💣tarkov-released

[fast garden]

Jolted awake at 4 am to read patch notes gg

[stark torrent]

I am at work man

Imma leave 10 min early

[fast garden]

What is the lynx t

[stark torrent]

Rys T

Wait

[viral egret]

bro

no way

why

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

they gave them altyb

[stark torrent]

Rys T in Arena with Visor?

[viral egret]

this is so op

give a enforcer m4 from assault with mags from marksman

ssa ap m4 w rys t

unkillable machine

[fast garden]

What the fuck are you morons talking about

[viral egret]

dropping items

in arena

you drop enforcer w rys t preset a m4 from ur asaaultclass

[fast garden]

Oh gamemodes for the mentally ill im tuning you out

[viral egret]

and mags from marksman ssa ap adar

what

[fast garden]

Surely not man

Time zones are weird when should these patches be done

I ask as if I have internet at the house

[cyan garnet]

[cyan garnet]

Juggernaut mode

[fast garden]

Oh dear

[stark torrent]

why this guy wearing the battlepass shirt

[fast garden]

Hnnnnngggg I need to see what’s in the pass….

How much longer bro I need to know

I swear to fucking god if bro autocorrects randomly one more time

[stark torrent]

fix ur internet chud

do u go to work today?

[fast garden]

They are supposedly coming this morning in a couple hours

I’m just hanging out at my grandparents

Hm maybe I should make myself coffee

[stark torrent]

based , that looks like ur average american house form the movies haha

you guys love those doors

the wooden with glass panes

[fast garden]

Literally yeah

They had their house custom built pretty much

Big ahh fireplace

[stark torrent]

Damn

ouuskah

Gen Z can only dream of such a feat

[fast garden]

I will never make enough money for this

[stark torrent]

Prob me neither , not until my parents leave me inheritance

So fucked...

[fast garden]

I started the war on carrots

[glacial haven]

Damn looks nice

[fast garden]

When the fireplace is going and it’s snowing outside

I left my friends vc after 10pm

He had been grinding raw levels on arena last minute for champion clothing

Do we think he made it

He was lvl 95 when I left

Wonder why I haven’t gotten a single pair of comtac v back in a while

gigabeef video

[stark torrent]

ooohh

yikes

[fast garden]

Apparently he was getting 1k+ xp for battle pass per match tho

[ancient marsh]

?

[fast garden]

From insurance

The comtac 4 bots have been consumed

[ancient marsh]

What about it

I thought he made a video on eft headsets or sth

[fast garden]

Gigabeef video happens and then I can actively see the meta shift every time

That’s why he’s the goat

[viral egret]

i cant wait to go back with as val

genuinely so fun to play it when u have good ammos

but rn prob finish ult reborn before tark up

[ancient marsh]

How many 50m kills

[viral egret]

0 atm i didnt play as val enough

i need to play more n more w it

[ancient marsh]

When you will start trying to get some, you will heavily revise your opinion

[compact knoll]

Might as well leave 3 hours late

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh why did you bust a load in his boy pussy

[ancient marsh]

I accidentally stepped on the lovense pedal with full force

His prostate vibrated smooth off

[next temple]

Man gon have no prostate cancer

[fast garden]

Where patch

[stark torrent]

delayed to 6 to 7 hours

[fast garden]

https://x.com/VeryBadSCAVR/status/2046205296763383878

VeryBadSCAV (@VeryBadSCAVR)

New Arena Buttstock allows 'double buttstock' again.
like good old days. i dont think crazy 0 recoil will be achieved like old days tho.
video is from the past.

X · Apr 20, 2026, 12:32 PM

Drooler company

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1254669393955258399/1470604642445561866/17706898645646251871971354176846.gif

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/sam-hyde-sam-hyde-kneel-i-kneel-gif-4692336461936736685

[fast garden]

Rip everyone’s kd lmfao

Everybody gotta post theirs soon

[cyan garnet]

Mines like 0.83

Grim

[fast garden]

Grim

[cyan garnet]

[fast garden]

Cryon at .20counting teamkills

So

I think they nerfed the shit out of a bunch of attachments

Then made the battlepass ones best in slot

?

[cyan garnet]

[viral egret]

i have 0.91 kd

i dont run meta guns i run what i like

i love stock akm

[fast garden]

Ok retard anyway

[stark torrent]

Woke up , made a coffee, took a shit , game still unpacking

[fast garden]

Stop yapping

Check my stats cryon and post them pls

[viral egret]

cant install arena update

[fast garden]

Thx

[viral egret]

there it goes now it lets me

[viral egret]

i will

[stark torrent]

Cryon nuke urself

[fast garden]

[viral egret]

bro it was unironically telling me to keep waiting for the installationt hing

i had to wait more

[fast garden]

Also want to see literally every reward in the pass

[stark torrent]

Did u get ur shit fix

[fast garden]

ARENA BP GRIP WITH +12 ERGO

[stark torrent]

12 ERGO

Good day to be employed and have money to spend on BSG battlepass

[viral egret]

there is no way

they are jerking it

[fast garden]

I think it comes from the new quests?

