#💣tarkov-released

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short cove
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Like if you just run sewage plant thats like 300k+

cyan garnet
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1.2 50 raids keksad

ancient marsh
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lowest tier bait

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1.2 mil in less than 50 raids means you are a hacker

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you can make 1.2 mil in like 5 raids

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its 100% bait
the thing is, him later saying or thinking "ha got them"
doesnt absolve him of typing a fucking "war and peace" sized novel

fast garden
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game is stuck here

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not frozen or anything

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just stuck

stark torrent
remote fox
hallow stream
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It was me actually

stark torrent
gritty python
fast garden
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look away from screen for 2 seconds during cor3 arg

stark torrent
fast garden
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i will when i run out of progress for the day

fast garden
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i ran out

viral egret
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@stark torrent how is the "fun" going

compact knoll
viral egret
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W reward

short cove
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why is the new car market like: "here is a electric vehicle which is pretty much middle of the park. . . thats 36000€ please"

soft coral
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because EVS are fucking expensive

short cove
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like dude i am about to do something where artyom would say "typical"

short cove
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like in production and shit

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theyre cheap as shit

soft coral
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them batteries beg to differ

short cove
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theyre just upcharged

soft coral
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also that

short cove
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12,50 a hour plus benifits?

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they dont get shit, shit is legit like so incredibly cheap

stark torrent
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well the car market right now is following the house one , meaning expensive as shit and they dont sell

soft coral
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people upsell em cuz they know that EVS haven't reached a stage YET where theyre massively better than gas cars so people will sell them with the idea that theyre more economical and have all these fancy features

short cove
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and what drives prices up are manufacturing like putting parts together, development and similar

stark torrent
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i would not fall for an EV yet tho

soft coral
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why u tryna buy an ev

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get a fucking golf

short cove
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like for a combustion engine you need: a fuel tank, pump, light machine, the thing which spins the motor to start (i think its called a starter but idk man), then the motor, cylinders, cylinder rings, the lil spinny thing which takes the motion energy and transfers it to the axel

and you have to PUT ALL OF THEM TOGETHER which is what costs money

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for like a electric vehicle its like

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"electric motor goes weeee"

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and you have like a transformer and some micro controllers which you also have in a combustion engine

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like there is so much less shit in it which costs money

short cove
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gas is 2,15/l

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like fuel costs to get to work for 6 months in diesel if my car would eat 7l/100km are like 800€

soft coral
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well

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its either gonna be a gas car with expensive fuel

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or an expensive EV

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pick your poison sunny

short cove
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if my EV would eat like 18kwh/100km thats like 6€

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well per 100km

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but a disel would cost like what?

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15,75€

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like 3 times more

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and i dont have to pay like car tax on the EV till like 2035

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like it legit is just cancer

short cove
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so its doable

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and so its also way cheaper to drive

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like 1600€ a year cheaper

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plus saving on tax

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its just that those prices are rough asf

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i thank god now got a offer for the id3 neo plus winter tires and winter pack for like 32k

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w subventions its like 28k then

fast garden
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this craft is dogshit

soft coral
fast garden
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well

viral egret
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1 ledx into 1 reap-ir + m4 you can use

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but idk if its really that good or even good at all

fast garden
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cryon

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i know.

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its okay

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you dont have to tell me

viral egret
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how do u even get those 2 little books btw

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ive never seen either

fast garden
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damn i need 15 btc for this questline too

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time to save up

viral egret
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oh lk gives u them thats cool

fast garden
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That’s gotta be over 10 mil of stims

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Cool that you can buy Vulcans from flea tho

remote fox
remote fox
soft coral
remote fox
short cove
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i legit dont get the thing w screens

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like why is it there

soft coral
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cheaper

short cove
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sure show me my kwh/100km and speed and tbh that can be it bc like you dont need rpm, you got just one gear ratio

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like no need to show more

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but like why

short cove
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like sure looks good

soft coral
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not when initially built

short cove
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but it isent required

soft coral
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maintenance is a adifferent aspect

short cove
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dude so i wanted to buy a broken id4 pro

soft coral
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IF broken not WHEN

short cove
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like 55k car

remote fox
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Why would they give a shit?

