-series-XCnJomRltoy2lk5KMW

[ancient marsh]

In a couple years iedys age will be closer to 67 than 0

Lots to think about

[stark torrent]

23 years

[compact knoll]

Youre closer to 420 kgs than 67 kgs

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/butcher-the-boys-s5-meme-BVbeR4fOAm1ydGeJOL

[little flame]

@soft coral crafted my fucking soulforged ring

took so long

that 500 souls part was agony

[soft coral]

no clue what that is

One of the new items?

[soft coral]

aaah that thing

fuck that thing

awesome ring

disgusting questline

[little flame]

yup

[soft coral]

does the market work for u alle

[little flame]

ye

[soft coral]

for cryon it didn't

[little flame]

works well for me actually

[soft coral]

interesting

[viral egret]

i can only lidt items

[little flame]

@soft coral also this thing is so fucking good

some retard sold it for 100k

gonna farm for my next build now

[soft coral]

good luck

[compact knoll]

them 5 flights of stairs got me coughing like arthur morgan

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-funny-black-man-gif-12405487584384624752

[soft coral]

youre a good man artyomka

[next temple]

ok raid for scav

[little flame]

@viral egret ill be home in a few hours if u wanna play some arena/tarkov

[viral egret]

ill prob farm on hero siege

i might hop on for a few games

maybe we get chap along w us

[next temple]

just did a ground zero raid and I fumbled an ambush so bad

mf was literally in my sights and i missed all the shots

even missed the grenade throw

[viral egret]

u should work on getting some maps unlocked we will help u quest

solo tsrkov is t4ash

[little flame]

if u dont know the gaqme ye solo tarkov sucks

but its peak if u do

[stark torrent]

Current gun system is ass

[viral egret]

i mean even if you do

solo jusr sucks

no fun

[next temple]

I know half the maps okay-ish so I can solo it and avoid any big trouble

[little flame]

skill issue

i did majority of the game solo

[viral egret]

holy

sweden is

@little flame sebastian vettel got knighted in a sweidsh elementary

what is happening

[little flame]

who the fuck is that

[ancient marsh]

who

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/random-kid-1--k01KPWWQ88FEPS10KBAQTWN9HKH

[next temple]

F1 driver

[glacial haven]

f1 driver

[stark torrent]

F1 driver

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-fact-pepe-fact-hryk-gif-15472678256125613827

[cyan garnet]

Streets the only map i have fun solo on

Customs too sometimes

fuck these btr tasks are tedious bro

[viral egret]

havenr even done 1 btr task

i cant be arsed

psycho sniper sucls

[cyan garnet]

i'm only doing it for saviour

might as well i've done all the story tasks

[little flame]

Ill drive ur nuts into my f1 grenade as i pull the pin

[ancient marsh]

@flat breach @compact knoll when Kodak Black said this on the song "Florida Flow", what did he mean?

Why did I post this in tarkov

[glacial haven]

What drove you to make this about nuts all of the sudden

[compact knoll]

The channel that makes you gey

Also knows as #💣tarkov-released

[ancient marsh]

@glacial haven can you check the leaderboard and see who chatted here the most

[compact knoll]

I already know whos number 1

[ancient marsh]

I don't

Which is why I asked

[compact knoll]

S!stats

S?stats

[ancient marsh]

Negotiator top 2

Lots to think about

[compact knoll]

Top 4 in msgs

Lots to think about

S?stats

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/that-is-really-really-bad-dude-charlie-dompler-smiling-friends-that's-terrible-adult-swim-gif-15097254578823747370

[glacial haven]

well

on paper he wasn’t wrong

[viral egret]

how tf

did i get 2.7k

bro

where did it all go????

[tulip rampart]

killed this retard on reserve

insta goes to rage cheating after getting shit on

classic usual 800 hr acc

its always reserve night too

[fast garden]

S?stats

[soft coral]

S?stats

[soft coral]

lord have mercy

how do I see my own again

[short cove]

12,7k in the last 30days or total?