[fast garden]

No

Sitting at grandparents house

[stark torrent]

Im intrigued didnt open the game yet hmm

[fast garden]

Will leave soonish to come home

But that’s an hour and a half drive

[viral egret]

no shifts at the piss and shit factory?

[fast garden]

Not today

[viral egret]

gg

[fast garden]

Cryon where my stats

Show the world

[stark torrent]

Today is arena grind so same shit

[viral egret]

give me a sec

[fast garden]

Hell yeah piss and shit factory

[viral egret]

can you check with tarkov.dev

the arena ones?

i didnt see a option when i used it so

[fast garden]

Then where did you see your stats cryon?

[viral egret]

i didnt

i know i have 0.92 kd

[fast garden]

I’m talking about tarkov stats bruh

[viral egret]

but thats bfore update

[fast garden]

Not arena

[viral egret]

0ok bro im just retarded

one sec

[fast garden]

Since they changed kd in eft

[viral egret]

they did

i will finish updating game soon ill js get on and tell you

my kd is probably 0.80 on main game i have only 400 pmc kills

not even

[stark torrent]

get up from toilet
pull up pants
a second log has hit the tower
sigh sits down again

@compact knoll @ancient marsh

[fast garden]

[viral egret]

woaaahhh

not the tower

[fast garden]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/s/V9FxY3PPe8

We are

Complaining that we have a reason to play arena?

[viral egret]

itd be funny if its the same guy who got triple filtered double distilled too

[fast garden]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/s/VY9KdermRK

Also good bsg was lying

[viral egret]

handguards were supposed to be worse or hwat

i didnt keep up w/ any of the update stuff

o this channel entirely

[stark torrent]

holy shit 50% unpacking still dude

[viral egret]

ive been at 99% for 3 minutes

it gets worse

[stark torrent]

and thats only arena

[gritty python]

bsg and speed don’t mix much

[viral egret]

im stuck at 100%

how does that one happen

[gritty python]

it is the bitcoin miner they are installing on your computer give it a bit

[fast garden]

C’mon man make your install
Faster

Whip the pc if you must

[viral egret]

chiiil

[fast garden]

I must see new stuff

[viral egret]

im like

30% on the thing on main game

50% on aerna

i might unironically do it faster than iedy

@stark torrent how much so far

[stark torrent]

64% unpack

[viral egret]

mine just stopped and isnt going anymore

it killed itself

[stark torrent]

Netanyahu heard my prayer

oh oh

[fast garden]

Fucking hell

[stark torrent]

ALL THIS AND THEY HAVENT BOTHERED TO FIX THE MUZZLE FLASH

https://tenor.com/view/backhand-of-doom-slap-thragg-mark-invincible-invincible-gif-14610670910989423168

[viral egret]

mfw i shot a loud gun once and everything i see is the muzzle flash

its so annoying

eft finished installing

[stark torrent]

ah im updating arena first

[viral egret]

gonna check every gun build i had that was meta

[viral egret]

bro im doing both

they kept up until arena killed itself

[stark torrent]

you can do both?

[viral egret]

ye

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

there's no way

first thing aswell

didnt even open hideout

[stark torrent]

@glacial haven new one

never saw this one before

[viral egret]

its not new

ive seen it before

iv had it like 4 times so far

[fast garden]

I have not

[viral egret]

istg ill open trader and get error 267: kill yourself

ur kd @fast garden

[fast garden]

Damn okay

[viral egret]

i have not even 0.6

[stark torrent]

cheater

[fast garden]

Did NOT expect mine that high

[viral egret]

youre a killing machine tbh i was expecting it to be around3

iedy has 1.5

[fast garden]

Idk maybe I undervalue myself

[compact knoll]

Check mine

[viral egret]

iedy has more than artyom

[fast garden]

My Parkinson’s aim

[stark torrent]

huh i expected lower giving the fact that we did a lot of 3-5 man and i could barely get a kill

before either you teamkilled me or u got the kill

[viral egret]

theenegotiator aim tech

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1485358437490753777/1487903390426992751/togif.gif

[compact knoll]

Triple the hours 0.03 more kd

[stark torrent]

the raids maybe

[viral egret]

allee has 1.44 so idk

[stark torrent]

i have 300 more raids

[compact knoll]

Deep breaths before you shoot man

[stark torrent]

frown and lick the screen for max focus

[viral egret]

yeah so

my m4 build that had 60 recoil

is now 72 recoil

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

when 16x scope is not enough so i also lean into my monitor

[stark torrent]

that is rly bad what have they done

the stock m4 has like 86 or smth

[viral egret]

the most i got rn is 50 ergo 62 recoil loud

[stark torrent]

had

what have they done man

[viral egret]

idk wtf muzle brake i had but i have full recoil on

[compact knoll]