short cove
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fellas, they WILL break

soft coral
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EVERY CAR BREAKS

short cove
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they DO MAKE MONEY

short cove
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like 2000s toyotas

soft coral
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its just the way the industry is moving

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go ask the big giants of the car world

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why put big IPAD in car

short cove
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you need to replace the fucking dashboard

remote fox
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They want you to own nothing and be happy Aware

short cove
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all seat belts

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all pyro sets inside the seat belts (they pull the seatbelt tight when car says "crash")

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all airbags

remote fox
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Remember the seat heating subscription thing? KekSkew

short cove
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all sensors

thing wouldve cost like 21k in repairs

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car is 55k new

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fucking 40% of the new car price for replacement of like crash things

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and it was JUST AIRBAGS AND SHIT THAT WERE ACTIVATED

short cove
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like its not the price in manufacturing

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its what they make off of replacements

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did you know that rear parts are like 300% more expensive?

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its because oftentimes the party which gets rearended isent at fault

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so the others insurance has to pay the 300% more expensive parts

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which basically means the manufacturer gets a lot more money because insurance HAS to pay

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like companies were great like probably 30 years ago

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shit is just ass now

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like the fucking gas springs which keep the trunk open at a VW caddy just failed at some point

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and they wanted to know shit like "whats the cars manufacturing date, whats the current KM it drove, whats the serial number?" to replace them while in the legal window where they needed to fix issues

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like they were required to do it by law, but said "if you dont give us that, we cant do it"

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like those companies are really now just out to make their shit as shit as possible to reach legal limits before it fails

short cove
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pay to get android car connect

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and apple car connect for vw vehicles

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on a monthly or annual basis

fast garden
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mom has to pay a subscription to use certainf eatures in the app for her car like turning it on from your phone

fast garden
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dont remember

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how much as if the amount matters at all compared to the concept

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its genuinely fucking scumbag behavior

short cove
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but like shit is expensive

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iirc like car connect is like 10 or so a month

fast garden
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9x39 bp to the dome

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camping mall is certainly a decision

native crypt
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Might be different with me because I bought mine outright

fast garden
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playing with elite skills then going to arena feels so weird

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why am i so fucking slow

viral egret
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real

fast garden
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i know its supposed to be elite stn end but it doesnt feel like it

soft coral
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reminds me of that one pornstar named gorilla grip

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funny how the world works

fast garden
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lol

compact knoll
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@fast garden stream for daddy

hallow stream
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maybe when xal said thee was gonna take HRT wasn't a joke cause what is this caught

fast garden
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its gonna be a sit in stash and repair farm stream

compact knoll
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get in the vc

short cove
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istg i am somehow the richest mf in my friendgroup despite saving like most of my cash

fast garden
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yippie

calm pollen
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It they cycle button twice and then the lock

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Auto starts

fast garden
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wear ulach

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die to 40 pen rounds

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wear altyn

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die to 60 pen rounds

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why do i even bother

cyan garnet
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lowk armour barely matters

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Very very rarely does tier 6 or an altyn save me

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In my experience anyways

fast garden
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im just criminally unfortunate when it comes to wearing things like altyns

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110k xp from 61

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yippie

compact knoll
fast garden
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i get to throw away tons of money tmr

fast garden
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played some arena with no tasks and then did some tasks with my friend

cyan garnet
low iris
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god i remember that time

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such retardation

stark torrent
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i had them as well and it saved me every raid from 1 fac shot i think , prob is i rly hate the tunnel vision

ancient marsh
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artist's depiction

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blue part is a bit of drool

glacial haven
ancient marsh
little flame
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lmao

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ive had several raids with literally 3 bullet holes in altyn faceshield

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if not faceshield then head top of head

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its rly good

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its rly nice for bosses aswell

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if u get an unlucky insta hs by a guard or boss usually u dont get killed by it

viral egret
flat breach
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Hanma Yujiro ass strat

viral egret
ancient marsh
viral egret
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lemme fix it

ancient marsh
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i think you need like

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at least 50 iq to understand how to construct that joke

soft coral
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can't convince me this game isn't absolute horseshit

viral egret
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youre watching a streamer's video