[flat breach]

[stark torrent]

Nikita thinking to retire from Tarkov

Also he wants to make squads max of 4 now

[fast garden]

erm

[flat breach]

Tired of money

[stark torrent]

No, he will still keep royalities from the BSG prob or shit and he will also make that new game / company

He prob has investments anyway he aint retarded

He rich af

[ancient marsh]

I thought he loved tarkov

What happened

[stark torrent]

He said he got tired of it after 10 years in short

[ancient marsh]

Like 2 months ago the fat pig talked about how much he loves tarkov

[stark torrent]

It is not unexpected honestly, Dmitry left early this year as i said , it seems like tehy wanted to deliver 1.0 and slowly cash out or whatever

[ancient marsh]

When posting that core gg is unrelated to bsg

[stark torrent]

They are kinda done with it , 10 years on a single project does that i guess

Hell , he prob would have left earlier if Tarkov didnt take this long to release

[stark torrent]

PR stunt to fool people i guess, he can love it and hate it at the same time

he prob loves the result , hates the work he had to do for it , dont blame him rly

[hallow stream]

he got called fat on twitter too many times

[stark torrent]

he did get the paycheck for certain but doesnt seem like he wants to do anything more with this game

the community also kinda hates him from that Unheard debacle anyway

his comment sections are full of hate

[compact knoll]

Please let whoevers buys the studio be good devs

[stark torrent]

also who knows what kind of game that spacekov will be

[hallow stream]

you can just consider tarkov on life support now guys

cause nikita won't be pouring the 3 sand dollars into it to add anything new

New gucci dressing shirt collection dropping soon

[stark torrent]

the studio is still registered on him i think ,he wil just step off the CEO position and put someone else, he wont sell the studio prob unless Tarkov really dies and its not worth it

but yeah he will just put someone else as the head of the Studio and move on from Tarkov , he will cash out royalities or whatever from BSG still

[little flame]

mtx hell

@stark torrent @viral egret tarkov?

[viral egret]

ye

[little flame]

@soft coral holy balls

1 bil dps

[soft coral]

best part
that's still considered low

[little flame]

@soft coral I FIGURED OUT WHY CRYONS MARKET DOESNT WORK

HES NOT ON THE NEW SEASON

I CANTTTT

P!CRYON

[torpid sparrow]

@viral egret ⠀

[little flame]

HES ON THE OLD ON EEEEEEEEEEEE

ASKFDAJKSHFDSJHLGFHJSDF

[soft coral]

seasonal character moment

tbh its also why mine didnt work

its good they do it like thay

otherwise it will break balance

[little flame]

ye

same in poe

wouldnt make any sense otherwise for new seasons

just like tarkov

would quit after a few days tops

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/that-is-really-really-bad-dude-charlie-dompler-smiling-friends-that's-terrible-adult-swim-gif-15097254578823747370

[little flame]

BRO

DISGUSTING

[viral egret]

iedy after being coached by a mysterious Satoshi Nakamoto

(J.E)

[little flame]

68 achievements in 1700 hours is wild

dont say it cryon

[viral egret]

ONE less...

[little flame]

@stark torrent join arena

[viral egret]

iedistan is on tarkov

[stark torrent]

my dailies are in 3 hr

[soft coral]

what about your daily talking to women eh

[stark torrent]

Education system is 85% fileld with women so im good

It's a problem really

[soft coral]

that can be taken out of context

watch it

[little flame]

put the fucking bitty in ur ass

bro

[little flame]

cryon weekend in marathon

p!cryon

[torpid sparrow]

@viral egret ⠀

[viral egret]

wharrado

[little flame]

paid comment by a sponsored viewer

[compact knoll]

Xalrider on opposite day be like

"i got a job to do"

[little flame]

not gonna say i carried buuut

finally i can fucking

transfer over my 1200 gp

[viral egret]

W faps

[little flame]

@fast garden why not join us

grrr

[viral egret]