[viral egret]

with a side of ergo

[compact knoll]

Check aks

And the rd

[viral egret]

which

alr

[compact knoll]

The 74

The 556 long one

The 762 long one

[viral egret]

74, 101

103

[compact knoll]

Yeah

[viral egret]

"the 762 long one"

[fast garden]

Who cares go to arena gg gun balance is cooked

Bsg reverting years of recoil improvement overnight

[viral egret]

im stavking stocks and the ak103 is mid

[compact knoll]

Also check the g28 recoil

[viral egret]

i never used this so idk how to make it meta

ill put on whatever gives me the best stats

[fast garden]

What does bro want with that pos

[compact knoll]

Shadup

Its a good dmr

[glacial haven]

I honestly don't even know what it's supposed to mean, probably it trying to compare something but it's trying to compare it to nothing and then just shits itself aggressively

[viral egret]

no sight ak103

and im stock stacking

[compact knoll]

2 stocks?

Wild

Holy shit

That's so bad

[fast garden]

Very bad scav has a .32 kd

[viral egret]

less than me

and im abysmal dogshit

[glacial haven]

Doesn't he only play pve?

[viral egret]

time for ak74

ahh u cant stockstack on 74

ak74 has 65 recoil

i think it could get lower but idk

[fast garden]

I’m gonna scream why has no one anywhere posted full battlepass

[viral egret]

let me check if i finished installing arena

[stark torrent]

82%

[viral egret]

70%

[fast garden]

Not even on Twitter or Reddit man

Son

I’m crine

I’m bouta get in the car

[viral egret]

cmrd is best hg?

[cyan garnet]

I'm verifying game files rn

[stark torrent]

have a safe drive king

[compact knoll]

Was

[stark torrent]

remember, the f150 flashing you from behind is much closer than shown in the mirror

[viral egret]

which is best rn

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/watching-you-eyes-on-you-watch-it-watch-your-back-i-see-you-gif-11048930192030059179

[viral egret]

65 recoil on ak101

[fast garden]

I’m tryna see every single page

[viral egret]

uhh

lets see

[fast garden]

And the tactical map

[viral egret]

ooh i wonder what nl is like

[compact knoll]

Spending time with grandparemts vs tarkov update

[fast garden]

Checking watch and seeing it’s patch time

Zoom time to go home

Nah I planned this ahead of time not knowing it was arena patch and was also going to leave around this time so I could bring lunch home

[viral egret]

nl is 56 recoil meta

nl never loses

[stark torrent]

When John drives 20mph over the limit to get his pregnant wife to the hospital and gets flashed from behind by TheeNegotiator

[viral egret]

i forgot to add a fs

[fast garden]

I will be driving 20 mph faster

I got the sporty edition of the car I’m gonna use the whole speedometer

[viral egret]

@compact knoll do u want me to check mutant too

[compact knoll]

Just check the rd

[viral egret]

alr

[stark torrent]

You get home , you have internet problems and check engine light on

King Ggs

[fast garden]

Yeah someone is dying

[stark torrent]

Better have a tall tree in your backyard at least

[fast garden]

Imma crash out

[compact knoll]

He is gonna see the new recoil

Close the garage door

Put fabric under the doors

And turn the engine

[viral egret]

50erg and 77rec

couldve done way better i think tho

[fast garden]

Woah there partner

We are in the country

Garages are extra

[compact knoll]

[compact knoll]

What state are you in?

[fast garden]

Gg aks are worse

[stark torrent]

Tenesee

[compact knoll]

I want to check the black percentage real quick

[little flame]

bro

did they fix

no power ultra

my buddy cant do it

[fast garden]

Right on the border of Alabama

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-funny-black-man-gif-12405487584384624752

[hallow stream]

ping in tarkov discord about update
look in tarkov channel
bugs have been added
sounds about right

[stark torrent]

Tornado County

[compact knoll]

15% black population

You should get a garage

[stark torrent]

And a Kevlar vest

[fast garden]

That’s below the threatening limit

[viral egret]

no way

[fast garden]

Real talk though

[viral egret]

fah

[little flame]

tarkov cryon?

[viral egret]

ig ultra is useless

[viral egret]

ye sure

[fast garden]

Black folks are mostly cool down south

Racism up north is insane though

[stark torrent]

To be fair yeah , i assume also in cities is the big problems

[fast garden]

There are bad places yeah down south

[stark torrent]

like the metropolis and shit

[fast garden]

But it’s mostly a northern and city thing yeah

[compact knoll]

Down south in the land of cotton

Or however that song went

[fast garden]

See we are all broke down here

[stark torrent]

Dear players,

We would like to thank you for your feedback and for reporting the issues you have encountered following the release of update 1.0.4.5 in #EscapefromTarkov. We plan to release an update shortly to address the following issues:

● In some cases, the player’s nickname, the ability to view and send a report to the player’s profile on the death screen after a raid, are missing;
● Balance changes to a number of weapon modules that were not included in update 1.0.4.5.