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also isnt that clip out for like 2000 years

ancient marsh
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guys tarkov is bad and heres proof

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a completely nonconsequential bug

viral egret
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yeah ivan is doing anything but getting employed

soft coral
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but the game is dogshit

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regardless of the clip

little flame
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@viral egret tarkov?

viral egret
glacial haven
viral egret
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to eat me like a crab

short cove
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dude bodycam seems like a game to have actual potential

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but its just

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"hey heres crazy graphics but like everything else is ass"

fast garden
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You just explained why it has no potential

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So I know I posted this before but what I didn’t realize was that is was from strike industries, I’m pretty sure we are getting some kind of SI stock for the p90 in tarkov at some point

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Wonder who makes the drum mag

stark torrent
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Woods Diddler

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  • one lvl 6 that got merked by BTR after i paid for it to run around
cyan garnet
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the sweet sound of the btr going ham as soon as you pay for cover fire

fast garden
stark torrent
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what the fuck is calf

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bro bsg invents random hitboxes

fast garden
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literally never died to that before

viral egret
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@ancient marsh join scp sl trust

fast garden
viral egret
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@ancient marsh

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come watch finish cb

fast garden
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ouch

viral egret
viral egret
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@ancient marsh

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the say-wallahi soundboard spammer is 10 years old

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he said n word

ancient marsh
compact knoll
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@ancient marsh start of video

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didnt know mf doom was bosnian

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timecode

ancient marsh
fast garden
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bibi personally smiting my internet provider

ancient marsh
# fast garden

Before the plate system the gzhel did this every raid but mfs would still ride it harder then Lebron

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Korund supremacy

fast garden
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class 3 soft armor diff

ancient marsh
ancient marsh
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Keep coping

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Just hope a light breeze doesnt crack your plate in half

viral egret
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went gate a

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wron elevator

fast garden
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Idk why you are so aggressive about the armors omegakekw

viral egret
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me, alle, some random guy and another one jumped all off

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fucking trail of ants

fast garden
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Obv steel armor is better

viral egret
fast garden
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But the class 3 soft is nice

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Also funny enough

ancient marsh
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I've been talking about the korund bring better since 2020

fast garden
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Internet dropped immediately after first message I sent

ancient marsh
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I own a 13% stake at the company that makes korund vests

short cove
ancient marsh
ancient marsh
fast garden
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The lion does not speak ill of Israel

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Idk what the fuck imma play with no connection

ancient marsh
ancient marsh
short cove
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The lion is in the files

fast garden
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The lion could really use that money right now

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Oh thank fuck my tax return clutched up

compact knoll
remote fox
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I can't- omegakekw

fast garden
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Forgot I cannot do 9/11 joke here

compact knoll
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@fast garden

fast garden
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5 timestamps in chat

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son

compact knoll
fast garden
compact knoll
fast garden
compact knoll
fast garden
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dude the flashbangs omegakekw

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You guys remember the cultist goons bosses

compact knoll
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yeh

viral egret
fast garden
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I miss them and the streets cultists

viral egret
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things i would never know cause im newgen

fast garden
viral egret
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i played last october but ididnt see them at all

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@ancient marsh

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istarted a new run

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go to 035

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049 is camping the exit

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fuck me i guess

fast garden
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internet has been stable for longer than 10 minutes

viral egret
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a man cant watch

fast garden
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4 million people on lighthouse

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why?

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go home gi

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prapor doesnt love you gi

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he sends you to kill us gi

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but we will prevail

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yeah

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lvl 22 shooting m80a1

native crypt
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He found it clueless

fast garden
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this is the price i pay for wanting to do a fucking transit task

native crypt
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True

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Transit tasks exist to be almost entirely not worth doing

fast garden
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i mean i literally did not have enough ammo to deal with the amount of bullshit that just happened to me

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4 different fucking teams all looking at me

native crypt
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Sounds about right for sharthouse

fast garden
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to think i was actually having a good time on shoreline

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to come to this

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whatever

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in 10 minutes my arena quests reset and i get lvl 61 and lose any motivation to do transit tasks anyway

native crypt
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True

hallow stream
fast garden
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good 40 second long raid

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good to know lh still this most dogshit map in a video game ever conceived

compact knoll
fast garden
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its going to be live footage of me dangling from the ceiling