@stark torrent @fast garden join us kings

[little flame]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/mzlX4unjkOkShsZzF?invite=cr-MSw4aG4sMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=15

@stark torrent @fast garden WTF

did u know he could run here

bro

clip

pkls

pls

@viral egret killed him

[viral egret]

gg

[viral egret]

400 hours 1.8 kd? is crazy

you can keep the mjolnir

[little flame]

tyty

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1366156901498486835/1474900039892729876/togif.gif

[little flame]

@ancient marsh is this normal?

never seen it before

[ancient marsh]

ai being retarded? yes

[little flame]

i didnt know hes allowed down there

tho

thought he legit cant go there

damn

ah yes

done 1 scav raid ever

i mightve messed up renaming my guy

i did all_e without realizing

gg

[fast garden]

why wouldnt it be

[little flame]

never seen it happen before

thought lower part was off limits for their ai

idk why

just remembered ur clip tho

[ancient marsh]

good morning my little transsexual

@compact knoll wish her good morning now

[fast garden]

my mega enchanted -30% jam chance mod4 jammed first shot after 93 dura

[ancient marsh]

[fast garden]

my morning is wonderful

[ancient marsh]

GOOD to HEAR

[compact knoll]

Good morning beautiful

[keen sparrow]

Fuck

[compact knoll]

has a kid btw

[keen sparrow]

He’s sitting next to me mixing imaginary tea in a plastic cup with a toy hammer

[remote fox]

S?stats

[keen sparrow]

https://youtube.com/shorts/PpwPl37XjbE

[ancient marsh]

Why that supp

Shouldn't ultra 5 be better cause of weight

[ancient marsh]

WHAT

[fast garden]

much worse recoil

its prob still better to run ultra but

eh

[compact knoll]

I meant does weight even matter that much anymore

[fast garden]

not really

[compact knoll]

How bad does it affect the evo ergo

[fast garden]

not as much anyway for heavy guns

[ancient marsh]

It does

[fast garden]

its still nice to have less

[compact knoll]

Great answer

[ancient marsh]

Not only ergo but arm stam

[compact knoll]

If xalrider could read he would he Very upset that i called him a retard

[ancient marsh]

Thats not my point

[fast garden]

spear is unusable ass btw

[ancient marsh]

Stop being mean

I will cry

[compact knoll]

Im sowwy

[ancient marsh]

Why what happened

[fast garden]

recoil

the reason it was good before was that even tho ammo was suboptimal the gun had high rof and no recoil

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/the-amazing-digital-circus-tadc-pomni-ass-ass-slap-gif-4742392979742889072

[fast garden]

now it has recoil

so its shit ammo isnt worth using

[compact knoll]

And one mag of hybrid ammo being worth a kidney

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/ragatha-ass-jax-bunnydoll-the-amazing-digital-circus-gif-12977503294512249844

[fast garden]

one mag of hybrid or 3 altyns

[compact knoll]

One mag of hybrid or double it and give it to the next person

Dude we only have the budget for one mag

[fast garden]

rip

[stark torrent]

this shit got insane ergo buff

[ancient marsh]

bro did an abortion in tarkov terms

[cyan garnet]

why use this instead of a sr?

[ancient marsh]

30 rnd mags + shorter

• higher ergo

waaay higher

67 recoil 2.9 kg weight @fast garden

are you still on tarkov

[compact knoll]

Haha

[compact knoll]

Yeah but its 5 kgs dude

Almost 6 even

[stark torrent]

its prob 6 with ammo

[ancient marsh]

apparently prs qdc best recoil supp

actually srd has better evo

[fast garden]

yea tlok wins

weighs a bit less

[compact knoll]

It doesnt matter man

You gonna have 0.01 faster zoom in

And gonna miss 3 shots anyway

[ancient marsh]

shut the fuck up

[compact knoll]

Look man who got 59 kills in that one game

And i had 3 good players against me

[ancient marsh]

i wasn't in the game

https://tenor.com/view/нападай-давай-ну-ну-давай-давай-нападай-gif-5901476201827865569