[fast garden]

So we get along nicely

[stark torrent]

CANT REPORT PPL GGS

CHEATERS WON

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

@glacial haven hahahaha

[viral egret]

[glacial haven]

Literally how, how do they always introduce shit like that, they always manage to fuck something completely unrelated up in an update

[stark torrent]

I love how im on twitter

i have the Tarkov Post and right below there is a whore with her cheeks out

[viral egret]

any other guns to check?

g28 i guess

@stark torrent join tark w/ me and alle?

[compact knoll]

This tells more about you, then about twitter

[glacial haven]

It's like changing a light bulb and suddenly your window explodes

[stark torrent]

It's a woman, god bless

[compact knoll]

Been there

[stark torrent]

nowadays this detail is important

[little flame]

why are u complaining

john gooner over here

[compact knoll]

My steak is too juicy

[little flame]

yes u are

[stark torrent]

ahem anyway

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/ragapom-ragapom-suss-jesterdoll-slap-pomni-slap-ragatha-gif-16876039673454873723

[little flame]

did u lick the fucking delete button iedy?????????

[glacial haven]

Well, there it's also caused by Russians, so it's not that far away from the topic at hand

[viral egret]

56.3 ergo 71 vert

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

@compact knoll

on g28

[compact knoll]

Its not as funny without the hand sniff

[compact knoll]

Does every gun now have 70 recoil

[viral egret]

yeah kinda

nl is the only one that is under 60

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306067712019009566/1495768095787057332/Screenshot_20260420-154808.png?ex=69e77218&is=69e62098&hm=4fd359f6a69427a4db1fac8a9744c89d72162a1539a3b1c9febe4ddd311efb60&

[little flame]

they fixed ultra without power by removing the upper hitbox of the door

nice one

[stark torrent]

nice png

[compact knoll]

Get fucked

It loaded

[stark torrent]

Cracker Barrel that nuked its own stocks with a single decision made by the new woman CEO

[hallow stream]

[viral egret]

M4 is as good as nl now

[hallow stream]

lets make the game worse

[glacial haven]

That one was pretty funny though

Literally taking all of the identity of the brand and throwing it away

[viral egret]

55 recoil m4 is the best

only 32 ergo

[glacial haven]

It's the equivalent of Allbirds now being Newbirds AI, just without any success

[stark torrent]

its like they purposfully make the shittiest rigs

another strandhogg?

[compact knoll]

Strandhogg was good early wipe

[stark torrent]

Gah Dayuum

[little flame]

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll

are these the BD rigs but with non BD camo

[hallow stream]

whats the point of these

we just removed camo for no reason

i dont get it

[stark torrent]

more high cut helmets thank you thank yoi

[little flame]

yoi

[fast garden]

Yes but

[little flame]

yoo

thats sick

[hallow stream]

theyre adding shit for the tarkov larpers to cream over on reddit for

[fast garden]

Yeah that

[hallow stream]

[viral egret]

they added black comtac6

[stark torrent]

and liberators

@fast garden AMERIKAAAA BOSTOOOON TEAAAA FALLOUT

[viral egret]

@fast garden gonna clip the whole arena battlepass and custom map thing

[stark torrent]

what is this US flag

[viral egret]

infinite loading simulator

[stark torrent]

Yes , Lord

[fast garden]

Very stylized American flag

[little flame]

@stark torrent change

server

vc

pls

[cyan garnet]

terrible day for dma enjoyers

[little flame]

u guys sound like robots for me

[viral egret]

@fast garden @compact knoll

new battlepass

NEW gamemode

[fast garden]

“New”

Newgen alarm

[viral egret]

nl added

[little flame]

gg

[little flame]

get off work gbro

bro

[viral egret]

ak50 and

mk12

[viral egret]

@stark torrent @little flame

new one

[little flame]

LMAO

5k ping cant hear u guys

lmao

discord is so fucking shit

i cant

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent x-11

[little flame]

pogu

[viral egret]

AK-50 unlock line
T-5000 - Mag
SVDS - Muzzle Brake
AK-101 - Dust Cover
AK-308 - Barrel
AK-12 - Handguard

total cost is 1m 250 gp for all parts

[stark torrent]

prob bugged

[little flame]

ill be back once my game is done

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll

[little flame]

@stark torrent i have 5000 ping again cuz u changed it back

gg

brb

[viral egret]

https://tenor.com/view/nermal-garfield-death-gif-3028471091899365042

@compact knoll this one?

[compact knoll]

yes

[viral egret]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DRUQdieDrF_/?igsh=MW85Z283Y3FjenR6ag==

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/homelander-upset

[little flame]

@stark torrent incoming

burgerstate

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/TheBoysTV-fly-float-cape-eIUpSyzwGp0YhAMTKr

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/thermal-pee-1

[native crypt]

@keen sparrow Isn't this just a 1:1 of a helmet already in a mod?