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btw

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only hit was from him

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somehow get thorax+head

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dead to jaws

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w/e

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ive been in queue hell in arena for chop shop lh for over 10 minutes

compact knoll
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One of my ram slots died

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Fuuuuuuuuuuuck

compact knoll
remote fox
compact knoll
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I mean

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What the fuck do i even do

remote fox
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Use the other slots.

compact knoll
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Thats the thing

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I only got 2

remote fox
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Or new MOBO shrudge

compact knoll
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So im losing 8 gigs of ram

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We are down to 16 gigs boys

remote fox
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I'm using 16 gigs peepo_sadge

compact knoll
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Hptfu

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Peasant

fast garden
viral egret
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it doesnt matter tbh u werent playing tarkov so

compact knoll
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dude holy shit i really gotta clean my cpu fan

viral egret
viral egret
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i clean my pc atleast twice or thrice a month and im lazy

compact knoll
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thats really really bad dude

viral egret
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a

fast garden
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you can tell enforcers genuinely think they deserve to live

compact knoll
remote fox
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Never clean your PC Chadge

low iris
compact knoll
fast garden
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i was so enraged over that lobby of subhuman knuckle dragging filth i turned my music off to lock in

fast garden
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why do YOU have that kit you fucking troglodyte

remote fox
compact knoll
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You cant really see the dust inside the cpu cooler

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But its like full on clumps of dust

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I could probably make a pillow

viral egret
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the situation

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i cant lie thats not that bad

compact knoll
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mobo is actually pretty cheap to buy

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3k

compact knoll
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its really really bad

granite coralBOT
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💱 3,000 UAH (Ukrainian Hryvnia) :flag_ua: is equal to 58.13 EUR (Euro) :flag_eu:

viral egret
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bro that is so cheap

viral egret
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worse

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then

compact knoll
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its a cheap mobo

viral egret
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be careful or youll cause a snowstorm

compact knoll
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okay

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5 years ago

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i bought it for 2k

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fuck they dont have the same model

viral egret
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fuck i gotta clean my pc too

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its so dusty

compact knoll
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but thats nothing

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let me show you something

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ssd i bought

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2 years ago

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3.6k

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10k now

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the pre sale price is fake

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3x

fast garden
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aight

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good

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hm

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heres where my money goes down the toilet

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so far have spent 30 mil

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bruh

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im fighting some guy

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he just got hit by a bazooka

viral egret
fast garden
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NO SHOT

viral egret
fast garden
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and a scav had rusted key???

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wtf goin on

viral egret
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holy luck

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@little flame i got ur kit for tmrw so

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i stretched all the m80a11 i had to fit in your mags

remote fox
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@fast garden Wanna do some tarky?

viral egret
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i would join for a raid or 2 but i dont think i ca

fast garden
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doing streets to farm btc and pvp

viral egret
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ah pvp

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i mean i need shooterborn kills but id rather let you get the kills

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so idk if ill join

fast garden
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the kills are very low importance for me

viral egret
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i mean farmming btc on streets is a strat i havent heard of

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but i guess streets has a shit ton of valuable spots

fast garden
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the alternative is labs

viral egret
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maybe i should do this cause i need like 31 bitcoins too

fast garden
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no

viral egret
fast garden
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or labyrinth

viral egret
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he-he-he hell nah

fast garden
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not doing with stack

viral egret
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played labs died 4 times in a row to cheaters

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the one time idied to a legit player it was alle

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the streamer

fast garden
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+2

viral egret
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damn thats some high levels

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@remote fox

fast garden
viral egret
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alle's uuid starts with 67

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no way

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@remote fox

viral egret
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iq dropped by 37 points

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tanked 4 blunt headshots

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fifth went thru

viral egret
viral egret
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i got max attention now it's perception grind

hallow stream
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Cant wait till everyone is done grinding all their stats and everyones brains fry from playing this piece of dog shit

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What grinding max stats does to you

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Cryon is gonna become smart actually because two negatives make a positive caught

viral egret
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i tanked 4 headshots

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brain gone

fast garden
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My fucking internet died again while I was walking down the street gg man

remote fox
fast garden
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Some fucking scav is going to take me