[compact knoll]

I meant cryon

But okay

[ancient marsh]

[compact knoll]

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

[keen sparrow]

[keen sparrow]

Wow, way to break the smirk streak

[ancient marsh]

scar-l has insanely low recoil now btw

you can get down to 44

[ancient marsh]

heres a chart you can use

filtered by rifle

crazy mutant glowup btw

@stark torrent should i make like a current meta build collage now?

if so - suggest guns

[stark torrent]

My cock

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-reaction-reactions-meme-gif-8141100727479891642

[stark torrent]

well idk , all loud i guess anyway , see what DMRs are worth using now , RSASS apparently got a buff

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @fast garden G28 stocks are so dogshit, the best ergo choice is no stock at all

@stark torrent @compact knoll i havent checked in on vonza in a bit, what happened?

at least im glad he's earning a lot of money now

i heard it's $7,000 a month

[fast garden]

[ancient marsh]

we got the Stein sight bro

m4 loud build

[keen sparrow]

Does it have the goofy 3 dot mode?

I only ever put it on shotguns and kept it on the 3 dot mode

Glad i could beta test it for you all

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @fast garden

[stark torrent]

shit this gun is light af

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent you want light?

fully modded and functional at 2.2 kilo

was the adar always so good ergo

[stark torrent]

did they fix the waffle ?

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/fatrick-bateman-american-chud-americsn-pMT4FLnys3MFuaFeLT

[glacial haven]

Never really had cheetos, do they taste much different to other puffed chips?

[stark torrent]

they sold cheetos here too when i was a kid , yeah they were pretty much good

not the pickle flavour tho never had them

[fast garden]

I like Cheetos

[viral egret]

cheetos are good

[fast garden]

This flavor factory reset my mouth

[viral egret]

but like

theyre making it into ultraprocessed slop aswell

[glacial haven]

I had some that were from different brands, just not cheetos

US shit is usually sold by Edeka and they really make you acknowledge that with the price

[fast garden]

Pretty much the only brand of them here

[glacial haven]

Fair enough

I've had Doritos, that's pretty much it

[fast garden]

As far as American chips u mean?

[glacial haven]

I did order some stuff through a store once but I didn't really include any chips in that order because as we all know, postal services are not that careful with packages and those would've arrived as dust by the time they got here

[glacial haven]

Yeah

[fast garden]

We havw lots of corn based things here

Hell yeah America over produce corn then put it in everything hell yea

[glacial haven]

Over here it's a mix of things, most are kettle chips tho

[fast garden]

Kettle chips are so much better a lot of the time imo

[glacial haven]

I agree

[fast garden]

However I do really like corn chips

[glacial haven]

And then you have Pringles

I have no clue what that is

[fast garden]

Legally distinct crisps

[glacial haven]

Could be painted Styrofoam with flavouring for all that I know

But they are also pretty alright

[viral egret]

corn chips

[fast garden]

The tubes are pretty ingenious

[viral egret]

the prjngles invented a shapw

for the chips to be sitting that way

i dont remember name

[fast garden]

Rarely ever get broken chips and never feel like getting scammed by half empty bags

Man I got my coconut Dr Pepper

This is peak

[glacial haven]

I did but it's weird, they often times don't seem to be broken from any of the ones that are supposed to be intact, possible that the one that broke was the one at the very top

But it's rarely more than maybe 2 - 3 chips

[soft coral]

you like pickle flavour huh

[fast garden]

I love pickle

[soft coral]

pickle in a pouch

[fast garden]

Vinegar is goated man

I love vinegar

[soft coral]

true

[glacial haven]

There's this brand from Switzerland that my friend once recommended, they are also kettle chips but a bit crisper than your average chip, they were pretty fucking good

But I didn't order them again afterwards because that shit was expensive

Zweifel Paprika, those were pretty good

I also ordered coconut chocolate bars, I love coconut but damn that tasted like shit