I never used the tactislop type mods so I'm not 100% certain

[keen sparrow]

Artem trader has one very similar

Love that they taped over the ‘Mohoc’ camera on the top

[keen sparrow]

Blows my fucking mind that i see more new bugs from live than SPT

[stark torrent]

[cyan garnet]

did this take ages for you too

mines just stuck

[keen sparrow]

Bro i totally get it now. Why all the nasty white bitches wear Uggs

They are so comfy omg

[stark torrent]

They are making me buy the mags i already had

[little flame]

mine aged

like 50 years

[ancient marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1293329326472953917/1495450711272587274/images.png?ex=69e79c01&is=69e64a81&hm=97f41b1afac5df591470b6bf20d44f4f2a97625d82e9776fbb6dee3ff0faa259&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[little flame]

?

[compact knoll]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q00YVaLpGVs

[soft coral]

COMPROMIZED

ggs alyosha hacked bsg aand put nothing but bbc porn as textures

[fast garden]

3 legas for m4

what the fuck

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

xal tells me i play 30 year old shooters

[fast garden]

dont play cp man

[soft coral]

yet his game

looks like this

[soft coral]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-walter-hank-walter-screaming-walter-yelling-gif-26473309

[fast garden]

@remote fox i guess a scav killed me and looted my gun but thats it lol

120 fps menus are magnificent

time to spend money on tarkov

UNNNNPACCCCKKK

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1485751762496520262/image.gif

40 fps arena

[fast garden]

oo its armored

nice

CONFEDERATE FLAG USEC TOP

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[compact knoll]

@fast garden hop on

xal is leaving

we need a good palyer

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/ragapom-ragapom-suss-jesterdoll-slap-pomni-slap-ragatha-gif-16876039673454873723

[fast garden]

i am not playing your dogshit modes

[compact knoll]

get on man

1 checkpoint

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1390399638435270797/1495838816404115619/togif.dc06ec65.gif

https://docs.google.com/document/d/16-usjgCmiN0MwOE3FmHWpo3PjzU6PIzhiABpRO7GK98/edit?tab=t.ys8ccu3wrjo1

[viral egret]

it touches

[remote fox]

Unplayable.

[stark torrent]

I ALREADY HAVE THE GUNN WDYYMM

[viral egret]

@stark torrent

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/reaction-monkey-neuron-activation-n6o5muKaBkYqP0eTUC

[compact knoll]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1101297556157374486/1200946808239689768/video-export-export.gif

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/not-amused-cfskn2Ozn7j9K

[keen sparrow]

That’d look so good if not for the belt across the waist and those cringe forearm guards

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll you have less kd than me

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1101297556157374486/1200946808239689768/video-export-export.gif

[keen sparrow]

Also the fuck’s up with BSG putting black duct tape on clothes now

[ancient marsh]

the canted grip is a straight downgrade now @compact knoll @little flame @viral egret

why?

and this grip now has the same stats as an RK2

[keen sparrow]

@stark torrent

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-pesci-what-the-fuck-wtf-shit-piece-of-shit-gif-14428605025370949552

-12 fps with that mag

[keen sparrow]

[viral egret]

@stark torrent parents went thru phone after seeing a notif from this

i had to explain to them the glorious state ofi srael and why benjamin netanyahu controls this game

[keen sparrow]

Oh did bsg scramble attachment stats?

Ayo, maybe you guys won’t have to use the same 3 gun builds for another 5 years

[ancient marsh]

MY SCAR BUILD WENT UP 30 RECOIL

HELOO??????

[native crypt]

I wish that they would add custom patches like a fucking gmod spray so I could do heinous things

[keen sparrow]

Y’all would quit from all the hentai patches, garaunteed.

[native crypt]

Id hunt them

I'd fly the stars and bars or enclave flag and be even more belligerent and retarded

[low iris]

THATS CRAZY WOEK

[compact knoll]

guh?

[stark torrent]

cheating cuck wanna see his profile

thee beat him on the scoreboard at the end and he was being toxic in voip after

he was wallbanging

Yeah

[compact knoll]

im pretty sure the wooden stock is better

[stark torrent]

how does the wood stock and grip weigh 450g less than modern polymer and shit

HOWWWW

[remote fox]

Polymer needs metal inside it

Never mind.

That doesn't make any sense.