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God bless

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Whatever got max attention

keen sparrow
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Decided to not get a PC. I mean my GF is getting herself one with a 5090 or whatever tf, but i’m just going to get stuff to play outside with my son instead.

glacial haven
fast garden
glacial haven
keen sparrow
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The CPU was just cooking itself for no fucking reason

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Changed the thermal paste, the cooler unit was fine, uninstalled and re-installed any drivers i could think of

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All the fans in my case ran perfectly fine, power settings were normal

glacial haven
keen sparrow
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99 Celcius at no load whatsoever

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Maybe like 14% load tops just idling on the desktop screen with no browser open or anything

glacial haven
keen sparrow
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I didn’t check that far tbh

glacial haven
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Check that, if it does, RMA

keen sparrow
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Did a clean windows install format and everything, still was cooking itself

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Like something in the CPU was borked or something

glacial haven
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Well, RMA, you'd still have to figure out if it's actually the CPU or if it's your mainboard just reporting false temps

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Or your mainboard ramping that mf

keen sparrow
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Well, i noticed when the CPU would hit high temp, it’d throttle down to like 250-500 Mhz

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And i would get cursor lag

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So it definitely was chugging

glacial haven
keen sparrow
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For a pre-built, i think it had a good run

glacial haven
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So it could very well be either, mainboard or CPU

keen sparrow
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If i had built it myself i probably would’ve gotten another 3 years out of it omegakekw

glacial haven
glacial haven
keen sparrow
glacial haven
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Even though it's gotten more relaxed since I just limited the threads used by the compiler

keen sparrow
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No overclock or anything wild but

glacial haven
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And I pay for an actual workstation-level server for that kinda stuff normally but I am too lazy to actually create the build pipeline, so I just build it on my computer either way lmao

keen sparrow
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My CPU would be topped at 95-100% use for several hours per day just running 20+ bot lobbies in SPT

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Surprised it lasted as long as it did given all the abuse

glacial haven
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I mean, if you want some advice, just buy a new CPU, test it on your mainboard and if it still ramps to nearly 100°C, refund the CPU and buy a new mainboard

keen sparrow
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Nah

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That PC had a 3050 in the year of our Lord 2026

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It’s been time for an upgrade

glacial haven
keen sparrow
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I had 64 gigs of ram but it was like ddr4 because the mobo was kinda shit

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Got all that ram 2 years ago when prices weren;t stupid and i just needed ram to load more smart materials into substance painter+AI shenanigans

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In other news

glacial haven
keen sparrow
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I kept the 4 sticks incase gf wants them

glacial haven
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Gotta love those stupid computer hardware vendors, prices for Ram stay completely stable unless one of them goes lower than the rest, then a bunch of them follow and lower their prices as well

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Fucking retards

keen sparrow
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It is kinda funny to hold 4 sticks of ram in my hand and think of it as holding 1000$

glacial haven
cyan garnet
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10+ raids in a row fighting the gigasweats at fortness on night customs over cultists

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First night factory the priest is just laying down strokin his shit infront of gate 0

keen sparrow
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This has to be, without a doubt, the worst guitar i’ve ever had to restring

glacial haven
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it kinda reminds me of one of those rescue boards they have at pools

keen sparrow
glacial haven
keen sparrow
glacial haven
keen sparrow
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This is so fucking sketch, lmao

glacial haven
keen sparrow
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It’s such a great hobby if you go in with good intentions

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Idk about everyone else’s country but there’s a weird thing where guys thing knowing guitar will get women to talk to them

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When in reality

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It just gets other male guitar players to talk to you

glacial haven
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Where the the "cool guy" plays guitar and gets girls

keen sparrow
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Like getting jacked/yolked/ripped increases your chances of gae men flirting with you by 200%

glacial haven
keen sparrow
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If you don’t mind trashy girls that wear Uggs and drink Starbucks daily, having a felony helps

glacial haven
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Imagine just wanting to have some fun with the known bop and she suddenly thinks you 2 are a perfect match

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Must feel like shit knowing that you wasted your time lmao

keen sparrow
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They usually trap men by pretending that they are pregnant

glacial haven
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Use a wrapper be evade all the possible future trouble