Also possible that it tasted like that because it was white chocolate

[keen sparrow]

Okay in my household we call them ‘violence chips’

The sea salt and vinegar kettle chips

Violence because they’ll fuck up your mouth

But they’re so so good

Kettle chips are thick af and thus break like glass, and that starchy ‘glass’ usually cuts one of us in the mouth and the salt and vinegar just

Omg

It hurts so good

[glacial haven]

Currently looking at the order I made, I also had "Calypso Ocean Blue Lemonade", that shit looked so refreshing but tasted like utter dogshit

[blazing basin]

Obviously you never saw the video of a british kid calling a bottle of Calypso "fookin mingin" and breaking it

[fast garden]

Yeah calypso is rather minging

As the youth put it

Had it one time shit tastes like sugar and red 40

[glacial haven]

Nah, I ordered that shit in 2020 and had no clue what's good and what's bad

[glacial haven]

Yeah it just was purely sugar, literally could not taste anything but sugar

[fast garden]

Dogshit awful drink

[glacial haven]

I still remember because that managed to numb my tongue the moment I took a sip

[fast garden]

How to kill any non American

[glacial haven]

I really did not expect it to be that sweet, I initially thought I bought a syrup because of that but no, you do not mix it with water

[blazing basin]

A Prime drink before Prime

[glacial haven]

I also ordered white chocolate pretzels, those were also fucking disgusting but I had to give it a try

I already knew it'd be inedible, I just wanted to know if it really is as bad as I thought

[fast garden]

I hate white chocolate

@stark torrent

“What does he even do?”

[blazing basin]

I love white chocolate, but only with a hot drink

[fast garden]

Meanwhile the orange cat is outside mauling Alvin the chipmunk to death

[glacial haven]

Not even kidding, I have not eaten any white chocolate that tasted like the one that the pretzels were covered in

White chocolate isn't good by any standard but if that's the same white chocolate sold in the US, I would absolutely hate it as well

Flipz White Chocolate Pretzels, those were the ones

[blazing basin]

Unfortunately the stuff used for glazing snacks is almost always terrible

[fast garden]

Yeeeep

Inedible brand

[glacial haven]

This is basically my order from back then

The only thing I liked was the Pocky, which weren't American and the Ogeez

[blazing basin]

including "real" chocolate

[glacial haven]

Ogeez are pretty good

The Swiss Rolls tasted like shit, the Pop Tarts were pretty dogshit, the Donuts I didn't even get, they were refunded to me, the Pretzels were shit, the Calypso was shit

But that brings me to a pretty good point, the better it looks on the packaging, the worse it'll taste

Maybe I'll order some stuff again to try a few more things at some point

[viral egret]

mf delivery man needed a snack

[fast garden]

yeah swiss rolls are shit

poptarts are poor people kibble

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/minging-meme-funny-calypso-british-gif-25770406

Can confirm every flavour of Calypso is battery acid with sugar and colouring added

[glacial haven]

I mean, I only ordered it because it was a hype around that time for German Influencer to peddle that shit.

I, of course, made sure to not use their link, that way they get nothing from it.

The same shit happened with those powder energy drink formulas, they were "alright" at best, they promised that they'd be cheaper and have the same effects, neither were the case

[keen sparrow]

If you can get ahold of Arizona products, those are pretty based

[ancient marsh]

White chocolate is ass

It tastes like pure sugar

No flavor

Just solid sugar and milk

[keen sparrow]

Because it is dumbass

[glacial haven]

They are pretty expensive, you can't get them to taste like anything with one scoop and they barely have a similar effect than just a normal red bull

[keen sparrow]

It’s powdered sugar

[fast garden]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/mzl2LRfpF5sfFR6vi?utm_source=discord&utm_content=share_message&v=e3IyvIhu72B11t

[keen sparrow]

Or ‘confectioner’s sugar’ as those in the trade call it

[fast garden]

@stark torrent

[stark torrent]

He dont caare

[glacial haven]

It quite literally is, yeah, there's no actual cocoa in those, I think it's some sort of milk powder they use as well for most white chocolates but that one I am not 100% certain about

[fast garden]

orange cat actually got two squirrels btw

[keen sparrow]

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

Cocoa butter instead of cocoa powder itself

That's white chocolate

[keen sparrow]

Have you guys seen the new trend wihh hershey’s?