[keen sparrow]

Being strong-armed into using old chud attachments

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow

[stark torrent]

**AK 50 Unlocks

• SVD lvl 10
• AK 308 lvl 6
• T5000 LVL 3
• AK 101 LVL 12
• AK 12 LVL 8 **

[viral egret]

ye i listed them before too

[viral egret]

i didnt say lvl

i said what parts

[keen sparrow]

What is this

[soft coral]

Blood

[compact knoll]

and its gonna have dogshit ammo prob

[vivid dawn]

[stark torrent]

it only has SLAP

[compact knoll]

[fast garden]

he is crying ab nothing btw

MAYBE he is complaining ab the stock bug

but they just reworked everything and the arena ones have eft normal counterparts

[pliant thorn]

except the arena buttstocks with high ergo
but 6 ergo ain't something to cry over, unless you think it would just incentivise further pay-to-win to powercreep

[soft coral]

its like nothing ever happens....

everytime i open this chat

https://tenor.com/view/far-cry-3-vass-montenegro-did-i-ever-tell-you-the-definition-of-insanity-insanity-gif-9162815073500878983

[fast garden]

hmmm

yea

its not that far off

they are like, very slightly better than normal stuff

actually nvm

[stark torrent]

i feel he just didnt feel like playing arena and found an excuse for chat

to go play rust with others

yeah so they need to rework all the gp coins shit , the zabralo is 153 and has class 6 full

100 gp coins for a strandhogg thats 47 normal

all of the new ones have class 5 ceramic plates , the tactec and ars arma have the gac good plates, so why bother aside from expensive drip

[fast garden]

honkshoo

[native crypt]

Wow 10 whole pennies and the ability to buy a melee weapon

[remote fox]

Putting attachements into the Arena Battlepass is kind of eh.

[fast garden]

its just alternative skins effectively aside from sights which imo doesnt matter since the SRO exists

and then idk maybe the stocks but even then theres close alternatives

[remote fox]

The fact you can't buy some of them on flea...

[fast garden]

no reason not to add them aside from complaints of people flipping them for profit but

[remote fox]

Taking away my attachements from my presets, fuck you Nikita.

[keen sparrow]

Irl that’d be so retarded to use

Holy fuck

New Arena ammo types

[pseudo storm]

Wtf is that

Micropenis explosive shot??

[compact knoll]

@fast garden @remote fox hop on

[keen sparrow]

New arena ammo, i just said

[pseudo storm]

[keen sparrow]

Arena ak50 cartridge

[fast garden]

no tarkov has driven him mad

MY GOAT GIGABEEF

[keen sparrow]

Jfc, chinese SPT be lookin like

[fast garden]

left out some eververse paid stuff too

[compact knoll]

fuck dude

i could pass for a tomboy

i need to cut my hair immediatly

https://tenor.com/view/that-is-really-really-bad-dude-charlie-dompler-smiling-friends-that's-terrible-adult-swim-gif-15097254578823747370

Or i need to use hair paste all the fucking time

But that probably fucks with your hair oils

[keen sparrow]

Anyone that thought cod mw2 2022 didn’t have sbmm was shit at the game and permanently stuck in bot lobbies

Wouldn’t suprise me if every ‘aaa’ dev starts putting sbmm in their games from here on out

[remote fox]

Which Arena NL did you guys buy?

[fast garden]

the one that shoots faster duh

idk use whatever

i got both

[compact knoll]

i like the grey one better tvh

tbh

but both are good

[remote fox]

I went with skin colored one

[compact knoll]

sooooo

are you black or chinese

[remote fox]

👍

[gritty python]

love seeing this on the bsg launcher after turning on my pc even though tarkov isn't even installed

good stuff bootyshitgames

[remote fox]

The fuck?

[gritty python]

yea think the launcher server is dead

nothing on eft status pagwe

friends tried to uninstall to fix it

go to bsg website and get 500 internal error

👏

[fast garden]

literacy rates have plummeted

[gritty python]

the babyrage over like 4 ergo is a true mirror to the meta slavery going on

[blazing basin]

Bring back bare AK vibes

[gritty python]

bro i remember being able to put the one rearsight mount for the aks on and a pk06 on a vepr 136 with nothing else

hobo aks for days

[low iris]

shit game

shit launcher

not letting me sign in

or update

[fast garden]

i keep having to altf4 out of arena end match screens

shits fucked

[fast garden]

its even less than 4 bro

[remote fox]

Same.

[fast garden]

actual fucking cuck behavior

i want that shirt.

yeah idk something is fucked with matchmaking

dude im gonna flip out

its literally worse stats arguably than using non arena shit

yeah i alt f4d and now cant get back in

[gritty python]

no but guys eft status says nothing is wrong!!!

[fast garden]

ok i got back in after 4 errors

weirdge

[gritty python]

high server load rn

[remote fox]

https://tenor.com/view/sparks-electrical-electricity-equipment-radio-amateur-fire-gif-24123123

The fucking game rolled back all my presets

30 minutes of work wasted.

[fast garden]

dude what the fuck

im not pressing shit

put me in the game bro

[remote fox]

https://tenor.com/view/eric-andre-let-me-wahh-wild-go-gif-13490041

[compact knoll]

@fast garden hop on man

hop on

[keen sparrow]

If i beat my shit with these gloves does my dick become tactical?