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Including the possibility of getting a STD

keen sparrow
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Too bad bill gates didn’t have us for advice

glacial haven
keen sparrow
keen sparrow
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Ayyyyy, none of the strings have exploded

keen sparrow
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I royally fucked up on getting new bass strings

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Got a gauge that is way too heavy and i can’t tune higher than like drop C, or i hear the neck making tiny crackling wood noises

ancient marsh
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@fast garden rise and shine

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its job time

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oh wait its sunday

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AND its midnight

soft coral
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@keen sparrow @stark torrent today we vote thumbsUp2x @native crypt @fast garden

soft coral
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mom tells me you vote for X person or you dont come home tonight

stark torrent
soft coral
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here some electronic machines broke ggs

stark torrent
fast garden
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Wake up at 2 am

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Too hot, have to piss, extremely thirsty

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Horrible

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No internet since 7:30 pm

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Won’t be until the morning

ancient marsh
fast garden
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(Hopefully)

ancient marsh
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is american infrastructure still in 1987?

fast garden
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Idk something is wrong with the providers terminal or whatever

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They have to send a technician out but it’s over the weekend so they aren’t in a rush

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Since it’s just our house

low iris
fast garden
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I am just going to grandparents around noon anyway

low iris
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if you are from a good one (like california) we never have outages i can count them on one hand were weve ran out of power

fast garden
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Going to visit since I missed Easter bc work thumbsUp2x

low iris
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the internet went down in our local area like 2 years ago and it was for like a day lol

low iris
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fuck them for making you work a holiday

fast garden
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Anyways going back to bed since it’s 2:30 am

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Yeah well it’s a nursing home and I just started

low iris
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tbh i should prolly sleep too its 1 am

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still assholes for that cant lie

fast garden
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I also wasn’t even scheduled originally I just got sick and they had to move my shit around

remote fox
ancient marsh
fast garden
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Internet fucked means I prob won’t play until Monday morning

ancient marsh
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now thats a rewards program i can get behind

low iris
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people say our grid is on "breaking point" but thats a nothing burger

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if anything AI is the shit that will cause the grid to blow out

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evs take up like so little of our grid its less than a few %

little flame
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@viral egret scp?

viral egret
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ill go shower n hop on

little flame
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gotcha

hollow patrol
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hobo

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how do you say e

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men of de streets

hollow patrol
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he actually blocked me

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guess i was right.. he is hobo... homelese. man of di strete

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spent all his $$ on tarkov

little flame
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ive had u blocked for like 3 weeks

hollow patrol
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WHAATT

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youre so mean to me

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what did i do

little flame
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not falling for the bait

hollow patrol
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so mean

little flame
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sorry hamster

viral egret
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aslr im fully back

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@little flame letsa go

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my tarkov hbas been on all night bro wtf

cyan garnet
little flame
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@viral egret ill get on tarkov in a lil bit join vc

viral egret
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u wanna watch

stark torrent
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Every Arena build :

next temple
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p sure their selection has you crawl on sharp sea rocks without using arms or legs

vivid dawn
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They wear those masks beneath a camo net

ancient marsh
keen sparrow
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Or PGE

keen sparrow
little flame
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says random autistic incoherent shit when he sees my messages

keen sparrow
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Is. Is that not what i do?

little flame
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nah not the same way

keen sparrow
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Nevermind, lol maybe i missed it

keen sparrow
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The lights all fucking flicker/dim

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And when incandescent bulbs do it, the room looks brown

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Idk why bro is running hard defense for california’s power-grid when it is a legendarily shit state with garbage infrastructure

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There’s a reason californians flee to texas

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Such a dogshit state

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Oh so here’s a fun one

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Imagine that taxes in your state feel too damn high

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Just fucking leave right? Move somewhere else?

little flame
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@viral egret tarkov?

blazing basin
# keen sparrow

Also, "Stop Nick Shirley" Act to stop investigation into fraud

keen sparrow
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All because the dude found hospice mills with 90% survival rates

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For anyone that doesn’t know, hospice care is what you get when you are about to die. When you are about to die generally you stop eating and your organs and shit shut down, so what hospice care does is provides special care, sometimes a 1-on-1 caregiver, and they eventually start administering morphine so you die painlessly in your sleep.