Dogshit chocolate company that makes dogshit chocolate

[fast garden]

TRUTH ALARM ACTIVATED

[keen sparrow]

Started adding more oils

[fast garden]

TRUTHER DETECTED

[glacial haven]

We don't have that around here

[keen sparrow]

So now their chocolate doesn’t even melt, it just turns to flab

[ancient marsh]

Hebrew from right to left in action

[glacial haven]

We have Milka, Lindt and so on

Actual chocolate

[ancient marsh]

... is typing "name"

[fast garden]

hersheys is the worst imagineable chocolate

[keen sparrow]

Kinda impressed discord got that detail right

[keen sparrow]

Because they leave the acid in

That’s why it smells and tastes like puke

[ancient marsh]

TRUTH NUKE IN T-MINUS 10 MINUTES

[fast garden]

dude the amount of times ive walked into the soiled linens room and thought it smelled like hersheys chocolate

[ancient marsh]

What ybe fuck does t minus mean btw

[keen sparrow]

Time minus iirc

[fast garden]

i think so yeah

[glacial haven]

It's just chromium doing it on it's own, it has full support for LTR and RTL

[ancient marsh]

Why not just say in 10 minutes

Why in t-minus

[glacial haven]

If it were Discord, that shit would not work or crash the app if they implemented it themselves

[ancient marsh]

Why waste time saying an extra word

[keen sparrow]

NASA being cringe as usual

[fast garden]

in 10 minutes

[ancient marsh]

Bet you're never eating that shit anymore

[keen sparrow]

They have their own goon-squads too

[ancient marsh]

Does Hershey's actually smell or taste like vomit

[fast garden]

it smells like ass

[keen sparrow]

Yes

[fast garden]

as for taste its kinda just bad

[keen sparrow]

It smells like puke and has an acidic burn to it

[ancient marsh]

Why, are they retarded

[keen sparrow]

Yes

They’re also as we speak un-fucking the Reese’s recipe

They have been cheaping out the past few years adding oils in place of cocoa butter

[glacial haven]

I only had swiss rolls with it and I can confirm, it really does not taste good

[fast garden]

i fw this stuff so heavy

[keen sparrow]

It’s been making everything taste somehow worse

[glacial haven]

And the consistency is also really weird

[keen sparrow]

Like, why tho

[ancient marsh]

Why not

[keen sparrow]

L3 Harris quad nods are like 14 grand a pop

[ancient marsh]

NASA is pretty important

[keen sparrow]

[ancient marsh]

NASA ain't broke neither

[short cove]

That's the rocket?

Looks like a cat to me

[ancient marsh]

They launch shit into space which also gets used by military and is part of national security

[ancient marsh]

Mods, kill em

[keen sparrow]

I guess when you put it that way

They do cargo USAF spy shit into orbit

[remote fox]

You want some crackhead to break into a capsule while it's getting ready to launch?

[keen sparrow]

Yes.

[ancient marsh]

Or that

[keen sparrow]

I live for a ‘florida man stow-away’ headline in the newss

Florida man first to die on the moon

[ancient marsh]

Actually they are there to kill flat earth truthers that want to sneak into a rocket and see the dome and God above it

[keen sparrow]

I KNEW IT

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[remote fox]

https://tenor.com/view/ohh-i-under-black-guy-gif-1247944034220562367

[ancient marsh]

Flat earth is really funny because its a perfect example of a "constellation of beliefs"

Like if you believe the earth is flat, you with 99% probability believe like 20 other conspiracies and are also religious

[fast garden]

walmart has their own secret service

not that anyone would know that unlike presidential secret service

[remote fox]

It's 100% a government psyop that got out of control.