[fast garden]

im gonna hang bro

[compact knoll]

get on man

[fast garden]

im in another party

[fast garden]

been over 30 min since i could queue

gg

[compact knoll]

12th Special Forces Brigade cosplay

[low iris]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pu4D9oaMXX8

NOT MY ETG!!

NOOOOOOO

[low iris]

m16a1 gaming

https://tenor.com/view/vietnam-robin-williams-gif-19912436

[cyan garnet]

No more 40 rounder mp7

Cant wear a helmet and only comtact 2 with 3 30 rounders

grim

Bsg feared the power of the bay 5 scout

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh

[stark torrent]

Yeah all my kits have no helmet now, they cost too much for nothing

[ancient marsh]

in arabic and urdu

urdu is the pakistan language

[stark torrent]

The proflex earbuds are 850 points

[cyan garnet]

Rebuying all the parts i already had

https://tenor.com/view/sensational-gif-4975652

[native crypt]

killed by mystery man

[low iris]

new cheat where you can drop your dogtag

its so retarded

makes it so you cant be identifed at all unless you kill someone and someone else takes their dogtag

but then how are they supposed to know your user the person they died to they could be legit

[viral egret]

@stark torrent @ancient marsh

no way

since wjen

[ancient marsh]

old*

[viral egret]

when did they make that

[ancient marsh]

but thats not how that cheat works at all btw

the dogtag part

isnt so you dont see who killed you

its so the person who killed you doesnt know who u are

[viral egret]

so u cant report or what

[ancient marsh]

so you show up as ??? at the end

[ancient marsh]

ye so if u kill a cheater u cant see his stats

[viral egret]

only by vibes

[ancient marsh]

but this is probably just a bug

[stark torrent]

Its a current bug rn and yeah u cant even report the guy

The dogtag cheat was old and all it did is drop the dogtag at the start of the raid

[low iris]

no way its the same one?

[ancient marsh]

i dont think its the thing in the screenshot at all

[low iris]

yeah i realized that

i was wrong

i mean the dropping the dog tags

[vivid dawn]

This channel should be renamed to Tarkov released-still garbage

[viral egret]

god bless

[ancient marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/553559962438074371/1496076071706034226/image.png?ex=69e890eb&is=69e73f6b&hm=359b1d4196ff3d011f0a39ed8409e7d47670a7e8fefe183c99d144b28641c148&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1269&height=714

current m4 meta build

meta nl

[viral egret]

is ARE stock nerfed too

but thats interesting i had better recoil with the cqr stock for m4 iirc

can u try it?

[ancient marsh]

theres no ARE stock

there's an ARE buffer

not stock

[viral egret]

that one yeah my bad

wait is gf mlok grip good?

[ancient marsh]

2 less recoil vs 7 less ergo

[ancient marsh]

idk why but it has the same stats as the RK-2 now

[viral egret]

bruh

insane work nikits

atleast it looks good

[ancient marsh]

meta tan nl

[cyan garnet]

4 shooter borns in 1 raid

The customs diddler

https://tenor.com/view/noice-nice-good-job-click-gif-14702122

[viral egret]

1 more ror psychi sniper

today imma try to do my psycho sniper on factory

almost said a nono

[cyan garnet]

[stark torrent]

have to win 2 rounds in any teamfight mode
lose 0 to 5

https://giphy.com/gifs/yevbel-sundance-2025-derek-sante-DXBuYjFyT7yfHOyc9B

[viral egret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1436406412950634727/togif.gif

back to cb reborn

@ancient marsh cb reborn is so much harder than orig

istg

got more shit chasing you and maintenance tunnels now has 457 so you cant run thru easily

all rooms are different

[ancient marsh]

Are people on official tarkov discord serious?

[stark torrent]

Anime pfp cuck = fuck his mother

[viral egret]

receiver model 1

bro doesnt know

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[stark torrent]

RFB went from 48 ergo to 87 ergo stock @fast garden @ancient marsh

[viral egret]

bro what

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/internally-screaming-house-md-hugh-laurie-gregory-house-screaming-internally-gif-4594102366283474824

[viral egret]

HOOOWWW

im going to use the RFB now

[cyan garnet]

87

[ancient marsh]

What the fuck are they doing

[viral egret]

its bleak

i cant do it

i need to get insomnia

done

[fast garden]

Judging by similar retardation on Twitter yes

[ancient marsh]

Guys if your gun aims down as slow as molasses

That's actually fine and theres no reason to want it to ads faster

[fast garden]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/s/NShWGi6D5Q

This has to be a psyop to piss me off right there’s no way people are calling this new arena stuff scummy micro transactions

This guy makes the same point I have been making

Redditors are disagreeing and saying that that the 12 ergo grip that is identical to what we have in main game aside from being HEAVIER which is WORSE is actually pay to win

[ancient marsh]

Nikita alt defending the game from criticism that was never levied at it.