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So for a hospice company to have a 90% survival rate is fucking insane.

blazing basin
keen sparrow
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Funny thing about that

blazing basin
keen sparrow
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Probably not however

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There’s almost never an autopsy done on hospice patients

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Little known medical secret

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To be clear, i do not like that it is this way

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I don’t trust people, lol

blazing basin
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also deathbed confessions being inadmissable in court is a fucking evil lil trick

keen sparrow
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Lol, i didn’t know that

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Not entirely surprised though. Hell, admitting to a crime doesn’t do much

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Not until you enter a guilty plea in court atleast

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You can say ‘i did X, Y, and Z’ to detectives and still enter a plea of ‘not guilty’

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What pisses me off is how courts treat polygraphs

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They only treat polygraphs as real science when the results of said lie-detector test show what they want to see

ancient marsh
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and then go to prison

blazing basin
keen sparrow
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It’s consodered ‘hearsay’

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And that is not admissible in court

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AYO

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Look at that

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Lmfao

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‘And dying declarations’

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LMFAO

blazing basin
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so ye

keen sparrow
little flame
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67

blazing basin
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noway

little flame
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bro koLONTAY GUARD

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I CANT

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FUCKING 0/30 FACESHIELD WITH TOR

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IM USING M80A1

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I SAW THE BULLET HIT HIS HEAD LIKE 5 TIMES

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dogshit game

viral egret
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@stark torrent @fast garden alle trying to melee scav

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scav gets on the mg and headshots me

little flame
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it runs past me and gets on the mg

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@viral egret ping me when ur back

little flame
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holy rmter

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disgusting

viral egret
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@little flame

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im barack

little flame
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?????????

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WTF

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died to some guy randomly camping

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ok bro

viral egret
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sbih on streets done

soft coral
viral egret
cyan garnet
cyan garnet
ancient marsh
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like ACTUALLY

viral egret
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it was before too tbh

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but its 2x better noe

viral egret
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@little flame ic leared kaban fully

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with a scav gun

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died to 2 little kids who have been in chek 15 whole raid

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headshot his buddy with sp-6 and he tanked it

viral egret
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bc 4 ppl in chek 15 tried to kill me

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so i js ran off to a random building

stark torrent
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Ooo big patch tommorow for both games 6 to 9 hours lmao

remote fox
stark torrent
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very weird they are doing it on two diferent hours

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i guess adjust both games idk

viral egret
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thank god im not home when they're doing it

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why is it threatening me

stark torrent
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ora 10 pana la pe la 4-5 la noi

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On a Monday btw

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god bless Burgerstate games

viral egret
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ma joc scp cb ult reborn pana atunci

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ca nu am ce alceva sa fac

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am terminat sbih pe streets sunt fericit

compact knoll
viral egret
short cove
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I can see rex decking his tiny human out after a bad raid

fast garden
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What could we possibly be getting

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Here’s what I’m thinking

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If the tarkov patch is just 4-6 hours with NO EXTENTIONS

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MAYBE we get a new gun or two and just all the new arena stuff.

compact knoll
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no extention

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lmao

fast garden
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If it gets extended past that small window, maybe preparing for icebreaker

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As for arena it’s new arena stuff and “new” 1.0 stuff

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Don’t expect anything crazy personally

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Maybe they drop that test map if they finished it?

fast garden
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It’s happened in the past

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Like

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Maybe we can count one one hand, but it’s happened KekSkew

keen sparrow
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Going to try my damndest to not do the spanking thing my mother was so fond of too

compact knoll
fast garden
compact knoll
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So dogtags show local time of the person you killed

viral egret
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type of noises you hesr thru my mic when i try to comm out the location of a enemy

keen sparrow
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This shit’s a lot cooler IRL, lol

fast garden
#
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HAHAHAHAHA

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I WAS GONNA SEND THIS POST

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Guy INSTA deletes it after he realizes we can see the acc

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Username is byMxrsh

stark torrent
stark torrent
stark torrent
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on the rOaDmAp the patch 1.0.5 for Tarkov has content in it , but this is just patch 1.0.4.5

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so yeah , prob some fixes here and there , here is hoping for smth more exciting , tho i wish it wasnt on a fuckin Monday

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Guess we will be back on Arena grinding

viral egret
cyan garnet
stark torrent
short cove
stark torrent
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Mod4 and NL added to arena

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Lobbies will be worse than a known pedo in prison

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They removed some guns lmao

low iris
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m60s are gone?