[ancient marsh]

You ask why their damn stores so big you get your head blown open when you're riding with an open top through Dealey plaza

[fast garden]

nikita is getting outta hand with these recoil nerfs dawg

pulled the trigger on the spear and the recoil was so bad i killed samuel weaver, vicki weaver, and deputy marshal william degan along with the family dog

[ancient marsh]

Nah its the opposite, its people who believe literally everything is a psyop also believe this one

[remote fox]

They need the extra space to traffic children in furniture.

[ancient marsh]

They distrust all facets of government so much they reject reason, logic and their own eyes

[ancient marsh]

Possessed ATF surplus gun still thirsts for canine blood

[fast garden]

must kill more chihuahuas

[ancient marsh]

Like if you believe the earth is flat
You're 100% a Christian
Think the world governments are all in cahoots, are satanic and want to hide God from you
Vaccines cause turbo aids cancer
Space is fake

[glacial haven]

Recoil doesn't matter much there at least, it's the equivalent of shooting a hot dog sausage

[ancient marsh]

So on and so forth

[ancient marsh]

Chihuahuas are cut when not aggressive

Cute

Not cut

[fast garden]

when doing heavy lifting

[ancient marsh]

Jesus that sounds dark

[ancient marsh]

What

Exercise? Im out

https://tenor.com/view/im-out-gif-4268195663049291933

[glacial haven]

Those ankle biters are cute when not aggressive, yeah but the issue is that they are mostly aggressive

[fast garden]

little dog syndrome is real

its like when a player scav with a revolver shotgun sees a pmc

[glacial haven]

That being said, is there any study on this shit? As to why they are much more prone to anger issues / just random outbursts?

[fast garden]

and starts jumping around and hitting labs peeks

[ancient marsh]

Brain so small it has 2 synapses for 2 behaviors

On and off.

[fast garden]

i think its literally just to compensate

[glacial haven]

Clankers agrees

"Lack of consistent training", how can you tell the dog that it's doing something wrong, one yank on the leash and that mf is now wall decoration

[ancient marsh]

Imagine how easy it would be to explain to a Chihuahua that could talk that if its aggressive you can straight up one shot it

You do the viltrumite execution palm and they're calm

[fast garden]

i think children as small as 5 could mog a chihuahua

[glacial haven]

Permanently, yes

They don't need to be able to talk to it to execute that manoeuvre

[ancient marsh]

Idk why but first I thought of that ai video of Francis ngannou vs a hamster

And then a 5 yo kid putting a Chihuahua in an armbar

[glacial haven]

Could be worse though, I don't know anyone that owns a chihuahua, so I am not affected by their behaviour

[fast garden]

see them a lot in pompous asshole locations like california

[glacial haven]

What I always ask myself, I see that quite a few women have them in their handbag, what if that dog just suddenly has explosive diarrhea because it ate some of your mascara or something

[fast garden]

thrown into the overpass

[glacial haven]

But imagine tho, hearing that scream of terror at some checkout counter

[keen sparrow]

I’ve owned 2 chihuahuas

[glacial haven]

One for each ankle?

[soft coral]

most useless fucking dog ever

[keen sparrow]

They’re pretty bad

All they do is quiver

And bark, and shit

[soft coral]

just like kids

[keen sparrow]

IM A CHIHUAHUA OWNER AGAIN

[fast garden]

not sure that lvl 8 will come bac

they left him in a corner with a half dura toz

[compact knoll]

You left him in the corner with a condom stuck in his ass

[fast garden]

"we lowered stim costs

everything worth using is more expensive

erm

[fast garden]

hm

[winged mica]

Havent played arena but how is loadout being handled

Like if you died do you lose loadout or what happened

[fast garden]

what?

you just make loadout

spawn like other arena shooters

[winged mica]

I mean i saw you gotta buy stuff and shit

[fast garden]

die and respawn