[fast garden]

I hardly saw any complaints about last seasons battle pass and now this new one comes out and landmark makes a retarded tweet because he can’t read for all the roids puffing up his face around his eyes and everyone is jumping on the game for what is effectively new cosmetic options for weapons

[viral egret]

[ancient marsh]

I genuinely dont know what's supposed to be pay to win in the battle pass

[viral egret]

shitemark

[ancient marsh]

Arena itself absolutely is paytowin

But the battlepasses? Like what specifically

[fast garden]

People are saying the attachments

[ancient marsh]

I almost never use gp to buy anything from ref aside from a couple gun builds for gunsmith

Im actually annoyed that shit there costs gp

I probably spent like 200 gp total because of the retarded drum mag offer

[fast garden]

And honestly man idk if it’s just me being jaded to it but the “arena is pay to win” shit is such an overdone argument to me

Like yes

It’s an extra game and you get some pretty nice shit for playing it that transfers over

[ancient marsh]

The meta builds require not a single attachment from arena?

Like wut

[fast garden]

People are outraged for zero reason

They saw all their favorite streamers complain for some reason and gigabeef can’t retardcheck them fast enough

[ancient marsh]

gigabeef is like the only normal guy left sadly

cause he's dogshit enough to learn the game's systems

to get an advantage over others

glorious can just bulldose people by brute force

[fast garden]

Yeah gigabeef is like pure middle of the road average player and for that is usually the most unbiased personality

Clearly he is the only one that can think for himself at this point

@stark torrent that chevalier grim guy was 100% convinced that the new stuff was pay to win because some of the new arena glasses have 30% flashbang resist for -1 ergo

[viral egret]

shitmark

[viral egret]

who wears glasses over deathshadow unironically

besides iedy having used glasses before ive never seen a pmc who had glasses

[ancient marsh]

Who uses fladhbangs?

[viral egret]

that aswell

[fast garden]

NO ONE

[ancient marsh]

Also true

[fast garden]

they do reduce flashlight glare tho

[ancient marsh]

I mean I guess

[viral egret]

if he is close enough to you to have glare ur probably gonna lose unless u hipfire

[fast garden]

But so does the death shadow so like

Who cares

[viral egret]

there's no reason to not wear deathshadow either way

[ancient marsh]

Where can you buy deathshadoe?

[viral egret]

ragman 4

[ancient marsh]

Is it like rag 3 or 4

[viral egret]

also from ref i think 1 for 10 gp

i will proceed to launch the game to verify my statements

[fast garden]

Yes the grey death shadow is like ref 1 or 2

[viral egret]

grey ds is ref 1

ds is rag 4

[ancient marsh]

Thats pretty p2w

What's the price

[viral egret]

10 gp

for the gray

[fast garden]

Yeah you can argue that there are things that are, but I don’t see anything in this new stuff that is

Like ref 1 for 10gp over rag 4 for like 60k

That’s quite the disparity

[viral egret]

yeah but the ds is kinda no protection

you can buy altyns early from ref 4 ig, for 120 gp tho

[fast garden]

Yeah I personally don’t think it’s a HUGE deal or anything

[viral egret]

but like

altyns arent allat

[fast garden]

The class 4 helmets earlier are pretty good in the early parts of a wipe

Not sure that anything else really sticks out

[ancient marsh]

A deathshadow might save you once every 20-30+ raids.

[fast garden]

Erm. What did sketchers mean by this

[ancient marsh]

You get about 100-120 gp coins per day

[viral egret]

skintone 5 hand elephant

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll 🐘 💪🏿 🇷🇺

the joke that artem is secretly a russian nationalist is my favorite one so far

[fast garden]

Cryon prefired rbst

[viral egret]

what

am i too retarded to understand

[fast garden]

My stupid fucking phone

Autocorrects “that” to “rbst” sometimes

[viral egret]

yeah

i got the emoji wrtong its tone5 muscle

[ancient marsh]

You've been playing reserve, haven't you

https://tenor.com/vasGeelMne3.gif

@fast garden theoretically what guns are even worth running atp

i think mdr or ak 308?

or NL/M4

thats about it no?

[fast garden]

Other than those?

Hmm

God I wish some of the smgs had some better ammo like p90

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/ot70ZvG7BNj.gif

just doing this irl rn

[ancient marsh]

i dont think ss190 even one taps class 4 helms

[fast garden]

It does but it’s got slightly too low pen to do it all the time consistently

Uh the Mutant felt really good in arena

So migbt be decent

[ancient marsh]

i wuldnt say "really good"

its like 69 recoil

its defo better now

but still not great

[fast garden]

It felt a lot better than it did

[ancient marsh]

with BP id say its decent

[fast garden]

Wonder how velociraptor is now

I think Mcx is dead

[ancient marsh]

oh yeah itwas unusable, had worse recoil than some 308 guns lol