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i dont use any of those guns

stark torrent
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No its one left

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There are 3 m60s ingame

ancient marsh
stark torrent
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Idk why lmao

ancient marsh
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they left the x17 tho

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do you think they just...forgot?

stark torrent
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No one scar was left for both

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Prob the black ones

stark torrent
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They only removed the FDE i thinj

cyan garnet
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shredding peoples knees with rip in that and watching them headbutt the ground lowk hilarious

ancient marsh
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theres like 3 of em

short cove
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Not the chiappa

compact knoll
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They changed a lot of guns recoils

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Also changed barrels and receivers

stark torrent
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Yeah i saw mutant RD and Akm there

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Surely clueless

soft coral
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wait they removed arena guns?
@stark torrent

stark torrent
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It seems they removed some guns yes

soft coral
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slowly going back to quake arena

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7 guns

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no mroe no less

stark torrent
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Also out of raid improvements

soft coral
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pistol , shotgun , SSG , chain gun , rocket launcher , rail gun (sniper) and granade launcehr

soft coral
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or menu shit

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isn't arena just a menu and that's it

stark torrent
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When u leave the raid

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Loading times

soft coral
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waaaaow

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basic game design

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revolutionary

ancient marsh
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wait i just realized

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why does the patchnotes message on OEFT discord

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lead to a fucking twitter link

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and not the official site/

stark torrent
fast garden
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wtf

fast garden
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When I come out of raid maybe it won’t take another 5 mins

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Hm.

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I guess everyone will just have negative KD now

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I think that could have been added as an extra stat not a replacement but whatev

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Uh oh

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Can’t wait to see how fucked guns are now

stark torrent
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They changed base recoil of many guns including 7.62x39

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Surely they cant be possibly worse, right ? clueless

fast garden
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Is this not stupid?

ancient marsh
fast garden
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So we will have one BIS handguard and that’s it?

stark torrent
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Watch it be some ugly shit like the red pilau

fast garden
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I can’t wait to see how retarded gun builds get now

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Wing and skull handguard meta

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Nerf suppressors again

stark torrent
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I still gotta ask

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What game besides Tarkov takes 9+ hour downtime to patch

glacial haven
# fast garden Is this not stupid?

While I may not be a specialist in firearms, doesn't a handguard usually make it easier to control the recoil of a firearm with a longer barrel? How does that change make any sense whatsoever

stark torrent
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That guy from Tigz server complains about Tarkov but plays Diablo 4

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Almost got ragebaited there

fast garden
stark torrent
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Yeah u basically hold the gun better so you can drag it down or shit easier

fast garden
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Like the RSASS handguard being good for recoil makes sense, it’s worse for ergo cuz it’s clunky but it’s this massive thing that reduces recoil

stark torrent
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Technically

fast garden
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Them putting recoil on pistol grips but removing it from handguards is so weird?

stark torrent
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clueless and guns still.feel like shit

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Idk man im hoping for a win but idk

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We will see in 5 or 10 hours

glacial haven
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Just feels like a completely random change, just for the sake of changing shit

stark torrent
fast garden
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A 46 part quest line.

ancient marsh
fast garden
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Thank god

stark torrent
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W

fast garden
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So they remove sks but will add m16a2

glacial haven
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I am slowly but surely growing tired of tech channels on my YouTube front page talking about the AI Sector, we went from discussing cool tech shit to this dogshit

fast garden
stark torrent
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Kms

stark torrent
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Its so bland and boring and fake af

glacial haven
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And the worst part is, you have 0 control over it, you watch a video of someone talking about something interesting, go back to the main page, refresh and suddenly there's 5 different videos talking about AI

ancient marsh
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what does that mean?

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is that arena related?

fast garden
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Yes these are the arena notes now

ancient marsh
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ah

fast garden
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So less “blastgang only” shit